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Brazil leeo^^ 
has anyone got a date with this? I tried and like 90% of girls on my age range (18-26) look much older than me and most are very attractive, I feel like I won't get any matches :v
2018-05-27 02:39
#1
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Brazil IdunnoEnglano 
i got one, the girl was actually a guy that kept staring at me
2018-05-27 02:40
are you really from brazil?
2018-05-27 02:42
#4
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Brazil IdunnoEnglano 
yes sir
2018-05-27 02:43
I've heard that if you swap to the right(not sure if that is "Like"), the program algorithm defines you as "desperate" and puts you at the bottom in the list. Not a fact, just something I've heard.
2018-05-27 13:17
Its true, I just swipe right on everyone just to see who liked me and the first couple of days i got 20-30 matches right away, after that it was like one match a day. I then deleted my acc and did another try and same thing, 20-30 new matches with other girls and then it went slow again. It's like, dont swipe right on those who aint your type or you know is out of your league, that will increase the possibility of a match when you actually swipe right ^^
2018-05-27 13:37
so I should be more selective?
2018-05-28 02:01
#2
Noobster | 
Lithuania zilvA 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
2018-05-27 02:40
#10
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Other Iockerboy 
to seized everything you ever wanted
2018-05-27 02:51
one moment did you capture it or let it slip
2018-05-27 05:32
moms spaghetti
2018-05-27 12:24
cleaning out my clothset
2018-05-27 13:37
wrong song mate :/
2018-05-27 19:54
moms spaghetti aint ''you miss 100% of the shots you don't take''
2018-05-27 21:04
die
2018-05-27 22:42
his palms are sweaty
2018-07-10 05:51
He eats at McDonald's instead of moms Spaghetti
2018-07-10 16:57
Make a good profile and be interesting, lul
2018-05-27 02:44
catfish as hard as you can lul
2018-05-27 22:42
Girls on Tinder are incredibly dumb. Saw a guy in the US catfish with some Instagram model saying the most racist and rude shit to those girls and in the end they still wanted to talk to him. Example pick up line for an Asian chick: "Ching chong chang, wanna bang?" Lul
2018-05-28 20:53
xDDDDD best line i ever saw
2018-05-28 20:56
#135
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Bangladesh Ev1l Japan 
ayy lmao
2018-05-28 21:07
nvm. i dont know shit about this
2018-05-27 02:56
Probably not if you are ugly :/ i went on a tinder date today
2018-05-27 02:58
it's not that i'm ugly, it's just that everybody else is more attractive. I'm 22 and I have seen a lot of 18-23 yo girls who look like grown women, whereas I look like a boy just got out of puberty. I mean, I can't imagine any of them wanting a date with me. even the ugly/not-so-attractive girls look much older than me, that I don't even dare to give them a like.
2018-05-27 03:13
Same here am 20 and look younger than most girls my age. You're gonna start having to go for 15 yo's kappa feelsbadman
2018-05-27 03:56
I'm 21 but i look like 9 year old
2018-05-27 07:15
#80
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
I'm 18 but I look like I'm 72
2018-05-27 07:27
ure mom gey
2018-05-27 14:33
ur mom grandma
2018-05-27 22:45
ure fazer lesbian
2018-05-28 20:57
bro honestly wtf? just like them and see what happens... i mean , if they dont like you back it does not have to be the fact that they dont like you. Some might not have the app anymore, or someone might of just not been on it for a couple of days... and when they do like you cuz someone will... dont say hi or hello or hola or whatever the fuck you brazilian nuts say... do something intresting... ask her a question that she has to reply on.. comment something on her profile , read her bio make a comment on that .. look for inspiration in her profile its ONLINE dating, u can do whatever the fuck u want bro xD just jump in it and see what happens! GL :D
2018-05-27 13:20
met 3 girls from it, 1 was a gf for over a year, 1 was a gf for a few months and the 3rd my gf now for 2 years, it happens, be patient, be yourself.
2018-05-27 03:02
what is the attractive/ugly ratio in your area?
2018-05-27 03:16
I mean.. that's a personal preference, we all like different things, I find the women peng over here, i'd probably shag 80% of the women from my town haha.
2018-05-27 03:32
ok im pretty up-to-date on UK slang but wtf is peng?
2018-05-27 03:51
rilly you know london that well
2018-05-27 05:34
sorry excessive comment
2018-05-27 05:35
#59
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Denmark BOOMZOOM 
I see a peng girl then I pose
2018-05-27 05:47
It means banging, fit.
2018-05-27 12:12
cheers m8
2018-05-27 14:03
''en pang brud'' if you know a bit swedish slang
2018-05-27 13:39
Don't think i've ever heard that one either tbh but it slightly makes more sense.
2018-05-27 14:04
Its a high-quality girl, a girl on fire, bomb-girl, a girl you see that gives you the picture of those black guys saying ''daaaaaamn'' in your head when she walks by. haha i think you get it now
2018-05-27 14:07
imma show this comment to ya girl ... u in trouble now son :DD
2018-05-27 13:20
hahahaha don't fuck me bro!
2018-05-27 14:30
how about u actually go out and talk to girls....wtf are u wasting time on a stupid app.
2018-05-27 03:03
#81
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Like you've ever done that LOL
2018-05-27 07:28
i bet what u fucked in ur whole life i fucked in a week and i didnt need an app to do it either.
2018-05-27 20:18
#18
NEO | 
Poland sedi 
i was on 4 dates, only once fucked
2018-05-27 03:25
#20
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United States n3h 
just invite them all straight to your place. I had one that came over kinda catfished me she was fat as fuck. Told that bitch she got to go lol.
2018-05-27 03:27
This maybe works in the US where ppl see tinder more like DTF app. Try to invite them here in Europe, you'll have hard time.
2018-05-27 03:31
#30
NEO | 
Poland sedi 
exactly
2018-05-27 03:43
It's possible only if you hit an easy slut and she really likes you or you go to a country where sex is casual think. Like in Denmark, first they fuck, then they go on a date.
2018-05-27 03:46
You don't want to try this is in turkey :(
2018-05-27 05:35
You'll get killed right
2018-05-27 05:42
It could end that way yeah that's a possibility
2018-05-27 05:44
#24
NEO | 
Poland sedi 
its not that easy to invite them on first date, mostly its just chilling is some nice place, but once i was lucky;p And ofc girls are good in creating their ideal look on the photos, reality is scary sometim\es
2018-05-27 03:34
#27
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United States n3h 
yea them fatties always zoom in really close on their face. I usually just ask em to watch a movie. The younger ones(18 - 19) are the ones who are usually down.
2018-05-27 03:37
#19
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United States n3h 
mostly bots/scammers nowdays
2018-05-27 03:26
Is it in US that bad? I had like 1 bot in last 2 years
2018-05-27 03:43
#40
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United States n3h 
The ones that message u first are almost always bots.
2018-05-27 04:39
Yeah but its some usual obvious shit with a scam link attached lol. I get first messages sometimes, but it's usually just "Hi".
2018-05-27 05:14
Well majority of women there is older than you + women prefer older guys. Lie about your age if you can back it up by looks. If you look like a kid, you'll have hard time. And if you dont get how to establish cool profile, use google shit ton of tips out there.
2018-05-27 03:37
honestly how old do you think I look? i.imgur.com/L05YdVn.jpg i.imgur.com/IspxQhU.jpg
2018-05-27 04:17
16 7.5-8/10 keep trying, read the book "the game - Neil Strauss", will open your mind
2018-05-27 04:26
dont read that shit, its awful. it will just make you look like a dumb asshole and not all women like dumb assholes instead get a haircut, buy some tighter clothes and ask one of your friends if you have any to take a proper fucking picture
2018-05-27 13:11
14,15
2018-05-27 04:31
I assume you're trolling me
2018-05-27 04:36
He's not, you honestly look 14 or 15 in those photos. If that's what you're using on your tinder profile you're never going to get matches. Half of the reason why you think people look better than you, is because they're taking quality photos, good angles/smiles/outfits, they're doing something that makes them appear more attractive and more interesting. You're not going to get very far with some boring ass mirror/bed selfie from a shit angle where you're not even smiling.
2018-05-27 04:53
that's harsh. this is probably my best angle
2018-05-27 05:46
It's not best angle lol are u trolling us? - Get good camera and get your ass out of the couch, take lower angle and not so close to the face ffs, you have small chin so lower angle will make it optically bigger. - 3-5 photos, each one should be different place and clothes - capture you face, body, social life, funny or whatever interesting - smile - if you are tall, write your height - don't take it seriously
2018-05-27 06:07
bro i'm small as fuck, 172cm. skinny, using braces atm
2018-05-27 06:43
Got you. Going through the awkward phase. What did you expect to happen there, get real. It's superficial dating app. Start to work out. And wait few years to man up before trying tinder. Untill then flirt with girls of your status outside. Have fun and take it easy.
2018-05-27 07:08
not really, i would give you 16 at max. These are not your tinder pics right?
2018-05-27 05:22
it is...
2018-05-27 05:46
Delete them immediately! You embarrass yourself. You indeed look like average 15 but in addition you give a vibe you were abused by your uncle before you took the photo
2018-05-27 05:50
xd
2018-05-27 13:12
Roflmao
2018-05-27 14:35
#124
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Australia enspia 
Holy shit I choked on my drink LOL
2018-05-27 22:47
sorry
2018-05-28 00:44
I gave you honest opinion.
2018-05-27 05:54
#90
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Switzerland zero_hoes 
dude you look like a tomboy transitioning to FtM
2018-05-27 13:10
LOL
2018-05-27 22:48
He ain't.
2018-05-27 13:22
#104
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Australia Lomcharton 
You have natural looks but the angles aren't the best and you look v young. My advice would be to take shots not from the mug
2018-05-27 13:25
you look like 15 and as a person who has never exercised in your life. i recommend gym for a year 4x a week also your hairstyle is beta af with that body structure are you vegetarian too?
2018-05-27 13:34
#126
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Switzerland veach 
sorry but 15
2018-05-27 22:48
I don't use it seriously at all. I mean I never message anyone first. Like 1 out of 20-30 matches messaged me :D Maybe at some point I get out of my laziness and send a message.
2018-05-27 03:47
#41
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United States n3h 
lol so beta. your supposed to send first message. Say this as opener. "Hey [insert name], are you one of those girls who takes forever to do hair and makeup or does it just look that way". Like 90% response bro.
2018-05-27 04:43
Good opener bruh
2018-05-27 04:49
Dude again, these openers are considered as try hard cringe in Europe. It can work sometimes but they work mostly with American girls coz you have different culture. Also me and many others get way to many matches to talk to each and everyone. It's exhausting and especially not needed if you are doing few girl atm. Btw using term beta is wannabe alfa ;D
2018-05-27 05:21
#89
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United States n3h 
Well your gonna have to say something other than "Hey" or you wont even get a response back by 90% of girls. Thats what 1000 other guys just sent her. Girls look for something different. I dont think girls will think what i told you to write cringe.... They will be wondering... Why did he just say that about me? What makers her look that way.
2018-05-27 13:12
something different could be anything other than hey. not 'you look like shit and i hate you, wanna meet up?'
2018-05-27 13:13
#97
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United States n3h 
LOL thats not what that implies neccessaraly. She could look really good aswell.
2018-05-27 13:15
it doesnt matter how good she looks, you will put her down anyway
2018-05-27 13:16
You read too much of PUA bullshit dude. Mostly it depends on your looks. You can say different things than hey but I get responses even from simple hey. Depends on the vibe of a girl sometimes I use an opener but nothing universal, your phrase maybe works but it's generic copy pasta. I'll repeat myself, American girls are easy af.
2018-05-27 14:26
pickup lines in 2k18 lul dude you're not in some cheesy teenage comedy, this wont ever work to a grils with higher than 65 IQ and you'll have more success if you dont look like you want to fuck her desperately with your first sentence like some pathological virgin masturbator
2018-05-27 05:46
#88
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United States n3h 
Its not a pickup line. Its just a way to get the conversation started. The hardest part is getting the first response from a girl. You message her. "Hey" she isnt gonna respond because thats what 1000 other guys just said to her. But your obviously 12 and never talked to a girl before. It works, you know how I know? Ive used it.
2018-05-27 13:06
lol 2005 wants its negging back fucking americans
2018-05-27 13:12
#95
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United States n3h 
What do you say first? "Hey" thats why noone responds to you.
2018-05-27 13:13
do you think id be wasting my time on hltv if i had tinder
2018-05-27 13:14
cringe
2018-05-28 21:04
#53
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Israel onyango 
no, but i had much more success on grindr. try that instead bruh
2018-05-27 05:41
+1 can confirm
2018-05-27 05:47
#61
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Israel onyango 
u top or bottom?
2018-05-27 05:48
only ever top never bottom before
2018-05-27 05:48
#63
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Israel onyango 
i'm swedish so i'm bottom. hit me up.
2018-05-27 05:49
I bet you cute too if you are typical swedish and not muslim migrant /not racist just saying
2018-05-27 05:50
#66
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Israel onyango 
the migrants who are gay are usually tops, so it works out for us men.
2018-05-27 05:51
not my type. I like all white boys or mix white boys with spanish/hispanic, the dark tan skin. thats my type.
2018-05-27 05:53
#77
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Israel onyango 
the us government categorizes people of middle eastern origin as white so i don't know what your racist ass is talking about.
2018-05-27 07:11
I love subs, thanks for the hint. Will check it out.
2018-05-27 12:15
#69
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United Arab Emirates a1an_nart 
Yeah, got hooked up with few hot girls there. Sometimes you meet quite decent girls there
2018-05-27 05:54
yes slightly chubby liberal girls will fuck anything on there
2018-05-27 06:56
#74
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India otgps 
Never installed it. BOTnet site
2018-05-27 07:07
In India yes
2018-05-27 07:08
I think in some religions, rape is legal. Why do you need tinder? Just convert.
2018-05-27 12:14
#86
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Kazakhstan dc7 
+1
2018-05-27 12:23
when i was in south east asia 5 years ago i got some dates but mostly i met cool like minded girls that i traveled along with and had nice time with them also.
2018-05-27 12:16
#117
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Lithuania crxyolo 
you can discuss with them, but about dating and getting relationship, i doubt it, fucked one once, but it ended because of my wife
2018-05-27 19:57
Grindr is for HLTV
2018-05-27 22:46
fuck tinder, the grills there all wants to feel special and wants you to come with some ground breaking opener or else they wont answer i'd fucked som pretty decent girls from there tho, also some not so decent, but heck doenst matter had sex
2018-05-28 02:11
girls go there to get some confidence and feel special, then reject every guy because they think your a loser if you have to use tinder to find girls
2018-05-28 21:00
#138
cyx | 
Netherlands vldpkha 
I only really got matches when i first used it,got alot better profile now and shit dont get any matches anymore... Except when i was in Thailand... A few probably werent real girls tho , but i didnt need Tinder there at the end of the day...
2018-07-10 17:37
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