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SCANDINAVIA LANGUAGE
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Sweden HampusLordtop7 
Swedish, Norweigan and Danish ARE THE SAME FCKING LANGUAGE okay? Get it Its the same fcking language cause I can speak with norweigans and danes and they understand me and me understand them ok? So idiots saying they cant understand another scandinavian language is cause they are low IQ its just like different Dialects
2018-06-21 15:28
#1
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Sweden FitDude 
Idk, in written it's super similiar, but to say that e.g. Danish and Swedish sounds the same is stupid. Anyone non-scandinavian, you can probably look up a video on how it sounds, its definietly not the same lol
2018-06-21 15:34
#21
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Denmark DK2strong 
+1
2018-06-21 15:58
#49
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Norway Reachh 
+1
2018-06-21 17:05
#51
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Belarus diehartz 
danish sounds a lil bit like german am i right
2018-06-21 17:11
#52
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Sweden FitDude 
I guess.. some of them do however, have a very similiar English accent as German people. But as a Swedish person who has been hearing the Danish language for a long time, it doesnt sound that much like German to me.
2018-06-21 17:13
#115
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World breezy0 
i have also thought that danish and german accents in english sound pretty similar to each other sometimes. but the languages aren't that similar, german sounds a lot sharper and clearer in the way it's pronounced. danish often just sounds like mumbling... also when compared to swedish, it sounds really different.
2018-06-21 19:23
Sounds like person speaks German but at the same time chokes or potato is inside his mouth
2018-06-21 19:50
#75
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Sweden Zolity 
+1
2018-06-21 17:45
#94
TACO | 
Denmark Doktor_Q 
+1
2018-06-21 18:23
Have you ever been to china for example? Dialects can vary much more than danish and swedish.
2018-06-22 13:39
1bil ppl tho
2018-06-22 13:40
for someone learning swedish, who does not have anything to do with scandinavian language, it should be normal to not understand, but for us it's much easier
2018-06-21 15:35
nordic countries should abandon their own language and start teaching english only in schools
2018-06-21 15:36
Why?
2018-06-21 15:37
why? cuz its stupid to have own language if you only have around 5 million speakers
2018-06-21 15:38
#11
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Sweden FitDude 
what a stupid reason.
2018-06-21 15:40
#25
allu | 
Finland Tonttux 
We are pretty stuppid
2018-06-21 16:04
#95
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Sweden FitDude 
no man, finns are just crazy, in a good way :P
2018-06-21 18:25
#15
Xyp9x | 
Denmark Q^Bert 
low iq
2018-06-21 15:44
#31
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Norway strifer- 
Why? Pretty nice to be able to talk shit about ameriburgers without anyone understanding when traveling. Shame you are not able to try it.
2018-06-21 16:13
And what makes you think i'm native english speaker?
2018-06-21 16:17
#38
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Norway strifer- 
What is the big problem with learning two languages? Its not like Nordic people cant speak English? Pretty much anyone up here can speak English better than the average American. Your statement would be more relevant to shit countries like the Balkans or a handful of countries in Asia where no one can understand a word of English.
2018-06-21 16:21
#50
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Bosnia and Herzegovina aynzz 
Shit countries like the balkans? I've came across more people who aren't capable of forming a sentence in English, in Germany, than I have in Bosnia. (Lets not even bring up Serbia and Croatia where they're most likely even better at English) That statement is extremely ridiculous to make lol
2018-06-21 17:07
English Proficiency Index europe 1. Netherland 72,16 8.Germany= 61,5 14. Serbia = 59,07 20. Bosnia and Herzegovina = 56,17 - still high tho .
2018-06-22 08:59
#164
shroud | 
Bosnia and Herzegovina aynzz 
I might have been unlucky with the ones I came across in Germany then, regardless like you say the percentage is still high as hell.
2018-06-22 18:27
#58
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Def not better than burgers, but yes.
2018-06-21 17:16
idk, burgers obviously know more words and and shit but I've seen them make some stupid fcking mistakes in grammar that people who had to learn it the hard way don't do even by accident
2018-06-21 17:24
#109
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
perhaps, but SPEAKING wise niet!
2018-06-21 19:18
Idiot
2018-06-22 13:42
#53
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
wat
2018-06-21 17:13
what a reason for abandoned our own language. Finnish is not a part of Scandinavian languages.
2018-06-21 17:24
#76
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Sweden Zolity 
Thats soo stupid lmao
2018-06-21 17:46
Rly low iq
2018-06-22 13:40
++++++111111111111111111111111111
2018-06-21 15:40
#17
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Sweden Akoulad 
+1 Also Norway and Sweden should become one country (Norway merging into Sweden and will be called.. Sweden of course)
2018-06-21 15:47
there is no reason for norway to be part of sweden, they are better off alone
2018-06-21 15:49
#19
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Norway Svenssons 
Nah i would rather live in norway than Sweden
2018-06-21 15:49
Norwegians doesn't like Swedes or Sweden... if anything Norway would join Denmark. You have a typical immigrant name btw
2018-06-21 16:23
#42
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CIS A_Hilter 
Wrong
2018-06-21 16:45
Not at all. I'm part Norwegian btw. There will always be deviations, but it's mostly those living close to the border.
2018-06-21 17:00
#67
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CIS A_Hilter 
We don't hate swedes, end of story. Swedish migrant policies maybe.
2018-06-21 17:28
CIS flag, nt immigrant
2018-06-21 18:32
#135
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CIS A_Hilter 
nt
2018-06-21 21:56
CIS flag, nt immigrant
2018-06-21 21:57
#137
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CIS A_Hilter 
immigrant CIS, nt flag
2018-06-21 21:59
Get wrecked
2018-06-21 21:59
#139
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CIS A_Hilter 
part norwegian, what's the other part, nigerian?
2018-06-21 22:01
CIS flag, nt immigrant You think I'm an immigrant when I call you immigrant hahahaha and my name is even Trump omegaLUL I'm pure Germanic and Scandinavian bitch, get the fuck out dirty immigrant
2018-06-21 22:07
#141
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CIS A_Hilter 
definately nigerian
2018-06-21 22:08
Wrecked
2018-06-21 22:08
#143
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CIS A_Hilter 
:) expected from boat migrant
2018-06-21 22:08
Wrecked
2018-06-21 22:09
Cya
2018-06-22 13:43
Get the fuck out of my face, okay?
2018-06-22 15:55
#43
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Sweden Akoulad 
What I meant is, There's should have never been a Norway and Sweden in the first place, just Sweden.
2018-06-21 16:59
You're not even Swedish, but immigrant.
2018-06-21 17:01
#48
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Sweden Akoulad 
I can see why you base that assumption because of my flag, sorry to tell you, I'm not an immigrant. I actually despise them.
2018-06-21 17:04
#56
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Sweden FitDude 
'Norwegians doesn't like Swedes or Sweden' You're just speaking for yourself, Ive met so many Norwegians whom hate Danes, and just as many who dislike Swedes. People be mad cause Sweden is the largest Scandinavian country ;P Size matters.
2018-06-21 17:15
Nobody cares, both Norwegians and Danes laughs at you, they are even using your country as a scare example. Norwegians and Danes wants to go in the opposite direction of Sweden. Danes and Norwegians share same mentality and values compared to Swedes.
2018-06-21 17:19
#61
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Sweden FitDude 
Ey man, just cause your country aint viral. But on a more serious note, you're talking from your perspective, as I said, Ive met norwegians who dislike Danes more. If you think norwegians and Danes treat eachother as brothers, you're wrong, a lot of them dislike eachother. Also, Swedes laugh at you too. Im Guessing you're from Denmark.
2018-06-21 17:22
As I said, if you could read, I'm part Norwegian. You're the laughing stock of Europe, it's just facts, wether you like it or not.
2018-06-21 18:32
#101
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Sweden FitDude 
'I'm part Norwegian.' so you're part norwegian and nothing else? xd 'You're the laughing stock of Europe' Lol if you think that's true, you must be stupid... :( why would we be?
2018-06-21 18:33
Maybe because 90% of convicted group rapists have foreign background. This is just a small amount of the fucked up shit happening in Sweden, that's why Norwegians laughs at you.
2018-06-21 19:53
#146
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Sweden FitDude 
I dont think you've looked at other countries, ever.
2018-06-22 01:07
+1
2018-06-21 17:14
it would be the other way around, sweden is irrelevant
2018-06-21 17:15
#90
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Sweden Akoulad 
How so? Tell me one thing when you think of Norway? Is it hockey? Spotify? IKEA? H&M? Ericsson? Skype? Oh yeah, all those are Swedish!
2018-06-21 18:11
#106
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Sweden MasterBaitor 
Don't take pride in Skype, it's only partly Swedish, and nobody knows what Ericsson is and while we're at it, hockey isn't in any way Swedish
2018-06-21 18:57
That would take the culture away.
2018-06-22 08:50
So idiots saying they cant understand another scandinavian language is cause they are low IQ its just like different Dialects
2018-06-21 15:36
#27
k0nfig | 
Denmark nalleB 
Sure you could use your brain to replace certain words, which you can't understand the meaning of, to get the full context of a sentence. But when several vital words are completely changed from the native language to fit in a sentence, you simply cannot understand it. It goes without saying really.. Nobody understands Nynorsk, and noone understands the Danes in the rural south. You are trying to over-simplify something that's rather complex.
2018-06-21 16:05
#63
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Norway Qua5r00 
ye Nynorsk is the fucking worst, i'm Norwegian and it's hard to learn and it's basically useless.
2018-06-21 17:23
if u got brainz.. u will be able to make out what the person is saying its for sure a matter of intelligence
2018-06-21 19:21
#5
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Sweden kyrtacha 
They both sound like robotic languages and they are pain to your ear. And honestly they each sound more similar to Arabic than to each other.
2018-06-21 15:37
#8
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Denmark KrynexCS 
???????????????? expected from frankistan
2018-06-21 15:38
#12
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Sweden kyrtacha 
Danish = ugly. Norwegian=naive. Swedish=pretentious. Icelandic =weird. Finnish= alien
2018-06-21 15:40
Finnish aint scandinavian language
2018-06-21 15:55
#47
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Sweden MasterSergei 
Neither is Icelandic
2018-06-21 17:03
In a way it is. Its not in Scandinavia, but has its origins in old norse
2018-06-21 17:38
#93
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Turkey 0vercast 
Why do you say Iceland is not Scandinavia ? Their ancestors are the Norwegians who went there 1000 years ago and their language is the closest Scandinavian language to Old Norse. As I know they can understand old Norse better than you.
2018-06-21 18:16
Read what i wrote once more. Iceland is not in Scandinavia neither is The faroe Islands. But their ancestors are from Norway / The brittish Isles, and their language has been well preserved, but it does not change The fact that they are physically not in Scandinavia
2018-06-21 19:22
#125
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Turkey 0vercast 
So you are saying they are scandinavian but they are not in scandinavia ? Do I get it right ?
2018-06-21 19:49
Yes, in a way. Their culture is very similar to ours, and their language has its history in Scandinavia
2018-06-21 20:15
#91
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Turkey 0vercast 
Icelandic is the most Scandinavian language
2018-06-21 18:14
nordic*
2018-06-22 09:11
#154
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Turkey 0vercast 
Their language is Scandinavian. For instance, we Turkish people are not living in Central Asia but our language is Central Asian
2018-06-22 10:48
correct
2018-06-23 03:15
french gay af
2018-06-21 17:15
#62
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Sweden kyrtacha 
but still women wet their pants when they hear about us
2018-06-21 17:22
thats what you think... reality is everyone and their mom pukes.
2018-06-21 17:25
#68
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Sweden kyrtacha 
nope
2018-06-21 17:36
atleast there english accent is understandable, and not like france where it sounds like they have shit in their mouth
2018-06-21 15:42
#14
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Sweden kyrtacha 
yes because they are part of the same language group and they got similar sounds and words
2018-06-21 15:43
English do have alot of words of french origin, due to 1066
2018-06-21 17:39
#118
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Brazil Eneas56 
Rofl
2018-06-21 19:24
#7
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Spain VIKTORAL 
its like saying catalonian is very different from spanish
2018-06-21 15:37
#120
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Brazil Eneas56 
Yeah, but the coolest thing about humanity is diversity, so even if it is small, all differences should be kept. I wonder how similar old Portuguese and old Spanish were a thousand years ago (they were even the same, if I am not wrong!)
2018-06-21 19:27
#124
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Spain VIKTORAL 
yep, we talk the same language in fact ahahahhaah
2018-06-21 19:48
#16
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Sweden wyv0 
In text it's completely understandable yes, in speech no
2018-06-21 15:45
its the same language yes, just different accents. We are the same people also.
2018-06-21 15:59
#23
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Norway NibbaDamn 
U swedish fucks are so stupid so u cant understand norwegian and danish haHAA
2018-06-21 16:02
#26
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Norway SkaMathias 
sant LUL
2018-06-21 16:04
#34
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Sweden DaddyCheese 
Norska är ezpz danska är efterblivet
2018-06-21 16:17
#46
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Norway NibbaDamn 
Yeah so thats why i go to sweden and they cant understand shit haHAA
2018-06-21 17:02
maybe you're retarded or smth? where did you go
2018-06-21 19:53
#71
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Sweden FitDude 
Hold on, still mad cause we rekt scandinavia for so many years? until we gave Norway back to you.
2018-06-21 17:40
#77
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Norway NibbaDamn 
hahah wtf. Why the fuck should i be mad about something like that when i wasnt born?
2018-06-21 17:49
#78
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Sweden FitDude 
Idk, just asking, also, very interesting time. You should look it up, even if you didnt live back in the day. Or nvm, might be dangerous that you'll actually learn something.
2018-06-21 17:50
#80
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Norway NibbaDamn 
I think u should try to learn something. Swedish people isnt really known for being smart so.
2018-06-21 17:52
#82
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Sweden FitDude 
Guess you havent heard about Norwegians either LUL
2018-06-21 17:53
#83
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Norway NibbaDamn 
Nah im just a Norwegian myself so yeah i have probably never heard about Norwegians before haHAA lmaorofl haHAA
2018-06-21 17:57
#84
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Sweden FitDude 
Didnt understand what I meant? LUL brain checks out
2018-06-21 17:58
#85
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Norway NibbaDamn 
Are u actually retarded? hahah! Nice English btw... now im finished talking with u so bye bye. No point replying on this comment cuz i will not read it anyway so have fun.
2018-06-21 18:01
#86
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Sweden FitDude 
Lol ofcourse you will read it. What was incorrect about my English? NT THO
2018-06-21 18:02
#123
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Brazil Eneas56 
You're right dude, relax, swedes think they're superior about what happened like 200 years ago
2018-06-21 19:29
norway > denmark > sweden nt
2018-06-21 17:50
#81
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Sweden FitDude 
Ey man, I dont care if we're #1 or anything like that... I'm living good in Sweden :P I was just talking about the inherit hate between the countries, and that it stems from how hard Sweden rekt the other countries. I mean, we were a powerful country. And now we're viral, and that's cool also
2018-06-21 17:53
#88
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Belgium 69Savage 
Viral for all the wrong reasons
2018-06-21 18:07
#89
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Sweden FitDude 
I'm joking a bit, but I hope you're not fooled by hltv. It isnt what hltv'ers think it is.
2018-06-21 18:08
#102
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Belgium 69Savage 
Yeah, I’m aware of the “actual state” of Sweden hahah, I’ve visited plenty of times (I currently live in Denmark). However, the root of Sweden going viral isn’t for the right reasons, and you know that too :P
2018-06-21 18:37
#103
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Sweden FitDude 
Ofcourse, but Sweden is really only viral on HLTV, and that is cause most people look at the immigration problem and see it as the end of the world. Mostly cause many of the hltvers hate muslims and black people. Yes we did have an issue with immigration, but it's getting fixed slowly but surely.
2018-06-21 18:40
First of all, when you use the word 'rekt', you appear like some pubescent fat internet nerd without any social life. Yo, tighten up a bit. It's embarrassing to read. Btw. Denmark has never been subjected to a foreign power, you can't say that about Sweden. Maybe it's time for you to get an education.
2018-06-22 08:48
#132
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Finland vilzuuUu 
no one fucking cares :D ur country is nowadays fucking shithole
2018-06-21 20:14
+1 I hate swedes from sthlm who dont understand norweigan n danish.. retards
2018-06-21 19:22
is it easy to learn one of them e.g swedish?
2018-06-21 16:02
not really, but for sure easier than learning for example japanese swedish is a germanic language but is not similar at all to german and english for some reason, it will not help u to learn swedish if u know english english will help u learn latin languages lik spanish necessary necesito, and so on, same grammar
2018-06-21 19:24
ty for info
2018-06-21 19:28
Lol not true i would say its one of the easiest languages to learn. Spelling and words are alot easier than in german and grammar is simple. We learn atleast 3 years of that shit in our school and being decent in english helps alot. Finnish is related to finno-uralic so im kinda in same boat with guy who aint from scandinavia/mid europe.
2018-06-22 16:08
#28
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Azerbaijan GKey 
EAT FITTE AND SHUT UP!!!! :D
2018-06-21 16:06
#29
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Sweden deadvein 
You must be born in Malmö if you understand danish. I can't even understand Dupreeh's english. Norwegian I know pretty well because I lived there for 2 years.
2018-06-21 16:10
worked as a bartender? :>
2018-06-21 19:04
#30
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Sweden Bangs 
Are u from Skåne? cause thats the only way i can imagine Swedish and Danish sounds similar
2018-06-21 16:12
yes I am but I understand norweigans even better than danish
2018-06-21 19:24
#121
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Sweden HoIger 
Where in Skåne are you from?
2018-06-21 19:28
#33
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Norway strifer- 
Can confirm.
2018-06-21 16:16
#36
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Turkey GhuzKhan 
Bro it seems like Turkey's Turkish language and other Turkic countries's Turkish language. So ı can understand azerbaijan language also they can understand us. It can be possible on the same locations and similar cultures.
2018-06-21 16:18
I understand like every second word from a norwegian and every third word from a swede.
2018-06-21 16:18
Ai æm daprgodtop1ænd ai æm ritarded fårhed
2018-06-21 16:30
#72
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
i am darpgodtop1 and i am retarded 4Head? Is it correct?
2018-06-21 17:42
#59
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Finland Gl1tCh3D_ 
I can only understand danish and norwegian when its written
2018-06-21 17:19
#73
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
Scavs gib me an advice which language easier to study, ty
2018-06-21 17:42
#74
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Denmark ulfsen 
Ur right. Let's reunite all of scandinavia and make one country and take over Europe. #BringBackTheKalmarUnion
2018-06-21 17:44
#87
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Sweden FitDude 
Imagine if we did, sadly we fought eachother instead of focusing on other shit.
2018-06-21 18:03
#104
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Denmark ulfsen 
We would be the strongest force in Europe no doubt. Denmark and Sweden are the two countries that has fought the most against each other in Europe. So true dat.
2018-06-21 18:50
#145
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Sweden FitDude 
Sadly, and now we have this 'anger' towards eachother inherited from all the war between eachother... Or that's atleast what my conclusions are.
2018-06-22 01:06
No we dont when all comes to all, we are all good friends
2018-06-22 09:29
#92
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Finland Ez4encehaHAA 
bet you cant undestand finnish brother (i know its not part of scandinavia)
2018-06-21 18:15
Still nordic friends, yksi kaksi kolme ruotsi
2018-06-21 18:29
#119
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Sweden HoIger 
Satana perkelele, vittu torille, suomi, and that's about how much i know
2018-06-21 19:25
Thats a good start
2018-06-21 19:51
saatana perkele* :P
2018-06-22 13:38
#96
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Norway duffz00r 
we are one
2018-06-21 18:25
Why do you even care about this? Everybody in Europe will speak some kind of arabic language in 10 years. LUL
2018-06-21 18:26
i know a lot of Danes,Fines and they dont even know what is Din javla fitta
2018-06-21 18:52
Thats probably because fitta/fitte is not a word in both danish and finnish
2018-06-21 19:16
This guy said Swedish, Norweigan and Danish ARE THE SAME FCKING LANGUAGE okay?
2018-06-21 20:24
Yes, but still you mention finnish. And danes, norwegians and swedish do have some different words from eachother
2018-06-21 20:40
Swedish sounds most normal Norwegian sounds like Swedish but you have some braindamage Danish sounds like a mix between the two but you put a potato deep in your throat
2018-06-21 19:19
I understand Germans, but they don't understand me. ^^
2018-06-21 19:22
Threads like these literally makes me want to punch the internet and leave it for good. I have lots of Norwegian and Danish friends, I find myself struggling sometimes to understand Danish after a couple of beers, but hey we're all good. Why would this form any sort of foundation to start spewing crap about which country is the best, which country is the most intelligent, which country that owned the most land 500 years ago? Nationalism and narrow-minded dipshits working from behind the screens at its finest. inb4 "Leave then ****."
2018-06-21 20:00
Just my thoughts exactly, we are sitting on a gaming site with virgins trying 24/7 to flame eachother, when all comes to all then all scandinavians are good friends
2018-06-22 09:32
Well summarized. And happy that there are some users around on here who aren't completely braindead.
2018-06-23 16:52
#150
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United States Paulius_CS 
Regardless its a weird bird language. Reminds me of me in the airport chilling on wifi
2018-06-22 09:08
wtf "weird bird language" LMAO
2018-06-22 13:41
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