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GeT_RiGhT | 
Italy Rossii 
Without mine No good food like pizza pasta spaghetti etc No good cars like ferrari lamborghini maserati etc No clothes like dolce gabana gucci etc No this beautiful language etc What about your country
2018-04-29 13:24
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no sauna
2018-04-29 13:25
#44
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Kazakhstan SeksObjekt 
If there was no sauna, I think I would kill myself
2018-04-29 13:41
sauna + beer, 10/10
2018-04-29 13:53
#71
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Kazakhstan SeksObjekt 
Lapin kulta & karhu and lil sauna is the perfect combo
2018-04-29 14:24
+1111
2018-04-29 14:28
+1
2018-04-29 18:41
#567
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Lithuania Than0s 
+1
2018-04-30 19:05
#691
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Finland Lehtori 
+1
2018-05-03 12:47
#629
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Finland Juzaa 
Same here
2018-05-01 13:51
#98
kNgV- | 
Poland Mleko1 
no nokia
2018-04-29 14:57
#2
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Finland Jodecast 
Lol i think we can live without your supercars :)
2018-04-29 13:26
I didnt say you cant:)
2018-04-29 13:31
I actually would say that The Planet Earth will be a better place to be lived on without your shitty clothes from the brand dolce gabana, gucci and many other crappy super expensive ones!
2018-04-29 17:04
If you cant buy them dosent mean they are shit nt ruski
2018-04-29 19:01
they are shit though.Its just money flawn and thats all.Other clothes can do same thing or even better when it comes to keep you warm and comfortable
2018-04-29 20:59
#305
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
Clothes are about style too, they say a lot about you and present and image.
2018-04-29 21:12
Well true but for me i really do not care about these brands :)
2018-04-29 21:35
#348
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
Good, varying opinions
2018-04-29 23:01
Yeah nice to hear other counter opinions not just bashing for once,these days people cant state their opinion and listen to others ,if they do not agree with you go on offensive and try to insult you :( . i don't want to see what future hold for us .
2018-04-30 02:50
#467
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
+1
2018-04-30 16:27
Up to a certain point, yes, they are, But style limits itself to shape, color and how you mix these. a 10$ H&M shirt, equal in shape and colour to a 60$ Lacoste is not less "stylish". If anything, wanting to have the more expensive of the two simply because it's more expensive (e.g the logo stitched on it is different) tells a lot about your character. Materialism and insecurity mostly, the need to be acknowledged, etc.
2018-04-30 17:21
#482
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
Im not a very materialistic person but theres nothing wrong with liking posessions such as cars houses money and clothes, they make people happy thats why theres such a big market for those things. As long as you're not hurting the ones around you - like what you like.
2018-04-30 17:26
Didn't mean to adress you personally, was more of a thought in general.
2018-04-30 18:11
#534
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
Yeah i know i just wanted to explain my thoughts on materialism, thanks for being civil btw
2018-04-30 18:15
You callin me ruski just cause these clothes are terrible for their price. Let me tell you something, the slavik alphabet that you might see everywhere is originally written by Bulgarians and all the other countries got it from us. True story, you can check!
2018-04-29 21:12
You sure boii
2018-04-29 21:51
Yeah, but nothing against you or your country or the cars. It is only that this brands have huge prizes, but their real prices should be way, way lower. What do you think about my name tho?
2018-04-29 22:14
Stupid opinion. These brands don't aim for poor or avarage people. People who can afford these clothes buy them mostly for status and fashion. Don't criticise something you don't understand.
2018-04-30 07:17
Wasn't talking about me (my family) or my country in general. My whole point was that there are expensive clothes that not every person can affort, but they look really, really nice. And then you have these ones which are expensive too, but are the shittiest clothes. And because of this the guy who made the brand is a billionaire for nothing (crappy clothes, for idiots). Nothing against Italy (I didn't even knew that these brands are Italian xD).
2018-04-30 08:52
Dolce gabana boxers are good tho ;)
2018-04-30 09:13
Which one tho?
2018-04-30 09:17
And the world could definitely survive without the most useless nation on this planet. Without such snowflakes pailskinned racist tw4ts the world would have been much better. Sad that Finland still exists. Respectfully, Proud Faze Fan since 1999.
2018-04-30 16:30
ohhh singapore very nice me no racist only asian vagine hehe
2018-04-30 17:25
#3
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
No USA No canada No WW1 and WW2 victory ( nazi germanyt rule every1) No SMOOYACSGOD No Tea
2018-04-29 13:28
tea is not from england though
2018-04-29 13:31
#10
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
but we made it popular in europe :)
2018-04-29 13:31
you had nothing to do with tea comming to europe or making it popular that was my brothers from portugal
2018-04-29 13:33
not really "Tea became a fashionable drink in The Hague in the Netherlands, and the Dutch introduced the drink to Germany, France and across the Atlantic to New Amsterdam (New York)" we had tea a lot earlier
2018-04-29 13:34
#83
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Portugal Yaxok 
TEA is from Portugal. The world TEA is an acronim to "Transporte de Ervas Aromáticas" which translated is "Transport of Aromatic Herbs" nt
2018-04-29 14:35
nt portugal you were the first to find it in asia but we made it big in europe
2018-04-29 14:45
#97
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Portugal Yaxok 
No u didn't lul
2018-04-29 14:56
Portuguese traders were the first Europeans to import the herb in large amounts. The Portuguese borrowed their word for tea (chá) from Cantonese in the 1550s via their trading posts in the south of China, especially Macau.
2018-04-30 20:39
yea this is why you call it chá instead of tea
2018-04-29 15:07
#108
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Portugal Yaxok 
Yep
2018-04-29 15:10
Thats why others called in chai for ages. No idea whom they introduced tea
2018-04-29 23:27
Portuguese traders were the first Europeans to import the herb in large amounts. The Portuguese borrowed their word for tea (chá) from Cantonese in the 1550s via their trading posts in the south of China, especially Macau.
2018-04-30 20:37
Tea comes from the Ming Chinese word for 'bitter herb'. 'Chà' is the Mandarin pronunciation.
2018-04-30 16:50
We portuguese introduced tea in Europe , plus it was a Portuguese princess that went to England and became queen that created the 5 o'clock tea tradition
2018-04-29 16:02
#258
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Portugal Passareca 
+1
2018-04-29 19:04
tea is from china but nt and you pretty much got fucked in ww2 before usa
2018-04-29 13:32
#17
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Germany Fabbsen 
read the first point please :) (related to your 2nd point)
2018-04-29 13:33
there was gonna be usa with or without uk and that point didnt matter in ww2
2018-04-29 13:35
Would of probably been a French colony rather than a British.
2018-04-29 18:56
#537
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
You think if the british didnt go to the americas no one else would've. "hey free land (or so they thought) and new resources over here" "No thanks!"
2018-04-30 18:18
#564
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Germany Fabbsen 
But it might've been not like it is now
2018-04-30 19:03
#607
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
Oh absolutely many factors would have changed
2018-05-01 02:36
#622
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Germany Fabbsen 
Yeah, but tbh we all can't say what especially would happen if.... Just speculate =D
2018-05-01 07:54
#641
frozen | 
South Africa nimmaJ 
yeah it's fun to think about though
2018-05-01 15:53
Respect for smooya others dosent matter
2018-04-29 13:33
#24
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United States Who_cars_mens 
Soviets won WW2 btw
2018-04-29 13:34
yeah while getting 2/3 of their food supplies,tens of thousands of planes and trucks and many more stuff as lend lease from the uk/usa,without which they would have totally collapsed
2018-04-29 14:49
#119
Ex6TenZ | 
Latvia paole 
lmao? School awaits, kiddo
2018-04-29 15:21
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease#US_deli.. 427,284 trucks, 13,303 combat vehicles, 35,170 motorcycles, 2,328 ordnance service vehicles, 2,670,371 tons of petroleum products (gasoline and oil) or 57.8 percent of the High-octane aviation fuel,[24] 4,478,116 tons of foodstuffs (canned meats, sugar, flour, salt, etc.), 1,911 steam locomotives, 66 Diesel locomotives, 9,920 flat cars, 1,000 dump cars, 120 tank cars, and 35 heavy machinery cars en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease#British.. 3,000+ Hurricanes 4,000+ other aircraft 27 naval vessels 5,218 tanks (including 1,380 Valentines from Canada) 5,000+ anti-tank guns 4,020 ambulances and trucks 323 machinery trucks 1,212 Universal Carriers and Loyd Carriers (with another 1,348 from Canada ) 1,721 motorcycles £1.15bn worth of aircraft engines 1,474 radar sets 4,338 radio sets 600 naval radar and sonar sets Hundreds of naval guns 15 million pairs of boots
2018-04-29 15:25
nt... believe in that fake shit all day errday lol
2018-04-29 18:23
#138
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Denmark LGoony 
Rekt
2018-04-29 15:58
#202
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Denmark Sir_Cumcised 
rekt
2018-04-29 17:36
#244
720 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
latvia lmaOooooooooooooo
2018-04-29 18:50
#515
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Portugal mrsc 
de_stroyed
2018-04-30 17:58
rekt rofl
2018-05-01 03:18
This is 1/10 , not 2/3
2018-04-29 17:11
what ever,doesnt change the fact that the soviets would have collapsed without the lend lease
2018-04-29 17:12
Naah, this is just stupid thoughts , they just helped us to win faster , because they opened west front only after we started to rush nazis, because they scared that Europe will be communist.
2018-04-29 17:29
man,the soviets couldnt even supply their men with cloths and boots without the allies. Not to mention the amount of trucks,etc the usa gave them,without which they wouldnt have been able to move their logistics
2018-04-29 17:31
You have bad Soviet economical understanding. Your school teachers ( history, geography) just says what USA will tell them
2018-04-29 17:41
sure thing,and russia one of the most corrupt countries in the world as a non biased view on things hmm?
2018-04-29 18:18
Yes becuase killing your own troops and raping civs whilst bum rushing to berlin is a proper way to win a war.
2018-04-29 17:36
+1 , the west did not win the war. the soviets did. i thank you my brother papushki buski wuski
2018-04-30 17:58
I kiss you with a big passion. Ty for understanding
2018-04-30 19:25
#72
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
2018-04-29 14:26
And no world wide web
2018-04-29 14:52
No Britain == No brutish empire, no nazi movement, no ww1 and ww2 !
2018-04-29 16:55
#681
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Finland Jardeet 
Hitler said he liked the British empire and didn't want to go to war with them
2018-05-03 11:00
Sounds right
2018-05-03 18:54
#261
God | 
Other tdsh1 
perfect 1st
2018-04-29 19:19
for WWII they won't if british and french could help us at '39 :)
2018-04-29 21:01
#288
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United Kingdom Cosharek 
You need to learn some history, literally everyone in the UK thinks the second world war was one because of them, Lmao, if USA didn't come and help us we wouldn't of helped anyone, real history right here
2018-04-29 21:04
i would happily live under nazi rule if it meant that smooya didnt exist
2018-05-03 10:38
#4
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Turkey evansgc 
If u remove Turks world lost %50 of its history
2018-04-29 13:28
And kofte and kunafe :(
2018-04-29 13:32
Why?
2018-04-29 13:33
#57
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Finland Jodecast 
because thanks to the arabs we know a lot more of the early european history and rome for example
2018-04-29 14:01
Turks are not arabs why does everyone think its the same
2018-04-30 09:19
#471
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Turkey Tyhke 
There are 2 options 1- He is ignorant 2- trigger
2018-04-30 16:48
He thinks "oh doh both muslims must be the same"
2018-05-02 02:04
#25
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Germany slyyf 
and I thought Poles are the cringiest patriots :D
2018-04-29 13:34
#139
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Denmark LGoony 
They are tbh
2018-04-29 15:59
You haven't seen Pakistanis
2018-04-29 17:37
Well we still saved europe from islam so no worries <3
2018-04-30 09:32
#432
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Germany slyyf 
Yeah, that's nice and all and even partially true. It's no longer 1683, Sobieski is dead, buried and rotten, winged hussars are a fading memory, yet still you act like you're some sort of godsent.
2018-04-30 10:04
I am c:
2018-04-30 13:41
#598
Thorin | 
Netherlands RafV 
But that's still true, Poland saved Europe from islam in 17th century just like Greece saved Europe many times from Persians
2018-04-30 21:44
#602
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Germany slyyf 
They did, didn't do that alone, though.
2018-04-30 22:10
#237
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
more like 2% England would be 90%
2018-04-29 18:41
#417
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Turkey Rjea 
+1
2018-04-30 09:19
NO ANIME
2018-04-29 13:28
Thanks god.
2018-04-29 14:16
no cellphones,no google,no solar power plants,no anti-virus,no laptops and more
2018-04-29 13:29
#11
flusha | 
United Kingdom FluFlu 
no lending money....
2018-04-29 13:32
nt. usa gets a shitloads of ammunition from israel,its basically a profit for them to support israel. take irom dome for example,it was made in israel and now the majority of US army camps use them around the globe
2018-04-29 13:34
Israel invented cell phones? I arent think that.
2018-04-30 07:07
we did..just check it out..and we did invent the camera chip on the cellphones
2018-04-30 14:28
The camera chip. Not the cell phones themselves.
2018-04-30 14:38
nope.the cellphone was invented in israel you can check that out
2018-04-30 15:11
Proof
2018-04-30 16:00
#28
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Serbia BCkoGOD 
The quality of life on earth would be increased by infinite percentage without jews.
2018-04-29 13:37
ez to talk after you have all of the israeli made stuff.if you didnt have it you would of probably killed yourself of boredom sitting home 24/7 because you have no friends
2018-04-29 13:36
Really. They invented so many things!
2018-04-29 14:23
They actually contributed a lot to the world
2018-04-29 17:38
No holocaust jokes. I woud never know the joy of them without you :D
2018-04-30 09:25
No holocaust jokes. I woud never know the joy of them without you :D
2018-04-30 09:25
#7
ropz | 
Europe SadPuppet 
no me
2018-04-29 13:30
#20
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Poland LucaS04 
+1 true :(
2018-04-29 13:33
#13
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Europe DJkpot 
No s1mpleCSGOD
2018-04-29 13:32
assuming that you're from Ukraine, the world also wouldn't be stuck with irreversible radioactive bs from the Chernobyl accident
2018-04-30 18:33
#563
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Europe DJkpot 
+1 for that
2018-04-30 19:00
#18
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Brazil Baitzera_BR 
no favelas no rainforest destruction 60k homicides less per year
2018-04-29 13:33
But no miss bum bum
2018-04-29 13:37
#240
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
lmao +1
2018-04-29 18:42
hahahaha
2018-04-29 23:21
u missed no sk fanboys
2018-04-29 16:05
#506
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Brazil Murilul 
And no coffe
2018-04-30 17:49
no sk
2018-04-30 18:42
#26
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Poland LucaS04 
NOT SEXY GIRLS XD and dirty toilets (joke)
2018-04-29 13:34
polish girls are ugly
2018-04-29 14:47
Check Misha Cross
2018-04-29 14:55
5/10 max
2018-04-29 15:26
Check Barbara Brylska young photos + name 10/10 girl pls
2018-04-29 15:27
6/10 max + there's no 10/10 girl i like Mia Malkova tho
2018-04-29 15:28
I dont like her butt
2018-04-29 15:31
that's why she isn't 10/10 but her but is still way above average
2018-04-29 15:32
#141
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Denmark LGoony 
I think he ment the average poorlish girl. Ofc there are exeptions like in every country dumbass
2018-04-29 16:02
They have good bodies but bad faces with eagle nose
2018-04-29 16:04
#221
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Denmark hihiXd 
no stolen bikes ;(
2018-04-29 18:12
#336
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Poland LucaS04 
:( :D
2018-04-29 22:18
we are not black
2018-04-29 23:42
I think this problem is everywhere, in every country.. even Denmark
2018-04-30 15:41
sorta crazy how this whole Polish "toilet cleaner" thing perpetuates. I hired a maid company to clean my last apartment in Chicago when I moved out and they sent 2 Polish women....
2018-04-30 18:36
#601
Thorin | 
Netherlands RafV 
Sun would orbit the Earth Copernicus discovered Earth orbits sun
2018-04-30 22:00
Everything will be the same No one cares about Lithuania
2018-04-29 13:34
less amount of crime and drugs perhaps
2018-04-29 13:35
#66
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Turkey casmere 
Feelsbad
2018-04-29 14:22
Rather cigs smugglers
2018-04-29 19:13
prety neat flag wouldn't be used
2018-04-29 14:38
#222
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Denmark hihiXd 
looks like flag from africa, not very neat
2018-04-29 18:13
I think its quite gnarly fella
2018-04-29 18:40
I like Lithuanian flag, shiny and easy to remember, well matched colours.. would prefer Greece flag heh
2018-04-30 15:36
#247
720 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
lithuania better than latvia tho atleast you have that going for you
2018-04-29 18:54
what you got against Latvia?We got more patents than at least than korea. Aeromotowagon,spy camera, contributions to rocket engine for space explore , hydrocyanic acid, jeans .And Crocodile Dundee was latvian and its only ones i know.There is lot of discoveries in chemistry and science. meanwhile Korea only knows how to be nationalists to maximum and despise foreigners while using every inventions those you despise
2018-04-29 21:34
#315
720 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
lmao insecure latvian spotted, go back to the counter, estonians want to buy your cheap alcohlic drinks
2018-04-29 21:35
what did i expected from Neanderthal in HLTV forum with nick "bait" in it ,sigh .I just see lot of hate posts from you about latvia thats all and if its make me insecure that i want to protect my country from bullshit what comes from your mouth and slandering it then i guess ye i am insecure . You are such a monkey
2018-04-29 21:40
#319
720 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
all i said was that lithuania is better than lativa XDDDDDDDDD literally nothing else
2018-04-29 21:41
224 says it all.Some Latvian says go back to school kiddo and you say latvia lmaoo.... in that pretext i can see you actually make a comment about our education system, which might have a flaws but still lot better than in U.S at least you are not getting huge debt after finishing school
2018-04-29 21:47
#326
720 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
almost any countrys education system is better than the one of the U.S, you dont need to compare yours to theirs xd
2018-04-29 21:51
ye,kinda true lol .I know we still have some bits of USSR time education system ,but it changed quite a lot decade ago.
2018-04-29 21:55
With Latvia we're pretty even... nothing good there as well.. Latvia has it's own billiard that I had chance to play, fun game, be proud of it latvians...
2018-04-30 15:39
Lithuania is better than Belarus, Moldovia and Ukraine I must say... but still not good enough... perhaps majority of Balkan countries as well if we're talking about Europe..
2018-04-30 15:38
#269
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Malaysia byaIi 
i care about EspiranTo
2018-04-29 19:59
honestly.. I don't really think you care :D
2018-04-30 15:34
#590
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Malaysia byaIi 
you're too brutal
2018-04-30 21:15
basquet
2018-04-29 23:24
Less people in the world i guess.
2018-04-30 10:29
Not true really... country wouldn't exist, but people still would live in that area
2018-04-30 15:32
#670
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Poland jurekdudek 
no Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth
2018-05-03 10:47
kys
2018-04-29 13:35
Albanian spoted
2018-04-29 13:36
you are not very bright
2018-04-29 13:38
Hmm yes we are
2018-04-29 13:39
#34
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Finland vilzuuUu 
no sauna
2018-04-29 13:37
Sauna is invented in norway nt ruski
2018-04-29 13:38
#39
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Finland vilzuuUu 
source pls
2018-04-29 13:39
I was joking my friend
2018-04-29 13:40
#46
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Finland vilzuuUu 
8/8 my spaghetti friend
2018-04-29 13:42
#40
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Germany slyyf 
No contact lenses, nanofibers and most importantly no CZ75 Other than that Czech inventions are actually German (just invented on Czech soil) or cause diabetes
2018-04-29 13:39
No CZ-75? Sounds like a dream.
2018-04-29 14:35
+1
2018-04-29 23:48
no internet
2018-04-29 13:40
Kek explain pls
2018-04-29 13:41
we invented the internet also no rap no game of thrones no tavce gravce god bless makedonija
2018-04-29 13:43
#48
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United States Who_cars_mens 
Makedonia is our future
2018-04-29 13:46
rofl FBI invented the internet
2018-04-29 14:32
Makedonia is , basicly budged Bulgaria
2018-04-29 16:07
MaKeDoNiA iS, bASiClY bUdGeD bUlGaRiA mockingspongebob.jpg
2018-04-29 17:21
hahahahah
2018-04-29 20:50
how is there no rap? rap was made in the bronx, not on the internet. there would be rap without you
2018-04-29 19:46
>shqip >iq
2018-04-30 17:54
#627
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Spain VIKTORAL 
u are bulgarian stfu
2018-05-01 13:49
be silent moor
2018-05-01 14:22
#324
loli | 
France Tasy_ 
GLORY TO PROUD KEKISTANI, PRAISE KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Shadilay.
2018-04-29 21:49
arigato
2018-04-30 17:54
#578
loli | 
France Tasy_ 
np lieutenant commander, Glory to Kekistani
2018-04-30 20:14
No the Best player in footbal History, no Best wine, and a lot other things im not remember rn
2018-04-29 13:50
#58
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Finland Jodecast 
sorry but Pele is better
2018-04-29 14:04
Sorry, Messi is bestest. You never watched Pele games
2018-04-29 14:56
#159
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Finland Jodecast 
russia talking?
2018-04-29 16:46
you think shouldn't?
2018-04-29 20:11
#274
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Finland Jodecast 
nice english :) Well you russians arent that clear always
2018-04-29 20:47
and by saying that you mean what again?
2018-04-29 20:48
#296
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Finland Jodecast 
you are more or less idiots, at least some of you, but dont worry,some americans are also ignorant and idiots as well
2018-04-29 21:09
Everything is not really like that, but k.
2018-04-29 21:10
#306
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Finland Jodecast 
well otherwise your country wouldnt be behind every top western world in almost everything, just thinking about that some russians think that communism works is already a pretty clear sign
2018-04-29 21:13
It's much more than just people being dumb. I think that's because of that commie time, previous generation completely brainwashed and believes in almost everything what media or government would say.
2018-04-29 23:06
#352
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Finland Jodecast 
yeah, pretty much what i said
2018-04-29 23:08
not really, you just called whole nation stupid. It was immature from you.
2018-04-29 23:11
Best wine lul 0/8
2018-04-29 15:02
#501
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Spain 7VultuR 
Yes is known that the best wine is from Spain
2018-04-30 17:47
Nt i think france has the best wine
2018-05-01 13:14
#634
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Spain 7VultuR 
Yust one word, Overrated
2018-05-01 14:35
#241
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
England take all credit for that
2018-04-29 18:43
Nt man unt fan
2018-04-29 19:31
#264
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
I am but what im saying is football was invented in England so no England no Ronaldo
2018-04-29 19:33
My bad so ur right then
2018-04-29 19:34
It was invented in Scotland, learn your shit
2018-04-30 09:36
#527
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
The contemporary history of the world's favourite game spans more than 100 years. It all began in 1863 in England, when rugby football and association football branched off on their different courses and the Football Association in England was formed - becoming the sport's first governing body. fifa.com/about-fifa/who-we-are/the-game/.. plus England were rulers of Scotland as well so even if Scotland did invent the game England still takes credit
2018-04-30 18:06
concordo meu puto
2018-05-01 04:16
#51
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China zhoQueeN 
no earth
2018-04-29 13:54
+1
2018-04-29 14:05
#52
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Albania blizaardy 
no burek no cevaps no flija no trileqe
2018-04-29 13:56
who
2018-04-29 15:13
#140
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Albania blizaardy 
albania/kosovo
2018-04-29 16:00
#409
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Serbia aXilelele 
Lmfao pick one Cevapi Albania
2018-04-30 07:52
#418
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Albania blizaardy 
i pick kosovo my frend
2018-04-30 09:19
i picked your mother in a public house
2018-04-30 18:00
ahahhaha
2018-04-30 18:01
#153
device | 
Yugoslavia mrmojo 
All of that is turkish not Albanian and certainly would be here without Albania. Burek&Cevapi is more Bosnian than Albanian.
2018-04-29 16:37
#155
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Albania blizaardy 
I arent think that
2018-04-29 16:39
#53
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
no germany
2018-04-29 13:57
no germany = no problem
2018-04-29 16:56
#246
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
no holocaust at least
2018-04-29 18:53
#242
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China BodeFuceta 
Actually it would be: no racism
2018-04-29 18:44
#491
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Denmark LGoony 
You are not really smart, huh?
2018-04-30 17:40
#243
fer | 
Brazil Drezim1 
-hitler
2018-04-29 18:47
#248
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
hitler is austrian
2018-04-29 18:54
*He was Austrian. (he i already dead btw.)
2018-04-29 22:18
#367
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United Kingdom _P2K 
no he living in argentina
2018-04-29 23:34
no he ded
2018-04-30 00:16
i aren't thinkz that
2018-05-03 10:47
#688
shox | 
Canada dB- 
No he is still alive with tupac n biggie n elvis smoking dank blunts in the Carribean
2018-05-03 12:34
no sauna
2018-04-29 13:59
no baguette no airplane
2018-04-29 14:00
no kebab
2018-04-29 14:00
#74
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
2018-04-29 14:27
noooooooooooooooooooooooo
2018-05-01 04:18
#630
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Denmark Twick_ 
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
2018-05-01 13:55
#649
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Dominican Republic asdawda 
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
2018-05-01 16:13
#682
OK | 
Switzerland _Boomer 
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
2018-05-03 11:08
no silver with global rank
2018-04-29 14:05
No bob and vegene
2018-04-29 17:42
no rape
2018-05-03 10:48
I just live here lmao, but Arabs are crazy when it comes that shit.
2018-05-03 17:52
#62
SpawN | 
Finland slaiska2 
no sauna
2018-04-29 14:16
Nothing without finland
2018-04-29 14:20
No toxic teammates in MM :)
2018-04-29 14:21
+100000, i hate playing with russians xD, sorry, not racism, but normally they dont talk in english, they just start talk russian, its very annoying haha.
2018-05-01 04:21
Yeap, so true :(
2018-05-01 08:17
It would be third world everywhere
2018-04-29 14:21
#68
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Albania streetfame 
no .....
2018-04-29 14:23
No gypsies ;( FeelsBadMan
2018-04-29 14:23
#628
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Spain VIKTORAL 
unluko maluko
2018-05-01 13:50
Incalculable loss of biodiversity
2018-04-29 14:24
#73
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Romania EdwardGabriel 
No insulin No pen No jet engine etc
2018-04-29 14:27
Canadian made insulin Germany invented jet engine British made the first pen
2018-04-29 16:25
#170
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Romania fordawiN 
ur history knowledge is bad
2018-04-29 16:53
stfu retard
2018-04-29 21:47
These triggered Romanians lmaoo
2018-04-30 16:52
#528
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Portugal mrsc 
8/8
2018-04-30 18:06
#77
Summer | 
China SWhinX 
No communist No numba wan country /close
2018-04-29 14:32
+1 hehe
2018-04-29 14:35
#78
United States koth 
No internet No chocolate chip cookie No video game No gps No led No microwave oven No hearing aid No floss No zippers
2018-04-29 14:33
#183
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Brazil BlueLighting 
in my research the creator of video game was a german but ty for the chocolate chip cookie, I cant live without that
2018-04-29 17:03
A profile of the inventor of the first video game, William Higinbotham, who developed Tennis for Two in 1958. Physicist William Higinbotham invented the first video game, Tennis for Two, at Brookhaven National Laboratory on Long Island in New York in 1958, though he has rarely been recognized for his achievement.
2018-04-30 00:34
#231
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
no England no you
2018-04-29 18:24
No Africa no you.
2018-04-30 00:31
#394
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
no america, no freedom
2018-04-30 02:52
#538
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
whats so free in America then compared to other places
2018-04-30 18:19
#557
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
because of the us there is freedom. we are the world police that bring freedom to the world
2018-04-30 18:44
#565
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
you keep on saying America is "freedom" but you cant give a single example of freedom you have which another country doesn't have
2018-04-30 19:03
#577
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
with a single word of america, you know there is freedom because of the US
2018-04-30 19:37
Example? Ok our citizens wouldn't get arrested for having their dog do a nazi salute or serve 8 months in jail for flipping off a speed camera. You know BASIC 1st amendment rights. You know the right to give your opinion even if it's retarded, hell in america even your uneducated opinion is allowed..
2018-05-01 06:13
#396
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Australia t0rrent_ 
And no mobility scooter
2018-04-30 06:58
+1
2018-04-30 09:29
#618
Summer | 
China SWhinX 
ty my American god, ty my Donald Trump lord for creating the world
2018-05-01 05:50
No Kievan Rus, No Finland (Including Every country that has either been invaded or gained independance from Russia) No Celcius No Modern Warfare No Pacemaker No HIV Tracker etc etc
2018-04-29 14:34
There is different theories about Russia, including norman, antinorman and centrist as well
2018-04-29 14:57
#215
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Brazil stewArt1 
Peacemaker is from Brazil keK
2018-04-29 18:00
no
2018-04-29 18:06
no
2018-04-29 18:59
lol
2018-04-29 14:35
Sauna, Linux, Nokia, Angry birds, and hundreds of metal bands
2018-04-29 14:40
No Hitler
2018-04-29 14:46
No Rubik's cube No computer No soda No hydrogen bomb No ball pen No matches
2018-04-29 14:55
Not to mention vitamin C :)
2018-04-29 18:15
Yes, true! :D
2018-04-29 22:14
pretty sure no one invented vitamin c thats like saying england invented gravity because of newton
2018-04-30 07:28
GrAvItY DiDnT eXiSt BeFoRe NeWtOn
2018-04-30 09:38
you my friend need to brush up on your reading skills
2018-05-01 06:51
Well, you're right. It was discovered.
2018-04-30 17:47
hydrogen bomb?? wat
2018-04-30 18:38
Edward Teller, yes, he lived in the US but he was Hungarian
2018-05-01 15:53
yea but he wouldn't have been able to actually develop it without the funding and support of the US government... he was in the right place at the exact right time and a lot of things came together for him and his team i'll give you half a point because he was indeed Hungarian lol
2018-05-01 15:56
You are right btw. :D
2018-05-01 15:56
No mämmi
2018-04-29 14:56
No oskar No Prague No Svíčková No Daisy Lee
2018-04-29 14:56
No dope banter No Vegemite No tim tams No good wildlife No emu war No Kath and Kim No ACDC No Mardi Gras No Steve Irwin, Chris Hemsworth or Hugh Jackman No Black boxes or Pacemakers
2018-04-29 15:00
kangaroo?
2018-04-29 16:36
“wildlife” xaxaxaxaxaxa
2018-04-29 16:50
-1
2018-04-29 16:51
:(((((( Reply needs to have actual content
2018-04-29 16:51
+1
2018-04-29 16:53
#175
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World Beard43 
Noes, no kangaroo = no kangaroo steak, don't even wanna think about a world like that
2018-04-29 16:56
there’s a pizza place near my house and they have pork belly pizza, argentinian beef pizza and kangaroo steak pizza
2018-04-29 17:05
#239
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World Beard43 
Damn, what's it called? I got hooked on cajun roo kebabs when I was living on Kangaroo Island, that was the only meat I bought. Other than that I just at the fish and squid I was catching most nights after work. Have a very Aussie day.
2018-04-29 18:42
+ fucking 1
2018-04-29 17:50
No wifi Also the convicts would have overrun Europe.
2018-04-30 07:35
ur banter is wannabe british banter sorry
2018-04-30 18:02
thinking AU wants to be UK LOL
2018-04-30 23:35
#635
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Australia c0meatm3_Bro 
No wifi
2018-05-01 14:45
No country which can fuck whole world No beautiful womens No brave men No bipolar world Whole world cocksuck to nazi or burgers Mongols rekt Gayrope Osmans rekt Gayrope Hitler rekt Gayrope Trump rekt Gayrope Ukraine is part of NATO No chemical table No ak-47 Sweden and Poland is biggest country in Europe at that time Why you dont love my country?
2018-04-29 15:02
US>Russia
2018-04-29 16:27
It quantity of cocksuckers, yes. Gayrope and Japan here
2018-04-29 16:33
No beautiful gypsies No stunning whores No skilled thieves No remarcable beggars
2018-04-29 15:07
#111
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Portugal Yaxok 
No Dracula
2018-04-29 15:14
Dracula is overrated, but he's got a nice K/D ratio
2018-04-29 15:15
#115
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Portugal Yaxok 
GODracula
2018-04-29 15:17
no beggars outside all stores in sweden
2018-05-03 10:43
no ropz
2018-04-29 15:18
No Boris No Arch FX
2018-04-29 22:14
without mine no pão de queijo no coxinha no pastel no corruption LMAO
2018-04-29 15:19
#533
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Portugal mrsc 
no cheap whores for tourists
2018-04-30 18:12
LMAO
2018-04-30 19:14
No tea No queen No Australia No jbardolph No USA No me
2018-04-29 15:51
Tea aint british
2018-04-30 09:39
>british >tea pick both
2018-05-03 10:41
Google up the world "aint"
2018-05-03 10:41
aint = aint not
2018-05-03 10:42
aint = be not/have not XD
2018-05-03 10:43
no best cs team of all time no best cs player of all time no best csgo team of all time no best csgo player of all time no best scene of all time less tolerant world
2018-04-29 15:54
You from Brazil or Poland?
2018-04-30 09:39
OMEGALUL
2018-05-01 05:56
Doomed
2018-04-29 15:55
No hamam No kebap No baklava No turkish coffee
2018-04-29 16:04
#687
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United Kingdom PeterNoMore 
Baklava = Lebanon no ty
2018-05-03 11:19
no second world war ... maybe no united europe no cars
2018-04-29 16:08
#156
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Russia deadforest 
Hitler was Austrian
2018-04-29 16:41
yeah but i ont think he would have been able to start a war with austria lol
2018-04-29 16:50
+1
2018-04-29 22:18
#164
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Brazil BlueLighting 
but those who supported Hitler were the Germans themselves
2018-04-29 16:50
+1
2018-04-29 22:18
I hope europe never united
2018-04-29 16:51
a united europe is the only reason that italy still got money to throw out of the window
2018-04-29 17:51
Calm down we are without you so stfu
2018-04-29 18:59
#495
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Denmark LGoony 
Can you speak english please pizzaboy?
2018-04-30 17:44
Iam trying sorry
2018-04-30 20:18
No fridge, no pacemaker, no seatbelt, no dynamite, no spootify, no zipper, no wrench, no volvo and ofc no Minecraft :3
2018-04-29 16:30
whats spootify if i may ask?
2018-04-29 22:19
Spotify :)
2018-04-29 23:28
oh ok
2018-04-30 00:16
no pew die pie D:
2018-04-29 23:28
D:
2018-04-29 23:29
+1000
2018-05-01 04:26
No top tier counter strike global offensive teams
2018-04-29 16:38
xd
2018-04-29 19:12
me and you both ;)
2018-04-29 21:11
#639
FalleN | 
Germany NumsaB 
+1
2018-05-01 15:19
#298
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Poland Funio 
xd
2018-04-29 21:10
Lol
2018-04-30 07:34
NO GODSMOOYA :(((((
2018-04-30 10:21
And no thoorin and no Machine :(
2018-04-30 10:22
uh
2018-04-29 16:43
#282
shox | 
Indonesia ReacteoN 
+1
2018-04-29 21:01
#300
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Poland Funio 
no mia khalifa :(
2018-04-29 21:10
#158
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Serbia Aleksa24403 
no power no good waterpolo no good basketball no cevapi no pljeskavica no burek
2018-04-29 16:46
Waterpolo? XD Pretty sure Serbia is like top 10 in basketball which isnt a decent achievement for a sport literally played only in US and France
2018-04-30 09:41
#477
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Serbia Aleksa24403 
We are 2nd in world in basketball wtf is wrong with u xd?
2018-04-30 17:00
Checked the rankings, you are 4th. Dont lie to me.
2018-04-30 17:13
no power ? xD no good waterpolo ? xD no good basketball ? xD no cevapi ? xD no pljeskavica ? xD no burek ? xD everything u said is a lie.
2018-04-30 18:56
No sarmale No corruption No communism No XELLOW No Dream hack CJ No gypsies No dracula
2018-04-29 16:49
Many saying "no gypsies" but actually if India never existed the world would never had gypsies
2018-04-29 16:52
no ikea
2018-04-29 16:49
No denmark : No Lego
2018-04-29 16:52
:(feelsbad
2018-04-29 16:59
no poland european union could keep their billions of euros rest would be same
2018-04-29 16:55
no cheeseslicer
2018-04-29 16:56
No drugs
2018-04-29 16:56
No jonathan E feelsbadman
2018-04-30 20:26
#178
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Brazil Mrrphelps7 
No soccer
2018-04-29 16:57
no lightning conductor no skoda auto no czech beer no jaromir jagr no propeller no semtex explosive no blood groups
2018-04-29 16:57
#280
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Czech Republic VeryCzechGuy 
* Blood types
2018-04-29 21:00
#180
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Brazil BlueLighting 
no airplane no typewriter, that is no keyboard no radio no Wristwatch no walkman and probably no ipod or another potable audio devices no carnival.... useless... I hate that shit dance no HU3BR and trolls everywhere..... well I hate this too and No me... and I'm awesome man, the world isin't the same without me lol
2018-04-29 16:58
yes, it's better without you, kys pls
2018-04-29 18:20
No bmw
2018-04-29 16:59
no country to accept people fleeing war
2018-04-29 17:05
#207
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Brazil Alexandeer 
no rapes
2018-04-29 17:41
#284
shox | 
Indonesia ReacteoN 
u forgot india
2018-04-29 21:02
no life
2018-04-29 17:05
Well, the civil war would be a lot different ill tell you that.
2018-04-29 17:06
#191
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Turkey xerbuf 
NO ErGODan NO culture NO kebab NO doner NO Ottoman Empire NO beautiful language NO Islam religion
2018-04-29 17:12
#206
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Brazil Alexandeer 
Perfect world
2018-04-29 17:40
#271
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Turkey xerbuf 
typical monkey
2018-04-29 20:09
#272
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Brazil Alexandeer 
Italy :]]]]
2018-04-29 20:10
#328
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Palestine zwe 
"islam" The origin of Islam is arabic
2018-04-29 21:54
#446
s1mple | 
Germany H!TLER 
dont worry he don't know anything because he have no culture and history what you wait from jew, muslim haters to say
2018-04-30 14:22
#368
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United Kingdom _P2K 
i would dream to live in a world such as that
2018-04-29 23:38
#445
s1mple | 
Germany H!TLER 
at least hide your flags don't be so rude
2018-04-30 14:19
#192
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Kazakhstan ineenja 
no changes lol
2018-04-29 17:16
No Zeus PGL Major winner same with Dosia xD
2018-04-30 10:24
#193
 | 
Russia RoneEZ 
No me( No baits(
2018-04-29 17:20
#683
OK | 
Switzerland _Boomer 
nt prodka
2018-05-03 11:12
#695
 | 
Russia RoneEZ 
Ya ne prodka, wtf?
2018-05-03 21:02
#696
OK | 
Switzerland _Boomer 
nt prodka
2018-05-04 11:04
#194
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
No terrorists
2018-04-29 17:20
#205
 | 
Brazil Alexandeer 
xd +1
2018-04-29 17:40
#293
 | 
Poland Funio 
no ScreaM
2018-04-29 21:08
#198
 | 
Brazil AN89 
No churrasco
2018-04-29 17:32
#199
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Greece knk74 
no western world
2018-04-29 17:33
World without kebab : instant Chaos and end of the world .
2018-04-29 17:34
#292
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Poland Funio 
+1 i cant live without kebabs
2018-04-29 21:08
probably a better place :D
2018-04-29 17:50
#213
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Poland Michal_Pol 
no kurwa no ja pierdole no toxic kids
2018-04-29 17:53
#291
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Poland Funio 
toxic kids are everywhere
2018-04-29 21:07
#214
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United States SladesterG 
No Freedom
2018-04-29 17:54
no gipsies
2018-04-29 18:03
no home for refugees
2018-04-29 18:03
World will be better without my country xDDDD
2018-04-29 18:08
#220
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Sweden cute! 
No transgender
2018-04-29 18:11
#227
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Lithuania FaEnD 
Russia would be all over Europe. We were the barrier at the medieval territory war.
2018-04-29 18:20
#228
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Canada Conscience 
No wars! no evils!
2018-04-29 18:22
Hungary -No Rubik's cube (for fun) -No ballpoint pen -No binoculars -No Vitamin C -No first helicopter -No electric railways ---------no telephone exchange ---------no digital computing ---------no colour TV -No hydrogen bomb
2018-04-29 18:22
eh... just because Edward Teller was born in Hungary, he wouldn't have been possible to develop the hydrogen bomb without the funding and support from the US
2018-04-30 18:43
Porn industry would die Beer would taste like piss No prokda "meme"
2018-04-29 18:32
no lockerboy :(
2018-05-03 10:46
#233
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
where should i start the chocolate bar lgiht bulb FLOAT GLASS carbon fibre steam engine www fizzy water telephone steam turbine tv passenger railway tank toothbrush (bit ironic because the majority of us have bad teeth) kettle torpedo jet engine cement stainless steel photography electric motor sewage system electronic programmable computer tin can water proof material atm vacuum cleaner disc brakes usa canada australia
2018-04-29 18:39
#234
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
just a few
2018-04-29 18:39
AUSTRALIA LUL
2018-04-29 18:51
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU ARE THE BEST
2018-04-29 22:23
#575
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Albania blizaardy 
hahahahahhahahaha last 3 made my day
2018-04-30 19:21
#235
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Ukraine SpyS 
World without the greatest country,the smartest people and best CS team C9,USA,USA,USA!
2018-04-29 18:46
without France = no USA lul only thirteen colonies
2018-04-29 21:10
#369
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United Kingdom _P2K 
without UK = no thirteen colonies lul only natives
2018-04-29 23:39
without USA and UK = no genocide of innocent civilians in Irak in 2003 lul 500k civilians would be still alive
2018-04-30 00:24
#387
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United Kingdom _P2K 
thats so sad man press f to pay respects
2018-04-30 00:48
G
2018-04-30 09:43
yes Tony Blair and UK indian famine nice
2018-04-30 11:45
No wifi no kangaroos no comunism
2018-04-29 18:58
NO KANGAROOS OH NO! Haha ;)
2018-04-30 10:27
no brazilian funk thats great
2018-04-29 18:59
two world wars less
2018-04-29 19:01
#684
OK | 
Switzerland _Boomer 
xDDDD made my day
2018-05-03 11:13
No Avicii
2018-04-29 19:01
that already happened
2018-05-03 10:47
The world would be better, im pretty sure
2018-04-29 19:02
#290
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Poland Funio 
dont be sad ruski
2018-04-29 21:06
plz dont say something wouldnt be invented because then somebody else would invent it lol
2018-04-29 19:32
#289
 | 
Poland Funio 
+1
2018-04-29 21:06
#266
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Indonesia Not_A_Carry 
No indomie LOL
2018-04-29 19:44
no kebab no turkish delight no soviet union no coffee until italy conquers ethiopia no dicoveries of africa and america no renaissance instant germany lose on ww1 byzantine empire still exists
2018-04-29 19:57
#573
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Albania blizaardy 
No Istanbul Constantinopole
2018-04-30 19:20
true
2018-05-01 15:11
#270
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Malaysia byaIi 
no n0thing
2018-04-29 20:00
No 7-1 Jokes
2018-04-29 20:55
#685
OK | 
Switzerland _Boomer 
xD
2018-05-03 11:13
#279
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Poland Fazern 
Without my country no polish cancers no polish retards no polish autistics
2018-04-29 20:59
#283
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Portugal ron4r 
Brazilians would speak Spanish :)
2018-04-29 21:02
#286
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Portugal ron4r 
Or whatever country's language that would go first to cross the Atlantic ocean.
2018-04-29 21:02
#356
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Brazil BlueLighting 
well... I think that should be a good thing, if everybody in SA speak only Spanish we would be able to travel to others countries in here without have to learn a new language. Or maybe we should speak english, a good thing too. But whatever, I like portuguese anyway. At least we are able to learn others language almost without accent.
2018-04-29 23:13
#572
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Portugal ron4r 
Indeed! Portuguese is a great language. Now, imagine if the Spanish hadn't been so envy to come right behind us on explorations! All SA including Mexico that is central America would speak Portuguese! It would be just like you said, easy travel :P we wouldn't have latinas tho ;(
2018-04-30 19:20
#591
steel | 
Brazil 1930 
Portuguese music is so underrated. Why on earth nobody speaks about portuguese music? Is it common in there to listen to Madredeus?
2018-04-30 21:18
#285
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Poland Funio 
no1 care about Poland so i wont say shit
2018-04-29 21:02
#287
SpawN | 
Other sh0tta 
No place for people to hide their money. (Cayman Islands)
2018-04-29 21:03
No stepping in a lego brick and thinking about your life
2018-04-29 21:08
#343
 | 
United Kingdom MainSlayer 
fuck Denmark
2018-04-29 22:27
I understand why you're mad
2018-04-29 22:54
#349
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
they do say the peak of madness is when you are picking the lego bricks out of your feet after you stepped on them
2018-04-29 23:04
#295
Nifty | 
Hungary Baliz 
nothing relevant.
2018-04-29 21:09
no germany= poor eu
2018-04-29 21:09
#344
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
actually would be the other way round. no Germany = powerful EU
2018-04-29 22:29
#499
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Denmark LGoony 
Actually not. Lol?
2018-04-30 17:46
#535
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
before ww1 and ww2 Europe was the most powerful continent with France, Britan, Austro-Hungarian Empire and parts of the Ottoman Empire in Europe. but after the war (Germanies fault for escalating it) most power lies with USA and China
2018-04-30 18:15
#536
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Denmark LGoony 
Ah you mean it that way. I thought you're talking about current germany
2018-04-30 18:17
No portuguese jokes
2018-04-29 21:12
no sweden or norway bcuz if soviet union won against us they would of invaded those countries too
2018-04-29 21:14
No kebab No Muslim Greeks No Islam (Islam would have been already gone without Ottoman Empire) Armenians would not have anything to get attention
2018-04-29 21:14
#540
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Portugal mrsc 
better without your country in sum
2018-04-30 18:20
no watch no cheese no chocolate no medicine no reliable banks and no SolEk ofc
2018-04-29 21:16
#357
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Brazil BlueLighting 
chocolate? wtf, was a creation of the Mayan people
2018-04-29 23:16
#310
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Sweden cRUNCHiBOY 
No Celsius’ temperature scale No The phone handset No The modern zipper No The implantable pacemaker No The Tetra Pak No The three-point seat belt No The adjustable wrench No Dynamite No Medical ultrasonic imaging in human medicine No ABBA No Spotify No bluetooth probably several things i missed.
2018-04-29 21:20
#312
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Finland Jodecast 
+ikea
2018-04-29 21:24
#376
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Sweden cRUNCHiBOY 
lol how could i forgett ikea, ty man
2018-04-30 00:23
#311
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Belgium rainb0wHRS 
no french fries
2018-04-29 21:18
no beer 0_o
2018-04-29 21:37
Tell me when and who invented beer then..? Oh right.. You can't because nobody knows exactly who invented it. NT;)
2018-04-29 21:43
how about cars then ? :/
2018-04-29 21:46
You can have that one!:P But don't forget to say thanks to France and Scotland..
2018-04-29 21:55
#433
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Europe monkii_x) 
no world wars
2018-04-30 10:07
No Lego No Speakers No phonograph No dry battery (duracell batteries etc.) No Insulin No ostomy bag No Carlsberg yeast (no modern day pils/lager beers) And many other boring inventions:P
2018-04-29 21:38
Lego? Really? We would die without it....
2018-04-29 22:22
#351
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
actually, i think there would be fewer deaths without lego. they do say millions die from standing on lego yearly
2018-04-29 23:07
Oh shit,that could be true. Had myself some bad experience with lego
2018-04-29 23:08
#325
loli | 
France Tasy_ 
No Anime No Weeb No Robot
2018-04-29 21:49
true
2018-04-30 07:25
No Worldwars
2018-04-29 21:56
WW1, Serbia and Austria-Hungary started. WW2, Hitler who where austrian started it. Sooo, fuck Austria
2018-04-29 22:57
#503
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Denmark LGoony 
WW3 started by conchita wurst - austrian Just nuke those hillbillys already
2018-04-30 17:48
No WW2 No FaZe success
2018-04-29 22:22
#434
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Europe monkii_x) 
LUL
2018-04-30 10:12
HOW CAN U BE SURE THAT NO ONE EVER INVENTED PIZZA IF ITALY DIDNT XIZT? LOL DUDE =DDD GET A JOB :D
2018-04-29 22:52
I have a job.you get a job you fucking weeb
2018-04-29 23:39
i waS from japan before anime was a thing on these forums
2018-04-29 23:40
no snus
2018-04-29 23:11
#359
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United States Saakero 
nothing would exist besides russia/china, eventually they would fight each other and nothing would exist
2018-04-29 23:21
#360
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Brazil CaioOlive 
Probably favelas would be called by another name. The traffic of Africans would have been a lot less. The racist slang "monkeys" would reffer to another country. Maradona would be the GOAT for most people, but I think it would be super contested. Maybe HLTV would be a better place.
2018-04-29 23:22
#366
 | 
Nigeria Asbhdhsbs 
Less suicidal people
2018-04-29 23:31
No HUNDEN No Bendtner
2018-04-30 00:26
#604
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Denmark how_much_ 
+999
2018-04-30 22:20
No electricity
2018-04-30 00:36
lmao , liar.
2018-04-30 18:59
are you offended austrohungarian toilet cleaner? You do know the last wish of nikola tesla was for his favorite song to be played in his funeral named tamo daleko? A serbian ww1 song and you still think he has any part of being croatian
2018-04-30 20:29
i should be offended cuz u re liar? lmao 10iq born in croatia lived in croatia until he moved to graz educated in croatia and austria. lmao his favorite song? my favorite song is immortals by dvbbs and tony junior , does that make ma canadian/dutch? nt 10iq brain
2018-05-01 19:56
not born in croatia,born in austrohungary,lived in austrohungary educated in austrohungary His last wish was the song tamo daleko Last wish,do you know what'a last wish? If his croatian why did he ask fora serbian song to be played on his funeral?
2018-05-01 20:02
lmao so by ur logic u re turk? ok born in croatia lived in croatia until he moved to graz educated in croatia and austria. he asked for it cuz he LIKED it , like i said my favorite song is from canadian/dutch djs ,but that doesnt make me canadian/dutch.
2018-05-01 20:15
#383
NEO | 
Uruguay BroluK 
We are irrelevant. No Suarez no cavani no forlan we wouldn't have created futsal
2018-04-30 00:41
IDK, the same thing, we are irrelevant
2018-04-30 00:43
#660
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Albania Mamluku 
maybe no "new world" concept. portugal helped a lot on discovering new trading routes
2018-05-03 10:35
no glocks would be dropped
2018-05-03 10:50
#385
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Europe TriHard_8R 
I wud love a world with none of you cunts. A world I would wake up and go explore, and hunt, and take a shit in the grass, die by 40 years old at best. That was the dream and civilization ruined it.
2018-04-30 00:47
If the U.S. didn't exist - I'd be growing corn, squash and leaving my hooghan for water. Just chilling out, waiting for the next raid on my house to happen by neighboring tribes. OMEGALUL
2018-04-30 00:49
#388
s1mple | 
Poland KIKIS 
NO POLISH HOLOCAUST!
2018-04-30 00:49
#389
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Portugal shaarawyGOD 
No America
2018-04-30 00:49
#390
s1mple | 
Poland KIKIS 
XD +1
2018-04-30 00:58
#391
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Spain 7VultuR 
No sofa, no siesta, no party. Netherlands would have a World Cup. No america XD LoL. The most important country of the history.
2018-04-30 01:07
No jonathan E :(
2018-04-30 21:01
#393
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
no freedom
2018-04-30 02:50
Freedom was a thing in Europe before the US
2018-04-30 06:49
#661
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Albania Mamluku 
hahahahhaha true xD
2018-05-03 10:36
0/8
2018-04-30 07:25
Lol +1
2018-04-30 12:54
No Sara Sampaio
2018-04-30 07:13
#400
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United States lockerboit 
no trump
2018-04-30 07:18
#401
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Nepal hpbaxx 
no mountains
2018-04-30 07:24
We'd still be in the 1800's
2018-04-30 07:32
#505
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Denmark LGoony 
You are tbh
2018-04-30 17:49
- Football wouldn't seem to be as interesting as it actually is (the same goes for skateboarding, volleyball and the F1); - The portuguese language could be on the verge of death (if not completely forgotten at this point in time); - No wax for you; - No barbecue ("churrasco") for you; - No hot women for you; - No Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu/Capoeira for you; - No Amazon for you; - No Burger King for you; - No Facebook for you; - No orange juice for you; - No coffee for you; - No 1-7 for us; - The entire South America wouldn't scare the shit out of first world tourists... that much; - All those nazis who fled from Germany would've become argentine citizens; - All those africans who were forced to live as slaves in our homeland back in the day would've died of starvation in their own homelands; - All those native americans would've been exterminated; and - The brazilian territory wouldn't be hosting daily bloodbaths right now.
2018-04-30 07:41
Ok first off there are hot non Brazilian women. Secondly with the exception of ayrton senna how would f1 be not nearly as interesting without Brazil. American BBQ is better than Brazilian BBQ. The Africans wouldn't have died in their naive homelands.
2018-04-30 09:06
"(...) there are hot non Brazilian women..." - In general, north american/european/asian/african girls are just pretty. "(...) with the exception of ayrton senna how would f1 be not nearly as interesting without Brazil..." - If it wasn't for Senna, Piquet and Fittipaldi, the F1 wouldn't be that charming nowadays. The competition used to be a real thing back then and brazilians played a huge role in F1's history. "(...) American BBQ is better than Brazilian BBQ..." - The world has other ideas. "The Africans wouldn't have died in their naive homelands." - Of course they would. Look at their regimes throughout the centuries and stuff.
2018-04-30 21:21
#690
mSx | 
France Xpens1ve 
What about " RONALDINHO" ? ! No R10 = No magic
2018-05-03 12:44
#410
 | 
Europe gayzera 
No Space No first person in space No Sputnik 1 No ride horses No apples No FIRST CIS TEAM TO WIN MAJOR
2018-04-30 07:59
No Iran war No Iraq war No horrible corvettes No trump No constant mass shootings that happen in a first world country even though they aren't bad enough to only happen in a third world country No Miley Cyrus No mcdonalds No nukes Ok it's clear the world would be better without America.
2018-04-30 09:03
+1 :D
2018-04-30 15:43
#414
Nifty | 
Turkey G4Z01 
Guys no asia no middle east best thing ever
2018-04-30 09:11
#424
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Croatia mds818 
No rimac No ties No torpedos so u guys can play ship wars No parachute Pen probably some never heard of shits as well
2018-04-30 09:29
No LEGO No Skype No taps and so on
2018-04-30 10:30
#444
s0m | 
Belarus glitchie 
No Belarus = ?
2018-04-30 14:15
#448
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Russia skipster 
No kartoshka
2018-04-30 14:30
#450
s0m | 
Belarus glitchie 
Kartoshka v SA poyavilas' , a potom Peter I privez ee k nam
2018-04-30 14:35
#449
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Czech Republic KLothbrok 
no CZ-75
2018-04-30 14:31
Idk, less fags on HLTV
2018-04-30 15:34
No brazil No Angola No India No Cabo Verde No some more countries from africa No Cristiano Ronaldo No Euro 2016 winner No Eurovision 2017 winner No Euro futsal 2018 winner No SL Benfica No francesinha No Cozido à Portuguesa No Luís de Camões No Me
2018-04-30 15:39
sl benfica OMEGALUL
2018-04-30 16:54
OMEGALUL at this moment, only bayern could beat any of the top 3 portuguese teams
2018-04-30 17:30
OMEGALULLOL even dortmund would easily 10-0 ur top portutoiletcleaners teams
2018-04-30 17:38
you're completly wrong and this just show u understand 0 about football so dont arg
2018-04-30 17:39
nice grammar
2018-04-30 17:39
ahahah see, no arguments
2018-04-30 17:40
you cant compare the portutoiletcleaners league with the bundesliga, thats like comparing esl pro league to esea main
2018-04-30 17:42
dude, tell me how many teams u usually get on eight finals of champions league. You have Bayern, and sometimes Dortmund. We every year have Benfica or Porto, and sometimes both so... not saying that portuguese league is better than german, but on top 3 teams, dispite bayern, portuguese teams are better
2018-04-30 17:45
nope
2018-04-30 17:46
its useless try to have a talk with a german so, whatever dude xd
2018-04-30 17:54
yes its useless for me because portutoileccleaners are only good for one thing, guess what
2018-04-30 18:20
#544
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Portugal mrsc 
bruh hes right our league isnt competitive. and besides this year our best teams are garbage. remember 2013-14 benfica? yeah thats gone. remember the dominant porto until 2012? thats gone as well. what im saying is that the quality of football our teams play has been decreasing a lot the last 3-4 years. wont even mention sporting since theyve never been any good in europe or in the league (they havent won a championship for like 15 years or smth). total trash
2018-04-30 18:31
#549
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Portugal mrsc 
yeah youre right. however his logic would apply if we were living in 2010-2014. imo the best years of our league. football practiced by benfica and porto was top notch and the lower tier teams werent absolute trash
2018-04-30 18:34
more jews
2018-04-30 15:42
oh shit xD
2018-04-30 16:01
lmao
2018-04-30 17:48
no smart people
2018-04-30 16:01
I think serbia is the most important one no serbia no electricity no life
2018-04-30 16:36
italy is best country stfu , italy > serbia
2018-04-30 17:31
No school shootings
2018-04-30 16:41
6 million more jews
2018-04-30 16:53
#493
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Denmark Raz95 
+1
2018-04-30 17:42
#570
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Albania blizaardy 
hahahahahaha
2018-04-30 19:18
No islam in Europe No army order No complex military tactics No Chinese wall No Xantares No Erdogan (Turkey)
2018-04-30 17:04
#485
 | 
Russia BluTnovski 
No Russians --> No CSGO, Vodka, funny Road Rage Videos, Putin :(
2018-04-30 17:35
AND NO USSR ANTHEM !!!!!!!
2018-04-30 17:59
no jeans
2018-04-30 17:37
KOTLET SCHABOWY <3
2018-04-30 17:42
#498
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Singapore repu1se 
no thumb drives no razer idk thats about it i guess
2018-04-30 17:46
absolutely nothing, led by a barbaric germany who won world war 1
2018-04-30 17:48
#507
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Denmark LGoony 
Ww1 germany wasn't more barbaric than any other country at that time you tool
2018-04-30 17:55
nice bait
2018-04-30 17:52
#511
 | 
Denmark LGoony 
Indoctrinated much,huh? Murica fuark yeah
2018-04-30 17:54
stilllll falling for it
2018-04-30 17:55
#517
 | 
Denmark LGoony 
Nt
2018-04-30 17:59
NO USSR ANTHEM SOUUUUUZ NERUSHIIIIIIMIY
2018-04-30 17:58
No potatoes
2018-04-30 18:00
#523
NEO | 
Poland k@nios 
No kurwa anymore
2018-04-30 18:02
#525
 | 
United States Finnick 
Germany would rule the world
2018-04-30 18:04
RIP PC :C
2018-04-30 18:04
#529
 | 
Poland xkhao 
No WW2 No toilet cleaners
2018-04-30 18:08
Hahaha +1
2018-04-30 20:19
#530
NiKo | 
Israel Fixzor 
No Israel No chary tomatoes No High tech
2018-04-30 18:10
no microphone
2018-04-30 18:10
d
2018-04-30 18:19
world peace
2018-04-30 18:22
#569
 | 
Albania blizaardy 
omg +10000
2018-04-30 19:17
#608
2018-05-01 03:17
#545
rain | 
Georgia borussia 
No life in Europe - news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/745080.stm No wine - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgian_wine No Stalin - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin
2018-04-30 18:32
this is the most pointless thread 2k18 on hltv u seriously think no one else would invent all these things if your country would not exist? :DD
2018-04-30 18:32
bro i could not live without rubiks cube
2018-04-30 21:45
more jews
2018-04-30 18:40
#574
 | 
CIS chlenixon 
+1939
2018-04-30 19:21
+4,000,000
2018-05-01 04:06
without my country, peru would be quarter bigger and galapagos islands would be under their control... probs be 300 year old turtles playing dota at internet cafes too.
2018-04-30 18:46
#559
 | 
Brazil xMoita 
7-1
2018-04-30 18:48
#566
 | 
United States Frostz 
Nazi world
2018-04-30 19:04
#571
 | 
CIS chlenixon 
no s1mple no party.
2018-04-30 19:20
no pc
2018-04-30 20:27
no eh
2018-04-30 21:02
no planes no good coffees
2018-04-30 21:27
No butthurt Greeks No butthurt Bulgarians come at me
2018-04-30 21:29
#595
 | 
France jeanjeans 
-> no baguette /close
2018-04-30 21:31
no vodka? no retards in game who speaking only ru?
2018-04-30 21:36
#597
 | 
Europe HeL$eN 
NO VODKA NO BALALAIKA NO PUTIN NO CYKA BLYAT
2018-04-30 21:42
#603
 | 
Ukraine loxdkappaxd 
NO DOSIA
2018-04-30 22:12
#600
 | 
Russia Hamer_world 
NO VODKA!!! IT's BAD!!!!!!
2018-04-30 21:47
#605
 | 
Denmark how_much_ 
No GODHunden
2018-04-30 22:21
Without the U.S, there is no CSGO due to the fact thag we are the worlds police and no world police=no CT's
2018-05-01 03:16
#611
Brazil nyz 
probably the same, we're pretty much irrelevant.
2018-05-01 03:21
No tecnology No anime (better) No video games
2018-05-01 04:13
No more big cocks
2018-05-01 13:15
#646
 | 
Australia Tails  
or aids
2018-05-01 16:00
countable
2018-05-01 16:03
#632
RpK | 
France hltvuser1 
no toxic kids on csgo
2018-05-01 14:23
#633
 | 
Germany Ofenmeister 
No world wars
2018-05-01 14:24
#638
 | 
United States jackwell 
same
2018-05-01 15:16
#637
 | 
Spain HolaBuenas 
No IEM Katowice
2018-05-01 15:14
Wouldnt have the most memeable upsets in csgo history
2018-05-01 15:56
Without mine , Macedonia wouldnt exist
2018-05-01 16:05
Incoming butthurts macedonians
2018-05-01 16:16
#651
 | 
Dominican Republic asdawda 
ok
2018-05-01 16:23
#654
 | 
Germany Janschik 
Without my country Greece couldn´t exist No WW Some Jews more i wouldn´t exist 80mio other people wouldn´t exist too No 7-1 against brazil
2018-05-01 20:13
Why greece wouldnt exists without germany dafuq?
2018-05-02 13:57
#656
 | 
Canada Spadeyus 
- No Chernobyl disaster - No S1mple - No NaVi - No Mila Jovovich and Mila Kunis - No cossacks - No salo - No horilka - No borsch
2018-05-01 20:29
No Fire-Guns {its made by 2nd Mehmet (he take the Istanbul btw)} No toilet No Islam No Medical Science (Ibni Sina is father of Medical Science) No Algebra No microscope No Kebab-Tea-Yoghurt-Doner-Cacik-Baklava
2018-05-01 20:33
#677
 | 
Germany Bennime 
no cars. no einstein no computer no airbags no aspirin no book printing honestly there is way too much we invented
2018-05-03 10:52
No Tesla no electricity
2018-05-03 10:56
no one would notice(((((((
2018-05-03 12:37
Alot of oil. No extremely poisonous salmon No proper cheese slizer
2018-05-04 11:56
17:55Winstrike vs PACT
Winstrike
3.88
PACT
1.23
22:00Defusekids vs PRINCEADIL
Defusekids
1.60
PRINCEADIL
2.30
03:00DivisionX vs SHIFT
DivisionX
2.72
SHIFT
1.43
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