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most pain you've ever been in?
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United Kingdom OBLewis 
1) Father slammed sliding car door onto my finger my accident 2) After preparing chillis for a long time for dinner, I touched my penis and was in agony for hours 3) Severe urine infection pissing blood Nothing REALLY painful though - i guess people out there have experienced much worse tell me
2018-05-20 13:41
was preparing some hot chillies and touched my eyes. fell from the 2nd floor and snapped my hand in 90 degrees
2018-05-20 13:43
#19
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I literally read this with my eyes watered and a hand over my mouth, wincing in pain... My complete condolences, friend.
2018-05-20 13:51
Watch some rekt threads you'll probably end up crying if that makes you wince xD
2018-05-20 14:07
#87
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well it was the hand rotating 90 degrees that did it... I've been in a lot of painful experiences, some even life-threatening-- but reading stuff like that still makes me wince. Reading the word "rekt" alone is enough fervour to induce cringe-induced wincing, the thread has already won. :D
2018-05-20 14:10
yay 3 brit replies in a row :D
2018-05-20 14:37
#142
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"God save the Queen... ... ..." -- That's all I know. :P
2018-05-20 14:40
wow this is the first time i've seen you acting jolly in a thread! please stay like this :D btw you're story is crazy! i have trouble with roadmen in my school but not the ones that actually stab people! hope you're ok btw my most painful experience was when my dad finished cooking with a hot pot and then he handed it to me and i didn't know it was burning hot so i touched under it to put it away with both hands and then i dropped it immediately because of the pain then it landed on my bare foot. i cringe when i remember that day lol
2018-05-20 14:42
#148
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"wow this is the first time i've seen you acting jolly in a thread! please stay like this :D" Ah... This makes me feel bad. How do I usually act? O.o Well it's one of many stories and hospital visits from my time in school, but I remember that one being one of the more painful ones. Yours looks pretty awful too... That must've stung like hell for ages, fingers crossed you didn't need skin grafts or anything that bad. The landing on the bare foot thing sounds REALLY painful given toes and all metatarsals are extremely fragile. Hope you're okay now, my friend. :D
2018-05-20 14:46
no offense but in mose threads i see you in, you act all uptight and stuff but now you're making jokes and stuff :DDD also, yeah it hurt badly but my skin was alright. i put burn gel on but it still stung for hours. i have a burn mark of mickey mouse (not even joking lol) on my hand. looks pretty cool :P
2018-05-20 14:49
#173
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"no offense but in mose threads i see you in, you act all uptight and stuff but now you're making jokes and stuff :DDD" Ah... well my apologies, friend. Good to see you're okay now though, friend. :)
2018-05-20 15:17
almost fully british thread smh
2018-05-20 23:37
#420
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Is that a bad thing? O.o
2018-05-20 23:59
#506
JW | 
United Kingdom bvipster 
Brexit is brexit
2018-05-21 08:30
#528
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United Kingdom Grenadr 
im here too
2018-05-21 13:59
#715
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United Kingdom galaxzy 
hi
2018-05-24 00:47
Jonty I wuv u bae
2018-05-21 19:38
#597
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Haha, thanks friend. <3 :) Have a good day. ^^
2018-05-21 19:41
I said "rekt" thread because thats what its called. You try so hard to sound literate yet your vocabulary is severely limited, try harder L.
2018-05-20 20:07
#421
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
The fact they are referred to as "rekt" is wince enough, thank you. Your conjecture aside, thank you for the reply. Have a good day.
2018-05-21 00:00
Nothing beats the agony of shitting an entire night with diarrhea and stomach pain
2018-05-23 19:28
#696
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I was born with "Chronic Constipation" and I've never been able to pass stools normally my entire life. Once diarrhoea set in, I'm actually glad because it's the only time I'll ever be able to pass stools normally; albeit uncomfortably, of course.
2018-05-23 20:45
#492
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United States ImFat 
+1 when I was really young I broke my wrist after falling like 7 meters after I fell out of a high up swing. My wrist was dangling from my arm, honestly traumatized me to this day. 8 can’t stand graphic images and videos I almost throw up when I see a broken bone.
2018-05-21 07:55
#596
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Oh god -- my eyes are watering reading this! I'd have fainted on the spot, friend... I applaud your courage and offer my utmost condolences for the experience you had.
2018-05-21 19:39
fuck me
2018-05-21 08:29
Cloud 9 winning the major
2018-05-20 13:43
haha +1
2018-05-20 14:00
Lmao
2018-05-20 14:01
#73
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United States ARKTYC 
should I go to hell because I like your pain?
2018-05-20 14:04
#78
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Given his pain was rhetorically tangible, I think you're fine. :D
2018-05-20 14:05
Made my day
2018-05-20 19:31
Why was that experiene painful to you? Were you expecting the millionaire team to win?
2018-05-20 20:00
I didn't really care who won as both teams are shit, but I would have rather EU won than NA.
2018-05-20 20:02
You shouldn't get attached to the country where the teams are from, my swiss friend. The history behind the teams and the effort, the race, are so much impressive to take into account.
2018-05-20 20:09
Nah fuck NA
2018-05-20 20:23
both teams are shit omegalul
2018-05-20 23:14
+1
2018-05-21 06:56
+1 horrible experience but at least we may be sure it wont happen for the next 10years
2018-05-21 08:23
#545
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Sweden Trkmag 
+1
2018-05-21 15:41
#5
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Japan AnimeMyLife^v^ 
#1 happened to me too Dads are stupid
2018-05-20 13:44
Then how stupid i am because i did it myself. Jesus - what a pain even the day after. Nail came off and a new one grow over 3 months.
2018-05-20 15:49
Me too the whole arm was in pain
2018-05-20 17:46
tbh my stomach (every week)
2018-05-20 13:44
i feel you
2018-05-20 14:50
crohn?
2018-05-20 17:06
#337
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Slovakia AdorrioN 
Crohn affects colon not stomach
2018-05-20 20:54
ur wrong, crohn can affect anything from mouth to ass
2018-05-20 22:16
#361
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Slovakia AdorrioN 
But in 90 % in colon and rectum
2018-05-20 22:16
Probably, sadly mine does not only affect my colon
2018-05-20 22:17
#364
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Slovakia AdorrioN 
You have affected stomach? I have it in colon but fortunately it's not that bad
2018-05-20 22:18
My stomach was burning, i couldn't eat because of that + ulcerations of the esophagus + other things i don't want to talk about here x) But now i'm fine thx to Remicade
2018-05-20 22:21
#374
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Slovakia AdorrioN 
Good, hope you are gonna be fine
2018-05-20 22:22
Yes it was almost 4 years ago and even if sometimes i'm feeling bad and i'm tired really fast i'm fine. What about u, are u suffering cause of it?
2018-05-20 22:24
#376
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Slovakia AdorrioN 
Fortunately I'm not so far, I was diagnosed a year ago. Just can't eat some kind of foods - coffee, raw milk, etc. After some medicaments I'm fine, can't do much sport, only light ones - cycling etc
2018-05-20 22:27
Alright hope ur gonna be fine, and don't forget : cigarette is the ennemy of crohn. What is cool with my crohn is that i can eat what i want :D
2018-05-20 22:48
#665
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Finland FinYuna 
+1
2018-05-23 07:58
#8
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Someone had attempted to gouge out my eyes with a plastic fork. Thankfully he missed, but then went on to grab a knife and stabbed me several times in the forearm and chest. This was in school, mind you... So the damage was only minimal, but I still had to go to hospital because of the bleeding.
2018-05-20 13:45
wtf
2018-05-20 13:47
#14
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You were expected a story about standing on a LEGO brick? xD
2018-05-20 13:47
nice english
2018-05-20 16:45
This is hltv. Who cares?? Respect Jonty.
2018-05-20 17:07
#227
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I meant "expecting", yeah. My apologies, but thank you for the correction. :) I shall do the same back and tell you "English" is a noun and therefore should be capitalised as such. Have a good day.
2018-05-20 17:32
Have a good day.
2018-05-20 18:33
Get_Rekt/Right?
2018-05-20 19:27
#391
TaZ | 
United Kingdom JAYZ303 
Not all nouns just 'proper nouns' should have the first letter capitalised.
2018-05-20 23:06
#12
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Twinaye 
Hello Jonty! someone really attempted to do that wtf? did u call the police? but also we havent spoke in a while how is things?
2018-05-20 13:47
#18
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Of course the police were called. I was bullied all of my life in school and the stories of numerous hospital visits would send jitters down your spine. Scarily enough, some of the bullies I used to go to school with are now in prison as I type... Very chilling knowing I went to school with these idiopathic psychopaths. There are more I can tell, but I remember this one being the most painful given I had a good bruise where the plastic fork had missed my eye. On another, more earthly note... xD I am good, thank you, friend! :) Always a pleasure to see you're still doing well, my friend. I think the last time we had spoken was during a topic where someone was accusing s1mple of cheating, or it could've been flusha... I +1'd your post about the topic being beyond benign. How are you? :) Hopefully very well? :D
2018-05-20 13:51
#21
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Twinaye 
Very well just going through the motions of life which is work and chilling on the weekends, hope to see you around more!:D
2018-05-20 13:52
#59
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Same to you, friend. :D It's good that life is treating you well. ^^ Always a pleasure to see you reply and to speak with you. :) Really good to see you're okay, man. Have a good day. <3
2018-05-20 14:01
I know right, its pretty unsettling. I'm only 17 and some people that I went to school with are already in prison (I left school less than a month ago)
2018-05-20 19:31
#415
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I'm 25, so the fact that you have people in prison from your school at that age is much more frightening.
2018-05-20 23:57
I'm lucky, I live in a good area. Just a few nut jobs.
2018-05-20 23:59
#423
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I'm truly terrified. :D
2018-05-21 00:00
Have a good day! :D
2018-05-21 00:14
fking chavs
2018-05-26 00:34
#16
suNny | 
United Kingdom Nerv3 
thank mr jonty
2018-05-20 13:47
#20
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Haha, good afternoon, friend. :D How are you? :)
2018-05-20 13:52
#23
suNny | 
United Kingdom Nerv3 
i am good my man! yourself?
2018-05-20 13:52
#54
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
All good, thank you. :D Good to see you're okay. :)
2018-05-20 14:00
what the hell what school was that
2018-05-20 13:53
#32
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
A number of about eleven different schools I went to, but the one where that incident occurred was Brookway, in Wythenshawe.
2018-05-20 13:54
Wythenshawe oof. I've heard nasty things about there
2018-05-20 14:16
#104
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Aye... Born and raised in Wythenshawe too. Worst experiences of my life, to be honest.
2018-05-20 14:17
Gateshead is alright tbh other than the occasional stabbing
2018-05-20 14:25
#127
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"other than the occasional stabbing" Sounds like a lovely place... (!) :P
2018-05-20 14:26
You shouldn't have fucked with people on hltv dude! You had it coming
2018-05-20 13:55
#40
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Why would the people of HLTV wish to gouge my eyes out with a plastic fork?
2018-05-20 13:57
I don't know, some people are psychotic. They'd like to see you and your family suffer because they think you're cheating in-game etc
2018-05-20 13:58
#51
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Eh? I know I'm not the most liked person on HLTV, but holy crap... O.o
2018-05-20 13:59
u're probably worse IRL, so, deserved
2018-05-20 14:34
#139
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I act exactly how I am on HLTV. If you do not like who I am, I apologise in advance to you. Have a good day.
2018-05-20 14:36
Because you're british! Tell me your address now! ok I dont have the balls to stab someone anyway, so you can leave
2018-05-21 16:06
#38
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Brazil Baitzera_BR 
wtf was he muslim? why did he stab you?
2018-05-20 13:56
#48
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No, he was English as far as I know. He was younger than I was and had lacerations on his face.
2018-05-20 13:59
wtf
2018-05-20 17:49
#248
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I assume he had troubles at home.
2018-05-20 18:06
i must say i feel sorry for you man, still remember your older stories about school bullying noone deserves to be treated like this
2018-05-20 18:10
#253
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
The NSFW topic? I believe I mentioned the stabbing and eye-gouging there also, butt the past is in the past. I mean some of the stories within this thread top mine thousandfold personally. However thank you for your post. :) Your kindness truly means a lot to me and I hope you never get treated like that ever.
2018-05-20 18:12
why would you even ask that fact is irrelevant
2018-05-20 23:57
What a surprise...
2018-05-20 13:59
#52
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Greeting, Bcko. Have you come to jest, or are you mourning over the loss of Dan M?
2018-05-20 14:00
What loss? Dan cheated in many of his videos, even said his friend is a coder who gave him the cheat. The cheat just got detected in the meantime, he hasn't even touched CS for months.
2018-05-20 14:02
#72
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
The loss of his baiting, cheating accusations, brainless army of zombified witch-hunters and his CS:GO now being checked out? You told me you were his best friend and, here's the clincher, that he was actually correct in some of his accusations. Tell me again, you said "5k" hours...?
2018-05-20 14:04
So by your logic, having someone on steam friendslist means he's my best friend? Him getting VAC banned literally has nothing to do with anything he says, nor will it change anything. He prooved his points, there is nothing else to say, no point in making more videos as obvious aimlocks on pro scene are almost non existent these days.
2018-05-20 14:06
#81
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"So by your logic, having someone on steam friendslist means he's my best friend?" You told me he was your "best friend". Quoted from your topics that were removed for obvious reasons. "Him getting VAC banned literally has nothing to do with anything he says, nor will it change anything." Really? A cheater claiming others are cheating to induce flame against professionals when he himself has been banned for cheating? I think that says a lot about you and Dan M in my opinion... "He prooved his points, there is nothing else to say, no point in making more videos as obvious aimlocks on pro scene are almost non existent these days." No he didn't. The fact you video evidence of five thousand hours into CS:GO, yet choose to believe in lies from a known baiter and cheater says more about your "credibility" than mine. There were never any "obvious aimlocks", just professionals playing a game you clearly do not understand very well. Not one person you accused of cheating has or ever will be cheating, I just hope Dan M being banned opened your eyes a little bit. Always a pleasure speaking to you. Have a good day.
2018-05-20 14:09
"You told me he was your "best friend". Quoted from your topics that were removed for obvious reasons. " What are you talking about haha, are you actually delusional enough to create made up stories in your mind to help you get through? "Really? A cheater claiming others are cheating to induce flame against professionals when he himself has been banned for cheating? I think that says a lot about you and Dan M in my opinion..." Like i said, he wasn't relevant as a player, he cheated in many of his videos to proove points and clearly let everyone know that. Your lack of experience and understanding of this game and your general delusion are 2 seperate things, i've realised this now. I am absolutely sure you cannot function normaly in real life and a part of me actually feels sorry for you.
2018-05-20 14:12
#101
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"What are you talking about haha, are you actually delusional enough to create made up stories in your mind to help you get through?" Unlike yourself, I do not lie. Sorry to tell you this. "Like i said, he wasn't relevant as a player, he cheated in many of his videos to proove points and clearly let everyone know that." Yet there are still people like you who claim he had validity in his videos. Pot, kettle, black? "Your lack of experience and understanding of this game and your general delusion are 2 seperate things, i've realised this now. I am absolutely sure you cannot function normaly in real life and a part of me actually feels sorry for you." Every video of every accusation you made was debunked, unproven of any cheats and elementary to explain. My hours come not from FACEIT, it comes from experience. Something you do not have given your videos. Try again.
2018-05-20 14:16
"Unlike yourself, I do not lie. Sorry to tell you this. " Yet you have been caught lying about not being able to access your faceit and then playing matches on said platform months later. "Every video of every accusation you made was debunked, unproven of any cheats and elementary to explain. My hours come not from FACEIT, it comes from experience. Something you do not have given your videos" Nothing was debunked, you simply gave your opinion on the subject, an irrelevant person with no proof of his hours/experience. Try again and try harder.
2018-05-20 14:18
#112
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"Yet you have been caught lying about not being able to access your faceit and then playing matches on said platform months later." I haven't lied once. You attempted to prove me wrong and failed. I couldn't access it for some time, but I remember the details and started to play again. I only play for fun and every single one of my gear is broken/shoddy, but I don't play enough to upgrade anymore given I stopped officially playing. To which, you already know this and choose not to believe. "Nothing was debunked, you simply gave your opinion on the subject, an irrelevant person with no proof of his hours/experience." There is no logical reason for a person claiming to have 5k hours into a game of CS:GO to be fooled by elementary CS:GO. If that fools you, that is your problem, not anyone else's. "Try again and try harder." I have nothing to try. You came, you saw, you failed. You replied to me attempting to start a flame-war, yet fell short on lies once again. Try and prove anything you state.
2018-05-20 14:21
Hahaha
2018-05-20 17:15
#228
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Laughing at me, or Bcko?
2018-05-20 17:32
Bcko, laughing about peoples pain is a no-go
2018-05-20 17:45
#241
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well he dislikes me because I consistently call him out on his ridiculous behaviour, to which he obviously cannot understand. I never dislikes bcko and still do not, it's just a shame he cannot act like a grownup. Have a good day, friend.
2018-05-20 17:47
Can't say that I'm surprised
2018-05-20 19:38
#417
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Why do you say?
2018-05-20 23:57
You're the biggest faggot of all of HLTV, no wonder you were bullied. Not saying you deserve it, but you're begging for it
2018-05-21 13:57
#570
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United States tediousmcgee 
r e k t
2018-05-21 17:20
#592
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well this is entirely your opinion, but being a ball of offal in gravy is in no way affiliated with schoolyard torture. Have a good day.
2018-05-21 19:35
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2018-05-21 08:24
lmao hahahahjahah
2018-05-21 08:23
#546
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Sweden Trkmag 
Jonty we feel your pain
2018-05-21 15:43
#594
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well other peoples stories are much worse, but instead of replying to them, they instead chose to reply to me. No idea why, otherwise I thank you greatly. :) Have a good day!
2018-05-21 19:36
#605
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Sweden Trkmag 
Because you are the inofficial HLTV president, our god and savior, and also top1 baiter
2018-05-21 20:19
#606
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You say these things like I have some idea as to why they're to be affiliated with somebody like me. xD I don't understand at all. I don't bait, I don't get involved with politics and "god/saviour" gives the wrong impression for HLTV, in my opinion.
2018-05-21 20:21
#607
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Sweden Trkmag 
Jonty, just accept that you are top1 in every way
2018-05-21 20:23
#610
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I'm way too modest to ever accept that, friend. Otherwise I am obligated to thank you from the bottom of my heart for simply thinking of me like so; though I have no idea as to why. :) How have you been, friend? I've not seen you for a while.
2018-05-21 20:24
#611
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Sweden Trkmag 
Always so humble, and I'm fine ty, hope to see NiP catch fire soon
2018-05-21 20:25
#612
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Good to know. Thank you. ^^ "hope to see NiP catch fire soon" Wait-- literally or figuratively?!
2018-05-21 20:28
#621
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Sweden Trkmag 
literally ofc
2018-05-21 20:45
That guy is a legend, I salute him.
2018-05-21 17:37
#593
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
You can find him in prison behind bars.
2018-05-21 19:36
Sadly can't find you in a grave.
2018-05-21 20:05
#602
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I am not in a grave, but the man who did this to me is now behind bars. I have no idea what for, but I can only assume the worst. Have a good day.
2018-05-21 20:06
The guy who tried to do that had autism?
2018-05-21 20:41
#645
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
No idea. We were in the cafeteria at the time. He had sat down next to me... I exchanged pleasantries with him and the rest ensued. Anger issues, psychopathy - I don't know.
2018-05-21 22:49
why the fuck would he do that bro? beat the shit outta him man
2018-05-21 21:33
#646
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I was on the floor bleeding and coughing up blood whilst the teachers set off the alarm and pried him away from me.
2018-05-21 22:50
bro you gotta fight back with ye fist
2018-05-22 07:02
circumcision.
2018-05-20 13:46
Weren't you too young to remember?
2018-05-20 14:00
I remember the pain after the circumsion like yesterday
2018-05-20 15:16
#237
shox | 
France kleps0 
SAME
2018-05-20 17:45
it did sting a lot during the surgery that's true
2018-05-20 14:02
Eyes migraine, first you can't see a shit and when it's over you feel dizzy and you have the worst type of headache, it's so intense and like pulsing
2018-05-20 13:46
i have something like this too. i think its called cluster headache
2018-05-20 14:02
thanks, I'm not into medicine terms
2018-05-20 14:03
i have that migraine too man i fucking hate it so bad, i have it like 1-3 times per week, if there is like an exam or some shit when i have that i always fail it. Cant sleep, cant do anything. Its connected with epilepsy so it makes even worse than it is normally. Teachers and parents have no idea about how big pain it is, and are always angry about me skipping lessons.
2018-05-20 22:55
I get these migraines too, probably get one every 3-4 months or so (not often thankfully). I can first tell its kicking in because my vision will go to shit and stuff will be obscured, won't be able to read properly.. Then my vision will get back to normal and it will be followed up by an agonizing migraine headache.
2018-05-20 17:00
#107
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Technically and medically, they say the worst pains any one person can feel are "cluster migraines" or "pregnancy pains".
2018-05-20 14:18
Yes I had cluster one when arround 10, its worse than anything Pain was so bad i started kicking everything arround me.. Eye migraine is very close, worst is you lose vision and get panic attack, after it pain starts, but codeine and ibrufen tablets help alot, also coffeine as preventive. So it isnt that scary like cluster one because its managable
2018-05-20 14:54
#176
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Yeah... I can only offer you my condolences, friend. Fingers crossed you don't experience like that ever again, or to that extent at least. I've had pretty bad migraines, but nowhere that level. One of my very close friends "Vatis" used to have the and still does. He cries in his pillow and locks himself in the room when he has one, but usually he can control them as he needs to find the trigger first.
2018-05-20 15:19
Im glad i only get them like once a year or 2 years
2018-05-20 16:02
#548
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Sweden Trkmag 
I have this too, and you lose control of arms and legs
2018-05-21 15:43
NaVi yesterday's game
2018-05-20 13:47
+1
2018-05-20 16:51
off topic: FNS destroyed kng. have a nice day
2018-05-21 03:01
#551
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Ukraine CISfan[Guy] 
+1
2018-05-21 15:55
burnt my hand with boiling water
2018-05-20 13:47
#279
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Israel Xpicyy 
Same, I had boiling noodles cup and I dropped on my left leg and atm no one was there to help
2018-05-20 19:19
#682
BigDog | 
Japan LiLeX 
ahh happened to me last week on my foot but was wearing thick socks didn’t hurt as much as it should
2018-05-23 20:00
Broke one of the strongest bones on the human skeleton, the Femur.
2018-05-20 13:48
#25
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
The skull and pelvis bones are the strongest, I believe... The femur is very thick, so it's indeed hard to actually snap/break. My condolences. :(
2018-05-20 13:53
That's why I wrote one of, not the strongest. But yes, that shit hurt. Thanks :)
2018-05-20 13:57
#46
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Not a problem. Fingers crossed (not arms), it's all good now. :D
2018-05-20 13:58
#274
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Albania Mamluku 
wow thats a great achievement xD, but really how did it happen
2018-05-20 19:08
Thank you :) #429
2018-05-21 00:11
HOW?
2018-05-20 22:54
Had my little brother on my back an slipped on the floor. The weight of my brother pushed me down pretty hard and my leg had no place to go because of a closet so it had to go another way, a way the bone isn't supposed to go.
2018-05-21 00:11
#22
Snax | 
United Kingdom LFXGaming 
fell off my couch and a 6 inch nail went straight through my knee and i smashed my face on the floor and knocked myself out, if my dad had'nt come in i would've probably bled to death
2018-05-20 13:52
#29
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
*winces with manly tears in eyes* Good god that must've been horrible?!
2018-05-20 13:53
#31
Snax | 
United Kingdom LFXGaming 
holy shit is that the real jonty *stabs himself* nope im just dreaming...hopefully
2018-05-20 13:54
#44
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
DUDE! You just told us about a six-inch nail going into your knee and now you're willingly stabbing yourself! Don't do it! You're a beautiful human being!! :D It's a pleasure to speak to you, friend. Regrettably though, at an unfortunate circumstance given the post I had read. :D
2018-05-20 13:58
#53
Snax | 
United Kingdom LFXGaming 
im stabbing myself to see if i am upon one of if not the only great legend of this earth...jonty!!!, it was a pleasure speking to you too my friend but im afraid my time has come... remember me.........
2018-05-20 14:00
#63
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
DON'T DO IT! Also I'm nobody special, but your reply warms the cockles of my dusty, ancient heart. :D It's an absolute pleasure too. :) Thank you. See you around on HLTV. :D
2018-05-20 14:02
#68
Snax | 
United Kingdom LFXGaming 
you're welcome my old friend, see you soon :DDD
2018-05-20 14:02
pissing out stones
2018-05-20 13:52
Aren't they small enough so that they can come out easily or it was when you first find out you have them?
2018-05-20 14:02
Well typically they use ultrasound to destroy the big stones into smaller pieces, but you still have to piss those out, and it's not a great feeling even if they're kinda small
2018-05-20 18:36
#86
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New Zealand Eauor 
im fucking terrified of this and they seem common :(
2018-05-20 14:10
I mean the 'good' thing is it doesnt take weeks or months, so it's over fairly quickly
2018-05-20 18:38
#26
HEN1 | 
Lithuania P1X3Late 
I don't think I experienced insane pain ever in my life.. I haven't even stepped on a lego not on purpose.. I think headaches is the most painful thing I ever had (I have been bitten by a huge dog into a stomach.. blood was everywhere, over my all stomach but I didn't feel the pain.. same as I dropped on my teeth to the floor)
2018-05-20 13:53
shot a firework on my face and got 3rd degree burns
2018-05-20 13:53
#35
NiKo | 
Austria Phil_1337 
USA
2018-05-20 13:55
facts... it was on july 4th
2018-05-20 13:56
Hope you're ok with no lasting damage, but I laughed when I read that sorry haha
2018-05-21 04:46
same, like wtf
2018-05-21 07:09
I dont have any lasting but It took 3 years for it to go away
2018-05-21 14:42
that's good, just don't play with fire anymore, it's not for you
2018-05-21 17:15
it wasnt my fault I worked at a firework store and the company incorrectly placed the gunpowder
2018-05-21 18:00
sue them
2018-05-21 21:05
yea sue them bro, that shit must have hurt
2018-05-21 21:37
The company payed for all of my hospital bills
2018-05-22 14:44
-VP Astralis major final ;( -Ran into the door while sprinting (I was chasing someone and they closed the door last second, no chance my friend) and dislocated my shoulder -I jumped off the tree and hit my chin with a knee while I had a tongue between my teeth (luckily I only cut a small part)
2018-05-20 13:54
#91
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New Zealand Eauor 
you may not believe me but I think I have seriously developed a serious, extremely mild form of PTSD after that VP Astralis final, it crushed my soul and I still haven't got over it. Whenever anybody mentions it or I see any clips from it I instantly become legit sad and depressed. :(
2018-05-20 14:13
get a life like wtf hahahaha
2018-05-20 17:38
get a real problem into your life
2018-05-21 17:16
toe fracture while playing FUCKING football
2018-05-20 13:54
#76
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Germany VeryNoGuy 
Me too man
2018-05-20 14:05
football is the best sport in the world
2018-05-21 21:37
Got my adenoids removed without anesthesia.. I was shouting through the whole hospital
2018-05-20 13:55
They were legitly torturing you. Any reason why they didn't use narcosis?
2018-05-20 14:10
It was a small town and a very poor hospital, they said it wouldn't take long and that many people had come through this.. I had no choice, I had troubled breathing I had to. I ran away one day but they returned me and there was ocean of blood and screams
2018-05-20 14:11
When I read such stories my stomach turns on 180 degrees. I once felt like almost collapsing because the story was pretty detailed and had to lay down and distract myself.
2018-05-20 14:17
I wouldn't expect this with such a name you found for yourself. It was very long ago and the most recent one was an itchy nerve on my finger.. anytime I would press on it, I would feel the agonizing pain... it was unbearable. One time for some silly reason, I decided to put my finger into very small hole that only finger would fit and when I started sliding it in.. the nerve got stacked right on the edge and I almost cried of pain, it was so burning.. I don't even want to remember it, it was terrible, felt like 10 nails beneath the fingertips
2018-05-20 14:22
#229
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Agree with post #85... What a harrowing experience to go through. :(
2018-05-20 17:33
I was on the brink of turning into a teenager so this memory won't stay for long and the feeling of pain is forever gone now ;)
2018-05-20 17:51
#246
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well that is a relief. :D
2018-05-20 18:04
#247
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Have a good day. :)
2018-05-20 18:04
#37
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Finland Emvi 
Broke my humerus bone (the long upper arm one) as a kid. The same day after coming from hospital i fell on stairs with said broken arm, that was even worse
2018-05-20 13:55
i had that bone broken too, but worst part was living with only left hand for several months and later recovery fucking few years without the gym because of that
2018-05-21 07:16
Fractured my spine, 3 ribs, 2 chest bones and multiple injuries to organs in a fatal car crash. I still remember the feeling when they pulled me out of the car and laid me on the ground
2018-05-20 13:57
so are u dead or how was the car crash fatal
2018-05-20 14:30
The guy in the other car died
2018-05-20 18:42
rip
2018-05-20 19:22
shit man, how many died?
2018-05-20 14:32
The guy in the other car died. He was drunk driving, speeding and swerving between lanes when he lost control of his car.
2018-05-20 18:50
#273
HEN1 | 
Lithuania P1X3Late 
can you walk? How bad for the injury?? I don't think in that case people feel the pain at the start? How long did it took for you to realize that it actually hurts..?
2018-05-20 19:07
I didn't get paralyzed, as there was no damage to the cord itself, just the bones. It was an unstable fracture though, so that meant I had to get surgery the day after, where they fused 8 screws into my back for stability. I was on my way home from a skiing trip, next year I will be skiing again:) And you are correct in that it didn't hurt instantly, as I was probably in a big adrenaline shock, but I couldn't really breathe. Everything was so hazy, and I don't really remember being carried out of the car, I just remember being put on the ground and that is when I experienced the most excruciating pain. That and the next 4 days were absolutely horrible.
2018-05-21 02:31
#43
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Brazil Baitzera_BR 
1. dead of family members 2. pancreatic inflammation (?) 3. gettting shot in the leg
2018-05-20 13:58
#92
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New Zealand Eauor 
#3, expected.
2018-05-20 14:13
#159
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
Lool
2018-05-20 14:57
LOL rekt
2018-05-20 17:01
Apply cold water on the burnt area
2018-05-20 19:33
#608
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Japan Vaginal 
drink water and change socks
2018-05-21 20:24
can confirm was the bullet
2018-05-20 22:15
#479
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United States gtmaniacmda 
was guy driving 2-man moped can confirm on confirm
2018-05-21 07:15
i laughed
2018-05-21 07:18
rehabilitation after lung surgery
2018-05-20 13:59
#56
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United States Powertitan 
i had appendicitis and threw my guts up before i went to the hospital, after the surgery i walked around like an old man because the wounds hurt.
2018-05-20 14:00
#163
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Germany ezpzlmnsqz 
The doctor told me I should stop walking like a pregnant lady and walk more
2018-05-20 15:02
Relax i get told that i walk like an old man with his back bent.
2018-05-20 15:17
#58
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Switzerland BottomFragger 
Only had minor accidents, most painful moment I've had was probably when I had broken my arm and had to put my arm on a high table for an X-ray and keep it still even though I could hardly move my arm lol
2018-05-20 14:00
yeah they are idiots
2018-05-21 07:23
Queing faceit soloq and getting 4 0.8 k/d players with 13-14 average kills in my team.
2018-05-20 14:01
#89
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
This isn't painful at all... :/ There are some general stories of endearment here, yet solo-queuing FACEIT is not what I'd consider one of them.
2018-05-20 14:12
i used to soloq faceit and got retards in every match and my kdr was 0.5, cuz of the retarded guys who dismoralled me cuz i'm a kid. in real mm i have 1.3 kdr (mg2)
2018-05-21 13:28
#62
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Belgium Donderinho 
Probably when I had a cut in my eyeball. Could not stand a tiny bit of light, looking at my phone, or using my lighter, i could not take the light. Intense pain through my whole head. Went to the doctor who then put some glue on my eyeball to make it heal. Said if I waited a bit longer I might've turned blind on one eye. Also I've had a cyst/abcess near my ass, right on the tailbone to be precise. The abcess turned so big it was actually touching one of my nerves, so every 10 seconds I used to get an insane pain shock through my whole body and I was shaking so bad. This lasted for 3 days straight
2018-05-20 14:03
#74
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Oh good god!! Why did I instinctively choose to read this?!
2018-05-20 14:05
#94
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New Zealand Eauor 
eye injuries are fucking scary, I hope I never have to experience something like that. You're a solider sir
2018-05-20 14:14
WutFace??
2018-05-20 15:18
I had an aortic dissection january last year. Felt immense upper back pain. Had a surgery april this year and everything went as planned and I'm currently recovering quite fast.
2018-05-20 14:03
When I was 8 years old or so, I was performing a backflip into the pool. It was working out, until I somehow got distracted by my sister (which was not her fault at all). I jumped, and hit my head on the edge of the pool. The bleeding seemed to be fairly intense, and I almost passed out. Now, the painful part about this was when the wound on my head had to be cleansed with pure alcohol, without using any painkillers. It was burning like hell, but there‘s certainly worse pain than that.
2018-05-20 14:07
#93
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Jesus Christ... My condolences, friend. I read this and pictured the entire thing in my mind. The alcohol would've indeed burned like hell, but it would've cleaned it. I harbour a guess to say you've a good ol' scar on the head now?
2018-05-20 14:14
Haha yeah, right on top of my head there‘s a really small speck of skin on which hair grows no more. Fortunately I‘m pretty tall, and I have a lot of hair, so It‘s not really significant. It‘s kinda funny though, It didn’t hurt that much when I fell onto my head, it was basically just like when you stand up and manage to bump your head into an open window. I was pretty shocked though. But when they cleaned my wound with said alcohol, I really had to restrain myself not to cry, which I somehow managed. They doctor even told me that I had endured it better than most adults, which really helped me in that moment. Ever since then I haven’t tried a single backflip, because I know that I got lucky not to have suffered a worse injury.
2018-05-20 14:25
#129
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
It experiences like these that make you appreciate life and those around you. :) You were very brave and fortunate even in an event like this, so it actually make me very happy to read of your experiences given the man you are now, who is incredible in every way. :D I suppose the initial "shock" of it all was definitely afterwards, yes. Like when you're about to fall down, but you only realise you've fell after you hit the ground -- everything else beforehand is a blur. For the record, I'd have been wailing like a child without candy in your situation... You're beyond courageous, friend. :)
2018-05-20 14:29
Wow, thank you so much for your kind words! <3 I completely agree with you, I think that experiences like these only make you stronger. It‘s incredibly helpful when you’re in a difficult situation, that is looking back and being able to tell yourself „I‘ve overcome ***, so I can overcome this problem as well“.
2018-05-20 14:36
send pic of sister to help me understand why you got distracted :/
2018-05-21 17:17
LOL :D I know it was a joke, but actually my sister just told me to perform the backflip one more time, and I probably did it too quickly because I was excited (no, not THAT sort of excited, jeez :D), so I guess I worded it poorly. Sorry to disappoint you \(^-^)/
2018-05-21 17:32
fok, better luck next time boris
2018-05-21 17:52
Yeah, you'll get them pics eventually, I believe in you! \(^-^)/
2018-05-21 18:17
#77
allu | 
Norway Jako3b 
Watching FaZe choke in finals
2018-05-20 14:05
#314
JW | 
Sweden osty17 
rip
2018-05-20 20:02
#82
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Czech Republic WhiteZz 
Get slamed into a face with a stick while playing hockey, now i have big scar next to my eyebrow.
2018-05-20 14:09
#97
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New Zealand Eauor 
:( rip sir
2018-05-20 14:15
Harry Potter?
2018-05-20 14:20
#184
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Czech Republic WhiteZz 
Nope it's not on my forehead :D And it's just straight scar.
2018-05-20 15:34
#83
SmithZz | 
Iraq NBGay 
i make pain to others only
2018-05-20 14:10
Reading Brazilian Posts on this website.
2018-05-20 14:10
#100
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Brazil Collee 
at least SK fans got stuck in 2017, not in 2010
2018-05-20 14:16
SIKE!
2018-05-20 14:19
yikes
2018-05-20 14:31
#95
Zero | 
Brazil Danxd22 
Extremely stomach pain caused by a warm coca cola. Looked like 1000 needles was sticking through my belly.
2018-05-20 14:22
#242
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Brazil Collee 
wtf
2018-05-20 17:48
#271
Zero | 
Brazil Danxd22 
Hahaha, many gases. Terrible pain!
2018-05-20 19:01
#291
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Brazil Collee 
Yeah I read "worm" coca cola. Thought it hard worms inside or something. Now I saw it was warm
2018-05-20 19:34
#312
Zero | 
Brazil Danxd22 
LOL
2018-05-20 20:01
u sure that was cola? the fuck lol
2018-05-21 03:05
#468
Zero | 
Brazil Danxd22 
Yes, it was. I just couldn't burp or fart. Stuck gases that caused a lot of pain. Only simeticone solved my problem.
2018-05-21 03:17
#96
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Brazil Collee 
depression
2018-05-20 14:15
#118
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Brazil Baitzera_BR 
+1
2018-05-20 14:23
+1
2018-05-20 17:03
Yes hard being a SK fan in 2018
2018-05-20 22:20
#400
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Brazil Collee 
hahah I really wish I had depression for 5~6 months only tho
2018-05-20 23:28
#372
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Argentina FabriConti 
+1
2018-05-20 22:21
+1
2018-05-20 23:14
I had a procedure to whiten my teeth a little bit after taking braces off... Dentist used some product that caused, how do I explain, an excruciating papercut-like pain inside some of my teeth that lasted for half an hour, more or less once every two minutes.
2018-05-20 14:16
Broke my jaw which perforated my ear while playing rugby.
2018-05-20 14:16
#108
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Romania Anonym20 
"i only like you as a friend"
2018-05-20 14:19
That hurts af.
2018-05-20 17:03
#218
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Yugoslavia blizaardy 
Awwww +1111
2018-05-20 17:15
this is fucking true, feel you bro(((
2018-05-20 18:32
#295
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Iceland Fridd 
I feel ya.. Experienced this last week..
2018-05-20 19:36
#321
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
fak you made me remember i have severe ptsd from this
2018-05-20 20:19
men play with dick, woman play with mens hearts(((
2018-05-21 17:13
#111
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Hungary Rollie 
1. My hand go relocated(comes from the second, more painful) 2. Breaking my hand 3. dunno, maybe when I hit my finger with a hammer
2018-05-20 14:21
#113
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Brazil leogmg 
I cut the right side of my mouth open in a boat accident two years ago and I was using braces, so my lips stuck to it and I had to take 56 stitches (only 6 of them were external), including 3 without pain killers. Then I had ti be abiut 7 days without eating something solid which was also shit.
2018-05-20 14:21
#115
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Australia enspia 
Had an operation on my jaw and when I woke up I couldn’t breathe. Threw up blood while gasping for air and in immense pain. Apparently my lungs collapsed from all the blood in them. All I remember is them putting me straight back to sleep. Woke up in intensive care with a morphine drip and a button to pump it in every 5 minutes.
2018-05-20 14:22
#119
Zero | 
Brazil Danxd22 
wtf dude. Terrible history.
2018-05-20 14:23
im crying
2018-05-20 18:12
#322
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
im crying
2018-05-20 20:19
Dude, that morphine pump was so wonderful when I was in intensive care. But when they tried to ween me off it I almost cried as the pain was so bad:(
2018-05-21 02:35
thats fucked
2018-05-21 03:04
#509
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Wow thats horrifying
2018-05-21 08:35
#116
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Germany VeryNoGuy 
Accidently slipped and then Fell with my left hand into the glass of a door.Cut through my tendon and injured my big artery+cut through another artery in my arm.My arm was fully healed after about 6 months.My grandpa luckily knew how to give me First aid so I didnt die cuz of the blood loose.
2018-05-20 14:23
#117
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Netherlands stevelul 
Eleague boston major
2018-05-20 14:22
1. Breaking my little toe finger by hitting it hard into side of a door. 2. Were running in an old stadium and hit some kind of small hole and I got my foot ligaments fucked very hard, didn't break it tho but pain was insane. 3. There was some melted down snow on a polished marble plate or something similar to marble, but side edges were not polished. I slipped over that plate when I stepped on that and then I hit my leg onto that edge and ended up with about 4cm long and 3mm deep mark. 2 months passed now it still didn't heal up properly. 4. I was playing football with friends and tried to catch flying ball with my head and there was guy in front of me. I jumped over him, my legs got hit/stuck (idk how to call it) by him and then my trajectory changed into falling on the ground. I feel on my finger and it got slightly deformed. Ouch....
2018-05-20 14:32
#315
JW | 
Sweden osty17 
"little toe finger" ???
2018-05-20 20:05
Im so retarded that I added finger while I was writing this xdd
2018-05-20 20:33
axaxaxaaxaxaxxa
2018-05-21 13:32
I've hit my head twice and had wounds that needed a simple surgeries(stitches) which left scars, got hit with a rock in the head, got hit by a bike in the jaw but it all was when I was younger and I can't recall anything except when I had something like an inflamed ear and I could barely sleep or do whatever without thinking about the pain. I've stepped on a nail a bit older still not in my teenage years but didn't feel any pain.
2018-05-20 14:29
#122
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Finland whiskey_csgo 
I broke my collarbone and that was fucked. Scar from the surgery is pretty cool tho, so im ok with that
2018-05-20 14:25
#125
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
1. two completely destroyed 6th teeths were painful as fuck and i had to wait 2 days for the dentist visit to remove them off, my Lord.. 2. almost bloated appendix when i was like 12, i didn't know what the fuck is going on with me, 40C degrees, couldn't talk, eat, shit, pee, when the doctor went into my house and pressed the pain area i was about fainting lol 3. twisted adnexe like 3-4 years ago, my right ball was pretty big and it hurted like shit for some days, i thought the pain is totally random and will be gone soon, but i had to visit hospital, when they fixed it i couldn't walk like a normal person for a month because of the postoperative pain
2018-05-20 14:25
haha 3. you mean twisted pelvis ? how
2018-05-21 07:55
#539
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
idk
2018-05-21 15:14
hmm idk rly, broke my arm doing backflip and cut of half my finger with potato peeler XD but neither was really that bad to be honest, imo being kicked rly hard in the balls is one of the worst physical pain a man can experience, different from all other types of pain which are usually easier to cope with
2018-05-20 14:26
also passed out on a ferry super drunk nad hit my head in this metal edge, had a 15cm hole in my entire head lol but was too drunk to even care, woke up next day with immense pain but was too late to do stiches so just had to let it heal naturally, every time i showered for 2 weeks blood ran from my head X)
2018-05-20 14:45
Do you know what '15cm' are?
2018-05-21 00:16
Its like 2/3 of an head. No way it was 15 cm.
2018-05-21 02:09
ikr
2018-05-21 14:20
yup probably overestimated a bit then im kinda bad with guessing lengths like that, probably more like 5-10 cm but it goes almost over the entire back of my head
2018-05-21 16:06
yeah my bad maybe overestimated, scar is on the back of my head so can't really see it but it's pretty big maybe more like 5-10cm i guess
2018-05-21 16:03
well, the problem I had was, that you said 'had a 15cm hole in my entire head' hole =/= scar or so, hole sounds like, something went through your head or brain or so, but still, 15cm is quiet a lot
2018-05-21 16:13
#128
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Russia Nikosimus 
NiP v Pride. NiP v F3 at Cologne, NiP v Vega Jokes aside, the first night after I broke my arm was insanely painful
2018-05-20 14:28
My dad sells garden stuff , so one day he came home and brought with him a chainsaw . I was 7 and I took it and used it to slice some wood , and I accidentaly sliced my brother's arm , he died , and my father kicked my ass , that was my worst painful experience
2018-05-20 14:30
#145
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Romania Anonym20 
WTF, is that true?
2018-05-20 14:44
Its just a prank bro , he did not die
2018-05-20 14:53
#179
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Europe EUR0PE 
But his arm I guess
2018-05-20 15:25
He got 3 so no big deal
2018-05-20 20:41
Rofl xD
2018-05-20 22:09
WTF
2018-05-20 14:51
emotional pain
2018-05-20 14:32
+2913783217
2018-05-20 17:03
1. I snapped my elbow in half. 2. When I broke my arm another time I held it in a arms crossed motion... Had to put it on a xray table and bend my arm outwards.
2018-05-20 14:33
i had broken arm, i was shocked and horrified but didn't feel much pain - or at least i don't connect it with that in my memory imo depression is more painful than that
2018-05-20 19:41
0/8 depression is NOT painful
2018-05-20 22:09
then why do you want to kill yourself to end suffering?
2018-05-20 23:16
Suffering doesnt mean pain. U eant to end the sadness , loneless , darkness etc
2018-05-21 13:19
well it's not like typical physical pain, but psychological and hopelessness
2018-05-21 17:19
Was your elbow snapped in half with your arm dangling?
2018-05-21 05:55
yeah above the elbow, arm bone basically not able to move right hand, only fingers
2018-05-21 06:52
Herniated Disc
2018-05-20 14:36
a couple of hours before grandmothers funeral. me and my brother sliding off a 2-story buildings roof with gliders into a big snow pile. me being a little scared i slowed down the speed drastically and ended up landing on solid ice and concrete ass first.
2018-05-20 14:38
lol expected from finland
2018-05-21 08:40
My whole family including my sister died in a car crash that a attended and it left me alive with one foot
2018-05-20 14:42
rly? that's so sad man :(
2018-05-20 14:46
BibleThump
2018-05-20 17:07
oh,that's horrible :(
2018-05-20 17:34
#324
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
stay strong brother.
2018-05-20 20:22
Thanks bro
2018-05-21 21:31
FeelsSadMan
2018-05-21 00:10
Shit, I'm sorry dude, that really sucks. Keep kicking though, life can still be wonderful if you let it
2018-05-21 02:38
just shut up, man ...
2018-05-21 06:53
inb4 this is a bait
2018-05-21 17:07
Keep it up bro <3
2018-05-21 17:38
Thanks bro i am trying to :'(
2018-05-21 21:30
having sex with my uncle mr horse
2018-05-20 14:51
#160
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Norway JorgyZ 
Literally i have never been in such big pain as when the doctor had to drag out something from my ear that was stuck in ear wax, holy shit that hurt a lot, i was pretty small so i dont remember what it was
2018-05-20 14:58
#162
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Norway JorgyZ 
Other than that, probably that time i slid on ice and hit my head into a steel beam so hard that i bled and needed stitches
2018-05-20 15:01
It’s funny, I broke both bones in my left arm just above the wrist when I was 13, but it wasn’t really painful as such; it was so painful my brain actually couldn’t cope with the pain so I didn’t feel very much. I spilt strong acid on myself in Chemistry when I was 16, and that was pretty painful. Thankfully I didn’t burn my balls off xD
2018-05-20 15:00
got stabbed at lasertag once
2018-05-20 15:03
i feel bad for recognizing this
2018-05-20 17:27
#318
JW | 
Sweden osty17 
what
2018-05-20 20:08
CRT Television fell on my head from like 2 feet above, impact didn't hurt much but glass pieces everyone near my neck... Yeah....
2018-05-20 15:08
dogs death
2018-05-20 15:09
#167
shox | 
France kleps0 
Getting circumcised
2018-05-20 15:10
#543
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
how it was when u woke up?
2018-05-21 15:21
#650
shox | 
France kleps0 
Oh hell I remember that I couldn't walk for a week and couldn't pee proprly for a month
2018-05-22 00:28
#168
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Europe porrasm 
Never been in any huge amounts of pain. Extreme discomfort on the other hand: I had a severe sinus infection and a doctor (who was a trainee or some shit) had to puncture a needle through my cartilage to my sinuses and let the snot flow out. It's not painful but you can hear the cartilage crunching inside your head. Migraines can be a huge pain in the ass, I get them constantly
2018-05-20 15:10
lol i read that as “severe anus infection”
2018-05-21 17:05
#667
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Europe porrasm 
funniest thing ive read this week hands down
2018-05-23 13:02
Let's do it by steps: 1- i was ran over by a car when i was going to the school :) 2- it "just" my left leg broke, 2 bones, tibia and fibula :| 3-exposed fracture :\ 4-risk of infection :( 5- i needed a skin graft 6- the docters maded the skin graft, from the skin of my thigh all of this to explain: 8-now i have to make the curative to my thigh. 9- never passed out when i was ran over, but i just opened my eyes and I could not get up because of my leg, and i just stayed on the floor and the pain was so fucking high 10-but my worst pain i can remember, it was on curative on tight. if the 9 point is 9/10 the curative is 11/10. the pain was so high that I could not contain the cry and the scream. when they finished the curative, the nest few minutes it was like my soul, or like i was unconscious being conscious, its hard to explain. its important to say, this all happened when i was 11 years old :)
2018-05-20 15:13
#183
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Denmark shinex 
oh dude u must be so unlucky unluko maluco
2018-05-20 15:29
Sprained my ankle while playing kickball (this was when i was still in elementary school at around second grade) i was bending my left ankle for a bit and it ended going too far and snapped a bit, could barely even walk.. (and yes im able to bend my ankle sideways/vertically if wearing shoes) edit: oh and theres was that time when i accidently cut the skin at the tip of my finger with scissors, bleeding and crying pain , took like weeks for the skin to heal. Although the cut is no longer visable now.
2018-05-20 15:21
#171
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Finland petemeister 
I have regular headaches, several times a week (probably some type of migraine). One time however, I had an unusually strong headache, the pain was so bad that I was physically unable to sit up because the pain forced me down. One morning for some reason one of my testicles was swollen and hurting. When I sat down I accidentally sat on this testicle. The pain was so intense that I instantly vomited and fell to the floor. I literally cried for a couple of minutes, but it did go away quite quickly after that.
2018-05-20 15:15
broke my tooth in the root and had painful root treatment
2018-05-20 15:20
#181
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
Man I just remembered I have this same shit :D:DD The treatment was painful as fuck. I jumped backflip to swimming pool and hit my face to the edge of the pool, rip teeth.
2018-05-20 15:27
my accident was when i was around 7. i did a snowball fight with friends. i tried to dodge a snow ball and turned around while going to squat ( with head forward ) and hit my tooth on a bicycle stand. i had bad luck that my height in that age was perfectly to hit this shit with my tooth like this google.de/search?q=fahrradst%C3%A4nder+s.. did you found ur tooth after the acident? i found mine and then they stick my broken tooth to the rest with a glue. they said when im 21 years and my pine is fully grown i can treat my tooth and get a synthetic tooth. im 19 now
2018-05-20 16:04
#191
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
Bad luck bro :( My tooth never got lost but it died and that's why I had to do the treatment. I still have the died tooth in my mouth and I guess it will be there forever unless I do something shit like we have done again :DD::D
2018-05-20 16:16
i thought if the tooth is dead you have to change it with a synthetic one
2018-05-20 16:37
#197
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
but my tooth never got out of my mouth and its still there, it just died so I dont need synthetic one because I'm fine with this one I have
2018-05-20 16:43
Yo, need your help. I kinda have the same problem but its worse. A year ago (11 months) i was fighting with a friend (for fun), no boxing just grabing and body slammin and headlocks. He accidentally gave me a headbut, ( I was going foward and he aswell and bam!) I lost almost all my tooth bone, but the nerve was still alive and rest of tooth was good, just boneloss. Its the 1 of front tooth, the problem is i wear braces, already a year and half with braces, i have a tooth gap on the front. 10months ago i did A X-ray and the tooth was still alive 5 months ago i did A X-ray and the tooth was still alive Idk about now but my question is. Wath if the tooth falls out? How am i supposed to cover my tooth gap? For me it's not a big deal or problem to get a dental implant, but implants don't work with braces, I mean the tooth wont move...
2018-05-25 19:02
#729
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
I had braces at that time too and I didnt think it like that at all. I guess it doesnt matter if the tooth is still there and it has the roots so it should move with your other teeth. If it somehow does fall off so I guess it should not be big of a deal to take an implant and the implant can have the roots too and it can be attached to your upper jaw. Im not an expert but if I'd be you I wouldnt worry :)
2018-05-26 00:17
#327
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
painful root treatment? Not expected from Germany. You from a small area?
2018-05-20 20:25
Its a small city but no village , why?
2018-05-20 21:29
#730
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
They do take out the nerves of the tooth so its painful as fuck no matter where you live :D
2018-05-26 00:18
#731
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
Anesthesia? Not able to reach or smth?
2018-05-26 00:21
watching ENCE games
2018-05-20 15:23
#180
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
I was like 5-6 years old and my penis was just circumcised and it had stitches. I was playing with a swing and it swing straight to my penis and the stitches did rip and it hurt so bad. Idk if it is the worst pain cuz I was quite young and cant remember it too well anymore. I have also fell while skiing. I jumped from the big kicker and did a trick where I did land backwards (flatspin 540) and my ski got stuck in the slush and I just fell and hit my head and hit my back too so that I couldnt breath for a moment. Then some blood came to my mouth when I coughed and I did get a little panic attack :D:DD
2018-05-20 15:26
#215
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Finland $uck 
Why the fuck u got circumcised?
2018-05-20 17:11
#330
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
I'm not jew at least :D for medical reasons.
2018-05-20 20:28
#425
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Finland Ingested 
why not? you want that nasty extra skin taking up your whole mushroomhead? chicks don’t like it dude
2018-05-21 00:02
#182
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Denmark shinex 
Jumping from 8-9m building
2018-05-20 15:28
kie willis?
2018-05-20 23:00
Am I the only person who hasnt almost died?
2018-05-20 15:42
#232
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Probably not, but it's amazingly morbid AND outright terrifying at the same time when you read other peoples life struggles. I read and I just want to hug them all.
2018-05-20 17:36
#278
HEN1 | 
Lithuania P1X3Late 
I'm not leaving me house, so you are not alone boi
2018-05-20 19:16
#187
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Israel Aaron_btc 
broken both knees after landing with my motocross; blood infection which then progressed into a bone infection which was being treated for 1 years , i coudnt walk properly for 2-3 years my knees,legs were weak af ;
2018-05-20 15:58
#188
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Poland mmsucks 
Watching astralis play
2018-05-20 15:59
#192
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Norway BBonden 
Falling down a cliff while snowboarding breaking 5 ribs, collar bone and puckering one of my lungs. Getting a hay fork lased with ant-acid through my heel, burns like hell. Getting severe nerve damage in both elbows and getting the feeling of electroshock consistently in both arms.
2018-05-20 16:17
This is rough wtf
2018-05-20 17:13
#193
s1mple | 
Belgium wiikz 
Needed to spit on a party with some friends in a balcony from 1st floor. Ended up breaking my leg after a ridiculous fall (drunk)
2018-05-20 16:20
I've cut my fucking leg with a broken glass bottle that I ran into. Don't try to make sense of it, to this day I still have no idea how that happened
2018-05-20 16:20
spilled boiling oil into my hand by accident. whilst leaving the shower, running into and kicking my stairs' handrail with my big toe with near full force (lol) waiting for 2018 SK to win something cant recall a whole lot but those really fkin hurt
2018-05-20 16:42
#199
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Germany slyyf 
Probably getting burned by liquor (a solution of sugar and syrup) as a result of being clumsy when taking a sample.
2018-05-20 16:47
#527
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
Neojebavaj
2018-05-21 13:57
#550
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Germany slyyf 
Neojebavam
2018-05-21 15:45
#670
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
kk then
2018-05-23 19:10
#671
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Germany slyyf 
kk
2018-05-23 19:10
i've got a septum piercing, and one day i decided to stretch it. went from 2.5mm to 4mm in one day. feeling the piercing canal ripping was pretty much the worst pain i have ever done to myself.
2018-05-20 16:47
exorcism
2018-05-20 16:49
Lol
2018-05-21 13:53
Dislocated my elbow playing football (american football, not soccer), in grade 6 at lunch time. Got tackled from behind by 3 fuckers and all their weight + mine + the momentum from falling directly on my elbow compressed it against my rib cage and the ground, ended up with a bad dislocation. My right elbow was literally over twice its normal width from the bone pressing outwards against my skin combined with the swelling (it was disgusting to look at). Was just searing pain, felt like my arm was on fire on the inside. Took almost 6 months of rehab until I was able to extend my arm fully.. To this day that elbow joint still isn't the same, and never will be.
2018-05-20 16:56
#205
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
when a classmate threw a rock on my head
2018-05-20 17:01
That is very sad sir :( Did you throw it back at them?
2018-05-20 17:02
#209
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
no I just started crying then the school had to call an ambulance
2018-05-20 17:03
When i lost my pinky nail when i used some kind of saw machine. That shit hurted alot. I actually lost half of my nail, and had to rip off the other half bcuz it was so fucked >_<
2018-05-20 17:14
#332
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
oh shit i cringed the things that get me are eye/ nail injuries man
2018-05-20 20:31
XD
2018-05-20 21:04
how are nail injuries any bad? Had the doctor rip 2 of my toe nails and lost 1 finger nail in a door slam, doesn't really hurt.
2018-05-20 23:20
lul
2018-05-20 17:15
#221
shox | 
Belgium Akkawaka 
When I ran inside of my school and another kid hit my head with his face and one tooth got stuck lol.
2018-05-20 17:22
Every time I'm losing like 15-8, come back to 15-14 and lose 16-14
2018-05-20 17:25
I also had urinary infection, pissing blood, but no pain
2018-05-20 17:27
#225
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Sweden flippig 
Bang finger in car door i fainted several hours later because the pain was so intense. Really bad knee injury: when it happened and after surgery when i was doing rehab the first few weeks were really bad. When i was a kid and we were jumping over a pile of rocks and i landed right on it and my balls were sore for like a week and i got a huge bruise all over my groin. When i was drunk and fell over with my moped and my shin hit the curb and i almost broke my leg but didnt notice it untill the next day how bad it really was when it swole up and i couldnt walk for like 5 days. These are from the top of my head ive had many more unfortunately ;o
2018-05-20 17:28
#226
NEO | 
Czech Republic aLEXIOf 
Propably when 15 kg doors just fell on my finger (on the leg) Also when i was after eye surgery. Was so annoying pain inside my head and eye...
2018-05-20 17:31
finger on the leg? yes
2018-05-20 20:25
#331
NEO | 
Czech Republic aLEXIOf 
toe omg
2018-05-20 20:30
#406
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Finland Ingested 
finger on the leg worst pain ever
2018-05-20 23:38
I just realised I'm having the safest life in existence. Not even a papercut lmfao
2018-05-20 17:35
When i was a kid i went to a dentist to remove tooth, he injected a huge needle inside my gums which in itself is quite painful, and it didn't go well because at that time he was using a free anesthetic, then he attempted to extract the tooth and i felt everything, he tried to pull it out multiple times and i think i was about to pass out, after all that my mom decided to pay for a good anesthetic and it was pretty cheap, idk why not just pay for it at the first place. I still to this day am scared of needles, but i've started to visit dentist regularly this year and it's fine now.
2018-05-20 17:42
MOMMY DOESNT LOVE YOU
2018-05-20 20:25
at least she's not gay haha goteem
2018-05-20 20:57
#405
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Finland Ingested 
money > childs well being apparently :(
2018-05-20 23:38
Nah, it wasn't like that, my mom uses free anesthetic herself and she probably thought that it wouldn't be so painful for me, but when it did hurt she paid for it without a doubt, and it was super cheap so money wasn't a problem.
2018-05-20 23:51
#418
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Finland Ingested 
did you get loopy? when i had my 4 wisdom teeth done they put me under and i was waking up halfway through and could feel the dude yanking on my tooth. “he’s coming to.” and then all i heard was a knob switch gas on and it was beddy bys time. this one chick got done about same time as me and she was drooling all over the resting bed lul
2018-05-20 23:59
I was using local anesthetic, it just a syringe with procaine to get half of your mouth numb
2018-05-21 00:13
#436
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Finland Ingested 
that junk doesn't do shiiiiiiit
2018-05-21 00:30
What? It does, i may be wrong about the name, but i do use local anesthetic and you feel completely nothing, i've cured 2 root canals and didn't feel anything, and the needle is really small so you only feel a little discomfort when they inject it.
2018-05-21 00:37
#452
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Finland Ingested 
what is a local anesthetic described as? i imagine it’s different practice around the world but. getting it done to the gums rather than in your veins is a different story. I thought anesthetic was the study/practice of anesthesia. which puts you to sleep for operator no?
2018-05-21 01:48
There you go: Anesthesia is total or partial loss of sensation with or without the loss of consciousness. The American Society of Anesthesiologists defines anesthesiology as "the practice of medicine dedicated to the relief of pain and total care of the surgical patient before, during and after surgery.
2018-05-23 07:33
Sprained both ankles at the same time (when i was teenager). Basically had to stay at home for the whole month, because i've barely could walk (the more you move your ankle, the more pain there was, so i was moving legs very very slow just to get from 1 room to another). At first i thought it was cool that i would miss school, but later on realised that it wasn't so "fun" and had to lay down on bed or sit on computer basically the whole time.
2018-05-20 17:45
everytime i take a huge dump on the toilet, im in severe pain...
2018-05-20 17:45
Nail through my foot when walking barefoot in the attic. That's a bg right there
2018-05-20 17:47
one time me and my dad were playing cricket in the garden and i slapped his ass by accident (not rly was cocky cause was getting so many runs) so he takes me back inside and says i must be punished, before i know it my pants are down and a huge rod is in my ass (cock) i couldnt take the pain so i started screaming "DADDY" at the top of my voice, let's say that really got him going and he just wouldn't stop telling me to shout it louder whilst hitting me on my butt cheeks and telling me "you like that dont you" we haven't had contact since
2018-05-20 17:49
legit wtf
2018-05-20 18:26
wtf bro?????
2018-05-20 18:28
#304
Brollan | 
World mbata 
Hi, It’s me, Dad. I miss u, Come back and I’ll let u win cricket again. /Your dad
2018-05-20 19:50
#422
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Finland Ingested 
rip suppressed memories
2018-05-21 00:00
#249
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Sweden Akoulad 
I don't feel pain.
2018-05-20 18:08
#251
JW | 
Colombia Escobario 
NO PAIN NO GAIN
2018-05-20 18:11
I was a passenger in a car accident when I was 14 years old and crushed 4 vertebrae in my spine, punctured and collapsed one lung and bruised the other, brain hemorrhaging in 3 spots, and a broken collar bone. I can still walk completely fine and people tell me that the only difference in my personality is that I get angrier quicker than I used to. Shit hurt so much that I can't really describe it. I was out of it for most of it thankfully and can't really remember much of it.
2018-05-20 18:11
sounds really painful
2018-05-20 19:42
Yeah man it was insane.
2018-05-20 20:52
I also fractured a vertebrae and 6 other bones in a car crash 3 months ago. One collapsed lung, lacerations on several organs including one on the inner wall of the aorta (that could have killed me in seconds if it was on the outer wall). Did you get an epidural pump?
2018-05-21 02:49
Yeah I did. Liquid morphine every 20 minutes unless I am remembering the time wrong. Did you?
2018-05-21 08:19
Yeah, and it was wonderful. The day they turned it off to try to ween me off it was the most horrible day in my life so far.
2018-05-21 13:36
#255
NBK- | 
France mintzz 
Head trauma. Years of pain.
2018-05-20 18:12
Doctors had to pull my nail down. I wasnt in anesthesia.
2018-05-20 18:14
#334
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CRINGING SO FUCKING MUCH RN I WANNA HUG YOU MAN I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
2018-05-20 20:34
#257
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Italy John Dorian 
had an ingrown nail which hurt like hell so i went to the hospital, they got a knife a dug in my toe around the nail without any anesthetics. that shit hurt so fucking much :D
2018-05-20 18:14
mental pain is the worst imagine the pain in depression when you need to kill yourself to stop that
2018-05-20 18:30
#263
kebab | 
Lithuania rohall 
That 2. how the fuck did you manage to do that
2018-05-20 18:33
#264
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Portugal xcjm 
boken boner feelsreallybadman
2018-05-20 18:34
#267
jks | 
North America NlFTY 
having to carry my teammates, feelsbadman
2018-05-20 18:41
fell off a 8 foot bike jump with my ballsack landing on my pedal
2018-05-20 18:43
#303
Brollan | 
World mbata 
+1
2018-05-20 19:48
#483
 | 
United States gtmaniacmda 
WantingToDieAutism
2018-05-21 07:22
fell from the ladder on my head when I was like 5-6 years old
2018-05-20 19:04
Sliced off the tip of my middle finger using a mandoline. Bled for hours and had to go to emergency room
2018-05-20 19:10
Cloud 9 winning the major
2018-05-20 19:12
#277
HEN1 | 
Lithuania P1X3Late 
youtube.com/watch?v=tnAFjOmfDeA needle to finger must be the most horrible thing ever
2018-05-20 19:12
#283
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Malaysia byaIi 
when i rage quit i throw my fist into window
2018-05-20 19:27
#288
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Norway Arne1337 
Stung by a poisonous fish while being sunburned.
2018-05-20 19:33
#289
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Norway Arne1337 
And Cloud9 winning the major.
2018-05-20 19:34
Being born
2018-05-20 19:34
+1
2018-05-20 19:38
a loose piece of metal from a rollercoaster cart ripped my lower leg open
2018-05-20 19:34
#294
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Finland Molias 
i was sitting in front of a door like an idiot and someone opened the door and my fingers were left under the door
2018-05-20 19:36
existential pain, not seeing point of living
2018-05-20 19:37
thats fucked
2018-05-20 19:53
stepped on lego
2018-05-20 19:38
2018-05-20 23:09
#305
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Lithuania kazara 
I'm still cheering for SK gaming...
2018-05-20 19:52
Nah they aren't that bad after Pro League, they will probably be good, maybe not top1, again
2018-05-22 15:14
#660
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Lithuania kazara 
I guess you are right but still it's kind of unusual to see them like this.
2018-05-22 16:06
#307
Brollan | 
World mbata 
Were held captive in a cave for 1 year, waterdrops dripping on same spot of my forehead ( tied up, couldn’t move) Hole through my head now
2018-05-20 19:54
door got stuck and the bomb outside my house blew up
2018-05-20 19:55
#309
jkaem | 
Norway Wern3r 
Kidney stone was a hell of a pain
2018-05-20 19:56
my dad had kidney stones too, it's horrible
2018-05-20 21:06
when i was a kid i ran down a hill with slippers. I fell chin first on a metal bench. I remember i looked at the mirror and i could see my cheekbone.
2018-05-20 20:00
holy hoot
2018-05-21 17:02
#320
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Netherlands Marrix 
hot coffee (atleast 1 liter) was spilt on my whole leg and all the skin was torn away only letting the flesh show. yeah that was a nightmare and i dont even drink coffee. i had to wait atleast 6 months to wait for the recovery and i still have a lot of scars on my leg
2018-05-20 20:17
#323
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Brazil shagzter! 
i accidentally cut my dick off
2018-05-20 20:20
Anesthesia in a tooth nerve, I shivered on the stretcher, the worst pain ever
2018-05-20 20:25
depression
2018-05-20 21:02
#340
JD | 
Poland chujwto 
once i decided to take a ride on old bike i found in my grandfather's garage and it didnt have brakes and i drove into back of small truck idk how to express myself it's called Żuk (type it in google) and my face was right at the back trunk side and i hit this with my face, and fell under the truck that was probably the worst pain i ever was in, after this accident my nose isnt straight anymore its fucking gey now
2018-05-20 21:02
#544
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
żuk is the best
2018-05-21 15:41
#673
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Sweden naturen 
Kamila Żuk?
2018-05-23 19:26
#677
JD | 
Poland chujwto 
who
2018-05-23 19:41
#341
 | 
United States Brandmammoth 
Watching liquid play astralis
2018-05-20 21:02
#342
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United States 4PP135 
My dad accidentally slammed the car trunk on my head
2018-05-20 21:03
Was playing with a friend when we were 6 by hammering a nail on a piece of wood, don't know what happened but my hand went on the wood just as he swung the hammer and it hit me on the middle finger. My finger basically exploded and sprayed blood 5m away, the bones inside were completely crushed. Went to the hospital and they bandaged it up but the doctor didn't put a special cream on it and when my mom wanted to remove the bandages (needed to change them everyday), my skin was sticking to the bandage which ripped all my skin off Can show pic of my fucked finger if you want proof
2018-05-20 21:07
Wtfff
2018-05-20 22:13
please show pic i have theory that it looks like flaccid dick
2018-05-20 22:57
click on the pic to zoom in imgur.com/a/WxKcVaW
2018-05-21 00:36
Halfway right
2018-05-21 12:17
yes
2018-05-21 12:47
#389
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
show it please
2018-05-20 23:04
click on the pic to zoom in imgur.com/a/WxKcVaW
2018-05-21 00:36
#599
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
holy shit
2018-05-21 19:54
pretty nice
2018-05-22 22:58
ear infection from dirty water
2018-05-20 21:07
Kidney stone.
2018-05-20 21:08
#348
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Brazil vhoks 
My wisdom teeth extraction took so long that 8 syringes were not enough. So I had to endure having the last hole being cleaned up and sewn without anesthesic while completely still and not making a grumble so that my dentist could properly finish the job When it was finally over, I was so anxious and had so much adrenaline accumulated that it all bursted at once as I got off the chair in a blink of an eye and then had a panic attack. That shit was not fun at all.
2018-05-20 21:17
#485
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United States gtmaniacmda 
My orthodontist was a relative of one of my mother's co-workers, I went in, I laid down, he put laughing gas on, he put in the anesthetic needle, right before I went under I remember asking him to switch to air instead of laughing gas (it was making my stomach very queasy), looking at my mother, then all of a sudden I was awake again and everything was fine. Unfortunately, a year after my operation he died of a heart attack while jogging. I don't even think he was in his 60s yet. Sucks, he was very skilled.
2018-05-21 07:29
I fell backwards while snowboarding, reached out with my arm to just slow down the fall and my back literally crushed my arm under it :-) one of my friends once got the tip of a screwdriver launched directly into his eye though, I think that was worse
2018-05-20 21:11
broke my forearm in 3 spots playing footbal and getting the arm straighten by the doctor was the worst shit ever
2018-05-20 21:12
#352
buster | 
United States xollin 
fell off of a bike with sandals on, ripped my middle toenail clean off also had a UTI that caused intense pain when I pissed, luckily it went away pretty fast
2018-05-20 21:31
Vac for no reason
2018-05-20 22:09
flag checks out
2018-05-21 00:43
Watching fnatic ending theirs era..
2018-05-20 22:12
and acknowledging that it is improbable to come back
2018-05-20 22:19
Impossible , fnatic needs to bring another IGL
2018-05-20 22:22
and some star player
2018-05-20 23:14
#363
shox | 
Andorra korraj 
drug overdose...
2018-05-20 22:17
what drug
2018-05-21 00:43
bathsalts
2018-05-21 15:17
Got CuSO4 in my eyes by accident when trying to make a substance in chemistry Hit my head on the woodwork while playing soccer Cutting the top part of my eyelid while playing soccer Hitting my back against a tree while skiing
2018-05-20 22:20
Watching Astralis lose 0 - 3 to FaZe on EM Sydney
2018-05-20 22:19
#369
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Israel MopSiLENCE 
I had a Tractor's (automatic) door shut on 3 of my fingers. I'll remember that pain level for the rest of my life.
2018-05-20 22:20
I accidently stepped with the side of my left foot while I was running this was so painful
2018-05-20 22:21
I was getting a stye surgically removed, but the local anesthesia didn't go where it was supposed to go. So when they were cutting my eyelid open I felt everything. The worst part was when they were scraping my eyelid to get rid of the stye, worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I could barely breath because it hurt so much.
2018-05-20 22:35
Compared to many people, nothing extraordinary, had one of my big toe displaced, had the bandage made far too tight and I couldn't sleep because of the pain. Afaik the worst possible pain to feel is caused by the Gympie-Gympie. People can feel it for months or even years after contact and some even killed themselves because of it.
2018-05-20 22:36
#383
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Brazil Verloren 
Well, I was 16 when I started my sexual life, and I was really fan of BDSM and hardcore porn stuff. Someday I wanted to try some pain during the sex, and I said to my girlfriend to bite the head as hard as she can (I was thinking it would be something painful, but pleasurable), and she was afraid of doing that and didn't want to, but I insisted and convinced her that it was my fetish and I wanted to try new things, and so she bited the head of my penis with all her strenght. In that day I realized that's not how things work.
2018-05-20 22:57
lmaoo
2018-05-20 23:30
#549
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
omgggggggggg
2018-05-21 15:45
almost lost my left eye whilst swimming in a pool
2018-05-20 23:02
while i was climbing out of the pool there was this weird block thingy and i slipped with my hands and hit my head on a sharp corner >1cm from the eye.
2018-05-20 23:04
Yikes...
2018-05-21 00:15
Too high pain tolerance for anything to hurt really bad. Like I'll feel it for a couple of seconds then just get accustomed to it. I developed gangrene in my legs after I got them infected by prev. injury and I had 48+ appointments where they would cut open my legs and grind away infected or dead tissue/meat with like a dremel & other misc tools, and fill all the wounds with some shitty net etc. and the other hospital I visited just looked at me like it was unreal and told me that I was crazy when I told them I never used any drugs when they asked what I used to take at the other center.
2018-05-20 23:00
how can you not notice that you have gangrene are you retarded ?
2018-05-21 00:45
Of course I noticed I had infections, I just tried to walk it off for like 4 months. It wasn't full blown gangrene like when the body parts are black and completely rotten but it was close. They almost had to amputee it. Just the kind of guy I am.
2018-05-21 05:08
#486
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United States gtmaniacmda 
"2/5th of vodka a day, sir"
2018-05-21 07:31
when dentist removed my nerves, and he did'nt gave me any kind of painkiller before it..
2018-05-20 23:01
#388
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Israel PapaObama 
I almosted have a earthattack, because i thinked fox vac
2018-05-20 23:01
#397
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Bosnia and Herzegovina alexchally 
Getting knee hit into my balls.Hurts thinking about it. Not to mention steping on a lego.That one sticks into my mind.
2018-05-20 23:16
#399
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Russia good1s0n 
Not a big deal compared to many others I read here, the most memorable happened when I was at my countryside house on holidays. I was very young and liked to mess around with tools in the garage. So I tried to make a sword out of some wooden planks and shaved a huge strip of skin off my middle finger with a jack plane. This shit wouldn’t even really bleed, it was just wet and instantly caught wood shavings and dirt, so cleaning it was brutal. And the healing took like 4-5 months, finger cuts heal crazy long.
2018-05-20 23:24
#402
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Finland Ingested 
pain without being under or on medicine.... uhhh I've had a few concussions from ice hockey along with typical skateboarding incidents. Dislocated my thumb at a young age. Wouldn't really call it painful though just a nuisance sore/bruised feeling afterwards. Fell down garage steps and hit a metal toolbox on my cranium. Had to get 12 stitches inside, 12 out. Wouldn't call that painful either though, my skull was numb from the trauma so couldn't feel much of anything in that area. All I remember is my parents not trying to get me to look at it because it was gushing bloods.
2018-05-20 23:32
#404
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United States OJSimpson_ 
Stung 5 times by honey bees on my thigh
2018-05-20 23:37
Appendicitis! And muscle breakdown in severe way!
2018-05-20 23:41
torn one of my knee ligaments while playing football. I was screaming like a baby. couldn't play football again for a whole year.
2018-05-20 23:46
got hit by a car, didnt hurt that bad, woke up the next day coudnt even move LUL a real battle to go take a piss and I broke bones before and shit, but the day after car hit was worst pain I've ever felt
2018-05-20 23:48
Watching Liquid vs Luminosity in the semfinals of MLG Columbus live
2018-05-20 23:48
#411
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Liberia tfldx 
1) stepped on a nail but thanks to my quick reflexes which i got from cs:go i stopped before it could fully go through my leg, didnt hurt that much but i bleeded alot 2) there was a cart thingy on train tracks which our class boys pushed/pulled with girls on it, i was pulling it, unluckily the tracks were wet and as soon as we started running i slipped and fell and got hit by the cart, luckily for me i rolled out of the way before something more srs could happen, i was bleeding from my back, couldnt rest my back on bus seat etc, still have some wounds after like 3-4yrs =D
2018-05-20 23:49
riding a bike without shoes and ripping all the toenails in a wall
2018-05-20 23:50
#414
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United States BLNDSPT 
went to hospital for appendicitis but we waited too long so it ruptured. It was so bad they needed to do a follow up surgery. During that surgery they tore my intestines apart and had to give me an ostomy bag. I got the ostomy reversed in ANOTHER surgery but it failed so for a week feces was pouring into my body cavity which required another surgery and another ostomy bag. I was in the ICU for a week after that surgery and couldnt move, was sweating profusely and in immense pain for that entire week. Hated every single second of it. Lots of painful side operations were done during those surgeries. I got it finally done and over with 2 years ago.
2018-05-20 23:53
#427
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Belgium sn0uby 
I can relate dude, when an internal organ start to fail it's fucking hell. Nothing come even close, even breaking fingers, a feet or the worst headache feels like nothing in comparison. It must be what come closest to taking a bullet in the stomach i bet.
2018-05-21 00:08
#530
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United States BLNDSPT 
yeah, fucking sux. It also helped my pain tolerance quite a bit xD
2018-05-21 14:10
I broke my foot finger on the door, then I went to sea with bleeding slippers in the salt sea in Spain in school at the lesson I cut my thumb in the middle of my finger and waited for my dad to come to school and take me to the hospital because the ambulance of russia is sucks. *fakeflagger* so much blood but I like It
2018-05-21 00:02
#426
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Belgium sn0uby 
Had to have my gallbladder removed. I don't even eat fat things and somehow it was disfunctionnal and i had sediment agglomerating inside it. I didn't know what the fuck was happening and though it was just stomach pain at first. Then it increased and increased despite trying to take stuff to calm the pain. I waited too late for it to pass like a moron and was unable to call properly the emergency having taken a triple temesta dose wich did nothing. Hopefully my parents came to check on me and my father drove me to the hospital in a hurry ^^. My life wasn't in real danger at all, but i was fucking lucky my parents came to visit. Ho and my gallbladder must have not been working properly for years because once i got it removed it didn't even impact my digestion at all...
2018-05-21 00:06
having my lung(s) collapse and sticking it out without going to the hospital. you cant breathe unless you lie on your back (somehow the lung(s) could get some air that way) lasts for about 1-2 weeks, and its somehow working again. happened 4 times before i went to the hospital. it was very painfull every time
2018-05-21 00:11
#437
NiKo | 
Other HasomY 
am serious it is faze losing to c9 in boston
2018-05-21 00:33
when i fell over a bridge of 5 meters to the floor. i broke my 2 arms, two ribs and i broke all my left hand fingers it was very painful and i stayed in the hostipal for a long time, now i cant lift lots of weight with both arms, or they can break again
2018-05-21 00:35
Stepping on a nail that was standing straight up through a plank, heel first. Or dislocating my shoulder the first time, felt like someone tore my arm off.
2018-05-21 00:38
dog bite my dick off :/
2018-05-21 00:41
I fell of a footbridge, getting my whole shin cut by a screw.
2018-05-21 00:43
I had very strong headache after drinking 1l vodka and i throw up very often
2018-05-21 00:44
#448
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Hungary Markofan 
Now, after i watched 13 Reasons Why season 2 finale.
2018-05-21 00:45
was cutting ghost chili peppers by hand.... washed my hands 3 times after, waited 2 hours to piss touched my penis and burned for hours......but my overall worst is stomach pains i get every 6 months which is atleast 10x worse than the time i stepped on a nail without shoes
2018-05-21 00:46
Broke my thighbone in the middle with a butterfly fracture going into my kneecap on skis, flew over the crowbar of a bicycle like a superman from like 30km/h+ (too good breaks, not expecting such a stop in a situation where I had to break heavily.) hitting broken asphalt with small pebbles ontop and breaking a few fingers, getting chunks torn off from the middle of my palm) as a kid I took some powder from chillis drying in the sun and scrubbed into my eyes.. Didn't luckily lose eyesight. :P A few other occasions, getting boiling oil on my hands and some minor cracks and fractures.. Also, slamming face first on a tree while airborne on skis etc.
2018-05-21 01:37
#453
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Switzerland Maxiking6 
Today after Switzerland lost again in the final against Sweden ):):):):):
2018-05-21 01:50
#455
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Poland HTMFS 
Glass in mu feet couldn't take it out, now one believed me waiting two weeks for surgery. My childhood so awesome
2018-05-21 02:12
#459
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Canada flame7 
Appendicitis, that shit had me crying on the floor
2018-05-21 02:41
#552
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
same
2018-05-21 15:55
#591
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United States flipfone 
I remember when I had this and my mom thought I had the flu
2018-05-21 19:08
Jumped off a swing and landed head first on a wooden fence
2018-05-21 02:44
2 fish got stuck in my anus vertically
2018-05-21 02:49
was chilling in frontseat of the car with dad driving, behind us were plenty more cars, i leaned against the door and it wasnt fully closed so it opened and i was 0.1 seconds from falling out of a riding car face first into the concrete and other incomming cars, dad caught me on my hair with some insane reflexes, but my hand was dragging along the concrete tho xd was very young aswell
2018-05-21 02:55
had pretty bad inner ear infection, cannot describe the pain of that. also more recently I had quite a severe inflammation in my sacroiliac joint. Worst injury I've had was when I was riding my bmx and face planted pretty hard. Aside from being knocked out, I cut my lip open, chin and also smashed my front teeth. tbh don't remember that being that painful though, I think adrenaline helped.
2018-05-21 02:59
#471
juliano | 
Macau $anji 
dick hurting from excessive masturbation
2018-05-21 05:19
#472
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Argentina EnvyJ 
I was attacked with a knife on the street, I got injured on 3 phalanges of my left hand. The nearest hospital was one of those mobile hospital trucks, and unfortunately they ran out of anesthesia so they had to suture my wounds without it
2018-05-21 05:49
had a heart attack when i was 17, didnt know my chest could hurt that bad until then
2018-05-21 07:10
That's early af, why exactly happened?
2018-05-21 07:42
a rare muscle spasm stopped flow of blood to my heart, pretty shitty, now ill have anxiety for the rest of my life =(
2018-05-21 07:44
Shit happens then :'
2018-05-21 08:29
#482
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France Underbre 
when i got killed by a jumping lagging cz75
2018-05-21 07:21
LOL
2018-05-21 15:16
#553
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
completely average
2018-05-21 15:58
lol thats fucking hilarious
2018-05-24 00:42
#488
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Sweden Skroomile 
Watching SK play csgo
2018-05-21 07:43
i had broken arm and not fully recovered, or something idk and I went to the lake, took a boat and row for some long time then we slep in a tent, I woke up in the middle of the night with intence pain in my arm, like burning from the inside something like teeth pain, but the teeth is your whole arm
2018-05-21 07:44
#491
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Finland WiblyBeast 
When i couldn't eat anything for about 10 days bcus i had herpes in my throat
2018-05-21 07:49
#494
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United States gtmaniacmda 
One that isn't that serious is that I had a ankle sprain and couldn't walk on it for over a month, whenever I accidentally put weight on it a pain would shoot through my whole body, sucked. Another was when I was younger, I went to the beach with the family of my father's friend (we might as well be family, we are close) and the sun was really intense. My skin is extremely fair, and while I did apply sunscreen twice during the three hours, I still got a sunburn so bad that I had to go a medical clinic for treatment. I think it was because when we were heading back from the beach, we stopped at the store for groceries. Meanwhile, I am sandy, salty (both physically and mentally), and the sun is shining on me through the car window. I was in agony, and although I told them I was feeling very sick, they did not drive me home until after shopping, and it took them like 30 or so minutes, too. My skin as so irritated I got sores all over my body, which eventually burst and leaked pus. It was so bad that it burned all the freckles off my face, much like a chemical treatment would. I couldn't sleep, I didn't want to move. IT. SUCKED. (and I'll probably develop skin cancer for it) Last but not least is a reoccurring problem I have, although thank the heavens it hasn't happened recently. Sometimes, after masturbating, my urethra becomes inflamed (I think) and it feels like my penis is on fire. I think it is a combination of overly-lengthy sessions and the strength at which I piss after I'm done. After experiencing this at least enough times that I can't count on one hand, I have come to think that over-masturbation is not a direct cause, although it can increase chances of symptoms if combined with the two causes. It makes me feel like I have to pee so badly I can't even sleep. The only ways I have figured out how to make it disappear is to: sit on the toilet for hours, leaking piss until the pain clears; manage to fall asleep while maintaining an erection (I should note I don't feel any pain during this phenomenon while I have an erection); or masturbating AGAIN and hoping the pain is gone afterwards. The second way I've only managed once, and while I've done the third a few times, it seems hit or miss if done once. However, doing the third step TWICE, while difficult, makes the penis numb and allows for sleep. The first is painful too, but if I read a book or something I can pretty much ignore it. Really unluko when it happens.
2018-05-21 07:59
#496
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New Zealand JK_77 
Eleague 2017 major final
2018-05-21 08:10
#498
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Luxembourg alex24 
watching Facebook stream ESL S7 finals
2018-05-21 08:22
Toothpick under toenail and kick the wall as hard as possible
2018-05-21 08:26
Oh fuck
2018-05-21 11:27
Submasive gaping
2018-05-21 08:31
1. ate a habanero. I'm a weak ass motherfucker but low levels of spice are perfectly fine for me. 2. that feeling when your piss burns your wang because you've jerked it too much beforehand 3. diseases thank fuck for adrenaline. made all my physical injuries mild as hell
2018-05-21 08:31
#511
Laz | 
Lebanon patches 
Got hit by a car once. Couldn't walk for 2 days but that's about it
2018-05-21 10:04
im actually curious, what did it feel like?
2018-05-21 22:59
#722
Laz | 
Lebanon patches 
felt like I broke my leg at first and couldn't stand up at all, but I went to the hospital and everything was fine, just had a few things to do. Still was a pretty shocking experience especially because that was right next to my school and everyone knew what happened. Sorry for the late answer btw
2018-05-24 16:57
No worrys and thanks!
2018-05-24 19:49
#513
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Sweden zeromeister 
Probably being in the middle of a sea in the north of Sweden with the water being 4°C, body temperature went down to 26°C. But it was Only painful first 5 min then you couldnt feel anything =) Edit: oh also being kicked in the balls didnt really rock
2018-05-21 11:42
#515
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Armenia 1915 
When I was little i rode my bike down the steep driveway and i hit something so i flipped and i fell face first and I was bleeding all over my face
2018-05-21 12:28
I got this virus and my stomach hurted so fucking bad. I got to a hospital because of that. It hurted so bad, i couldn't stand and I puked many times. Also when I was like 10yrs old, I got lost in a forest with skis and a 15-20kg backpack with me. And it was winter and -20c. I was lost for like 10 hours. Im a scout and we had to navigate to different points in the forest with our group. My hands were so cold I literally thought they will be amputated.
2018-05-21 12:33
#517
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Sweden I_Love_Jonty 
I got a nuss operation, they shoved a metal rod thingy inside my ribcage and broke it to reconstruct it. I can't ever explain the pain. I got sufentanil at the hospital, so I was basically as medicated as a terminally ill cancer patient. But it still hurt like a bitch for weeks.
2018-05-21 12:38
wtf? im imaging this like i can almost feel the pain, like death.
2018-05-21 14:23
#547
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Sweden I_Love_Jonty 
Seriously unimaginable pain at first. My dad has broken his entire ribcage in a motorbike accident, even though he was unconscious for 2 weeks, he told me that even he couldn't imagine the pain. It's understandable though if you ever see the procedure, there are videos of it on youtube, but if you're squeamish, I wouldn't look at it.
2018-05-21 15:43
#687
Xyp9x | 
Turkey ao1 
i just watched the video and wtf bro the way they put the iron inside the body is soooo weird and looks so horrible. you are a strong man get well soon
2018-05-23 20:22
#698
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Sweden I_Love_Jonty 
Thanks man!
2018-05-23 21:23
Man ! Cut your finger because of a sheet... that is painfull !!! Well, i pissed blood also... that very painfull too :( (drink water guys !!! drink water !!!!
2018-05-21 13:03
#525
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Netherlands Lurox 
Fortnite.
2018-05-21 13:56
#534
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Macedonia AYEYAH 
How dafuq can I get hurt when I sit in front of the fucking PC IN A CHAIR THE WHOLE DAY LIKE HELLO?? nothin here
2018-05-21 14:30
go out
2018-05-21 17:23
#573
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Macedonia AYEYAH 
b...but...bu...but I don't have pc out
2018-05-21 17:27
The most painfull was my chemo ofc but cuz that's already a long time ago and boring to say it must be when i dropped my spoon i pot of boiling water and my reflex was to get it out again, but putting your hand completely in boiling water was not the best idea i had that day.
2018-05-21 14:33
#536
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United Kingdom XDisco 
Fell through a patio window with my left palm, cut from the wrist to base of thumb, because the skin on your palm is quite tight, it ended up as it if you sort of popped a balloon, with the skins being pulled out to the sides leaving a sort of diamond shape of exposed muscle and a lot of blood. Took 24 stitches luckily NHS got me covered and had a cast for 6 months.
2018-05-21 14:35
#537
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Portugal R0cketOG 
Had my head stiched in 6 or 7 ocasions during my childhood. Had a car accident that got me flying out the back window after the car fliped and landed on my face but probably the worst pain i've ever felt was when Portugal lost european championship final, against greece, in Lisbon. I walked for like 3h thinking about what had just happened. (True story, I walked like 20km)
2018-05-21 14:38
when i got shot cuhh
2018-05-21 16:00
#555
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Ukraine CISfan[Guy] 
Navi losing finals
2018-05-21 16:00
#559
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Turkey w0rthy 
fenerbahce
2018-05-21 16:08
#566
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Germany Smelborp 
I got kicked in the balls really hard (like bleeding n shit) I watched boku no pico
2018-05-21 17:15
Gf leaving me for my friend!! hardest thing in my life
2018-05-21 17:25
#574
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Germany unsalted 
capsular rupture in the thumb after falling from my Mountainbike hurt like a motherfucker for days and was throbbing for a week and ahalf. nerve inflammation at the jaw joint.. wasnt a lot of pain constantly but sometimes hit me like lightning.
2018-05-21 17:31
#575
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
First day on 3rd grade felt like my head was about to explode, worst head ache ever. Idk probably was growing pains.
2018-05-21 17:30
#576
Finland em7 
or maybe you have brain cancer
2018-05-21 17:31
#578
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Doubt that considering this was well over a decade ago and I have really good memory.
2018-05-21 17:32
#579
Finland em7 
are you sure that you're not in a coma and this is all just a dream?
2018-05-21 17:35
#583
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
My gf in chicago had big tan ass and lean athletic lower torso with perfect geometry. I think it could be a simulation. Or maybe latina girls with 90% + EU genetics just over powered.
2018-05-21 17:40
"my period is late"
2018-05-21 17:39
i was young and runned down a road with my brother, slipped on a stone in full speed and it literally streamed blood all over my leg, i still have the scar on my leg
2018-05-21 17:43
#585
allu | 
Sweden Aquaaaa 
Fell down a roof landing on my back. Slipped on a metal ramp landing on my knee, caused a deep meat wound Failed a backflip on the trampoline landing on my neck, broke a rib. (This has happened twice xD) Got hit in the head from behind full force by a 2m tall 120kg guy (because of a political discussion...) Hit by a car while inlining (this was more shock than pain)
2018-05-21 17:50
inguinal hernia repair under local anesthetic the op is typically done under general but I was awake for the procedure (for medical reason I should't risk general unless 100% required). They injected local anesthetic 5 times into my groin and tussled around with my insides for 45 mins. I guess the tussling wasn't to painful but the oddest experience of my life, felt as though they were trying to pull the skin around the groin to my head. The nurses in recovery were shocked when I told them I had the OP under local :D Though, maybe failing to fit 10 long lines into my arm one evening was more painfuil rather than weird. Hard to compare.
2018-05-21 18:00
#590
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United States flipfone 
Ruptured appendix worst thing ever
2018-05-21 19:00
I saw somebody dab in May of 2018
2018-05-21 19:42
Guy pushed me out down from 4m high and then I kneed my own jaw and bit off my own tongue, no one realised and I walked all the way to a first aid kit a mile away
2018-05-21 19:56
#603
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France Rolezk1 
Car accident survived, car didn't me 1 - Audi 0
2018-05-21 20:08
Although it didn't last very long and I still am not sure what caused it... I was sitting down in class one day and suddenly I just had a truly sharp pain erupt across my entire upper body to the point where I was just paralyzed by the pain, unable to move... I couldn't breathe, I couldn't speak, this lasted for about 2 minutes until it simply dwindled down into a milder form of the previously mentioned affliction, yet to have it happen again.
2018-05-21 20:09
#609
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Sweden eIectronic 
sounds serious, have you checked what it was?
2018-05-21 20:24
#613
rain | 
France najen 
an abscess, the anesthesia didnt work so i felt all the pain to treat him
2018-05-21 20:30
#614
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Germany juckt 
electric 900kg forklift crushed my foot luckily no bone was broken, the maker of the safety shoes deserves 20 blowjobs every day. without the shoes i would have multiple fractures it would have been pure horror
2018-05-21 20:32
#615
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Japan Vaginal 
stepped on a lego my sheep ran away when i tried to get sexual with it, now i just put its legs into my boots
2018-05-21 20:32
i had periostitis after tooth extraction, no painkillers could help and that pain maintained for a week shit was crayy
2018-05-21 20:33
#617
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Canada neesah 
Someone whipped a tennis ball at my dick in grade 6 when we were playing RA. (Had it coming because I was in front of the wall)
2018-05-21 20:36
Broke my clavicle playing handball
2018-05-21 20:38
#620
Zeus | 
Finland Olter 
Got my teeth drilled at the dentist's. I don't know what it was about it but it felt like there was ice running inside my teeth and it just went on and on. I have broken my shoulder but superior neural system made it so I felt no pain what so ever
2018-05-21 20:43
#636
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Sweden Zaser5 
when I had worms in my stomach but that is more like screwing with your mind instead but I couldn't sleep for over a week (some sleep but not much) I fell from a tree and couldn't move and I was alone, laid there for 8 hours and then my friend came lol
2018-05-21 21:44
Had toothache very severe and had to remove that tooth by pulling it out The whole thing from pain to removal was nightmare Whole of my left cheek and head was numb and painful and felt like throbbing pain for 4 days
2018-05-21 21:48
#642
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Netherlands Fernak 
Got hit by a car while I was on my bicycle. I bumped up on the front of the car and then fell down again. Got my leg crushed between the car and my bike, which felt real good!
2018-05-21 22:00
#643
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
When I was 14 years old, I managed to run and hit a pole really hard, hitting my jaw. Shortly after, alot of blood came outside my mouth and I had to go a doctor.
2018-05-21 22:18
#647
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Denmark aCggg 
Had a small fractures in few vertebras(?) in my back, still until this day dont know how they happened. They started to hurt in certain position and the pain was so bad that I fell down instantly. This happened while walking, skating, running or even standing. it was horrible. Also tore all the ligaments on my knee. that shit was nasty. Dislocated collarbone hurt like motherfucker aswell. fell awkwardly on the ice. just like i did with the knee. Not the worst pain but definitely felt like I was dying was when I had 42*C fever. Got hospitalized for a week and lost alot of weight and shat my pants multiple times. Threw up everything I tried to eat, and was overall tripping major balls with all the medication the hospital gave me
2018-05-21 22:58
#649
bodyy | 
Europe remiska 
bone realignment is worst, and i had a lot of painful things happen
2018-05-21 23:06
#652
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Finland SFB 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache I suffer from these a lot. Sometimes there can be months without a single "attack" and then other times I can get it multiple times a week. The only things I can try to do to alleviate the pain are painkillers and an oxygen mask, but sometimes those don't help either. The "attacks" usually don't last that long ( An hour usually. Longest I've had was 3 hours. I was legitimately contemplating suicide that time. ) but it feels like an eternity. Definitely something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
2018-05-22 07:08
#654
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Russia nevers4ydie 
I was stabbed between the ribs
2018-05-22 14:47
Wtf how? Why not leave Russia its such a terrible place so many criminals!
2018-05-23 13:37
#656
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Sweden MasterSergei 
Havent really had any painful physically, though i have broken 4 of my fingers and didnt feel any pain, i might have problems with feeling pain after getting hit aswell. Although the most painful this for me will always be getting my heart broken.. Propsing to your GF of 2,5years and 1 week later ur single.
2018-05-22 15:25
Had a 13 x 10 mm stone in the kidney. Passed out in pain when he was getting out.
2018-05-22 15:41
#661
s1mple | 
Ukraine _aNk3 
Hah let's start! > broken arm. > smashed head with a brick. > hit the sandstone in the eye. > pneumonia - 5 days in a coma. fucking life xD
2018-05-22 16:13
Had 18 screws and 2 metal rods put in my spine. 1st day Being out of the hospital they couldn't get me my pain meds for a little bit so I had no pain meds with a foot and a half long scar and spine that had just been moved 60 degrees with no pain meds.
2018-05-23 07:41
why? jesus that must've hurt
2018-05-23 20:12
Why didn't I have pain meds? It was weird they couldn't give them to me in the hospital so we had to get them at a pharmacy. My mom got to go get them fast as she could but it took like 2-3 hours.
2018-05-23 22:44
how old were you at the time?
2018-05-23 22:45
It happened 6 months ago. I'm 18 now but I was 17.
2018-05-23 22:46
Here is a video of what they did with my spine. twitter.com/medicaiguide/status/90143675..
2018-05-23 22:46
#695
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Denmark VladiBot 
Damn, you alright?
2018-05-23 20:43
Yeah, I'm good now. Good thing I got the surgery though cause I probably would of died. My spine was on track to start pressing on my heart lol.
2018-05-23 22:42
#666
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Germany LE_N3RD 
Last October I was rushed into hospital with emergency lights because of a meningitis. To dertermine what kind of meningitis I suffered, they had to take out cerebrospinal fluid liquor off my back with a really huge canula. The doctor said I would not feel any kind of pain, because they numbed the area on my back, but it was the worst pain I ever felt. Then I had to sit like 2 or 3 minutes waiting for the liquor to drop out of m back. I couldn‘t walk and had the most painful headache ever for a couple of weeks until my body reproduced the liquor which was missing from the drop. Since, I‘m suffering from rheumatism, especially in my lower back (had a positive gene for rheumatism from my mom) and sometimes I have inflammations from rheumatism and this pain is soo sick, I can‘t even stand up or even move a bit until doctors come and give me an injection. I dislocated both my shoulders, exact sams injuries: torn labrum, capsula was crushed into many pieces, torn ligaments. They had to relocate both shoulders with 3 anchors on each side (left shoulder 2012, right one 2014) Felt no pain when they dislocated for whatever reason. Usually people say it really hurts. Last June I tore my left meniscus and 90% of it was removed. Now, with 23 years, I can‘t even walk normaly and have strong pain, I can‘t even train my knees any more. I was bodybuilding before with 110kg, full trained and low body fat.... RIP these times... now I weight like 80kg cos I lost 30kg on the meningitis.
2018-05-23 08:33
Oh my god I hope you are alright man
2018-05-23 19:49
#680
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Hungary janikiraly 
thats rough omg. i also hurt my back while working out and was unable to train for like 2 months. 100 kg -> 85 kg i was almost in depression but thats nothing compared to your story i feel for you brotha. how did you injur yourself that bad many times, if you dont mind asking?
2018-05-23 19:58
#697
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Germany LE_N3RD 
Going to Gym and work out is just unthankful.. unfortunately you‘re losing everything you had before. I feel you about the depressions. It‘s not easy to accept it that you‘re looking like a normal guy and after every lunch I thought I was getting fat. I injured myself during American Football. I played on a high level, Team Germany, All-State Team and 1st division (named GFL) and played for Europe‘s No. 1 Team. Left shoulder dislocated when I was about to catch the ball, when an opponent grabbed my arm from behind and pulled it behind my back. Right one dislocated when I hit an opponent and crushed him, unfortunately I hurt myself more lol... Torn meniscus I suffered when an opponent fell into my knees and turned around my left knee. The doctor messed up my knee during surgery that‘s why I‘m not going to be able to ever walk normaly again. Going to bring this to justice since he didn‘t tell me after surgery that he screwed up. I had a scholarship offered for several top Universities in the USA when I wad 17/18 (Miami, Tennessee, Lousiana State) but I didn‘t want to depart from my girlfriend I had back then. Today, I hate myself for not going abroad to the USA, because I may had never injured myself and had a big chance of being even more successful. Now I‘m sitting at home playing video games not knowing what to do in life...was able to work for the police when suddenly they told me I was not able to work as a policeman even though I passed all tests, even medical one. Thanks for caring bro
2018-05-23 21:08
#723
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Hungary janikiraly 
thx for sharing! american footbal is though af. will you sue the doctor? im pretty sure there are still great things you can accomplish in life
2018-05-24 17:13
#693
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Denmark VladiBot 
Feels bad for you
2018-05-23 20:42
Really short My best friend fucked my crush
2018-05-23 13:40
damn thats some frustrating shit bro
2018-05-23 19:32
#709
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
so sad
2018-05-23 22:55
#672
Xyp9x | 
Turkey ao1 
idk what happened then but my stomach went so fucking crazy i couldnt even walk from the pain
2018-05-23 19:21
#675
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Hungary Shiron212 
I feel you, if I eat too late I always have this feeling, it's so fucking bad
2018-05-23 19:30
#679
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Slovakia SLAVak 
So after I shaved my balls I had this splendid idea of applying aftershave lotion with alcohol on it. That shit was so painful.
2018-05-23 19:55
I was playing football on a website (Brazil, right) and I ran to the bottom line to receive a pass, and I fainted, I still do not remember what happened, and I woke up a few minutes later with a whole side of my Bleeding the face, It was horrible, in the mirror I thought I'd die, lol. My relatives told me that I fell and scraped one side of my face in the field, made of stone and sand. A few weeks later I looked like the Ben Grimm of Fantastic Four, with my whole face full of bark Breaking the arm was an incredible experience as well, supreme pain, similar to the worst possible toothache
2018-05-23 20:01
i never broken anything
2018-05-23 20:02
#690
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Denmark VladiBot 
Lucky
2018-05-23 20:40
i have pencil arms so i dont even try to go outside to do something to not harm myself
2018-05-23 20:42
#699
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Denmark VladiBot 
ohh, unlucky :(
2018-05-23 21:31
#684
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Sweden b0ncenz 
Got my hand smashed in a car door. I was like 9 y/o and holy. That was something else in pain
2018-05-23 20:02
#685
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Hungary Br0k3nS0ul 
In 7th grade, on PE class I cracked my right collar bone We were practicing vaulting and my leg got stuck and fell down to the floor Other than that, I remember nothing special, guess I'm just lucky
2018-05-23 20:10
I was a kid sneaking out and then riding my bike out at like 2 a.m to swim in a nearby lake. I loved swimming under the bridges during the day and me being completely fearless and well, stupid, swam under a bridge at midnight. I couldn't see anything under the bridge but if I just kept swimming forward I would get out, just like all those times during the day. Now, these bridges were more or less made by amateurs because there was so much loose rope all under it. On my left foot, I felt something covering the upper part of it and I panicked and tried to swim forward faster but I just got pulled back - I had managed to tie a loose knot on my foot, underwater, without being able to see anything. My survival instincts kicked in and I panicked, trying to grab at my foot but there was an air-filled ''barrel'' to keep the bridge afloat in my way. Just maybe ten seconds before I would start drowning an other-worldly sense of calm washed over me. I stopped panicking and realized what must've happened and started tugging my foot left and right to see where the knot gave the least or most resistance... I realized what I had to do. I twisted my body 360 degrees with my foot in a fixed position... breaking several bones and then another 180 the other way and the knot got loose enough for me to slip out. Because I screamed in agony I no longer had any air left and the race to the surface felt like an eternity... The feeling of joy and pleasure when I finally breathed air again will never be matched.
2018-05-23 20:31
#689
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Denmark VladiBot 
Crohn disease Sometimes the pain was so strong, I couldn’t even walk +I nearly died when I was 1 y/o because of an illness (I don’t remeber much)
2018-05-23 20:45
#691
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Sweden Zeepter 
Testicular torison, google it and feel the pain just by reading it. Thought i would die when it happend
2018-05-23 20:40
hltv.org
2018-05-23 20:41
I was about 10 years old when I fall off from my bike without a helmet. I pass out and lost both of my front teeth.
2018-05-23 21:35
#706
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North America hesh 
read instructions on how to install gtx 1070, instructions were unclear got my dick stuck in a light socket.
2018-05-23 22:48
#707
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Australia Hltv_addict 
Shot 5 times with a shotgun by Sudanese kids when they stole my shoes
2018-05-23 22:51
When I was about 9 or 10 I did a front flip on a trampoline and landed with my knees and upper body still tucked. One of my knees impacted my chin, at which time my mouth was open and my tongue was out. My teeth meet in the middle of my tongue and chipped. It put a small hole in my tongue and I was spitting out blood for about an hour. Around 8 years old I was at a birthday party at an indoor skate park and I had brought my bike. I was sitting on my bike at the bottom of a half pipe when I lost my balance and fell over. I had my helmet on, but nearly all of the force from the impact went directly into my temple, which rendered the helmet ineffective. The fall itself didn't hurt, but I sustained a concussion, and a few minutes after the fall I had an incredibly painful headache, and I thought I was going to die. I almost did. I'm not sure if that was my first or second concussion.
2018-05-23 22:56
#710
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Brazil ylvd 
Propolis Extract in my open wound. (like 100 time the alcohol pain)
2018-05-23 22:57
#711
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Portugal ron4r 
Twisting and breaking my foot plus dislocating a joint. All 3 things happened nearly simultaneously, I wish I had passed out with pain but my brain decided not to! It was mid p.e. class, I'm young so I don't have many stories but that was definitely the most pain I've ever been...
2018-05-23 23:01
When i was 7 years and ğëtting hit by a car in very fast speed
2018-05-24 00:14
When i was 7 years and ğëtting hit by a car in very fast speed
2018-05-24 00:14
#716
Turkey B^S 
1-I got hit in the nuts by a very fucking fast shot in a football match it last for like 5 mins but i legit thought about committing suicide 2-I broke my ankle in a football match :((
2018-05-24 01:02
#717
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Croatia mds818 
being heartbroken #neveragain
2018-05-24 01:04
When i got drunk with my friends and on the way to a party my friend jumped with his back into a bush and told me to come join him, the drunk idiot i was i jumped face first into the bushes and got one of the (sticks?) from the bush stabbed in right above my eye. needless to say, my white shirt became red. :)
2018-05-24 01:16
i got headache everyday :/
2018-05-24 01:25
#736
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Portugal SidneiGama4 
have you seen a doctor ?
2018-05-26 00:37
#720
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Europe StratilaSs 
Getting raped by my grandmother
2018-05-24 01:28
WutFace
2018-05-24 17:13
#721
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United States HEUGO1 
I got an HPV (vaccine) and reacted very poorly to it. All of my limbs' nerves started freaking out; it felt like millions of needles in my body. I eventually couldn't keep my head up straight and I swear I felt my soul leave my body.
2018-05-24 01:33
#725
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United States DANKDEER 
when i was little i was playing basket ball with my dad he shot the ball and missed. I went for the rebound and the ball came straight down on my pinky finger ( the finger farthest from the thumb). my finger was fractured and slightly bent to the left.
2018-05-24 17:28
depression
2018-05-25 19:04
No joke, no lie. Broken penis. Please don't ask. And I got fucked up by my knee injury (before I got to be a chubby, lazy nerd). ACL, MCL and damaged knee cartilage after being tackled by the fucking hulk (that was the nickname for the defender of a local football club). Pain was so bad that my body shut down. Woke up in the hospital, happy as a motherfucker that they put me on pain meds. Operation and rehab were hell.
2018-05-26 00:26
#734
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Poland sitarskee 
oh shit, i didn't know that you can actually break a penis since there are no bones feelsbadman
2018-05-26 00:32
#733
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Poland sitarskee 
probably at a dentist when part of my teeth that was to be removed broke during the operation and the dentist had a problem taking it out which resulted in fucking me up pretty damn good, anesthesia didn't seem to fully work on me even though it has been injected several times i couldn't then eat and drink for days, talking was hard but i still managed to play 1.6 whole week then due to me not going to school because of it so it was kinda fun too in a way another really painful thing is depression i would say - it fucked me up hard, i did some incredibly scary shit because of it which has now results in real life but has also taught me a lot but still the pain of regret of what has happened will accompany me till the end of my days so it's pretty painful too
2018-05-26 00:31
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