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PRO BATTLE ROYALE PART 3
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France happy_2_major_niko_0_major 
PLEASE DONT REMOVE THIS THREADS ADMINS IM GETTING QUITE UPSET WITH IT NOW >:( IT IS IN OFF TOPIC AND I OFFEND NOBODY SO I HAVENT BROKEN ANY RULES hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org I KNOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR PART 3 HERE IT IS PEOPLE. THERE WILL BE MORE PARTS TO FOLLOW FOR ROUND 3 ROUND 2 Countries left in the tournament: KAZAKHSTAN - AdreN UNITED KINGDOM - smooya INDONESIA - BnTeT BRAZIL - fnx POLAND - Snax FRANCE - RpK GERMANY - keev TURKEY - paz SWEDEN - f0rest UNITES STATES OF AMERICA - fREAKAZOiD HERE WE ARE EVERYONE, THE PLAYOFFS, THE WEAKLINGS ARE OUT AND FROM HERE ON OUT ITS BALLS TO THE WALLS ACTION WITH ONLY THE HEAVIEST HITTERS STILL IN THE TOURNAMENT. before the fights i thought i would conduct some pre game interviews to catch up with the remaining fighters and get their thoughts on the matches ahead. keep in mind i could only get to talk with English speaking players as i found out the hard way when i tried to catch up with fnx and he just looked at me. hes a pretty menacing guy so i walked away from him kinda fast. i spoke to smooya and he told me that hes been training hard by beating up all the kids in his council estate. i also caught up with AdreN and he told me that if he wins this tournament he will spend his winnings on upgrading his gold grill to a platinum grill. keev informed me that he had been ripping through a vast number of phone books, he said that every time he used the jump bug he would rip another phone book, its pretty safe to say he went through a lot of phone books. BRAZIL VS TURKEY (fnx vs paz) we didnt actually get to see fnx brawling in his first fight as he just shamed his opponent with his big knob and that was that but let me tell you, paz didnt want to see him fight, fnx practically danced around paz smacking him left right and centre until he was down and out for the count. it really left me wondering if fnx had beaten up any of his past teammates, i couldnt catch much between his grunts and shouts except for "YOU LIKE THAT FALLEN?" i think fnx may have mistaken paz for the man who ruined his career hence why he was so ruthless. TURKEY ARE ELIMINATED. BRAZIL ADVANCES. FRANCE VS UNITED KINGDOM (RpK vs smooya) i think smooya was planning to have a good time during this fight, he turned up to the battle wearing all white, white GUCCI t-shirt, white Adidas trackies, and white Nike huaraches. i guess his game plan was to get in to his opponents head and make RpK angry which he did indeed in succeeding to do so. RpK was pretty brutal to smooya who found out the hard way that council estate kids dont compare to an angry Frenchmen who you just triggered with WW2 surrendering jokes. RpK beat smooya within an inch of his life UNITED KINGDOM ARE ELIMINATED. FRANCE ADVANCES. GERMANY VS INDONESIA (keev vs BnTeT) just like fnx we didnt get to see keev fight in his first match due to a disqualification of his opponent, fortunately we didnt miss much, BnTeT continued to use his martial arts skills to punish keev before literally taking flight after using some sort of Polish magic spell, a bit unfair if you ask me but we never specified that you couldnt use magic spells, strangely enough it wasnt even the brutal beating that made keev faint, it was the shock of seeing a small Asian man fly. GERMANY ARE ELIMINATED. INDONESIA ADVANCES. KAZAKHSTAN VS SWEDEN (AdreN vs f0rest) 1.6 king himself was feeling pretty pumped after his first victory, he felt even better after it was declared that AdreN's grill now officially counted as a weapon so he would have to wear a mouth guard for the rest of his fights. AdreN was less than pleased as he now had to fight a very angry viking with the power of a God on his side. AdreN tried his best but was ultimately left defeated by the almighty f0rest who was beginning to look like a fan favourite. KAZAKHSTAN ARE ELIMINATED. SWEDEN ADVANCES. POLAND VS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. (Snax vs fREAKAZOiD) by far the most hyped match of the night, these 2 beasts clashed in the final match of the day. both feeling pumped after the utter decimation of their first opponents it was truly a fight to remember. fREAKAZOiD decided that once again a tank top would be his attire of choice and straight up told Snax "i will bully you like i bullied s1mple" before the bell rung. the battle begun with a strong uppercut or should i say downcut from Snax who is a solid 7ft tall which left fREAKAZOiD pretty dazed but not out, he hit back with a serious of kicks and punches claiming he did the same to the guy hogging the bench press machine at the gym last Saturday. fREAKAZOiD's stamina was signification better than Snax's and he was soon out of breath and flailing around like a Polish bear. fREAKAZOiD began climbing Snax's back like some shit out of Shadow of the Collosus before pounding away at his head, Snax fell and once again the shirt was off for fREAKAZOiD. POLAND ARE ELIMINATED. UNITES STATES OF AMERICA ADVANCES. MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR PART 4 -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-06-19 19:19
+1 Poland bad
2018-06-19 19:21
i guess you are supportting fREAKAZOiD Mr Batteries
2018-06-19 21:14
He has a nice chair
2018-06-19 22:30
indeed he does :)
2018-06-19 23:42
:D
2018-06-20 01:08
#2
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Brazil coldzao2 
fnx win easy. NTC
2018-06-19 19:23
we will see Mr coldzao10y
2018-06-19 20:51
TL : DR Explain my brain hurts
2018-06-19 19:28
read part 1 and 2 Mr DemStOpBoom :)
2018-06-19 19:32
+1
2018-06-20 08:13
#4
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United States flipfone 
SO EZ FOR BNTET
2018-06-19 19:32
only time will tell Mr flipfone
2018-06-19 20:13
#6
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Taiwan JizzMasterZer0 
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????|p
2018-06-19 19:33
if you are confused Mr JizzMasterZer0, read part 1 and 2 first
2018-06-19 21:03
#7
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
wtf is this, im too lazy to read everything
2018-06-19 19:34
its worth Mr alsTISsS
2018-06-19 20:34
#13
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
didnt read but coldzera baited for win
2018-06-19 21:15
if he was in this battle he would definetly send TACO in first +1 Mr Baitzera_SK, thank for reading
2018-06-19 21:21
#18
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
+1 thanks you too
2018-06-19 21:23
#40
smooya | 
United Kingdom Johal 
-2 no thanks needed, he is french they will do anything to keep on people's good side
2018-06-20 10:44
#53
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
nt yellow teeth, respect him
2018-06-20 14:12
wtf Mr Johal, i am just nice man, i no hate others :(
2018-06-20 16:03
god BnTeT
2018-06-19 21:17
do you think he will take the tournament Mr cVmTv
2018-06-19 23:29
Of course
2018-06-20 07:43
#15
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Europe aNCIOn 
more than 50 words so insta report cya lan kyd
2018-06-19 21:17
why Mr aNCIOn
2018-06-19 23:06
#17
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
ez for GOD BnTeT tbh
2018-06-19 21:21
we will see Mr cucKing
2018-06-19 23:02
#19
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Sweden Faix 
nice
2018-06-19 21:24
thank Mr Faix, who are you rooting for
2018-06-19 21:39
#21
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Sweden Faix 
im probably a bit bias but forest and the polish god him self
2018-06-19 21:42
wise choice, f0rest stands a good chance, stay tuned for part 4
2018-06-19 22:48
bump
2018-06-19 23:59
Bump
2018-06-20 08:05
bump
2018-06-20 09:21
bump
2018-06-20 09:35
Bump
2018-06-20 09:43
thank 4 bump
2018-06-20 15:06
bump
2018-06-20 15:35
bump
2018-06-20 15:48
bump
2018-06-20 23:52
#35
smooya | 
United Kingdom fal36 
Rip smooya
2018-06-20 09:42
he couldnt deal with le rank Mr fal36
2018-06-20 10:31
wtf
2018-06-20 10:36
like/dislike Mr The_Legend27
2018-06-20 10:40
wtf
2018-06-20 20:23
i take that as dislike :(
2018-06-20 23:28
the shirt is off A G A I N boiz! #TEAMFREAK
2018-06-20 10:49
you are rooting for fREAKAZOiD i assume Mr THAIBOYDIGITAL
2018-06-20 10:57
#43
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Paraguay HighAlching 
adren > f0rest reported
2018-06-20 11:09
come on Mr lockerboy you cant win them all
2018-06-20 11:18
#45
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Paraguay HighAlching 
true, maybe in pro battle royale season 2
2018-06-20 11:19
doubt it will happen Mr lockerboy, not many people seem interested :(
2018-06-20 12:55
#46
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Denmark oskarsports 
> BnTeT > Indonesia Pick one or none
2018-06-20 11:21
sorry Mr oskarsports
2018-06-20 12:35
#47
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United States ImFat 
I don’t know why, but I’ve honestly been looking forward for this, thanks for making these. LETS GO FREAK! Nice try snap :( maybe next time, but Freak is to strong tank tops are back baby.
2018-06-20 11:24
thank Mr ImFat, new part out later today
2018-06-20 12:25
#63
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Paraguay HighAlching 
where is new part :s
2018-06-21 13:50
#51
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United Kingdom Gave2Haze 
v good thankyu hopefully part 4 not too late, thanks Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-06-20 13:15
than for support Mr Gave2Haze
2018-06-20 13:34
#58
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Armenia 1915 
+1 for effort
2018-06-20 16:06
thank Mr 1915 :) thank for stopping by also
2018-06-20 17:25
#64
hardstyle | 
Turkey B^S 
Please show this to also your mom and dad i wonder what will they think about it
2018-06-21 14:03
#65
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Lithuania LevelUpp 
"It wasnt even the brutal beating that made keev faint, it was the shock of seeing a small Asian man fly." Holy shit that had me dieing :DD Well done sir, I don't know how you keep coming up with this amazing content, well done indeed! P.S. It's "WE HAWT!", you made a mistake in the 2nd part :)
2018-06-28 16:52
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