I vote for 2for1discount to be my daddy
Country: United States of America
Age: 23 but can be whatever age you need me to be.
Reason for wanting staff: I feel as if the community for hltv needs for staff members online because to be honest there is no supervision from what i have seen only now and then i will see some. I am on daily and will get rid of those sjws and religious people whom are also being jackasses and are just bad for the community.
Don't vote for him vote for me.
I'll apply too thanks
Country: South of Brazil
Reason for wanting staff: save HLTV from degeneracy (lil whatever fans, gays, ppl that consume weed, cucks) and blacks
I'll apply too. I guess this is a troll post but let's go with it.
Name: Jani "jleh/lakidoge" Lehto
Reason for applying: I want to make HLTV forums more honest and less racist. I want to share love and empathy with the world. I also am white hat penetration tester and I could fix many holes in your website. I can also create new graphics since I do 2 & 3d art physically and digitally. My temper doesn't burn any more no matter what because words don't hurt me. I have empathy for every human being since I practice Buddhist and Hindi lifestyle. I also feel empathy for animals and nature overall. My goal in life is to change this world and cause World peace so we can explore space together with all the resources we have on this planet.
I know I have ban or two in my past but I'm changed man and don't enjoy trolling any more. I can also wipe those tracks if you guys really want with my black hat. Also I would do all my work for free because I already have infinite wallet since I understand money is just illusion, or what we Hindus call Samsara. I accept donations however to my BTC wallet so poor and rich can pay as much as they want or can to support my life-goals and views.
My email is Alaunohda112@protonmail.com if the staff's interested.
Name: Noah Owen Müller VeryWeirdGuy
Reason for applying: I slept with a Ladyboy in Thai and I don’t have HIV
Vote for me!
Can a staff member please look at our applications
Name: VAITOMARNOCUGRINGODOCARALHO (aka vaito)
Country: monteNEGRO / Brazil
Reason for wanting staff: I have virtually no life whatsoever so I need something to feel proud of, I can ban trolls, baiters, people that don't follow rules, create new rules - such as: no gays in the forum - and answer people's questions on forums.
Vote for me!
[Only VIP HLTV Users can view this comment.]
Login or register to add your comment to the discussion.