I still don't blame the envy, it's great here.
Majority of what you posted is garbage.
The list of films banned is comparable to France BTW.
Anime and Hentai aren't banned, who knows exactly what the guy had on his PC? And the Anime is likely incidental.
There is absolutely no part in the internet pornography laws that blocks any anime with 18+ scenes and they're available freely here.
My internet is 98mbps and I own my home on an average income, less than 10 mins drive to the middle of the capital city I live in, so I don't know what you're on about there.
No, small breast porn isn't illegal... unless the people with small breasts are children.
Why the hell do you need a bullet proof vest? Ok, you might in France, but if you lived here you wouldn't.
Anyone can make cheese, although I don't know why you'd bother when we have some of the best fresh produce in the world.
It's illegal not to attend the voting polls yes, up to you if you vote or not but you must attend, I fail to see the problem with that.
And damn, a government having the balls to protect its rainforest, how dare they. The bastards should learn from Brazil and chop it down for development.
Sorry that your visa was denied buddy. I'm not gonna bother researching all of the bad things about France, although I'm sure the list is very long as with any country if you really want to dig deep for anything negative.
Most people who live here love living here :-)