"Wanna fuck" this works if you are good looking
Looking for girls on FAKEnder LMAO
It's either a troll or a pedo. 0.004% real girl.
> i am a real life type guy but through phone im terrible
then dont use tinder
U gonna fail anyway so there's no point to give u tips which u wont be able to work with. If u are ugly and match 1 girl in a month u will care too much to impress her - therefore needy - therefore she will lose interest.
tell her this:
there will only be 7 planets left in our solar system after i destroy Uranus.
100% work, ur welcome
"hey, are you the kind of girl that takes 2 hours to get ready?"
response rate 100% for me
Make this your bio
This app fuels the female egotistical and narcissistic nature by giving them the selfie culture they crave, and a buffet of cock to choose from. This, in turn, transforms most of these girls into picky bitches with shitty attitudes, who believe they are "special snowflakes". Most of you females on here have nothing to offer but your depreciating looks and your worn out disease-ridden vaginas.
send your best meme and pray
just say the truth which is youre terrible at it through phone, you think shes cute and you want to meet. theres no issue there. just be yourself.
come up with an awful pickup line about their bio or name then proceed to be extremely outward about sexing her. Works every time
Try a game with her, say she have to order it correctly
Breakfast in bed
Correct Answer: (suggestion)
3. Oral Sex
5. Breakfast in bed