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POEM ABOUT SHROUD
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France happy_2_major_niko_0_major 
hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org today i bring you poem about Michael "shroud" Grzesiek Hello children today I tell you a story About a man who could only dream of glory The man in question was called shroud He spent most of his time on the Cloud(9) He can be called a legend of sorts Especially to those familiar with Esports Trained for years to be a winner Alas he will settle with a Chicken Dinner King of Reddit yet he still gets so defensive Whenever CS is mentioned like it is offensive "Remember your roots!" OG fans will say As his Twitch chat mods shoo them away Born in Dust but now he prefers School PUBG instead of CS practice? what a fool "I wasn't supposed to be the play maker of the team" "Make sure to try my new flavour of coffee bean!" "WADU HEK?" the kids shout and say As their parents's money is sent his way Egotistical, salty and jealous, shroud is all three Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drop Pochinki -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-07-16 16:43
Not bad 2/5
2018-07-16 16:44
make it a 4/5 please Mr TRIHard77?
2018-07-16 17:31
3/5 thats my lat offer
2018-07-16 17:48
#103
TACO | 
Brazil SUVACO 
roses are red violets are blue s1mple has no major neither has niko
2018-07-17 22:14
beautiful Mr SUVACO
2018-07-17 22:18
#105
TACO | 
Brazil SUVACO 
ty Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major, here is another one roses are red violets are blue sk already top one faze forever top two
2018-07-17 22:23
now if u said mibr i would say -1 but because u say team without players i say +1
2018-07-17 23:06
#108
TACO | 
Brazil SUVACO 
i know, coz sk was good year ago, mibr is shit rn
2018-07-17 23:29
#153
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Europe KnYt_MaYoR 
ENTER LE GOD GET OUT NOOBZERA S1MPLE REKT ITZ SMITHZZ ERA
2018-07-19 08:29
#155
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Czech Republic ZajiiCZ 
I rate this poem perfect 5/7
2018-07-19 10:13
more like 1.8/5
2018-07-18 18:47
about who?
2018-07-16 16:46
MICHAEL "PUBG" GRZESIEK AKA KING OF REDDIT SEXY BOY SHROUD OF SHROUD9 ESPORTS
2018-07-17 14:20
who?
2018-07-17 16:51
Y'all kids are talking shit about shroud and I am here to do something about it. Have you ever seen such a GREAT support player like SHROUD? Have you seen every single kill set up by SHROUD for his teammates? Y'all think that shroud should retire? Think twice because Cloud9 is being run single-handedly by SHROUD. Every kill is planned meticulously by SHROUD, setting them up for his team to kill. Every single execute smoke and flash is thrown by SHROUD. Without SHROUD Cloud9 would not even be in Top 10 NA. Think twice again before talking shit about SHROUD again kids.
2018-07-17 18:04
about whom?
2018-07-18 15:11
the guy with no emotion
2018-07-19 08:25
Nice roast
2018-07-16 16:47
thank :)
2018-07-20 09:04
You're very talented mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major thank you for this exquisitely beautiful poem, you made my day better
2018-07-16 16:49
thank Mr BlackMetalElitist
2018-07-20 09:51
#5
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Brazil NIGORZ 
Good job. I really hate shroud when he shuts on cs but the only reason is because he was overrated trash average eu for player better
2018-07-16 16:49
#6
allu | 
Finland ebinzzi 
cringe
2018-07-16 16:49
you come here expecting praise for shroud Mr ebnzzi? no chance haha
2018-07-16 17:24
#110
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Turkey LULPUMP 
12 yo kif everyting make cringe him
2018-07-17 23:45
i like this one 5.5/8
2018-07-16 16:51
thank Mr kiitian
2018-07-16 17:04
#9
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
11/10
2018-07-16 17:07
thank Mr Hydropanic^ very kind of you
2018-07-16 17:13
#13
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World DopphMe0w 
can you call me Mr dopphmeow? thanks in advance mr happy2majorniko0major
2018-07-16 17:36
ofc Mr dopphmeow did you like the poem?
2018-07-16 18:01
#45
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World DopphMe0w 
sure,nice poem good job 9/10
2018-07-16 21:30
thank :)
2018-07-16 22:03
This is perfect my frien ... I mean he shouldn’t insult Cs
2018-07-16 17:36
hahaha love it -IGN 3/4,5
2018-07-16 17:38
thank Mr Ulean
2018-07-19 18:48
#16
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
nice words mr happy_2major_niko_0_major 9/8
2018-07-16 17:39
thank Mr Mr_Fuccboi
2018-07-20 11:02
#17
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Mexico Ch4vez 
8/8
2018-07-16 17:40
good poem, love it, 10/10
2018-07-16 17:48
Nice work!
2018-07-16 17:53
It's not lyric and I can't read it with the rhyme, I just lose the pace completely. Work on the timing, each rhyming line should be read/sung for the same amount of time. It's just a bunch of words with very weak rhymes in the end.
2018-07-16 18:05
thank for constructive critisim Mr Jovlk i was never good at poems and rhyming in england hard
2018-07-16 18:20
#210
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Slovakia VladO.  
nice fake jovik
2018-07-30 20:25
now you did it mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-07-16 18:23
this you like Mr Charizaldo?
2018-07-16 18:47
good enough
2018-07-16 20:43
8/10
2018-07-16 18:47
Ty for bump
2018-07-20 06:37
#27
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Germany simonmy 
3/8
2018-07-16 18:49
wont make that any higher Mr simonmy?
2018-07-16 19:11
#30
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Germany simonmy 
mb its 4-5/8 cause some rhymes are good.
2018-07-16 19:12
that is good, thank
2018-07-16 19:28
#28
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France France98123 
n1 7/8
2018-07-16 18:56
thank Mr France98123
2018-07-16 20:37
#31
shox | 
France pure_y0y 
I cried.
2018-07-16 19:12
happiness or sadness Mr pure_y0y
2018-07-16 20:17
#33
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Germany Cyasera 
HLTV poems book by NAA and happy_2_major_niko_0_major incomming?
2018-07-16 19:32
maybe Mr Cyasera :)
2018-07-16 19:46
make it so !
2018-07-16 20:53
I wouldn't mind
2018-07-17 00:18
hit me up if youre interested ;)
2018-07-17 09:57
I legit have an idea :d
2018-07-17 10:00
coool
2018-07-17 11:22
#123
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Germany Cyasera 
Very interesting :D
2018-07-18 15:51
#185
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
:o
2018-07-20 12:02
:O
2018-07-20 12:02
#187
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
literally online every second
2018-07-20 12:03
no?...
2018-07-20 12:03
#189
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
maybe?.....
2018-07-20 12:04
yes
2018-07-20 12:04
#191
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
no
2018-07-20 12:04
oh OK
2018-07-20 12:04
I just remembered, his name was usc
2018-07-20 12:12
#195
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Turkey Mr_Fuccboi 
yess USC aka u suck cock
2018-07-20 12:24
Why not make a HLTV Literature Club?
2018-07-17 17:15
#122
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Germany Cyasera 
Well you'd need a few more people though.
2018-07-18 15:51
hltv.org/profile/801658/notavailableanym.. Maybe this guy? He made the Poem About HLTV
2018-07-18 18:31
#129
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Germany Cyasera 
Oh I meant him in my first post :D N(ot)A(vailable)A(nymore) = NAA
2018-07-18 18:47
So we have already 2 people for the club
2018-07-18 18:47
#38
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Sweden ALI_HUSSAIN 
8/8 gj
2018-07-16 20:44
thank Mr ALI_HUSSAIN
2018-07-17 11:32
SHROOD from decent CS player to lootingGrounds to rainbow gay retard 6 player now
2018-07-16 20:45
#115
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World ZMDR 
and millionaire
2018-07-18 11:00
why do you care so much? do you think he is something better only because he millionaire. at this point all pro are millionaire, do you think he became another human when you got money you still the same shit like before
2018-07-18 18:06
#134
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World ZMDR 
why do you care so much? i dont? all i did was say hes rich as fuck, far more than any other current pro. not everyone cares about being the best, he seems to be contempt with having fun.
2018-07-18 20:08
when you want to talk about how rich someone is this is not the forum to do so what you talkin about
2018-07-18 20:50
#40
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France Dealotts 
who
2018-07-16 20:46
PUBG streamer
2018-07-18 12:14
#41
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United States Xorsk 
"Born in Dust but now he prefers School" 10/10
2018-07-16 20:46
thank Mr Xorsk
2018-07-19 15:11
There once was a man named shroud Who made all his twitch viewers proud Then along came a ska Who rekt him with kar fanboi cries were so very loud Enjoy my quick limerick hltv :D skadoodle_1_major_shroud_0_majors
2018-07-16 20:52
nice Mr SUNSPY :)
2018-07-16 21:12
good poem shroud is washed up he forgot his roots
2018-07-16 21:32
+1
2018-07-17 09:40
nice poem, how long did it take to write it?
2018-07-16 21:34
like 15 min~
2018-07-16 22:24
#49
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
Very nice but... And now for a poet about Forsen Forsen is love Forsen is life Forsen's hair looks very nice Forsen is sexy And he rock I just wanna suck his Swedish meatballs
2018-07-16 22:05
LOL
2018-07-16 22:36
ty alex the seal :)
2018-07-16 22:45
#55
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
YOU KNOW Pog
2018-07-16 23:03
#51
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United States BernieSanders 
Nice
2018-07-16 22:25
thank Mr BernieSanders, i hope you choose to run for President in 2020 :)
2018-07-16 22:38
#56
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Brazil gmk^ 
10/10 did i ever said i love u happy_2_major_niko_0_major? because i do
2018-07-16 23:20
i arent think you did but thank Mr l0ner :)
2018-07-16 23:29
#59
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Brazil gmk^ 
np
2018-07-16 23:30
#57
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United States small__dude 
thank you very much for this
2018-07-16 23:23
anytime Mr small__dude
2018-07-17 00:16
#62
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United States SE1N 
turn this into a rap and you'll already be better than Lil Pump
2018-07-17 00:47
thank Mr SE1N
2018-07-19 19:48
#174
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United States SE1N 
feeling thank ur welcome mr happy 2 major niko 0 major <3
2018-07-19 20:45
Pretty good Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-07-17 10:06
thank :)
2018-07-19 20:59
#67
TACO | 
Brazil TAC0 
9.5/8
2018-07-17 10:52
thank Mr Taco_2_major_s1mple_0 brother :)
2018-07-17 11:51
#71
TACO | 
Brazil TAC0 
No thank you for your sharing of these words
2018-07-17 12:05
too kind
2018-07-17 12:24
#75
TACO | 
Brazil TAC0 
Ty ty
2018-07-17 12:29
#78
TACO | 
Brazil TAC0 
Also I want you to know something just in case. I have a 10 year ban rn Idk how I’m commenting but in case if I never reply again tell my legacy no b8 it’s not a meme
2018-07-17 12:30
whats your main? pm me
2018-07-17 12:35
#73
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Czech Republic Rewask 
8/8
2018-07-17 12:27
thank Mr Rewask
2018-07-19 14:47
#165
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Czech Republic Rewask 
I thank you for your great threads :) Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_majors
2018-07-19 15:13
#74
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Denmark RasmusAS 
maan it was okay.. il give it a 10
2018-07-17 12:27
10/? Mr RasmusAS
2018-07-18 16:43
#126
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Denmark RasmusAS 
its an old Videogamedunkey quote, where he used the quote before editing in a clip of a gameshow judge holding up the number 10 or whatever. but idgaf it was okay i guess xd 7/10
2018-07-18 17:42
7/10 is generous, thank :)
2018-07-19 00:24
#146
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Denmark RasmusAS 
Np have a good day -RasmusAS "the man from the future"
2018-07-19 00:47
#76
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Pretty cringe 12 btw
2018-07-17 12:29
haHAA :)
2018-07-17 17:11
#77
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United Arab Emirates ButterBiscuit 
who is shroud btw ?
2018-07-17 12:29
PUBG professional streamer
2018-07-18 10:59
oh shit that dead game's streamer ?
2018-07-18 13:18
thats the one Mr ButterBiscuit
2018-07-18 15:53
damn what an irrelevant person
2018-07-20 15:51
Nice one mate, If you have written it on your own then 9.5/10
2018-07-17 12:32
i did indeed thank Mr I_dont_want_friend_I_want_Audi
2018-07-17 15:13
12/10
2018-07-17 12:36
thank Mr dimazhto
2018-07-17 22:04
#82
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United Kingdom LooseHS 
i appreciate the time the you took to write it 4.5/5
2018-07-17 12:36
thank Mr LooseHS hope you enjoyed :)
2018-07-17 16:25
#90
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United Kingdom LooseHS 
i very much did
2018-07-17 16:34
very happy to hear this :)
2018-07-17 20:20
10/10 Much better then your last post Keep up this type of qualiti6
2018-07-17 12:40
thank Mr Vladik69wife
2018-07-17 14:16
#87
kioShiMa | 
Poland Kubvz 
Thought it was going to be about SKARZ player poem xD
2018-07-17 15:17
nope :)
2018-07-17 15:59
#92
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Ukraine treeex 
good
2018-07-17 16:54
thank Mr treeex
2018-07-17 16:55
#94
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Lithuania AioNw0w 
worth the click
2018-07-17 16:56
good to hear Mr AioNzo
2018-07-17 17:38
#101
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Germany ropzGOD 
Beatiful mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major! Thank for such a masterpiece
2018-07-17 22:06
thank Mr ropzGOD for such kind words
2018-07-17 23:17
Nice job mister 7/8
2018-07-17 22:09
thank Mr ElGanchoK1NG
2018-07-18 10:24
#109
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Hungary AZEg 
-8/8 nt
2018-07-17 23:32
you didnt like Mr AZEg?
2018-07-18 00:47
Kappa //
2018-07-18 11:00
Kappa? Mr MurderOne
2018-07-18 12:42
ik what Kappa is i dont see what relation it has though :)
2018-07-18 14:34
6/5 amazing
2018-07-18 18:52
thank Mr HLTV_NatusVince
2018-07-19 00:18
Vincere *
2018-07-20 12:07
sorry friend dont know how i type that wrong
2018-07-20 12:28
np
2018-07-20 12:35
#133
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India stiwa5k 
I loved it, pls continue the work and prepare one for flusha about his "hacks" Thanks in advance mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-07-18 18:53
sounds good Mr stiwa5k i will give it a shot :)
2018-07-18 22:34
im an hltv user i cant read, can someone tell me what it says?
2018-07-18 20:51
you know braille Mr BigmacAttack?
2018-07-19 00:12
yes
2018-07-19 00:27
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2018-07-19 16:59
from braille converter
2018-07-19 16:59
Oh thank you i understand now
2018-07-19 17:03
glad to help :) you mus always be considerate of the disabled
2018-07-19 17:22
2018-07-18 20:56
thank Mr MiPTr
2018-07-18 23:07
#145
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United States Burgerbrain 
This one very good.
2018-07-19 00:35
thank Mr Burgerbrain
2018-07-19 08:13
really good and accurate lol
2018-07-19 00:50
thank Mr iamanalien
2018-07-19 09:59
Y'all kids are talking shit about shroud and I am here to do something about it. Have you ever seen such a GREAT support player like SHROUD? Have you seen every single kill set up by SHROUD for his teammates? Y'all think that shroud should retire? Think twice because Cloud9 is being run single-handedly by SHROUD. Every kill is planned meticulously by SHROUD, setting them up for his team to kill. Every single execute smoke and flash is thrown by SHROUD. Without SHROUD Cloud9 would not even be in Top 10 NA. Think twice again before talking shit about SHROUD again kids
2018-07-19 00:59
xd good pasta my friend Mr Phyxda
2018-07-19 12:00
#150
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United Kingdom TypicalBrit 
very nice poem but who?
2018-07-19 08:19
PUBG streamer
2018-07-19 12:49
good poem but how is he jealous
2018-07-19 08:23
he always talks shit about CS and says how toxic C9 were as a team, hes just mad cos he was the problem
2018-07-19 12:17
#159
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Finland FinYuna 
Good one man
2018-07-19 13:35
thank Mr FinYuna
2018-07-19 13:58
#176
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Denmark Xipingu 
4/5. Shroud is "ugh" to listen to today, mainly because he's being paid to trashtalk other games, namely CS:GO. I mean sure, he might think it's a game getting ever so closer to it's demise. But mentioning it in almost every stream? Kiss my arse. That's hardly because he wants to speak his opinion. Still somewhat enjoyable sometimes, but ugh.
2018-07-19 21:05
+1
2018-07-19 22:03
tl;dr
2018-07-19 22:04
no lol xd just read
2018-07-19 23:49
this changed my life
2018-07-20 09:57
glad to hear Mr animecurescancer
2018-07-20 13:14
Hahaa...Love it 10/10
2018-07-20 15:54
thank Mr mixwell_to_optic9
2018-07-20 22:29
that actually was good lol
2018-07-21 05:13
thank Mr W3R01F
2018-07-21 11:59
Not bad
2018-07-21 05:23
thank Mr milanintermilan
2018-07-21 12:28
Wowowowow You will be holding a reading session of your soon releasing book in Brunei soon?
2018-07-21 12:40
maybe Mr Made_In_Brunel
2018-07-22 08:13
Amazing! 10/10
2018-07-30 10:34
thank you my friend Mr Hrishimeister appreciate the necrobump also!
2018-07-30 13:07
roses are red violets are blue astralis no. 1 faze forever 2
2018-07-31 19:52
#212
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South Africa v1sioN_ZA 
+1
2018-08-02 09:22
Bump Also, 10 shroods/10 shrimps
2018-08-12 17:43
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