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pros as trading cards
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Canada permanently_bonerd 
give me anything csgo related and i’ll give you their trading card attributes (mostly yugioh) example: docc - when this pro is played, its attack and defense are hidden. whenever damage calculation occurs, discard your entire hand and it gains atk/def for each card discarded r8 revolver - randomly discard 4 cards from you and your opponents hands. im just bored
2018-07-31 18:10
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coldzera zonic draken
2018-07-31 18:11
coldzera - strong character when awp is equipped, destroy 4 opponent cards. if any of these destroyed cards contain “liquid” in their name, destroy 4 cards again next turn zonic - this card increases attack by 100% for all danish players. if MSL is active on the field then both cards are destroyed. draken - roll a 6 sided die. if 1-5 - miss your attack if 6 - do triple damage to a card
2018-07-31 18:17
LMAO draken is perfect
2018-07-31 18:18
#35
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Lul
2018-07-31 18:44
#41
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United States Sh00ze 
+10000 for draken
2018-07-31 18:56
Hahaha gj
2018-07-31 19:11
lmfao
2018-07-31 20:21
oops old post, sorry
2019-07-01 16:40
#177
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
retard?:
2019-07-01 16:40
#80
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Romania TheFatKid 
draken was great.
2018-07-31 20:26
#154
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Poland sitarskee 
rofl at draken, so accurate
2018-08-01 00:14
#2
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Indonesia de_insertion 
i think this thread is weird btw awp
2018-07-31 18:11
awp - discard half your hand and target two cards to be destroyed
2018-07-31 18:15
#10
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Indonesia de_insertion 
holy shit awp is actually shit
2018-07-31 18:19
high risk high reward
2018-07-31 18:25
#3
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Faroe Islands YesntNamer 
lollipop21k
2018-07-31 18:11
if any flipside characters are active on the field, you can play this card for free. it can attack thrice but is immediately destroyed after the third attack
2018-07-31 18:18
Fox
2018-07-31 18:17
fox is pure rng. roll 2 six sided dice 1-3 - fox is destroyed and a weak mutiris card takes its place 4-7 - fox is normally summoned 8-11 - fox spawns with a free awp equip 12 - bonus summon fer, coldzera, fallen and super taco. super taco maintains positive kdr
2018-07-31 18:20
roll 12 sided dice*
2018-07-31 19:30
ok then elon musk
2018-07-31 19:31
i don't know this meme, but otherwise the percentages are fucked up and also there is no 1.
2018-07-31 19:35
my six sided die has a zero on it. i cant prove it because i am too cool for that
2018-07-31 20:00
well 12 then missing but nt
2018-07-31 20:17
#66
Finland em7 
nobody has 12 sided dices elon :/
2018-07-31 20:01
#101
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Germany pr9ud 
d12 dices are pretty common in boardgames or is this just bait?
2018-07-31 20:50
#142
Finland em7 
Well i have never even seen a d12 dice :/ But i also don't know anyone who plays cardboard games so mby thats why.
2018-07-31 22:32
never seen it to but for my basic geometry knowledge even a d20 could be easily mass produced, its jus an icosahedron, the d12 is just a dodecahedron (pentagonal faces)
2018-08-01 11:03
kito-also known as kit0-17 gives 17 extra cards to the opponets and does nothing. -Agent Harold
2018-07-31 18:19
lul. roll a d20. if you get 17, you instantly lose. anything else doesn’t affect your game
2018-07-31 18:21
joelz sunny allu
2018-07-31 18:19
joelz - cannot be played, ever. having joelz in your hand lets you draw 2 extra cards per game. if any of them are LAN events, take damage. sunny - if this card successfully kills 3 opponents, it gets promoted to “mousesports sunny” with stat boosts. allu - if red bulls are equipped, get x5 increase to stats. red bull is destroyed following any allu attack.
2018-07-31 18:23
#12
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Portugal w84it! 
s1mple
2018-07-31 18:20
ukranian god card - only some tournaments allow it. siphon all stats from your teammates (except electronic) and add them to simple. if freakazoid is on the field, siphon 3x the amount normally gained from him.
2018-07-31 18:24
#15
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World taco__ 
loba
2018-07-31 18:22
loba - this card immediately destroys all richard lewis cards and removes them from play. draw 2 mp9s when played
2018-07-31 18:25
ScreaM innocent pasha NEO Snax allu HUNDEN
2018-07-31 18:24
scream - a really rare foil card but with bad stats. if “the good old days” is equipped, destroy any card per turn. innocent - the passive pro. no cards can attack him or target him, but he loses attack with every action. pasha - when attacking, roll two dice. if you roll snake eyes (one and one), attack yourself. NEO - a card with negative stats. equipping “the good old days” grants gamebreaking attack and defence. snax - starts with a virtus pro equip. when this equip is destroyed, play a “sunny” and “oskar”. when any of these cards is targeted, destroy snax first. HUNDEN - banned from competitive play. when played, instantly win and take half of your opponents cards for free. failure to comply will literally result in death.
2018-07-31 18:35
hunden=exodia of csgo
2018-07-31 18:35
exodia pees himself when hunden is present. his power is beyond that of gods
2018-07-31 18:36
hunden=living trubunal from marvel then?
2018-07-31 18:38
#21
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United States Uberpanda 
Skadoodle Scream Twistzz
2018-07-31 18:28
when “skadoodle” is played, roll a six sided die. 1 - roll “major winner doodle” - starts equipped with an awp asiimov and has exceptional stats. this card must be attacked 3 times before it can take damage. 2-4 - roll “after major doodle” - an underwhelming card. destroy it after x turns, x being the number you rolled. 5-6 - roll “summer doodle” a decent card that is equipped with an m4a1s. twistzz - when “fashionable hairstyle” is equipped, draw 5 cards and play them all twice. takes triple damage from danish cards.
2018-07-31 18:33
#24
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United States Uberpanda 
Lol +1
2018-07-31 18:34
chrisj
2018-07-31 18:38
when chrisj is summoned, summon 4 'kapsalon' tokens that are automatically attacked when chrisj is targeted. if the enemy has played 'd0cc' and 'chrisj' is active on the field, 'd0cc' makes a run for it, and is reshuffled back into the opponent's deck. if 'd0cc' is active on your side of the field, summon 5 more kapsalon tokens.
2018-07-31 18:57
#138
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United Kingdom shuba123 
LOL +1
2018-07-31 22:13
Device Xyp9x
2018-07-31 18:38
cant believe i forgot you device - high stat awper. if any card within 10% variance of device’s attack challenges device, he chokes and is destroyed before the attack occurs. xyp9x - draw two cards when xyp is on the field and an astralis teammate goes down. for every third teammate, xyp9x can make an attack that interrupts your opponents turn.
2018-07-31 22:41
flusha jw draken
2018-07-31 18:39
i already did the rest but let's see about JW JW - when the field card 'twitter' is active on the field, JW is unable to attack. when the card is subsequently destroyed when JW has already been played, the opponent is stuck with three 'battle boar' cards in their hand that cannot be played. the opponent also draws one less card per turn. this effect can happen multiple times per game. (jw pig meme)
2018-07-31 18:56
cerq krimz flusha f0rest gtr taz
2018-07-31 18:40
cerq - when "daps" and "brehze" are on the field, summon a cerq for free from your deck. this card will attack alongside "daps" and "brehze" up to 2 times per turn. krimz - when "snus" is on the field, krimz gains attack and defence boosts. whenever a card attacks "krimz" with "snus" active, retaliate once. flusha - when this card is played with any "old school" cards active on the field (f0rest, GTR, JW, kennys, shox, any player that played in a 2015 or before major), look at your opponent's hand and discard a card. if not, this card is played normally with a cz-75 equipped. f0rest - this card cannot be destroyed normally, but only by equipping "usp-s" to it. When this occurs, play an "hltv" card and a "forest leaves" card as well. gtr - when this card is played, play a 'lekr0' on the field. when 'lekr0' is destroyed, gtr's stats are halved. taz - this card is immediately destroyed whenever 'mercedes benz' is not active on the field. this card starts with great stats but loses 20% of them every turn until it is effectively useless.
2018-07-31 18:53
loved the taz one last two cards pls happycrank hltv
2018-07-31 18:59
happycrank - HLTV baited that did it for a living. when happycrank is on the field, no cards can attack. this card literally only exists as an inconvenience to both players. this card can still be affected by anything except pros. when jonathan e. is played, destroy happycrank and remove all 'crank' suffixed cards from both players decks out of the game. hltv - when played, every pro is struck with a plague. add one poison counter to each pro per game. when the counter hits 3, it is killed. if 'reddit' is played, then the game ends at a stalemate. no one wins.
2018-07-31 19:05
#32
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United States J3nks 
This thread is actually hilarious. dupreeh
2018-07-31 18:40
dupreeh the reliable player - gain life points and draw a card. the effect of “desert eagle “ is tripled on this card
2018-07-31 18:46
#33
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Brazil GusJ 
MLG colombus 2016 with LG deluxe edition
2018-07-31 18:42
this is not a card, but a decorative play mat given out at the MLG Major. If you received the "GAFALLEN" brand mat, it is worth $600 more but essentially the same thing asides from the extra logo in the left corner.
2018-07-31 18:47
Delpan.
2018-07-31 18:43
actually cards and card game like hearthstone would be interesting, not so sure how much popularity would it gain tho xdddd
2018-07-31 18:56
hearthstone - pay $50000 for a souvenir awp dragon lore with the exclusive 'joelz' sticker on it. your accuracy is increased tenfold and your reactions are I N H U M A N. every $1000 spent in csgo will reward you with a beautiful woman that is yours to love forever.
2018-07-31 19:12
#42
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United States Sh00ze 
f0rest, dennis, lekr0, rez, get right im very curious
2018-07-31 18:57
dennis - when old school 'pistol' cards are equipped, dennis can attack the entire enemy team once per turn. lekr0 - spawns with a 'desert eagle' card equipped. when attacking, instantly kill an enemy but destroy the desert eagle. If any "NiP" players exist on your side of the board, lekr0's attack and defence are halved. if 'lekr0' and 'get right' exist on the same side, double gtr's stats. rez - BROTHERLY LOVE when this card is played, play an 'NiP draken'. when attacking, add both attack stats together for both rez and draken for each individual attack. when 'draken' is destroyed, spawn a 'fnatic draken'. rez's attack is reduced to zero but his defence is multiplied by 3.
2018-07-31 19:01
#47
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United States Sh00ze 
XD lmao +1
2018-07-31 19:03
#44
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North America EducaTed 
all of G2
2018-07-31 18:57
x6 - boosts the attack of every other g2 member on your side. for each card boosted, reduce this card's attack and defence. shox - solid card with good stats. when any other french player is played on your side, all french players return to your deck and shuffle it after 5 turns. kennys - roll a d20. if you roll 15 or higher, destroy all enemy cards on the field. if you roll anything else kennys is played and the opponent can destroy 2 of your cards. bodyy - draw 2 cards and discard one. can't think of anything smithzz - when this card is equipped with the 'awp' by your opponent or you, destroy it and summon an 'annoyed kennys' with the awp instead. annoyed kennys will automatically destroy any french player on the opponent's side of the field. if DUST2 is active on the field, do not summon kennys. smithzz with stay on the field and destroy any card with the letter "A" in it on the field, as well as any that will be played, except for any 'awp' cards. equipping any rifle on smithzzz will result in an average player.
2018-07-31 19:10
Desert Eagle
2018-07-31 19:12
a weapon equip card. does double damage if the player is without armor. when a pro is equipped with this card and attacking, and has no special attribute with the desert eagle, roll a six sided die. 1 - you stink. don't attack at all. 2-5 - bodyshot. deal normal damage. 6. ns. you get another attack. this effect only triggers once per turn.
2018-07-31 19:15
i’m still bored as fuck so i’ll bump this to see if anyone else wants a go for it. emilio - your opponent must expose their entire hand and deck to you and you are free to look at it during the time that emilio is active on the board. after 5 turns, remove emilio from the game and take severe life point damage. this card has been ruled to be prohibited from all competitive card gameplay since october 9th, 2014.
2018-07-31 19:28
#57
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North America EducaTed 
FaZe clan
2018-07-31 19:35
karrigan - this card has no attack or defence. instead, it will summon two random faze members to aid you. guardian - comes equipped with ‘souvenir awp’. exceptional in stats, but when the ‘souvenir awp’ is destroyed, lose $30 000 and the card is downgraded to ‘botian’. rain - a solid card with good stats and cannot any under circumstances be equipped with anything or affected by any card effect other than direct attacks. olofmeister - when any “fnatic” card exists on your team, draw 2 cards, heal 20% of max hp, double this cards stats and allow it to attack twice per turn. if olofmeister is injured below 50% of his hp, you must discard two cards, get damaged for 20% max hp, and the opponent gets an extra draw of 3 cards next turn. niko - can attack again if it destroys a card. if this card is destroyed, let out one final burst of rage that damages all your cards on the field for 50% current hp. cromen - when this card is played, treat it as ‘Olofmeister’ for all other card effects. every third attack with deal double damage with cromen.
2018-07-31 19:59
+1 for karrigan
2018-07-31 20:45
All of Astralis?
2018-07-31 19:36
gla1ve - add a “300 iq and i can frag too” to your hand. you can play it at any time to immediately cancel any card’s effect, an attack, or use it to reduce your opponent’s draw by 2. if shox is on the opposing side, his dashingly good looks enrage glaive and you must draw a “3 iq” instead. this card is automatically played and MSL is summoned. magiskboy - when the sg553 is equipped, the card’s name is changed to ‘magiskMAN’ and you can summon an ‘MSL’ to the opponent’s side (this is a good thing for you). i think i did everyone else
2018-07-31 19:52
You still miss Device and X9p :/
2018-07-31 20:34
i think i did them in previous comments.
2018-07-31 21:05
With all your respect, I believe you'r mistaken (Unless i'm bloody blind)
2018-07-31 22:40
just did it as you were sending this comment lol my bad
2018-07-31 22:41
No problem my Canadian friend. Thanks and have a nice day sir!
2018-07-31 23:24
#60
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Czech Republic The_Czech_One 
Oskar plz
2018-07-31 19:36
oskar - the king of inconsistency. roll a d12 when he’s played 1 - self destruct - destroy oskar and every other of your cards on the field 2 - draw two cards 3 - normally play. 4 - take a break: shuffle oskar back into your deck and draw two red bulls. 5 - summon oskar equipped with an awp asiimov. 6 - unstoppable oskar - destroy all enemy cards and play the entire mousesports roster including the coach, enkay j. 7 - discard your hand. 8 - equip all players with negevs, including enemy pros and oskar. all attacks are calculated randomly based on target, attack and defence. 9 - your players get pp bizons. attack levels massively go down. 10 - whenever oskar dies, play a ‘twitter complaint’. this status reduces all of your pro’s card stats. 11 - morale boost - your cards get a marginal boost in stats for the rest of the game, even cards in your hand or deck. 12 - roll it again for lulz
2018-07-31 19:49
#63
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Czech Republic The_Czech_One 
Lol nice one :)
2018-07-31 19:57
#67
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Denmark Poopoohead123 
Jks and cadian
2018-07-31 20:07
jks - your opponent cannot attack for two turns due to his stunning good looks. a high cost card with good stats cadian - a danish awper. all cards that affect “canadians” will also affect “cadian”.
2018-07-31 20:11
#72
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Andorra Octopus1 
Octopus1
2018-07-31 20:20
octopus1 is a fan-made card that was eventually accepted by the game creators, and is only usable in showmatches. on use - gain 1 iq
2018-07-31 20:21
#76
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Andorra Octopus1 
How about RiPablo Escobar
2018-07-31 20:22
RIPablo escobar - play out an entire game of monopoly between you and the opponent. winner gets an extra card draw next turn.
2018-07-31 20:23
#78
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Andorra Octopus1 
what about dimasick
2018-07-31 20:23
dont really know anything about him so i can’t meme him
2018-07-31 20:33
#84
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Andorra Octopus1 
what about qikert
2018-07-31 20:34
#90
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Romania TheFatKid 
:DDD
2018-07-31 20:42
#79
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Finland Raakasipuli 
wayLander
2018-07-31 20:24
wayLander - first two turns, waylander is a solid card with great stats. every time he attacks, draw a card. after 2 turns, name changes to “botlander” - summon shara and b1ad3 to your side.
2018-07-31 20:33
#96
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Finland Raakasipuli 
This is actually very cool! Thank you so much! :)
2018-07-31 20:47
#83
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
BnTeT
2018-07-31 20:33
when bntet is summoned, summon the original golden five (i’m a newfag so i might get it wrong): kuben, loord, neo, taz and pasha.
2018-07-31 20:42
#91
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Romania TheFatKid 
kuben, loord, neo , taz, luq
2018-07-31 20:43
rip luq zlotywalker
2018-07-31 21:05
#106
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Romania TheFatKid 
the real legend.
2018-07-31 21:06
#86
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Turkey willZy 
SpaceS
2018-07-31 20:36
#87
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Turkey willZy 
And woxic
2018-07-31 20:37
xantares - when this card is played, get 20% off your next purchase of a kebab. coupon expires in 12 hours. cannot be equipped with awp calyx - destroyed if played with woxic. cannot be equipped with awp. paz - boring but solid card. cannot be equipped with awp. ngin - this card can be played for free when any SS member is active on the field. you and your opponent draw one less card per turn. cannot be equipped with awp. maj3r - once per turn you can bumrush the B site. all player IQ is temporarily halved but their attack is doubled. cannot be equipped with awp. woxic - when this card is played, automatically comes with deadfox. deadfox will damage yourself every turn and cannot be removed from the board, effectively wasting a spot. woxic’s stats are second best in the card game (1st simple) to compensate for this.
2018-07-31 20:47
#100
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Turkey willZy 
Hilarious, lol nice thread, I want my kebab coupon card, I'm hungry, how can I get it
2018-07-31 20:49
ropz
2018-07-31 20:40
when ropz is played, he is a terrible card and cannot attack. for every turn he is on the field, his stats continually increase. for every 3 turns, he gains the ability to attack. for example, at 9 turns, he can attack thrice
2018-07-31 20:48
hmm
2018-07-31 20:48
#94
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Romania TheFatKid 
this thread is hilarious >D
2018-07-31 20:47
#95
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Brazil ^7|1 
KQLY autimatic k0nfig Edit: nice thread btw
2018-07-31 20:47
KQLY - kqly does rifle damage when equipped with the usp-s. when you attack, look at your opponent’s deck and hand. this card has since been banned from competitive gameplay. autimatic - 3rd best card in the game statwise. when this card is played, play 3 styko cards on your side (deadweight) k0nfig - this card gains attack for every danish player on your side of the board. when the opponent controls MSL, Thorin or Stanislaw, k0nfig is taken control of and swapped to the opponent’s side instead.
2018-07-31 20:52
KQLY in wild mod now with all iBuypower card set
2018-07-31 21:18
when 5 ibp members are in your hand, play this imgur.com/a/WQLe9Qh
2018-07-31 21:21
Not bad , but only available in ESL mod LUL
2018-08-01 17:12
#98
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World Tenshi_R 
B1ad3 SmithZz jdm64
2018-07-31 20:48
b1ad3 - draw your entire deck into your hand. literally. if you can't put any cards back into your deck then you're automatically defeated next turn. smithzz i think i already did. jdm - when jdm is played on the field with any of: FNS, Tarik, hazed or reltuC, spawn with an awp and music kit. the card itself also plays the csgo main menu theme when you press it in the center (batteries not included)
2018-07-31 21:11
#117
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World Tenshi_R 
Nice, thanks :D Idk what means yugion but your thread is pretty good and funny :3 But i have some more questions: how much cards in hand? Hiko also spawns with music kit? And if i combine cards like olof + tec9, allu + redbulls, etc can i get some special effects?
2018-07-31 21:22
it's some really random stuff i came up with that mostly follows the rules of the yugioh card game that i'm familiar with. I guess if you combine certain things like toxic barrels + Richard Lewis, or NA crowd + c9, you can get some very special effects.
2018-07-31 21:24
#122
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World Tenshi_R 
Thank you x3
2018-07-31 21:25
#102
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Germany NiceC 
BIG Lineup plz
2018-07-31 20:51
smooya - every turn he is on the field, draw a "banter" card. you can save this to nullify any card effect and legally swear in certain countries without getting arrested. being one of the only csgo pros from the UK, smooya's depression reaches critical mass after 3 turns of being on the field, he will drop 2 awps to the enemy team and be destroyed. gob b - when this card is destroyed or discarded from your hand, draw one 'overcomplicated strats'. when you play 4 or more cards in a turn, discard the 'overcomplicated strat' and wipe out every card currently on the field and in both hands, and both you and the opponent draw 5 cards. nex - whenever any lanky or fat pro attacks nex, it is automatically destroyed. tizian - tizian can only be played when two of: HUNDEN, syrson, k1to, keev, crisby or stfN are in your hand. play tizian and any pro from this list that is in your hand for free. tabsen - every time this card attacks and destroys another, draw any random german cs pro except for troubley.
2018-07-31 21:18
#150
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Germany NiceC 
haha nice man
2018-08-01 00:01
FBI card or you go to jail. -Agent Harold
2018-07-31 21:08
i play sadokist. i get out of jail for free
2018-07-31 21:11
No. -Agent Harold
2018-08-01 10:59
Best card game ever. HLTV card :D?
2018-07-31 21:14
i copy pasted this from a previous comment hltv - when played, every pro is struck with a plague. add one poison counter to each pro per game. when the counter hits 3, it is destroyed. if 'reddit' is played, then the game ends at a stalemate. no one wins.
2018-07-31 21:18
alternatively, Martin - this card can only be played with the HLTV card. when played together, all danish teams share the #1 spot for all eternity. All danish players are blessed with infinite money and monster energy drinks - attack is doubled.
2018-07-31 21:22
Haha :D <3
2018-07-31 22:54
k0nfig cajunb
2018-07-31 21:16
k0nfig i think i already did. cajunb - when I say cajun is summoned to the field, you say that any card containing the letter b is free to play onto the field during your turn.
2018-07-31 21:19
#123
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Germany b1azed 
edward qrush
2018-07-31 21:27
edward - cannot equip rifles - only smgs and pistols. once per turn, drop a rifle for a teammate. once every 5 turns, drop an awp instead. qrush?
2018-07-31 21:31
an idea for a card - 29 bullets. using this on an enemy pro causes them to reload, preventing their attack for a turn. callouts can also be cards, i guess. I AM SO BORED
2018-07-31 21:29
#125
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Poland Grzywinczi 
byali
2018-07-31 21:30
equip a frying pan to any pro. the frying pan disables their ability to attack but will render them invulnerable. pubg lul
2018-07-31 21:32
#132
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Poland Grzywinczi 
nice
2018-07-31 21:51
Fallen fer taco
2018-07-31 21:31
taco - punching bag. take 8 attacks for the team. fer - unbridled aggression. this card can attack as many times as you want, but at a cost of a percentage of your max HP per attack exceeding the first. fallen - get two free fullbuys (2 awp 3 rifle, limited nades or 1 awp 4 rifle and full nades) for your team. after this, suffer 4 turns of really badly decided forcebuys (4 cz + scout) for your team. the effect persists if fallen has been destroyed.
2018-07-31 21:34
forgot to mention. when taco and coldzera are both on the field, taco loses all of his stats and drops all of his guns for cold. cold gains 50% of taco’s stats and gets an extra attack. dunno if i already mentioned this
2018-07-31 22:09
EspiranTo
2018-07-31 21:37
when this card is played - choose one of the following: 1. kick your enemy igl and create distrust - any current player/team synergies on your opponent’s side of the field are negated 2. play a lobanjica and draw 5 mp9s/mac10s 3. play a pounh - decent card with no effect.
2018-07-31 21:42
Mixwell Lowel Soker Alex Mopoz
2018-07-31 21:52
mixwell - this card can adopt any team name once per turn and any team synergies will apply to this card. lowel - this card can be played as a pro, or equipped to any ‘mousesports’ player. when equipped, draw a ‘benchwarmer’ card when the ‘mousesports’ player attacks. a ‘benchwarmer’ card can be played to prevent the destruction of one of your pros. i dont really know too much about the rest ofthe spanish players.
2018-07-31 21:58
#134
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CIS debilik 
full focus call
2018-07-31 21:58
my iq is too low to understand this.
2018-07-31 21:59
PP-Bizon M249 Freakazoid adreN- (NA) Hiko
2018-07-31 22:14
pp - bizon - can equip to any pro. attacking twice will destroy whichever pro equipped to. m249 - you may play this card to recycle it into: 2 galil/famas 3 ump 5 cz + 5 kevlar freakazoid - convert any SWOLE pros from the opponent’s side to your side. when s1mple is on the field, this card is sent to the anti bullying camp for 3 turns, then returned to your hand adren (NA) - when this pro is destroyed, grant the opponent an awp and yourself a single decoy. this card can be played on the opponent’s side of the field if you have 2 or more pros that play or used to play for liquid on your side of the field. hiko - you may choose to activate your INHUMAN reactions and destroy two pros instantly. the strain of doing so leaves hiko with half of his original attack and defence, and is now under the rogue org rather than liquid.
2018-07-31 22:24
Love it, tyvm.
2018-07-31 22:30
Rush B
2018-07-31 23:26
the action itself of rushing B? alright Rush B - when you have $0 left and less than X equipment value overall (can't think of a value), this card is automatically activated. all forward thinking goes out the window and you are unable to play any cards, but every pro can attack three times this turn. Any pros with the russian/ukranian nationality have their pistol damage increased during this phase.
2018-07-31 23:49
n1! I'm bored myself as you might have guessed
2018-08-01 00:13
#151
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Sweden RaketHopp 
lol this thread is rly fun reading i did this some time ago mypokecard.com/my/tmp/NlcyzVxR7B.jpg?153.. its cringe but i like making stuff like dis
2018-08-01 00:10
VAC
2018-08-01 00:14
VAC - automatically removes players with a certain amount of attack, but under a certain IQ threshold as well. If 'flusha' or any professional banned for cheating is present on the field, destroy it and draw an extra card for each one removed. all other cards removed do not count for the card draw.
2018-08-01 00:28
Skadoodle Taco Flusha
2018-08-01 00:14
copypasted from other comments: when “skadoodle” is played, roll a six sided die. 1 - roll “major winner doodle” - starts equipped with an awp asiimov and has exceptional stats. this card must be attacked 3 times before it can take damage. 2-4 - roll “after major doodle” - an underwhelming card. destroy it after x turns, x being the number you rolled. 5-6 - roll “summer doodle” a decent card that is equipped with an m4a1s. taco - punching bag. take 8 attacks for the team. when taco and coldzera are both on the field, taco loses all of his stats and drops all of his guns for cold. cold gains 50% of taco’s stats and gets an extra attack. flusha - when this card is played with any "old school" cards active on the field (f0rest, GTR, JW, kennys, shox, any player that played in a 2015 or before major), look at your opponent's hand and discard a card. if not, this card is played normally with a cz-75 equipped.
2018-08-01 00:29
#158
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Brazil m16r_0 
NaVi ? :D
2018-08-01 00:33
flamie - when this card is played, draw a 'simple' or 'electronic' into your hand. when 'simple' or 'electronic' are not on the field, this card's name is 'simple - hard carry'. When 'simple' is on the field, you may destroy this card instead of 'simple' during an attack or card effect. electronic - when this card is attacked, flip a coin. heads - enemy goes A. take damage normally tails - enemy goes B. take zero damage. if the map 'inferno' is active, reflect damage back unto the attacking card equal to what you would have received. zeus - when 'simple' is on the field, equip this card to it. 'simple' gets a full buy every round, but gains no money. when this card is played normally, roll a d20 after every attack. if you roll a 20, zeus actually topfrags. triple this card's attack for 3 turns and do not roll during this period.
2018-08-01 01:01
Dosia
2018-08-01 00:38
dosia starts with 3 charges. whenever an enemy grenade card is used, dosia may consume the card and nullify its effects. after all 3 charges are used up, draw an 'X GOD' card. This card can be used to summon one of 'shox,' 'friis', or 'styko' cards randomly. roll a die. 1-2 - shox 3-4 - friis 5-6 - styko
2018-08-01 01:02
Agent Harold card :)))). -Agent Harold
2018-08-01 11:04
agent harold - agent harold supervises agent 007 to make sure he isn’t eating glue or playing hopscotch in the street. unlike agent 0-0-7, agent harold’s designation is 7-0-0. this card is purely for ornamental purposes and cannot be played in a standard game.
2018-08-01 12:33
polish_scene_is_a_joke card
2018-08-01 11:57
polish scene - whenever any polish cards are active on the field and there is at least one ‘old school’ card active (2013 nuke, de_rats, clan-mystik, etc), all polish cards are doubled in effectiveness. If there are no ‘old school’ cards on the field, no polish cards can attack, and for every polish card on the field, send that many of your cards to the graveyard. If ‘bntet the polish star’ is active on either side, the ‘old school’ effect is permanent, even if ‘bntet’ is destroyed.
2018-08-01 12:38
<3
2018-08-01 16:05
n0thing please
2018-08-01 12:07
#168
gob b | 
Germany Shore 
Gob b
2018-08-01 12:37
i think i did gob. something to do with being extremely ‘tactical’
2018-08-01 12:39
#173
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Germany b1azed 
Thorin Sadokist Anders
2018-08-01 17:13
Thorin - can only be played while the ‘twitter ‘ field card is active. once per turn you can activate ‘thorin’s thoughts’ that allows you to reshuffle your hand and draw the same amount of cards. for every turn, add a ‘toxic’ counter to it. after 3 toxic counters, destroy it. when this occurs, activate ‘THORIN’S THOTS’ - freely summon a ‘zaaz’, ‘juliano’ or ‘rlewis’ from your deck. X - sadokist cannon - when ‘Y - henryg bot’ and ‘Z - spawN chassis’ also exist in your hand along with ‘x - sadokist cannon’, you may FUSION SUMMON ‘XYZ - DON HACI DESTROYER’. unfortunately this joke only makes perfect sense if you know what the original xyz dragon cannon is i might have posted anders but here’s a slightly newer version ‘Anders, Nordic god of gab’ - this card can only be summoned by sacrificing a ‘semmler’ card. When played, all ‘astralis’ team members gain significant attack boosts, and you may sacrifice all ‘North’ type pros for ‘astralis’ or ‘optic’ type pros. All ‘optic’ pros gain significant defence and are immune to toxicity debuffs.
2018-08-01 19:20
bump to see if mods are merciful enough
2018-08-02 00:32
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