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RAIN GOAT OF CSGO
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Norway Raintop1 
hello men) of HLTV.org today i tell you why Håvard "Rain" Nygaard is the real GOAT when it comes to CS. let us start with actual CS, to this day Rain is the only player in the world to eat cigarette on camera, what a GOD this proves that you might as well just give up if you are in a cigarette eating competition with Rain because you know he is just going to beat your ass anyway. he has also managed to stay on top level CS despite being on a pretty low tier team (LGB). he was also part of Kinguin and G2 which is owned by idk lmao who cares, this man also was captain of idk lul. this proves that Rain only hangs out with the raddest dudes in the scene. Rain is also a notorious pussy slayer, we know this as he slept with former teammate Joakeim "jkaem" Myrbostads girlfriend while they were still in the same team, could you be more ballsy? Unfortunately Rain was caught and he made Jkaem cuckold while watching him do the sexy. at the time Robban "twofaced" Toledo who secretly runs the show at FAZE. FalleN claimed that Rain was too much of a god to play csgo that this is a lie and FalleN got rid of him because he knew that Rain was one of the godliest players in the whole game and that there should be a church made only for the god himself RAIN HE IS TOP 1 AFTER ALL Rain is also party boy and lets be real who wouldnt want to party with him, he is known at every bar and nightclub in Norway and just being near him is bound to get you some free drinks. he is also easy to spot in a club as you simply have to look for the man railing lines of coke off a hooker's ass while his 14th girlfriend is just on the other side of the club. "VIL DU HAR MER?" he says to the barman as another cup of yung lean doer shawty you what it dooo is sent his way. he is also very sexy, taking one look at his google will remove any doubts you may have, some of my favourites: i.ytimg.com/vi/84KHUonofDU/maxresdefault.. i.ytimg.com/vi/LLNY-o49tgQ/maxresdefault.. pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/69099980527.. Rain is big animal lover, he owns multiple dog shelters in Norway and once took down an entire illegal dog fighting ring headed by FalleN by himself using only an official urmom lul lisence. his reason for being very rich is because he owns his own clothing brand Raintop1 and this is also his CS team, taking one look at the Rain we know he is the sexiest and most cigarette eating champion int he world , fellow CS GOAT Olof "Olofmeister" Kajaber is a big fan of rains biceps FalleN also has his own gaming brand where he makes games about him getting owned by the god himelself Rain. Rain would never do something so immoral, he always makes sure his workers get paid top NOK and a complimentary brick of coke at the end of every month for their hard work and dedication another thing that makes Rain GOAT is that FalleN is scared of him, FalleN is supposedly Brazil CS Godfather or something like that but all evidence shows that FalleN is scared of Rain because he is never seen peeking rain on mid. Rain also has heart of gold, when all of the Norwegian players were betrayed such as Joakin "Jkaem-" Myrbostad, Rain was nice enough to take them under the G2. FalleN made sure that jkaem`s career was ruined when he teamed up with Duncan "Thorin" Shields to ruin it but once again Rain foiled FalleN's evil plan and made sure Jkaem- had a future, WHAT A NICE MAN! Rain is also martial artist, i find news report that tells me that Rain saw a woman get robbed in Grønland buy a group of immigrants, Rain dispatched of all of them easily and made sure this woman got home safely by driving her home in his Lamborghini Aventador which the Prime minister gifted to him for his outstanding contributions to society FalleN's mibr is not GOAT mibr, Rain was part of the original Kinguin lineup where he made a name for himself merking every loser in sight to get to the top, he is still king to this day. tldr: Rain GOAT because he is rich, pussy slayer and much better than FalleN will ever be -Raintop1
2018-08-06 20:55
#1
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United States Burgerbrain 
I get your argument, but the true reason why rain is the goat of CS is that there is no reason to go outside when it's raining, so you have a lot of time to play the game.
2018-08-06 20:56
#4
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+11111 Very true he is from coastal region of Norway therefore it rains it pours it rains it pours i came i saw
2018-08-06 20:57
#11
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United States Burgerbrain 
Yes, Rain is the rain god and when the rain god wants it to rain it's gonna rain for the rain god.
2018-08-06 20:58
#12
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+1 You are 200IQ
2018-08-06 20:59
#15
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United States Burgerbrain 
My name checks out.
2018-08-06 20:59
#17
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Burger is smart since all love burger)
2018-08-06 20:59
#18
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Dallas burger best burger
2018-08-06 21:00
#20
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United States Burgerbrain 
+1
2018-08-06 21:00
#2
yxo | 
Kyrgyzstan NeaRipS 
Every thing chekcs out
2018-08-06 20:59
#3
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+1
2018-08-06 20:56
#5
s1mple | 
United Arab Emirates yowassup 
hello men)
2018-08-06 20:57
#7
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
))))hello)) dimi))tri
2018-08-06 20:57
btw Dosia X GOD is GOAT of all time
2018-08-06 20:58
#13
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Reported 2 times
2018-08-06 20:59
ok men)
2018-08-06 20:59
#19
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
shanks u
2018-08-06 21:00
FNX IS THE GOAT OF CS
2018-08-06 20:57
#8
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Wtf reported raintop1 god tier
2018-08-06 20:57
ok happy_2_major_niko_0_major alt
2018-08-06 21:01
#24
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Im not happy_2_major_niko_0 major alt wtf?
2018-08-06 21:02
FNX goat of IRL
2018-08-06 22:09
agreed
2018-08-06 22:21
#66
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
No -1 both of u and reported
2018-08-08 12:03
pronax = 3 major fnx = 2 major pronax > fnx
2018-08-12 01:57
fnx has less majors, but more booties around him so fnx > whole csgo community (including me)
2018-08-12 21:25
pronax = 3 major fnx = 2 major pronax > fnx
2018-08-12 22:23
tl;dr
2018-08-06 20:58
#14
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
tldr: Rain GOAT because he is rich, pussy slayer and much better than FalleN will ever be
2018-08-06 20:59
shit player
2018-08-06 21:01
#23
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Jonathan E coming cya in 10 yrs
2018-08-06 21:01
Ye he gonna ban you cya in 10yrs
2018-08-06 21:02
#27
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Jonathan E on speed dial
2018-08-06 21:02
#25
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Ukraine EarthAintFlat 
who
2018-08-06 21:02
#29
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
NT crimea
2018-08-06 21:02
average tier 1 player. why? look at his stats and impact.
2018-08-06 21:02
Just eco frags
2018-08-06 21:03
+1
2018-08-06 21:07
#67
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
stfu lol he gets ez kills when he go eco pow pow glawks
2018-08-08 12:03
#32
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Dude hes top1 hltv is covering it up ,why isnt the godt who 1 tapped tabsen with 1 bullet left from b tunnels top 1? The god on cache who 1v5èd the there and then easily with no struggle, 1v4 vs vp with 1 vp against pasha in heaven and dodging the molotov the top 1?
2018-08-06 21:03
how rain top 1 when koosta exist... koosta is the best player ever.
2018-08-06 21:07
#47
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
--------1
2018-08-06 21:07
#30
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Denmark devvegod_pt2 
Average tier 5 player
2018-08-06 21:03
#33
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
-1
2018-08-06 21:04
#48
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Denmark devvegod_pt2 
-11
2018-08-06 21:08
#68
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
-111
2018-08-08 12:03
#70
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Denmark devvegod_pt2 
-666
2018-08-08 15:52
-6969
2018-08-08 15:55
#77
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Denmark devvegod_pt2 
-66666969696996969696969699696666
2018-08-08 18:47
Fifflaren_1_major_rain_0_major Fifflaren holds the 87-0 LAN record. Fifflaren is a major winner.
2018-08-06 21:04
#36
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Irrelevant
2018-08-06 21:04
Rain is nothing compared to fifflaren so yes, rain is irrelevant.
2018-08-06 21:05
#40
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
-1 go get killed by death penalty
2018-08-06 21:06
Truth hearts. Rain killed the major title :>
2018-08-06 21:07
#45
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Reported
2018-08-06 21:07
lmao no
2018-08-06 21:04
#37
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
NT go bosnian civil war and die man)
2018-08-06 21:04
Your argument is pointless, peasent.
2018-08-06 21:10
#51
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
peasant* typical 3rd worlder
2018-08-06 21:10
#38
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Norway JorgyZ 
+1 i approve of this GOAT thread
2018-08-06 21:05
#41
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+1 Finally some smart people on here
2018-08-06 21:06
1potniaR- eb reve lliw NellaF naht retteb hcum dna reyals yssup ,hcir si eh esuaceb TAOG niaR :rdlt .yad siht ot gnik llits si eh ,pot eht ot teg ot thgis ni resol yreve gnikrem flesmih rof eman a edam eh erehw puenil niugniK lanigiro eht fo trap saw niaR ,rbim TAOG ton si rbim s'NellaF yteicos ot snoitubirtnoc gnidnatstuo sih rof mih ot detfig retsinim emirP eht hcihw rodatnevA inihgrobmaL sih ni emoh reh gnivird yb ylefas emoh tog namow siht erus edam dna ylisae meht fo lla fo dehctapsid niaR ,stnargimmi fo puorg a yub dnalnørG ni debbor teg namow a was niaR taht em sllet taht troper swen dnif i ,tsitra laitram osla si niaR !NAM ECIN A TAHW ,erutuf a dah -meakJ erus edam dna nalp live s'NellaF deliof niaR niaga ecno tub ti niur ot sdleihS "nirohT" nacnuD htiw pu demaet eh nehw deniur saw reerac s`meakj taht erus edam NellaF .2G eht rednu meht ekat ot hguone ecin saw niaR ,datsobryM "-meakJ" nikaoJ sa hcus deyarteb erew sreyalp naigewroN eht fo lla nehw ,dlog fo traeh sah osla niaR .dim no niar gnikeep nees reven si eh esuaceb niaR fo deracs si NellaF taht swohs ecnedive lla tub taht ekil gnihtemos ro rehtafdoG SC lizarB yldesoppus si NellaF ,mih fo deracs si NellaF taht si TAOG niaR sekam taht gniht rehtona noitacided dna krow drah rieht rof htnom yreve fo dne eht ta ekoc fo kcirb yratnemilpmoc a dna KON pot diap teg srekrow sih erus sekam syawla eh ,larommi os gnihtemos od reven dluow niaR .niaR fleslemih dog eht yb denwo gnitteg mih tuoba semag sekam eh erehw dnarb gnimag nwo sih sah osla NellaF specib sniar fo naf gib a si rebajaK "retsiemfolO" folO TAOG SC wollef , dlrow eh tni noipmahc gnitae etteragic tsom dna tseixes eht si eh wonk ew niaR eht ta kool eno gnikat ,maet SC sih osla si siht dna 1potniaR dnarb gnihtolc nwo sih snwo eh esuaceb si hcir yrev gnieb rof nosaer sih .ecnesil lul momru laiciffo na ylno gnisu flesmih yb NellaF yb dedaeh gnir gnithgif god lagelli eritne na nwod koot ecno dna yawroN ni sretlehs god elpitlum snwo eh ,revol lamina gib si niaR ..72508999096/segami_eliforp/moc.gmiwt.sbp ..tluafedserxam/Qgt94o-YNLL/iv/moc.gmity.i ..tluafedserxam/UDfonoUHK48/iv/moc.gmity.i :setiruovaf ym fo emos ,evah yam uoy stbuod yna evomer lliw elgoog sih ta kool eno gnikat ,yxes yrev osla si eh .yaw sih tnes si oood ti tahw uoy ytwahs reod nael gnuy fo puc rehtona sa namrab eht ot syas eh "?REM RAH UD LIV" .bulc eht fo edis rehto eht no tsuj si dneirflrig ht41 sih elihw ssa s'rekooh a ffo ekoc fo senil gniliar nam eht rof kool ot evah ylpmis uoy sa bulc a ni tops ot ysae osla si eh .sknird eerf emos uoy teg ot dnuob si mih raen gnieb tsuj dna yawroN ni bulcthgin dna rab yreve ta nwonk si eh ,mih htiw ytrap ot tnaw tndluow ohw laer eb stel dna yob ytrap osla si niaR LLA RETFA 1 POT SI EH NIAR flesmih dog eht rof ylno edam hcruhc a eb dluohs ereht taht dna emag elohw eht ni sreyalp tseildog eht fo eno saw niaR taht wenk eh esuaceb mih fo dir tog NellaF dna eil a si siht taht ogsc yalp ot dog a fo hcum oot saw niaR taht demialc NellaF .EZAF ta wohs eht snur ylterces ohw odeloT "decafowt" nabboR emit eht ta .yxes eht od mih gnihctaw elihw dlokcuc meakJ edam eh dna thguac saw niaR yletanutrofnU ?ysllab erom eb uoy dluoc ,maet emas eht ni llits erew yeht elihw dneirflrig sdatsobryM "meakj" miekaoJ etammaet remrof htiw tpels eh sa siht wonk ew ,reyals yssup suoiroton a osla si niaR .enecs eht ni sedud tseddar eht htiw tuo sgnah ylno niaR taht sevorp siht .lul kdi fo niatpac saw osla nam siht ,serac ohw oaml kdi yb denwo si hcihw 2G dna niugniK fo trap osla saw eh .)BGL( maet reit wol ytterp a no gnieb etipsed SC level pot no yats ot deganam osla sah eh .yawyna ssa ruoy taeb ot gniog tsuj si eh wonk uoy esuaceb niaR htiw noititepmoc gnitae etteragic a ni era uoy fi pu evig tsuj llew sa thgim uoy taht sevorp siht DOG a tahw ,aremac no etteragic tae ot dlrow eht ni reyalp ylno eht si niaR yad siht ot ,SC lautca htiw trats su tel .SC ot semoc ti nehw TAOG laer eht si draagyN "niaR" dravåH yhw uoy llet i yadot gro.VTLH fo )nem olleh
2018-08-06 21:07
#52
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+1 finally someone gets it
2018-08-06 21:11
#49
Xyp9x | 
Portugal CRMN1 
happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-08-06 21:09
#53
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Never heard of him
2018-08-06 21:11
#54
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Finland HasuMeemi 
+1
2018-08-06 21:13
#65
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+11111
2018-08-08 12:01
+1 good post Mr Raintop1 i think i read it somewhere before but i not sure where
2018-08-06 21:15
#64
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Thank you mr.happy_2_major_niko_0_major i agree im feeling dejavú but i wrote this myself and did not copy paste it from another hltv thread so dont worry.
2018-08-08 12:01
it is very nice :)
2018-08-08 12:33
JW is the only player who can beat Rain Suggested name change for you: "Rain_Tier_1_Team_Coldzera_noob_team
2018-08-06 21:33
#63
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
-1 reported
2018-08-08 12:00
rain asian gey lmfao
2018-08-06 22:08
#62
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Im Norwegian but my eyes looks chinese so stfu
2018-08-08 12:00
wannabe happy_2_major_niko_0_major go to reddit. stop trying to be him
2018-08-06 22:11
#61
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
No it was just coincidenze
2018-08-08 12:00
+1
2018-08-08 15:57
SOMEONE SAY ECO?
2018-08-08 15:57
+1 RainMonsta Fer = Budget Rain
2018-08-08 15:57
#85
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+1
2018-08-12 01:47
#75
pronax | 
Russia Ducat 
you mean a female rain
2018-08-08 16:00
#81
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
+2
2018-08-12 01:47
Pointless thread. Why go through the trouble?
2018-08-08 16:09
#82
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Yes
2018-08-12 01:47
olof is the GOAT END OF STORY
2018-08-08 18:48
#83
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Reportred
2018-08-12 01:47
everybody knows that rain is budget ferGOD nt
2018-08-08 18:48
#84
rain | 
Norway Raintop1 
Reported
2018-08-12 01:47
rainGODtop1 was right -Agent Harold
2018-08-12 21:28
everyone is budget rain rain top1
2018-08-12 21:30
LOL! Everyone knows that my boy Fifflaren is the GOAT.
2018-08-12 22:58
Who?
2018-08-12 23:01
rainGOD TOP 1, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeees rain
2018-08-12 23:02
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