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Get Laid Tonight!
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Just tell me your: Name Rank Fav Skin Age and i will teel you your probability
2018-07-12 20:55
#1
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United Kingdom galaxzy 
jules lem kumicho dragon 16
2018-07-12 20:56
#9
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Germany Bl0odWork 
about 4.6% sadly :(
2018-07-12 20:57
#13
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United Kingdom galaxzy 
very true it is low chance because i will not leave the house again tonight +1 good prediction
2018-07-12 20:58
#41
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ofc m8
2018-07-12 21:04
#228
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Germany AdiZen 
just a 4.6% chance you leave the home, but if you do you will get laid immediately trust him
2018-07-12 22:14
Jonathan E lvl 10 faceit ak-47 hydroponic 19
2018-07-12 20:56
#6
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you write 420 friendly in your Tinder Profil 100%
2018-07-12 20:57
have it there already, thx for confirm
2018-07-12 20:58
#42
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Germany Bl0odWork 
good boy
2018-07-12 21:05
#3
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100% Real analasys
2018-07-12 20:56
David GE M9 Bayonet Crimson web 19
2018-07-12 20:57
#12
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Very likly, like 56%. She/He wont be pritty tho
2018-07-12 20:58
#5
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Germany Benjir_V1 
nice username mate
2018-07-12 20:57
#14
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ty
2018-07-12 20:58
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas silver 1 default 12
2018-07-12 20:57
#16
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100% due to name. Is great conversation starter
2018-07-12 20:59
kerimcan 3.2k elo rank nova 4 fire serpent 19
2018-07-12 20:57
#18
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you seem to have low confidence, so only 19%
2018-07-12 20:59
Ivan Silver 1 P90 Asimov 12
2018-07-12 20:58
#19
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Germany Bl0odWork 
0.4%, the .4 is your mom
2018-07-12 21:00
That's definitiely good one or at least hilarious.
2018-07-12 22:02
#224
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Germany RobiDable 
lmao
2018-07-12 22:13
#15
LEo | 
African Union FELIXXD 
Felix nova 4 Safari mesh 19
2018-07-12 20:58
#23
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100%, your Babysitter from 15 years ok is now a washed up stripper and you will have really crappy sex
2018-07-12 21:00
i'll tell you mine 0
2018-07-12 20:59
#24
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Germany Bl0odWork 
cant tell. Have no data
2018-07-12 21:01
Denis Unranked Default 18 (soon to be 19)
2018-07-12 21:00
#26
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Name is unfuckable sry
2018-07-12 21:01
I workout for nearly 2,5 years now Skinny denis - unfuckable Muscular beast denis - easy
2018-07-12 21:02
#45
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Ouh, i didnt have that data in my database, then i give you a 76%
2018-07-12 21:05
#208
denis | 
Germany C_Rexy0 
r/the_denis
2018-07-12 22:09
Michael supreme ultra violet 18 in 3 days
2018-07-12 21:00
#28
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you will get laid on your bday, but not today. To gay of a skin choice
2018-07-12 21:01
damn thats awesome! The girl that i really like told me that she will have to stay for a night at my place if she will be able to make it to my bday :D
2018-07-12 21:04
#47
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Germany Bl0odWork 
watch out you dont get preggo :)
2018-07-12 21:06
#22
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Denmark danska 
My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer. My rank: Global Elite My Favorite skin: AK Fuel injector My age: 10
2018-07-12 21:00
#30
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sadly 2% only
2018-07-12 21:02
bambi global the empress 18
2018-07-12 21:01
#31
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Germany Bl0odWork 
your dad will rape you tonight, so 100%
2018-07-12 21:02
#27
Sweden hoey 
Albin level 10 kill confirmed 19
2018-07-12 21:01
#35
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Ouh, very nice. You will very likely meet a dominatrics and you will have a great night
2018-07-12 21:03
#29
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Brazil Gustav3 
Gustavo LE awp asimov 18
2018-07-12 21:02
#36
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Germany Bl0odWork 
with a very old lady tonight at 8pm
2018-07-12 21:03
Harry unranked Asiimov 21
2018-07-12 21:02
#37
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100% if you have only 1 eye, otherwise sadly only 89%. Still gona be good day
2018-07-12 21:04
sad
2018-07-12 21:02
#39
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Rip X gets you bitches, but frfr
2018-07-12 21:04
Prodka Silver 1 P250 | Sand Dune 12
2018-07-12 21:04
#300
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Denmark Twikzera 
5,827492979298,83958 chance :(
2018-07-12 23:47
seven
2018-07-12 21:05
#49
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Germany Bl0odWork 
eight
2018-07-12 21:06
#44
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Sweden Jimziw 
Jim Global fire serpent 19
2018-07-12 21:05
#50
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Germany Bl0odWork 
same as the guy above, only if you have 1 eye its 100% and only if its the right one missing
2018-07-12 21:06
#46
mir | 
Ukraine inigod 
Vladimir 10lvl faceit default 16
2018-07-12 21:05
#51
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Germany Bl0odWork 
girls must fly to you like bees, but sadly today is not your lucky day bro :(
2018-07-12 21:07
Chria B+ Black Laminate AK 19
2018-07-12 21:06
#52
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you consider yourself insecure: 7% If you are confident: 93%
2018-07-12 21:07
my life in a nutshell :(
2018-07-13 03:02
#53
shox | 
Other sadpolk 
Mihai LE M4A4 Radiation Hazard 19
2018-07-12 21:09
#55
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you live in 3rd world very unlikly. If you have beared you are 100% gonna get layed in 1st world. otherwise 50/50
2018-07-12 21:10
#54
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Some1 do 1 for me :) Leo Supreme Glock Fade 18
2018-07-12 21:13
since your still on HLTV and you have to go to bed in 2h it's not likely unless you already have gf ofc, then 100 %
2018-07-12 21:16
#61
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Germany Bl0odWork 
thx man :(
2018-07-12 21:17
tomorrow will be good :) just dont make useless threads at 8 p.m. and go drink instead, ok?
2018-07-12 21:18
Johannes Unranked Default 17
2018-07-12 21:11
#58
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you go to bar a snus: 16% if you go to party with friend and smoke a doink: 45% if you go sober you get a very drunk ugly girl 100% laid
2018-07-12 21:12
Should I keep using this site or will it ruin my chances?
2018-07-12 21:50
#156
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you tell x2 if not -4%
2018-07-12 21:51
aenhim 8faceit / ge mm / easea is irrelevant vanilla karambit , n i own one 21 tell me what to do , haven't got laid in like 12 months at least
2018-07-12 21:12
#59
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ok, if you work in a retail job: 41% but only touch boob if you go to college: very unlikly sadly :(
2018-07-12 21:13
#62
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United States Drag0nfart 
Name - David Rank - Unranked Fav Skin - Poseidon Age - 18
2018-07-12 21:17
#63
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Germany Bl0odWork 
If you tell a girl on Tinder: Hey, wanna Fuck? 65%
2018-07-12 21:18
#65
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United States Drag0nfart 
nt 0% because I dont want to have sex today!
2018-07-12 21:18
#66
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Well, couldnt find taht info in my data base. Sry bro
2018-07-12 21:19
#67
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United States Drag0nfart 
its ok i forgive you
2018-07-12 21:19
#68
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Germany Bl0odWork 
We will try to do a better job next time
2018-07-12 21:20
0.01% chance based on your hltv name and comments, youre a very ugly fat nerd's shit
2018-07-12 21:20
#70
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Germany Bl0odWork 
WoW, RUDE
2018-07-12 21:21
#200
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United States Drag0nfart 
holy moly what did I ever do to you lmao?
2018-07-12 22:07
Name mike Rank faceit lvl 10 Fav Skin fire serpent Age 20, nearly 21 i got a gf
2018-07-12 21:21
#74
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Germany Bl0odWork 
If shes home and you ask: FuCk? then yes, 100%
2018-07-12 21:23
I hope it´s low
2018-07-12 21:22
#73
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Germany Bl0odWork 
have no data
2018-07-12 21:23
Pedro GN3 rn IDGAF 17
2018-07-12 21:24
#80
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Germany Bl0odWork 
0.5%
2018-07-12 21:26
Awesome bcuz no no girls in tonight´s friend group, didnt want to get raped.
2018-07-12 21:27
there
2018-07-12 21:26
#75
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Finland dotto 
Otto Global Frontside Misty 17
2018-07-12 21:24
#81
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Your fat mexican maid might want to hop on your cock tonight, gl :)
2018-07-12 21:26
#77
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Europe potatomato 
your mom already told my probability is 100%
2018-07-12 21:25
#83
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Germany Bl0odWork 
acctually, its 67% with me and your mom according to my database your chance with my mum is that my dad will fucking kill you if you have that same thought ever again
2018-07-12 21:27
Alexandre Unraked No skins 30
2018-07-12 21:26
#84
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you will get married tonight, but still no sex. Sry bro
2018-07-12 21:28
Well, i'm already married...
2018-07-12 21:28
cheating on your wife, daaaaamn son!
2018-07-12 21:33
#118
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Germany Bl0odWork 
a man with 360 vision
2018-07-12 21:37
+1
2018-07-12 21:39
<3
2018-07-12 21:39
#86
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United Kingdom HarryML 
Harry DMG Medusa 18
2018-07-12 21:28
#89
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100% on buckingham palace 3rd floor
2018-07-12 21:30
#87
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Germany enzin 
Lukas LEM Howl 18
2018-07-12 21:28
#90
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sadly only 7,8%
2018-07-12 21:30
#94
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Germany enzin 
man thats almost 8%. worth the try.
2018-07-12 21:30
#88
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Estonia Chaostic 
Markus LEM Default > All skins 16 No need i will tell you myself its 0%
2018-07-12 21:29
#92
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Germany Bl0odWork 
youre right, sry bro :(
2018-07-12 21:30
#91
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Poland Noxize 
wiktor ge weasel 16
2018-07-12 21:30
#95
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you have dog, go walk with him and get a 59% increase in chance from 0
2018-07-12 21:31
#97
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Poland Noxize 
pogchamp
2018-07-12 21:31
Juliusz LEM/ rank 9 Default 16
2018-07-12 21:30
#96
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Germany Bl0odWork 
no, sry bro. 0 Chance
2018-07-12 21:31
du hurensohn
2018-07-12 21:31
#103
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Germany Bl0odWork 
lol
2018-07-12 21:33
lol you right tho, must go to sleep
2018-07-12 21:31
#100
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Slovakia pepkoo 
Name Peter Rank ge, faceit level 7 Fav Skin awp asiimov Age 13
2018-07-12 21:32
#104
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you have 8y/o sister, go try
2018-07-12 21:33
#116
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Slovakia pepkoo 
7
2018-07-12 21:36
#120
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sry, typing mistake. Database says 7 aswell :) have fun
2018-07-12 21:38
Philippe Supreme / lvl9 faceit Icarus Fell 17
2018-07-12 21:32
#106
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Germany Bl0odWork 
a man with style finds a woman with character, 100%
2018-07-12 21:33
thak
2018-07-12 21:34
Jake LEM M4A4 Buzz kill 28
2018-07-12 21:32
#108
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Germany Bl0odWork 
You will have sex with washed up 56 y/o factory worker woman
2018-07-12 21:34
ooooooh snap!
2018-07-12 21:34
#127
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Germany Bl0odWork 
she was cute tho, 15 years ago
2018-07-12 21:40
Its fine. I prefer more experienced women anyway!
2018-07-12 21:41
#129
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Germany Bl0odWork 
she only had 1 boyfriend and he wasnt really good
2018-07-12 21:41
I'm a great teacher!
2018-07-12 21:42
#136
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Well, glad i could help
2018-07-12 21:43
Yes fank yu ma frend!
2018-07-12 21:44
#107
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Brazil MommyStealer 
Guilherme none scout blood in the water 21
2018-07-12 21:34
#111
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Germany Bl0odWork 
probably 0, maybe 0.1
2018-07-12 21:34
Kokot GE asiimov 13
2018-07-12 21:34
#112
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Germany Bl0odWork 
try rape, will get you 100% success rate
2018-07-12 21:34
ill try to rape you
2018-07-12 21:35
#115
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Germany Bl0odWork 
well, taht has 14% rate, but try the woman on the bus. She looks cute when she cries
2018-07-12 21:36
she was raped by my neighbour
2018-07-12 21:36
#126
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Germany Bl0odWork 
then try the other neighbours door, maybe a man with nice white beared has space in his bed for you tonight
2018-07-12 21:39
all neighbours in my city have ginger beards
2018-07-12 21:42
Peter Supreme, B+, LVL 7 AWP HYPERBEAST 23
2018-07-12 21:37
#122
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Ouh, i can see that you have a 96% chance to even find your soulmate tonight
2018-07-12 21:38
#121
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Sweden Remliwer 
me is sex 4 times in dey
2018-07-12 21:38
#123
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Germany Bl0odWork 
my data never lies, but you do
2018-07-12 21:38
#130
ropz | 
United States LemiTZzZ 
Lemi SMFC M249 System Lock 21
2018-07-12 21:42
#135
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Germany Bl0odWork 
based on your skin choice, youll fuck a fat, rainbow haired SJW
2018-07-12 21:42
#137
ropz | 
United States LemiTZzZ 
lmao what do you think of yourself n00b m2494l1f3
2018-07-12 21:43
#251
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Germany Bl0odWork 
i, my self, will get laid in teh next 4 weeks
2018-07-12 22:22
Gonçalo LEM The Empress 17
2018-07-12 21:42
#141
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Woman with long hair, nice lips will push her child throught the park youll rape the child
2018-07-12 21:44
wtf no xd
2018-07-13 13:25
#132
buster | 
United States xollin 
Collin B- M9 Fade 18
2018-07-12 21:42
#142
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Germany Bl0odWork 
0% cuz Trump, if Berni wouldve won: 98%
2018-07-12 21:45
#294
buster | 
United States xollin 
affirmative
2018-07-12 23:10
Jerry Supreme, just like my clothes CZ Tacticat 23
2018-07-12 21:43
#144
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Germany Bl0odWork 
If you wear Supreme, ripped jeans and Yeezys: 100% if not: 23%
2018-07-12 21:46
Phillip Semi-pro Ass-imov 17
2018-07-12 21:44
#145
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Germany Bl0odWork 
0 cuz of skin
2018-07-12 21:46
#143
shox | 
Germany AraqZ 
Julian Faceit 10/Global m4a1s Icarus fell 17
2018-07-12 21:45
#146
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Another man with Style, 100% if you have 5,65$ on you at any point in time, even if youre naked
2018-07-12 21:46
#147
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Russia MyNameAyv 
Name Ayvan Rank lvl10 (don't play mm) Fav Skin Karambit night Age 17
2018-07-12 21:47
#149
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Germany Bl0odWork 
You willl fuck a overly large Indian Woman
2018-07-12 21:48
#150
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Russia MyNameAyv 
Okey, but what's a point of this thread? Tell me please.
2018-07-12 21:48
#152
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Germany Bl0odWork 
i tell you future and you will have sex. Isnt that good?
2018-07-12 21:50
#154
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Russia MyNameAyv 
Sorry, but im not planning move to India.
2018-07-12 21:50
Patrick MG2 Not really into skins tbh 19
2018-07-12 21:47
#151
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you should buy more cool clothes in the future to up your %, now its only 6% :(
2018-07-12 21:49
Shawn Lvl 8 face it Deagle Cobalt Disruption 18
2018-07-12 21:51
#158
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Germany Bl0odWork 
3% only due to skin choice
2018-07-12 21:51
The blue deagle? C'mon 2nd favorite is m4 neo noir
2018-07-12 21:52
#162
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Bro im sry. you only find love in Gayclubs with those skins according to my database
2018-07-12 21:53
i ask for a friend marvin doesnt play csgo doesnt play csgo 25
2018-07-12 21:51
#160
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Germany Bl0odWork 
my database is very informed and knows everthing but i will make an exetion for marvin although he doesnt play cs. Its seems to be 76% if he only talks to brown haired people tonight. Greetings to marvin
2018-07-12 21:53
thanks man, i will only tell him tomorrow though because i am a ginger, i would ruin his chances
2018-07-12 21:54
#165
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Germany Bl0odWork 
acctually, gingers add 2% to that for each one that he is around
2018-07-12 21:56
Name: Bartek Rank: supreme Fav Skin: If knife skin count then sapphire if not the like awp medusa Age 15
2018-07-12 21:53
#164
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you will have sex with 17 y/o russian "soon to be" Super Model Kajunka, she will give you the ride of your live
2018-07-12 21:55
so happy for the kid
2018-07-12 22:00
finally xD
2018-07-12 22:06
#166
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Netherlands 29Lars06 
Lars LE Asiimov 17
2018-07-12 21:56
#168
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Did you graduate yet?
2018-07-12 21:56
#170
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Netherlands 29Lars06 
No
2018-07-12 21:57
#174
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ok, 100% if you write any girl to meet up in the next 5 min and she replies in 10 min
2018-07-12 21:58
#176
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Netherlands 29Lars06 
ty bro
2018-07-12 21:59
#167
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Europe Spoonman20 
Name Jacob Rank Global Elite Fav Skin White Age 19
2018-07-12 21:56
#171
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Germany Bl0odWork 
If you talk to her about CS: 7% If you talk to her about Thoorin: 66% If you talk to her about your dirty mousepad: 86% If you talk to her about world cup: 0%
2018-07-12 21:57
Kevin Nova 1 Ak safari mash 55 years
2018-07-12 21:57
#172
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Sry bro, 0,0076%
2018-07-12 21:58
#173
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Sweden Cabenstone 
Neo Global Sold all my skins 22
2018-07-12 21:58
#175
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Germany Bl0odWork 
True mastermind, 92%
2018-07-12 21:59
#177
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United Kingdom Bennn_ 
Name - Ben Rank - Global Fav Skin - AK47 , Vulcan Age - 17
2018-07-12 21:59
#184
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Germany Bl0odWork 
100%
2018-07-12 22:02
#293
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United Kingdom Bennn_ 
my guy <3
2018-07-12 23:08
#178
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Norway Bellai 
Name - David Rank - GE Fav Skin - AWP BOOM Age - 25
2018-07-12 21:59
#185
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Germany Bl0odWork 
very likly, just take care from the moos
2018-07-12 22:02
#179
Xyp9x | 
Turkey ao1 
Görkem DMG asiimov 17 yo
2018-07-12 21:59
#186
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Nice bro, you have 79%, just get a off white belt and get to 99%
2018-07-12 22:03
I don't need you too because I am a christian virgin boy and the only love I need is the love of Jesus Christ.
2018-07-12 22:00
#190
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Germany Bl0odWork 
good Kid. Religion is a lie.
2018-07-12 22:05
Wait if Religion is a lie, Jesus isn't real. And if jesus isn't real... Then who the hell did I fuck last night???
2018-07-12 22:07
#201
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Germany Bl0odWork 
does daddy have a beard?
2018-07-12 22:07
Omg... I gotta go!
2018-07-12 22:08
I would like to thank you for allowing this fun roleplay experience. have a good night my man
2018-07-12 22:10
#216
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you too brother :=)
2018-07-12 22:11
Shane Down/Upranking from Global to Supreme in the past months AWP Graphite / Lightning Strike 19
2018-07-12 22:00
#191
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Germany Bl0odWork 
its an upgrade. you get 61%
2018-07-12 22:05
#187
NiKo | 
Norway ludvik33 
Christian LEM Empress 20
2018-07-12 22:04
#192
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Germany Bl0odWork 
0 due to not beein indivdual enough
2018-07-12 22:06
#204
NiKo | 
Norway ludvik33 
Correct about today, but how bout tomorrow?
2018-07-12 22:08
#207
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Cant tell yet, mostly likely above 45%
2018-07-12 22:09
#213
NiKo | 
Norway ludvik33 
hah, alright..sounds good xD
2018-07-12 22:10
#188
cyx | 
Netherlands vldpkha 
Kevin Unranked I dont care that much anymore... 20
2018-07-12 22:04
#193
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Germany Bl0odWork 
did you care in the past?
2018-07-12 22:06
#194
cyx | 
Netherlands vldpkha 
Not much but a bit...
2018-07-12 22:06
#199
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you had knife: 77% if not: 6%
2018-07-12 22:07
#202
cyx | 
Netherlands vldpkha 
I still have a knife,Dont really care about it though and 100 isnt going to make a big difference in my money situation,Its fine at the moment
2018-07-12 22:08
#206
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Thsi is very good then, additional 5%
2018-07-12 22:09
Dwayne Global Glock Fade 26
2018-07-12 22:05
#196
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Germany Bl0odWork 
to old, but would you be down to fuck 18 year olds? If yes: 87% If no 14%
2018-07-12 22:06
ofc I lied about the name though, I am girl so I don't wanna share it :( I have 100% chance now I think :P
2018-07-12 22:09
#214
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Well, if you gild and go outside, yes 100%. You see how many thirsty boys in here are? Some hopes i destroy, some i dont
2018-07-12 22:10
But outside boys aren't like HLTVers? :(
2018-07-12 22:11
#217
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Germany Bl0odWork 
yeah ofc on the outside to appeal to you. Inside they still wanna flank you
2018-07-12 22:12
Attack my flank like emm you mean blitzkrieg? :O
2018-07-12 22:12
#240
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Germany Bl0odWork 
no, thats a saying in german for having sex
2018-07-12 22:18
#242
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Germany Bl0odWork 
but yes, they want to blitzkrieg you. But you gotta send them to the russian winter
2018-07-12 22:18
#197
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Norway AleXeiCS 
Name: Aleksandr Rank: Dunno, probably unranked, LEM last time I played. Fav Skin: Asiimov, like the good o'l, budget good looking AWP :) Age: 19
2018-07-12 22:07
#203
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Big potential, but if you would pick Dlore: 13% Now its 90%
2018-07-12 22:08
jake lem 19 butterfly knife Forest DDPAT
2018-07-12 22:10
#219
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Germany Bl0odWork 
skin choice is bad and order is also wrong. Sadly the system didnt like you and gave me thsi: E R R O R
2018-07-12 22:12
Vadim no rank because mm is shit Redline 16
2018-07-12 22:10
#222
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sry to inform you, but you have cancer
2018-07-12 22:13
#223
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sry wrong text, 65%
2018-07-12 22:13
oh thanks
2018-07-12 22:19
Martin level 8 asiimov 18
2018-07-12 22:12
#225
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ok
2018-07-12 22:13
ay ay gimme my percentage
2018-07-13 02:32
Martin LEM NONE (DEFAULT SKINS) 21
2018-07-12 22:13
#227
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you have stickers on default skins?
2018-07-12 22:13
Few old ones, yes sir.
2018-07-12 22:14
#233
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Germany Bl0odWork 
then about a b grade chance in american school grading system where a is best and f is worst
2018-07-12 22:15
Thank you sir, i love your questions and rate system. It boosted my confidence. Hope i get laid soon. Thanks again. Keep it up :))
2018-07-12 22:16
#239
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Germany Bl0odWork 
thx ;)
2018-07-12 22:17
#226
nex | 
Germany NexTheGod 
Johannes SMFC frontside misty 22
2018-07-12 22:13
#229
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you like football: 0 If not: 58-89%
2018-07-12 22:14
#231
nex | 
Germany NexTheGod 
I only watch world cups. So tell me mr german
2018-07-12 22:14
#235
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Germany Bl0odWork 
dangerously close, dont talk to woman about it. 66%
2018-07-12 22:16
#232
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Ukraine _KaSmA^ 
Mykola Le I think, Idk tho, been playing for fun with silver friends for a long while now AK safari mesh 25
2018-07-12 22:14
#234
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Go get better skin choice and your chances go from 5% to 69%
2018-07-12 22:15
#285
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Ukraine _KaSmA^ 
I have better things to spend my money on, why the fuck would I buy pixels? Like, I used to have an ~2k$ inventory back in the day, but I sold it all to buy things to get wasted
2018-07-12 22:47
#286
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Germany Bl0odWork 
i dont mean you have to OWN the item, jsut the best looking one
2018-07-12 22:51
#307
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Ukraine _KaSmA^ 
Prob the AK empress then.
2018-07-13 08:34
#236
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Germany RobiDable 
Robert (Friends call me Robi) Global Ice Cap from the tec9, but put the skin on an M9 or Karambit and you get an instant boner 17
2018-07-12 22:16
#238
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Germany Bl0odWork 
good skin choice withnice name? Thsi is a 100% my boy
2018-07-12 22:17
#246
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Germany RobiDable 
Thx mate, you also got a cool nickname
2018-07-12 22:20
#247
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Germany Bl0odWork 
ty bro :) Its from a book i read in class when i was 13
2018-07-12 22:20
Peter Le Deag hypnotic 15
2018-07-12 22:18
#243
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Germany Bl0odWork 
if you drug her 100%
2018-07-12 22:19
Did you judge by the skin ? ;D
2018-07-12 23:43
remus nova1 p250 valence 17
2018-07-12 22:19
#248
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Germany Bl0odWork 
unlikly, but cool skin vro
2018-07-12 22:21
eduardo LEM usp neo noir 17
2018-07-12 22:22
#253
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Germany Bl0odWork 
sry, that skin isnt going to get u pussy. Try better next time
2018-07-12 22:23
i ve pussy bro, what u talking about
2018-07-12 22:24
#258
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Germany Bl0odWork 
dont see it in my database
2018-07-12 22:24
ig your database is wrong xD
2018-07-12 22:25
#261
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Germany Bl0odWork 
it never lied above, why should it now
2018-07-12 22:25
dont ask me ask your database, i just know im not lying
2018-07-12 22:27
#267
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Germany Bl0odWork 
that was a retoric question. My database is 100% safe, unlike your sex tonight
2018-07-12 22:29
hahaha if u say so lmao
2018-07-12 22:36
#250
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China LoosSerine 
CJ MG2 Karambit Tiger Tooth 82
2018-07-12 22:22
Alim Selever e lite mester Pi tu fiffty send dun 21
2018-07-12 22:23
#256
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Germany Bl0odWork 
funny guy. Funny guys get laid in bars. Go to a Bar.
2018-07-12 22:24
Tenk yu men
2018-07-12 22:24
Name Dragos Rank global Fav Skin usp neo noir or m4a1 hyperbeast Age 17
2018-07-12 22:24
#259
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Germany Bl0odWork 
usp is shit but m4 looks cool but isnt functional. Are you projecting? Maybe visit a doctor
2018-07-12 22:25
wait what?
2018-07-12 22:26
#265
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Germany Bl0odWork 
google projecting
2018-07-12 22:28
what is that
2018-07-12 22:28
#268
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Germany Bl0odWork 
when you point out actions on something else, that really are the things that YOU do
2018-07-12 22:29
hell na
2018-07-12 22:30
#273
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Germany Bl0odWork 
reflect on your self and get better. YOu will feel better bro. Good luck on your journey
2018-07-12 22:31
thank you brother, you too
2018-07-12 22:32
Aaron Global ofc I may be gay, but I'm still not enough of a faggot to care about skins 24
2018-07-12 22:29
#270
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Germany Bl0odWork 
you are acctually gay. Congrats! You like men with Mustaches and rimjobs
2018-07-12 22:30
#291
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Greece Phlebas117 
i thought germans were not allowed to pick on jews anymore
2018-07-12 22:56
Mustaches aren't my thing, but I do indeed like rimplay
2018-07-12 23:03
#269
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Finland Molias 
Eelis le black asiimov 15
2018-07-12 22:29
#272
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Since you like black skin, try your luck with black woman. Just one night. See how you like it.
2018-07-12 22:31
#275
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Bulgaria marawanBG 
Lubomir (means Love und Peace) DMG Throw a gun into a bucked,full of white paint... that's it 15
2018-07-12 22:35
#279
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Germany Bl0odWork 
that that first part to any girl and you allready have 3 kids
2018-07-12 22:39
#277
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China LoosSerine 
OI, you missed my post above. I don't have much time left in this world. Hurry up and do me.
2018-07-12 22:36
tiago supreme awp graphite 16
2018-07-12 22:37
#280
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Name sounds off, but you cool. 68%
2018-07-12 22:39
Name: André Rank: LEM Fav Skin: AWP | Graphite Age: 18
2018-07-12 22:40
#283
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Germany Bl0odWork 
Looking good for you homie, as you mightve allready expected its 47%
2018-07-12 22:41
#282
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United States Castlers 
Zach Global Elite p250 Sand Dune 18
2018-07-12 22:40
#284
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Germany Bl0odWork 
People is willding out here.Go to a concert and try your best bro
2018-07-12 22:42
#306
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United States Castlers 
thank you.
2018-07-13 04:42
Name - Maciej Rank - Global (lvl 10) Fav Skin - USP Caiman Age 18
2018-07-12 22:54
#288
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Greece Phlebas117 
Dimitris Mg2 banana five-seven 24
2018-07-12 22:54
#289
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Netherlands Lurox 
Robin Unranked Fuel Injector 19
2018-07-12 22:55
#290
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Norway Fergem00 
Ola LEM AWP lighting strike 17
2018-07-12 22:55
#295
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Germany MaxGamiing 
Max LE Bloodsport 17
2018-07-12 23:11
#296
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Norway TrippleS 
Sindre lvl10 faceit ak redline 19
2018-07-12 23:12
#297
mOE | 
Netherlands KarakurtJ 
Silas dmg awp asiimov 16
2018-07-12 23:15
Name SKURWOSTRAŁ Rank global elite Fav Skin karambit Age 17
2018-07-12 23:46
Name - TurboHenning/Moist Rank - Global Elite Fav Skin - Black with Device sticker Age - 49
2018-07-12 23:48
#302
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Vinícius MG2 M4A4 Asiimov 21
2018-07-12 23:48
#304
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Europe inn0cent 
Name Rokas Rank Global Fav Skin idk Age 17
2018-07-13 02:33
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