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I tell you what you should do in life
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Brazil fallenzera_SK_banned 
title
2018-07-12 20:07
hi
2018-07-12 20:08
Join the army
2018-07-12 20:09
already finito with the army what is next for me
2018-07-12 20:10
Go kill babies
2018-07-12 20:15
rofl,well played my friend
2018-07-12 20:16
Ty mr apezera :) I like your name btw
2018-07-12 20:17
robotics
2018-07-12 20:16
Ok
2018-07-12 20:08
Move to Europe
2018-07-12 20:09
Ok. After that?
2018-07-12 20:11
go full jihad mode
2018-07-12 20:12
Ok. Ty
2018-07-12 20:13
study bussiness and administration
2018-07-12 20:12
What if I wanna be a 30k/month dj?
2018-07-12 20:14
money is not everything.
2018-07-12 20:16
Wise words mr fallenzera_SK. Ty for enlightening me :)
2018-07-12 20:18
go
2018-07-12 20:09
Invest in bitcoin
2018-07-12 20:09
ye
2018-07-12 20:09
Dentist
2018-07-12 20:09
I should do a titles? - The director of the funeral agency of wifi, wifisfuneral.
2018-07-12 20:09
study hoponopomo
2018-07-12 20:10
TriHard
2018-07-12 20:09
write a novel
2018-07-12 20:10
yes
2018-07-12 20:21
#12
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Brazil kick_74CO_ffs 
go
2018-07-12 20:10
be a firefighter
2018-07-12 20:10
#46
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Brazil kick_74CO_ffs 
heh my uncle was a firefighter
2018-07-12 20:17
Exactly than marry a woman teacher, a hot one, be happy
2018-07-12 20:21
🐕🐶🐩🐈🐱🐀🐁🐭🐹🐢🐇🐰🐓🐔🐣🐤🐥🐦🐏🐑🐐🐺🐃🐂🐄🐮🐴🐗🐖🐷🐽🐸🐍🐼🐧🐘🐨🐒🐵🐆🐯🐻🐫🐪🐊🐳🐋🐟🐠🐡🐙🐚🐬🐌🐛🐜🐝🐞 Separate the farm animals from non-farm animals.
2018-07-12 20:10
politician
2018-07-12 20:11
#16
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Belarus andryxa1337 
tilt?
2018-07-12 20:10
join the navy
2018-07-12 20:11
Kappa >belarus flag
2018-07-12 20:32
save me
2018-07-12 20:11
study about law of attraction
2018-07-12 20:11
go
2018-07-12 20:11
youtuber
2018-07-12 20:12
im death
2018-07-12 20:12
commit suicide
2018-07-12 20:12
e-commerce
2018-07-12 20:12
tell me
2018-07-12 20:13
league of legends pro player
2018-07-12 20:14
its actually funny cuz i just got back into league after not playing it for a while
2018-07-12 20:15
exactly, i know what im doing here man, do it.
2018-07-12 20:22
#32
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Ukraine illinoize 
my name jeff
2018-07-12 20:14
Liquid store owner
2018-07-12 20:14
#42
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Ukraine illinoize 
nah, i would drink all of that stuff in the store in the first day so no
2018-07-12 20:16
You'll be very rich selling it, you can drink as much you want, people will love your store
2018-07-12 20:17
go
2018-07-12 20:15
nanotechnology specialist
2018-07-12 20:15
Howdy Partner!
2018-07-12 20:17
Go back to argentina, and start a barbecue restaurant bussiness
2018-07-12 20:18
That would be dope tbh maybe I will thanks! I will sell Empanadas, Milanesa and the best Asado
2018-07-12 20:19
Exactly, choose Pinamar to start
2018-07-12 20:21
What about Buenos Aires? Can I start there or no? Maybe even Mar del Plata cause its more popular than Pinamar I've never even heard of Pinamar tbh.
2018-07-12 20:22
Trust me dude, start in Pinamar, then you enter in Buenos Aires in a big way.
2018-07-12 20:24
OK will do thanks, even though I have never lived in Argentina I will move there and start maybe I'll offer my cousin a house on the beach and he can dj at my restaurant, should I stay in the US for a while and build up a lot of money then move down or just do it once I graduate?
2018-07-12 20:26
exactly, then you marry a hot argentina woman, talk about green card and stuff...
2018-07-12 20:26
Oh shit 300iq I can apply for my citizenship today and then I will move there in 10 years with all the money I saved from working and start that shit right up. I already know a girl who I will marry when I move there she is so sexy.
2018-07-12 20:27
prntscr.com/k5qpmg choose a place around here
2018-07-12 20:30
Wow thats really nice! Ill take the second one on the left!
2018-07-12 20:32
I live in Mar del Plata (;_;)
2018-07-12 20:28
are u argentine ?
2018-07-12 20:30
101% (._.)7
2018-07-12 20:31
Cool, ive being always wondering where you are from. Best nickname of hltv.
2018-07-12 20:32
Im from Argentina but the world is my home. And ty sir (._.)_\m/
2018-07-12 20:35
Nice I had a great time there when I went in January, I wen't to Mr.Jones club that was a lot of fun lmao
2018-07-12 20:31
Hah never thought I'd find someone that spent time in this city on HLTV (^_^)
2018-07-12 20:33
ive being there too, look me and my wife: prntscr.com/k5qrvq
2018-07-12 20:35
hahaha lmao is that your mom and dad and you in the background?
2018-07-12 20:36
(^_^) I was there for 3 days I stayed at my cousins friends condo it was near the south beach I think. I wish I explored the city a little because it is super pretty but we spent almost all of our time at the beach.
2018-07-12 20:35
glad to hear you had a good time here. Let me know if you need any advise for the barbecue restaurant business thing (^_^')
2018-07-12 20:41
haha ok if I start it up you can be my business partner we can put tv's and broadcast esports and attract all the nerdy kids.
2018-07-12 20:44
sounds like a cool idea haha Im in (^_^)
2018-07-12 20:47
Dale Boludo jajajaja
2018-07-12 20:49
hahaha unexpected (x_x)
2018-07-12 20:53
why?
2018-07-12 20:56
i think boludo is offensive
2018-07-12 20:59
well kinda but not really
2018-07-12 20:59
just like you called me monkey once :(
2018-07-12 20:59
I'm sorry forgive me for my past sins :(
2018-07-12 21:01
you have being forgiven.
2018-07-12 21:03
idk simply didn't expect that reply hah (._.')
2018-07-12 21:00
You and your fucking faces have me so dead LMAO
2018-07-12 21:02
After all, There's a good and a bad side of being (._.) I think.
2018-07-12 21:07
haha te amo <3
2018-07-12 21:18
#50
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Denmark muggge 
brazil is a puppet of portugal
2018-07-12 20:18
Marry a norway woman
2018-07-12 20:18
Gimme (._.')
2018-07-12 20:22
Space program
2018-07-12 20:23
Gonna buy Kerbal right now, thanks for the advice (._.)_b
2018-07-12 20:27
try me
2018-07-12 20:22
Open a franchising.
2018-07-12 20:23
hi.
2018-07-12 20:25
work in a barber shop
2018-07-12 20:27
#68
mixwell | 
Spain loviac 
Tell me
2018-07-12 20:26
Sports bussiness administration.
2018-07-12 20:27
#74
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
ruski
2018-07-12 20:28
space program
2018-07-12 20:31
thx, finally i will leave Russia
2018-07-12 20:41
I want to die
2018-07-12 20:29
fisherman
2018-07-12 20:31
Roll
2018-07-12 20:30
secret agency
2018-07-12 20:31
I mean I'd like to. Hell I would love to. Never really gave it a thought I guess. Hmmm....
2018-07-12 20:32
hello
2018-07-12 20:31
csgo pro player.. congratz
2018-07-12 20:37
#89
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World taco__ 
yeah?
2018-07-12 20:33
Doctor, for sure
2018-07-12 20:37
#90
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Germany ´kamiii 
good
2018-07-12 20:33
Invest in the market.
2018-07-12 20:37
#95
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World Suj_Mjotu 
hmm??
2018-07-12 20:36
Move to France, thank me later
2018-07-12 20:37
#113
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World Suj_Mjotu 
Why? I don't want to die in terrorist attack :(
2018-07-12 20:39
#97
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Russia sneakyboy 
drink vodka?...
2018-07-12 20:36
Nope, buy a farm. trust me
2018-07-12 20:38
#112
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Russia sneakyboy 
wtf
2018-07-12 20:39
Yis
2018-07-12 20:37
Open a bakery
2018-07-12 20:38
Men, i alredy hev 5 bekry open in may toun
2018-07-12 20:38
#105
ropz | 
Estonia carmen 
yep
2018-07-12 20:38
Air traffic controller
2018-07-12 20:38
#115
ropz | 
Estonia carmen 
dafuq mate :)
2018-07-12 20:40
Go
2018-07-12 20:38
Lufthansa manager
2018-07-12 20:39
Why?
2018-07-12 20:39
Trust me... do it You'll also find your wife there, a hot flight attendent. trust me man
2018-07-12 20:40
Will I have Sex with her while flying a plane?
2018-07-12 20:40
you wont be pilot. But a important manager of the office. You can bang in every place you want, since she knows she will be never fired since you are the boss there.
2018-07-12 20:41
Damn.. Thank you.
2018-07-12 20:45
nt monki
2018-07-12 20:39
kys, you are waste of oxygen.
2018-07-12 20:40
mad monki
2018-07-12 20:41
#123
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Exactly what I need Hello
2018-07-12 20:42
Hello. Physiotherapist
2018-07-12 20:45
#125
LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Tell me
2018-07-12 20:42
CFO
2018-07-12 20:45
o/
2018-07-12 20:43
Engineer
2018-07-12 20:46
I was don't know this details
2018-07-12 20:46
lawyer for sure
2018-07-12 20:46
rip then cuz extended math and physics :/
2018-07-12 20:47
Can i have a new one? I didnt like mine above :(
2018-07-12 20:46
lmao, ok. Everyone in fact has 2 good options in life Your second Investment Analyst
2018-07-12 20:48
Thats more my cup of Tee, thank you a lot
2018-07-12 20:49
wanna trade?
2018-07-12 20:48
Naw, fuck Law lol
2018-07-12 20:48
damn :/
2018-07-12 20:49
Just got a new one, you can have my old one
2018-07-12 20:49
ok thanks )))
2018-07-12 20:49
your second option is apps developer
2018-07-12 20:50
Nice! take ur engineer back
2018-07-12 20:51
This Guy is so nice :)
2018-07-12 20:52
Let's see
2018-07-12 21:10
Drone Technician
2018-07-12 22:00
yo
2018-07-12 21:19
Accounting analyst
2018-07-12 22:00
-> ?1
2018-07-12 21:19
Advisory Counselor
2018-07-12 22:01
not good
2018-07-12 22:05
#164
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Brazil Apol0_1705 
Gooo my friend
2018-07-12 21:32
Data scientist
2018-07-12 22:01
#312
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Brazil Apol0_1705 
Wow
2018-07-13 22:18
cmon.
2018-07-12 21:34
Geriatrics
2018-07-12 22:01
I'm a civil engineer. Should I sell my builder?
2018-07-12 22:11
#170
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Denmark TurboHenning 
What should i do?
2018-07-12 22:01
Digital Media Analyst
2018-07-12 22:02
#304
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Denmark TurboHenning 
<3
2018-07-12 23:34
:D
2018-07-12 22:01
supply chain
2018-07-12 22:02
tell me man, im studying law atm, 5th semester and its a pain to learn, i never failed an exam yet but i am always scared that i might fuck up. even though if i fuck up i dont lose anything, i just dont wanna fuck up. minimal time for law is 8 semesters, most do it in 10-12 and u also have to make intternship for 2 years after that before you can become a lawyer, judge etc and earn actual money. byy that time i will be around 28. help me bro
2018-07-12 22:04
There is NOTHING wrong starting earning money at 28. You think at 28 are an old person, but isn't. When you become 28 you will think "damn, im so young, so many things to live, why have i gave up my dream job ?"
2018-07-12 22:06
ok tthanks for the heads up fallenzera, i hope you bait many more people
2018-07-12 22:16
ty
2018-07-12 22:16
hmm?
2018-07-12 22:05
Biotechnologist
2018-07-12 22:07
holy shit ur good at this, my brother is biotechnologist
2018-07-12 22:08
#182
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
go
2018-07-12 22:08
Health manager
2018-07-12 22:11
#195
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
no
2018-07-12 22:12
#183
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
are u gonna change ur name to fallenzera_MIBR? but what if cold actually leaves are u still gonna have the zera?
2018-07-12 22:08
Internal Auditor
2018-07-12 22:11
#197
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
bitch u didnt answer my question
2018-07-12 22:13
an nerd already made it that nick
2018-07-12 22:13
#201
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
oof
2018-07-12 22:14
#184
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Germany SPINAdmiral 
what should i do?
2018-07-12 22:09
Digital Transformation Manager
2018-07-12 22:11
Go PS: Stop stealing gold doesn't count.
2018-07-12 22:09
Facilities manager
2018-07-12 22:11
Economist is what I want. Pretty good guess actually!
2018-07-12 23:26
#186
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Europe J4hh 
yo
2018-07-12 22:11
Mechatronics technician
2018-07-12 22:12
#209
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Europe J4hh 
Man actually I have extended mechatronics lesson in my school wtf
2018-07-12 22:16
xD i know what im doing here m8... go for it
2018-07-12 22:18
Hello
2018-07-12 22:11
Accounting analyst
2018-07-12 22:12
LMFAO I hate statistics and being an analyst
2018-07-12 22:13
go
2018-07-12 22:13
Manager or partner in civil litigation
2018-07-12 22:14
fair enough
2018-07-12 22:26
Yes?
2018-07-12 22:13
Logistic chain manager
2018-07-12 22:14
#202
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
go go go
2018-07-12 22:14
Formule one pilot
2018-07-12 22:15
#206
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
go again
2018-07-12 22:15
Formule Indy pilot
2018-07-12 22:15
#208
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
again
2018-07-12 22:16
Vet, is your last hope .. or you will just be a sad person
2018-07-12 22:17
#214
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
sad it is
2018-07-12 22:17
#212
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Lithuania Ort3ex 
ok
2018-07-12 22:17
Geophysics
2018-07-12 22:18
#217
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Brazil FunnyDank 
go for it
2018-07-12 22:25
Advertising and marketing
2018-07-12 22:26
#220
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Brazil FunnyDank 
wtf how do u know?
2018-07-12 22:27
i know what im doing here man xD just go for it, you´ll be very rich, but, you will die at 52
2018-07-12 22:28
#225
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Brazil FunnyDank 
i will enjoy my life
2018-07-12 22:29
Inspire me
2018-07-12 22:27
Fortnite pro player
2018-07-12 22:27
dude I'm 35 :D
2018-07-12 22:28
Ok, then go sell medicines fora big company
2018-07-12 22:29
sell medicine...like a pharmacist? like in what...kind of position?? Distribution?
2018-07-12 22:34
Not pharmacist. You will sell the medicines to the pharms. You will work for a big company who makes the medicines. You will start as seller, than after 2 years you will be easily a manager, regional speaking, after 10 years, a national manager.
2018-07-12 22:37
Ok I will look out for this, the only connection I see is a friend of mine who studies something towards bio chemistry...no matter what - name it - and there is always a slight connection to something in your life. funny, isn't it?
2018-07-12 22:47
Exactly. A tip, visit doctors offices, so you can give them discounts of your medicines and products, so to help the patients, doctors will give them the discount, and they will only buy your stuff.
2018-07-12 22:55
what should i do?
2018-07-12 22:29
Speech Therapy
2018-07-12 22:30
hm?
2018-07-12 22:29
Psychology, you will fall in love for a client, she is married, you are going bang her anyway, her husband kills you, you will be around 39 at the time.
2018-07-12 22:31
sounds pretty good, thank you
2018-07-12 22:31
Tell me what to do
2018-07-12 22:30
Energy and Sustainability
2018-07-12 22:31
Can I get another one?
2018-07-12 23:18
Give me hope!
2018-07-12 22:36
lottery. Than you buy your own hotel.
2018-07-12 22:37
Sounds cool! Thanks
2018-07-12 22:37
#239
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Japan Th3Koala 
OWO
2018-07-12 22:39
Information security
2018-07-12 22:43
#240
TACO | 
Portugal NotRlyPT 
ALOOOOOOOO
2018-07-12 22:39
Food Science and Technology
2018-07-12 22:43
help me please
2018-07-12 22:40
Game Design
2018-07-12 22:44
thank mr fallenzera_SK
2018-07-12 22:44
okay
2018-07-12 22:44
Architecture and urbanism
2018-07-12 22:44
try again
2018-07-12 22:45
Financial management
2018-07-12 22:45
tell me
2018-07-12 22:47
Hacker
2018-07-12 22:49
so u are the 1st target are u ready ?? :D
2018-07-12 22:52
yep
2018-07-12 23:07
okéy ty
2018-07-12 23:09
#252
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Israel Ilay654 
and me?
2018-07-12 22:48
Aeronautical Sciences
2018-07-12 22:50
#313
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Israel Ilay654 
lit
2018-07-30 21:26
#253
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Russia AyvaNjj 
Okey
2018-07-12 22:48
work on bank
2018-07-12 22:51
#259
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Russia AyvaNjj 
Im very bad at maths
2018-07-12 22:53
You don't need to be good at maths to work on a bank, not necessary. Computers do the job, you actually need to be a good seller
2018-07-12 22:54
#261
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Netherlands Lurox 
I don't know.
2018-07-12 22:56
Now you do: Restaurant Chef
2018-07-12 22:58
#263
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Netherlands Lurox 
Bruh how?... That was my education! i got my diploma but i won't ever work in a restaurant/hotel. Something else?
2018-07-12 23:01
Nope, restaraunt chef, do you think i guessed by luck ? I know what im doing here m8
2018-07-12 23:02
#267
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Netherlands Lurox 
well, wont happen.
2018-07-12 23:03
Well, like i said in this comment: hltv.org/forums/threads/1826541/i-tell-y.. Everyone has 2 options of having a good job, that makes you happy Your second option is: Real state business
2018-07-12 23:05
#283
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Netherlands Lurox 
real estate business*
2018-07-12 23:13
me ?
2018-07-12 23:01
Basketball player
2018-07-12 23:02
lmao, wtf, im actually very tall for my age, and i do play basketball at school. wtf
2018-07-12 23:03
#274
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Brazil Mentecapto 
that's a very nasty name
2018-07-12 23:06
#269
Petra | 
Turkey ao1 
plz give me a good one
2018-07-12 23:05
Defense and International Strategic Management
2018-07-12 23:06
#270
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Israel Jewjistu 
?? save me
2018-07-12 23:05
Phonographic Production
2018-07-12 23:06
#276
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Brazil Mentecapto 
What should I do ?
2018-07-12 23:08
Agronomy
2018-07-12 23:08
#279
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Germany AdiZen 
england is my coming home
2018-07-12 23:10
You will have your own gym
2018-07-12 23:11
#281
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Germany AdiZen 
rip i dont even go to gym
2018-07-12 23:11
you will own, you dont need to work out. You are a bussiness man, you'll find your hot wife there, a woman who was cheated by her boyfriend in a 8 years relationship. congratz.
2018-07-12 23:12
Go
2018-07-12 23:18
Vet
2018-07-12 23:22
Ye boi
2018-07-12 23:23
#286
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Croatia mds818 
oke
2018-07-12 23:19
Cop
2018-07-12 23:22
#306
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Croatia mds818 
lmaooooooooo
2018-07-12 23:36
go
2018-07-12 23:21
Top Model wow, congratz dude
2018-07-12 23:22
Why topmodel, I have green eyes and brown/blonde hair (probably not the best for model). I also dont want to be a 50KG lowfat model that looks gay.
2018-07-12 23:28
ask the universe, not me
2018-07-12 23:28
prntscr.com/k5stj1 men models doesnt need to be very slim
2018-07-12 23:30
#293
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Japan PKcrash 
me
2018-07-12 23:27
Army
2018-07-12 23:29
d
2018-07-12 23:28
top model
2018-07-12 23:29
#299
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
plz
2018-07-12 23:30
Butcher
2018-07-12 23:30
#302
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
<3 ty for giving me direction.
2018-07-12 23:31
you are welcome m8.
2018-07-12 23:31
8
2018-07-12 23:35
marketing
2018-07-12 23:39
im hippie
2018-07-12 23:43
#307
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
try me
2018-07-12 23:37
singer
2018-07-12 23:39
#310
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United States MAKEOUTHILL 
hahah I knew it ! i knew you gonna say singer or rapper lol
2018-07-12 23:40
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