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going to Germany for two months, any tips?
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Finland Jesyrov 
So yea as the title says, im going to Koblenz in august. You have any tips with german people? Any beers or wines i should taste? Restaurants you recommend? etc..
2018-07-18 13:32
u welcome mohammad
2018-07-18 13:34
#31
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Germany RobiDable 
NT 3rd worlder
2018-07-18 14:06
#105
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Algeria SpaceFockuZ 
this comment is SO hltv
2018-07-18 23:40
just like #1
2018-07-19 00:01
eine bier bitte ich will dich einem Freund vorstehen David, das ist Julia!
2018-07-19 00:15
doner
2018-07-18 13:34
#40
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Germany RobiDable 
+1 Döner is fucking nice and you can get them everywhere in germany. But dont buy too cheap ones like under 3€, because than youre rating Horse or even dog meat lmao
2018-07-18 14:08
as if the meat in 4 euro döner would be any better. so funny that people like you actually believe this.. but yeah, its probably no horse lol
2018-07-18 21:13
#64
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United Kingdom Twinaye 
who cares cheap doner is nice as fuck weather is human or some shit idc.
2018-07-18 21:14
If its horse you are in for a treat best meat I have ever eaten was horse
2018-07-18 22:19
lol u get 3 euro döner somewhere... here i pay 4 euro for a normal one and 4.50 for a jumbo one
2018-07-19 00:06
For the most part what decides the price is location and what people are willing to spend in that area for a döner not the quality of the döner itself.
2018-07-19 22:56
Don't drink and stay alert.
2018-07-18 13:34
#9
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Finland Jesyrov 
Yea, not going to get wasted, but might take a beer or two in a nice place
2018-07-18 13:37
Leet answer ;)
2018-07-18 14:07
Leet answer ;)
2018-07-18 14:07
Leet answer ;)
2018-07-18 14:07
Let me guess, HLTV lagged right?
2018-07-18 22:01
jap
2018-07-22 00:40
Leet answer ;)
2018-07-18 17:51
beer is okay lol who gets drunk from beer is a pussy lol
2018-07-19 00:08
#131
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Finland Jesyrov 
+1
2018-07-19 14:01
#4
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Netherlands Wdym_wdym 
Don't wear skirts
2018-07-18 13:34
#7
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Russia PosT_Mahone 
lederhosen
2018-07-18 13:35
#8
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Netherlands Wdym_wdym 
They probably won't get torn to shreds when he's about to be raped... Good idea!
2018-07-18 13:36
lederhose are not popular in koblenz lol this are just Bavaria things
2018-07-19 00:08
u defnietly wanna try out as much beer as possible + as many local food as you can get :D
2018-07-18 13:35
go somewhere lese koblenz is lame af bavaria is the way to go. hamburg and dusseldorf are also nice but fuck the rest especially cologne.
2018-07-18 13:35
#10
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Finland Jesyrov 
Im going to work there so i can't choose the city where i go :P
2018-07-18 13:38
#34
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Germany Dayjay 
Koblenz is fine. Cologne > Düsseldorf
2018-07-18 14:07
what a blatant lie Königsallee > everything in cologne
2018-07-18 14:07
why you albanian refugee hate cologne
2018-07-18 14:11
nt erdoglover
2018-07-18 14:14
#52
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Belgium aryzo 
cologne is shit imo
2018-07-18 14:59
#58
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Germany Baitland 
Hahahahhahahaha are you fucking kidding? Ahahahahha btw fortuna 1.liga köln 2. Liga Hahahaha
2018-07-18 17:50
#79
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Germany pr9ud 
+1
2018-07-18 22:06
+1
2018-07-19 22:57
Cologne > rest of the world
2018-07-19 00:04
#137
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Germany maestroCS 
+1
2018-07-19 19:18
#11
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Germany DerBorgi 
Which beer you should try depends on your taste. If you like more smooth beer, you probably should try any Kölsch. But if you like it a little more harder you maybe should try a good Pilsener like Jever. If you first wanna try the average taste of german Pilsener, try Krombacher or Flensburger. Food: Germany has many regions with different food, so if you want to eat bavarian you should try a Haxn or a Weißwurst. But in general there is always a good Bratwurst or a Schnitzel in every city! Döner is also recommented ;)
2018-07-18 13:45
why should he try kölsch ? he should try altbier
2018-07-18 13:47
#42
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Germany DerBorgi 
Maybe both to keep it neutral ;)
2018-07-18 14:09
SAUSAGE = MEICA BEER = ERDINGER That´s how i see Germany. That´s what i look for on the supermarkets in Brazil.
2018-07-18 13:59
Krombacher is awful I'dk how you guys like it, he should try yh Kölsch or the best Franziskana Weißbier, aiaiaiaiai whenever I can I get one. And food well, your food actually sux, all you can do is bread with sausage which I would prefer like a hotdog etc
2018-07-18 22:24
no sane person would buy Krombacher here in bavaria xD
2018-07-19 08:27
he wants beer not pisswasser
2018-07-19 00:09
Go there its awesome: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_Eck You can go on a "gondel" ride over the river, its really cool.
2018-07-18 13:51
#28
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Finland Jesyrov 
That sounds interesting, probably go for the ride one day.
2018-07-18 14:05
be polite and learn some german they'll love you
2018-07-18 13:54
you speak german ?
2018-07-18 13:57
dutch people always speak german
2018-07-18 13:58
if you expect every dutch person to speak german they mad af i lived 18 years of my life next to the border
2018-07-18 13:59
yeah but every dutch person i met spoke at least a bit of german lmao
2018-07-18 14:01
well its kind of presumptuous to expect us to speak your language instead of learning ours. though especially near the border a lot of dutch people do speak german. the dialects of dutch people speak there are more like german than what we speak in the west.
2018-07-18 14:02
ik but for most germans dutch sounds like broken, bad german xD
2018-07-18 14:04
german sounds like dutch with even more guttural G and U sounds and a healthy dose of ORDNUNG
2018-07-18 14:04
lekker >) also it was like np for chrisj to learn german is it that easy for dutch people?
2018-07-18 14:06
Heut' kommt der Hans zu mir, freut sich die Lies. Ob er aber über Oberammergau, oder aber über Unterammergau, oder aber überhaupt nicht kommt, ist nicht gewiß!
2018-07-18 14:07
well once you you understand the basic uses of grammatical cases and memorize which prepositions and verbs use Dativ and which use Akkusativ from that point its just about learning words. german is basically dutch with different words and more grammar. so i guess that makes it easier for us to learn to speak german than it is for you to learn dutch. dutch is 100% about memorizing when to use ei or ij and au or ou and die or deze and the order of words in a sentence only makes sense if youre dutch. and then i didnt even mention verbs where we have a wonderful system of using t, d, or dt to end a verb that 99% of dutch people cant even get right. or the fact that we have double letters (aa, ee, oo, uu, ie) which are actually spelled as a single letter if the next vowel in the word starts with a consonant or if the word ends at that vowel. (for example agenda has 2 long a sounds and is spelled with 2 short a's) you cant learn this nonsense except by speaking and writing dutch a lot and getting corrected endlessly.
2018-07-18 15:02
Fuck ur Dutch, Holly fuck whenever I hear some Dutch I fell like the person has something in his mouth, and why should Germans learn Dutch when ur country is much smaller than theirs? And thanks God they don't learn it, because no offense but ur language sux, like other guy said sounds like broken German but with shh and dick in mouth
2018-07-18 22:27
Germans who live near the border with the Netherlands can benefit from knowing Dutch just like Dutch people who live near the border, which is like 50% of the population, can benefit from knowing German.
2018-07-19 00:00
just a little bit i havent really practiced since i finished secondary school
2018-07-18 13:59
expected
2018-07-18 14:01
i dont go on holiday to germany often and german tv isnt that interesting although i love that you have 24/7 schlager channels.
2018-07-18 14:03
lmao
2018-07-18 14:06
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kennyS | 
Germany Bense 
for beer try Hasseröder. And defenitly try Strothmann Korn
2018-07-18 14:00
One of the best countries in the World atm. Just stay cool and learn some phrases in German. People are very kind and friendly in Germany usually.
2018-07-18 14:01
Wut i wouldnt say they are friendly but okay
2018-07-18 17:20
flag checks out
2018-07-18 21:45
Well Same goes for US aswell
2018-07-18 23:19
germans are friendly as long as you dont speak arabian lol :> xd
2018-07-19 00:10
Depends Often "Stock im Arsch" und jetzt auf CS bezogen werd ich eigentlich immer beschimpft von deutschen wenn sie wissen ich komm aus Österreich lol
2018-07-19 17:31
naja kiddos mitn geistigen alter von 5 :>
2018-07-19 20:18
#30
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
language is fucked living here for 4-5 years and still can't talk perfectly
2018-07-18 14:06
where are you coming from?
2018-07-18 14:09
#45
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
born in Ukraine but my grandpa was born in Germany but he lived in Ukraine his whole life
2018-07-18 14:10
Wenn du binnen 5 Jahren die Sprache nicht beherrschst, liegt es wahrlich nicht an der Sprache.
2018-07-18 21:11
#65
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
hdf du hurensohn du kennst nur 1 sprache und ich 4, fahr mal in in die ukraine und geh dort mal in gymnasium, mal gucken welche noten du dort bekommst ohne ukrainische sprache zu wissen
2018-07-18 21:15
English und deutsch ist jetzt eine Sprache?!
2018-07-18 21:19
#68
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
denks du er kann fließend English sprechen ? i aren't think that
2018-07-18 21:20
Du etwa?
2018-07-18 21:20
#70
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
na klar, schon seit 17
2018-07-18 21:21
Ich kann auch vier Sprachen sprechen, zwei davon Fremdsprachen. Würde ich mir die Zeit nehmen, könnte ich Russisch und Ukrainisch auch lernen. "hdf du hurensohn" sagt schon viel aus :D
2018-07-18 21:27
Habe ich mir auch so gedacht.
2018-07-18 21:52
#84
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
#83
2018-07-18 22:16
#83
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
"liegt es wahrlich nicht an der Sprache." du hast keine ahnung wofür du redest, when ich 13 jahre war bin ich nach deutschland umgezogen und bin zu realschule gegangen. Ich könnte überhaupt deutsch nicht reden und war ständig gemobbt aber nach 2 Jahre könnte ich bisschen deutsch reden aber nicht genug aber trotzdem bin nach Gymnasium umgezogen mit 2.2 Durschnitt. Und jetzt kann ich ziemlich gut deutsch reden und gehe in die uni viel spaß du hauptschüler
2018-07-18 22:15
#89
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Germany Sabba1 
i doubt that
2018-07-18 22:23
At least he's smarter than you! I bet if you go to Ukraine, you will take 20 years and still will not be able to write a text like he did in German...
2018-07-18 22:33
#96
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Germany Sabba1 
it took me 1 year to learn the basics of japanese i bet if i live in a country i can learn more in less time
2018-07-18 22:37
#97
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
people who didn't experienced how is that to live in a foreign country without knowing the language don't have the rights to say things like that #62
2018-07-18 22:39
I doubt that.
2018-07-18 22:36
Ich kenne ausländische Kommilitonen die nach 4 Jahren ihr C1 Zertifikat bekommen haben. Muss wohl an der Sprache liegen Kappa
2018-07-18 23:36
Ist glaube mit 17 Jahren standard..
2018-07-18 21:51
I do not understand but i agree with you.
2018-07-18 22:02
#88
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Germany Sabba1 
"if you live here for 5 years you should know german" "stfu son of a bitch learn how to speak 4 languages you only know 1" "german + english = one language" "you think he can speak fluid english" "can you?" "yes since im 17" "normal for a 17 yo"
2018-07-18 22:19
Thanks.
2018-07-18 23:23
ye my mother is from Cymu(read it kyrillian xd) and lives here since 17 years and doesn't speak perfect german but everyone understands her so who cares🤷‍♂️
2018-07-19 00:12
#39
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
buy pepper spray and try to stay inside
2018-07-18 14:08
Zig hael= hello Guten tak = kys Bitte = fu Hende hoch= run as fast as you can Glhf
2018-07-18 14:09
#44
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Brazil cadik 
beer is haram in geramny pork too
2018-07-18 14:09
visit hamburg, cologne and berlin if your name starts with Ahm or Muha then you can feel as at home in Germany
2018-07-18 14:13
#49
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Finland Jesyrov 
Starts with Jes
2018-07-18 14:26
Jesalahmed
2018-07-18 15:03
Jeshammed
2018-07-18 17:56
Have to admit German beer is the best, I go to Munich every year to visit family and I drink copious amounts of beer and get no hangover, its not like the flat stinking shit you get in the UK, so my reccomendation is just to drink german beer, any of it. I love the Haufbrau House in Munich, don't know if you have anything similar where you are going but if you do, go there and eat / drink, you'll love it.
2018-07-18 14:57
german beer is so refreshing :) i agree also hofbräuhaus is top notch
2018-07-18 14:59
This guy knows ^
2018-07-18 16:51
+1
2018-07-20 00:18
german beer is really good but Czech is also good
2018-07-19 00:13
#56
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Germany SPINAdmiral 
Rule number 1: Don´t drink Öttinger
2018-07-18 17:01
Öttinger cola beste 80 cent beste
2018-07-18 21:24
was anderes von oetti is auch pisswasser wie sterni xd
2018-07-19 00:14
digga ötte cola geht herbe klar und hansa geht immer 40 cent hahaha schmeckt zwar scheisse aber egal macht dicht
2018-07-19 01:02
wie gesagt oetti cola geht klar aber den rest muss man ned haben xddd
2018-07-19 01:03
wenn wir über bier sprechen muss ich sagen mixery energy und smirnoff ice ist beste bier. smirnoff ice kann ich wie wasser trinken aber 2 euro für eine flasche 0.3l oder so digga für 3 euro kann ich sixer holen.
2018-07-19 01:15
jup... oder das energy bier mit der blauen flasche grad kp von welcher marke das is
2018-07-19 01:17
V+ meinste locker haha
2018-07-19 01:18
ja genau :D
2018-07-19 01:18
#61
Germany JBLW 
Dont play csgo, everyone has a wh there.
2018-07-18 17:57
Remember to buy one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device
2018-07-18 21:18
#132
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Finland Jesyrov 
My friend recommended rape whistle
2018-07-19 14:03
when muslims attack you just run !!!
2018-07-18 21:24
#90
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Germany Sabba1 
name checks out
2018-07-18 22:24
you should buy anty arab spray
2018-07-18 22:09
more poorlacks in germany than arabs btw
2018-07-19 17:34
not true perdedor
2018-07-19 19:16
fake
2018-07-19 22:50
flag checks out nt immigrant
2018-07-20 00:52
make sure you learn arabic before going there, i heard most people speak arabic so its a good thing to learn the language of the country you're visiting
2018-07-18 22:12
#82
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Norway ludvik33 
dont go.
2018-07-18 22:13
Don’t mention any nazi propaganda
2018-07-18 22:17
#86
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
I heard artemis is filled with drugs and silicon now, but it should Still be a kewl visit.
2018-07-18 22:17
#93
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Germany add_aykeN_ffs 
Every Beer is good. Dont drink Kölsch, they will say its Beer but everyone knows its not.
2018-07-18 22:28
+ motherfucking 1
2018-07-19 00:15
Try cocain
2018-07-18 22:54
only drink Augustiner Beer you are welcome
2018-07-18 22:55
Drink Pilz and stay away from racists.
2018-07-18 23:38
#107
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Germany SPINAdmiral 
The 2nd part isn´t possible LUL
2018-07-18 23:59
sad but true
2018-07-19 00:15
Dont drink beer outside of bavaria unless you wanna drink fluid shit...this is also a really good tip for anywhere else in the world.
2018-07-18 23:40
a lot of craft beer around the world is good now
2018-07-19 22:54
Yes but it´s more like they just taste a lot different so you cant quite compare it unlike the casual lager beer type that you get at almost (i am not 100% what´s the english name of it...in germany we call it "helles" :D), it´s like you wouldnt compare it with guiness.
2018-07-20 16:53
learn german
2018-07-18 23:44
#122
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Japan Nekobasu 
Rent a 911 and take it out for an Autobahn spin.
2018-07-19 00:15
too many Baustellen... unlimited speed down to 100 and 80 in seconds isnt funny :>
2018-07-19 01:18
Come to cologne we can smoke shisha and watch german turk girls on the ass
2018-07-19 17:34
HLTV is propably the worst place to ask this type of question lol
2018-07-20 00:12
#149
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Finland Jesyrov 
xD I've got some great answers! pretty surprised
2018-07-21 16:33
Do not look women in Germany pls find in Poland Kappa
2018-07-20 00:20
Just mention your from finland and you are fine. Most people love finland, they think its elite country
2018-07-21 16:43
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