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BEST PICKUP LINE
Sweden Parmera5442 
What are the best pickup lines to use at a bar or club trying to meet girls?
2018-08-07 20:24
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#1
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Don’t use pickup lines. /closed
2018-08-07 20:25
+1. Be your self. Smile. Make sure people around you can see that you are having fun. Approach the girl you like and ask whats her name is and take it from there.
2018-08-08 01:05
#63
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Canada Surzz 
+1
2018-08-08 09:18
#2
AM | 
Brazil YARRAKTARES 
- nice legs, what time do they open?
2018-08-07 20:25
When you exit her line of sight, i assume.
2018-08-07 20:28
#13
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Brazil YARRAKTARES 
haha nice one xD
2018-08-07 20:44
Thanks dude! Also i like your nickname, 10/10
2018-08-07 20:51
#55
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Sweden aer1aL 
They open the same time as i pull this trigger, want me to open them?
2018-08-08 08:53
You ruined everything
2018-08-08 13:45
#109
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Sweden aer1aL 
Why did the room smell like baby oil all the sudden?
2018-08-08 13:50
Hey girl, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
2018-08-07 20:26
Hey girl, nice teeth. Wanna blowjob?
2018-08-07 20:30
#4
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
What's long and hard and will get you in bed with me tonight??? My knife ... now get in the van
2018-08-07 20:26
#16
lsd | 
Germany dzynK 
Haha
2018-08-07 20:51
Lol
2018-08-08 10:43
#5
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Denmark FazeUpAssDown 
Lol
2018-08-07 20:36
#7
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Brunei throw_officer 
oof , best one atm =D
2018-08-07 20:29
#9
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Italy Batman21241 
suck my dick dirty ho
2018-08-07 20:30
#12
jasonR | 
Macau Awinely 
U wanna sum fuk?
2018-08-07 20:33
Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. if you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling. Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Are you African? Cause you're a frican babe Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you. Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. Is your name wifi? Cause I'm feeling a strong connection. Wanna know what's on the menu? Me-n-u I'll be Burger King, you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.
2018-08-07 20:50
#31
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Portugal wiseGOD 
n1s
2018-08-08 00:53
Sadly most of these only work in english
2018-08-08 01:39
wifi works anywhere :D
2018-08-08 08:51
copy pasta 0/10 no effort
2018-08-08 11:45
lmfao this is the best one Wanna know what's on the menu? Me-n-u
2018-08-08 16:48
#18
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Germany GoBIG0rGoHome 
go to her say hey.... then smalltalk and be like u are and at the end as her for her number... actually girls want that a man is just how he is always lol
2018-08-07 21:00
+1 for me tho it's not much about the women wanting you as you are, cus at first she doens't even know you... it's more about me not wanting to put a facade
2018-08-08 00:35
#35
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Germany GoBIG0rGoHome 
im just trying to be the funny crazy guy im always... 2 chances.. she likea it or she can go masturbating for the rest of her life
2018-08-08 01:09
AHAHAHA
2018-08-08 01:09
#38
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Germany GoBIG0rGoHome 
why should i fuck a girl that doesnt accept me lol
2018-08-08 01:10
i was just laughing but you can keep going
2018-08-08 01:31
+2
2018-08-08 00:50
#34
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Netherlands Deji 
+1 today at the beach 2 arab guys talking with russian girls and ended up with their numbers
2018-08-08 01:08
#37
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Germany GoBIG0rGoHome 
just be natural... as i wrote at #35
2018-08-08 01:09
#19
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United Kingdom ToxicToma 
Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a foot long My dick may be 4 inches, but it smells like a foot
2018-08-07 21:01
#20
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
What's the difference between a 5 year old school girl and a Ferrari... I have never been inside a Ferrari .
2018-08-08 00:26
#22
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France oldman 
Yikes
2018-08-08 00:31
jokes or not i would pick your words wisely , cause also people who make jokes about it are thinking about this subject first . So that makes you probably a pedo in progress .
2018-08-08 08:46
#58
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
It's called a oke you drip. Another weak person in the world. Make sure you never laugh at anyone falling over, a racist joke told by friends or anything of the sort. Just seen your name nevermind you're a retard.
2018-08-08 08:57
Lol yea
2018-08-08 11:30
#86
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
You wouldnt dare this joke in prison mr funny pedo guy?
2018-08-08 11:33
#94
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
In prison ? Lool you wouldnt dare say anything to my face Mr keyboard warrior peasant. That's the problem with bullied fact it's these days literally cry overv words but have said and laughed at jokes just as dark or worse but to scared to admit it. No accountability .. It's called dark humour you may understand different humour levels when you hit puberty and put your dick in someone for the first time.
2018-08-08 11:43
#97
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
People who bring out the virginitycard, are 100% the virgin themselves. U mad bro?
2018-08-08 11:52
#99
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
Yep been in a relationship for 6 years and am a virgin. No comeback? focused on the virgin word alone . Uses the word mad bro, kid confirmed go ask mummy what accountability means and puberty.
2018-08-08 11:56
#101
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
Do you feel offended or something? No need to talk about your life, I do not care. Just funny see you mad over this pedosubject. Weak spot maybe, only time can tell.
2018-08-08 11:59
Then the kid copies my response. Let me know where abouts you live so I can come and order a chicken legend meal with a coke from you. Uneducated peasant
2018-08-08 12:53
#105
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
You can pass the address to your girl if she wants a real dick for once in her life?
2018-08-08 13:20
Sure your 1 inch maggot isn't classed as a real dick. I'll gladly buy some tweezers for you though just send me your Amazon wish list link and you can show the girls that's it's not a clit.
2018-08-08 13:43
#110
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
Yep you got me Im actually a girl She still prefer my clit over your clit
2018-08-08 14:04
Peasant logic
2018-08-08 14:58
#115
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
Peasent logic > pedophile logic
2018-08-08 15:38
Copied again? You capable of making up your own material ? Can't even troll right. Bye kid
2018-08-08 16:00
#123
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
Bye Pedo :)
2018-08-08 17:07
steroids confirmed
2018-08-08 16:40
#100
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Sweden MANDlNGO 
+1 Biggest pedo on hltv
2018-08-08 11:56
#79
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Russia grEminence 
Reported.
2018-08-08 11:26
Im feeling thank you
2018-08-08 00:29
#75
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United States gtmaniacmda 
xantares fucked zaaz confirmed on HLTV????
2018-08-08 10:56
This thread explain a lot about the legend of hltv virgins
2018-08-08 00:38
#25
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France Qu0sT 
Don't use pick up lines please, unless you are beautiful. Anyway here are the worst but still usable _Hey can you help i have something that is missing? _sure what? _your number in my phone Hey can we take a picture together so I can provr the entire world that angel exists? Can you help to stick out this arrow of my back please? A fucking flying naked kiddo with wings shot it at me when i saw you. My friends bet that i can't start a conversation with the most gorgeous girl in this club. You want to drink with their money? Here is 10 bucks, let's drink till you find me handsome. Can i follow and stay with you a bit? My parents teached me to always follow my dreams. Hey i'm here. What were your two other wishes? All i remember someone using them succesfully right now. Have fun!
2018-08-08 00:40
#27
United States hdz` 
how many guys did you bang with these?
2018-08-08 00:45
#28
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France Qu0sT 
Eksdee Euh no aie ameuh not gay dou you say zat becose im french? Honestly my actual girfliend come from the last one, the only one i tried not for fun. Never said the ones that are made for bars or clubs btw.
2018-08-08 00:47
#29
United States hdz` 
i was asking for personal reasons actually. im looking to bang some duders
2018-08-08 00:50
#133
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France Qu0sT 
Have fun then!
2018-08-09 11:20
Say: hey you’re cute. Wanna go get some squid with me sometime?
2018-08-08 00:44
hey grill you want some good sex? no then you came to the right guy
2018-08-08 01:12
Xaxaxa fago
2018-08-08 09:39
#80
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Russia grEminence 
LUL
2018-08-08 11:29
#41
cyx | 
Canada CyxDEADLOL 
What up my en-word, wanna hang out and smoke some rock?
2018-08-08 01:15
#76
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United States gtmaniacmda 
pick-up girls, not pick-up your homies in your dodge charger
2018-08-08 10:57
Nah doggie just go up to a girl and go like “ what up my bitch wanna fuck my en word”
2018-08-08 20:26
or years ago, when i was backpacking across western europe, i was just outside barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount tibidabo. i was at the end of this path, and i came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. it was dead silent. gorgeous. and across the lake i saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...
2018-08-08 01:16
sup fucker want my cock up your bum
2018-08-08 01:40
Sätter du på kaffet så sätter jag på dig
2018-08-08 11:21
+1
2018-08-08 16:34
*show your bank account value * hey bitch do you want some money?
2018-08-08 01:47
#47
NEO | 
Macedonia ElGancho 
Are u from Africa? Cuz i wanna know Kenya suck my dick
2018-08-08 01:53
#48
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Turkey Dicktionary 
Jesus this is the best one so far loooooooooooollll
2018-08-08 02:21
#50
NEO | 
Macedonia ElGancho 
Yees
2018-08-08 08:40
#49
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Finland Smoonah 
so sick of these hentai weeaboo dipshits.
2018-08-08 02:25
#59
f0rest | 
Europe Skookey 
when the real virgins use words like weeaboo whatever the fuck that means
2018-08-08 08:58
#128
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Finland Smoonah 
google it you illiterate pillock.
2018-08-08 18:11
Get laid maggot
2018-08-08 20:35
#51
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Norway insy 
"I wanna fuck you up your ass." youtu.be/UujicXlioGg
2018-08-08 08:45
do you really smell that good or i'm just used to the garbage while being homeless
2018-08-08 08:55
Dude you have ultimate weapon in your middle pocket and you use cheesy lines? Just show the dick and ez.
2018-08-08 09:03
i want them to like me cause of my personality and inner beauty jk i just dont wanna get arrested for exhibicionism by showing my phallos left and right
2018-08-08 09:08
#82
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Russia grEminence 
Show it up. LUL
2018-08-08 11:31
I was in the night club with ma fellas and we found 2 spanish teacher students studying at Finland for a period of time. We chat with em and sit them on table and continue chat. Then suddenly one of our mate appears from somewhere off the bar and lays 2 hands on the table, watching both girls in the eyes slowly 1 by 1 and asking with 100% poker face, Do you like dick in the ass? Well we manage to get them to the another night club with us but in the end we were so drunk we got tossed out of FatLady and we lost connection to the girls. RIP, good journey tho, Later that night some ambulance and police came to the house we were partying on but didnt even have to go for nightjail cuz I was passed out. When I woke up they told me I came through the door, it was apartment-building. Not even bad, 160 euros for door and big hangover.
2018-08-08 08:55
#61
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World Dingospo 
Buy a bmw keychain put it on the table and say nothing. Girls are getting more superficial by the day
2018-08-08 09:04
Yeah drive there with poor Opel and then put BMW keychain on table. What a nice idea. Also BMW girls are usually IQ 30 so idk.
2018-08-08 09:22
#66
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World Dingospo 
Hey, he said pickup line, I assumed he doesn't want to marry them. In that case the lower the IQ the bigger the chance XD
2018-08-08 09:31
seems like someone is driving shitty opel but the BMW boys always steals the girl infront of him
2018-08-08 11:44
Nt But I have A6
2018-08-08 11:53
theres 5 zeros in audi 4 in the front and one in drivers seat
2018-08-08 12:11
Good one!
2018-08-08 12:11
#85
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Russia grEminence 
What if she sees ur actual car? Or u wanna bang her right in a club/bar?
2018-08-08 11:34
#113
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World Dingospo 
Hey, he wanted to pick her up, everything else is up to him hahaha
2018-08-08 14:38
#68
KRIMZ | 
Denmark slacking 
Wanna Australian kiss? It's like french kiss but down under. -Wanna go out? -I have a bf - I have a yellow fish. since we're talking about things that don't matter
2018-08-08 09:46
#87
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Russia grEminence 
LUL
2018-08-08 11:34
#69
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
nt prokda I was don’t know this details I aren’t think that I am outside everyday (because one of my favourite things to do is bmx)
2018-08-08 09:54
#71
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Sweden klvmeister 
Sup bitch, wanna fuck?
2018-08-08 09:59
#89
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Russia grEminence 
U must be a Don Huan in ur hood.
2018-08-08 11:36
GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNIEES AND START SUCKING OR ELSE I WILL BLOW UP. 100% succesrate
2018-08-08 10:45
#90
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Russia grEminence 
It worked on u?
2018-08-08 11:37
Got 15min time and 20cm space ?
2018-08-08 10:51
#91
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Russia grEminence 
LUL
2018-08-08 11:38
hello, me is glubal elyte
2018-08-08 11:00
"I play counterstrike"
2018-08-08 11:32
imgur.com/a/xR5gX1b This is the best pickup line ez
2018-08-08 11:33
#92
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Russia grEminence 
Does ur mom need a son in law?
2018-08-08 11:40
ur mother must had diabetes since you became so sweet
2018-08-08 11:42
#108
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Finland suxiboxi1 
When girl asks fire to her cigarette u answer "I'm fire or something like that"
2018-08-08 13:46
op je knieën
2018-08-08 14:11
"im not prokda WTF"
2018-08-08 14:14
1.5 inches
2018-08-08 16:40
Oops sorry, thougt you were asking how big my cock is 😎😎
2018-08-08 16:40
#125
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Poland sitarskee 
what if she only knows metric system
2018-08-08 17:09
1.5 centimeters works good for me
2018-08-08 18:16
#124
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Poland sitarskee 
"I can drop you an AWP"
2018-08-08 17:08
#126
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Norway rogueplayer 
Can I water your cauliflower with my hose?
2018-08-08 17:09
hello cracker do you stand there and crumble.
2018-08-08 17:10
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