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2 Truths 1 LIE.
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United Kingdom ProfessorChrono 
Awesome Thread I saw called 2 Lies One Truth. In spirit of it, I saw a lot of people taking the other route and doing 2 truths and 1 lie. I’ll start off the game. I played rugby at a state/ Provence level. My Father is a white Namibian I ski in the alps every single winter
2018-07-04 01:46
#1
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Sweden FyrusCS 
2 is a lie
2018-07-04 01:47
Correct
2018-07-04 01:48
#7
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Sweden FyrusCS 
ty very much :)
2018-07-04 01:49
#305
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Hungary Rollie 
lol How could this even be true?
2018-08-10 22:39
If his grandpa would have been a white immigrant to namibia and then his father was born as a white Namibian
2018-08-13 08:55
#344
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Hungary Rollie 
well, I didn't really think about this but now I can see
2018-08-13 11:08
Yeah 7% of Namibia’s population is white
2018-08-14 00:47
I played rugby at a state/ Provence level. > true My Father is a white Namibian > lie I ski in the alps every single winter > lie (maybe true, so many brits in alps)
2018-07-04 01:48
Incorrect
2018-07-04 01:48
2 truth 1 lie game Picks 2 lies
2018-07-04 23:07
lol
2018-07-05 15:50
#235
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France BadGones 
Forgive him, he is french.
2018-07-07 15:01
I know for a fact that he is a muslim immigrant
2018-08-10 14:12
#412
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Finland sevekoo 
Awesome Thread I saw called 2 Lies One Truth. Title says 2 truths 1 lie, so its ok he misunderstood it
2018-08-13 14:22
nt muslim
2018-08-10 14:12
#3
ScreaM | 
Canada Lokomo 
Didnt play rugby
2018-07-04 01:48
Incorrect
2018-07-04 01:48
#8
ScreaM | 
Canada Lokomo 
you are on hltv so not an athlete
2018-07-04 01:49
You can still like video games and be athletic and have a social life. I’m out here breaking the stigma !
2018-07-04 01:50
#121
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Ireland TGC_ 
Norn Iron Rubby led
2018-07-04 22:05
Not a rugby player yourself ?
2018-07-05 00:58
#156
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Ireland TGC_ 
na led, used to be but then school and cs etc
2018-07-05 11:23
I was trailed at U16 but ultimately too short and will stay too short. Probably not going to play if I end up at queens either
2018-07-05 15:30
#283
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France Mevleffy 
The Ligma?
2018-08-10 20:14
#299
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Whats Ligma?
2018-08-10 22:13
#350
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Bangladesh Ploxzz 
ligma ballz
2018-08-13 13:28
Do you have ligma while breaking the stigma?
2018-08-13 08:56
purple is purple orange is orange and mibr is a good team
2018-07-04 01:51
I’d have to guess 3
2018-07-04 01:51
xD
2018-08-10 21:08
#12
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Ukraine lokkje 
im global elite i was never banned on hltv ence will win cologne
2018-07-04 01:53
1 is true Reasoning : Everyone is banned once, even Jonty has a ban to his name Also, LUL nah.
2018-07-04 01:54
#14
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Ukraine lokkje 
got rank reset yesterday, but was really global
2018-07-04 01:55
wow dude, congratulations for the global achievment
2018-08-10 20:06
Nice! Really cool man. I hope you can stay global.
2018-08-14 09:32
#15
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United States flipfone 
3 is true EZ
2018-07-04 01:56
#16
s1mple | 
Romania shiftzz 
i hate my dad i'm lvl 6 faceit i'm 1.80 tall
2018-07-04 01:56
You’re faceit lv6
2018-07-04 01:57
#18
s1mple | 
Romania shiftzz 
that is a lie
2018-07-04 01:57
Gotcha
2018-07-04 01:58
#19
CeRq | 
Russia purewhite 
if first one is a lie then you are very similiar to me (i also hate my dad) 8lvl faceit 192 tall
2018-07-04 01:58
#21
s1mple | 
Romania shiftzz 
no its not a lie XD i'm lvl 8 faceit too because i'm getting fucked because i have a bad period, i was 2260 elo FEK THIS BAD PERIOD IT FEELS LIKE I AM A GIRL ON PERIOD
2018-07-04 01:59
Wowee
2018-07-04 02:21
lmfao
2018-07-04 11:42
lmao
2018-07-05 12:05
#23
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
I'm boy and girl at the same time I'm trans im a dad.
2018-07-04 02:27
and you are dead
2018-07-04 11:24
#249
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Europe cArn5 
3 lies lul
2018-07-07 17:45
#24
NiKo | 
United Kingdom Momopara 
I've gambled and lost over 20k on skins. I'm a qualified medical professional. I have 2 kids.
2018-07-04 02:28
#30
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Serbia Suckleus 
well if u have 2 kids and managed to lose 20k by gambling u real bad papa, so i'd say u hab no kids
2018-07-04 03:06
#67
NiKo | 
United Kingdom Momopara 
Brilliant logic lol you're correct.
2018-07-04 16:42
#226
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Serbia Suckleus 
ty jesus
2018-07-05 17:42
#250
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Europe cArn5 
Why
2018-07-07 17:46
What exactly is a qualified medical professional? You would have used 'doctor' if you actually were one sooooo is it a euphemism for a nurse? Not trying to be mean, genuinely asking.
2018-07-05 12:03
#25
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United Kingdom ChadderZ 
im not a virgin i have a MASSIVE PENIS its coming home
2018-07-04 02:29
#26
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Dominican Republic g8Q0wHY 
3rd is false
2018-07-04 02:31
#28
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United Kingdom ChadderZ 
wrong
2018-07-04 03:04
#236
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France BadGones 
1 is false.
2018-07-07 15:02
#237
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United Kingdom ChadderZ 
ayyyyyy
2018-07-07 15:03
IT'S COMING HOME FOOL!
2018-08-13 10:28
#27
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Korea ENCE|jW 
2 truths 1 lie Not 2 lies 1 truth
2018-07-04 02:32
#29
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United Kingdom ChadderZ 
hehehe n1
2018-07-04 03:04
#31
ZywOo | 
United Kingdom Dave2303 
ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME I am better than s1mple
2018-07-04 03:08
he said 1 lie not 3 lies
2018-07-04 11:30
oof
2018-07-04 11:51
+1
2018-07-05 12:07
#163
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
can you sign my profile, you are better than s1mple
2018-07-05 11:46
#32
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Serbia Suckleus 
ive cheated on every single girl i was ever with (and not only 1 night stands) i loooooove rock music (no hard rock me no liek no tho) i play on an academy team (no salary or anything tho)
2018-07-04 03:08
#33
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Brazil Mentecapto 
academy team -> lie
2018-07-04 03:19
#238
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
1 you never had a girl friend. 2 true 3 who cares
2018-07-07 15:04
#260
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Serbia Suckleus 
literally missed all of em n1
2018-07-09 02:10
i'm a heir of a big fortune i'm jewish i'm really smart
2018-07-04 03:20
its 2 truths not 2 lies lul
2018-07-04 12:09
#211
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Germany uRaguuu 
Because 1 and 2 supports eachother i think 3 is lie
2018-07-05 13:04
I’m black I’ve never dated anyone in my entire life I’ve been to the Faroe Islands before
2018-07-04 03:24
I’m Black is the lie
2018-07-04 11:18
Wow racist
2018-07-04 11:22
3 is actually the lie. my family is nigerian
2018-07-04 21:24
#38
s1mple | 
Greece Mangas 
3 is alie
2018-07-04 11:22
yup
2018-07-04 21:24
1 2 3
2018-07-04 03:28
#164
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
1 and 2 are lies.
2018-07-05 11:48
i have never had sex i have never had gf i have never had job i live in mother's basement i have no friends jovik did nothing wrong silver in cs oh wait it's all true :(
2018-07-04 11:23
how old are u if u never had job
2018-07-04 12:09
#239
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
He is a 30 yo australian guy living in a basement of his mother's house. Virgin and silver in CS, he has no friend. jovik is a lie
2018-07-07 15:07
to be fair its not uncommon for Australians to not work until they're out of school
2018-07-08 02:00
Life is Strange: Before the Storm
2018-07-04 11:24
#241
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
Life is Strange.
2018-07-07 15:07
#354
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Slovakia RetardedCat 
+1
2018-08-13 13:38
Im global Im virgin Im gypsy
2018-07-04 11:25
#44
Nast1a | 
World bayborg 
1 lie others very true
2018-07-04 11:28
Haha n1 , im not gypsy
2018-07-04 11:33
#242
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
+1
2018-07-07 15:08
#46
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Sweden F03BIA 
im a 18 year old fat virgin i have never unintalled csgo while being real mad at ruskis ingame My dick is above averige size Which one is a lie
2018-07-04 11:33
The dick size is a lie
2018-07-04 11:33
#49
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Sweden F03BIA 
Wrong
2018-07-04 11:35
1 is a lie
2018-07-04 12:40
#63
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Sweden F03BIA 
good job
2018-07-04 13:09
Nt lul
2018-07-04 14:47
#66
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Sweden F03BIA 
Salty cuz wrong, classic Romanian
2018-07-04 14:59
Dab on haters
2018-07-04 18:22
#70
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Sweden F03BIA 
Dab on stolen horses you mean, right? <3 <3 <3
2018-07-04 18:25
??? Esketit
2018-07-04 18:42
Because he's a 30 y/o fat virgin?
2018-07-04 21:46
#243
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
+1
2018-07-07 15:08
I'm gay I can do 10 pull-ups I'm faceit level 5
2018-07-04 11:35
#51
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Sweden F03BIA 
ur faceit level 7
2018-07-04 11:39
wrong
2018-07-04 12:06
Your gay is the lie
2018-07-04 12:06
nice
2018-07-04 12:06
I'm Global I'm rank A I'm level 9
2018-07-04 11:48
You’re not level 9, , I’d expect a rank A to be easily level 10
2018-07-04 12:07
Good guess. but Im only lvl 5. And Im struggling to rank up (only playing in German Pro League Hub) :|
2018-07-04 12:43
Imo B+ = Faceit LV 10
2018-07-04 13:17
Id say more like A-. The thing is, I have been struggling to get over 9 RWS since I started in rank C+. I have absolutely no idea how its possible that I got to Rank A while the games never felt like they were getting harder. Its like I was playing with highping all the time because everybody just prefires me instantly everywhere, while on the GOTV demo it looks like they had lots of time to aim. Same story in Faceit. I play with lvl 10 mates and it feels like the enemys are just as good as when I solo at lvl 5. It really makes me think my game is bugged or something. It got better with my new internet connection, but sometimes its still as if my shots would just not reg and enemys have some sort of time advantage when peeking/killing me behind corners. Its really frustrating.
2018-07-04 17:05
I'm homosexual. I'm happy that germany left the WC early. I'm single
2018-07-04 18:28
#80
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
First is a lie.
2018-07-04 21:35
#81
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Poland DerKoenig 
2nd is true and 3rd too
2018-07-04 21:35
#73
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United States Trump2020KAG 
2 true 1 lie im a liquid fan i voted for Hillary taco is a bot
2018-07-04 18:46
#76
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Poland MAGA2020 
2easy
2018-07-04 21:26
3
2018-07-04 21:27
#78
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Turkey b0wsette 
Statements below are false This statement is gay Statement above is false
2018-07-04 21:28
3
2018-07-04 21:58
#137
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Turkey b0wsette 
yes
2018-07-04 22:35
#330
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Germany MicroMM 
is that iq test
2018-08-12 18:26
#79
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
2 truths, 1 lie. I have 31 teeth. I speak Swedish and Dannish fluently. I can't ride a bike.
2018-07-04 21:36
#161
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Sweden Div-\ 
3
2018-07-05 11:27
#216
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Wrong.
2018-07-05 14:22
#251
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Europe cArn5 
2
2018-07-07 17:49
#84
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Finland NUCL3AR 
I study in Latvia cats>dogs I've never been banned from hltv
2018-07-04 21:41
#162
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Sweden Div-\ 
3
2018-07-05 11:28
#206
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Finland NUCL3AR 
2, dogs>>>cats :)
2018-07-05 12:43
#289
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
Study in Latvia too random so its true Cats > dogs obv true And third is great achievement so i gues its true, so tf u can do 3 truths.
2018-08-10 20:44
#85
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Norway JorgyZ 
2 truths JUAN lie. I almost got into bed with a 15 year old (underaged) when i was 18 but i didnt because im a good guy (also i dont wanna go to jail omegalul) and i got bullied for it sooooooo much (she initiated) I have a big penis Im gonna be single and virgin till im 40 when i finally decide to import some asian chick to live with me in a redneck house out in the woods (reference: youtube.com/watch?v=uP9ShgxE2_A)
2018-07-04 21:42
2
2018-07-04 21:44
#94
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Norway JorgyZ 
No sorry thats truth
2018-07-04 21:49
1 then
2018-07-04 21:50
#98
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Norway JorgyZ 
Thats also true, ur very bad at this i must say
2018-07-04 21:50
i think u didnt understand the thread all 3 cant be true
2018-07-04 21:51
#102
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Norway JorgyZ 
Last one is a lie m8 :'=)
2018-07-04 21:51
#108
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Norway JorgyZ 
Its a lie because im probably not gonna import an asian chick before im 50
2018-07-04 21:53
astralis will beat the 87-0 streak ex6tenz is the best igl of all time i fucked ur mum last night
2018-07-04 21:42
#96
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Norway JorgyZ 
2 is a lie 3 is super true
2018-07-04 21:50
#88
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Poland DerKoenig 
1. When I was a a little kid like 2 years old i climbed out of my window and ran on the street and almost got run over 2. I had my first time sex with 13 and didnt use a condom cuz we were both virgins and we both thought u cant become pregnant when both are virgins. 3. When i was 7 years old I accidentaly almost killed my friend in 1st grade cuz we played on a 2 meters tall jungle gym I and made him fall on the ground with his head first which caused hemorrhage
2018-07-04 21:47
#132
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North America Potaters 
3
2018-07-04 22:21
#134
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Poland DerKoenig 
how did u know, did i try to hard in the 3rd?
2018-07-04 22:30
#138
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North America Potaters 
just had a feeling
2018-07-04 22:39
Renegades is a sexy team Ence is a sexy team vp is good
2018-07-04 21:44
#100
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Norway JorgyZ 
1
2018-07-04 21:51
wrong
2018-07-04 22:43
#141
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Norway JorgyZ 
Well it is a lie though so ur wrong
2018-07-04 22:55
no. the lie was vp is a good team dummy. /close
2018-07-04 22:56
#90
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Germany Merkelistan 
I have small dick I have small dick I have big dick
2018-07-04 21:44
thats too hard
2018-07-04 21:45
#97
JUGi | 
Germany Triggered 
I played chess on a national level I played football on a state level and the highest possible league until the U17 I nearly dropped out ouf school due to committing too much time on CS and my sports careers.
2018-07-04 21:50
1 is lie, if not what is your fide elo?
2018-07-04 21:52
3 is the lie, I actually graduated 3rd best. my fide elo was at 1750 at the age of 14, my last big tournament was at that age. I then dedicated more time into football and tried to made my way there, which didnt work out. today I'm a totally average chessplayer :D
2018-07-04 22:09
#101
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
I live in Turkey I have gf for over 2 years I have never paid for boost
2018-07-04 21:51
1 is the lie?
2018-07-04 22:10
#125
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Theyre all lie :D
2018-07-04 22:12
Do you not know the rules of the game you fuck
2018-08-12 17:45
2 truths 1 lie 1- I fapped in a classroom filled with students once 2- I ate a live snail once 3- kissed a guy on the lips
2018-07-04 21:51
Its ez, 2.
2018-07-04 21:52
incorrect (didnt eat the whole thing just took a bite)
2018-07-04 21:57
#160
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Sweden Div-\ 
3?
2018-07-05 11:27
correct
2018-07-05 12:11
#104
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Sweden carlssonfja 
i have never kissed i have never been to åland i have never sex
2018-07-04 21:52
2
2018-07-04 21:57
#118
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Norway JorgyZ 
BØDA SAND CAMPING xd
2018-07-04 22:01
wtf why u talking abt böda bro lmao
2018-08-10 22:37
#131
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Sweden carlssonfja 
third is lie
2018-07-04 22:20
#143
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Norway JorgyZ 
So you had sex but you have never kissed anyone? Wat
2018-07-04 22:56
#194
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Sweden carlssonfja 
oh my god im dumb , first is lie
2018-07-05 12:07
im not fat i beat my meat today i like soccer
2018-07-04 21:53
1
2018-07-04 21:58
its 2, i beat my meat yesterday
2018-07-04 22:01
1 cant be true
2018-07-04 22:12
must be shocking, but sorry to disappoint.
2018-07-04 23:10
Im godlike at football I do a lot of drugs my whole life My dick is hugeee
2018-07-04 21:54
3
2018-07-04 21:58
correct
2018-07-04 21:59
#290
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
U do drugs ?
2018-08-10 20:55
Yeah dude, why?
2018-08-10 20:57
#293
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
Thats very bad mate, Im not your mom or dad or someone u met, but u should stop doing that. Seriously.
2018-08-10 21:07
i was born in portugal i live in france i love pubg
2018-07-04 22:04
Pubg is the lie
2018-07-05 00:50
#165
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
portugal faggot born in France fuck... another hairy builder
2018-07-05 11:50
1 reported 2 nt that why i hate this fucking country worst comunity ever retards kids
2018-07-05 12:22
#207
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
go back to ur shitty country then
2018-07-05 12:51
my shitty country 100% better than this one
2018-07-05 12:54
#209
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
why do you stay then
2018-07-05 13:00
#122
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Japan Th3Koala 
Tokyo best city in Japan Im the best at math in class i love kimchi fried rice
2018-07-04 22:09
#128
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North America Potaters 
1
2018-07-04 22:17
#130
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Japan Th3Koala 
Correct
2018-07-04 22:19
#268
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North America Potaters 
so whats the best city in japan
2018-08-10 04:06
#270
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Japan Th3Koala 
Sapporo and Sendai are underrated cities, also Nagoya (cuz mi city, but theres pretty as hell). Tokyo is good too, but for me, overhyped. Id say sapporo/sendai/nagoya/nagasaki can easy fight with Tokyo for best city
2018-08-10 13:56
#127
leo^ | 
United States wes33 
I have a brown belt in Japanese jujitsu I am LEM I suck ass at CS now because I averaged like 15 minutes a day for about 4 months then didn't play at all for 2 weeks.
2018-07-04 22:15
#158
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Sweden Div-\ 
3 lie!
2018-07-05 11:26
#225
leo^ | 
United States wes33 
No, it's 2
2018-07-05 16:58
ENCE is the best team in the world Astralis is the best team in the world Olofmeister will retire
2018-07-04 22:17
#292
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Lithuania aisTISsS 
1
2018-08-10 20:58
nope
2018-08-14 02:16
#133
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United Kingdom how_much 
26+6=1 King Billy is on the wall I lose all my money betting on fixed CS games
2018-07-04 22:22
1 is a lie
2018-07-05 00:50
#227
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United Kingdom how_much 
I think I love you
2018-07-05 20:26
6ix9ine is the best rapper of all time i was never banned s1mple is the GOAT
2018-07-04 22:32
#159
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Sweden Div-\ 
2 lie
2018-07-05 11:26
+1
2018-07-08 03:10
#136
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United Kingdom sam1cs 
Football's coming home. Football's not coming home. Football's coming home.
2018-07-04 22:34
your gay its coming home its coming home
2018-07-04 22:44
#144
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United Kingdom bvipster 
Where do you play rugby?
2018-07-04 22:58
Where DO YOU play rugby
2018-07-05 00:58
#245
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United Kingdom bvipster 
I asked first
2018-07-07 17:31
spain will win WC casa de papel is the worst serie TV all the time im writing in my room
2018-07-04 23:13
1 ofc
2018-07-05 00:58
Yepe
2018-07-05 01:55
I play minecraft when no one is watching I'm a professional photographer LG-SK-mibr is the team with most time on top1 ranks of csgo history
2018-07-05 01:00
1 is a lie
2018-07-05 11:20
#157
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Sweden Div-\ 
I play rugby I am a girl I am faceit lv10
2018-07-05 11:25
#166
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Romania Cuntstantin 
2nd is a lie
2018-07-05 11:50
#169
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Sweden Div-\ 
Nuop
2018-07-05 11:53
#171
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Romania Cuntstantin 
peccato 3rd is a lie then
2018-07-05 11:54
#173
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Sweden Div-\ 
Yeah, I don't play faceit :D
2018-07-05 11:54
#167
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
>italy >lvl 10 >italy >rugby Ciao Bella
2018-07-05 11:51
#168
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Romania Cuntstantin 
rugby is quite popular in Italy
2018-07-05 11:52
#170
ALEX | 
France BadGones 
not for those who play cs
2018-07-05 11:53
#172
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Sweden Div-\ 
Not that much, the first sport is always football.
2018-07-05 11:54
#174
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Romania Cuntstantin 
Indeed, but it still is pretty common to meet someone who plays rugby for some reason
2018-07-05 11:55
#175
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Sweden Div-\ 
It also depends in which part of italy, for example in southern Italy it is much less popular, whereas in Veneto it's pretty popular
2018-07-05 11:57
#178
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Romania Cuntstantin 
fair enough, wasn't aware of the fact that rugby is more popular in the north I live 15-20 minutes outside of rome and I've met about 8 people who played rugby, 5 of those being girls
2018-07-05 12:00
#181
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Sweden Div-\ 
Oh that's so cool, I also know a bunch of girls that play rugby in Rome :D
2018-07-05 12:03
2 is the lie
2018-07-05 11:59
#184
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Sweden Div-\ 
Nuop
2018-07-05 12:04
I havent refreshed the page for like 30 mins so havent seen the comments above, just saw that u play rugby and a girl so whats ur weight and height if i could ask? Just wanna know it since u play rugby.
2018-07-05 12:07
#247
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United States ARKTYC 
hey grill
2018-07-07 17:35
#176
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Romania Cuntstantin 
I once played drums at a school concert even though I've never played drums before I got global by solo queueing I once got so drunk that I tried to pee on one of my friends
2018-07-05 11:58
#183
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Sweden Div-\ 
2?
2018-07-05 12:04
#189
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Romania Cuntstantin 
ye
2018-07-05 12:05
#179
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
los angeles
2018-07-05 12:01
I skate really good been sponsored I have 2gfs atm I can grow shrooms
2018-07-05 12:02
#185
 | 
Sweden Div-\ 
2?
2018-07-05 12:04
I was once almost CS:S pro in Germany I never cheated in my life I am 95 kg of muscle mass and bench 140kg once :)
2018-07-05 12:04
U are correct G
2018-07-05 12:05
#192
 | 
Romania Cuntstantin 
2nd is the lie my man
2018-07-05 12:06
no the first one was a lie
2018-07-05 15:47
#224
 | 
Romania Cuntstantin 
flag doesn't check out
2018-07-05 16:27
Fuck only one atm :(
2018-07-05 12:04
#191
 | 
Romania Cuntstantin 
learn to reply lmao
2018-07-05 12:06
Im not fat I killed a bird when I was a kid I dont play cs
2018-07-05 12:09
thats the typical hltv user fat psychopathic loser who spends all his time on a cs forum in spite of not actually playing the game
2018-07-05 12:15
1st was the lie knub
2018-07-05 12:18
that's what I said komrad
2018-07-05 12:22
But u called me a fat pyscho
2018-07-05 12:27
yes, normal people don't kill birds i hope you understand this
2018-07-05 12:29
I had a budgie that I love really much so one night I got hungry and was running to the fridge to get some snack , didnt realise the bird was out of his cage and I ran over him. So it was an accident also I cried whole night after that, I was 7 btw. Do u think Im a normal human now?
2018-07-05 12:33
yes thank you for sharing your story
2018-07-05 12:36
no u r retarded
2018-07-05 13:19
no u
2018-07-05 13:19
#210
 | 
United Kingdom ToxicToma 
you sound like a fag
2018-07-05 13:00
You sound like you need to pull out your tampon
2018-07-08 02:33
#212
 | 
Germany uRaguuu 
I never had a 3d gf I watch anime every day I jerk of to hentai everyday
2018-07-05 13:10
In my entire life (20.5years) i have only had 1 girlfriend I finished 5th in last rallycross race I am virgin
2018-07-05 13:23
#220
 | 
African Union KFCManager 
you finished 3rd in last rallycross race, so 2nd sentence is a lie
2018-07-05 15:50
I wish :/ i finished 31th in the last rallycross race. I did finish 5th but previous one. If i did finish 3rd last race, I would have qualified for the norwegian finals...
2018-07-06 19:12
#232
 | 
African Union KFCManager 
noob
2018-07-06 20:09
Cars’ fault...
2018-07-07 02:12
#234
 | 
African Union KFCManager 
stop with excuses
2018-07-07 14:59
#271
 | 
Germany t_mmey 
wtf man what car and championsship you driving in ? i fucking love rallycross man
2018-08-10 14:04
VW Corrado . No champhionsship, just national races
2018-08-10 18:26
#316
 | 
Germany t_mmey 
ah okay :D still pretty damn cool man, i'm kinda jealous :P
2018-08-11 15:06
ENCE will win against Na'Vi Na'Vi will win against ENCE Na'Vi will lose to ENCE
2018-07-05 15:49
2nd is a big lie
2018-07-05 15:51
#223
 | 
Russia zergood 
1. I never used cheats 2. I played on WCG 2009 3. I've been playing CS for 19 years.
2018-07-05 15:59
#229
rain | 
CIS s4turn 
1 is lie
2018-07-05 20:29
#230
rain | 
CIS s4turn 
1. im good at math 2. im noname 3. ok this is epic
2018-07-05 20:30
3 is a lie
2018-07-08 02:32
#259
rain | 
CIS s4turn 
1st is lie
2018-07-08 09:30
#240
 | 
Europe aNCIOn 
I have a big dick I have a small dick I have a big dick
2018-07-07 15:07
#246
 | 
United States ARKTYC 
1st is lie
2018-07-07 17:32
#248
 | 
Europe aNCIOn 
no it was 3rd
2018-07-07 17:42
#253
 | 
United States ARKTYC 
fok
2018-07-07 18:33
Baklava is tasty I am Handsome simpel goat
2018-07-07 15:11
simpel goat lie
2018-07-07 17:50
#257
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
I'm over 21 years old. I have a girlfriend I'm lvl 9 in FaceIT
2018-07-08 02:39
You have a gf is a lie
2018-07-10 13:42
#264
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
Nope, first one is a lie.
2018-07-10 14:03
#261
 | 
Norway Hydropanic^ 
I wank with left hand I play with 5.5 sens 1000DPI I have lost my knife
2018-07-09 02:18
3 is the lie
2018-07-10 13:42
left hand wank is best
2018-07-11 21:57
#265
 | 
Europe coolboii 
1. (2.) Is false 2. (3.) Is true 3. (1.) Is false
2018-07-11 21:48
Both 1 and 3 are lie because u is fat idiot
2018-07-11 21:52
You replied to nobody u idiot
2018-08-10 22:32
I’m Chinese I skipped a grade I’m over 150 pounds
2018-08-10 04:09
2 3 truth 1 lie
2018-08-10 14:14
3 is a lie
2018-08-10 20:03
Very convincing...
2018-08-10 21:09
I have high metabolism. 120 pounds, and 5’ 11”
2018-08-10 21:45
3 years ago i was in a sexual relationship with a girl who is nowadays a famous actress My friend died on the street by a fatal heartattack cuz a mix of drugs alcohol and some other shit I once dumped a girl by text
2018-08-10 14:14
1 is a lie, but i hope its 2 :o :(
2018-08-10 20:10
Nopr 1 and 2 are truth 3th is fake
2018-08-13 05:12
i am 21 have driving license watch cuckold movies There you are!!!
2018-08-10 14:28
2 is false
2018-08-13 14:13
You got it
2018-08-13 17:05
2 truths 1 lie I lie on HLTV I am a millionaire I don't lie on HLTV
2018-08-10 18:34
3 is lie
2018-08-10 20:22
Well if 3 is a lie then 1 is true which makes the second 2 a lie as well, transforming it into a 1 truth 2 lies
2018-08-10 20:31
So you are a millionaire?
2018-08-10 20:38
1. I almost died to machine gun fire 2. When I was a kid, a dog bit my bellend thinking its a toy 3. All my limbs got broken in a fatal car crash
2018-08-10 20:15
#297
 | 
Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
>fatal car crash >still alive nice try
2018-08-10 21:57
5 seats in a car??
2018-08-10 22:11
1st lie
2018-08-13 14:12
no
2018-08-13 17:02
yes it is
2018-08-13 17:41
happened during my military service. machinegunner tested whether the safety was on and shot a burst of 5 bullets to the frontline where we were planting explosives. the burst flew 5 meters past us
2018-08-13 18:01
#285
 | 
Portugal BenJF 
i m immigrant living in France started cs at the very first version i m currently global elite
2018-08-10 20:18
#329
s1mple | 
Greece Mangas 
3 is a lie. You are SMFC I am sure.
2018-08-12 18:22
#338
 | 
Portugal BenJF 
you re right lul i m currently LEM because i left csgo few mounths ago so i have to re-keep my GE
2018-08-13 10:16
#339
s1mple | 
Greece Mangas 
See, I am a god BOY
2018-08-13 10:19
20 yo never kissed a girl Slept with 2 girls (sisters) at the same time I am fit
2018-08-10 22:19
Truth Lie Truth
2018-08-12 03:47
Wrong
2018-08-12 17:43
What
2018-08-12 18:16
The 3rd is a lie
2018-08-13 08:48
20 yo never kissed a girl - Truth Slept with 2 girls (sisters) at the same time - Truth I am fit - Lie
2018-08-12 18:21
Gj
2018-08-13 07:38
1. I once met an elephant in a danish forest. 2. I have the highest grade in the military service. 3. I've only been banned twice on hltv.
2018-08-10 22:23
2 false
2018-08-10 22:35
nope. When i say grade, I don't mean rank. Obviously i'm not a General/admiral:D
2018-08-10 22:45
Ah well then the 1st is a lie
2018-08-10 22:50
Nope. Didn't realize there was a circus nearby. They chained the elephant to a tree so it could eat fresh leaves in the shadow. That tree happened to be in the middle of my 'running' route! Needles to say I was a bit shocked until I realized what was going on;) 3rd is the lie.. Never been banned:)
2018-08-10 23:05
I have been banned from hltv 3 times I've made out with many of my female friends I am a girl :P
2018-08-10 22:40
3 is a lie too ez
2018-08-10 22:44
wrong
2018-08-10 22:44
Its hltv you cant be a grill
2018-08-10 22:45
theres more of us than u think
2018-08-10 22:48
#320
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Nepal hpbaxx 
dm me pics of your toes as proof
2018-08-12 03:51
#321
 | 
Germany PeKay 
Lol
2018-08-12 03:56
#341
 | 
Latvia ploxyS 
lol
2018-08-13 10:24
i have overdosed on fentanyl i have overdoased on spice im 12
2018-08-10 22:52
all 3 are true wtf
2018-08-10 22:54
I am gay I am 18 I have a rabbit as a pet
2018-08-11 15:08
3rd is false
2018-08-13 14:09
1st
2018-08-13 17:47
Can you proof it
2018-08-13 20:13
#319
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
My willy is huge My willy is huge The Chiefs eSports Club is not the greatest team of all time
2018-08-12 03:49
#340
 | 
Poland ToxoFox 
Oh dear... I think you got it all fucked up... It's "2 truths 1 lie" and not "2 lies 1 truth" okay? Here is how you should do it: 1.Your willy is small 2. Cheifs eSports Club are a mediocre team in australia tier4 scene 3. 2+2=5 Like that :) Try again <3
2018-08-13 10:22
#345
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
My original message held no errors
2018-08-13 12:27
#346
 | 
Poland ToxoFox 
Oh dear. You are delusional about your size and csgo knowledge it seems
2018-08-13 13:23
#376
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
I disagree
2018-08-13 14:10
#322
 | 
Malaysia byaIi 
i am smart i am not an adult i am respectcing other
2018-08-12 04:06
1st is false
2018-08-13 14:08
#408
 | 
Malaysia byaIi 
good :D
2018-08-13 14:21
Ty
2018-08-13 14:23
ur mum smells my dicc ur mum smells my dicc im not cool
2018-08-12 17:49
1 and 3
2018-08-13 08:57
Rap is shit Pop is shit I am retarded
2018-08-12 18:19
1 lie. 2 lie. 3 truth.
2018-08-13 14:11
1 lie 2 truth 3 truth
2018-08-13 14:14
XD
2018-08-13 14:16
#337
 | 
Brazil chuckdam 
-My first statement is a complete truth; -My first statement is a complete lie; -Both my first and my seccond statements are complete truths. Wich one is the lie?
2018-08-13 09:18
#349
 | 
Poland ToxoFox 
Well. This doesn't make sense. If 1st statement is a lie "My first statement is a complete truth" then it doesn't make sense with a 3rd statement which states both 1 and 2 are complete truths, which means both of them cannot be lies, so no. 1 and 2 needs to be truth. However if we do state that no.3 is a lie "Both my first and my seccond statements are complete truths." it doesn't make sense either, cause we know that both the other sentences NEEDS to be truth (2 truths, 1 lie), so then 1 and 2 contradict each other. Which means you cannot solve it, cause with 1 lie, other 2 statements NEED to be correct.
2018-08-13 13:28
#352
 | 
Poland ToxoFox 
Pretty sure it needs to state "my second statement is a complete lie" in the 2nd one cause otherwise you cannot solve it.
2018-08-13 13:31
#455
 | 
Brazil chuckdam 
Here is the thing, my polak sherlock, I've made up those sentences just for this purpose. It doesn't have solution intentionally. This is the fun, breaking the logic behind this game. Also, I wanted some of you to waste some time trying to crack it up without any success. LOL This is what we call a Paradox ^^. I'm calling it the ToxoFox Paradox in the ProfessorChrono's universal laws!
2018-08-14 09:28
I am leftist. I'm not actually fan of Putin, just troll name. I have a licence on a sport that no one knows.(orienteering)
2018-08-13 10:26
#347
 | 
Israel unsolid 
ooh
2018-08-13 13:26
So, will you guess which one is lie?
2018-08-13 13:50
#364
 | 
Israel unsolid 
First 1
2018-08-13 13:53
Wrong, second. I really like Putin.
2018-08-13 13:54
#366
 | 
Israel unsolid 
y tho hahahah
2018-08-13 13:54
Strong image on the world and Russia(just google Putin wallpaper and you'll see lots of badass pictures). He took Russia from shitty conditions and made it turn back to it's glorious days.
2018-08-13 13:59
You do orienteering in Turkey?
2018-08-14 12:08
Yeah we do. Turkish championship is in 5 different cities every year.
2018-08-14 12:32
Nice. Orienteering is very popular in here Finland as you may know. Jukola relay is the biggest sport event in here and it's definetly the top 1 highlight of the the year for me.
2018-08-14 14:06
#348
 | 
Israel unsolid 
My favorite celeb is Gal Gadot I'm 18 years old My favorite class in school is English
2018-08-13 13:26
1st is definitly right cuz shes from ur country and hot af I would say 2 is false
2018-08-13 13:48
#363
 | 
Israel unsolid 
Great job
2018-08-13 13:52
I have two remitted cases in court: One for alcohol, second for beating someone up I'm a very fat person I love to drink Vodka every Sunday
2018-08-13 13:30
2 is lie
2018-08-13 13:47
Correct. So for alcohol i was just taken with my friends, all of us were clean (all of us 0,00), but the police wrote that we have had a lil sip, but the judge decided to remit it. Nice of him/her For beating someone up, it was a long time ago, but basically there was a person that just shit talked me behind my back prior to that scene, we've become opponents (i dunno how to call it in english) basically i hated him, and he hated me but he was too scared. and you know, when someone is a lying fuck you treat him like it. So this one day i say "fuck you piece of shit", he says "i can fuck your mother". Instantly he walks away 5-10 meters. I sprint to him and i throw a one punch that eventually makes his nose look 2 weeks like a rudolph. The same day he wanted to see if it's broken, but it was too hard too check. Prior to that, this lil snitch went to the doctor at school and snitched on me (to friends he said that he just went to the toilet), but on cams he was crying like a little baby and instantly went to the doctor. It got remitted, because his side didn't respond. He's still feared when he sees me. About vodka, yes. But like 1-2 shots hehe
2018-08-13 14:01
#353
 | 
Switzerland Nikon_user 
i am supreme in cs go i hate merkel putin is a faggot
2018-08-13 13:37
it is 2 truths 1 lie not 3 truths
2018-08-13 13:39
#356
 | 
Switzerland Nikon_user 
wrong it has 2 truths and 1 lie
2018-08-13 13:42
#357
 | 
Europe vasseldomau 
3 is lie! You're a just a shit nerd who wanna take attention to yourself.
2018-08-13 13:46
I drive a bmw e30 I jerk off 1 time a week I go to gym
2018-08-13 13:49
#362
 | 
Germany Dayjay 
2 is a lie
2018-08-13 13:51
Si. 8 times a day hehe
2018-08-13 14:03
I have a girlfriend I'm 8 lvl faceit I'm virgin
2018-08-13 13:59
1st is lie
2018-08-13 14:06
nop
2018-08-13 14:15
1 or 3 is the lie cuz the statements contradict each other... I guess 3 is the lie :)
2018-08-13 14:07
damn u right boiiiii
2018-08-13 14:15
im gay im pedo im lesbian
2018-08-13 14:10
3rd is lie
2018-08-13 14:13
so we are not playing 3 thruts ? fuck.
2018-08-13 14:13
Lmao
2018-08-13 14:14
I have a masters degree in Physics I have a car I own a house, fields and a forest
2018-08-13 14:11
3rd is lie(?)
2018-08-13 14:13
2nd is a lie
2018-08-13 14:14
Wtf
2018-08-13 14:14
I inherited a bunch of shit XD
2018-08-13 14:15
2 is false
2018-08-13 14:14
correct
2018-08-13 14:15
Ez
2018-08-13 14:15
Okay real one now. I scored a goal against BVB at football u13 tournament. Was in national u13 football team. ran 1km under 2:50
2018-08-13 14:15
If 2 is false, 1 is automatically lie So i go with 3
2018-08-13 14:17
why? BVB is a club and he claimes he played for national team as well.... usually national teams dont play against clubs
2018-08-13 14:18
Miss reading sorry
2018-08-13 14:19
yep.
2018-08-13 14:19
2 is a lie :D
2018-08-13 14:18
2 is lie
2018-08-13 14:17
correct
2018-08-13 14:19
Haha i did this game now to 3 or 4 people and got all right
2018-08-13 14:20
nice :D was my hard or ez ?
2018-08-13 14:20
Was hard but i thought like you must be striker for the goal against bvb then you probably can ran fast so 2 is the lie
2018-08-13 14:22
good thinking Sherlock!
2018-08-13 14:24
1st is a lie
2018-08-13 14:17
2 is a lie
2018-08-13 14:19
congrats for scoring against BVB
2018-08-13 14:20
yea thanks one of best memories in my youth football career :D
2018-08-13 14:21
I can imagine that!!!
2018-08-13 14:22
Ive met oskar My brother is highly placed and influential politician (in my country ofc) Ive got drunk with ice hockey world champion (whom Ive met at my fav pub) last night
2018-08-13 14:22
3 lie
2018-08-13 14:23
No
2018-08-13 14:27
first of all, hi prokda! second of all, 2nd is a lie
2018-08-13 14:23
Hi, no
2018-08-13 14:27
well that means 1 is the lie
2018-08-13 14:27
Yep
2018-08-13 14:29
how was drinking with a hockey champion?
2018-08-13 14:31
It was great, weve been talking about all kinds of stuff, even about my brother since they know each other. There were no almost no mentions about hockey tho:D He was nice talkative and intelligent guy but I rly dislike his attitude to women
2018-08-13 14:44
i've appeared in famous finnish soap opera i've worked at a construction site which became finnish presidents summer cottage i've played basketball against lauri markkanen
2018-08-13 14:46
3rd is a lie
2018-08-13 14:52
correcto, only played against hanno möttölä
2018-08-13 14:55
lauri is beat man. I watch NBA all the time and hes only bright spot in whole shithole Bulls are :D
2018-08-13 17:03
i dont watch the nba but yeah i have heard that hes the only one who seems to actually try:D
2018-08-13 20:08
- I've never flown on an airplane - I have two sport japan cars - I've not drank alcohol in 5 months
2018-08-13 14:52
1 is false
2018-08-13 15:02
nope
2018-08-13 15:08
2?
2018-08-13 15:05
nope
2018-08-13 15:08
#436
 | 
France dAdji 
I'm Global Elite I'm gay I like milfs
2018-08-13 17:43
1, if you say no then you lie.
2018-08-13 19:38
#451
 | 
France dAdji 
I like milfs
2018-08-13 21:38
Everybody on HLTV is Global Elite, nt.
2018-08-14 12:01
nt ruski blyat
2018-08-14 17:55
NT, british twat.
2018-08-15 14:45
British*, I'm not British tho
2018-08-15 17:50
#437
 | 
Hungary mongolkurva 
grass is green sky is blue Transylvania belongs to romania
2018-08-13 17:45
You’re not gay obviously
2018-08-13 19:07
#440
 | 
Israel Ilay654 
LMFAO Namibian here fuck me dude where u from im from Windhoek! first 2 true last one lie....
2018-08-13 18:08
Hahah, not Namibian unfortunately, beautiful nation. 2 is the lie :<<
2018-08-13 19:06
#441
 | 
Denmark Weylyn2 
I'm a junkie I have an ID from Bangladesh which I use to get on bet365 because I'm only 16 I smoke everyday
2018-08-13 18:10
Gonna hope that you’re a junkie is a lie
2018-08-13 19:06
#448
 | 
Denmark Weylyn2 
I don't smoke everyday
2018-08-13 19:41
Junkie from denmark? Lie Id from Bangladesh? Lie I Smoke everyday (from Denmark and apparently 16)? Lie
2018-08-13 19:39
#447
 | 
Denmark Weylyn2 
u got 1 right
2018-08-13 19:41
I suck at soccer CS is dead Pele has more world cups than most countries
2018-08-13 21:58
#460
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
2 lie
2018-08-14 09:37
1 is the lie
2018-08-15 21:59
#508
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
today, 2 is lie
2018-08-16 06:48
I raced with max verstappen I’m level 8 faceit I am in italy right now
2018-08-14 09:34
#459
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
1st lie
2018-08-14 09:37
Wrongn
2018-08-14 09:51
#468
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
level 8 faceit
2018-08-14 10:04
True. I dropped to 7 lol
2018-08-14 10:12
#471
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
ez, now guess mine :D
2018-08-14 10:13
#458
AMD | 
Hungary teguP 
I'm gay My GF has a nice dick My GF is gay
2018-08-14 09:35
#463
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
2nd lie
2018-08-14 09:39
#461
 | 
Finland Lehtori 
i study dual qualification i run half marathon 1-2 times a month i smoke a pack of fags every other day
2018-08-14 09:38
#464
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
3rd lie
2018-08-14 09:40
#481
 | 
Finland Lehtori 
+1
2018-08-14 14:08
Smoking a pack of Fags could be interpreted as shooting lots of gay people, be lware of admins - they are slow thinking sometimes,
2018-08-14 14:33
#462
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
I have beaten Edward I am in Croatia now I am 14
2018-08-14 09:39
You jerked off edward?
2018-08-14 09:51
#467
 | 
Slovakia Pepo_ 
yes thats true
2018-08-14 10:04
i am gay i eat shit i suck farts out my dads ass
2018-08-14 10:07
You had to do 2 t 1 l, not 3 t
2018-08-14 10:13
LUL
2018-08-14 11:59
#483
 | 
Finland Lehtori 
3rd lie, eAZYY
2018-08-14 14:09
nice man i like finland they are usually fun people
2018-08-14 15:48
I'm currently jobless I'm not actually a faggot I had chance to live in US
2018-08-14 10:16
2 is a lie.
2018-08-14 11:59
#482
 | 
Finland Lehtori 
3rd lie, Next ONE
2018-08-14 14:08
#478
 | 
Poland DaVarri 
2 girls 1 cup
2018-08-14 12:12
#485
 | 
Latvia ploxyS 
I've never been on a cruise ship I've never flown on a airplane I've never kissed a girl
2018-08-14 14:47
2 is a lie?
2018-08-15 14:46
#491
 | 
Latvia ploxyS 
correct
2018-08-15 15:05
I ve never used cheats in csgo I rejected to fuck cuz i respect my bmw more than my girl Ive fucked a girl +18 years older than me.
2018-08-15 22:15
#495
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
TRUE TRUE LIE
2018-08-15 22:20
wrong
2018-08-15 22:21
#497
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
lmao really ? :D
2018-08-15 22:21
really xD also that woman(i was 20 and she was 38) turned mad at me cuz i rejected to have a relationship with her, so she fucked me and our friendship.
2018-08-15 22:24
#499
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
That sucks bro, I guess she wasnt really intelligent. 2 options left and its really hard to guess which one is true and which one is lie. I play CS:GO since 2015 and i got like 4 VAC bans but it really depends on type of guy you are, on the other hand, you rejected sex because of BMW, that might be true so idk, really tough one :D
2018-08-15 22:42
Hahahaha, it was the bmw one, ive never cheated in any online game, and i love my car more than i love myself xD
2018-08-16 00:55
#509
rain | 
Slovakia TrYx_ 
wow thats amazing, i've cheated in almost every game i played :D
2018-08-16 11:15
1. level 10 faceit 2. Global elite 3. Have huge problems controlling my anger and always flame the fuck out of my russian fuckfaces to teammates in csgo to the point that they never want to play a game ever again..
2018-08-15 22:42
#501
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Slovakia TrYx_ 
Level 10 faceit is lie :)
2018-08-15 22:46
It's a trick. only 3 is true
2018-08-16 00:59
1-Been close to drown 3 times and being runned over twice 2-Been in a motorcycle accident last month 3-Only masturbate once a week
2018-08-16 01:05
3 is a lie
2018-08-16 01:09
nice cheats
2018-08-16 01:09
#507
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Czech Republic Frostw3r 
1. JW is pig. 2. fer is a human. 3. kennyS is a good player and he will get to the top again.
2018-08-16 01:14
#510
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Slovakia TrYx_ 
3rd lie
2018-08-16 11:25
#511
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Europe breweNje^ 
1. Im pornstar 2. Smokin' on a boofy like a doobie 3. Im a real professor in Quant Physics
2018-08-16 11:46
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