Thread has been deleted
Last comment
Your dream gf
Mongolia SadUnicorn 
Describe your dream girl How she should look, act, etc
2018-06-22 09:35
<3 nylon me > smithzz
2018-06-22 09:37
I know nylon, she used to look hot. Has she stopped playing cs, though?
2018-06-22 09:49
#24
dapr | 
Belgium INTNZ- 
naah played against her 4days ago
2018-06-22 09:58
#286
 | 
Turkey Mustafa- 
My dream girl = A TURKISH GIRL THATS ALL TURKISH GIRL PRETTY BEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD ACCEPT THAT TRUTH BOYS
2018-06-23 02:15
who doesnt like a covered up mummy
2018-06-23 02:46
#311
 | 
Turkey Mustafa- 
Nt son
2018-06-23 12:53
(stop streaming)
2018-06-23 00:06
Buceta rosa
2018-06-22 14:56
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2018-06-22 21:26
vai aparecer no jn, cuidado
2018-06-23 04:43
Look healthy, not be basic bitch, not a criminal. Funny.
2018-06-22 09:39
So you don't care about her appearance?
2018-06-22 09:50
"look healthy" depending on what u wanna imply it already might mean shes good looking.
2018-06-22 13:58
i mean like i don't care about hair, eye, skin color, just in shape
2018-06-22 20:01
well i guess u can be healthy but have a fucky face at the same time or totally saggy tits or whatever so its fair to say a bit more than "look healthy"
2018-06-22 20:04
im in highschool, i don't know anyone besides really fat people that have saggy tits.
2018-06-22 20:06
well just as an example feel free to look at pornstar heather starlet. no wonder she aint really that successful
2018-06-22 20:20
lol doesnt care about hair
2018-06-23 02:49
#5
 | 
Germany teamplayer2005 
Blonde Blue eyes Around 5'8 (174cm) cute face with freckles well trained behind relatively small boobs
2018-06-22 09:40
Blonde, Blue eyes? Expected
2018-06-22 10:38
xD
2018-06-22 10:49
#70
 | 
Czech Republic dobre 
xD
2018-06-22 11:18
#117
 | 
Europe CZADzz 
xD
2018-06-22 13:00
xD
2018-06-22 13:11
xD
2018-06-22 13:26
xD
2018-06-22 13:47
xD
2018-06-22 14:19
xD
2018-06-22 14:20
xD
2018-06-22 15:54
#193
 | 
France TheFaren 
XD
2018-06-22 15:56
xD
2018-06-22 20:26
#210
 | 
Brazil FaynE 
XD
2018-06-22 20:35
#217
 | 
France eXXXist 
xD
2018-06-22 20:53
#243
 | 
India Sim0 
xD
2018-06-22 21:42
#253
 | 
Czech Republic LastOneCS 
RUINED /close (c) not pr0kda wtf
2018-06-22 23:16
Nt prodka
2018-06-22 23:59
Xd
2018-06-23 00:04
#278
 | 
Israel ch33tos 
xD
2018-06-23 01:21
xD
2018-06-23 02:14
#292
 | 
Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
xD
2018-06-23 02:39
#308
 | 
Poland cGev 
xD
2018-06-23 10:37
#44
 | 
Netherlands Dust2isBest 
only how she looks matters? can she be a retard who pisses you off every second?
2018-06-22 10:46
No
2018-06-22 11:03
#181
 | 
Netherlands Dust2isBest 
Ok
2018-06-22 14:22
#59
kennyS | 
Germany Bense 
good choice but normal boobs like C
2018-06-22 11:10
#61
 | 
Iran Animal1ty 
go to Russia, my friend
2018-06-22 11:11
I am friendzoned by this exact girl
2018-06-22 11:12
Hello there.
2018-06-22 12:19
FeelsBadMan
2018-06-22 13:48
Probably cause u like adidas
2018-06-22 14:00
east europian girls have different mentality, very unlikely she will get yours.. they dont even get some western jokes
2018-06-22 12:20
Small boobs are u gay ?
2018-06-22 12:39
#106
 | 
Switzerland veach 
no u
2018-06-22 12:49
I prefer bigger boobs. Like c size.
2018-06-22 15:59
#200
 | 
Switzerland veach 
C cups arent considered "big" yet, they're slightly above average but small boobs > all
2018-06-22 16:04
C isn't small by my standards
2018-06-22 21:30
#246
 | 
Switzerland veach 
its not small but its not big yet
2018-06-22 22:55
Between big and small it's the best size :)
2018-06-23 01:19
#6
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Im with my dream Girl already. Allthough she dislikes CS and has no interest in PC Gaming (which is totally fine for me, i realy dont want to Play with SIlver grills, not even if she's my Girl). We are together since almost 2 years now and the last few months i started baiting her more and more and after explaining it to her she started Rating my baits 0-8. It's great :) She is blond, 1,69m, cute and has a normal Body. Not such big boobs (75C) but they fit in my Hand decently. She is 21 now and im 28. She wasn't a virgin (had sex with 2 guys before me) but never had a relationship before. So her pussy was too tight in the begin but over time i fixed that and now the pain stopped and she can enjoy sex nicely. Really happy with her atm. P.S. Its non of your moms.
2018-06-22 09:47
#21
mertz | 
Australia Dremidus 
This has got to be the cringiest hltv comment I have ever seen...
2018-06-22 09:57
#26
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
thanks bro
2018-06-22 09:59
+1
2018-06-22 10:39
+1 6/8 bait btw
2018-06-22 10:40
8-8 cringe tho
2018-06-22 10:52
+1
2018-06-22 11:01
#63
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
Sounds like a Baguette_from_ikea bait or w/e he was called :D
2018-06-22 11:12
#84
Laz | 
Europe onlineJ420 
LMAO AHAHA
2018-06-22 12:17
#127
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2018-06-22 13:20
You cannot be more right...
2018-06-22 14:58
+ fucking 1
2018-06-23 02:05
+1
2018-06-23 02:13
lol myth pussies don't stretch. She was probably more afriad at the start and is more relaxed now. Her actual pussy size did not change.
2018-06-22 11:02
#65
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Yea sounds covincingly. It's true that she is way more relaxed now and was pretty nervous in the beginning. Thanks bro
2018-06-22 11:13
this guy knows :D
2018-06-22 21:35
the dream story
2018-06-22 11:48
OMEGALUUUUUUUUUUUL
2018-06-22 13:50
#154
 | 
Italy steven513 
"i started baiting her more and more and after explaining it to her she started Rating my baits 0-8." HAHAHHAHAH WTF
2018-06-22 13:56
#163
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Already thought about bringing her to hltv one day...but im scared. This is probably to much yet...
2018-06-22 14:00
I am really offended how you said "I dont want to play with silver girls anyway". I used to play with my bf and I was smfc/global, maybe she would get there too with a bit of effort and interest in game.
2018-06-22 21:36
but she would be silver if she never played CS before as he said
2018-06-23 00:09
#310
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
LOL she wouldn't know what to do anyway and would have to start from 0 gaming experience beside The Sims and Harvest Moon (and very poor Mario Kart). Maybe you are less offended if I tell you that I dont play with my Silver Guyfriends as well because its boring and awefull.
2018-06-23 11:41
#173
 | 
Israel ShadowMuffin 
She is 21 now and im 28. ok
2018-06-22 14:16
#184
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
? Comment Needs to have actual Content.
2018-06-22 14:33
good for you i guess
2018-06-23 00:06
FBI OPEN UP
2018-06-22 11:25
#83
 | 
Ukraine petruska 
xd
2018-06-22 12:14
#11
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
sexable
2018-06-22 09:50
cute korean girl that looks good w/o any plastic surgery or makeup xd
2018-06-22 09:51
#54
 | 
United Kingdom LooseHS 
disgusting
2018-06-22 11:02
#60
 | 
Brazil Gunzel 
korean girl w/o plastic? is it possible lul
2018-06-22 11:10
very
2018-06-22 11:15
#219
 | 
Europe cArn5 
xD
2018-06-22 20:58
#13
 | 
Lithuania Paulius_CS 
good genetics latina 95% + EU genetics, not very tall, lean lower torso, from ex-Grand Columbija territory edit: something like this 2.bp.blogspot.com/-O6YYGFJ3TD0/T1BxlPqhC.. 2.bp.blogspot.com/-vJ8liS89Ewg/UV-p1uylu..
2018-06-22 10:04
looks like trap fking disgusting
2018-06-22 20:40
Does this lady have a name, kind sir?
2018-06-22 21:31
Oops, was browsing on phone and Just realised it's in the link, sorry!
2018-06-22 21:36
#14
gabesson | 
Hungary Envo. 
family oriented, not popular, and cares about emotions of the men, likes to stay at home
2018-06-22 09:54
#18
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
I like the attitude, wish u the best finding her.
2018-06-22 09:56
#38
gabesson | 
Hungary Envo. 
thanks, wish the best for you too
2018-06-22 10:05
#15
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
Laugh at my jokes, dark hair, older than me, about 25 yo. Studying at uni or having a stable job. Short, good person, also being good with dogs and kids is important for me too
2018-06-22 09:54
nt prokda
2018-06-22 09:56
#19
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
I'm not prokda wtf
2018-06-22 09:57
#20
 | 
Brazil Desteriction 
nt prokda
2018-06-22 09:57
#66
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
nt prokda
2018-06-22 11:14
dead meme
2018-06-22 12:24
#87
 | 
Lithuania Kooligan 
nt prokda
2018-06-22 12:19
#100
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
I'm not prokda wtf
2018-06-22 12:38
#104
 | 
Lithuania Kooligan 
That's what prokda would say
2018-06-22 12:44
#111
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
I'm not prokda wtf
2018-06-22 12:52
Pale, black hair, choker, petite but a nice ass tits aren't important but like a B or D/DD cup is ideal and must have a good sense of humour, should actually have interests of her own or share mine
2018-06-22 09:57
#23
 | 
Brazil Desteriction 
what do you mean by choker?
2018-06-22 09:57
Not device, the clothing item, although enjoying being choked is good too
2018-06-22 10:00
XDDDDDDDD
2018-06-22 10:01
How the...
2018-06-22 10:01
#35
 | 
Brazil Desteriction 
But why do you need that item? Does it affect you in any way?
2018-06-22 10:03
I don't need it but it's hot
2018-06-22 10:04
Fashion accesoire worn by thots in western countries
2018-06-22 10:01
#34
 | 
Brazil Desteriction 
But why would he need that? It's pretty much useless?
2018-06-22 10:03
Weird fetish
2018-06-22 10:04
Also bonus points if she's independent
2018-06-22 10:01
The young Scarlett Johansson is my dream gf.
2018-06-22 09:57
#25
 | 
Brazil Desteriction 
Why not the old one?
2018-06-22 09:58
Because she was so cute, when she was about 18 -22. She was also so Innocent and pervert in 1 :D
2018-06-22 10:56
Lost in Translation Scarlett 10/10
2018-06-22 10:00
appearence: idk.all the grills i like look different. i must be thrilled by the first sight tho mindset: loyal, has decent sense of humour,always improving herself as a person,caring,passionate
2018-06-22 10:01
#39
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic pr0kda 
I'm surprised no one mentioned blow job skills here
2018-06-22 10:06
Its hltv lol, virgins everywhere
2018-06-22 10:12
#50
 | 
Germany Constikdw 
Actually virgins would mention such dumb shit xD
2018-06-22 10:56
#68
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
Yeah.. when i read boobs/ass/pussy first i know for sure they're just dreaming and never had a gf before lol
2018-06-22 11:15
What’s wrong with desiring a girl with good Blowjob skills, though?
2018-06-22 11:34
#75
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
Nothing if you're under 18 after that i guess you'll figure out there's "just" a little bit more important things than that
2018-06-22 11:35
You’re fucking retarded. No one is saying there’s no more important things. This thread is about your dream gf. You can include anything you want in her. Good blowjob skills could be just an extra bonus. It doesn’t mean she would have a shitty personality or something like that.
2018-06-22 11:39
#79
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
Hmm i guess 15 or 16
2018-06-22 11:44
Thanks for mentioning your IQ
2018-06-22 12:23
#94
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
ehh boring bait
2018-06-22 12:24
edit: #96
2018-06-22 12:34
lol sit down kid u know nothing. You can teach girl proper blowjob but u cant teach her personality or body features. You would nut in her mouth just by touching her lips so why do u care go continue to masturbate to porn.
2018-06-22 12:31
#124
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Nothing wrong with masturbating to porn.
2018-06-22 13:16
with moderation
2018-06-22 13:28
#136
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
I'm only IQ134 so I don't understand that reply. Explain pls
2018-06-22 13:42
too much jerking off to porn ruins your sexual drive with women and can lead to addiction and ruining of life.
2018-06-22 13:49
#153
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Yea I've read about this theory in HLTV before. And the arguments there were mostly reasonable. But I didn't experience it like this. I was a badass wanker in my younger days before I had girlfriends. And even since than I do enjoy a few decent minutes with porn and myself. I can't compare if my sexlife would be way better if I would never done it back than or stop doing it nowadays (won't happen, still like it very much) but Im pretty fine with things right now. Never had a Problem with no sexual drive towards women. The perv is strong in me. That theory probably Counts for the majority, but surely not for everyone.
2018-06-22 13:55
Sure it's not like a rule which works same for everyone but you should be aware of it. Read this telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/scary-e..
2018-06-22 16:00
thats bullshit
2018-06-22 14:09
Nt porn producer
2018-06-22 14:55
yayaya my point is ur talking like my mom when she talks about weed. no, there is no inherent danger in pornography. it wont ruin ur sex drive, make u addicted or ruin ur life unless ur a really fuckin special case. any normal guy can wank off five times a day to porn if he wants and nothings gonna happen.
2018-06-22 14:57
Oh yeah a teenage brat living with his mom knows it all lol classic. Fuck the scientific research. I'm not even gonna explain you issue in depth coz it would be pointless here. I speak from my own experience of 26 y/o who also wanked like crazy in his 16. The issue is aimed for men not teens. So if you really wanna look into something you know shit about read this article especially 2nd half. telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/scary-e..
2018-06-22 15:56
i dont live with my mom and i happen to be just as old as u are. i cba to read all this bullshit that u linked bcs quite frankly: its bullshit. a load of "might have smth to do with porn" or "could be a factor in erectile dysfunction" and BLABLABLA. hence my comparison with weed smoking. yes there are problems and potential dangers with that as well but i cant be bothered to give in to some fear mongering bullshit. millions and millions of guys will continue to watch porn regularly and wank off religiously to it and to the absolute vast majority of them nothings gonna happen.
2018-06-22 16:52
Emilia Hult
2018-06-22 10:53
flusha
2018-06-22 10:59
that pussy is U S E D brother
2018-06-22 14:10
well worn
2018-06-23 02:13
#51
 | 
Germany Constikdw 
Probably brown hair Not too skinny and not fat, just sporty Character: Intelligent, funny and caring Everything else secondary
2018-06-22 10:57
kinda of.
2018-06-22 21:27
#256
 | 
Germany Constikdw 
Why?
2018-06-22 23:53
intelligent people arent funny always
2018-06-23 00:09
#267
 | 
Germany Constikdw 
There are some, trust me
2018-06-23 00:10
sure
2018-06-23 00:13
Personality > looks. Even though looks are important, I filter by personality if it was to be a gf: -Number 1 thing she needs to have: easygoing attitude that can talk crap with the best of us. -Makes me feel like i can be 100% myself, including autistic humor and gaming and everything else. I don't feel like I need to justify anything -Great sexual chemistry, if the physical part of your relationship is bad then there will be issues regardless of how cool she is -Some ambition and drive. Can't stand women who are like "my hobbies are travel and partying and hanging out with friends". That's everyone's fucking hobbies. -Being unique in some sort of sense. Feel like you can't find this type of girl just around the corner -Super down to earth and no drama queen
2018-06-22 11:06
Name checks out
2018-06-22 11:11
#69
 | 
Sweden Dino1 
2 of my ex's are drama queens, holy fucking shit that was annoying as fuck.
2018-06-22 11:17
I know man. At first the drama can almost seem interesting but it saps your energy so much and is horrible for your personality in the long term
2018-06-22 13:49
#76
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Also very important is the sense to work on problems and make compromises to fix them.
2018-06-22 11:39
Agreed. Divorce rates in Belgium are 71%. People just get together without knowing how well they're made for each other and expect to be in that passion phase forever. If you eventually do commit to a long term relationship, you have to expect to work. You have to expect to fall in and out of love several times too. It happens. I think people are sold an image of marriage that is too ideal and few marriages actually do comply to those movie rules
2018-06-22 13:51
#89
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
2 on your list is by far the most important to me. well put together list sir
2018-06-22 12:21
ty my dude
2018-06-22 13:51
Oh here we meet again. Yeah I can tell you went and learnt trough some shit too bro. Totally agree with u
2018-06-22 12:38
To be completely honest I haven't really been through any shit relationships. I haven't had any major heartbreak stories either. Through the years of first just wanting loads of pussy at a younger age and then just looking for more of a vibe and personal connections you eventually learn what the important things are
2018-06-22 13:52
I see, good for you I went through one shit relationship and it was enough to revalue my priorities. Pretty face and firm ass which everyone craves so much is not everything.
2018-06-22 14:17
#115
 | 
France PaulST 
That guy knows
2018-06-22 12:54
Cute, kind, optimistic, faithful (not a slut).
2018-06-22 11:08
#71
 | 
Europe aNCIOn 
hot blind deaf mute
2018-06-22 11:22
-GF -Sexdoll choose one
2018-06-22 11:32
#78
 | 
Spain G3CK0 
Anyone who loves me
2018-06-22 11:42
#110
 | 
Switzerland veach 
feelsbadman
2018-06-22 12:52
#113
 | 
Spain G3CK0 
It does
2018-06-22 12:53
same :(
2018-06-22 20:45
#80
 | 
Estonia teremartin 
2018-06-22 11:46
#91
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
looks is a 10/10. Perfect as a fuckdoll. But I guess she will get you in madass trouble as your gf (assuming you have to beat off guys who wanna hit on her, whereever you go). Really not something to look out for imo.
2018-06-22 12:22
Plastic whore
2018-06-22 12:42
#121
 | 
Poland Spectra_CS 
year checks out virgin
2018-06-22 13:12
are you retarded?
2018-06-22 11:48
#85
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
me
2018-06-22 12:17
golland swdes norwes austras canadas blondes
2018-06-22 12:22
Cute face Blonde ~160 Trained body Good personality
2018-06-22 12:37
how tall are you
2018-06-22 20:46
175
2018-06-22 21:23
enjoy midget kids
2018-06-22 21:33
Cute face Blonde ~160 Trained body Good personality
2018-06-22 12:37
erdogan can call me anytime
2018-06-22 12:47
#107
 | 
Poland AryanGuy 
Natural blonde 165 - 175 cm girl with blue eyes
2018-06-22 12:51
#108
 | 
Indonesia DemonicNep 
cute asian girl who loves cosplay
2018-06-22 12:51
red head normal wahmen hair someone who i relate to
2018-06-22 12:51
#125
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
3/8
2018-06-22 13:18
#112
 | 
Switzerland veach 
yes
2018-06-22 12:53
#114
 | 
Germany Dayjay 
2D
2018-06-22 12:54
brunette with dark blue eyes and cute face like Lily Collins, Nice legs and boobs (Not very big, Not very small) Sexy body as whole and good personallity but most important part is that i have to love her and i don't want her to be someone like twitch attention seeking asmr bitch.
2018-06-22 12:55
#118
cyx | 
Netherlands vldpkha 
My ex :(
2018-06-22 13:02
past is past bro, move on. what needs to be ours, will come in the right time.
2018-06-22 21:30
#291
 | 
Brazil Mentecapto 
+127948593
2018-06-23 02:37
Hot (by Your standards because every1 has different taste in woman), Smart as fk, Funny, Loyal and most important - good cook. and honestly this is my fiance. Every1 i know is telling me that I hit the jackpot and I agree with them. I know its gonna sound cheesy but You can't be pessimist in life. I'm always pushing to achieve my goals, I don't cry if something goes wrong for me. I always believe that if You work hard and if You think that everything will be better than OK then life is gonna be amazing. SInce I changed my mindset, everything works for me in life. Mindset is everything. Trust me
2018-06-22 13:10
#162
 | 
Portugal macpjoao 
pics bro, PICS
2018-06-22 14:00
#122
 | 
Poland Spectra_CS 
2018-06-22 13:14
#128
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Wanna share your gf with 1,3mio followers who probably fap over her pics all day long? You must be like 15yo and know nothing about life.
2018-06-22 13:23
you sound like when you were 15yo you knew everything about life LUL respect 15yo's
2018-06-22 13:28
#134
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
>u totally misunderstood me (it's the other way around, i knew nothing with 15 thats why i said it) >u baited me pick one
2018-06-22 13:40
Kappa
2018-06-22 13:46
#137
 | 
Poland Spectra_CS 
germanistani gets triggered cuz she has a lot of followers lmao ur pathetic af
2018-06-22 13:44
#142
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
gl with your dreamgirl bro
2018-06-22 13:49
#146
 | 
Poland Spectra_CS 
tnx
2018-06-22 13:51
T H I C C
2018-06-22 13:14
no dick
2018-06-22 13:30
why?
2018-06-22 13:52
I don't want that my gf has a dick
2018-06-22 13:54
why?
2018-06-22 13:55
why not?
2018-06-22 13:57
My gf got a bigger dick then mine. That's how we do here.
2018-06-22 13:58
xD
2018-06-22 13:59
#133
 | 
Portugal Jaaaaah! 
my ex
2018-06-22 13:31
My crush
2018-06-22 13:42
#149
KRIMZ | 
Sweden FnerZy 
Not easily offended, into videogames and lifting.
2018-06-22 13:52
Hmmm.... Either Lauren Mayberry, Yukimi Nagano or Lana Del Rey.
2018-06-22 13:58
#157
 | 
Israel sbd123 
cute smart and nice looks matter less to me but i dont want her to be ugly average is fine
2018-06-22 13:58
mongol al yum bj medrelted bgarai
2018-06-22 13:59
What the f.ck
2018-06-22 14:11
Not sure i'm open to whatever life brings my way as long as she is nice and not crazy, but what I'm very sure of is that it isn't my current gf/booty call/or whatever the hell we are.
2018-06-22 14:02
i got confused too.
2018-06-22 21:31
NOTHING is more attractive than an intelligent woman. Period.
2018-06-22 14:08
2018-06-22 14:12
HAHAHA
2018-06-23 02:15
LMAO
2018-06-23 02:19
merkel is pretty smart bratan, maybe u got a shot? intelligence isnt attractive per sé. it can raise a womans attractiveness when she is already attractive.
2018-06-22 14:15
merkel is a bit fatty so she can't be too smart. :x
2018-06-23 02:59
#182
 | 
France HYPNO5 
although i like funny answers to these kinds of questions i must say i totally agree , plus its so unusual to see a girl say something really clever and having her own opinion its extremely attracting to me .
2018-06-22 14:23
Dumb bitch with fake tits and ass, 5 kg makeup on her face. Cannot cook properly,staying and taking pictures infront of the mirror all the time and making duckface. Loving to give blowjon all the time and for expensive presents do anything sexual for u whole day (anal,stapping cock in her throut,swallowing, creampie her face)
2018-06-22 14:17
#180
 | 
France HYPNO5 
+1
2018-06-22 14:21
Ant1ka <3
2018-06-22 14:16
very rich and hot between 18-20 years old
2018-06-22 14:19
#179
 | 
France HYPNO5 
she would not talk except to ask for sex
2018-06-22 14:21
#183
 | 
Ukraine ksay 
me opposite sex
2018-06-22 14:25
#188
 | 
Belarus Dat_Boi 
-Chestnut brown hair or Dark brown, gray eyes. -Nice personality, has good sense of humour, communicative, warm and caring. -Good trained ass, B cup size boobs. -Around 164cm height -Has hobbies, like gym, jogging, tennis etc. -Comes along with dogs
2018-06-22 14:58
b cup boobs???? erm are you dating like 13 yr old womens? lol
2018-06-22 22:57
#275
 | 
Belarus Dat_Boi 
I could tell the truth and say I was tired while typing this, but I will stay behind my word and edit my comment to hide the truth. Praise the kek.
2018-06-23 00:29
#276
 | 
Belarus Dat_Boi 
Oh no too late, I say D.
2018-06-23 00:30
#192
 | 
Russia AyvaNjj 
cute Korean girl. No need to type more.
2018-06-22 15:55
Link your type
2018-06-22 16:01
#199
 | 
Russia AyvaNjj 
2018-06-22 16:04
disgusting
2018-06-22 21:33
#229
 | 
Russia AyvaNjj 
Maybe you like bad looking girls from Russia which is fat or just arrogant as average of them , huh?
2018-06-22 21:33
Next time try to consider you might be the one with an awful taste
2018-06-22 21:34
#234
 | 
Russia AyvaNjj 
No need, because all OK with my taste. Just show me your one!
2018-06-22 21:36
Certainly not
2018-06-22 21:36
#238
 | 
Russia AyvaNjj 
Well, maybe you're gay(JOKE or maybe truth)? Its make sense then. No need to be self-contained bro its not a good for be a succsesfull IRL.
2018-06-22 21:38
Double post...
2018-06-22 16:01
#198
 | 
United Kingdom ToxicToma 
when it comes to women I have three main criteria - preferably human - preferably female - preferably alive
2018-06-22 16:03
#293
 | 
Brazil Mentecapto 
Are you that desperate m8?
2018-06-23 02:43
Relatively smart, big sense of homour, funny and now the hard part - not talking all the time(i know its impossible, but we are talking about dreams right?). About how she looks, I prefer the red hair, dark eyes and charming smile. Also I like tall girls(175-180), it comes with long legs or course, and fit body. There i go.
2018-06-22 17:00
#208
 | 
Netherlands xdanny 
Probably one who won't cry over every fucking little thing in life. But that is impossible, so nvm.
2018-06-22 20:27
im wondering if you are really reading the comments, or just wanted to make a popular thread
2018-06-22 20:30
#214
 | 
North America T1RANT 
SadUnicorn's mother
2018-06-22 20:47
someone who sits home all day just like me so we can be togethor 24/7
2018-06-22 20:51
-Dirty blonde/ Brownish red hair -Shorter than me -healthy weight -Likes to travel -chill someone who I would hang out with as a friend -not a hoe -not stupid -wants to have kids
2018-06-22 20:53
#268
 | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
u arent very demanding as i see. u said very general things
2018-06-23 00:11
I could a lot harder but I just don’t feel like writing a long ass list.
2018-06-23 02:07
#218
ISSAA | 
Japan LiLeX 
-funny -doesn't like shit music (not important) -doesn't try to dress too fashionable -doesn't try to be perfect -gives nice hugs -has a cute smile -can talk to me about anything
2018-06-22 20:57
BUY COUNTERFEIT MONEY from professionals cleanpaperz@gmail.com Hi, We are a team of IT certified professionals from good schools across the world we we came together with common interest of doing what world governments are doing and we have seen how help it is to us and to those that can't have access to their government money,we produce 100% undetected notes by using computer aided design technologies with industrial machines. These printing machines and products are a direct copy of machines used in Government banks. We also use the right printing chemicals so that our bills are super authentic. Our bills by pass the latest counterfeit money detector machines as well as bypass the latest ATM technologies like IR,MG,RGB, 3D sensor devices.Using rag and crisp paper to avoid errors,raise printing to match notes.Holograms and watermarks as well as different serial numbers are present in our bills making it 100% authentic to be used freely without any problems.Features include strip holograms,reflective ink,security threads,micro text and color change ink. So from these features, you can deduce that our bills are top notch. We also produce the new Polymer bills of Canada and UK 5 and 10 pound notes.Our notes are simply the best.Finding counterfeit producers is easy because they are numerous out there. Finding a producer who is legit is very rare. Finally finding the producer with 100% undetected notes is the hardest. So we are a small group of Legit counterfeiters who produce 100% undetected notes. Take the risk and never be poor or broke . We shall answer all your questions. some available and printed notes are: EUR, USD, DNR, GBP, INR, AUD, CAD, AED ,ZAR, CHF, CNY, MYR, THB, NZD, SAR, QAR, Etc... MINIMUM ORDER USD ,CAD,etc For more information contact us at: EMAIL: cleanpaperz@gmail.com BUY or ORDER COUNTERFEIT MONEY Buy fake Money Buy counterfeit money online Buy high quality counterfeit money online High quality counterfeit money for sale Where can i buy counterfeit money online Who is the best seller of counterfeit money online How can i buy counterfeit money online
2018-06-22 21:34
#232
 | 
Poland Astoner55 
Actually, my current GF is my perfect dream GF, but describing her would take me too long, because i'd have to write down every single detail, as every smallest thing is actually important ;o
2018-06-22 21:35
#240
suNny | 
Argentina Sunnie 
In a few words you don't have a gf, right?
2018-06-22 21:40
#242
 | 
Poland Astoner55 
Nope, im not one of these guys that will say everything just to make people believe whatever they want on a forum. Just saying the truth, im so fucking happy having my dream GF next to me everyday and I'm spreading my happiness here ^^
2018-06-22 21:42
#244
suNny | 
Argentina Sunnie 
But if you can't answer the thread's question why would you even take the time to say something in it? It doesn't make sense to me ..
2018-06-22 22:52
#245
 | 
Poland Astoner55 
I mean, it's not an obligation to answear to OP's question, it's just a forum lol
2018-06-22 22:54
#247
suNny | 
Argentina Sunnie 
Yeah, but the thread is useful to debate and add some quality information
2018-06-22 22:56
#250
 | 
Poland Astoner55 
Well, then I can in fact write something from myself. Have a good day!
2018-06-22 22:57
#239
 | 
Albania blizaardy 
blonde curly hair no smoke no alchool brown eyez not too much fat also not too much thin medium tits medium ass
2018-06-22 21:38
ChrisJ is amazing really. Very good and underrated player. Guy will entry like a fucking madman for his team, do clutches, AWP, IGL, throw yo le noob grenades, everything. Awesome and versatile. With oskar in the team he takes a backseat a bit in the team but with n0thing in the team, you can see what he's capable off. He went fucking OFF and Belo Horizonte
2018-06-22 21:42
#248
 | 
France KryzzZie 
Tall : 170cm atleast so she can put her chin on my shoulder (hella satisfying) Smart : So she can actually help me Decent boobs and decent ass : aint talkin bout summerray nor a surf plank Great personality
2018-06-22 22:57
brown hair, kind of tan skin. Pretty face (obviously) shorter. a little bit southern/country but not too much. fun to be with. smart & independent essentially the girl i went on 1 date with & then she decided we should be "friends" haha lol :-))))
2018-06-22 22:57
#272
 | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
feelsbadman :'( i hope u find a better one and if it was for 1 date it shouldnt hurt so much?
2018-06-23 00:13
yeah it doesnt hurt that bad but was first date in 3 years so sadface. ty for kind words
2018-06-23 01:59
#306
 | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
still only "friends"? :'''''(
2018-06-23 10:34
#252
 | 
Poland Astoner55 
Straight, brown or dark hair Well proportioned face Pretty big eyes Nice, slim body (not too much though) Long legs Intelligent Funny Emphatic Honest Humble That's pretty much everything I can write of the top of my head
2018-06-22 23:00
THICC ass 10/10 face money we chillin
2018-06-22 23:17
#273
 | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
u get ez money from coca btw very expected ahahahha
2018-06-23 00:13
minatozaki sana
2018-06-22 23:26
#257
 | 
Europe BladeeCity 
bruh i already got one
2018-06-22 23:54
hltv having a gf pick one
2018-06-23 00:12
#270
 | 
Europe BladeeCity 
:/ Reply needs to have actual content
2018-06-23 00:12
#274
 | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
having a gf from hltv??
2018-06-23 00:14
Talk with me
2018-06-22 23:56
#260
 | 
Sweden godname 
ZAAZ )
2018-06-23 00:00
#261
 | 
Russia TheWizzard 
fuck, just broke up w/ perfect gf cuz she said that im asshole w/ 2high sense of self-importance. Yea shit happens guys
2018-06-23 00:03
maybe ur just a fuckin asshole
2018-06-23 02:58
I've been married twice, and both were perfect to me despite being very different. One was a tall (1.70m) black haired, brown eyes, mixed with 1/4 Japanese, 1/4 Polynesian, 1/2 european, and protestant/atheist, "overacting" self confident. One was short (1.5) blond hair, blue eyes, 100% european and jew, acting shy. Both (I hope the last one to never read this, since we are married since 3 years) are some sort of ideal to me. Common points are many: fit, intelligent, funny, tolerent, clever, so hot. My point is: imagine Angelina Jolie and a short Amber Heard (I don' show off, I'm trying to give you an exemple) one over confident, the other one over shy and both were the love of my live at some point : there is no predetermined "dream gf" once you met her. Oh btw, my best friend his a damn hot girl I can't introduce without guys falling in love, and she act as a braindead ingenuous slut despite having (mensa member confirmed) 130+ IQ. Keep your mind open to girls you meet. Who knows
2018-06-23 02:24
Lol
2018-06-23 02:54
A super rich and dumb fucking whore. That's what i need ASAP !!!!!
2018-06-23 02:20
Juliano
2018-06-23 02:28
Smart, sexy face, Hot body (eating healthy and training some cardio), about 170cm.
2018-06-23 02:51
she should have a big heavy vained 30 cm dick
2018-06-23 02:55
#300
 | 
Armenia 1915 
Lol
2018-06-23 02:55
#301
 | 
Armenia 1915 
She needs to be really dumb Good body Good face Kinky We done
2018-06-23 02:56
Cute Smart Kind NOT annoying Good temper Honest Lots of common interest Thin body Race: Prefer KOR/JAP/HK, then white
2018-06-23 02:56
ur mom lel
2018-06-23 10:36
#309
 | 
Switzerland veach 
-much rather european as a whole (except spain/portugal/uk) or west asia like armenia azerbaijan syria israel lebanon -1m65-70 -brune=redhead>blonde(heavily depends)>black hair. no place for bald girls -any haircut will do, just not super short -idgaf about eye color -doesnt do sport, lazy is a requirement -rather shy, not social -MUST be best friends, whats the point otherwise?? -i wont accept x<115 IQ -cares about politics and philosophy -bodywise, anything is fine, theres no "too small" limit, but just not too big (anything above D cup is a no) or no super sagging tits -not obese or super annorexic, a small belly is fine -17-21yo is my range -not from a redneck or stupid family -no interest in bullshit like reality tv, racing or pop music -no interest in current fashion, a basic purple or green shirt is always hotter than ripped jeans or whatever the fuck super open tops -nice smile -im up for creating dramas together and crying together at least 2 of these common interests: -chess -videogames -animals -cooking -economy -geography edit: must worship VOVA obligatory dms are open ladies from western switz and eastern france)))))
2018-06-23 11:04
Login or register to add your comment to the discussion.