You make it sound like you're some scientist that was part of the discovery and research of evolution, you have literally no idea about the processes they went through and just pretend that it was some 5-year-old girl who invented it. You simply don't have a proper understanding of science at all. It's a lot more complicated than you seem to believe but you're obviously too close-minded into your religion whack to accept anything or be open-minded enough to learn while you just brush everything off with conspiracy theories and 0 proof to back anything that you believe in up with.
I respect religion, and I respect people that believe in god, but not when they are idiots like you that have literally 0 ideas about science or anything factual outside of your own conspiracy bubble. You're talking 100% out of your ass. It's not worth arguing with somebody who is not willing to accept the truth and is as brainwashed as you.
Enjoy your sheltered and brainwashed life. Talking with people like you is not worth anybody's time.