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Answer THREE (3) questions to get your ACCURATE IQ!
bad mongo | 
Norway Toggle_nightmode 
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? What corner do you first brush? When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks?
2018-07-16 00:48
#1
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United States Good_big_boy 
Right, Lower left, Socks on after underpants
2018-07-16 00:50
126 IQ
2018-07-16 00:55
#88
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Bulgaria Pixeland 
5 IQ
2018-07-16 02:33
right-handed people have an strong tendence to brush the lower and opposite side first, and vice-versa. that's why is the most logic movement to be executed unconsciously.
2018-07-31 15:30
1 fork in right, knife in left 2 what do u mean wtf 3 last
2018-07-16 00:50
80 IQ. - Not understanding question #2 means you don't brush your teeth. - Putting on socks last is a sign of dementia and will drain IQ by 5 points.
2018-07-16 00:56
XDDDD lower left then
2018-07-16 00:57
79 IQ
2018-07-16 01:09
Fork left, knife right Lower left Socks after underpants.
2018-07-16 00:51
110 IQ - Having the knife in your left hand is a MENSA requirement.
2018-07-16 00:57
#19
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Other Iockerboy 
who uses a knife with their left hand wtf
2018-07-16 01:03
#27
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Latvia Frip! 
+1
2018-07-16 01:06
I and the rest of the MENSA community use our fork in the right hand and the knife in our left.
2018-07-16 01:09
#107
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Sweden Unluko 
+1 LOL WTF?
2018-07-31 15:13
#23
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Latvia Frip! 
What do you mean? Every right handed has knife in right hand Btw Knife right, fork left Lower left Last, but not Always, sometimes second
2018-07-16 01:08
#96
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United States Jammin800k 
I dont but just because that's what feels most comfortable to me, feeding myself with my right hand.
2018-07-17 08:22
#100
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France theJpay 
From some standard you must use your fork on your left hand and the knife on your right hand
2018-07-17 08:38
1. i switch depending on which hand i want to train, but if I have to I'm more comfortable with fork in left and knife in right 2. upper right 3. last
2018-07-16 00:51
130 IQ + Being able to switch where you hold your fork/knife is a sign of good health. - Starting upper right is what hipsters used to do in the Civil War, it can also in the modern era be a sign of Alzheimer's, which take away 100 IQ. - Putting on socks last is a sign of dementia and will drain IQ by 5 points.
2018-07-16 00:59
1 fork in the left knife in the right (im right handed btw) 2 site 3 after the underwear (first underwear and later socks) in winter (1underwear 2undershit 3socks)
2018-07-16 00:52
You're disqualified for giving away too much personal information (See: "im right handed btw")
2018-07-16 00:59
lol xD
2018-07-16 15:09
#6
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Brazil m16r_0 
fork lefr knife right random after underwear
2018-07-16 00:54
100 IQ - Having the knife in your left hand is a MENSA requirement. (!) Randomly picking a corner is not healthy. Please look into it!
2018-07-16 01:01
middle hand both fifth corner my nose
2018-07-16 00:58
Less than 70 IQ, considering you identify as a retard.
2018-07-16 01:02
correct
2018-07-16 10:46
#12
RUSH | 
United States ShawnM 
Fork left and knife Bottom, usually back left After underwear
2018-07-16 00:59
100 IQ - Having the knife in your left hand is a MENSA requirement. - Being an American your IQ has a MAX cap of 100.
2018-07-16 01:03
#26
RUSH | 
United States ShawnM 
I'm right handed so I cut with my knife in my right. Also, yes, most Americans aren't too smart, but there are exceptions.
2018-07-16 01:06
No exceptions.
2018-07-16 01:28
knife right, fork left upper left first after underwear
2018-07-16 00:59
113 IQ - Upper left is a sign of early dementia.
2018-07-16 01:05
fak
2018-07-16 01:05
right mid last
2018-07-16 01:01
Please don't troll. Nobody starts in the middle. FUN FACT: People who started their brushing in the middle got necked, they were thought to be witches.
2018-07-16 01:06
what is this bs
2018-07-16 01:09
maybe he's a wizard
2018-07-16 01:10
i actually do start in the middle weirdly
2018-07-16 01:20
FUN FACT: People who started their brushing in the middle got necked, they were thought to be witches.
2018-07-16 01:30
knife left fork right lower left after underwear
2018-07-16 01:03
126 IQ
2018-07-16 01:10
1) Depends, Right Knife Left Fork when cutting, Right Fork Left Knife when eatting. 2) Left Upper Corner 3) Last
2018-07-16 01:04
50 IQ Are you a product of incest and later the victim of retardation?
2018-07-16 01:11
Damn. This sucks. Maybe u missed 1 before 50?:) I am not stupid nooo...
2018-07-16 01:14
48 IQ - The reply.
2018-07-16 01:30
fork > right ||| knife > left bottom left boxer > socks > others
2018-07-16 01:06
126 IQ - Italians are born with a debuff giving them -10 IQ for life.
2018-07-16 01:12
actually born romanian but i live in italy since i was 3 months old
2018-07-16 01:12
Strange.. the test tells me you have Italian parents and or grandparents.
2018-07-16 01:31
1. I use my hand 2. I dont eat corn why would I brush it 3. When it gets hard
2018-07-16 01:06
150 IQ + Being able to make people laugh is a sign of a healthy mind and a very high IQ.
2018-07-16 01:12
Txs
2018-07-16 01:13
#31
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United States 7TH_HLTV_ACC 
right lower left last
2018-07-16 01:08
100 IQ - Being an American your IQ has a MAX cap of 100.
2018-07-16 01:15
1) both 2) bottom left 3) 3rd after underwear and pants
2018-07-16 01:10
120 IQ - Chinese people are born with a buff giving them an instant IQ of 120.
2018-07-16 01:15
knife in left fork in right hand. lower left, seems most natural. before pants because its a pain in the ass if your pants are tight.
2018-07-16 01:13
I refuse to test the population of Sweden.
2018-07-16 01:18
you cant test people that are smarter than you because it hurts your confidence.
2018-07-16 01:21
I refuse to converse with people associated with Sweden in any way or form.
2018-07-16 01:28
1. Fork normally on the right, so there's only the left for the knife 2. Left, normally on the bottom 3. Socks are the last thing I put on
2018-07-16 01:13
97 IQ - Knife in left is MENSA requirement. - Socks on last is something you should talk to your doctor about.
2018-07-16 01:22
fork left upper teeth after pants
2018-07-16 01:15
??? IQ - Knife in left is MENSA requirement. - Doing upper left and going down to any bottom corner is normal in low IQ individuals. However doing both upper parts before going down is something that I and MENSA have to look further into. We will keep you in mind and come back later with a more accurate result.
2018-07-16 01:24
im not like everyone doing the same , mb those who are doing this kind of things default as washing first left bottom teeth and having the knife in the right hand should have less iq , or u think that the most of people are clever? XD
2018-07-16 01:30
This is an international site, please write your comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted.
2018-07-16 01:32
#49
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Denmark Lemmyyy 
Fork left hand and knife right hand. If you ask CS wise what hand my knife is in, its left. Foreteeth's first (middle) and then i usually go upper left in circles. Underpants first, then t-shirt and then socks.
2018-07-16 01:22
#29
2018-07-16 01:26
#82
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Denmark Lemmyyy 
I am Harry Potter
2018-07-16 02:16
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? The Normal way? Fork left, knife right. What corner do you first brush? Definitely right side When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks? At last
2018-07-16 01:17
60 IQ - Knife in left is MENSA requirement. - Unable to answer brush question correctly. - Socks last = dementia.
2018-07-16 01:27
25 IQ - Fan of eco fragger
2018-07-16 01:50
A person with an IQ of 60 would be incapable of testing others.
2018-07-16 02:25
I hold knife with my dick Firstly I brush my asshole I dont wear em
2018-07-16 01:18
1 IQ - Trying to make people laugh and failing is a sign of BEING A FUCKING IDIOT!
2018-07-16 01:27
Making threads like this = a sign of being retarded with a lower IQ than a sack of popcorns.
2018-07-31 15:09
Thank you all! Me and everyone else from MENSA will stop testing HLTV for now. Special thanks to NoMad for the invitation.
2018-07-16 01:19
#55
LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? Left What corner do you first brush? Upper right When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks? Before putting on pants and shoes
2018-07-16 01:21
Don't use fork or knife Upper left I don't wear socks or shoes
2018-07-16 01:22
#59
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Brazil TemerOmito 
Knife left, fork right Upper left Last
2018-07-16 01:22
Fork right knife left Lower right After pants
2018-07-16 01:28
#72
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United States snack- 
fork in my right fist with my knife on the plate (i dont cut food i usually grab w fork and put into mouth) I usually brush my hair from the right side (corner?) first I usually wear sandals or slides so i dont wear socks. If I do wear socks then i generally am free balling tho. Ive never been in that situation before
2018-07-16 01:32
Fork right hand and knife in left hand Upper left Last
2018-07-16 01:33
Rarely use a knife but when i do knife right, fork left Lower right Last
2018-07-16 01:34
#75
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Russia AlexMove 
Right Lower right,lower left or upper right Randomly
2018-07-16 01:35
Knife right Lower right Always different
2018-07-16 01:41
#77
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United States ImFat 
Fork left, knife right Lower right, upper left, lower left then upper right Last Just read #53 fak
2018-07-16 01:42
fork right, i dont use knife lower right first
2018-07-16 01:51
#80
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Australia cstypical 
Fork left, Knife right Brush bottom right Socks on after pants or shorts
2018-07-16 01:53
#81
JZFB | 
Macedonia P3tru5 
this is retarded and not even close to being accurate (great bait btw)
2018-07-16 01:53
#83
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Portugal KumAFLY 
Fork- Left Knife- Right Toothbrush- Right Socks- After I put my boxers on
2018-07-16 02:17
#85
Thorin | 
Egypt True_ 
Fork Right Knife Left Right After I put on everything else other than shoes
2018-07-16 02:28
#86
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Sweden cubexztAr 
1. Switching between which feels right. 2. Top left inside. 3. Third, after putting on my t-shirt.
2018-07-16 02:31
#87
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Finland dotto 
I do both depending on what I am cutting. Most commonly knife on right and fork on left. Right bottom. Boxers -> Jeans -> Socks...
2018-07-16 02:38
#89
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
I hold fork by its handle I do not brush, your mother does it for me I do not put on socks, and if i have them on for some reason, your mother will gladly take them off, but sometimes your mother is so needy that she does not have the patiENCE to take them off. Thanks for reading my life story
2018-07-16 02:37
#91
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United States _ATaXiA_ 
Sporks only, right hand. Lower back left Socks fist, pants then shirt. Underwear are thin diapers for adult babies.
2018-07-16 10:50
#92
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Myanmar de_insertion 
fork left knife right -as it should be- lower right boxer and then socks or boxer then tshirt then socks i must weat my socks before i wear my jeans its a principle
2018-07-16 10:50
#93
autist | 
Poland dUNaSzo 
fork left knife right upper left socks after pants
2018-07-16 10:55
#94
s1mple | 
Poland DeVel 
Fork left Upper right First
2018-07-16 11:01
Astralis Sixer -rain +boombl4
2018-07-17 08:26
#98
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Japan @0x0 
retarded questions
2018-07-17 08:28
#99
Russia leld 
Fork left Front teeth Last
2018-07-17 08:28
Fork in right hand Upper right After underpants
2018-07-17 09:06
Knife in left, Fork in right Bottom right socks last
2018-07-17 09:09
fork in right lower right after my underpants
2018-07-17 09:09
#104
SS | 
Germany DerFuhrer 
Fork right Top right Somewhere in the mix, don't really have an order.
2018-07-17 09:17
Knife left , fork right left at the end
2018-07-17 09:18
Fork right Upper right After underpants
2018-07-31 15:15
#109
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Sweden Unluko 
ps: I don't use a fork, I use a spoon instead. Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in?: Knife Left Spoon Right What corner do you first brush?: its not something I keep an eye on. When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks?: depends, sometimes 2nd sometimes last.
2018-07-31 15:16
#110
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Europe MpK_ 
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? Right hand fork, left hand knife What corner do you first brush? Down left usually When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks? After shirt and pants
2018-07-31 15:18
knife right, fork left. my top incisors first, then left, then right. repeat for bottom. after literally everything else.
2018-07-31 15:18
#112
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Poland Astoner55 
Fork left, knife right Lower right 2nd, after underwear
2018-07-31 15:22
knife left fork right left last
2018-07-31 15:25
#114
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Philippines zhixz 
I hold my fork at the left side and my knife at the right side lower right exactly 5:50 am
2018-07-31 15:29
you're left-handed
2018-07-31 15:38
1. Random 2. Random 3. Random
2018-07-31 15:30
Right Upper Right Last
2018-07-31 15:34
I don't know how people can put on the socks straight after the underwear... it's a ridiculous scene to imagine.
2018-07-31 15:37
#119
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Ukraine ksay 
right, right left first
2018-07-31 15:37
i use my feet, so left foot for my knife, right foot for my fork. i also grip them in between my big toe and whatever the toe next to it is called who brushes their teeth? lmao what kind of socks? i usually like to put my socks over my head as the second clothing item, but it depends on the day as well. sometimes my socks get stuck on my dick or where they belong, aka my hands
2018-07-31 15:43
i use my feet, so left foot for my knife, right foot for my fork. i also grip them in between my big toe and whatever the toe next to it is called who brushes their teeth? lmao what kind of socks? i usually like to put my socks over my head as the second clothing item, but it depends on the day as well. sometimes my socks get stuck on my dick or where they belong, aka my hands
2018-07-31 15:43
#123
autist | 
Ukraine Laemi 
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? Fork in right when eating, knife in right when shrinkin' smth What corner do you first brush? Can't brush teeth because of any toothpaste components are heavy bad for my teeth, i use special rinse aids When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks? From naked - 2nd, after panties
2018-07-31 15:44
fork left, knife right lower left because im right handed socks after underware ezgg
2018-07-31 15:46
Which hand do you hold your fork and knife in? only fork, right What corner do you first brush? left bottom When getting dressed, when do you put on your socks? panties - >tshirt - >socks -> jeans
2018-07-31 18:07
1. Fork on the left, knife on the right. 2. Lower left. 3. First socks, then trousers.
2018-07-31 21:52
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