stop doing cs
2018-08-06 03:09
+1
2018-08-06 03:10
the difference between the master than the apprentice is that the master has failed more times than the apprentice has even tried
2018-08-06 03:19
#26
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Norway m0sifer 
you tell yourself that when you've spent all your money not doin shit
2018-08-06 03:46
lol I didn't spent all my money I'll earn black every cent I spent in 3 days on this lan in the next 2 days at my full time job you on the other hand will tell yourself lan isn't worth attending when you sit at home doing n0thing and criticizing those who actually play the game
2018-08-06 03:48
#30
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Norway m0sifer 
studying law and teaching myself 3D animation and modeling is totally nothing bud.
2018-08-06 03:51
agreed, that will never make you good at cs
2018-08-06 03:53
#33
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North America B0bbutttoast 
+1
2018-08-06 03:57
#75
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United States Cherryyy 
lmao one persons dream is different than anothers
2018-08-06 04:50
no everyone wants the same thing
2018-08-06 04:54
#114
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United Kingdom TypicalBrit 
NA SCENE OMEGALUL
2018-08-06 09:59
wtf are you want, dude
2018-08-06 14:06
#126
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United Kingdom TypicalBrit 
idk. i just like saying NA SCENE OMEGALUL
2018-08-06 14:07
ok that's fair
2018-08-06 14:07
What it looks like when bad banter gets stomped between 2 rocks and rocks close in together.
2018-08-06 10:03
I aren't understand your metaphor
2018-08-06 14:07
Flag checks out
2018-08-06 14:07
I mean I went to the LAN so if I was fakeflagging I must be really really committed to it
2018-08-06 14:08
I don't know how it is, but seems like when asked about their real life every hltv user is on their way to become a super successful person or already are. Reminds me of 9gag where apparently everyone is a pro at martial arts aka Navy Seal Copypasta.
2018-08-06 04:03
wtf did you just say about me you little b*...
2018-08-06 04:04
This was good thing when you met that phrase first time. Back in the days it wasnt 100% sure if it was actually triggered or just fake triggered. Nowadays no good baits because everybody knows that you shouldnt trigger at internet and every triggery is bait
2018-08-06 14:40
Yea at this point it's more of a meme than an active troll
2018-08-06 14:43
#41
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Norway m0sifer 
It is a pretty common lie. tho if I were to lie I'd come up with something cooler than law and 3D shit.
2018-08-06 04:04
#44
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Poland Ryunar 
mr success mr worldwide
2018-08-06 04:10
Then absolutely nobody would believe it.
2018-08-06 04:10
#47
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Norway m0sifer 
Depends on the lie. Probably something about studying some wild science stuff.
2018-08-06 04:11
#136
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Europe tweekzter 
Studying law... ewwww
2018-08-06 14:14
cmon bruh, ur 23 (according to hltv) and you're playing at very low level, getting 16-0'ed by players nobody even heard of. Focus on your studies/career instead of chasing some CS dream which doesn't pay shit unless you're at the very top.
2018-08-06 05:23
My career's good enough to live on already. I don't want more money, I want to be good at CS. Also this is not a "very low level", this is the top 0.1% of CS players. Get your head straight.
2018-08-06 05:25
considering there are kids that are 10x better than you under 18, I doubt you got much of a chance. As long as it's a hobby and you're having fun, why not, but don't lie to yourself you're going to get anywhere with cs.
2018-08-06 05:28
There's no one 10x better than me, that's ridiculous. Yea some kids learn the game faster than me, but the speed at which you learn is not an indicator of when you will hit a wall. Plus I got a late start, I maybe learn at 0.5x the speed of some of the more talented players which is n0thing to be ashamed of because I'm still good and I'm still improving. And chance to do what? I've already won prize money at LAN and I'm progressively accomplishing my goals. I don't understand at all where your negativity is coming from.
2018-08-06 05:31
No it's not, but over time your reflexes and mechanical ability decays which is where you're going to have a big disadvantage. Just trying to point out that it's a waste of time and money, you prolly won't get anywhere, but if you're having fun I can't blame you.
2018-08-06 05:36
I'm getting everywhere bro, I'm making friends, winning maps, gaining attention and gaining respect. Peak reaction time doesn't occur until at least 25, and if anything it's best I play this game as much as I can now while I still learn at a good rate because it's going to be harder to improve as I get older and you can be damn sure I'll be going to LANs and yelling at kids 1/4 my age when I'm 60 years old.
2018-08-06 05:38
so you expected to reach a pro level in 2 years? if not, then it is in fact a waste of time and money. In the grand sense it is nothing, but as I've said, some ppl play golf, tennis, basketball, etc as a hobby, don't see why cs can't be one.
2018-08-06 05:42
No I don't expect to reach a pro level in 2 years. I expect to reach a level higher than my level right now. Plus, I can currently dry peek any player in the world, which means my peak skill level will likely come 4 years from now, maybe even later because of how much more there is to this game than reacting faster than your opponent. If not being the #1 best at something made doing that thing a waste of time, then you too would have literally n0thing productive to do with your life. So don't be such a hypocrite.
2018-08-06 05:48
you are dillusional
2018-08-07 04:29
About what?
2018-08-07 04:30
your level
2018-08-07 04:32
I see no evidence of that
2018-08-07 04:34
"this is the top 0.1% of CS players" "I can currently dry peek any player in the world" "maybe I would if I thought I'd never be good enough to have actual fans, but I don't." You are not good and you will never have "fans", there are at least 30 000 other players whom you don't even belong in a server with. At best after 10k hours wasted on a surrogate activity you'll play on a losing premier team and feel a minimal level of accomplishment from beating some other shitty players in a computer game. MDL is full of shitty players and if you are sweating and are only IM then I don't know what to say for you but you suck at the game.
2018-08-07 04:45
>Top 0.1% of CS players The level of the 25th percentile player at this event was ESEA Main. There are currently about 190 teams in North America that are ESEA Main and above. I'll be generous and round that up to 1000 players, making the level of this LAN to be top 1000 players NA. There are over a million CS players in North America. 1,000/1,000,000 = 0.1%. That's just straight facts. "I can currently dry peek any player in the world" When you've played for 6,000 hours and you haven't met someone who could hold your angle, I'd say this is a fair thing to say. "maybe I would if I thought I'd never be good enough to have actual fans, but I don't." That's just my hope for the future. Wouldn't be a stretch as every player in premier has at least double digit fans, as do some in advanced. It's far from delusional as I would only have to cut the number of players better than me by a factor of three, and I realistically have at least four years to do so and it wouldn't be out of my current trajectory given how much I've been improving. Now to what you were saying: "you will never have "fans"" I have quite a few already from combatarm, and honestly I've earned a handful in this game as well. "there are at least 30 000 other players whom you don't even belong in a server with" Lets be strict and say North America is 20% of the playerbase. You can't make a case that I don't belong in the server with main players because I have beaten main players on LAN, so that leaves the 80 or so in advanced or higher. That's 2,500 players I don't belong in a server with, not 30,000. YOU are delusional.
2018-08-07 06:01
Main is absolute garbage, the fact you think that you can kill some main players in pcw or something just shows how bad you are
2018-08-07 06:02
I'm sorry what have you done again? No results ever? Yea, you have no right to call Main garbage.
2018-08-07 06:03
That is ridiculous to claim, as you detoriorate minimally in reflexes and learning capability (it is completely dependant of you yourself) you gain so much in other aspects. That is the reason why only rarely do you actually see the young talent entering teams on high level or making their way to the top. You might be a good fragger but most likely you lack in many other aspects like teamplay, mental fortitude (not tilting), ability to build and not destroy and also confidence due to experience. It is a false claim that someone over 30 would be at a disadvantage on a server against someone barely 18 years of age in a match of 5v5, it completely depends on the player. If you spend 120h+ on the server every week and actually use it with a agenda to improve, you will find some success and at least improve. If you love CS and understand your mistakes and how to correct them - all it takes is time and dedication.
2018-08-06 14:34
according to your logic veteran players like Neo, Taz, Zeus, Edward and every other pro that has been playing CS for years is as good if not better than players like Niko, Cold, S1mple, ropz, sergej, etc, but as we see it's not true. I'm not saying veteran players are not needed, they are, but the reason they are veterans is because they played in the top scene of CS for years and started out similarly to the greats I aforementioned, unlike this guy who is 23 and has little to no experience.
2018-08-06 14:53
I am not saying that they're better, I am saying that if they would spend a ton of time still practising the finesse of their aim and focusing on the game as much they'd be on their peak level or close to it. Everyone has their own peak, that's a different comparison. I said that not every s1mple or Niko makes it to Na'Vi or FaZe or carries a organisation to a major championship. This is what I am saying, you're just misinterpreting. Edit: Life is like this, if you play a game for close to 20 years, even tho it changes it might be hard to keep up the love and dedication for the game and winning. :p People are like that, especially when you find other interests in life.
2018-08-06 17:36
totally not true, I'm 32 years old and I still got better offgame and ingame reflexes and reactions than 99% of the users on this website. A sword will never dull if you sharpen it regularly and take care of it. This game is the same, if you never stop playing you will never become worse. That is fact.
2018-08-08 03:08
s1mple is 100x better.
2018-08-07 06:42
no hes not even 2x my level
2018-08-07 14:08
I think you're missing the point. He isnt trying to make a career out of it. He went to a LAN to have fun playing CS. The fact that they got rekt just means they have to keep getting better in order to get better results, which means attending LANS. Better results, more fun. Not much to that really.
2018-08-08 19:27
sorry that's not a question
2018-08-06 03:17
#2
Slemmy | 
Iceland DJFelpie 
lol bad
2018-08-06 03:10
ye you're probably right, lolbad
2018-08-06 03:20
Why are u mad tho?
2018-08-06 04:11
I'm not tbh
2018-08-06 04:12
#173
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Israel TheLoveGuy 
Dont mind those kids keep going with ur dreams, im sure ur gonna succeed :D
2018-08-06 17:41
Thanks for the kind words :)
2018-08-06 23:29
#3
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Mongolia FoxOutOfGlocks 
rank?
2018-08-06 03:10
B+
2018-08-06 03:19
silver
2018-08-06 04:56
I aren't think that
2018-08-06 05:26
#5
Slemmy | 
Iceland DJFelpie 
lol noah is my friend on steam RIP
2018-08-06 03:10
same
2018-08-06 03:42
you are in HLTV history cheers
2018-08-06 03:10
feels good in a way, thanks :) can only get more good from here
2018-08-06 03:49
Tier8 NA team, who cares?
2018-08-06 03:11
a few people, it's still real cs and its among the top 1% so it's relevant
2018-08-06 04:02
you should have picked a meme nickname for people to favourite. like mine
2018-08-06 04:17
maybe I would if I thought I'd never be good enough to have actual fans, but I don't.
2018-08-06 04:23
LEGEND
2018-08-06 16:39
*Top-8 NA team LUL3D
2018-08-06 04:44
ehhhh it's a stretch, but for team1 it's not too far off I guess
2018-08-06 04:55
Why you were so bad? Aim troubles? Bad tactics? No motivation?
2018-08-06 05:02
well I was certainly motivated I guarantee you that :) I went into detail in #77 but it was a combination of: - They were better coordinated because they were both full 5 advanced teams and we were a mix team of intermediate players - Each team had their own ways of stopping me from having impact, for team1 it was mid round agression and for grizzlys it was the constantly changing setups. These two specifically I had a hard time playing against. - 3 of my teammates were at a massive disadvantage of LAN exp and played below their normal level - Lots of role conflicts and playstyle conflicts, we just did not work well together
2018-08-06 05:22
Thanks for the detailed answer and good luck in future matches!
2018-08-06 05:33
Thanks :D
2018-08-06 05:34
settings?
2018-08-06 03:11
;D send cfg plox
2018-08-06 03:13
y tho
2018-08-06 04:10
raw_input 1 bind 1 "say !"
2018-08-06 04:10
#9
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Brazil DiegoCristo 
Learn from your mistakes and keep going, that's a hard way to the top
2018-08-06 03:11
#11
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Brazil VFI 
+1 :) never forget lg 16-0 at dh winter lol
2018-08-06 03:15
#19
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
LG 0-16 at LAN = winning multiple tourneys in 2017
2018-08-06 03:23
#20
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Brazil VFI 
Exacly
2018-08-06 03:24
Good point, that's motivating.
2018-08-06 04:34
Oh for sure, learned a lot at this LAN and will continue on the road to invite :)
2018-08-06 04:33
rofl noob nice job
2018-08-06 03:16
ty
2018-08-06 04:35
Congrats The Frag Dolphins on achieving world record 16-0'd twice in a row at LAN. It would be difficult to break your record!
2018-08-06 03:18
I feel like it's been done already at Copenhagen games at some point XD But yea it's a rare event for sure.
2018-08-06 04:38
at least you were not 16-0'd twice in a bo3 hltv.org/matches/2303381/peru-vs-bolivia..
2018-08-06 03:25
#23
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United Kingdom nimmyjeutron 
2 players on bolivia were named jose cortez
2018-08-06 03:36
holy crap ive never seen anything like that
2018-08-06 04:40
#121
SHiPZ | 
Czech Republic dobre 
And one of them is 41 What a match
2018-08-06 10:18
41 and playing on HLTV That is sick
2018-08-06 14:09
#175
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United Kingdom nimmyjeutron 
i feel like that would be me when im 41 xd
2018-08-06 17:49
Goals
2018-08-06 23:34
trueeeeeee
2018-08-06 04:39
3-32 lul thats some sick kdr
2018-08-07 06:08
#21
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Brazil Brunelson 
lol catez did 6 kills in 2 maps feelsbadman
2018-08-06 03:27
happens
2018-08-06 04:40
#164
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Brazil Brunelson 
Yeah, I bet he wasn't on his best day. I hope this don't affect him, maybe in the future he can be in a tier 1 team, who knows?
2018-08-06 15:11
Oh absolutely, it was his first non-byoc and he hadn't played in 2 days due to travel time. On top of that he was visibly shaken by how high the level was there. I have no doubt he'll play better at his next LAN.
2018-08-06 23:36
#245
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Brazil Brunelson 
Oh, I see, there's no shame on that. I hope you guys luck in the future, and when you have a successful team I want some stickers and you sign my profile bro, keep that up. I want to see The Frag Dolphin winning tournments.
2018-08-07 05:51
Don't plan on reusing this name lol it was a one time joke at the name of the LAN. Look for the name LAN Lords going forwards as that's what I usually name my mix teams. Thanks for the support and I'll do my best ^^
2018-08-07 06:04
#266
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Brazil Brunelson 
I'll do Let's fucking go boy!!!
2018-08-07 15:26
hey, at least you're on HLTV history! but keep going my friend, you're already farther ahead than the crushing majority of people
2018-08-06 03:32
thanks! and don't worry, im not stopping any time soon :)
2018-08-06 04:41
#25
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Finland AxaFin 
Next Goal: play a BO3 without getting a single kill
2018-08-06 03:42
Nah next goal is to win a map on HLTV
2018-08-06 04:41
Damn, unlucky dude but at least you were on a HLTV match
2018-08-06 03:50
Yep now I have a player profile :D
2018-08-06 04:41
Now you can be ultra gay and be fan of urself
2018-08-06 16:26
Thinking about it. It's like being gay enough to use a time machine to bang yourself.
2018-08-06 23:36
#32
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
nt zach "DrLejos" lippe
2018-08-06 03:56
#42
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Poland Bartek19D 
Yes Good
2018-08-06 04:07
Yes Great
2018-08-06 04:56
#108
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Poland Bartek19D 
Yes wonderfully
2018-08-06 09:50
Yes Main
2018-08-06 14:09
#138
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Poland Bartek19D 
Yes literally
2018-08-06 14:21
Yes on LAN
2018-08-06 14:22
#153
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Poland Bartek19D 
Yes in soup
2018-08-06 14:37
Yes with pinky swear
2018-08-06 14:44
#314
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Poland Bartek19D 
Yes in the church
2018-08-08 18:56
ty
2018-08-06 04:56
#34
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Brazil Guadachuva 
don't give up :)
2018-08-06 03:59
wouldn't even consider it yet :)
2018-08-06 04:42
just kys
2018-08-06 14:37
Ian 'catez' Cates 0-16 -16 36.9 31.2% 0.19
2018-08-06 04:01
starting to wonder why his parents named him LAN...
2018-08-06 04:03
xdd
2018-08-06 04:04
#50
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Russia sneakyboy 
how do u even passed to this evenT bro?
2018-08-06 04:16
open lan :)
2018-08-06 04:42
#86
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Russia sneakyboy 
im happy for u. at least u got some extra expierence mb it will burn fire in u and u would get revenge someday :)
2018-08-06 05:09
ofc it will, and yep I hope I do :)
2018-08-06 05:17
back in the day it would be fun to play with your friends against really good teams, and hang out with them during the lan nowadays trolls just try to humiliate you across hltv
2018-08-06 04:14
hey I certainly still had fun, hung out with a lot of cool people and learned a ton lans are still every bit as good as they used to be
2018-08-06 04:24
#72
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United States Jammin800k 
Thats good to hear and playing vs a team like team one is an honor imo. Did you feel like you guys were just getting out aimed or did you have the aim but not the team fundamentals? Or both?
2018-08-06 04:44
Personally I didn't feel out aimed in any of the three maps, but I was probably alone on that out of those on my team. TeamOne does this sick double flash thing where they time the second flash perfectly so that the anti flash player turns and gets rekt by it. So their mid round pushes were just too hard to counter. I've played against Grizzlys before. Grizzlys has always had a good matchup against me both as an IGL and as an awper, I have a hard time finding fights against them and a hard time reading their setups. I actually got us in position to win 5 different buy rounds in that match but my teammates couldn't close them out. Non BOYC is hard because you don't have a lot of warmup time, and really only one of my teammates even had any experience with that so two of the other three underperformed as a result. And lastly, I did a terrible job assembling this squad. We flat out did not work well together. There were role conflicts and playstyle conflicts that were almost completely insurmountable. And to your first point I definitely agree. Getting to shake hands with all 10 of these guys was pretty cool :)
2018-08-06 04:53
#105
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United States Jammin800k 
Thanks for the in-depth response, it does come down to winning the clutches so unfortunate vs Grizzlys also happy that TeamOne are innovating, lot of talent on that team.
2018-08-06 05:50
No problem man thats what the AMA is for :) And yes absolutely, its awesome to see a new team come in and push a new aspect of the metagame that well. I'll be cheering for these guys in the future.
2018-08-06 14:11
#85
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United States autimaticTV 
nt, he got featured on hltv for paying $100
2018-08-06 05:04
not even false
2018-08-06 05:27
#52
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Poland Ryunar 
I felt you brother, I got 16-0'd by witmer's team at chicago
2018-08-06 04:15
It's rough XD But that's the way it goes, we are all students of the game one way or another.
2018-08-06 05:34
That is quite the accomplishment man Congradulations To The Frag Dolphins the true winners do fragedelphia
2018-08-06 04:16
Its like the arctic flame in snow dogs
2018-08-06 05:35
LMAO. you're a good fucking sport
2018-08-06 04:17
Always :)
2018-08-06 05:36
catez is the most impressive going 0-16 in 0-16 game and following on getting 0-16'd well done
2018-08-06 04:40
ikr lol he was like this youtube.com/watch?v=YWwqQkICzho
2018-08-06 14:13
*woops I doubleposted*
2018-08-06 14:17
#70
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United States HEUGO1 
I'm glad you found fun in getting put down in the worst of ways. I've always wanted to play at Frag but never had the team chemistry for it. Much love, bro.
2018-08-06 04:42
Thanks! And don't worry about not having the team chemistry, just go anyway and do your best. We need teams that go out in groups in order to support the others' prize pool :)
2018-08-06 14:23
#74
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United States SladesterG 
WhySoBad?
2018-08-06 04:49
See #77 and #88
2018-08-06 14:23
#165
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United States SladesterG 
Lol it's just a timthetatman meme I don't actually think your awful but you could improve
2018-08-06 15:40
Oh for sure XD And sorry, never watched him so it flew over my head.
2018-08-06 23:38
It's not like these guys are paid to play the game... Don't know why everyone is making fun of them, they're just trying to go to a LAN and have fun. Now if it were a salaried team you can start making some jokes, but it's not so stop.
2018-08-06 04:53
#95
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Canada Yohazin 
+1
2018-08-06 05:32
+1
2018-08-06 10:07
Can confirm, we did not miss anybody's expectations. The majority have been friendly in this thread though, it's not a major issue :)
2018-08-06 14:27
" Don't know why everyone is making fun of them" Maybe because they lost 16-0 TWICE ON LAN. Stop being a fucking pussy
2018-08-06 14:39
No need to be rude, this is a friendly AMA
2018-08-06 14:44
Who cares though? It's Fragadelphia. That isn't the craziest place for that to happen
2018-08-06 04:57
A few people care just because it's rare that this actually happens no matter how likely it is on paper. There's lots of 16-0s at Copenhagen Games, LAN ETS, and Fragadelphia, but the players on the losing side of them don't usually like to talk about it. So I feel like I'm in an interesting position ^^
2018-08-06 14:30
I feel like you aren't, I feel like nobody is. The 16-0 losses, in my eyes, are forgettable as that team
2018-08-06 23:51
Guess it's just not your kind of CS then :)
2018-08-07 00:04
What kind of cs is that?
2018-08-07 03:59
Grass-roots open-LAN packed-full-of-players high-buy-in screaming and trashtalking action :D
2018-08-07 04:01
No I like that. I just don't pick at results as such the same way you do. That's really it. I plan on attending next Fragadelphia if it runs the same format because it's that prime local LAN atmosphere
2018-08-07 06:26
atleast they got 8 rounds on last game hltv.org/matches/2325330/secret-geniuses..
2018-08-06 06:02
True that match was much more competitive.
2018-08-06 14:31
well, u can only go up from the bottom brother-from-another-mother! gl in future. id gladly help u guys with my 100% hs ratio and spider senses but i dont go to lans 😕
2018-08-06 20:57
thanks :) and you should go to lan, it's a fun time
2018-08-06 23:38
but i get banned instanly 😲😲😲
2018-08-07 04:59
well try not to do that XD
2018-08-07 05:38
retire bro it was a good run time to hang up the keyboard
2018-08-06 06:08
I've reached the highest level I've ever played at and now you think I should retire???? I think you need to reevaluate how you make your life choices.
2018-08-06 14:31
#109
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Ukraine twil 
2x 16-0 in bo3 ever?
2018-08-06 09:54
That's been done, see #15
2018-08-06 14:32
#110
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Estonia Ayyzicle 
how did you qualify ? like no that you are bad i just want to know.
2018-08-06 09:55
Pretty sure it was an open LAN that anyone could go to, like BYOQ.
2018-08-06 10:25
Yes we did have to bring our own queens. I chose rain.
2018-08-06 14:33
It's an open LAN, you could have played in it too if you signed up and flew here :)
2018-08-06 14:32
SO to logan dying twice in a BO3.
2018-08-06 14:33
#112
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United States JustBitsy 
Disappointed or expected?
2018-08-06 09:57
Expected. I saw it coming with how our scrims were going. It's all good though, had fun and learned some important things.
2018-08-06 14:35
I don't want to talk shit about you but its kinda bad to lose 16-0 to this Grizzlys roster. Maybe Team oNe that is fine but Grizzlys? Not even the MDL Grizzlys? Who even are those guys? Its a fun lan anyway so gg for taking that shit in stride. Go on and fuck your 17 girlfriends now
2018-08-06 09:58
So this Grizzlys is a full 5 advanced team play.esea.net/teams/153202 They've played multiple LANs together already and they're all experienced players and known in the quebec region Compared to my guys: - We were all intermediate players and weren't a full team, so we had 2 divisions of disadvantage + the lack of having practiced together - It was NoVa and cates's 2nd LAN and 1ns's 1st - I did a terrible job putting this team together, there were massive role conflicts and playstyle conflicts that we just couldn't overcome. The Grizzlys lineup works together really well. Any one of those reasons is enough to make you lose against this team, but all three combined are what made the 16-0 possible. I've still got a lot to learn to become competitive on an Advanced+ level, but I'm getting closer with time :)
2018-08-06 14:42
wishing u better luck next time :D
2018-08-06 10:00
thanks :)
2018-08-06 23:39
#117
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Canada kthxy0 
Canada 16-0 USA, expected
2018-08-06 10:04
Bro this isn't a normal Canada team, Canadian LANs are so ez honestly all my placements are better there :)
2018-08-06 23:40
This happens a lot at lower tier lans that are open to anyone.
2018-08-06 10:06
16-0s happen a lot but 2 of them in a row is rare :) Plus those on the losing end of it are always too ashamed to AMA. Unlike me, I'm ugly and I'm proud.
2018-08-06 23:41
Reminds me of my first 1.6 LAN tournament. Pure catastrophy.
2018-08-06 10:08
Wish I could blame it on that but this was my 11th LAN XD I just did a bad job putting my team together though, I'll be sure not to have this happen again.
2018-08-06 23:42
no doubt you got 16-0'd, one of your mates is called nova
2018-08-06 10:26
I had beaten a main mix with NoVa the last time I played with him so honestly he wasn't the problem.
2018-08-06 23:42
#124
shox | 
Russia Shurnd 
<2500 elo dont deserve hltv
2018-08-06 10:29
#169
Xyp9x | 
Ukraine krays 
And non premium cheater 5 ruski stacks aren't allowed too :)
2018-08-06 16:41
They're allowed, they're just not allowed to cheat :D
2018-08-06 23:44
Are you understand CS??? Pickup games don't represent actual skill. There's a moderate correlation but that's it.
2018-08-06 23:44
#133
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Europe tweekzter 
gj - at least you can make fun of it. =)
2018-08-06 14:10
Yep lol it's just a funny time for the history books
2018-08-06 23:46
0-16 lol
2018-08-06 14:25
Happens
2018-08-06 23:46
Stupid idiot.
2018-08-06 14:40
...ok...
2018-08-06 23:46
I have had pretty much the same experience back in the 1.6 days. We have won like 11 rounds in 3 games :D
2018-08-06 14:46
Feels rough XD There's always the next one though, and you learn something new every LAN ^^
2018-08-06 23:47
Thats true. I attended a lot of lans in my life(as a player and as a viewer + different games). You will always remeber the first one even if you got destroyed
2018-08-07 12:37
Yep will never forget my first one either. Probably always gonna remember this one too lol it was quite eventful.
2018-08-07 14:07
#167
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Poland Czari10 
at least you tried
2018-08-06 16:38
U have played against one of the best Brazilian teams ATM, that´s a great achieve. (T1 is not on the same level as the MiBR/LG, but when they were in Brazil, they gained practically everything)
2018-08-06 16:44
Yea it's not every day you get that opportunity, definitely gonna watch that demo at least twice :)
2018-08-07 00:12
#171
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World Tenshi_R 
i see catez was 0-16'd thrice so your result isn't impressive
2018-08-06 16:49
thrice? and what do you mean impressive?
2018-08-07 00:16
Ian 'catez' Cates 0:16 k/d on a 0:16 map topkek
2018-08-06 17:43
#186
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Finland Smoonah 
lul was about to say same ironic thjng
2018-08-06 23:41
you and the whole thread m8
2018-08-07 00:16
#205
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Finland Smoonah 
illuminati
2018-08-07 00:25
ye prb
2018-08-07 00:53
happens
2018-08-07 00:16
What were your thoughts on Philly?
2018-08-06 23:40
Dislike, the roads are super narrow, there's really not much cool stuff, and theres a bunch of poor people walking around asking for money all the time. Appologize for the delayed response I somehow skipped over this question without noticing it.
2018-08-08 22:46
#197
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Netherlands Deji 
Na cs
2018-08-06 23:52
ikr we're so good we 16-0 each other
2018-08-07 00:54
#257
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Netherlands Deji 
When do you get a hltv profile picture
2018-08-07 08:30
When I do well enough that people care about me
2018-08-07 14:07
#269
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Netherlands Deji 
ah ok nice
2018-08-07 18:27
NA CS meme found out to be true
2018-08-07 00:17
its a meme come true
2018-08-07 00:55
#206
DrLejos | 
North America hillR 
at least ur better than s1mple at something hltv.org/stats/players/compare/17466/DrL..
2018-08-07 00:29
:D and ty for frandom means a lot <3
2018-08-07 00:55
I was there
2018-08-07 00:32
same
2018-08-07 01:22
keep moving forward i mean lg were 16-0d before and they wont on to win 2 majors. navi was also 16-0d by mouz but now they beat them more often than not.
2018-08-07 00:35
yes of course, we smart we loyal we learners
2018-08-07 02:39
GodLejos!
2018-08-07 00:43
:D
2018-08-07 03:45
#217
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Reunion Malala1488 
why didnt you make your team name killing monkeys, i would be a fan of that
2018-08-07 03:48
Are you kidding me? Fragadelphia->Fragadolphia->Fragadolphin->Frag dolphin->The Frag Dolphins is not the best name NA?????
2018-08-07 04:02
#223
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Reunion Malala1488 
fan of killing monkeys > fan of the frag dolphins
2018-08-07 04:11
disagree
2018-08-07 04:30
#229
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Reunion Malala1488 
Don't you get it?
2018-08-07 04:31
I don't really
2018-08-07 04:32
#232
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Reunion Malala1488 
"fan of killing monkeys" hover over the mibr thing next to my flag
2018-08-07 04:33
ok
2018-08-07 04:34
#236
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Reunion Malala1488 
so do you get it?
2018-08-07 04:45
ya I just don't think it's funnier
2018-08-07 05:38
#243
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Reunion Malala1488 
oh ok
2018-08-07 05:40
#218
RUSH | 
United States ShawnM 
13 kills on Lan.. Better than I'll ever get
2018-08-07 03:48
I mean yea it could always be worse XD
2018-08-07 05:39
#222
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United States CrispyBox 
Don't give up man, it just shows how much you have to do to perform on Lan, let this be a lesson and maybe one day you'll get up to the greats
2018-08-07 04:07
Definitely, we smart we loyal we learners
2018-08-07 05:39
all im saying is my man NoVa did his job
2018-08-07 04:14
as his teammate I can confirm this
2018-08-07 05:39
lol n1
2018-08-07 04:16
ty
2018-08-07 14:09
#244
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Brazil LukeCS 
Did you kick catez 0-16?
2018-08-07 05:43
no you saw we didn't kick him he played the whole lan + besides by the time he went 0 and 16 it would have been too late to kick him anyway
2018-08-07 14:09
atleast tell me that you were having some fun otherwise its pretty pointless to go on LAN so unprepared I mean even me + 4 randoms on faceit would get a few rounds against this tier5ers
2018-08-07 06:18
It was a lot of fun trust me as his teammate NoVa i can say that much. It was a mix team and both me and lejos are awpers so it was a little difficult for me personally to take a step back esp since not everyone showed up to their fullest (no blame on teamm8s) It was a great experience nonetheless and a lot to learn from
2018-08-07 06:36
What nova said. And no, most of faceit's playerbase would have been 16-0d by both these teams.
2018-08-08 03:37
just enjoy it. it's not like it's gonna happen all the time
2018-08-07 06:43
3.5 more weeks til the next LAN :)
2018-08-08 02:54
#256
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Brazil cadik 
its ok bruh one game you lost against best country in the world Brazil you shouldn't worry about it brazil always best other game hmmm you should think about it
2018-08-07 06:49
I mean you've got a point Canada is probably the best country in the world. Still shouldn't be getting 16-0d so I def made some mistakes with how I assembled this team.
2018-08-08 02:55
well at least you got 8 rounds on the last match :D, good luck on the next ones though
2018-08-07 08:39
yea, I wanted to win that one personally but I just did such a bad job putting my team together :) and ty, 3.5 weeks til next lan ^^
2018-08-08 03:00
#263
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Faroe Islands YesntNamer 
there was a team in world csgo championship that lost bo3 16-0 16-0 i think bolivia against someone cant remember hah
2018-08-07 14:08
yep, post #15
2018-08-08 03:00
I'm jealous people that go to ''lower tier'' na lans get hltv profiles while here in my country we don't.
2018-08-07 15:30
Copenhagen games used to do HLTV coverage and then CPH stopped letting them in for some stupid reason. Hope you guys get an open LAN to do that again (maybe petition dreamhack winter and maybe they'd do it?) , it's an awesome privilege to have.
2018-08-08 03:01
NA in a nutshell, nice tier 9999 team. Your team should drop you.
2018-08-07 15:34
what team
2018-08-08 03:01
you can retire or go pro in other game?
2018-08-08 03:41
why???
2018-08-08 03:48
becouse, not working man! no hope at all!!!!! you if not and kept loosing? go play cod pro or overwotch? if not than go try improvining aim or finding tier 2 teams
2018-08-08 03:52
it is working I'm constantly getting better. much hope at all. you is stupid.
2018-08-08 03:53
kys
2018-08-08 03:41
why??
2018-08-08 03:48
keep your strong
2018-08-08 03:49
...ok...
2018-08-08 03:49
#280
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Serbia BalkanGuy15 
just move on, shit happens
2018-08-08 03:43
well ya lol I'm not hung up on it I'm just here to answer questions
2018-08-08 03:48
#294
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Serbia BalkanGuy15 
yeah man don't worry
2018-08-08 03:49
don't you worry either you're in good hands
2018-08-08 03:50
#281
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Yugoslavia bosnak 
blame team
2018-08-08 03:44
my fault for putting it together, I chose a bad mix of players
2018-08-08 03:49
#298
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Yugoslavia bosnak 
-silvers +players stop play with noobs like them, you crearly tryed with them but no hope, At least go find some better na player. and practise more aimbot!
2018-08-08 03:50
thank you for the advice mr. bosnak
2018-08-08 03:53
#308
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Yugoslavia bosnak 
np men!
2018-08-08 03:57
#282
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Faroe Islands smex1 
stop playing deadmach
2018-08-08 03:44
why
2018-08-08 03:47
#286
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Faroe Islands smex1 
-deadmach -compatetive chosen 1
2018-08-08 03:48
deathmatch helps you improve the aspects of your game that you utilize in competitive play
2018-08-08 03:49
feelsbadman, blame your team and quit.
2018-08-08 03:49
LOL
2018-08-08 03:50
drlejos Fuck all haters
2018-08-08 03:49
preach it brother
2018-08-08 03:50
How did you get qualified to the Fragadelphia? Or is it a free-to-play event?
2018-08-08 03:52
#302
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United States autimaticTV 
pay $500 per team
2018-08-08 03:53
#303
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France Crystal21 
-16-0'd 2 times in row -compatative playeR -in 'PRO' team pick
2018-08-08 03:53
I pick the first two. Literally n0thing pro about my teams.
2018-08-08 03:54
sorry
2018-08-08 03:53
its ok its not your fault
2018-08-08 03:54
#309
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Indonesia EvilPolish 
keep playing, I believe in you, brother. You will get better.
2018-08-08 03:57
ty
2018-08-08 04:00
#311
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Croatia mds818 
tbh worst performance on lan my "team" had is choking from 11-4 to 13 16 and getting rekt 16 4 by best player in the country(and some of his teammates) because of stupid reasons(losing 4v2s, post plants etc)
2018-08-08 04:08
been there, I've blown a 12-3 T half on cache to strings codydixon and yelrad. its that kind of exp that teaches you how to close though.
2018-08-08 04:12
#313
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Croatia mds818 
meh tbh, we wnt to 2 lans 1 top8 other 2nd place(roughly 24 teams on both lans) but not to make a long story... we got koed by the same team both times, regarding my players(i'm pretty much a coach calling strats etc) could legit be low tier 2 players if they played properly, why I said "team" is basically because they're not a team they're not playing or training together its just one lineup which goes on lans and gg
2018-08-08 04:17
Did your dad pay the buy-in?
2018-08-08 22:48
*cough* NA CS *cough*
2018-08-08 22:53
god
2018-08-08 22:56
Ama ez report
2018-08-08 23:00
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