was preparing some hot chillies and touched my eyes.
fell from the 2nd floor and snapped my hand in 90 degrees
Cloud 9 winning the major
#1 happened to me too
Dads are stupid
tbh my stomach (every week)
Someone had attempted to gouge out my eyes with a plastic fork. Thankfully he missed, but then went on to grab a knife and stabbed me several times in the forearm and chest.
This was in school, mind you... So the damage was only minimal, but I still had to go to hospital because of the bleeding.
Eyes migraine, first you can't see a shit and when it's over you feel dizzy and you have the worst type of headache, it's so intense and like pulsing
burnt my hand with boiling water
Broke one of the strongest bones on the human skeleton, the Femur.
fell off my couch and a 6 inch nail went straight through my knee and i smashed my face on the floor and knocked myself out, if my dad had'nt come in i would've probably bled to death
I don't think I experienced insane pain ever in my life.. I haven't even stepped on a lego not on purpose..
I think headaches is the most painful thing I ever had
(I have been bitten by a huge dog into a stomach.. blood was everywhere, over my all stomach but I didn't feel the pain.. same as I dropped on my teeth to the floor)
shot a firework on my face and got 3rd degree burns
-VP Astralis major final ;(
-Ran into the door while sprinting (I was chasing someone and they closed the door last second, no chance my friend) and dislocated my shoulder
-I jumped off the tree and hit my chin with a knee while I had a tongue between my teeth (luckily I only cut a small part)
toe fracture while playing FUCKING football
Got my adenoids removed without anesthesia.. I was shouting through the whole hospital
Broke my humerus bone (the long upper arm one) as a kid. The same day after coming from hospital i fell on stairs with said broken arm, that was even worse
Fractured my spine, 3 ribs, 2 chest bones and multiple injuries to organs in a fatal car crash. I still remember the feeling when they pulled me out of the car and laid me on the ground
1. dead of family members
2. pancreatic inflammation (?)
3. gettting shot in the leg
rehabilitation after lung surgery
i had appendicitis and threw my guts up before i went to the hospital, after the surgery i walked around like an old man because the wounds hurt.
Only had minor accidents, most painful moment I've had was probably when I had broken my arm and had to put my arm on a high table for an X-ray and keep it still even though I could hardly move my arm lol
Queing faceit soloq and getting 4 0.8 k/d players with 13-14 average kills in my team.
Probably when I had a cut in my eyeball.
Could not stand a tiny bit of light, looking at my phone, or using my lighter, i could not take the light. Intense pain through my whole head. Went to the doctor who then put some glue on my eyeball to make it heal. Said if I waited a bit longer I might've turned blind on one eye.
Also I've had a cyst/abcess near my ass, right on the tailbone to be precise. The abcess turned so big it was actually touching one of my nerves, so every 10 seconds I used to get an insane pain shock through my whole body and I was shaking so bad. This lasted for 3 days straight
I had an aortic dissection january last year. Felt immense upper back pain. Had a surgery april this year and everything went as planned and I'm currently recovering quite fast.
When I was 8 years old or so, I was performing a backflip into the pool. It was working out, until I somehow got distracted by my sister (which was not her fault at all). I jumped, and hit my head on the edge of the pool. The bleeding seemed to be fairly intense, and I almost passed out. Now, the painful part about this was when the wound on my head had to be cleansed with pure alcohol, without using any painkillers. It was burning like hell, but there‘s certainly worse pain than that.
Watching FaZe choke in finals
Get slamed into a face with a stick while playing hockey, now i have big scar next to my eyebrow.
i make pain to others only
Reading Brazilian Posts on this website.
Extremely stomach pain caused by a warm coca cola. Looked like 1000 needles was sticking through my belly.
I had a procedure to whiten my teeth a little bit after taking braces off... Dentist used some product that caused, how do I explain, an excruciating papercut-like pain inside some of my teeth that lasted for half an hour, more or less once every two minutes.
Broke my jaw which perforated my ear while playing rugby.
"i only like you as a friend"
1. My hand go relocated(comes from the second, more painful)
2. Breaking my hand
3. dunno, maybe when I hit my finger with a hammer
I cut the right side of my mouth open in a boat accident two years ago and I was using braces, so my lips stuck to it and I had to take 56 stitches (only 6 of them were external), including 3 without pain killers. Then I had ti be abiut 7 days without eating something solid which was also shit.
Had an operation on my jaw and when I woke up I couldn’t breathe. Threw up blood while gasping for air and in immense pain. Apparently my lungs collapsed from all the blood in them. All I remember is them putting me straight back to sleep. Woke up in intensive care with a morphine drip and a button to pump it in every 5 minutes.
Accidently slipped and then Fell with my left hand into the glass of a door.Cut through my tendon and injured my big artery+cut through another artery in my arm.My arm was fully healed after about 6 months.My grandpa luckily knew how to give me First aid so I didnt die cuz of the blood loose.
1. Breaking my little toe finger by hitting it hard into side of a door.
2. Were running in an old stadium and hit some kind of small hole and I got my foot ligaments fucked very hard, didn't break it tho but pain was insane.
3. There was some melted down snow on a polished marble plate or something similar to marble, but side edges were not polished. I slipped over that plate when I stepped on that and then I hit my leg onto that edge and ended up with about 4cm long and 3mm deep mark. 2 months passed now it still didn't heal up properly.
4. I was playing football with friends and tried to catch flying ball with my head and there was guy in front of me. I jumped over him, my legs got hit/stuck (idk how to call it) by him and then my trajectory changed into falling on the ground. I feel on my finger and it got slightly deformed. Ouch....
I've hit my head twice and had wounds that needed a simple surgeries(stitches) which left scars, got hit with a rock in the head, got hit by a bike in the jaw but it all was when I was younger and I can't recall anything except when I had something like an inflamed ear and I could barely sleep or do whatever without thinking about the pain. I've stepped on a nail a bit older still not in my teenage years but didn't feel any pain.
I broke my collarbone and that was fucked. Scar from the surgery is pretty cool tho, so im ok with that
1. two completely destroyed 6th teeths were painful as fuck and i had to wait 2 days for the dentist visit to remove them off, my Lord..
2. almost bloated appendix when i was like 12, i didn't know what the fuck is going on with me, 40C degrees, couldn't talk, eat, shit, pee, when the doctor went into my house and pressed the pain area i was about fainting lol
3. twisted adnexe like 3-4 years ago, my right ball was pretty big and it hurted like shit for some days, i thought the pain is totally random and will be gone soon, but i had to visit hospital, when they fixed it i couldn't walk like a normal person for a month because of the postoperative pain
hmm idk rly, broke my arm doing backflip and cut of half my finger with potato peeler XD but neither was really that bad to be honest, imo being kicked rly hard in the balls is one of the worst physical pain a man can experience, different from all other types of pain which are usually easier to cope with
NiP v Pride. NiP v F3 at Cologne, NiP v Vega
Jokes aside, the first night after I broke my arm was insanely painful
My dad sells garden stuff , so one day he came home and brought with him a chainsaw . I was 7 and I took it and used it to slice some wood , and I accidentaly sliced my brother's arm , he died , and my father kicked my ass , that was my worst painful experience
1. I snapped my elbow in half.
2. When I broke my arm another time I held it in a arms crossed motion... Had to put it on a xray table and bend my arm outwards.
a couple of hours before grandmothers funeral.
me and my brother sliding off a 2-story buildings roof with gliders into a big snow pile.
me being a little scared i slowed down the speed drastically and ended up landing on solid ice and concrete ass first.
My whole family including my sister died in a car crash that a attended and it left me alive with one foot
having sex with my uncle mr horse
Literally i have never been in such big pain as when the doctor had to drag out something from my ear that was stuck in ear wax, holy shit that hurt a lot, i was pretty small so i dont remember what it was
It’s funny, I broke both bones in my left arm just above the wrist when I was 13, but it wasn’t really painful as such; it was so painful my brain actually couldn’t cope with the pain so I didn’t feel very much. I spilt strong acid on myself in Chemistry when I was 16, and that was pretty painful. Thankfully I didn’t burn my balls off xD
got stabbed at lasertag once
CRT Television fell on my head from like 2 feet above, impact didn't hurt much but glass pieces everyone near my neck... Yeah....
Never been in any huge amounts of pain. Extreme discomfort on the other hand:
I had a severe sinus infection and a doctor (who was a trainee or some shit) had to puncture a needle through my cartilage to my sinuses and let the snot flow out. It's not painful but you can hear the cartilage crunching inside your head.
Migraines can be a huge pain in the ass, I get them constantly
Let's do it by steps:
1- i was ran over by a car when i was going to the school :)
2- it "just" my left leg broke, 2 bones, tibia and fibula :|
3-exposed fracture :\
4-risk of infection :(
5- i needed a skin graft
6- the docters maded the skin graft, from the skin of my thigh
all of this to explain:
8-now i have to make the curative to my thigh.
9- never passed out when i was ran over, but i just opened my eyes and I could not get up because of my leg, and i just stayed on the floor and the pain was so fucking high
10-but my worst pain i can remember, it was on curative on tight. if the 9 point is 9/10 the curative is 11/10. the pain was so high that I could not contain the cry and the scream. when they finished the curative, the nest few minutes it was like my soul, or like i was unconscious being conscious, its hard to explain.
its important to say, this all happened when i was 11 years old :)
Sprained my ankle while playing kickball (this was when i was still in elementary school at around second grade) i was bending my left ankle for a bit and it ended going too far and snapped a bit, could barely even walk.. (and yes im able to bend my ankle sideways/vertically if wearing shoes) edit: oh and theres was that time when i accidently cut the skin at the tip of my finger with scissors, bleeding and crying pain , took like weeks for the skin to heal. Although the cut is no longer visable now.
I have regular headaches, several times a week (probably some type of migraine). One time however, I had an unusually strong headache, the pain was so bad that I was physically unable to sit up because the pain forced me down.
One morning for some reason one of my testicles was swollen and hurting. When I sat down I accidentally sat on this testicle. The pain was so intense that I instantly vomited and fell to the floor. I literally cried for a couple of minutes, but it did go away quite quickly after that.
broke my tooth in the root and had painful root treatment
I was like 5-6 years old and my penis was just circumcised and it had stitches. I was playing with a swing and it swing straight to my penis and the stitches did rip and it hurt so bad. Idk if it is the worst pain cuz I was quite young and cant remember it too well anymore.
I have also fell while skiing. I jumped from the big kicker and did a trick where I did land backwards (flatspin 540) and my ski got stuck in the slush and I just fell and hit my head and hit my back too so that I couldnt breath for a moment. Then some blood came to my mouth when I coughed and I did get a little panic attack :D:DD
Jumping from 8-9m building
Am I the only person who hasnt almost died?
broken both knees after landing with my motocross;
blood infection which then progressed into a bone infection which was being treated for 1 years , i coudnt walk properly for 2-3 years my knees,legs were weak af ;
Falling down a cliff while snowboarding breaking 5 ribs, collar bone and puckering one of my lungs.
Getting a hay fork lased with ant-acid through my heel, burns like hell.
Getting severe nerve damage in both elbows and getting the feeling of electroshock consistently in both arms.
Needed to spit on a party with some friends in a balcony from 1st floor.
Ended up breaking my leg after a ridiculous fall (drunk)
I've cut my fucking leg with a broken glass bottle that I ran into. Don't try to make sense of it, to this day I still have no idea how that happened
spilled boiling oil into my hand by accident.
whilst leaving the shower, running into and kicking my stairs' handrail with my big toe with near full force (lol)
waiting for 2018 SK to win something
cant recall a whole lot but those really fkin hurt
Probably getting burned by liquor (a solution of sugar and syrup) as a result of being clumsy when taking a sample.
i've got a septum piercing, and one day i decided to stretch it. went from 2.5mm to 4mm in one day.
feeling the piercing canal ripping was pretty much the worst pain i have ever done to myself.
Dislocated my elbow playing football (american football, not soccer), in grade 6 at lunch time. Got tackled from behind by 3 fuckers and all their weight + mine + the momentum from falling directly on my elbow compressed it against my rib cage and the ground, ended up with a bad dislocation. My right elbow was literally over twice its normal width from the bone pressing outwards against my skin combined with the swelling (it was disgusting to look at). Was just searing pain, felt like my arm was on fire on the inside.
Took almost 6 months of rehab until I was able to extend my arm fully.. To this day that elbow joint still isn't the same, and never will be.
when a classmate threw a rock on my head
When i lost my pinky nail when i used some kind of saw machine. That shit hurted alot. I actually lost half of my nail, and had to rip off the other half bcuz it was so fucked
When I ran inside of my school and another kid hit my head with his face and one tooth got stuck lol.
Every time I'm losing like 15-8, come back to 15-14 and lose 16-14
I also had urinary infection, pissing blood, but no pain
Bang finger in car door i fainted several hours later because the pain was so intense.
Really bad knee injury: when it happened and after surgery when i was doing rehab the first few weeks were really bad.
When i was a kid and we were jumping over a pile of rocks and i landed right on it and my balls were sore for like a week and i got a huge bruise all over my groin.
When i was drunk and fell over with my moped and my shin hit the curb and i almost broke my leg but didnt notice it untill the next day how bad it really was when it swole up and i couldnt walk for like 5 days.
These are from the top of my head ive had many more unfortunately ;o
Propably when 15 kg doors just fell on my finger (on the leg)
Also when i was after eye surgery. Was so annoying pain inside my head and eye...
I just realised I'm having the safest life in existence. Not even a papercut lmfao
When i was a kid i went to a dentist to remove tooth, he injected a huge needle inside my gums which in itself is quite painful, and it didn't go well because at that time he was using a free anesthetic, then he attempted to extract the tooth and i felt everything, he tried to pull it out multiple times and i think i was about to pass out, after all that my mom decided to pay for a good anesthetic and it was pretty cheap, idk why not just pay for it at the first place.
I still to this day am scared of needles, but i've started to visit dentist regularly this year and it's fine now.
Sprained both ankles at the same time (when i was teenager).
Basically had to stay at home for the whole month, because i've barely could walk (the more you move your ankle, the more pain there was, so i was moving legs very very slow just to get from 1 room to another). At first i thought it was cool that i would miss school, but later on realised that it wasn't so "fun" and had to lay down on bed or sit on computer basically the whole time.
everytime i take a huge dump on the toilet, im in severe pain...
Nail through my foot when walking barefoot in the attic.
That's a bg right there
one time me and my dad were playing cricket in the garden and i slapped his ass by accident (not rly was cocky cause was getting so many runs) so he takes me back inside and says i must be punished, before i know it my pants are down and a huge rod is in my ass (cock) i couldnt take the pain so i started screaming "DADDY" at the top of my voice, let's say that really got him going and he just wouldn't stop telling me to shout it louder whilst hitting me on my butt cheeks and telling me "you like that dont you" we haven't had contact since
I was a passenger in a car accident when I was 14 years old and crushed 4 vertebrae in my spine, punctured and collapsed one lung and bruised the other, brain hemorrhaging in 3 spots, and a broken collar bone. I can still walk completely fine and people tell me that the only difference in my personality is that I get angrier quicker than I used to. Shit hurt so much that I can't really describe it. I was out of it for most of it thankfully and can't really remember much of it.
Head trauma. Years of pain.
Doctors had to pull my nail down. I wasnt in anesthesia.
had an ingrown nail which hurt like hell so i went to the hospital, they got a knife a dug in my toe around the nail without any anesthetics. that shit hurt so fucking much :D
mental pain is the worst
imagine the pain in depression when you need to kill yourself to stop that
That 2. how the fuck did you manage to do that
boken boner feelsreallybadman
having to carry my teammates, feelsbadman
fell off a 8 foot bike jump with my ballsack landing on my pedal
fell from the ladder on my head when I was like 5-6 years old
Sliced off the tip of my middle finger using a mandoline. Bled for hours and had to go to emergency room
Cloud 9 winning the major
when i rage quit i throw my fist into window
Stung by a poisonous fish while being sunburned.
a loose piece of metal from a rollercoaster cart ripped my lower leg open
i was sitting in front of a door like an idiot and someone opened the door and my fingers were left under the door
not seeing point of living
I'm still cheering for SK gaming...
Were held captive in a cave for 1 year, waterdrops dripping on same spot of my forehead ( tied up, couldn’t move)
Hole through my head now
door got stuck and the bomb outside my house blew up
Kidney stone was a hell of a pain
when i was a kid i ran down a hill with slippers. I fell chin first on a metal bench. I remember i looked at the mirror and i could see my cheekbone.
hot coffee (atleast 1 liter) was spilt on my whole leg and all the skin was torn away only letting the flesh show. yeah that was a nightmare and i dont even drink coffee. i had to wait atleast 6 months to wait for the recovery and i still have a lot of scars on my leg
i accidentally cut my dick off
Anesthesia in a tooth nerve, I shivered on the stretcher, the worst pain ever
once i decided to take a ride on old bike i found in my grandfather's garage and it didnt have brakes and i drove into back of small truck idk how to express myself it's called Żuk (type it in google) and my face was right at the back trunk side and i hit this with my face, and fell under the truck that was probably the worst pain i ever was in, after this accident my nose isnt straight anymore its fucking gey now
Watching liquid play astralis
My dad accidentally slammed the car trunk on my head
Was playing with a friend when we were 6 by hammering a nail on a piece of wood, don't know what happened but my hand went on the wood just as he swung the hammer and it hit me on the middle finger. My finger basically exploded and sprayed blood 5m away, the bones inside were completely crushed. Went to the hospital and they bandaged it up but the doctor didn't put a special cream on it and when my mom wanted to remove the bandages (needed to change them everyday), my skin was sticking to the bandage which ripped all my skin off
Can show pic of my fucked finger if you want proof
ear infection from dirty water
My wisdom teeth extraction took so long that 8 syringes were not enough. So I had to endure having the last hole being cleaned up and sewn without anesthesic while completely still and not making a grumble so that my dentist could properly finish the job
When it was finally over, I was so anxious and had so much adrenaline accumulated that it all bursted at once as I got off the chair in a blink of an eye and then had a panic attack.
That shit was not fun at all.
I fell backwards while snowboarding, reached out with my arm to just slow down the fall and my back literally crushed my arm under it :-)
one of my friends once got the tip of a screwdriver launched directly into his eye though, I think that was worse
broke my forearm in 3 spots playing footbal and getting the arm straighten by the doctor was the worst shit ever
fell off of a bike with sandals on, ripped my middle toenail clean off
also had a UTI that caused intense pain when I pissed, luckily it went away pretty fast
Watching fnatic ending theirs era..
Got CuSO4 in my eyes by accident when trying to make a substance in chemistry
Hit my head on the woodwork while playing soccer
Cutting the top part of my eyelid while playing soccer
Hitting my back against a tree while skiing
Watching Astralis lose 0 - 3 to FaZe on EM Sydney
I had a Tractor's (automatic) door shut on 3 of my fingers.
I'll remember that pain level for the rest of my life.
I accidently stepped with the side of my left foot while I was running this was so painful
I was getting a stye surgically removed, but the local anesthesia didn't go where it was supposed to go. So when they were cutting my eyelid open I felt everything. The worst part was when they were scraping my eyelid to get rid of the stye, worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I could barely breath because it hurt so much.
Compared to many people, nothing extraordinary, had one of my big toe displaced, had the bandage made far too tight and I couldn't sleep because of the pain.
Afaik the worst possible pain to feel is caused by the Gympie-Gympie. People can feel it for months or even years after contact and some even killed themselves because of it.
Well, I was 16 when I started my sexual life, and I was really fan of BDSM and hardcore porn stuff. Someday I wanted to try some pain during the sex, and I said to my girlfriend to bite the head as hard as she can (I was thinking it would be something painful, but pleasurable), and she was afraid of doing that and didn't want to, but I insisted and convinced her that it was my fetish and I wanted to try new things, and so she bited the head of my penis with all her strenght.
In that day I realized that's not how things work.
almost lost my left eye whilst swimming in a pool
Too high pain tolerance for anything to hurt really bad. Like I'll feel it for a couple of seconds then just get accustomed to it. I developed gangrene in my legs after I got them infected by prev. injury and I had 48+ appointments where they would cut open my legs and grind away infected or dead tissue/meat with like a dremel & other misc tools, and fill all the wounds with some shitty net etc. and the other hospital I visited just looked at me like it was unreal and told me that I was crazy when I told them I never used any drugs when they asked what I used to take at the other center.
when dentist removed my nerves, and he did'nt gave me any kind of painkiller before it..
I almosted have a earthattack, because i thinked fox vac
Getting knee hit into my balls.Hurts thinking about it.
Not to mention steping on a lego.That one sticks into my mind.
Not a big deal compared to many others I read here, the most memorable happened when I was at my countryside house on holidays. I was very young and liked to mess around with tools in the garage. So I tried to make a sword out of some wooden planks and shaved a huge strip of skin off my middle finger with a jack plane. This shit wouldn’t even really bleed, it was just wet and instantly caught wood shavings and dirt, so cleaning it was brutal. And the healing took like 4-5 months, finger cuts heal crazy long.
pain without being under or on medicine.... uhhh I've had a few concussions from ice hockey along with typical skateboarding incidents. Dislocated my thumb at a young age. Wouldn't really call it painful though just a nuisance sore/bruised feeling afterwards. Fell down garage steps and hit a metal toolbox on my cranium. Had to get 12 stitches inside, 12 out. Wouldn't call that painful either though, my skull was numb from the trauma so couldn't feel much of anything in that area. All I remember is my parents not trying to get me to look at it because it was gushing bloods.
Stung 5 times by honey bees on my thigh
And muscle breakdown in severe way!
torn one of my knee ligaments while playing football. I was screaming like a baby. couldn't play football again for a whole year.
got hit by a car, didnt hurt that bad, woke up the next day coudnt even move LUL a real battle to go take a piss
and I broke bones before and shit, but the day after car hit was worst pain I've ever felt
Watching Liquid vs Luminosity in the semfinals of MLG Columbus live
1) stepped on a nail but thanks to my quick reflexes which i got from cs:go i stopped before it could fully go through my leg, didnt hurt that much but i bleeded alot
2) there was a cart thingy on train tracks which our class boys pushed/pulled with girls on it, i was pulling it, unluckily the tracks were wet and as soon as we started running i slipped and fell and got hit by the cart, luckily for me i rolled out of the way before something more srs could happen, i was bleeding from my back, couldnt rest my back on bus seat etc, still have some wounds after like 3-4yrs =D
riding a bike without shoes and ripping all the toenails in a wall
went to hospital for appendicitis but we waited too long so it ruptured. It was so bad they needed to do a follow up surgery. During that surgery they tore my intestines apart and had to give me an ostomy bag. I got the ostomy reversed in ANOTHER surgery but it failed so for a week feces was pouring into my body cavity which required another surgery and another ostomy bag. I was in the ICU for a week after that surgery and couldnt move, was sweating profusely and in immense pain for that entire week. Hated every single second of it. Lots of painful side operations were done during those surgeries. I got it finally done and over with 2 years ago.
I broke my foot finger on the door, then I went to sea with bleeding slippers in the salt sea in Spain
in school at the lesson I cut my thumb in the middle of my finger and waited for my dad to come to school and take me to the hospital because the ambulance of russia is sucks. *fakeflagger*
so much blood but I like It
Had to have my gallbladder removed. I don't even eat fat things and somehow it was disfunctionnal and i had sediment agglomerating inside it.
I didn't know what the fuck was happening and though it was just stomach pain at first.
Then it increased and increased despite trying to take stuff to calm the pain. I waited too late for it to pass like a moron and was unable to call properly the emergency having taken a triple temesta dose wich did nothing. Hopefully my parents came to check on me and my father drove me to the hospital in a hurry ^^.
My life wasn't in real danger at all, but i was fucking lucky my parents came to visit.
Ho and my gallbladder must have not been working properly for years because once i got it removed it didn't even impact my digestion at all...
having my lung(s) collapse and sticking it out without going to the hospital. you cant breathe unless you lie on your back (somehow the lung(s) could get some air that way) lasts for about 1-2 weeks, and its somehow working again. happened 4 times before i went to the hospital. it was very painfull every time
am serious it is faze losing to c9 in boston
when i fell over a bridge of 5 meters to the floor.
i broke my 2 arms, two ribs and i broke all my left hand fingers
it was very painful and i stayed in the hostipal for a long time, now i cant lift lots of weight with both arms, or they can break again
Stepping on a nail that was standing straight up through a plank, heel first.
Or dislocating my shoulder the first time, felt like someone tore my arm off.
I fell of a footbridge, getting my whole shin cut by a screw.
I had very strong headache after drinking 1l vodka and i throw up very often
Now, after i watched 13 Reasons Why season 2 finale.
was cutting ghost chili peppers by hand.... washed my hands 3 times after, waited 2 hours to piss touched my penis and burned for hours......but my overall worst is stomach pains i get every 6 months which is atleast 10x worse than the time i stepped on a nail without shoes
Broke my thighbone in the middle with a butterfly fracture going into my kneecap on skis, flew over the crowbar of a bicycle like a superman from like 30km/h+ (too good breaks, not expecting such a stop in a situation where I had to break heavily.) hitting broken asphalt with small pebbles ontop and breaking a few fingers, getting chunks torn off from the middle of my palm) as a kid I took some powder from chillis drying in the sun and scrubbed into my eyes.. Didn't luckily lose eyesight. :P
A few other occasions, getting boiling oil on my hands and some minor cracks and fractures.. Also, slamming face first on a tree while airborne on skis etc.
Today after Switzerland lost again in the final against Sweden ):):):):):
Glass in mu feet couldn't take it out, now one believed me waiting two weeks for surgery. My childhood so awesome
Appendicitis, that shit had me crying on the floor
Jumped off a swing and landed head first on a wooden fence
2 fish got stuck in my anus vertically
was chilling in frontseat of the car with dad driving, behind us were plenty more cars, i leaned against the door and it wasnt fully closed so it opened and i was 0.1 seconds from falling out of a riding car face first into the concrete and other incomming cars, dad caught me on my hair with some insane reflexes, but my hand was dragging along the concrete tho xd was very young aswell
had pretty bad inner ear infection, cannot describe the pain of that. also more recently I had quite a severe inflammation in my sacroiliac joint.
Worst injury I've had was when I was riding my bmx and face planted pretty hard. Aside from being knocked out, I cut my lip open, chin and also smashed my front teeth. tbh don't remember that being that painful though, I think adrenaline helped.
dick hurting from excessive masturbation
I was attacked with a knife on the street, I got injured on 3 phalanges of my left hand. The nearest hospital was one of those mobile hospital trucks, and unfortunately they ran out of anesthesia so they had to suture my wounds without it
had a heart attack when i was 17, didnt know my chest could hurt that bad until then
when i got killed by a jumping lagging cz75
i had broken arm and not fully recovered, or something idk
and I went to the lake, took a boat and row for some long time
then we slep in a tent,
I woke up in the middle of the night with intence pain in my arm, like burning from the inside
something like teeth pain, but the teeth is your whole arm
When i couldn't eat anything for about 10 days bcus i had herpes in my throat
One that isn't that serious is that I had a ankle sprain and couldn't walk on it for over a month, whenever I accidentally put weight on it a pain would shoot through my whole body, sucked.
Another was when I was younger, I went to the beach with the family of my father's friend (we might as well be family, we are close) and the sun was really intense. My skin is extremely fair, and while I did apply sunscreen twice during the three hours, I still got a sunburn so bad that I had to go a medical clinic for treatment. I think it was because when we were heading back from the beach, we stopped at the store for groceries. Meanwhile, I am sandy, salty (both physically and mentally), and the sun is shining on me through the car window. I was in agony, and although I told them I was feeling very sick, they did not drive me home until after shopping, and it took them like 30 or so minutes, too. My skin as so irritated I got sores all over my body, which eventually burst and leaked pus. It was so bad that it burned all the freckles off my face, much like a chemical treatment would. I couldn't sleep, I didn't want to move. IT. SUCKED.
(and I'll probably develop skin cancer for it)
Last but not least is a reoccurring problem I have, although thank the heavens it hasn't happened recently. Sometimes, after masturbating, my urethra becomes inflamed (I think) and it feels like my penis is on fire. I think it is a combination of overly-lengthy sessions and the strength at which I piss after I'm done. After experiencing this at least enough times that I can't count on one hand, I have come to think that over-masturbation is not a direct cause, although it can increase chances of symptoms if combined with the two causes. It makes me feel like I have to pee so badly I can't even sleep. The only ways I have figured out how to make it disappear is to: sit on the toilet for hours, leaking piss until the pain clears; manage to fall asleep while maintaining an erection (I should note I don't feel any pain during this phenomenon while I have an erection); or masturbating AGAIN and hoping the pain is gone afterwards. The second way I've only managed once, and while I've done the third a few times, it seems hit or miss if done once. However, doing the third step TWICE, while difficult, makes the penis numb and allows for sleep. The first is painful too, but if I read a book or something I can pretty much ignore it. Really unluko when it happens.
watching Facebook stream ESL S7 finals
Toothpick under toenail and kick the wall as hard as possible
1. ate a habanero. I'm a weak ass motherfucker but low levels of spice are perfectly fine for me.
2. that feeling when your piss burns your wang because you've jerked it too much beforehand
thank fuck for adrenaline. made all my physical injuries mild as hell
Got hit by a car once. Couldn't walk for 2 days but that's about it
Probably being in the middle of a sea in the north of Sweden with the water being 4°C, body temperature went down to 26°C. But it was Only painful first 5 min then you couldnt feel anything =)
Edit: oh also being kicked in the balls didnt really rock
When I was little i rode my bike down the steep driveway and i hit something so i flipped and i fell face first and I was bleeding all over my face
I got this virus and my stomach hurted so fucking bad. I got to a hospital because of that. It hurted so bad, i couldn't stand and I puked many times.
Also when I was like 10yrs old, I got lost in a forest with skis and a 15-20kg backpack with me. And it was winter and -20c. I was lost for like 10 hours. Im a scout and we had to navigate to different points in the forest with our group. My hands were so cold I literally thought they will be amputated.
I got a nuss operation, they shoved a metal rod thingy inside my ribcage and broke it to reconstruct it. I can't ever explain the pain. I got sufentanil at the hospital, so I was basically as medicated as a terminally ill cancer patient. But it still hurt like a bitch for weeks.
Cut your finger because of a sheet... that is painfull !!!
Well, i pissed blood also... that very painfull too :( (drink water guys !!! drink water !!!!
How dafuq can I get hurt when I sit in front of the fucking PC IN A CHAIR THE WHOLE DAY LIKE HELLO??
The most painfull was my chemo ofc but cuz that's already a long time ago and boring to say it must be when i dropped my spoon i pot of boiling water and my reflex was to get it out again, but putting your hand completely in boiling water was not the best idea i had that day.
Fell through a patio window with my left palm, cut from the wrist to base of thumb, because the skin on your palm is quite tight, it ended up as it if you sort of popped a balloon, with the skins being pulled out to the sides leaving a sort of diamond shape of exposed muscle and a lot of blood. Took 24 stitches luckily NHS got me covered and had a cast for 6 months.
Had my head stiched in 6 or 7 ocasions during my childhood. Had a car accident that got me flying out the back window after the car fliped and landed on my face but probably the worst pain i've ever felt was when Portugal lost european championship final, against greece, in Lisbon. I walked for like 3h thinking about what had just happened. (True story, I walked like 20km)
I got kicked in the balls really hard (like bleeding n shit)
I watched boku no pico
Gf leaving me for my friend!! hardest thing in my life
capsular rupture in the thumb after falling from my Mountainbike
hurt like a motherfucker for days and was throbbing for a week and ahalf.
nerve inflammation at the jaw joint.. wasnt a lot of pain constantly but sometimes hit me like lightning.
First day on 3rd grade felt like my head was about to explode, worst head ache ever. Idk probably was growing pains.
i was young and runned down a road with my brother, slipped on a stone in full speed and it literally streamed blood all over my leg, i still have the scar on my leg
Fell down a roof landing on my back.
Slipped on a metal ramp landing on my knee, caused a deep meat wound
Failed a backflip on the trampoline landing on my neck, broke a rib. (This has happened twice xD)
Got hit in the head from behind full force by a 2m tall 120kg guy (because of a political discussion...)
Hit by a car while inlining (this was more shock than pain)
inguinal hernia repair under local anesthetic
the op is typically done under general but I was awake for the procedure (for medical reason I should't risk general unless 100% required). They injected local anesthetic 5 times into my groin and tussled around with my insides for 45 mins. I guess the tussling wasn't to painful but the oddest experience of my life, felt as though they were trying to pull the skin around the groin to my head. The nurses in recovery were shocked when I told them I had the OP under local :D Though, maybe failing to fit 10 long lines into my arm one evening was more painfuil rather than weird. Hard to compare.
Ruptured appendix worst thing ever
I saw somebody dab in May of 2018
Guy pushed me out down from 4m high and then I kneed my own jaw and bit off my own tongue, no one realised and I walked all the way to a first aid kit a mile away
survived, car didn't
me 1 - Audi 0
Although it didn't last very long and I still am not sure what caused it... I was sitting down in class one day and suddenly I just had a truly sharp pain erupt across my entire upper body to the point where I was just paralyzed by the pain, unable to move... I couldn't breathe, I couldn't speak, this lasted for about 2 minutes until it simply dwindled down into a milder form of the previously mentioned affliction, yet to have it happen again.
an abscess, the anesthesia didnt work so i felt all the pain to treat him
electric 900kg forklift crushed my foot
luckily no bone was broken, the maker of the safety shoes deserves 20 blowjobs every day.
without the shoes i would have multiple fractures it would have been pure horror
stepped on a lego
my sheep ran away when i tried to get sexual with it, now i just put its legs into my boots
i had periostitis after tooth extraction, no painkillers could help and that pain maintained for a week shit was crayy
Someone whipped a tennis ball at my dick in grade 6 when we were playing RA.
(Had it coming because I was in front of the wall)
Broke my clavicle playing handball
Got my teeth drilled at the dentist's. I don't know what it was about it but it felt like there was ice running inside my teeth and it just went on and on.
I have broken my shoulder but superior neural system made it so I felt no pain what so ever
when I had worms in my stomach but that is more like screwing with your mind instead but I couldn't sleep for over a week (some sleep but not much) I fell from a tree and couldn't move and I was alone, laid there for 8 hours and then my friend came lol
Had toothache very severe and had to remove that tooth by pulling it out
The whole thing from pain to removal was nightmare
Whole of my left cheek and head was numb and painful and felt like throbbing pain for 4 days
Got hit by a car while I was on my bicycle. I bumped up on the front of the car and then fell down again. Got my leg crushed between the car and my bike, which felt real good!
When I was 14 years old, I managed to run and hit a pole really hard, hitting my jaw. Shortly after, alot of blood came outside my mouth and I had to go a doctor.
Had a small fractures in few vertebras(?) in my back, still until this day dont know how they happened. They started to hurt in certain position and the pain was so bad that I fell down instantly. This happened while walking, skating, running or even standing. it was horrible.
Also tore all the ligaments on my knee. that shit was nasty.
Dislocated collarbone hurt like motherfucker aswell. fell awkwardly on the ice. just like i did with the knee.
Not the worst pain but definitely felt like I was dying was when I had 42*C fever. Got hospitalized for a week and lost alot of weight and shat my pants multiple times. Threw up everything I tried to eat, and was overall tripping major balls with all the medication the hospital gave me
bone realignment is worst, and i had a lot of painful things happen
I was stabbed between the ribs
Havent really had any painful physically, though i have broken 4 of my fingers and didnt feel any pain, i might have problems with feeling pain after getting hit aswell. Although the most painful this for me will always be getting my heart broken.. Propsing to your GF of 2,5years and 1 week later ur single.
Had a 13 x 10 mm stone in the kidney.
Passed out in pain when he was getting out.
Hah let's start!
> broken arm.
> smashed head with a brick.
> hit the sandstone in the eye.
> pneumonia - 5 days in a coma.
fucking life xD
Had 18 screws and 2 metal rods put in my spine. 1st day Being out of the hospital they couldn't get me my pain meds for a little bit so I had no pain meds with a foot and a half long scar and spine that had just been moved 60 degrees with no pain meds.
Last October I was rushed into hospital with emergency lights because of a meningitis.
To dertermine what kind of meningitis I suffered, they had to take out cerebrospinal fluid liquor off my back with a really huge canula. The doctor said I would not feel any kind of pain, because they numbed the area on my back, but it was the worst pain I ever felt. Then I had to sit like 2 or 3 minutes waiting for the liquor to drop out of m back.
I couldn‘t walk and had the most painful headache ever for a couple of weeks until my body reproduced the liquor which was missing from the drop.
Since, I‘m suffering from rheumatism, especially in my lower back (had a positive gene for rheumatism from my mom) and sometimes I have inflammations from rheumatism and this pain is soo sick, I can‘t even stand up or even move a bit until doctors come and give me an injection.
I dislocated both my shoulders, exact sams injuries: torn labrum, capsula was crushed into many pieces, torn ligaments. They had to relocate both shoulders with 3 anchors on each side (left shoulder 2012, right one 2014)
Felt no pain when they dislocated for whatever reason. Usually people say it really hurts.
Last June I tore my left meniscus and 90% of it was removed. Now, with 23 years, I can‘t even walk normaly and have strong pain, I can‘t even train my knees any more.
I was bodybuilding before with 110kg, full trained and low body fat.... RIP these times... now I weight like 80kg cos I lost 30kg on the meningitis.
My best friend fucked my crush
idk what happened then but my stomach went so fucking crazy i couldnt even walk from the pain
So after I shaved my balls I had this splendid idea of applying aftershave lotion with alcohol on it. That shit was so painful.
I was playing football on a website (Brazil, right) and I ran to the bottom line to receive a pass, and I fainted, I still do not remember what happened, and I woke up a few minutes later with a whole side of my Bleeding the face, It was horrible, in the mirror I thought I'd die, lol.
My relatives told me that I fell and scraped one side of my face in the field, made of stone and sand. A few weeks later I looked like the Ben Grimm of Fantastic Four, with my whole face full of bark
Breaking the arm was an incredible experience as well, supreme pain, similar to the worst possible toothache
Got my hand smashed in a car door. I was like 9 y/o and holy. That was something else in pain
In 7th grade, on PE class I cracked my right collar bone
We were practicing vaulting and my leg got stuck and fell down to the floor
Other than that, I remember nothing special, guess I'm just lucky
I was a kid sneaking out and then riding my bike out at like 2 a.m to swim in a nearby lake. I loved swimming under the bridges during the day and me being completely fearless and well, stupid, swam under a bridge at midnight. I couldn't see anything under the bridge but if I just kept swimming forward I would get out, just like all those times during the day. Now, these bridges were more or less made by amateurs because there was so much loose rope all under it. On my left foot, I felt something covering the upper part of it and I panicked and tried to swim forward faster but I just got pulled back - I had managed to tie a loose knot on my foot, underwater, without being able to see anything. My survival instincts kicked in and I panicked, trying to grab at my foot but there was an air-filled ''barrel'' to keep the bridge afloat in my way.
Just maybe ten seconds before I would start drowning an other-worldly sense of calm washed over me. I stopped panicking and realized what must've happened and started tugging my foot left and right to see where the knot gave the least or most resistance... I realized what I had to do. I twisted my body 360 degrees with my foot in a fixed position... breaking several bones and then another 180 the other way and the knot got loose enough for me to slip out. Because I screamed in agony I no longer had any air left and the race to the surface felt like an eternity... The feeling of joy and pleasure when I finally breathed air again will never be matched.
Sometimes the pain was so strong, I couldn’t even walk
+I nearly died when I was 1 y/o because of an illness (I don’t remeber much)
Testicular torison, google it and feel the pain just by reading it.
Thought i would die when it happend
I was about 10 years old when I fall off from my bike without a helmet. I pass out and lost both of my front teeth.
read instructions on how to install gtx 1070, instructions were unclear got my dick stuck in a light socket.
Shot 5 times with a shotgun by Sudanese kids when they stole my shoes
When I was about 9 or 10 I did a front flip on a trampoline and landed with my knees and upper body still tucked. One of my knees impacted my chin, at which time my mouth was open and my tongue was out. My teeth meet in the middle of my tongue and chipped. It put a small hole in my tongue and I was spitting out blood for about an hour.
Around 8 years old I was at a birthday party at an indoor skate park and I had brought my bike. I was sitting on my bike at the bottom of a half pipe when I lost my balance and fell over. I had my helmet on, but nearly all of the force from the impact went directly into my temple, which rendered the helmet ineffective. The fall itself didn't hurt, but I sustained a concussion, and a few minutes after the fall I had an incredibly painful headache, and I thought I was going to die. I almost did. I'm not sure if that was my first or second concussion.
Propolis Extract in my open wound. (like 100 time the alcohol pain)
Twisting and breaking my foot plus dislocating a joint. All 3 things happened nearly simultaneously, I wish I had passed out with pain but my brain decided not to! It was mid p.e. class, I'm young so I don't have many stories but that was definitely the most pain I've ever been...
When i was 7 years and ğëtting hit by a car in very fast speed
When i was 7 years and ğëtting hit by a car in very fast speed
1-I got hit in the nuts by a very fucking fast shot in a football match it last for like 5 mins but i legit thought about committing suicide
2-I broke my ankle in a football match :((
being heartbroken #neveragain
When i got drunk with my friends and on the way to a party my friend jumped with his back into a bush and told me to come join him, the drunk idiot i was i jumped face first into the bushes and got one of the (sticks?) from the bush stabbed in right above my eye. needless to say, my white shirt became red. :)
i got headache everyday :/
Getting raped by my grandmother
I got an HPV (vaccine) and reacted very poorly to it. All of my limbs' nerves started freaking out; it felt like millions of needles in my body. I eventually couldn't keep my head up straight and I swear I felt my soul leave my body.
when i was little i was playing basket ball with my dad he shot the ball and missed. I went for the rebound and the ball came straight down on my pinky finger ( the finger farthest from the thumb).
my finger was fractured and slightly bent to the left.
No joke, no lie. Broken penis. Please don't ask.
And I got fucked up by my knee injury (before I got to be a chubby, lazy nerd). ACL, MCL and damaged knee cartilage after being tackled by the fucking hulk (that was the nickname for the defender of a local football club). Pain was so bad that my body shut down. Woke up in the hospital, happy as a motherfucker that they put me on pain meds. Operation and rehab were hell.
probably at a dentist when part of my teeth that was to be removed broke during the operation and the dentist had a problem taking it out which resulted in fucking me up pretty damn good, anesthesia didn't seem to fully work on me even though it has been injected several times
i couldn't then eat and drink for days, talking was hard but i still managed to play 1.6 whole week then due to me not going to school because of it so it was kinda fun too in a way
another really painful thing is depression i would say - it fucked me up hard, i did some incredibly scary shit because of it which has now results in real life but has also taught me a lot but still the pain of regret of what has happened will accompany me till the end of my days so it's pretty painful too