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PRO BATTLE ROYALE PART 1
Happy | 
France happy_2_major_niko_0_major 
PLEASE DONT REMOVE THIS THREADS ADMINS IM GETTING QUITE UPSET WITH IT NOW >:( IT IS IN OFF TOPIC AND I OFFEND NOBODY SO I HAVENT BROKEN ANY RULES hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org today i want to discuss which player is strongest from each nation and then theoretically pit them against each other in a 1v1 until we have the ultimate "STRONGEST PRO" first we much decide all of the individual big nations that prominently play CS:GO: THE AMERICAS: United States of America - Ryan "fREAKAZOiD" Abdair, seriously, you dont get to be on a team called "Swole Patrol" without being the denchest mother fucker in the states, fREAKAZOiD is your American Warrior! Canada - Kyle "OCEAN" O'Brien, some say BOT, some say GOD, the truth is that it doesnt matter when Big O is out there tearing up asses in the ring, OCEAN is your Canadian Warrior! Brazil - Lincoln "fnx" Lau, seriously, is there no end to this absolute GOATs talent? CSGO GOD, mixed martial arts professional, hottest dude in Brazil. there is no question, fnx is your Brazilian Warrior! EASTERN EUROPE: Poland - Janusz "Snax" Pogrozelski, this was hard choice between Snax and Mr Biceps himself but i settle on Snax, he is heckin BIG and you wouldnt wanna throw hands with him, CS GOD too. Snax is your Polish Warrior! Russia - Kirill "Boombl4" Mikhailov, another hard choice between Boombl4 and the XGOD himself, both sexy and skilled but i am thinking that Boombl4 wins in terms of size. Boombl4 is your Russian Warrior! Ukraine - Danylo "Zeus" Teslenko, major champion, mediocre IGL, awful tattoos he will regret when hes 40, Zeus will regret them all but for now hes a Ukranian powerhouse. Zeus is your Ukrainian Warrior Slovakia - Ladislav "GuardiaN" Kovács, best AWP in world and also only player in Slovakia so it has to be him. GuardiaN is your Slovakian Warrior! Czech Republic - Tomáš "oskar" Stastny, AKA ropz' dad who will also be making an appearance in this battle royale, oskar is looking to surprise some of the young guns with his elderly looks. oskar is your Czech Republic Warrior! Kazakhstan - Dauren "AdreN" Kystaubayev, the cloest thing we have to a pimp in CSGO (and im not talking about Danish hot dog salesman). AdreN will blind his opponents in the ring with his GOLD GRILL which he paid for with his major winning money. AdreN is your Kazakh Warrior! Turkey (idk where it is so it goes here) - Ahmet "paz" Karahoca, with a beard to match his size and level of fear he strikes in to opponents in the ring. paz is a GOD among men. paz is your Turkish Warrior! NORTHERN EUROPE: Denmark - Nicolai "HUNDEN" Petersen, true terror awaits those unfortunate enough to tussle with GOAT HUNDEN, a seasoned veteran of CS, HUNDEN has nearly achieved a 1.00 HLTV.org rating in 3+ years. HUNDEN is your Danish Warrior! Sweden - Patrik "f0rest" Lindenberg, seriously, f0rest is about as close to a modern Viking as we can get, f0rest is a Swedish powerhouse and CSGO legend, f0rest is your Swedish Warrior! Norway - Håvard "rain" Nygaard, right now rain is the thiccest daddy in all of Norway, perhaps not in his earlier years but hes been stacking pounds recently and can easily go to to toe with any other Scandinavian. rain is your Norweigan Warrior! Finland - Joel "jOELZ" Aalto, the LAN KING himself is no fool in the arena. He is also big HLTV.org fan so you know hes good. chances are he wont actually turn up to the battle, nevertheless, jOELZ is your Finnish Warrior! Estonia - Robin "ropz" Kool was hinted at earlier when we spoke about his dad oskar and he too will be joining the battle, sure ropz isnt the biggest guy but he did grind his ass through FPL so you know hes tough as hell, ropz is your Estonian Warrior! WESTERN EUROPE: United Kingdom - Owen "smooya" Butterfield is a hardened veteran, raised on the streets of the ever dangerous United Kingdom, he has been in countless street fights outside of Pound Land and let me tell you he has never lost a single one. he doesnt need any mandem to back him up. smooya is your British Warrior! France - Nathan "NBK-" Schmitt has been recently made teamless, most likely after he beat the hell out of G2 ocelote for stealing his baguettes, you do not want to cross paths with this talented Frenchman, especially not in the ring. NBK- is your French Warrior! Belgium - Adil "ScreaM" Benrlitom is a fan favourite in every right, the headshot machine himself is also the wrestling machine as he slays all other Belgium people to take the throne as king of Belgiu. ScreaM is your Belgian Warrior! Netherlands - Chris "ChrisJ" de Jong is also a veteran of CS, so much so that he has lost most of his hair due to his dedication. what you didnt know is that he also gains hair for every arm wrestle he wins, hence why hes kept most of it, ChrisJ is your Dutch Warrior! Germany - Kevin "keev" Bartholomäus, ex-BIG player keev is exactly that a real BIG BOYYYY, you wouldnt want keev to show you his Hallo/Guten Morgen/Tag. hal-lo/goot-en mor-gen/targ move as you will be left with 5 broken bones. keev is your German Warrior! ASIAN: China - YuanZhang "AttackeR" Sheng might not look big but trust me, he is. not just in muscle but also in brain, twice now AttackeR has won smartest man in China ever, twice, thats damn impressive. AttackeR is your Chinese Warrior Indonesia - is there even any doubt that Polish/Indonesian hero Hansel "BnTeT" Ferdinand would be picked for this role, he is already best player in 2 countries. BnTeT is your Indonesian Warrior! Australia - Ollie "Dickstacy" Tierney has become a hero in the past months, with the self proclaimed biggest dick in Oceania he is no mere mortal, big dick and big muscles, Dickstacy is your Australian Warrior! this is the end of part 1 everyone, next part we will discuss the ULTIMATE WARRIOR! -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-06-17 19:44
#1
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Europe potatomato 
reported
2018-06-17 19:44
why Mr potatomato
2018-06-17 21:12
im bumping tf out this thread, took me ages to write
2018-06-17 22:54
bump
2018-06-18 07:44
bump
2018-06-19 11:34
bump
2018-06-19 14:37
get a life
2018-06-17 19:45
u browse HLTV.org too lol idiot
2018-06-17 20:54
#3
natu | 
Finland sadmen 
tldr brother
2018-06-17 19:47
sorry Mr Very|EZ4ENCE|Guy you can’t tldr this
2018-06-17 20:03
#7
natu | 
Finland sadmen 
what is it in few words brother, i cant read more than 2-3 sentences
2018-06-17 20:04
I am choosing pros from every country to compete in battle royale to determine ultimate Warrior. Read first few words of each country to see who i picked
2018-06-17 20:15
#9
natu | 
Finland sadmen 
ok brother thank
2018-06-17 20:25
#4
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Norway rogueplayer 
rain EZ TOP 1 VIKING SWOLE
2018-06-17 19:47
+1 Mr rogueplayer
2018-06-17 20:39
Why HUNDEN? You crazy?
2018-06-17 19:49
he is GOD Mr VSilverstein
2018-06-17 21:29
🤦‍♂️ Mr. Happy
2018-06-18 22:38
#11
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United Kingdom Gave2Haze 
hltv is not right site tbh but good idea DM meh when part 2 is out so i can read pls
2018-06-17 20:42
if I remember Mr Gave2Haze
2018-06-17 20:47
#16
D0cC | 
Netherlands duudiGOD 
im totally agree with u sir, have a nice day :))
2018-06-17 21:32
thank Mr duudiGOD, what there is to agree with i am not sure, but thank anyway
2018-06-17 21:39
Poland not eastern europe
2018-06-17 21:39
sorry Mr davidasd, i am not geography ma
2018-06-17 22:02
man*
2018-06-17 22:26
Why not Happy for france?
2018-06-17 22:28
Mr TrolloTheTroll, Happy may be GOD but he is no street brawler like NBK-, thank for stopping by!
2018-06-17 22:44
Swap Zeus for ANGE1. Also why you don't have seized?
2018-06-17 22:57
he is not strong russian man, sorry Mr ThatScreamingGuy
2018-06-17 23:56
#26
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Europe kihit0mi 
best thread i ever read, bumping
2018-06-18 00:46
thank Mr kihit0mi
2018-06-18 07:29
#29
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Can't wait for part 2! Bump
2018-06-18 07:52
thank Mr LevelUpp
2018-06-18 08:27
part 2 is out Mr LevelUpp in case you havent seen yet
2018-06-19 15:13
#74
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Link ples? Didn't see it :/
2018-06-22 08:20
:D nice thread
2018-06-18 07:55
thank Mr Tardile
2018-06-18 16:33
Dont read sori
2018-06-18 08:00
you should Mr SmartyyCS
2018-06-18 17:51
ez 4 Kyle "ODEAG" Ocean
2018-06-18 08:09
we will see Mr THAIBOYDIGITAL
2018-06-18 19:29
#34
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Brazil 1stworlder 
RPK>NBK for France The dude is called"the tank" for a reason
2018-06-18 08:30
ah shit your right Mr 1stworlder maybe in part 2 NBK will be unable to attend do RpK will have to be the French Warrior
2018-06-18 09:02
GuardiaN is hungarian
2018-06-18 08:32
#37
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Denmark Twick_ 
no
2018-06-18 08:35
I saw a video with his parents speaking it was Hungarian
2018-06-18 08:37
#39
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Denmark Twick_ 
maybe they speak it, but he is not from hungary
2018-06-18 08:38
#36
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Denmark Twick_ 
But... dupreeh??? anyways good read, looking forward to part 2
2018-06-18 08:35
thank Mr Twok
2018-06-18 15:32
#40
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Netherlands Suchknife 
Reported to the HLTV.org police.
2018-06-18 08:49
why Mr Suchknife
2018-06-18 09:38
#68
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Netherlands Suchknife 
I was in the train when I read that, and it made me laugh so hard
2018-06-19 12:31
Cool
2018-06-18 08:50
thank Mr ResurRECT
2018-06-18 10:21
#45
draken | 
CIS lvefunc 
swap f0rest for krimz
2018-06-18 10:28
i am just thInking that f0rest is better Mr Ivefunc
2018-06-18 16:18
Loved the joelz part xd Good read
2018-06-18 10:34
thank Mr Zahidabdiqadirazizabdulrahman once again I am forced to copy paste you’re name :)
2018-06-18 10:43
Sry man, just call me zahid or z.a.q.a.a.r
2018-06-18 10:48
#47
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
joelz and rain OMEGALUL
2018-06-18 10:41
powerhouses Mr rusteD
2018-06-18 15:24
#53
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
i love the description))
2018-06-18 15:24
good to hear! :)
2018-06-18 22:42
DickStacy will win before the game starts
2018-06-18 10:50
we will see Mr Tomb0mb2912 I will probably make part 2 later
2018-06-18 10:58
#61
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Brazil FunnyDank 
ez for keev
2018-06-18 22:43
read part 2 Mr fabsiaN
2018-06-18 22:47
reported
2018-06-19 11:36
why Mr Dert38?
2018-06-19 14:59
#65
D0cC | 
Finland Gl1tCh3D_ 
best user on this site imo
2018-06-19 11:41
thank Mr glitch_exe
2018-06-19 12:09
+1
2018-06-19 11:47
thank Mr danoontjeh
2018-06-19 12:39
You're welcome
2018-06-19 12:50
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