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mixwell | 
Europe newme2019 
a girl asked me if im in a relationship or not should i lie to her? i dont think she is into me..
2018-06-21 23:35
Send pics, if she's good appearence, then say "no".
2018-06-21 23:36
help me get her ill arange a 3sum
2018-06-21 23:38
#13
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India Sim0 
+1
2018-06-21 23:41
#76
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Sri Lanka falsegod 
y not 4some?
2018-06-25 12:57
cuz he gonna make a 5some
2018-06-25 21:19
dumb
2018-06-21 23:38
i promise
2018-06-21 23:38
#3
Sweden hoey 
she wouldnt ask if she wasnt interested
2018-06-21 23:38
#8
smooya | 
United Kingdom 1ARMgod 
+1
2018-06-21 23:40
+1
2018-06-21 23:44
i never had any gf.. coulden't she be trying to mock me if i say no? she has this weird super long handshake everytime we meet but i dont think she is interested in me.. never mentioned it
2018-06-21 23:44
#17
Sweden hoey 
dumbest thing i heard all day, you seem to be good friends why would she mock you??????
2018-06-21 23:45
i know a lot about her but she doesnt know much about me.. i basically just listen and dont talk.. i think we are not good friends idk im insecure.. want everythiny to go as planned :((
2018-06-21 23:58
well you wont know unless you make a move, even something really simple like "hey, i like spending time with you [name], wanna go to a movie?"
2018-06-22 00:01
#28
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
holy shit ur insecure like a beta, she likely likes you, you likely like her, tell her the truth, maybe you can get smth going, girls like confidence ffs but you act like you'd be fine with anyone stealing her away
2018-06-22 00:02
i told her no last night, then she said she wants to meet tonight :-s im nervous
2018-06-22 12:06
#31
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
ur like a anime/manga mc that thinks he will never get love and completely ignores the girl who's blatantly in love with you who's been with you for 5 years, just cuz u think so little of yourself you think she could never like u.. such beta, no shit the muslims are invading when this generation is as weakminded as you.... gl
2018-06-23 22:04
bro u are not helping u just wanna destroy me.. gj
2018-06-24 22:48
#33
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
how'd it go lul
2018-06-25 05:28
not what you expect ^__^ she said she was mad and wanted to talk with someone..
2018-06-25 11:54
#41
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
did you get anywhere? dont get friendzoned buddy
2018-06-25 11:55
The thing is. This female is more Alpha than you are, shes using you to talk her emotions out of her head ( womens are full of emotions ). You need to make your move NOW ( it might be too late already ) Or you are forever friendzoned my frend.
2018-06-25 12:32
"forever" Really mate? Think again.
2018-06-25 13:32
#100
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France mintzz 
facepalm...
2018-06-26 22:32
#6
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Germany teamplayer2005 
Never had sex or kissed but i would say she is interested if she asks
2018-06-21 23:39
2005 😂
2018-06-21 23:40
Pocket money of 13 yo german > average income in lithuania
2018-06-21 23:44
#18
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Spain Carlos_xD 
Deutschland über alles xdxdxdxd all germans thinks the same xdxdxdxd
2018-06-21 23:47
#77
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Yea just like all spanish people think the same. No matter if from Madrid or Barcelona. If their ID says "Spain" they are all the same. Bait or stupid?
2018-06-25 13:04
#101
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Brazil Mentecapto 
hey shaddy89
2018-06-26 22:35
#104
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Shadyy* :) hi Mentacapto
2018-06-26 22:54
or in other words im not special i just have some pocket money because i have parents with jobs. Way to go
2018-06-22 00:35
#37
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United States Grady8_ 
+11111111111
2018-06-25 05:49
#45
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Paraguay HighAlching 
typical kid bragging about shit he hasnt earned
2018-06-25 12:06
#7
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Indonesia BrokenClocks 
You should just be as you are.
2018-06-21 23:39
girl is u haha fggot
2018-06-21 23:40
why so rudee mr despacito ? :)
2018-06-25 05:47
What are your intentions with her? Was it just casual talk where you both were asking about each other or more of a random/spontaneous question?
2018-06-21 23:41
umm idk i have no intention, maybe sex her :DD (jk) we already know each other, she randomly SMSed me if i say yes she would ask more questions about it, which i dont have answers and if i say no im afraid that she would think i cant find gf and mock me omg its been almost 20min and i havent replied yet.. :-s
2018-06-21 23:54
Better to not lie about it. You'll end up getting caught by your lies eventually. Just be honest.
2018-06-21 23:56
#25
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
+1
2018-06-22 00:00
#27
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Sweden Zaser5 
LauraS to the rescue, as always lol
2018-06-22 00:02
#78
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
So true. Women always figure out the truth. And you (shoombool) shouldn't start like "I can tell her bs because I only wanna sex her". You probably end up falling in love and have to reveal the truth later or she finds out about it and you are find yourself in a messy situation.
2018-06-25 13:10
you should ask yourself, do you want to cheat on your right hand
2018-06-21 23:42
+1
2018-06-21 23:49
lol
2018-06-26 23:25
Just be honest
2018-06-21 23:49
the pink hole between her legs is for putting your pee pee in it thank me later
2018-06-21 23:54
Are you pedophile? Pussy aint pink on adults.
2018-06-25 12:35
it definitelly can be
2018-06-25 12:53
#79
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Mabye your gf should try to wash her pussy every now and then
2018-06-25 13:11
Dudes maybe chill, this is HLTV nothing serious :DDDDD.
2018-06-25 14:21
maybe on the hentai movies you fap on it isnt in real life it is tho
2018-06-25 15:38
Im quite sure you are the one whos fapping to anime here.
2018-06-25 15:39
#34
Finland MMAd 
btw 12 yers old.
2018-06-25 05:29
fuck you
2018-06-25 11:51
#93
Finland MMAd 
Expected from UK.
2018-06-25 21:02
typical finn, is this ur cousin? i.imgur.com/r7vitrP.jpg
2018-06-26 09:37
#98
Finland MMAd 
Coming from UK.
2018-06-26 22:30
"Expected from UK." "Coming from UK." 2 drunk 2 think sth different? understandable, u are retarded
2018-06-26 22:31
I don't use alcohol, but nice try.
2018-06-26 22:37
What's that?
2018-06-25 05:38
You shouldn't lie to anyone.
2018-06-25 11:53
Obvious troll or actual autism. Girl asks you if you have a gf, talks to you when you don't talk back and texts you randomly. Of course she's interested. Also why the fuck would she mock you for not having a relationship? Jesus christ the insecurities, just own up to it. If she asks why you don't have one just say you "haven't found the right person yet".
2018-06-25 11:57
#44
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
You are so cringe lol.
2018-06-25 12:04
Around 180 girls banged, you don't have to be mad my dude
2018-06-25 12:06
#47
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
And that nickname adds even more C R I N G E.
2018-06-25 12:06
an accurate reflection of reality, Mr. MetalMan, you don't have to be mad my dude
2018-06-25 12:08
#49
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
I am not mad. Just saying that you are ultra cringe.
2018-06-25 12:11
Polish guy drank himself to brain damage. Typical.
2018-06-25 12:13
#51
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Nt, I don't drink. Belgian Immigrant being cringe. Typical.
2018-06-25 12:14
Brain damage without drinking, impressive.
2018-06-25 12:23
#53
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Yeah you really impressed me with that. Have you been to a specialist or something ?
2018-06-25 12:23
You're not very good at this
2018-06-25 12:24
#55
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
You either.
2018-06-25 12:24
Nice grammar my dude
2018-06-25 12:24
#57
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Where's the dot at the end ?
2018-06-25 12:25
It's: Neither are you*
2018-06-25 12:26
#60
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Yeah I always mix these two. Still no dot ?
2018-06-25 12:26
Can't complain about punctuation and add a space before your question mark LUL idiot
2018-06-25 12:27
#62
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Dot ???
2018-06-25 12:27
It's called a period my dude
2018-06-25 12:28
#66
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
ERROR 404 DOT NOT FOUND OMEGALUL Fucking DatingExpert AXAXAXAXAXAXAx
2018-06-25 12:29
#67
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Soooo cringe dude.
2018-06-25 12:29
But why are you mad?
2018-06-25 12:30
#69
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
I am not mad. Are you ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
2018-06-25 12:30
#72
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United States crymeariver 
PL > Belgium tbh
2018-06-25 12:42
#64
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
D O T ??? ??? ???
2018-06-25 12:28
#58
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
C R I N G E L O R D
2018-06-25 12:25
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-06-25 13:33
Not lying or exaggerating sorry to burst your reality bubble my dude
2018-06-25 15:34
Again: xDDDDD
2018-06-25 21:18
#102
feint | 
United States furfag 
Y r u counting?
2018-06-26 22:37
"around" does that sound like counting? In these ranges that might mean anything from 165 to 195. Fairly certain I didn't hit 200
2018-06-26 23:20
#108
feint | 
United States furfag 
I dunno I see the numbers and I think counting
2018-06-27 19:41
#43
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
ask secks and be fukc her
2018-06-25 12:03
What if you just tell the truth?
2018-06-25 12:27
If you have a gf say YES If you don't have a gf say NO As easy as that.
2018-06-25 12:43
#74
Laz | 
Japan Neion4ty7 
whats the point in lying?
2018-06-25 12:48
#81
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
There are a lot of valid points for lies bro. Dont mix up weeb with reality.
2018-06-25 13:14
#82
Laz | 
Japan Neion4ty7 
about being in a relationship or not?
2018-06-25 13:16
#83
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Well I could make up some situations where it would be usefull. But in his situation it's probably not. But we have only little information about it so well...
2018-06-25 13:30
#84
Laz | 
Japan Neion4ty7 
i guess so.
2018-06-25 13:28
#80
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Germany ripseN 
tell her you got broads in atlanta
2018-06-25 13:13
Just put your dick in her wtf
2018-06-25 13:44
Lying doesn't work my British friend.
2018-06-25 15:38
dont lie wtf
2018-06-26 22:54
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