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I r8 ur dream job
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Korea dev1sta 
title
2018-04-25 11:43
politician can fuck up people's lives and get paid ezpz
2018-04-25 11:43
#2
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-04-25 11:44
#3
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Spain VIKTORAL 
in ur country yes ez
2018-04-25 11:44
mad cuz bad
2018-04-25 11:45
stfu muslim lol
2018-04-25 20:44
mad cuz im better than u?
2018-04-25 20:45
> pakistan, muslim, 3rd world, sharia, terrorism > better than me pick one
2018-04-25 20:48
I pick the second option
2018-04-25 20:48
so you are not sticking to your religion? seems like you get the death sentence, feels bad man
2018-04-25 20:58
#391
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Europe deVulse 
+1 m8 LUL
2018-05-03 14:53
#430
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Kazakhstan EmirT 
you know that he didnt choose where to be born?
2018-05-03 15:16
you know that I didnt say that? im talking about his cancer religion lol
2018-05-03 15:17
#433
REZ | 
Kazakhstan EmirT 
pakistan, muslim, 3rd world
2018-05-03 15:18
#434
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Korea dev1sta 
you know was don't this details?
2018-05-03 15:19
well, he said 'mad cause im better than u?' and these are already factors why he isnt
2018-05-03 15:33
#448
REZ | 
Kazakhstan EmirT 
nope
2018-05-03 15:34
yes, being muslim makes you worth less/worthless
2018-05-03 16:05
stfu nazi i dont like islam but they are all free to choose their religion
2018-05-03 17:17
what has that to do with nazi? obv im exaggerating, but islam is seriously a religion which deserves critic
2018-05-03 17:30
what this has to do with nazis?? u guys are all fascists
2018-05-03 17:35
#496
shox | 
Switzerland znon 
COMING FROM A FUCKING MOHAMED TURK BOY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOUR FUCKING LEADER LITERALLY THINKS HE'S A GOD
2018-05-03 21:51
#497
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Korea dev1sta 
lol reading these civilised but unrelated chats on my thread is really enjoyable
2018-05-03 22:18
DO u even know what fascist does and who tf said i support erdogan
2018-05-04 17:13
#508
shox | 
Switzerland znon 
the same logic that said that the german is a nazi =)
2018-05-04 17:55
^^^^ yes, being muslim makes you worth less/worthless ^^^^^ Nice try how is this the same ur calling me erdogan supporter out of nowhere and im calling this guy nazi/fascist bcuz of this
2018-05-04 18:17
first of all, you are calling me a 'nazi', so you are being racists because of where im from. Thats exactly the same thing your critisize about me secondly, I already said, that im exaggerating so I dont know if you just cant read properly
2018-05-04 19:20
i can call any fascist NAZI its not bcuz where he's from its bcuz he's a fucking fascist and do you really think a fascist hater can be racist (clap clap) btw fascist count :999999
2018-05-04 19:52
hm k then, n-word
2018-05-04 20:22
#519
shox | 
Switzerland znon 
ur a true muslim ignorant stubborn retarded
2018-05-04 22:08
im not even muslim
2018-05-04 22:11
#521
shox | 
Switzerland znon 
holy shit are you this stupid?
2018-05-04 22:44
+1
2018-05-04 19:15
lul rekt
2018-05-03 17:56
#243
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Spain puig2233 
in your country too xD
2018-04-26 19:17
Politicians in Pakistan = Taliban
2018-04-25 18:06
Russian trying to insult Pakistan's government HLTV in a nutshell
2018-04-25 18:07
Fake flagger insulting a poor terrorist state*
2018-04-25 18:07
Why would you fakeflag as Russia of all countries lmao Btw Pakistan is a shithole I'm not denying that but it's just funny coming from Russia which is also a shithole.
2018-04-25 18:08
Why wouldn't I? It always leads people to say funny shit about how trash Russia is, and I love it
2018-04-25 18:09
If that's what you want then fakeflag as Brazil trust me. You will receive a lot more replies of how trash Brazil is :-)
2018-04-25 18:10
Already did, but it's hard to maintain an iq level low enough to seem like a real Brazilian :)
2018-04-25 18:13
RUSSIA Human development index: very high, 48th in the world GDP per capita: about $12k Average salary: $670 a month Average iq: 97 BRA71L Human development index: high, 79th in the world GDP per capita: about $10k Average salary: $630 a month Average iq: no data, but no doubts that with a high HDI average iq in br is more than in pakistan. ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN: Human development index: medium, 147th in the world GDP per capita: 1700$ xDDDD Average salary: $130 a month xDDDD Average iq: 84 xDDDD I don't care if someone shits on my country, but this branch is ridiculous! You say something about Brazil and Russia while your barbaric shithole which filled with uneducated dumb people is one of the worst countries in the world xD
2018-04-26 17:34
russia is a shithole? yeah sure lmao Sit down muslim, we know you're stupid
2018-04-26 18:30
yes it is :(((
2018-05-03 14:31
#398
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Serbia Wule123 
nice1 dude :)
2018-05-03 15:01
coconut cracker on hawai.
2018-04-25 11:44
#7
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8 best job
2018-04-25 11:45
#37
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Germany Benjir_V1 
8/8 cant get any better
2018-04-25 12:01
#77
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Greece Phlebas117 
8/8 it actually sounds great
2018-04-25 17:36
#165
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United States ARKTYC 
8/8 gl in hawaii
2018-04-25 20:53
8/8 just cause everyone else
2018-04-26 17:34
8/8 yes
2018-04-26 18:22
#455
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Lithuania Sealll 
8/8 best job
2018-05-03 16:08
8/8 best job imo
2018-05-03 17:37
8/8
2018-05-03 18:00
#502
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United States f00bar 
0/8
2018-05-04 07:39
#5
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Netherlands Nevriz 
airport traffic control
2018-04-25 11:45
#8
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8 ez money
2018-04-25 11:45
#209
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North America allulu 
think its the highest suicide rate lmao
2018-04-25 22:19
streamer like summit,lirik etc.
2018-04-25 11:45
#10
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 11:45
fun for the first year or two, but when they realize they have no future they get depressed and start smoking weed
2018-04-25 18:07
baked summit best summit
2018-04-25 20:53
#166
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United States ARKTYC 
Lmao
2018-04-25 20:54
no future making 150k I guess I would love to get depressed
2018-05-03 14:31
I’d rather study and get a good job, where I have potential to make much more than 150k and I would actually enjoy myself rather than playing the same shitty game like a loser
2018-05-07 18:18
Russia 150k Russian college 20k+ I aren't think that
2018-05-07 18:28
you are gonna make million euro monthly with college in russia man, million euro
2018-05-07 18:29
not in Russia, in the US
2018-05-07 19:38
Developer so ppl can abuse me when i dont listen to em like valve does
2018-04-25 11:45
#12
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8 are u fuck u
2018-04-25 11:46
Haha yea
2018-04-25 11:46
nice
2018-04-25 11:51
Yo crazy russian hacker Is ur name taras kul
2018-04-25 11:57
No, my name is Luk Sarat
2018-04-25 11:58
Ok
2018-04-25 11:58
Ahhaahha
2018-05-03 18:06
?wassup dude
2018-05-03 18:07
I thought I should've been tech support
2018-04-25 21:09
Sail the boat
2018-04-25 21:19
through the rivers of shit?
2018-04-25 21:22
Where do u think r rivers of shit I guess nobwer in the world Wonder where u get stuff in ur mind and i guess u trying hard to insult me enjoy mate Wonder where u get ur shit manners from ur stale mama pussy and some unknown dick who ravaged ur mama
2018-04-25 21:27
I didnt understand what you said you cant even speak properly its far for you to be working for tech support
2018-04-25 21:29
Rascismcreator
2018-04-25 21:29
indian race pick one
2018-04-25 21:30
Does that pick game still work Only thing u wanna do is insult others so enjoy mate Have a nice day May god bless u
2018-04-25 21:31
oh thank you tho there is no god and people have become total pussys these days cant even take a joke wish I was back in 80s 90s so many sensitive pussies
2018-04-25 21:35
I respect u where ever u from The sail the boat was meant as u join me as developer on tech support So i dint mean anything bar on that anyways its night here gotta get some sleep Gn
2018-04-25 21:36
gn
2018-04-25 21:38
#14
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Korea dev1sta 
pornstar
2018-04-25 11:47
#15
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Korea dev1sta 
wtf 0/8 lost all respect
2018-04-25 11:48
expected.
2018-04-25 11:51
#459
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Brazil flpR 
Wtf, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. "Lose all respect for myself "
2018-05-03 16:24
#16
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Germany Scrouch123 
go to the politics and fuck merkel
2018-04-25 11:49
#19
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-04-25 11:49
#20
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Germany Scrouch123 
its literally 10 out of 8 xD
2018-04-25 11:50
#456
halo | 
Lithuania Sealll 
?? Reply needs to have actual content
2018-05-03 16:10
#17
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
pro poker player
2018-04-25 11:49
#18
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8 fuk bitches get money
2018-04-25 11:49
baiter
2018-04-25 11:50
#22
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Korea dev1sta 
-193949/8 kys rn
2018-04-25 11:52
I rarely get to eat, this job is difficult if done properly
2018-04-26 18:27
fire fighter
2018-04-25 11:53
they are the real heroes
2018-04-25 12:01
#39
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8 respect
2018-04-25 12:03
thanks :)
2018-04-25 12:03
respect
2018-04-26 18:28
#26
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Germany EURONICS 
software developer
2018-04-25 11:54
#46
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 12:05
no work
2018-04-25 11:55
+11111111
2018-04-25 11:56
no food
2018-04-26 18:28
Pilot
2018-04-25 11:55
#54
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-04-25 17:31
you could travel around the world while you're on duty, i think its perfect job in this earth
2018-04-26 03:42
#217
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Sweden SkrrSkrr1 
And its a Good paying job. My dream job too ;D
2018-04-26 07:44
+1
2018-04-26 08:40
like osama bin laden?
2018-04-26 18:28
why it related with osama? are u ok kid?
2018-04-27 03:39
streamer :)
2018-04-25 11:56
#56
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-04-25 17:32
Adult streamer?
2018-04-25 18:11
#31
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Germany Dayjay 
DJ 32/k month
2018-04-25 11:56
#55
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-04-25 17:32
lmao +1
2018-05-03 19:59
crypto holder
2018-04-25 11:57
#57
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-04-25 17:32
gl not sleeping
2018-04-26 18:37
#38
rain | 
Belgium Konfuze 
UFO hunter
2018-04-25 12:02
#58
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Korea dev1sta 
10/8
2018-04-25 17:32
#40
oskar | 
Czech Republic Lukooo 
son
2018-04-25 12:03
#59
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Korea dev1sta 
1/1
2018-04-25 17:32
Boi
2018-04-26 18:38
Own a holding/investment company.
2018-04-25 12:03
#60
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-04-25 17:32
#43
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France Mevleffy 
Barman in the bahamas
2018-04-25 12:03
#65
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Korea dev1sta 
10/10
2018-04-25 17:33
#44
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Russia AlexMove 
rock star
2018-04-25 12:04
#66
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Korea dev1sta 
3/3
2018-04-25 17:34
#45
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Netherlands BarraCSGO 
probably technical engineer but I still study But I working on my own product: better mouse cable so it feels wireless d: Also designing a 3d printer with best printing results for a low price so people can effort them. 360 euro (: I know their already are but I want to make it better
2018-04-25 12:05
#67
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Korea dev1sta 
9/10
2018-04-25 17:34
Nice projects, most of 3d printers are shit and can use some development. Hook me up with one of those mice if you ever make one
2018-05-03 15:11
interpreter
2018-04-25 12:07
#68
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 17:35
Taxi man
2018-04-25 12:11
#69
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Korea dev1sta 
2/8
2018-04-25 17:35
You aren't familiar with Muscovite taxi drivers then? xaxa is very nice "job"
2018-04-26 05:04
Soldier, serving my country.
2018-04-25 12:13
#70
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Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-04-25 17:35
#207
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United Kingdom RugeR_ 
OMEGALUL
2018-04-25 21:45
It's nice
2018-04-26 18:38
#300
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Jordan human928 
Serving my ass
2018-05-03 10:46
You mad?
2018-05-03 11:09
#342
s1mple | 
Germany H!TLER 
LuL 0/8
2018-05-03 14:27
#344
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Korea dev1sta 
Why Hitler? they die for your ass
2018-05-03 14:28
#346
s1mple | 
Germany H!TLER 
i will back and fuck them again and again
2018-05-03 14:29
#349
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Korea dev1sta 
fuck your own soldiers?
2018-05-03 14:30
#358
s1mple | 
Germany H!TLER 
they deserve to fuck because I dont care about their lives, but only my interests
2018-05-03 14:35
#360
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Korea dev1sta 
so u r gey and like to fuck strong men?
2018-05-03 14:36
0/8, serving ur contry =/= killing innocents in israelia
2018-05-03 22:21
0/8
2018-05-03 22:23
#50
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Sweden newerth4nu 
Space exlorer
2018-04-25 12:14
#71
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 17:35
#51
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World necessvry 
v/v
2018-04-25 12:43
#72
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-04-25 17:36
#52
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Netherlands Deji 
Pussy inspector
2018-04-25 12:44
#73
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Korea dev1sta 
10000/798
2018-04-25 17:36
#53
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Sweden naturen 
Prime minister for Sweden
2018-04-25 13:04
#75
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Korea dev1sta 
+1/-1
2018-04-25 17:36
#62
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Estonia mr_abdul 
blowjob (getting one ofc)
2018-04-25 17:33
#76
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Korea dev1sta 
i sexed ur girlfriend 0/8
2018-04-25 17:38
#78
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Estonia mr_abdul 
gay?
2018-04-25 17:37
#102
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Estonia mr_abdul 
nice edit
2018-04-25 18:05
#457
halo | 
Lithuania Sealll 
Prove it or he'll kill you
2018-05-03 16:12
#63
VulkaN | 
Austria iVolkan 
czech masseuse
2018-04-25 17:33
#79
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8 if u r grill, if no gey feggit 0/8
2018-04-25 17:37
google czech massage
2018-04-25 19:24
I know how those procedures go...
2018-04-25 18:10
lol we all probably do XD
2018-05-03 17:14
shemale prostitute
2018-04-25 17:33
#97
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Korea dev1sta 
gay/8
2018-04-25 18:04
shemale =/= gay
2018-04-25 18:07
Mercenary Company Owner
2018-04-25 17:36
#98
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8 make me membership
2018-04-25 18:04
#80
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Israel ranco101 
professional swimmer
2018-04-25 17:37
#99
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 18:05
Atc in the Danish military
2018-04-25 17:37
#100
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Korea dev1sta 
what's atc
2018-04-25 18:05
Anal Tampon Chewer
2018-04-25 18:09
#161
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Slovakia misk0 
lmao
2018-04-25 20:51
#187
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United States ARKTYC 
ROFL
2018-04-25 21:05
Air traffic controller
2018-04-25 18:17
#126
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-04-25 20:37
businessman
2018-04-25 17:39
#101
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Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-04-25 18:05
#83
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Greece Phlebas117 
the guy who waves the little red flag at construction sites, for drivers to be careful... i don't know what the are called
2018-04-25 17:40
#127
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Korea dev1sta 
lmao 6/8
2018-04-25 20:37
gay model on webcam site
2018-04-25 17:42
#128
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Korea dev1sta 
-2007/8
2018-04-25 20:37
#85
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Denmark dev1cetop1 
streamer easiest money
2018-04-25 17:44
#129
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 20:37
Actor (Porn) Lol
2018-04-25 17:47
Anybody can record their sex tape and get decent money nowadays. Just look at the growing verified channels on PH.
2018-04-25 18:07
Ty for the advice
2018-04-25 20:43
#130
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Korea dev1sta 
2000/8 for being very honest
2018-04-25 20:38
Ty
2018-04-25 20:44
#87
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Lithuania DieNastyA 
Racing driver
2018-04-25 17:48
#132
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-04-25 20:38
work with elon musk
2018-04-25 17:51
#133
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-04-25 20:38
raing
2018-04-25 17:53
#134
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-04-25 20:38
math professor in Germany
2018-04-25 17:53
#135
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8 fucking random af lmao
2018-04-25 20:39
not for me of course, i've been studying math and german in college for 3 years now
2018-04-25 20:39
damn that is commitment, gl to you sir.
2018-04-25 20:41
thanks mannnn
2018-04-25 20:41
#163
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Slovakia misk0 
why in germany tho?
2018-04-25 20:53
i guess it doesn't have to be germany, just a german speaking country. so much of the history of math and philosophy is grounded in germany and austria, so i'd love to research and teach there.
2018-04-25 20:54
#170
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Slovakia misk0 
nice
2018-04-25 20:57
#246
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Korea dev1sta 
oh wow that's nice lol
2018-05-03 05:27
African Paladins Pro Player
2018-04-25 17:54
#136
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Korea dev1sta 
9/8
2018-04-25 20:39
Mechanical engineer thats what im educating right now
2018-04-25 17:54
#137
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-04-25 20:39
#93
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Germany bardolphbest 
the zucc
2018-04-25 17:56
#138
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Korea dev1sta 
wut thefuk
2018-04-25 20:39
my own clothing brand
2018-04-25 17:57
#140
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8 i've thought about this too
2018-04-25 20:40
comedy writer
2018-04-25 17:58
#141
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-04-25 20:40
#96
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Brazil TACI 
HLTV admin
2018-04-25 17:58
#142
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-04-25 20:40
Look, there's a difference between my "goal" job and my "dream" job. I'd like to get everything but doing nothing except for exploiting those things.
2018-04-25 18:07
esportler nvm just die
2018-04-25 18:08
#247
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Korea dev1sta 
Wtf
2018-05-03 05:27
Data analyst Or Data scientist
2018-04-25 18:09
#248
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:27
Wanna explain why?
2018-05-03 14:18
#329
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Korea dev1sta 
this is a pretty good score don't be disappointed
2018-05-03 14:21
It was the best job in 2016 and 17 by Glassdoor so I thought 5/8 is low but you said it's a high score tho.....
2018-05-03 14:24
#338
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Korea dev1sta 
because this is a biased thread where "I r8 your dream job"
2018-05-03 14:25
#340
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Korea dev1sta 
Some dudes said footballers who probably make the most money in the list but I gave them a 5/8
2018-05-03 14:26
AHH ok
2018-05-03 14:31
#118
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France NedMeister 
drake
2018-04-25 18:12
#249
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:28
#119
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Netherlands poeya 
male pornstar kappa
2018-04-25 18:13
#250
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-05-03 05:28
#121
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Germany RainLiegel 
Soccer Player at Bayern München
2018-04-25 18:15
#154
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Romania DESEDE 
football*/fussball*
2018-04-25 20:49
+1
2018-04-26 18:40
#251
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Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:28
#122
JW | 
Russia Tbontb 
economist
2018-04-25 18:17
#252
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Korea dev1sta 
4/&
2018-05-03 05:28
Engineer
2018-04-25 18:19
#253
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:28
#131
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
u cant rate it since u dont know finland
2018-04-25 20:38
#254
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Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-05-03 05:28
DJ Khaled
2018-04-25 20:42
So, we are going to get Another One
2018-04-26 18:40
#256
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:29
#255
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:29
#150
s1mple | 
Mongolia kisfiu 
doctor, starting medical school in september
2018-04-25 20:45
#212
BnTeT | 
China NA_LUL 
fake, no medical schools in Mongolia
2018-04-26 05:21
#222
s1mple | 
Mongolia kisfiu 
I live in Hungary
2018-04-26 09:00
#257
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Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:29
#152
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Brazil flpR 
DJ... Easy life... Production, gym, parties, bitches, repeat.
2018-04-25 20:48
#258
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Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:29
#320
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Brazil flpR 
Bullshit, this is a amazing life
2018-05-03 13:11
#322
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Korea dev1sta 
Look what happened to Avicii. Surely doesn't sound as perfect as it is.
2018-05-03 13:48
#323
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Brazil flpR 
It's different man, c'mon
2018-05-03 13:49
#324
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Korea dev1sta 
There is a high chance that you are going to get involved in drugs and you'll enjoy life for quite a while, then ask yourself "What the fuck are you doing with your life?"; followed by the realisation that you have literally achieved everything that you ever dreamt to have, and soon life will become depressing and boring, leading to the fatal decision.
2018-05-03 14:04
#325
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Brazil flpR 
You are right, i'll kill myself right now
2018-05-03 14:16
#327
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
sorry bro, i'm just being real :(
2018-05-03 14:20
#361
 | 
Brazil flpR 
It's ok bro! Just kidding, hahaha. I'm dj/producer for love not for money/bitches... It's just make me feel so good.
2018-05-03 14:36
#362
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Korea dev1sta 
that's really nice for u haha, glad u enjoying the night life (not too hardcore xd)
2018-05-03 14:37
#367
 | 
Brazil flpR 
That's how we do!! hahaha Have a nice day my friend =)
2018-05-03 14:39
#372
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
u too =D
2018-05-03 14:41
#328
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
it's the feeling you get when you complete your car collection in GTA V Online and have all the military vehicles.
2018-05-03 14:21
#155
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Brazil leguizamonn 
marketing director
2018-04-25 20:49
#259
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:30
Fitness Coach
2018-04-25 20:50
#171
 | 
Brazil flpR 
3x15 + Whey Protein. hhahahahahahahhaha
2018-04-25 20:57
stfu monkey
2018-04-25 20:59
#175
 | 
Brazil flpR 
Hahahaha. I'm just kidding, keep calm
2018-04-25 21:01
#260
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:30
well a dream job would have been likee founding a start up selling it to FB/Google/whatever and making tons of money, but something realistic is finishing my studies without failing and be an AI Engineer
2018-04-25 20:50
#261
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Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:31
Air traffic controler in those big towers at the airport
2018-04-25 20:51
#262
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:31
police officer
2018-04-25 20:53
#263
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:31
#168
 | 
Slovakia misk0 
clothes designer
2018-04-25 20:55
#264
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:31
owner of hltv #HLTVarmy
2018-04-25 20:56
#265
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:31
join special forces grom or formoza
2018-04-25 20:59
#266
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:32
#176
 | 
United States ARKTYC 
Pro CS Player / DJ Not 12 and I have much acknowledge about these jobs unlike others
2018-04-25 21:01
#180
 | 
United States ARKTYC 
Even comedy actor
2018-04-25 21:03
#267
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:32
Architect
2018-04-25 21:01
#268
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:32
space explorer
2018-04-25 21:02
#269
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:32
#179
rain | 
Sweden Jimziw 
Test diffrent food, just like the show buzzfeed worth it
2018-04-25 21:02
#270
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:33
lol
2018-05-03 17:08
zoologist
2018-04-25 21:03
#271
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:33
chauffeur baby less go
2018-04-25 21:03
#183
 | 
Brazil AN89 
Delegado da Polícia Federal
2018-04-25 21:03
#190
 | 
Brazil flpR 
This is a internacional site, please write your comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted.
2018-04-25 21:08
#184
 | 
Malaysia byaIi 
hltv admin
2018-04-25 21:04
#272
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:33
csgo pro
2018-04-25 21:04
#274
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:33
#186
 | 
Belgium HLTVnewfag 
hltv admin
2018-04-25 21:05
CS GO Commentator ( replacing Sadokist is my dream )
2018-04-25 21:05
you can do it niigga
2018-04-25 21:34
#275
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:33
The 4th Grand Tour presenter
2018-04-25 21:06
#276
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:35
cs pro
2018-04-25 21:32
#277
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:35
Lawyer
2018-04-25 21:33
#278
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:35
pornstar
2018-04-25 21:34
#279
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-05-03 05:36
Why you idiot pornstar very good money and i fuck girls my dick will be very nice bro so good
2018-05-03 10:25
#304
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
because people will disrespect you for what you do, I wouldn't like to live like that my whole life
2018-05-03 11:55
being a pornstar normal than eating a dog
2018-05-03 15:05
#411
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
nt 0/8
2018-05-03 15:07
Petroleum engineer
2018-04-25 21:37
#280
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:36
Petroleum engineer = unemployed = but high pay
2018-05-03 15:46
Virgin
2018-04-25 22:01
#281
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
:(/8
2018-05-03 05:36
#213
cyx | 
Other jNkey 
pimp
2018-04-26 05:29
#282
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 05:36
safety officer
2018-04-26 05:31
#283
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
3/8
2018-05-03 05:36
country club maitre d'
2018-04-26 05:40
toilet cleaner
2018-04-26 07:28
#284
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
1/8
2018-05-03 05:37
#218
Nifty | 
Turkey G4Z01 
Producer lol
2018-04-26 07:48
#285
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:37
NASA
2018-04-26 08:46
#286
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:37
Csgo dev
2018-04-26 08:46
#287
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 05:37
no job
2018-04-26 14:49
no food
2018-04-26 18:45
Dictator of the USA so I could expose the zionists Goal job would traffic engineer
2018-04-26 18:06
#288
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:38
HTLV admin
2018-04-26 18:12
cruise receptionist
2018-04-26 18:21
#289
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
4/8
2018-05-03 05:38
Orthodox priest, praying to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
2018-04-26 18:44
#290
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 05:39
#244
 | 
Spain puig2233 
A Notary so i can take masive bribes by just signing a fucking piece of paper
2018-04-26 19:22
#291
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-05-03 05:40
traveler and journalist
2018-05-03 05:33
#292
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 05:40
Getting paid for breathing
2018-05-03 05:41
#306
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 12:06
666/420
2018-05-03 15:07
truck driver
2018-05-03 05:44
#307
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
3/8
2018-05-03 12:06
food taster at luxury restaurants
2018-05-03 05:44
#308
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 12:06
i want to drive trains
2018-05-03 05:46
#309
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
2/8
2018-05-03 12:06
csgo pro
2018-05-03 05:48
#310
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 12:07
monkey zoo caretaker
2018-05-03 05:52
#305
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8 don't let them in the studio
2018-05-03 11:59
Footballer
2018-05-03 11:11
#311
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 12:07
#303
FalleN | 
India Da_to 
Adventure sports instructor. Like the guys who accompany you and teach you when you skydive and shit like that.
2018-05-03 11:52
I want to sniff the armpits of volunteers as part of a quality control procedure for a deodorant brand. My dream work
2018-05-03 12:10
#314
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
10/8
2018-05-03 12:14
you wanna volunteer?
2018-05-03 12:16
#317
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
why not? free money to spray some perfume
2018-05-03 12:19
free money, free perfume, free armpitsgasm
2018-05-03 12:20
#313
 | 
Europe Flinch92 
Footballer or CSGO pro. I dream playing for my favorite team in Football and in Csgo I dream playing alongside cold fallen fer or NAVI.
2018-05-03 12:11
#315
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 12:14
#321
s1 | 
Armenia gr1nch 
Aircraft Pilot
2018-05-03 13:12
#335
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 14:23
Sound Designer
2018-05-03 14:21
#336
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
like music producer?
2018-05-03 14:24
Sound Designer for films or and stuff, music producer works too
2018-05-04 07:31
#506
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
oh cool, 6/8
2018-05-04 08:23
#331
 | 
Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
i dont know how this proffession is called but all you must do is hug the pandas
2018-05-03 14:22
#333
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
i don't know what it is either but it sounds like a 2000/8 to me
2018-05-03 14:23
#339
 | 
Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
i saw in internet that some chinese zoo have opened the vacation to find people who will hug small pandas who dont have mothers for some reasons
2018-05-03 14:25
#341
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
Time to move to China
2018-05-03 14:27
#343
 | 
Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
i guess that cuz of mad communists its still not enough,but its close , so close
2018-05-03 14:27
#345
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
wym?
2018-05-03 14:29
#347
 | 
Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
i meant that pandas are cool but their country seems dangerous cuz of mad politics :D
2018-05-03 14:30
#353
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
haha i've been there before, it's not as bad as you think (if you choose to live in civilised areas), just don't fuck around with the government and be careful of what you say ( no freedom of speech) and everything will be aight. And they treat pandas like australians treat their kangaroos
2018-05-03 14:32
#332
 | 
Poland wroniarz9 
Web applications developer.
2018-05-03 14:22
#334
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 14:23
Rapper
2018-05-03 14:30
#356
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 14:34
if I was black American it would be 10/8
2018-05-03 14:35
#366
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
depends on ur songs
2018-05-03 14:38
#493
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
where did our comments go wtf
2018-05-03 19:56
#357
 | 
Russia alcomancer 
wanna be new Putin lmao
2018-05-03 14:35
#369
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
lmao/8
2018-05-03 14:39
DJ 32k month.
2018-05-03 14:37
#365
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
lul
2018-05-03 14:38
photographer
2018-05-03 14:38
#370
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
3/8
2018-05-03 14:39
only ? you just travel a lot a take pictures of things
2018-05-03 15:13
#427
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
Solely because anyone can become a photographer and it does not guarantee you a living
2018-05-03 15:14
#368
 | 
Turkey Futyy 
software engineer
2018-05-03 14:42
#371
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
wtf nigga dream job not dream team
2018-05-03 14:40
#378
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
LOL that edit, 4/8
2018-05-03 14:46
#373
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
cops on motocycle
2018-05-03 14:42
#374
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
fakin bish 0/8
2018-05-03 14:45
#376
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
Korea Jobs you fucking play only LoL and became e sport players
2018-05-03 14:46
#379
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
no we become superstars and make yo girl swoon and steal that pussy.
2018-05-03 14:46
#380
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
Bro i wanna fuck one korean girl you do this job for me? Specially AoA or Black Pink members Jimin/Jennie xD
2018-05-03 14:47
#383
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
xd seolhyun and jennie, id give my left nut for them
2018-05-03 14:48
#385
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
Seolhyun so perfect but this hair not for me Jimin hair face body perfect
2018-05-03 14:49
#387
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
she is pretty damn hot, how about hyejeong?
2018-05-03 14:51
#390
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
My fav hyejeong in Like a Cat clip pretty hot. For me AoA Jimin>Hyejeong>Seolhyun>Chanmi>Yuna>Mina>Choa
2018-05-03 14:52
#392
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
nice haha, tbh i only know jimin hyejeong seolhyun and choa from aoa xD
2018-05-03 14:56
#395
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
Choa ugly and old
2018-05-03 14:57
#409
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
nice ass zzzz
2018-05-03 15:06
#449
 | 
Turkey HypnoSia 
You wanna see ass Watch Hello Venus Wiggle Wiggle clip
2018-05-03 15:34
#490
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
watched it before
2018-05-03 19:54
#375
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
jk 5/8
2018-05-03 14:45
#377
 | 
France Quanter_FR 
salt peaple in the street
2018-05-03 14:45
#381
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
?? what like salty noobs who talk shit about kennyS on the street?
2018-05-03 14:47
Graphic editor Not a big target but this is 4 me imo
2018-05-03 14:48
#386
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8 gl
2018-05-03 14:50
#384
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
Owner of an e-company
2018-05-03 14:48
#388
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
6/8
2018-05-03 14:52
God.
2018-05-03 14:52
#393
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
Fuck off
2018-05-03 14:56
HAHAHA.
2018-05-03 14:57
#396
ceh9 | 
World mukas17 
Jazz trumpeter.
2018-05-03 14:57
#397
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
5/8
2018-05-03 14:59
#401
 | 
United Kingdom jMz86 
Dream job rating coordinator.
2018-05-03 15:03
#405
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 15:04
#410
 | 
United Kingdom jMz86 
I envy you :P
2018-05-03 15:06
#416
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
haha
2018-05-03 15:08
the one johnny sins has: all of them
2018-05-03 15:08
#417
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8
2018-05-03 15:09
Microsurgeon :)
2018-05-03 15:10
#421
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
8/8 brave and takes a lot of commitment, I plan to become an optometrist (while taking CS major for undergraduate), cause being a surgeon is too much pressure :/
2018-05-03 15:12
I'm already studying medicine so i'm very into it, and i know that I'll have to study at least 7-8 more years (already years in medicine) but fuck it, i'm down for that :D
2018-05-03 15:16
#432
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
wtf? i thought it was 8 years and 1 year of intern, damn bruh that is tough, I just finished high school xD (took physics chemistry biology and extended maths)
2018-05-03 15:18
Dunno how its in your country, but we have to learn 6years of basic medicine, then 3-4 years as intern and in that same time you can learn your speciality, for surgeons - 4, micro 5-6 years(mby i'm wrong about micro- years)
2018-05-03 15:25
#489
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
Damn bruh that's so much time to commit, I was speaking with regards to the US standards. In my country it just takes 5 years and 1 year intern haha, but they really squeeze the shit together so it's really tough for them
2018-05-03 19:53
#435
 | 
Germany Prayder 
Lawyer
2018-05-03 15:20
#436
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
7/8
2018-05-03 15:21
porn movies
2018-05-03 15:22
#440
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
0/8
2018-05-03 15:22
why? u fuck bitches and earn money, nothing bad in it.
2018-05-03 15:31
#488
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
Reputation and pride
2018-05-03 19:48
#444
 | 
Australia t0rrent_ 
Supreme overlord
2018-05-03 15:31
#446
 | 
Ukraine petruska 
school librarian
2018-05-03 15:32
Doctor Not dream job maybe bur I m going to be anyway :/
2018-05-03 15:37
#451
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
cookiezi
2018-05-03 15:45
he doesn't even make money.
2018-05-03 17:37
#475
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
donates and sponsors
2018-05-03 17:50
>osu players >Rich OmegaLUL
2018-05-03 17:51
#477
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
wtf
2018-05-03 17:51
nvm i wonder if we're talking about the same thing.
2018-05-03 17:52
#487
 | 
Korea dev1sta 
LMAO
2018-05-03 19:47
Professional Counter Strike player
2018-05-03 15:47
#458
halo | 
Lithuania Sealll 
mikael jordnan
2018-05-03 16:15
#461
 | 
Sweden TDK Em1L 
Investor
2018-05-03 17:10
#462
 | 
Norway Rampiks1 
Pilot
2018-05-03 17:12
#463
 | 
Argentina ivanpb 
Congresist for 8 years then lifetime rich pension
2018-05-03 17:13
train driver
2018-05-03 17:18
zen monk . Tired of material world and just live in mountains peacefully
2018-05-03 17:28
Being a basketball player, however i'm 15 and i don't have much success in it, so more realisticly being a detective or sb like that would be cool
2018-05-03 17:37
#473
 | 
United States jitteRs 
National socialist politician
2018-05-03 17:38
drawing porn as a living in freelance, born billionaire and using dad's credit card.
2018-05-03 17:38
#479
 | 
North America MpK_ 
Logo maker or something simular, trying to learn photoshop and illustrate atm
2018-05-03 17:53
football coach for kids
2018-05-03 17:53
#481
 | 
Poland matijo 
pope
2018-05-03 17:56
#484
 | 
Sweden devauor 
Judge :-)
2018-05-03 18:00
Politician and Economist.
2018-05-03 19:54
Not having to work never ever. rate
2018-05-03 19:55
Research in neurotechnology
2018-05-03 19:56
mathematician
2018-05-03 22:23
paramedic
2018-05-04 07:47
I want to be a billionaire, oh wait im swissguy and i am already billionaire OMEGALUL
2018-05-04 08:05
#505
 | 
Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Get money fuck bitches
2018-05-04 08:08
Professional CSGO player
2018-05-04 17:58
#511
Salah | 
Sweden PerraP 
murder
2018-05-04 18:18
#512
JD | 
Poland chujwto 
I dont have dream job, but if i wont find girlfriend till i finish the university i'd like to be truck driver in USA
2018-05-04 18:20
#513
 | 
Sweden MasterSergei 
Teacher. And im studying to it right now. The only thing that i can see myself actually enjoy because i've always thought that i want to make a differnce to the individual.
2018-05-04 18:21
Programmer for english/Japanese companies and websites. Not exactly dream job but it is was I do, own schedule and is chill
2018-05-04 19:06
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