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Fucked up Tinder date [18+]
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Europe NeverForgettiMomsSpaghetti 
Had a tinder date yesterday was the 3rd time with the same girl. Decided that 3 dates is enough to fuck so i decided to go to a bar with her and make her drunk. So we had a really good night taking shitloads of shots and other alcohol beverages and i walked her home afterwards. She invited me inside and everything was going as i planned. Inside we kissed and the alcohol made her horny so we went upstairs and had sex. Here is where i fucked up big. Was taking her from behind and i felt i was about to cum so i pulled out my dick and wanted to cum on her ass but she shouted pull it back in so i did that but wrong hole?! Oops so she screamed and turned around and on that moment i came giving her a facial. She was extreme mad and kicked me out of the house..
2018-07-12 17:47
Girls are not worth it. And I'm not even jealous, it's more flatterin' for me. - The director of the funeral agency of wifi, wifisfuneral.
2018-07-12 17:48
lmao the girl is tilted.
2018-07-13 08:33
#2
Sweden YLH 
hahahahahahah made my day
2018-07-12 17:49
haha dito :D actually I'd say everything went great. You'll never see her again so why not giving a facial!? :D
2018-07-13 09:51
She kicked you out of her house? omegalul nice rage girl
2018-07-12 17:50
Even worse rage then old simple
2018-07-12 17:58
Then you woke up and realized you're still a virgin livin at moms house?
2018-07-13 01:21
Coming from Gay Swede where all your woman choose for the islam and the swedish man turn gay for eachother. Skinny jean motherfucker
2018-07-13 06:56
#42
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Japan NiceTryAnime 
lul salty
2018-07-13 07:48
axaxaxa yu rit, he salt very
2018-07-13 08:54
Nope
2018-07-13 13:12
#53
BigDog | 
Japan LiLeX 
LOOOOOL chill out
2018-07-13 08:56
Says the guy who hides his country cuz its so shit its not even worth showing? And no swedish girls doesnt go out with poor 3rd world criminal arabs/black people they only take the leftovers that NO other swedish man wants fyi. And you sound rly gay being fan of ''dickhouse'' bruh... and gays arent that common in Sweden honestly they just get a alot of attention during pride festivals and shit while most ppl with common sense stay away from them. You mad cuz i hit a sensitive spot and was right you're still a virgin that watches to much porn xD gl hf MANLET
2018-07-13 17:53
ahahahahahahahahahah WTF
2018-07-12 17:59
always sex in the butt
2018-07-12 18:01
Okay senpai
2018-07-12 18:34
weebs size perfectly fits the butt hole that's why right
2018-07-13 07:27
#10
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Brazil MommyStealer 
Your only mistake was fucking her only on the third date.
2018-07-12 18:44
#83
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Hungary showee 
+1
2018-07-13 13:30
tinders is for whores so who cares
2018-07-12 18:55
Didnt get laid, hu?
2018-07-13 14:39
i have a gf, nt
2018-07-13 15:44
worth imo
2018-07-12 18:57
This was funny. This made my day. Now i realize why I dumped 4chan for HLTV. Y'all amazing
2018-07-12 19:08
Im feeling thank you
2018-07-12 23:25
#27
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Netherlands Tydaa_ 
4chan is for sjws, 8chan is better :D
2018-07-13 01:24
8chan moves very slow for my attention span
2018-07-13 05:51
#30
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Netherlands Tydaa_ 
hmm were you on the real 8chan though ?!
2018-07-13 06:00
8ch.net?
2018-07-13 06:06
#92
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Brazil LordQ 
true
2018-07-13 17:09
*dab*
2018-07-12 23:27
#18
B1ad3 | 
United Kingdom duff3 
Lmfao GOAT
2018-07-12 23:27
#19
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Russia grEminence 
Nice fiction.
2018-07-12 23:28
#20
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Russia grEminence 
I have a boner from this thread.
2018-07-12 23:29
👌 Reply needs to have actual content
2018-07-12 23:35
Sooooo I see that some1 watched some porns and got really into them...porn scenario that you dreamt happened to you irl...wp ma dude gl
2018-07-13 01:07
+1 lol , sounds like bs
2018-07-13 01:20
#29
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Brazil AnthonySilva 
0/8
2018-07-13 05:53
#32
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Canada Iceposeidon 
no way this is real
2018-07-13 06:08
#33
iLLa | 
Romania Snoui21 
100% real
2018-07-13 06:12
plot twist: op used grindr, not tinder
2018-07-13 06:23
ahahahahah +1
2018-07-13 07:20
Coming from gay swede lmao
2018-07-13 12:30
Cool story Bob !
2018-07-13 07:35
relatable
2018-07-13 07:37
#40
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Lithuania arres 
Seems fake. No condom? She wanted you to come inside or what? But LOL what a face .... I mean plot twist
2018-07-13 07:40
#46
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Brazil Mentecapto 
maybe they fucked without condoms
2018-07-13 08:05
#47
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Lithuania arres 
Did you read only two sentences or just can't take more information in? Third sentence explains why it seems fake to me more than no condom part.
2018-07-13 08:29
Without indeed
2018-07-13 08:53
#94
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Brazil Mentecapto 
You don't need to be all agressive like that m8 I wish you a happy day
2018-07-13 18:42
#41
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Japan NiceTryAnime 
lul
2018-07-13 07:44
All these virgins saying fake lmao this really happened bet your mom/sis had the same expirience before😂
2018-07-13 07:50
#49
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Lithuania arres 
Is it common in your country to find a girl that fucks drunk with no condom on the third date with a guy from tinder and on top of that wants you to come inside?
2018-07-13 08:33
If you ever fucked a girl which i doubt then you can confirm that fucking without a condom is twice as good as with one and she was on birth controll pills so fucked why not Do you think all girls are holy untill marage or something lmao
2018-07-13 08:51
#57
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Lithuania arres 
Yeah, because everyone is a virgin who dares to doubt the story on the internet where so many people nowadays especially in hltv trolls and lies just for reactions... Of course I'm not saying its 100% fake, but it is somewhat unlikely due to the reasons I described. However in the world happens many unlikely things. Anyway thanks for sharing a story, it's funny and all but when you read it's more fun when you know it's legit so that's why I asked. P.S. I confirm that fucking without a condom is twice as good as with one and no, I don't think all girls are holy until marriage or something, but many of these unholy ones are still afraid of STDs.
2018-07-13 09:32
Its legit bro have a nice day
2018-07-13 09:44
#44
nitr0 | 
Canada Surzz 
what did i just read lmao
2018-07-13 07:54
i dont really get the "Fucked up" part in the title? I mean u dated, u had fun, u had sex and u came on a girls face? Sounds pretty successful to me?! That she kicked you out after the sex cannot have been that much of a problem? I mean i would have left her house after that anyways tbh... lol
2018-07-13 07:58
+1 words of wisdom here. Maybe OP wanted a romantic serious relationship, like a lot of twats who don't understand what Tinder is made for.
2018-07-13 08:57
+2 indeed very wise words Serious relationship lmao fuck no after 30 maybe. I mean that i fucked up the opportunity to add another girl to my fuckbuddy list 👌 i use tinder to have fun and get a lot of sexual expirience from the sluts that are on 👌 Amen brothers
2018-07-13 09:10
Fucked up the oppertunity to add this slut to my fuckbuddy list 👌
2018-07-13 09:11
#58
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France Dealotts 
dr
2018-07-13 09:34
#60
kennyS | 
Hungary lazzyP 
Definitely fake cause you can’t take a joke and get upset lmao
2018-07-13 09:48
what i understand from this story is that you actually have sex without condom with a total stranger. Good luck for the rest of your life dude.
2018-07-13 09:51
+1 lmao, i luld more from your last sentence than from his story. fucking random girls without condoms, what a brave man.
2018-07-13 10:05
What is problem i never use condom and hoping never gonna use it too condom is getting my feelings nonsens
2018-07-13 13:29
#63
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Poland ac1dddd 
13 years olds and their fucked up fantasies about having sex, OMEGALUL
2018-07-13 09:54
+1
2018-07-13 10:15
"Had a tinder date yesterday was the 3rd time with the same girl. Decided that 3 dates is enough to fuck so i decided to go to a bar with her and make her drunk." This is wrong in so many ways.
2018-07-13 09:56
Cry is free white knight
2018-07-13 10:18
virgin spotted
2018-07-13 09:57
You?
2018-07-13 12:19
nope
2018-07-13 12:20
#67
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Austria L1GHT_ 
Nice one!
2018-07-13 10:09
#68
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Russia MyNameAyv 
she just pressed F1 and kicked you? Raport her please guys for bad behaviour..
2018-07-13 10:12
I would thank you for coming in my ass rather than in my pussy
2018-07-13 10:15
Dayum you do anal
2018-07-13 10:17
No shit.. *Literally*
2018-07-13 13:44
😍😍 Reply needs to have actual content Post
2018-07-13 14:11
Hltv used to have more imaginary threads like this... 6/8
2018-07-13 10:17
The worst part is i didnt lie 😂
2018-07-13 10:42
#78
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
good story i laughed but who fucks tinder girls on 3rd date?
2018-07-13 12:36
Yeah should of been withjn 1 hour after meeting
2018-07-13 14:34
#90
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
dude i know people who meet to fuck. they greet each other and fuck hahaha
2018-07-13 16:54
#80
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Hungary showee 
best tinder date ever... if u dont want a relationship :D (who the fuck wants relationships on tinder btw?) so its cool dont worry sex, anal and facial after this nothing more and u go home... it sounds like a perfect hookup for me :D
2018-07-13 13:26
Lol nice story bro i lold so hard 😁😁😁😁
2018-07-13 13:26
Story sounded good until part that you cum on her face. If you actually stick it in Ass quickly without relaxing ass first the bitch gonna cry and get mad after.
2018-07-13 14:40
GOAT sex story...good job man!
2018-07-13 17:06
'so i decided to go to a bar with her and make her drunk.' pathetic also that happened, it's not the most worn out made up sex story of all time or nothing
2018-07-13 18:46
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