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You wake up....
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United States Americans_are_smart 
...with 50 million dollars in your bank account. Its legit and all yours. What do you do?
2018-07-20 21:50
i'd be glad
2018-07-20 21:51
#3
f0rest | 
Finland gaazer 
bet all for vp
2018-07-20 21:51
#30
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Sweden Dino1 
Then you gonna be new black1337?
2018-07-20 22:00
#37
f0rest | 
Finland gaazer 
if he has 200iq then yes
2018-07-20 22:07
#32
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Israel JewsWRLD 
LMAO
2018-07-20 22:01
against*
2018-07-20 22:10
#4
Yugoslavia bleaq 
wake up once more
2018-07-20 21:51
nice one
2018-07-20 21:53
+1
2018-07-20 22:50
+1
2018-07-22 02:07
#125
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Germany RobiDable 
+1 wake up twice gives you 100 mio $ eZ
2018-07-22 02:28
#5
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Canada Surzz 
that wouldnt happen though.
2018-07-20 21:52
+1
2018-07-20 22:50
#6
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Denmark oskarsports 
buy HLTV
2018-07-20 21:52
#13
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
BYE HLTV HAhaa
2018-07-20 21:53
i would kick some danish admins tbh
2018-07-20 22:51
#77
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Denmark oskarsports 
I would kick every admin OneManArmy
2018-07-20 22:54
Leave no admins and have people voting ez
2018-07-20 22:58
#84
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Denmark oskarsports 
you are my Admin bro
2018-07-20 23:02
cya in 10 then
2018-07-20 23:04
#135
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Turkey b0wsette 
I love democracy. Have a lovely day, MisterVerySexyGuy.
2018-07-22 10:03
#129
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Denmark fuckgade 
Waste
2018-07-22 09:22
#9
Twistzz | 
United States TLO 
buy house buy car buy gf
2018-07-20 21:53
Also buy brain.
2018-07-20 21:57
speaking from experience?
2018-07-20 22:25
Sure.
2018-07-20 22:34
#99
Twistzz | 
United States TLO 
Imagine being such a salty fuck you randomly comment on my shit saying "I need to buy a brain" loooool. Your life must be very sad, I feel bad for you. Please have a good day friend. Try to eat healthy and stay hydrated.
2018-07-22 00:40
Imagine being such a salty fuck you randomly comment on my shit saying "Imagine being such a salty fuck you randomly comment on my shit saying "I need to buy a brain" loooool. Your life must be very sad, I feel bad for you. Please have a good day friend. Try to eat healthy and stay hydrated".
2018-07-22 09:11
#11
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Kazakhstan Tarob 
kms and give money to sis or bro
2018-07-20 21:53
+1
2018-07-20 21:59
same
2018-07-21 00:08
EB-5 immigrant investment program > american green card > gtfo UK & neverlookback > buy luxury bunker on a hill somewhere with some nice land surrounding it for leisure & food security and lots of guns. > put money into crypto > enjoy
2018-07-20 21:58
you deserve $0 for even mentioning crypto
2018-07-20 21:58
fiat is for cucks who like to get ass-rammed by the govt real men don't let the govt steal their wealth or control their access to their own money.
2018-07-20 22:10
+1
2018-07-20 22:11
im not even joking when i say i pray that you find a way out of whatever miserable echo chamber you are currently in. /r/btc? /r/bitoin? /r/cryptocurrency? crypto provides no use case besides making transactions slower, more expensive, and less secure. also, in america and most other first world countries, you have to pay tax on literally every crypto transaction you make, so you are still getting "ass-rammed". Meanwhile the majority of my wealth is in tax advantaged-accounts (401K and roth IRA, meaning the government touches none of the gains) and growing from actual investments in companies that generate income and provide a net benefit for society. On the other hand, crypto is pure speculation, not an investment. you are better off taking that money and throwing it on black than putting it in crypto. crypto provides no benefit for society other than people buying it purely in the hopes that it arbitrarily rises in price and someone else buys it for more.
2018-07-20 22:25
i am not talking about investments. i don't want to hear about your portfolio for the 1000th time. like you're the only person who ever put their money in equity. all investments are speculation. there is always a risk. people should not use crypto as an investment. crypto has a benefit in society because it is not government controlled. the government will OBVIOUSLY try and tax crypto. it's up to the BIG BRAINED individual to avoid that tax. the government tries to steal and control everything. the idea is that you don't go along with it DUUUH. don't declare to those faggots what you choose to do with your own fiat money. crypto has value as a currency or commodity that you can use and hold which the government can't touch, but you can always access, hide and secure. that is the underlying value of crypto. in a world where the government tries to control people more, crypto's value is only increasing.
2018-07-20 22:47
woa woa dude don't forget your tin-foil hat when talking about those kind of things
2018-07-22 02:22
except everything i said was factual
2018-07-22 09:50
#15
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Brazil m16r_0 
go back to bed because i can quit my job
2018-07-20 21:54
+1
2018-07-20 21:54
+1 :D
2018-07-20 21:56
#34
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Brazil Raphzzz 
+1
2018-07-20 22:03
lul n1
2018-07-20 22:10
Nono. Before i go to work scream im rich infront of people i dont like and show them my bank Account and leave the printed pic on some wall then some troll to the boss then i quit the job
2018-07-20 22:23
would still work tbh
2018-07-20 23:01
+1
2018-07-22 00:41
id go to the bank, get like 200.000 in 20 bucks notes and go to work with a sportsbag full of money. i would enter every working-mates room (the ones i like) and throw bundles of like 10grand or 20k on them. after everyone noticed this, id enter my boss's office, would tell him im gonna leave, and that his best 6 employees are working for me now. id grab my hat and go.
2018-07-22 00:47
I will do my usual morning routine.
2018-07-20 21:56
...and NiP is out of major once again. It's legit and all yours. What do you do?
2018-07-20 21:56
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Venezuela MrBecon 
Reply needs to have actual content
2018-07-20 21:57
LOLXDLOLXDWTFLOL
2018-07-20 21:59
#31
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Venezuela MrBecon 
Respect Law !!!
2018-07-20 22:01
go downstairs and brush my teeth first
2018-07-20 21:56
+1 you're a good man
2018-07-20 22:09
But with a golden brush
2018-07-20 22:23
buy mansion, buy a lot cars, eat in good restaurants and fuck your mom
2018-07-20 21:58
#26
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Sweden Jejker 
Go back to sleep
2018-07-20 21:59
having fun :)
2018-07-20 21:59
#29
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Get new apartament 1kg of weed 7 bongs and bunch of friends, also a fuck ton of snacks. Maybe shrooms...
2018-07-20 21:59
kys
2018-07-21 00:08
#98
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
You keep yourself safe too my Turkish friend!
2018-07-22 00:37
im not your friend
2018-07-22 01:51
#115
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
I'm not your friend, pal!
2018-07-22 02:05
i would buy a shotgun to kms
2018-07-20 22:02
buy a rope its easier and cheaper
2018-07-20 22:53
OMEGALUL
2018-07-20 23:07
bet 25mill on ence and give myself min 300k salary every year
2018-07-20 22:03
50% in $MSFT 40% in $V 10% in chinese meme stocks like $MU and $IQ Live off dividends and some capital gains, none of my children will ever have to work. ez. then their children will probably blow the fortune because that is how wealth works most of the times. or just 100% in $VTI and withdrawal <4% ($2,000,000) indefinitely for generations
2018-07-20 22:04
Yolo in btc
2018-07-20 22:10
#43
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Romania Gigelus68 
Eat them.
2018-07-20 22:10
i would donate a bit to syria
2018-07-20 22:11
thats like betting on nip or vp wasting money
2018-07-20 22:12
#131
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Ukraine illinoize 
lmao
2018-07-22 09:30
#45
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Czech Republic SEVOijan 
bunch of hookers and cocain
2018-07-20 22:11
all these lame asses who want to invest in BTC/Crypto 50 million is enough to have a wonderful life, why are you so greedy? You can quit your job and enjoy your life
2018-07-20 22:12
+1
2018-07-20 22:49
btw i am f0rest
2018-07-20 22:12
Stfu u wont go to major again
2018-07-20 22:25
#50
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France ponche 
Snort coke.
2018-07-20 22:14
Invest.
2018-07-20 22:15
#52
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France LauraS 
Try use a small percent of the funds to start a business. Use some to purchase some farmland and create a nature reserve. Maybe try to start a mental health/cancer charity, if that's unsuccessful or a bad idea after some deliberation, just donate to charities in both sectors.
2018-07-20 22:15
<3
2018-07-20 22:35
thanks
2018-07-20 22:45
i would probably buy krimz cause he is good guy
2018-07-20 22:17
#59
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Croatia mds818 
move to us build a house with like 2 floor underground garage get my collection of cars gg
2018-07-20 22:26
Buy flat for me and my friend so we would spend more time together, buy my dream car,pay all debts my family has. Invest about 5m if everything went well invest 5 more. Probably give away about 50% for charity because i wouldnt need that much money
2018-07-20 22:28
good guy
2018-07-21 00:07
#61
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North America UnchartedCS 
Become Batman
2018-07-20 22:29
youll need more mate
2018-07-20 22:54
#64
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United States subzera 
buy some handwraps, a jeep then go bowling
2018-07-20 22:36
#65
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
play conter strike global offender
2018-07-20 22:40
give them away
2018-07-20 22:43
#70
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
start cry because i had 100 millions last evening(((((((
2018-07-20 22:49
#72
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Poland Totali_ 
i would give some for some poor ppl so they can be happier than i was before i had money
2018-07-20 22:50
It's nicer when you give something than to get something
2018-07-20 22:56
i would gtfo here
2018-07-20 22:55
#80
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Norway BBonden 
buy a pc that can play CS with no fps drop
2018-07-20 22:57
#82
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Germany Delf1n 
immigrate into switzerland
2018-07-20 22:58
#86
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Germany realMALI 
buy some luxury house in the mountains with extremely good internet and all the shit you need
2018-07-20 23:04
I would spend 49,5mil to support children's medicine
2018-07-20 23:06
wow nice
2018-07-21 00:07
#88
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Bulgaria squezzi 
Get a US citizenship Will buy a few houses to give on rent afterwards (I will have a stable income every month) Invest in some new and interesting start-ups (Risky but very profitable if everything goes as planned) When I make some millions, I can give to charity
2018-07-20 23:07
buy me a hot dog
2018-07-20 23:06
#91
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Brunei throw_officer 
Eat chicken-
2018-07-20 23:09
- Obtain a US citizenship; - Buy inumerous properties and put them all up for rent; - Invest in one or two star-ups; and - Manage to marry a hot, blonde american girl.
2018-07-20 23:23
>Manage to marry a hot, blonde american girl You want to marry a gold digger? lmao
2018-07-22 00:44
Fine! Just fuck several hot, blonde american girls.
2018-07-22 01:05
#93
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Austria iVulkaN 
use 1mil, invest 49mil
2018-07-20 23:30
#100
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Europe hltv007 
go back to sleep
2018-07-22 00:41
live normal life except quit job/school and anything I don't enjoy doing, but forced to calculate cost of living for the next 60ish years and then do whatever I feel like with the left over money Just have a big holiday for the rest of my life
2018-07-22 00:46
invest some money, buy a nice luxury home and car, and buy a few more things like equipment for gaming etc. and I'm settled.
2018-07-22 00:44
#105
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
im not used to rich life, i'd kms.
2018-07-22 00:45
instantly kms
2018-07-22 00:48
#108
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Europe trey_ 
hookers and cocaine then csgodouble
2018-07-22 00:49
i dont need 50mill when i am GOAT btw i am f0rest.
2018-07-22 01:07
#117
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Russia sneakyboy 
btw
2018-07-22 02:06
#111
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United States SladesterG 
Use 5 million on a shopping spree Put 25 million in my savings Imvest the other 20 million
2018-07-22 01:10
#112
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Finland kingfenix 
all in ence
2018-07-22 01:10
#116
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Russia sneakyboy 
LMAOOOOOOO
2018-07-22 02:06
#113
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Serbia sensei256 
Buy VP organisation and then replace the current CSGO team with a team that can actually win a match so we can say that VP can win against t10 teams
2018-07-22 01:11
Donate half because i don't need that much money. Buy nice house buy nice car and buy nice girlfriend.
2018-07-22 02:08
#120
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Brazil MommyStealer 
buy all the food i want, eat it until i get really fat and die with heart attack.
2018-07-22 02:09
Go back to sleep its the only place i can get a girlfriend
2018-07-22 02:13
Wake up Grab a brush and put a little (makeup) Grab a brush and put a little Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup) Hide the scars to fade away the Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable You wanted to Grab a brush and put a little makeup You wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup You wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In, my, self righteous suicide I, cry, when angels deserve to die, die Wake up Grab a brush and put a little (makeup) Grab a brush and put a little Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup) Hide the scars to fade away the Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable You wanted to Grab a brush and put a little makeup You wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup You wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In, my, self righteous suicide I, cry, when angels deserve to die In, my, self righteous suicide I, cry, when angels deserve to die Father, father, father, father Father into your hands, I commend my spirit Father into your hands why have you forsaken me In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken, me oh Trust in my self righteous suicide I, cry, when angels deserve to die In my self righteous suicide I, cry, when angels deserve to die
2018-07-22 02:20
#126
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Apartment sthlm/ and a noice house next to a noice Swedish lake house in spain/thailand/smth like that nice car SAVE/INVEST REST ye, quit job ofc.
2018-07-22 02:30
gIvE tO Da ChArItY!1!!!1!11 I would get out of Turkey. Maybe a world tour.
2018-07-22 09:18
i would build a wall around my house to keep the mexicans out
2018-07-22 09:23
gonna buy gold with 40million and use rest of the money wisely.
2018-07-22 09:53
i would a buy a big nice house my dream car buy my family a nice house buy my father a dream car and not work till i die
2018-07-22 09:54
#136
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Sweden plikz 
I would do nothing at all for the reset of my life Kreygasm
2018-07-22 10:04
#137
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Finland YeetteeY 
Use parts of it and save some of it. Duh.
2018-07-22 10:09
#138
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Switzerland hoooooray 
sleep
2018-07-22 10:11
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