Don’t use pickup lines.
- nice legs, what time do they open?
Hey girl, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
What's long and hard and will get you in bed with me tonight???
My knife ... now get in the van
Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
if you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Are you African? Cause you're a frican babe
Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you.
Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is your name wifi? Cause I'm feeling a strong connection.
Wanna know what's on the menu? Me-n-u
I'll be Burger King, you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.
go to her say hey.... then smalltalk and be like u are and at the end as her for her number... actually girls want that a man is just how he is always lol
Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a foot long
My dick may be 4 inches, but it smells like a foot
What's the difference between a 5 year old school girl and a Ferrari... I have never been inside a Ferrari .
This thread explain a lot about the legend of hltv virgins
Don't use pick up lines please, unless you are beautiful. Anyway here are the worst but still usable
_Hey can you help i have something that is missing?
_your number in my phone
Hey can we take a picture together so I can provr the entire world that angel exists?
Can you help to stick out this arrow of my back please? A fucking flying naked kiddo with wings shot it at me when i saw you.
My friends bet that i can't start a conversation with the most gorgeous girl in this club. You want to drink with their money?
Here is 10 bucks, let's drink till you find me handsome.
Can i follow and stay with you a bit? My parents teached me to always follow my dreams.
Hey i'm here. What were your two other wishes?
All i remember someone using them succesfully right now. Have fun!
Say: hey you’re cute. Wanna go get some squid with me sometime?
hey grill you want some good sex?
then you came to the right guy
What up my en-word, wanna hang out and smoke some rock?
or years ago, when i was backpacking across western europe, i was just outside barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount tibidabo. i was at the end of this path, and i came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. it was dead silent. gorgeous. and across the lake i saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...
sup fucker want my cock up your bum
*show your bank account value *
hey bitch do you want some money?
Are u from Africa? Cuz i wanna know Kenya suck my dick
so sick of these hentai weeaboo dipshits.
do you really smell that good or i'm just used to the garbage while being homeless
I was in the night club with ma fellas and we found 2 spanish teacher students studying at Finland for a period of time. We chat with em and sit them on table and continue chat. Then suddenly one of our mate appears from somewhere off the bar and lays 2 hands on the table, watching both girls in the eyes slowly 1 by 1 and asking with 100% poker face, Do you like dick in the ass?
Well we manage to get them to the another night club with us but in the end we were so drunk we got tossed out of FatLady and we lost connection to the girls. RIP, good journey tho, Later that night some ambulance and police came to the house we were partying on but didnt even have to go for nightjail cuz I was passed out. When I woke up they told me I came through the door, it was apartment-building. Not even bad, 160 euros for door and big hangover.
Buy a bmw keychain put it on the table and say nothing. Girls are getting more superficial by the day
Wanna Australian kiss? It's like french kiss but down under.
-Wanna go out?
-I have a bf
- I have a yellow fish. since we're talking about things that don't matter
I was don’t know this details
I aren’t think that
I am outside everyday (because one of my favourite things to do is bmx)
GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNIEES AND START SUCKING OR ELSE I WILL BLOW UP.
Got 15min time and 20cm space ?
hello, me is glubal elyte
Does ur mom need a son in law?
ur mother must had diabetes since you became so sweet
When girl asks fire to her cigarette u answer "I'm fire or something like that"
Can I water your cauliflower with my hose?
hello cracker do you stand there and crumble.