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hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org
today i tell you why Lincoln "fnx" Lau is the real GOAT when it comes to CS. let us start with actual CS, to this day fnx is the only player in the world to win every major he has attended, what a GOD this proves that you might as well just give up if you are in a major with fnx because you know he is just going to beat your ass anyway. he has also managed to stay on top level CS despite being on a pretty low tier team. he was also part of 100Thieves which is owned by Matthew "NaDeSHoT" Haag, this man also was captain of OpTic gaming which used to be epic CoD quickscope clan so you know hes pretty swole. this proves that fnx only hangs out with the raddest dudes in the scene.
fnx is also a notorious pussy slayer, we know this as he slept with former teammate Fernando "fer" Alvarenga's girlfriend while they were still in the same team, could you be more ballsy? Unfortunately fnx was caught and thrown off his team at the time SK Gaming by Gabriel "FalleN" Toledo who secretly runs the show at SK Gaming/mibr . FalleN claimed that fnx left because of internal issues but we all know that this is a lie and FalleN got rid of him because he knew his girl was next on fnx's list of teammate's girls to sleep with. fnx is also party boy and lets be real who wouldnt want to party with him, he is known at every bar and nightclub in Brazil and just being near him is bound to get you some free drinks. he is also easy to spot in a club as you simply have to look for the man railing lines of coke off a hooker's ass while his 14th girlfriend is just on the other side of the club. "QUE OTA" he says to the barman as another cup of lean is sent his way.
he is also very rich, taking one look at his instagram will remove any doubts you may have, some of my favourites: instagram.com/p/Bf81x7AgcAX/?hl=en&taken.. - fnx purchasing a new audi instagram.com/p/Bdf_38Lg_Z0/?hl=en&taken.. - fnx about to board his private plane instagram.com/p/BeqGKs8gqPX/?hl=en&taken.. - fnx looking at the city he owns instagram.com/p/BfO429uARh0/?hl=en&taken.. - fnx flexing at the gym, damn hes ripped instagram.com/p/BZDGysUgPr_/?hl=en&taken.. - fnx with his dog,
wow what a nice guy his reason for being very rich is because he owns his own clothing brand Não Tem Como and this is also his CS team, taking one look at the Não Tem Como store shows you that only the freshest bitches are allowed to rep fnx approved apparel, fellow CS god Marcelo "coldzera" David is a big fan of Não Tem Como. the final thing that makes fnx GOAT is that FalleN is scared of him, FalleN is supposedly Brazil CS father or something like that but all evidence shows that FalleN is scared of fnx because he is never seen modelling fnx's clothing while all other Brazil players do and FalleN also kicked fnx from SK because he scared that he is so good. to be honest i think FalleN's days are numbered and soon fnx will take over SK Gaming which i would like to see to be honest tldr: fnx GOAT because he is rich, pussy slayer and much better than fallen will ever be -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
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the only player who has 100% winrate
and yeah, sorry, tl dr
did he really smack the gf of fer LMAO
any proof ?
Just ask mr. fer mr. fiwish
you forgot to switch account
lincoln LAU. LAU.
probably he will be in prison soon or later
he is monkey not a goat! what are you talking about
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