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Turkey devriyeL 
Mosquitoes. They are fucking everywhere
2018-06-14 01:02
eat them
2018-06-14 01:04
#3
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Turkey devriyeL 
with some spices they will be great dinner
2018-06-14 01:06
#17
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France Dealotts 
expected
2018-06-14 01:11
#2
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Romania sadaf 
spray them with some toxic solution
2018-06-14 01:06
#5
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Turkey devriyeL 
I want them suffer dont give simple solutions
2018-06-14 01:07
drink the toxic solution and eat them afterwards
2018-06-14 01:09
#12
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Romania sadaf 
put them in a jar and drink your blood so they envy you
2018-06-14 01:10
never open doors or windows ever again easy solution
2018-06-14 01:07
#7
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Turkey devriyeL 
i have slatters every window in my house but this fuckers found a way in
2018-06-14 01:08
#6
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
With a flamethrower.
2018-06-14 01:08
#8
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Turkey devriyeL 
with a flamethrower i can burn myself yes
2018-06-14 01:08
#11
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well the intention is not to burn yourself, of course.
2018-06-14 01:10
wtf?
2018-06-14 02:13
inject cyanide, when they bite you they will die because of the toxicity in your blood
2018-06-14 01:10
great minds think alike
2018-06-14 01:11
#15
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
So they'll be sucking a poisonous corpse? I think the intention is for the person to be alive in this scenario-- but I could be wrong, of course.
2018-06-14 01:11
#19
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Turkey devriyeL 
this is the logic im looking for
2018-06-14 01:12
Infect your blood with something toxic to mosquitoes. Then, you can single-handedly kill them off and be the hero we need, but don't deserve
2018-06-14 01:10
#16
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Turkey devriyeL 
i dont want to be honeycombed
2018-06-14 01:11
You will be the honey-dicker. Just imagine the power you would hold... well, over mosquitoes at least
2018-06-14 01:14
#23
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Turkey devriyeL 
im only imagining swelling i will get
2018-06-14 01:15
Well, if you had a better idea you wouldn't have made this thread
2018-06-14 01:16
#18
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Portugal RKO23 
get a frog xd
2018-06-14 01:12
#21
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Turkey devriyeL 
evil creature
2018-06-14 01:14
#44
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Portugal RKO23 
xd
2018-06-14 01:48
take away the oxygen. By doing this it will cause them to not be able to respirate. This in turn will lead to mass mosquitoes deaths around the world. Also do you have maleria?
2018-06-14 01:14
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Turkey devriyeL 
no i dont have maleria
2018-06-14 01:19
oh do yo have maleria in turky?
2018-06-14 01:20
#34
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Turkey devriyeL 
we had a epidemic maleria almost every province got this maleria but we managed the control
2018-06-14 01:21
do you sleep in a net?
2018-06-14 01:23
#37
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Turkey devriyeL 
no why are you asking this questinos man
2018-06-14 01:23
because i want to lean more about what is happening outside of were i live. no harm intended.
2018-06-14 01:24
#39
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Turkey devriyeL 
New Zealand is the land of deadly insects isnt it
2018-06-14 01:25
no. we do get misquotes in nz in summer tho.
2018-06-14 01:26
Feed them with poisoned apples --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanna buy the best apples in HLTV? call me NOW: 011-1337-APPLE and get an 80% discount on your first 5 kilos!
2018-06-14 01:16
do you sell dead apples?
2018-06-14 01:17
You mean rotten? No, I donate them
2018-06-14 01:19
who do you donate the dead apples to? the ground?
2018-06-14 01:19
To people who use it for industrial, farming or advertisement purpouses
2018-06-14 01:34
oh. i have a question. are you a serious business and do you deliver overseas. i would assume this business is set up in Brazil. However, if i ordered apples from Brazil wouldn't they be dead by the time they arrived?
2018-06-14 01:36
No sir they'll be completely fresh as they receive proper maintenance during the flight, also I'm planning on opening branch offices in different places, maybe I could open one near NZ
2018-06-14 01:42
wow that's great. However, i regret to inform you that I will not be buying any apples. I only eat rice.
2018-06-14 02:08
Rice with apples is a great combination, you know?
2018-06-14 02:25
#26
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United States _ATaXiA_ 
Spiders. They'll keep your house insect free.
2018-06-14 01:16
#27
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Greece anwteros 
burn turk coffee
2018-06-14 01:17
idk i want to kill em
2018-06-14 01:17
#36
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Turkey devriyeL 
you guys have awesome solutions but in every scenario i ded so no
2018-06-14 01:23
Turks are like mosquitoes
2018-06-14 01:54
#49
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United States flipfone 
Get AIDS, then the mosquitoes will get it and die because they have no doctors
2018-06-14 02:51
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