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hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org
today i want to discuss which player is strongest from each nation and then theoretically pit them against each other in a 1v1 until we have the ultimate "STRONGEST PRO"
first we much decide all of the individual big nations that prominently play CS:GO:
United States of America - Ryan "fREAKAZOiD" Abdair, seriously, you dont get to be on a team called "Swole Patrol" without being the denchest mother fucker in the states, fREAKAZOiD is your American Warrior!
Canada - Kyle "OCEAN" O'Brien, some say BOT, some say GOD, the truth is that it doesnt matter when Big O is out there tearing up asses in the ring, OCEAN is your Canadian Warrior!
Brazil - Lincoln "fnx" Lau, seriously, is there no end to this absolute GOATs talent? CSGO GOD, mixed martial arts professional, hottest dude in Brazil. there is no question, fnx is your Brazilian Warrior!
Poland - Janusz "Snax" Pogrozelski, this was hard choice between Snax and Mr Biceps himself but i settle on Snax, he is heckin BIG and you wouldnt wanna throw hands with him, CS GOD too. Snax is your Polish Warrior!
Russia - Kirill "Boombl4" Mikhailov, another hard choice between Boombl4 and the XGOD himself, both sexy and skilled but i am thinking that Boombl4 wins in terms of size. Boombl4 is your Russian Warrior!
Ukraine - Danylo "Zeus" Teslenko, major champion, mediocre IGL, awful tattoos he will regret when hes 40, Zeus will regret them all but for now hes a Ukranian powerhouse. Zeus is your Ukrainian Warrior
Slovakia - Ladislav "GuardiaN" Kovács, best AWP in world and also only player in Slovakia so it has to be him. GuardiaN is your Slovakian Warrior!
Czech Republic - Tomáš "oskar" Stastny, AKA ropz' dad who will also be making an appearance in this battle royale, oskar is looking to surprise some of the young guns with his elderly looks. oskar is your Czech Republic Warrior!
Kazakhstan - Dauren "AdreN" Kystaubayev, the cloest thing we have to a pimp in CSGO (and im not talking about Danish hot dog salesman). AdreN will blind his opponents in the ring with his GOLD GRILL which he paid for with his major winning money. AdreN is your Kazakh Warrior!
Turkey (idk where it is so it goes here) - Ahmet "paz" Karahoca, with a beard to match his size and level of fear he strikes in to opponents in the ring. paz is a GOD among men. paz is your Turkish Warrior!
Denmark - Nicolai "HUNDEN" Petersen, true terror awaits those unfortunate enough to tussle with GOAT HUNDEN, a seasoned veteran of CS, HUNDEN has nearly achieved a 1.00 HLTV.org rating in 3+ years. HUNDEN is your Danish Warrior!
Sweden - Patrik "f0rest" Lindenberg, seriously, f0rest is about as close to a modern Viking as we can get, f0rest is a Swedish powerhouse and CSGO legend, f0rest is your Swedish Warrior!
Norway - Håvard "rain" Nygaard, right now rain is the thiccest daddy in all of Norway, perhaps not in his earlier years but hes been stacking pounds recently and can easily go to to toe with any other Scandinavian. rain is your Norweigan Warrior!
Finland - Joel "jOELZ" Aalto, the LAN KING himself is no fool in the arena. He is also big HLTV.org fan so you know hes good. chances are he wont actually turn up to the battle, nevertheless, jOELZ is your Finnish Warrior!
Estonia - Robin "ropz" Kool was hinted at earlier when we spoke about his dad oskar and he too will be joining the battle, sure ropz isnt the biggest guy but he did grind his ass through FPL so you know hes tough as hell, ropz is your Estonian Warrior!
United Kingdom - Owen "smooya" Butterfield is a hardened veteran, raised on the streets of the ever dangerous United Kingdom, he has been in countless street fights outside of Pound Land and let me tell you he has never lost a single one. he doesnt need any mandem to back him up. smooya is your British Warrior!
France - Nathan "NBK-" Schmitt has been recently made teamless, most likely after he beat the hell out of G2 ocelote for stealing his baguettes, you do not want to cross paths with this talented Frenchman, especially not in the ring. NBK- is your French Warrior!
Belgium - Adil "ScreaM" Benrlitom is a fan favourite in every right, the headshot machine himself is also the wrestling machine as he slays all other Belgium people to take the throne as king of Belgiu. ScreaM is your Belgian Warrior!
Netherlands - Chris "ChrisJ" de Jong is also a veteran of CS, so much so that he has lost most of his hair due to his dedication. what you didnt know is that he also gains hair for every arm wrestle he wins, hence why hes kept most of it, ChrisJ is your Dutch Warrior!
Germany - Kevin "keev" Bartholomäus, ex-BIG player keev is exactly that a real BIG BOYYYY, you wouldnt want keev to show you his Hallo/Guten Morgen/Tag. hal-lo/goot-en mor-gen/targ move as you will be left with 5 broken bones. keev is your German Warrior!
China - YuanZhang "AttackeR" Sheng might not look big but trust me, he is. not just in muscle but also in brain, twice now AttackeR has won smartest man in China ever, twice, thats damn impressive. AttackeR is your Chinese Warrior
Indonesia - is there even any doubt that Polish/Indonesian hero Hansel "BnTeT" Ferdinand would be picked for this role, he is already best player in 2 countries. BnTeT is your Indonesian Warrior!
Australia - Ollie "Dickstacy" Tierney has become a hero in the past months, with the self proclaimed biggest dick in Oceania he is no mere mortal, big dick and big muscles, Dickstacy is your Australian Warrior!
this is the end of part 1 everyone, next part we will discuss the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!