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Mongolia SadUnicorn 
What's your dream job? What job would you choose for the rest of your life to keep enjoying it as well as getting money?
2018-05-14 13:30
Getting paid for breathing
2018-05-14 13:30
United States VRGcarsonqi 
100 USD per breath
2018-05-14 13:33
Dream job indeed xd
2018-05-14 18:25
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
he gets paid a thousandth of a penny per breath
2018-05-14 18:53
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
84$ a year
2018-05-14 18:54
Algeria SpaceFockuZ 
2018-05-14 19:51
Kappa | 
Austria master67 
getting money for not breathing
2018-05-15 11:55
just sign up for some trashy reality tv show
2018-05-18 11:47
Europe potatomato 
2018-05-14 13:30
32k a month
2018-05-14 13:32
Sweden imfuckinggay 
2018-05-14 13:34
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Hungary Bonte 
suicide at 28
2018-05-14 18:32
too soon lul
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Algeria SpaceFockuZ 
Drugs, alcohol... etc not good man
2018-05-14 19:52
not good only if you are religious but not much religious people become DJ anyway.
2018-05-18 01:49
shox | 
Canada dB- 
2018-05-18 11:20
2018-05-18 11:49
Algeria SpaceFockuZ 
when i say "Drugs, alcohol... etc" i'm not thinking about religion, just look at avicci, it gets him killed
2018-05-18 15:00
With that logic: don't be actor because of erotic asphyxiation, not good man, just look at David Carradine, it gets him killed.
2018-05-18 15:08
2018-05-14 13:32
You gotta think wider lmao
2018-05-14 13:33
2018-05-14 13:33
Writer? Is that your DREAM job? Really?
2018-05-14 13:36
yeah. The amount of possibilities you can choose for your story is something that always got me high for writting. I wrote one sci-fi novel, just writting 2nd part. Second choice would be to give voice 2 some cartoon character.
2018-05-14 13:41
So you're basically a writer already. But being a writer doesn't mean you will get tons of money.
2018-05-14 13:45
thats right. Its a tuff market if there is even one to start with, you gotta have conncections etc... even if you manage to get it printed its lame money cuz TV series are what is popular nowdays. I still love to chill making the story up from scratch, when I see blank paper in Word I get so horny :D
2018-05-14 13:46
World zebra_man3 
stop writing writter
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2018-05-14 19:39
Lets say "famous writer" as dream job for him then : passion, fame and money.
2018-05-18 01:51
MAJ3R | 
United States Fanzera 
he didnt say writer, he said writter
2018-05-14 18:54
Germany oloP 
too banal
2018-05-14 13:35
I disagree.
2018-05-14 13:41
Europe L30n@rd0 
Freelancer full stack developer and penetration testing so i can work from wherever and whenever i want, travel around the world :c new city every month
2018-05-14 13:32
While that's a great job in reality, the question is a dream job. Like, if you could magically have any job. Wouldn't you want to be something else? If you're freelance you could do that more as a hobby. You don't have to pentest every day.
2018-05-18 01:46
Well, I believe this question is messed up in the first place. Because most of people work in order to achieve their dreams. A kid who dream to be an army pilot don't dream about it as a job, but as a way to achieve their dream to fly in the freshest planes. Said otherwise, propose people to be billionaire and then do whatever they want, only few would chose to work. So, to me, this kind of answer is the best possible : what job (by definition, a way to sustain their life's price) they would like to do.
2018-05-18 01:56
baguette wisdome :)
2018-05-18 01:59
In the same way, if your dream is to go in space in this thread you can answer : - astronaut - computer programmer (like Charles Simonyi, who became billionaire working with Microsoft, then paid millions to go in space multiple times). But man, work hard coz as you said bellow, your personal dream job is one of the hardest to get (outside the actual one, who despite is undeniable skill with public relation, is more like a fluke to me).
2018-05-18 02:07
f0rest | 
Pakistan pak0s 
I have been full time freelancer as developer and pentester since last 6 years but I am now fed up because future haunts me since freelancing experience doesn't count in big organizations and I feel like I have lost so many years. Also I feel like I am stuck in learning process. No doubt I have earned much more than the fellow pentesters who worked in organizations but when I compare myself with them in skill set, they are much better than me. So now I am looking for permanent position at some physical workplace most probably in abroad.
2018-05-18 02:06
Condom testing (in natural conditions).
2018-05-14 13:33
Designer for Bethesda games. Damn would really want to make some TES:VI models and textures.
2018-05-14 13:35
enjoy remastering skyrim for the 800th time
2018-05-18 11:51
Ye boi.
2018-05-18 14:10
XeqtR | 
Hong Kong wqnxy1 
800th? lol, add a few o in the end :D
2018-05-18 14:26
twitch, easiest money nowadays
2018-05-14 13:37
Germany oloP 
Yea and what exactly prevents you from becoming a twitch streamer right now?
2018-05-14 13:38
i dont like to talk into a camera, also I dont show my face in the internet
2018-05-14 13:38
Germany oloP 
So why the fuck would you pick it as your dream job? Are you truly braindead?
2018-05-14 13:39
you dont have to fulfill your dream right? its a "dream"job
2018-05-14 13:39
Germany oloP 
Dream job is supposed to be a delight that gives you pleasure and money at the same time
2018-05-14 13:41
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
if its not even something you could see yourself working with why dont pick something that you actually think would be fun?
2018-05-14 18:29
you are retarded. next plz.
2018-05-14 19:52
Brazil flpR 
2018-05-14 13:37
HLTV owner
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Germany slyyf 
High-altitude mountaineer
2018-05-14 18:27
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
work for Disney or some other studio where i can draw characters and environments and then put it all to life in an interesting story
2018-05-14 18:28
I can't wait to see a story about a princess who doesn't want to inherit the family business from King Ikea
2018-05-18 01:48
flusha | 
Sweden bbq2213 
not necessarily disney, i just dont know what its called. would prefer to work for a small business that does the same kinda stuff only not only princesses n stuff
2018-05-18 01:50
:) Reply needs to have actual content
2018-05-18 02:01
Sweden TDK Em1L 
Cheak out yggrasisgaming if you are good/WILL BECOME GOOD, vari Nice! not really The same thing with Story etc but, hey.
2018-05-18 11:56
thanks ill check it out :)
2018-05-18 12:24
Hungary Bonte 
probably something that is involved in videogame development (not hard-coder tho)
2018-05-14 18:33
Monk | 
Germany _XiLe 
my current job with higher salary
2018-05-14 18:51
Netherlands Soviettactics 
2018-05-14 18:56
press manager/photographer/videomaker/socialmedia for a tier1 sports team (esports aswell)
2018-05-14 18:57
I want to do research in neurotechnology
2018-05-14 18:59
CS:GO Coach, sit back and cash in paychecks for doing nothing like Robban
2018-05-14 19:42
csgo pro
2018-05-14 19:48
toilet cleaner
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fak u was faster
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porn actor
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Algeria SpaceFockuZ 
Pilote :D
2018-05-14 19:52
to1l3t cl3an3r
2018-05-14 20:27
Pilot u getting paid while travel the whole world.
2018-05-15 11:57
porn star
2018-05-15 12:01
No one is going to watch 2 minute videos :)
2018-05-18 01:47
you will. you dont need more to cum :)
2018-05-18 10:33
Denmark staraxe 
Ayy lmao
2018-05-18 12:04
Nice comeback
2018-05-18 14:40
I swear this doesn't normally happen, you're just super hot.
2018-05-18 19:25
really lazy and creative approach but high paid graphic design and artwork. maybe like at valve headquarters or something.
2018-05-15 12:07
France magiblunt 
Freelance Photographer
2018-05-15 20:38
Follow your dream, my french friend
2018-05-18 01:53
President of the United States.
2018-05-18 01:46
Only kids think being a president is an easy or enjoyable job. Huge responsibility and many other things you wouldn’t like.
2018-05-18 01:50
I think it would kill me, and I would be miserable. However, I would have the best chance to do what I dream of: changing the world. Dream =/= enjoyable.
2018-05-18 02:00
Most of jobs are not enjoyable directly. For instance, writing line of codes is not enjoyable. But seeing the result you created can be. Same for POTUS, hours of talking about serious concern might not seems enjoyable. Not being allowed to be a dictator might not be enjoyable, but taking decision who can have impact on the whole world might be. In fact, history shows it is probably the most enjoyable thing to have : power.
2018-05-18 02:02
2018-05-18 01:53
just repeat the same 2 words over and over again over some trash beat upload it to soundcloud ??? profit
2018-05-18 11:54
2018-05-18 16:13
Brazil cabocl0 
Travel Tips Blogger
2018-05-18 01:57
Good one
2018-05-18 11:50
Brazil digozamaral 
maybe movie director,I would like to direct movies like the godfather and scorsese movie's
2018-05-18 02:11
2018-05-18 11:50
to make more money with my yt channel to sell more counterfeit brand clothes without being caugh by the customs to harvest my crop in the beginning of july and sell it for around 7k e and dont get caught to take my driving license next week to buy an audi a5 for around 10k (or other similar car mby passat cc) by the end of the year to pass my exams in the summer +to specialize myself in ae and pp not my dream job but a "to do" list.
2018-05-18 02:22
Europe meerax 
Artist / tatoo master
2018-05-18 11:44
African Union mikecool 
Fortune teller ;)
2018-05-18 11:52
Either Security Analyst or Security Engineer
2018-05-18 11:53
What's your dream job? What job would you choose for the rest of your life to keep enjoying it as well as getting money?
2018-05-18 11:53
I've heard there was a job in Iceland - to travel around the world and write down your impression about particular city/country :^) Seems good to me
2018-05-18 11:54
Sweden TDK Em1L 
Investor ofc. Gripen pilot would be kewl I guess. Or Ya know just running My own, GROWING company, whatever it is.
2018-05-18 11:58
Just want the money, no job. If I had to have a job I would probably choose elephant sperm extractor.
2018-05-18 12:02
African Union zululwarria 
Playing in NBA
2018-05-18 12:06
HLTV Admin
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African Union zululwarria 
no money ,dealing with autistic ppl ,read every thread Dream job for some?
2018-05-18 12:14
allu | 
Finland samje 
professional footballer probably or maybe some kind of artist
2018-05-18 12:33
Netherlands NL_CS_TOP_1 
Hedge fund manager
2018-05-18 14:12
professional basketball player or cs player. as a last resort something about competition because other jobs are boring as fuck
2018-05-18 14:18
Denmark eXxE 
Police officer Rapper CSGO pro niether is very likely tho :(
2018-05-18 14:19
Finland SunMutsi 
WordPress developer
2018-05-18 14:20
LETN1 | 
Serbia Bazy! 
2018-05-18 14:23
Sweden newerth4nu 
Test subject to find out if being rich makes you happy
2018-05-18 14:28
good idea
2018-05-18 15:38
Sport Interviewer
2018-05-18 14:31
2018-05-18 14:34
Live of cheating/griefing in csgo would be nice
2018-05-18 14:38
Or just games in general
2018-05-18 14:39
Spain all_in 
2018-05-18 15:10
intelligence agent or some financial job
2018-05-18 15:38
Working at discord as Software Engineer
2018-05-18 16:18
Twitch Streamer/ Youtuber / DJ
2018-05-18 16:20
nipple hardener for jennifer lopez 10 years ago
2018-05-18 19:26
Brazil Collee 
professional hltv user
2018-05-18 19:33
police officer crime department (currently in training) and loving it so far!
2018-05-19 01:05
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