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Are you single?
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Australia TurkAu 
2018-07-12 05:07
#1
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Andorra Octopus1 
I arent click that but no I get 100 female a day at least
2018-07-12 05:08
#2
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Germany slyyf 
You're quite avid porn downloader, brother.
2018-07-12 05:09
#3
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Andorra Octopus1 
Thank you brother but I have recently downloaded zero (0) porn yes
2018-07-12 05:21
And retarded too
2018-07-12 05:33
#85
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Afghanistan crywolf1337 
you just mad
2018-07-12 22:22
#108
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Australia TurkAu 
no u
2018-07-13 13:06
y
2018-07-12 05:45
#8
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Australia TurkAu 
y not
2018-07-12 07:51
Yes PepeHands
2018-07-12 05:46
#10
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
SCREAMER WARNING
2018-07-12 07:53
#55
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Australia TurkAu 
yes
2018-07-12 13:22
#11
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Australia TurkAu 
why tf people scared of strawpoll lmao
2018-07-12 08:17
#41
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Austria swehy 
keylogger !!!!!WARNING!!!!!!
2018-07-12 12:48
#56
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Australia TurkAu 
yes
2018-07-12 13:22
#65
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Germany Cyasera 
well there is a website strawpoli or so which is a screamer, otherwise just memes.
2018-07-12 14:33
strawpoii as well
2018-07-15 04:15
of course who would wanna be with me :( feelsbatman
2018-07-12 08:20
#14
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Australia TurkAu 
your lover is in pakistan
2018-07-12 08:25
even pakistan doesn't want me
2018-07-12 08:25
#57
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Australia TurkAu 
:( Reply needs to have actual content
2018-07-12 13:22
Dude, I'm very short, pretty ugly, with not a very good sense of humor, but I have a beautiful, intelligent, very sweet girl, she's even slightly taller than me. Never say die. Believe me, I'm sure that I am even worse than you, so that you will still find your happiness.
2018-07-12 10:37
My looks are not the problem. I am socially awkward.
2018-07-12 11:02
Wdym? Explain more plz
2018-07-12 12:05
I can't talk to people
2018-07-12 12:46
Then I do not know But I'm 100% sure that you can fix it In any case, good luck to you, I'm sure that you will find your love
2018-07-12 22:20
#84
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Norway fen0m 
just force urself and stop being a retarded lookin ass
2018-07-12 22:22
#34
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Russia PumpKingRus 
Confidence, dominance, masculinity >>>>>>>> appearance and sense of humor
2018-07-12 11:18
1. Not even close. Girls do not dream about hardened men. A good physique is enough. Maybe only in Russia the guy should be pumped up, but I did not see that the Russians were like that. 2. Just listed my bad things
2018-07-12 12:03
#37
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Russia PumpKingRus 
1. Masculinity is not only muscles. It implies a complex of things that are typical for males. And I am talking about the basic traits that the majority of girls want, of course, everybody has different preferences, some like fat guys, some like skinny, but these are rather exceptions. 2. There may be a lot of reasons she likes you, but either she is very untypical kind of girls or you have something she found really catchy. Lol, I even know a pretty girl who dates a fat stinky redneck because he's got a long dick
2018-07-12 12:44
Yeah, fully agree there, this is what I was talking about. Despite my shortcomings, I still have a good reputation in society. I also liked by her parents for some reason. Dunno, probably just lucky one.
2018-07-12 22:18
Nice one Even im normal likme average, still cant get gf Cuz im not to social lol
2018-07-12 15:03
Yeah, I am lucky one I am not social too We were friends in school btw, and after graduation we started dating
2018-07-12 22:14
damn dog, whats up with that confidence? embrace yourself, she saw something in ya
2018-07-14 05:12
#76
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Europe cArn5 
NT you have 4 wives ik
2018-07-12 18:48
#13
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Yugoslavia henjkeee 
Locker boy alert
2018-07-12 08:21
#58
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Australia TurkAu 
yes
2018-07-12 13:23
Single life > relationship Who cares about sticking with one girl when I can get with more when I’m single lol
2018-07-12 08:27
#17
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Other Iockerboy 
hf fucking them with no condom
2018-07-12 08:32
#19
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Macau fivemorning 
lmao why do u think he won't use condoms??
2018-07-12 08:37
fucking 1 without condom > fucking many with condoms
2018-07-12 08:39
#22
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Other Iockerboy 
+111111
2018-07-12 08:45
Ez life yes
2018-07-12 10:32
mad?
2018-07-12 11:00
I would rather fuck 1 without condoms.
2018-07-12 13:21
ok
2018-07-12 14:24
Very wrong
2018-07-12 17:35
Why ? Ofc if u betray your love one than sure...
2018-07-12 18:41
#74
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Other Iockerboy 
fapping >>>> sex with condoms
2018-07-12 18:46
U must be really bad in bed then lmao Or ur dick is too small for the condom
2018-07-13 02:29
#95
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Other Iockerboy 
or condoms are trash
2018-07-13 08:55
Who the fuck uses condom 2018? HAAAhaa :DD Stop fuck nasty dirty bitches and get some level. Anyways, its super easy to treat any sexual disease. Please, I rather fap into my winter-glove than fuck with condom, it feels terrible holy shit.
2018-07-12 12:53
#47
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Macau fivemorning 
Tell me where the fuck did I mention that I use condoms bruh ???
2018-07-12 13:11
It was obvious thought since you commented positively towards condoms.
2018-07-12 13:14
#52
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Macau fivemorning 
I told this dude that if he fucking dirty bitches he better use condoms. I have two chicks I'm fucking with on the regular do u think i need protection? hell naw
2018-07-12 13:18
With each word, your estimated IQ dropped hard. There are no "sexual diseases" the are only STDs. Further, you dont know which person has which disease/virus by looking at them. A 10/10 girl with perfect hygiene still could have fucked a guy with HIV or could be infected with genital herpes and alot of other stuff. So yeah, sick logic, enjoy your AIDS. I hope when your immunesystem shuts down, you think back about the girls you fucked and that it was worth it dying a horrible death. Because if it wasnt worth it, it just makes you areally dumb person.
2018-07-12 22:27
Virgin spotted when you are afraid of HIV / AIDS from sex. Do you know how hard is it to get from fucking? Its mainly alive in europe because drug needles. U get HIV / Aids from fucking only in africa. Worst you can imagine getting in europe is herpes. And sorry my english isnt so good I can tell you all the words in english =) grammar nazi boy.
2018-07-13 07:23
Oh also forgot to add that HIV nowadays is basicly eating pills everyday and it has no affect on your life. With medicine you can fuck without rubber and you wont give it to your partner. Also you are going to just carry it in your body and its in stable sleep condition doing nothing inside you.
2018-07-13 07:25
Oh and btw STD = Sexual transmitted disease. So go fap into your fap sock now and never touch pussy becoz U might actually fucking die
2018-07-13 07:28
Relationship is miles better than one night stands with braindead girls. Relationship implies having feelings and obviously being fallen in real love is the best feeling on Earth and if it's mutual it is paradise, you're losing a lot... so, so much
2018-07-13 12:59
I’ve been in relationships before honestly not that rewarding if you don’t plan on getting married any time soon
2018-07-13 17:16
As well as bees won't give you honey for free. It's a testing time how good are you at carryong on the things like that. Had you been able to save the first love of yours, you'd be rewarded for your entire life. Not late yet, you still can awoke your feelings which is worthy of all the suffering it implies
2018-07-14 05:02
I mean i literally cant afford to be in a relationship rn just bought a house and im kinda paycheck to paycheck having a few friends with benefits is just so much better rn
2018-07-15 04:07
I see but money has got nothing to do with love. Having them or not won't affect real feelings. You gotta find a soul that is shining just for you and take care of your own
2018-07-15 05:24
72% of HLTV confirmed virgin
2018-07-12 08:34
So every time you break off relationship you become virgin? NA logic, LUL.
2018-07-12 09:13
can't be a virgin if you are fucking
2018-07-12 09:14
The question of the poll is "are you single?" not "have you ever had a sex?". Being single at the moment doesn't mean you never been in relationship or never had sex.
2018-07-12 09:16
Can confirm. +1 smart american
2018-07-12 14:30
Hello guys, can I create a thread and put there nudes with my ex or I get banned?
2018-07-12 08:38
#23
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Other Iockerboy 
ofc you can
2018-07-12 08:59
#40
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
link 4Head
2018-07-12 12:47
#24
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Germany Dayjay 
No, I have my waifu. :)
2018-07-12 09:10
#29
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Poland pikabooo 
nice screamer
2018-07-12 10:33
#100
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Australia TurkAu 
thank
2018-07-13 12:51
no
2018-07-12 11:02
did you ever see the amount of weeabos and anime watchers on here? do you really think they will ever be in a normal relationship? top kek
2018-07-12 12:46
#42
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Denmark sjufteN 
relationship ended few days ago :(
2018-07-12 12:50
Single in the summer is always the best (Y)
2018-07-12 12:54
Doesnt make a difference if youre a nerd Who plays csgo all Day xd
2018-07-12 13:30
#43
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Norway ludvik33 
I think so.
2018-07-12 12:51
Interesting poll. 75% of HLTV users are single, 25% are lying.
2018-07-12 12:54
HAHAHAHA expected from martin
2018-07-12 13:12
#49
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Austria grammar_nazi 
LOL truth hurts.
2018-07-12 13:14
#50
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Australia TurkAu 
Lmao
2018-07-12 13:14
Savage af
2018-07-12 13:18
Aren't you a HLTV user too though #rekt (plsnobanijk)
2018-07-12 13:26
#64
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Portugal Zedonp 
+1
2018-07-12 14:31
Im not, i swear!
2018-07-12 14:37
#78
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Poland morosek 
Always knew you're a ugly single nerd <3 #nohomo
2018-07-12 18:52
Hot enough for your sister.
2018-07-13 16:35
#113
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Poland morosek 
Explains a lot since I dont have a sister :D But dont be rude dude :<
2018-07-13 18:36
#125
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Norway rogueplayer 
XAXAXAXAX i am gain respect for martin hltv org
2018-07-15 05:25
#121
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Iceland xijmplr 
I kek'd then I died, writing from the Hell
2018-07-15 04:08
No. Had a gf for almost two years, 23 atm. But before that i was singel for like 10 years
2018-07-12 13:29
#66
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Netherlands vldpkha 
Recently became single again,Cant be real to a fake person i guess,She was hot tho,Cant deny that....
2018-07-12 14:34
Do my waifus count? Because i've got quite the big harem, you might become jealous at first sight.
2018-07-12 14:36
#101
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Australia TurkAu 
no.
2018-07-13 12:51
I've many wefes all of them with big tits that resembles big sandbags
2018-07-12 14:47
#70
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Australia TurkAu 
yes
2018-07-12 14:58
#77
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Poland morosek 
After that poll "Buzzfeed: gamers are singles"
2018-07-12 18:51
#91
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China NA_LUL 
water is wet
2018-07-13 07:26
#114
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Poland morosek 
China is Asia
2018-07-13 18:43
It's HLTV wtf no girlfriend allowed here !
2018-07-12 18:54
#102
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Australia TurkAu 
tru
2018-07-13 12:51
left hand is counting?
2018-07-12 22:19
#96
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Australia TurkAu 
no
2018-07-13 12:47
ur on hltv what do u E X P E C T ?
2018-07-13 02:33
#98
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Australia TurkAu 
yes i was trying to get data on the relationship status of hltv members
2018-07-13 12:48
Results are pretty weird
2018-07-13 07:28
#97
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Australia TurkAu 
expected from hltv
2018-07-13 12:48
Am album hehe )))
2018-07-13 07:31
#110
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Australia TurkAu 
wat
2018-07-13 13:08
i arent click that
2018-07-13 12:48
#103
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Australia TurkAu 
its a screamer
2018-07-13 12:51
i dont know, its 73th day and she hasn't texted me back, i guess so
2018-07-13 12:52
#106
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Australia TurkAu 
lmao
2018-07-13 13:00
#115
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Brazil Mentecapto 
I'm sorry for you :(
2018-07-13 18:45
so 1/4 of people here got a gf and probably 20 of these 100 people lied cuz they feel bad about themselves and need to lie on an anonymous survey. hltv cuck site confirmed
2018-07-13 13:01
#109
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Australia TurkAu 
+1
2018-07-13 13:07
its hltv, 99,99% of us never touched a women and never will be
2018-07-15 04:21
#117
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Brazil bandicoot 
yes, thank god
2018-07-14 05:04
#119
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Finland STINDE 
yes we are hltv user we all got girls ofc
2018-07-14 05:55
#126
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Norway rogueplayer 
now i am always when i say im hltv user i get single everytime ???
2018-07-15 05:26
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