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18+ Most NSFW thing that happened to you
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United States ItsImpact 
Could be something that happened at school or at work example being that students snorted cocaine during class or something like that.
2018-08-07 21:29
i dont know. we smoked weed and speed at school. we smoked weed, coke and speed at work. a very close friend of mine, who shared the same table with me in shool got shot 3 times and he is now forced to use wheelchair, he cant walk anymore. school and shooting was in germany. work was in sweden.
2018-08-07 21:32
#2
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United States ItsImpact 
Damn did a kid shoot up the school or did an adult
2018-08-07 21:34
no. he worked at a gastation near the "highway" and someone tried to rob it and shot him 3 times. edit: the guy was over 30 years old and they showed "the case" on national tv with camera footage of the guy, but he was never found.
2018-08-07 22:05
"you" should "learn" how to properly "use" a quotation mark XD
2018-08-08 09:34
he has correct usage of quotation mark. He uses it to indicate the term highway is equivalent and/or descriptive enough, but not entirely the correct word.
2018-08-08 11:06
"are" "you" "saying" "this" "is" "wrong" "?" "technically" "i" "am" "quoting" "someone" "!"
2018-08-08 12:46
"so" "i" "am" "right" "!" "I" "have" "not" "done" "anything" "wrong" "grammatically" "!" "get" "rekt" "kiddo"
2018-08-08 12:53
"Go in your mother))"
2018-08-12 00:09
#143
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Brazil brancowhite 
He's not wrong. Was in a highway that was not a real highway. Maybe a avenue far away from downtown or something And maybe he thinks that the case was never a real case, because the suspect was never be found, so a "case"
2018-08-08 12:50
lots of assumptions here. how tf would you know what he assumes and what not. if its not a highway why dont simple write avenue or road or whatnot
2018-08-08 12:53
He used it right nt eurocuck
2018-08-08 23:36
#341
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Brazil Broodht 
Stop being a dick
2018-08-11 03:11
ok
2018-08-13 08:58
well, it wasnt a real "highway", it was the german autobahn.
2018-08-08 13:00
#190
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United States HEUGO1 
"autobahn"
2018-08-08 15:24
well, autobahn is still a highway
2018-08-09 00:55
fuck off
2018-08-11 00:00
I sat my exams after railing lines beforehand. It's pretty common in school it seems for people to be on drugs.
2018-08-07 21:40
true. especially university students like to take speed for studying.
2018-08-07 22:06
FBI is on the way!
2018-08-08 09:35
nt I'm English
2018-08-08 11:50
the Met is on the way!
2018-08-08 12:12
oh shit
2018-08-08 13:32
It' not like our Police do much, too busy being sacked by tories…. I think you're safe 0_o
2018-08-11 07:47
#8
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
WHAT A SHIT YOU ARE TALKING XAXAXAXA
2018-08-07 22:07
maybe my life was just more exciting than your life?
2018-08-07 22:11
#12
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Russia Baitzera_SK 
shot in europe xaxaaxxa sure you are talking shit LUL xaxaxxax
2018-08-07 22:13
#35
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Norway m0sifer 
sounds like your life is more a wreck than my life.
2018-08-07 22:54
why do you assume that? even university students use drugs to study harder. its normal for a teenager to be curious about things and try things out. weed and speed are not heroin.
2018-08-08 12:59
#153
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Norway m0sifer 
if you have to straight rail cocaine to actually function in a work environment you're fucked.
2018-08-08 13:01
nah, you're only fucked if you are addicted to things. or should i say yes? yes, if you are addicted, hence need it to work normally, then you are fucked.
2018-08-08 13:03
yes but taking it just for work is the very best way to get addicted
2018-08-11 20:08
#222
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"even university students use drugs to study harder." These are not very bright students if they disregard their own wellbeing and health in favour of learning.
2018-08-08 23:49
#299
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Not all drugs have adverse health effects. Look up modafinil, pretty common here in Australia for help studying. That being said if you're relying on them to study there is probably a deeper problem.
2018-08-11 00:03
Speed is a lil much imo. It’s up there with crack heroin etc. weed and cocaine aren’t that crazy though
2018-08-10 00:10
speed is not meth, speed is adderall/amphetamine, which is not crazy at all unless u shoot.
2018-08-10 00:17
Oh thanks. Any prescription narcotic is super dangerous imo. Too addicting. It’s like that grey area, for me
2018-08-10 02:20
Nah, my friend at the time kinda forced me to do speed with him, cause he was too bored or whatever, i hated it every single time, maybe it’s good for parties when you’re drinking, cause your head is clear even if u drink much. I also find that coke is a 1-2 time thing for me. I don’t even consider it a high. Only drug i really liked is mdma, but haven’t taken it for a year, because it fucks up your brain seratonin and gives you brain zaps if u abuse it. But maybe i just don’t have addictive personality, i quit smoking super easy also. Addictive or not, people should stay off prescription drugs and try natural ways, eg cbd oil for pain, weed for depression etc, all that prescription bs fucks up your stomach bacteria. I myself was on mild antidepressants for 4 months and when i quit i had nightmares every night, was super depressed and anxious during the night and saw hallucinations upon waking up for a few days. A girl friend of mine got prescribed xanax, she took 1 pill and got hospitalized, she was also hallucinating. Scary shit, u can’t know how ur body will react.
2018-08-10 11:59
Yea I just smoke weed. It’s safe and I like the high. Buddy of mine was getting into pill poppin so I tried percs and felt high for about 20 minutes and xanax just made me fall asleep so I quit that. Cocaine is awful for depression/anxiety. And alcohol is is not worth the hangover
2018-08-10 14:59
True, i don't do anything, cause i'm currently in Latvia, but if i will be in UK again or somewhere else i'll prolly find a nice indica strain and smoke it. I only smoked sativa i guess and usually had bad paranoid experiences.
2018-08-10 15:53
Yea prefer Sativa but lately been into Sativa hybrids. Straight indica strains never really did it for me and imo hybrids are the way to go
2018-08-10 19:01
#108
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Germany t_mmey 
"exciting" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2018-08-08 07:48
+1
2018-08-08 14:55
#3
Xyp9x | 
United States SenorVAC_ 
Priest touched my peepee
2018-08-07 21:39
#14
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Poland Thukan 
XDDD
2018-08-07 22:13
common in poland
2018-08-07 23:43
rate the experience from 10 to 10
2018-08-08 07:42
thats what priests are for, arent they?
2018-08-08 09:35
Expected from religion of peace The christian priests spread their love to little boys and still people are mad about the muslims lul
2018-08-08 12:47
It was a muslim priest
2018-08-08 14:29
nt Trump Islam doesn't have any priests, expected from uneducated trumpster
2018-08-08 14:38
That's why he said Religion of peace
2018-08-09 17:41
Fak
2018-08-09 17:41
Got beat up by a blind kid.
2018-08-07 21:41
their sticks are pretty dangerous to be honest really unlucko
2018-08-08 07:43
nt CJ
2018-08-08 12:38
#144
LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Just like in the movie ''Don't breathe''?
2018-08-08 12:50
Great movie, be sure to check out "hush" as well, same thing except this time it's about a deaf girl.
2018-08-09 16:49
#256
LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Thanks! I definitely will
2018-08-09 17:32
But the blind boy is on drugs and he is a big pervert (that boi touches women's ...... and he says "sori I was blind m8")
2018-08-08 13:35
#224
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I was beaten badly by a girl... She was horrendously tough, so I feel your sympathy.
2018-08-08 23:50
Why did she beat you? Maybe she had a crush on you but didn't know how to tell you.
2018-08-09 17:42
#268
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Lithuania dozzah 
what a trooper, baited her so hard the poor guy got beaten up ;(
2018-08-10 00:09
Lmao super tough girl xdxd
2018-08-15 00:32
#9
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United States gtmaniacmda 
in 8th grade a kid pulled his own pants down in the middle of class and peed into a water bottle (he did it under his desk, the teacher was in the room but he didn't notice), and then he stuck the water bottle full of pee under the desk of the teacher in the next class
2018-08-07 22:10
#11
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United States Httrdc 
Lmao got em
2018-08-07 22:12
#13
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United States gtmaniacmda 
yeah, the teacher got really upset when she found it it was like a prison interrogation with her trying to find out who did it she ended up crying
2018-08-07 22:13
#18
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Bulgaria squezzi 
hug her :(
2018-08-07 22:20
#333
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Greece Poor_Noob 
and fuck her , female teachers are hot in usa
2018-08-11 02:33
#29
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United Kingdom Gio_bose 
Ultimate prank XD that would've been so funny
2018-08-07 22:46
Blew the brains out of a drug dealer in my town. Never got caught. I knew I wouldn't. Police didn't even look into it.
2018-08-07 22:15
XD
2018-08-07 22:42
expected patronum from EmilyRatajkowski
2018-08-07 22:45
#30
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France Gugus_Patacus 
Like for real ? tell some details
2018-08-07 22:47
#38
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United States PsychoLogical 
Srsly? Yeesh. How about giving us some details? We'd like to know.
2018-08-07 23:02
nt Agent Harold
2018-08-07 23:05
Agent Harold's assistant here. Can confirm that PsychoLogical is NOT a part of the FBI nor is he directly related to Agent Harold in any way. -Agent Harold's assistant
2018-08-07 23:13
Agent herold from blacklist?
2018-08-11 20:14
My parents went away on vacation. I used my dads double barrel hunting shotgun. He hadnt used it in ages hasnt used it since. Still hasnt noticed theres 4 missing cartridges. Probably doesnt even remember how many he had. 4 because I used 2 out in the woods to make sure the gun was working. I knew where the guy lived. Knew he always went home late. Waited for him. Made sure no one was watching. Blasted his brain from the back when he was opening the door to the building. Ran like hell, hoped over a wall that lead to some building garages (outdoor entrance ones). Packed the shotgun back into a backpack (you can fold them, it's pretty easy to do this). Calmly walked home smoking some cigs. Cleaned the gun, Stuffed my clothes, shoes and backpack into a garbage bag. Showered. Put on new clothes. Took out garbage bag into the nearest trash can. Went back home to sleep. Didnt sleep tho. Why did I do it? He was a scourge on the place. Always bullying and extorting little kids and getting new kids into drugs. Didnt go to jail because who the fuck knows. Hated him for it. There was more than a rumor going around that the police would be glad if someone killed him. So I went for it.
2018-08-07 23:22
100% not true.
2018-08-07 23:56
wow. MVP if true
2018-08-07 23:58
HLTV and this story, really? You even consider IF true. Lmao. Shotgun is so loud that its pretty hard to make this badly planned murder without getting caught. That story was horrible, thats like 30 seconds thinking what should you do.
2018-08-08 07:54
#84
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United States PsychoLogical 
Well that was interesting..
2018-08-08 00:37
I'm even more impressed if this is made up, you should write a book, wasted talent
2018-08-08 07:46
Yeah, it's made up. Maybe I will write a book.
2018-08-08 10:51
do it!!!
2018-08-08 13:23
do it
2018-08-08 14:58
#226
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Do so. This is a good read, if ever so slightly morbid... I'm also ecstatic you made this up and it wasn't true whatsoever.
2018-08-08 23:51
I'm glad it's not true, what a pussy one must be to shoot someone from behind with a shotgun at night when they're opening the door of the building. LMAO
2018-08-10 17:34
Nt dexter
2018-08-08 08:15
nt, dexter killed serial killers not druggies.
2018-08-10 17:34
Nt, watch it again cause you are not right.
2018-08-10 17:45
nt, name a druggie he killed
2018-08-10 23:36
There was a mention in some episode that his first homicide was on a drug dealer when he was teenager.
2018-08-11 08:25
FBI on its way
2018-08-08 09:36
probably the most interesting story i read on hltv gj
2018-08-08 14:59
ty
2018-08-08 15:00
those pesky marijuana dealers.. bravo!
2018-08-11 02:34
7/8 b8
2018-08-11 07:53
seems legit
2018-08-13 02:45
#16
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United States Dbstrat 
This kid tried to hang himself in the bathroom at my school
2018-08-07 22:18
why would he hang him self at school? obviously someone would notice, stupid kid wasted sperm
2018-08-08 07:47
#129
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
Obviously to get noticed
2018-08-08 11:02
then that's he didn't really "try" to hang himself in that case
2018-08-08 13:24
#158
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
What?
2018-08-08 13:25
#243
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Finland AxaFin 
he just wanted someone to see him try to suicide so he gets empathy from other people cuz that's what he felt he needed.
2018-08-09 00:31
#247
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic Puqet 
yeah that's what I think too, why are you replying to me though?
2018-08-09 00:52
#253
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Finland AxaFin 
very bored
2018-08-09 03:58
#17
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United States PsychoLogical 
Some dumbass decided to throw a math textbook out the window while my class was headed to lunch and nearly hit a construction worker on the head. Oh and some cunt tried to shoot up my school with a pistol cause he planned on killing a certain person but was caught cause he didnt try hiding it. Oh hold on, there was a second attempt by someone else cause someone literally decided to walk out the school to go to a alley and take a handgun but was caught by security cause they followed him. So yea my first high school year was interesting :D
2018-08-07 22:19
#20
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Just your average school in usa
2018-08-07 22:23
#22
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United States PsychoLogical 
The only shame is that I have classmates that act like animals in a zoo.
2018-08-07 22:39
#27
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Two near school shootings and you stay at the school? I feel bad for sane people like you. I hope the USA finds a solution to this quickly
2018-08-07 22:44
#34
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United States PsychoLogical 
Well, my school ended up going overboard in stepping security by doing bag checks for the rest of the school year after the second attempt so eh. And plus the school I attend was considered as one of the best and safest public schools but I guess not for the safest part xd. It'll take alot of shit in order to find a solution cause gun control is a bit a sensitive topic, and for extremely strict gun control, it could lead into bigger problems specially by gun lovers usually around the Southern US.
2018-08-07 22:55
#36
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I hope you never experience a potential or real school shooting man, stay safe <3
2018-08-07 22:55
#37
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United States PsychoLogical 
I appreciate your concern ty, however I dont think anyone would try doing a full school shooting here cause the Northeast has one of the most strict gun control laws in the US with my state of Massachusetts (which btw is the state with the lowest gun related deaths) being pretty much the most strict in the region and with the amount of school shootings this country had since the start of the school year (which was at least 22 with at least one each month unfortunately) , schools here are just going overboard in security as a result.
2018-08-07 23:04
Dude I got in trouble on time for talking about guns. In Spanish class, I was talking about shotguns and rifles and was taken to the principles office. The great thing was, I was talking about fortnite. The police officer kept me in his office for the rest of the day. It's really fucking stupid and it is sad that things have gotten so far.
2018-08-08 23:36
Maybe our schools wouldnt have gone overboard on security if our country didnt literally have nearly 25 school shootings since September 2017 with at least one happening each month ._."
2018-08-08 23:41
Are you perhaps attending Brazilian schools? -Agent Harold's assistant
2018-08-07 23:28
#77
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United States PsychoLogical 
The school i attend currently is filled with hispanics coming from all over Central America
2018-08-08 00:19
Did you go to a ghetto school or something?
2018-08-08 23:39
No, the school I currently attend is located in a part of Boston where there's a huge Hispanic population. Just a bunch of lazy misfits is all.
2018-08-08 23:40
Central Americans are the worst
2018-08-08 23:47
Guess so cause most of those lazy misfits happen to be of Domincian descent.
2018-08-08 23:55
Oh Dominicans are the worst lmao they don’t even know how to speak Spanish cause black genes give them sub 80iq
2018-08-08 23:58
+1
2018-08-08 15:01
"some cunt tried to shoot up my school" flag checks out :)
2018-08-08 09:38
Woah that sounds like alot. Hope your safe
2018-08-10 00:05
Ofc, things like this may be somewhat normal now (lul) but this happened in my state of Massachusetts which is a state with the strictest gun laws in the Northeast and the state with the lowest gun related deaths.
2018-08-11 02:48
Lol? Seems its normal in NA guys go to school and shoot ppl...
2018-08-12 00:05
Pah this country never had this many school shootings until September 2017. From there it just became a stupid trend.
2018-08-12 00:14
#19
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
A guy from my class once was locked up in a classroom and he took a shit in the bin Friends of a friend (who are older than me) once pushed a caravan (owned by the school) into the basement for the bikes, they also once gave a bucket with shit to a teacher as a gift Not that special i guess and it was in high school In uni nothing interesting happened yet
2018-08-07 22:22
wouldn't be surprised if you're actually from Belgium, sounds like immigrant monkeys
2018-08-08 07:50
#119
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
All actions were done by people with belgian blood
2018-08-08 09:29
excuse me ?
2018-08-11 00:25
LMAO
2018-08-11 01:40
Hey kids, topic says k18.
2018-08-08 07:57
#117
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Oh i thought hltv was for age 12 :/
2018-08-08 09:29
i cut my dick
2018-08-07 22:24
#201
NAF | 
Bangladesh Ligma_ 
dafuk
2018-08-08 23:33
dude what's ligma
2018-08-09 00:04
#249
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United States HEUGO1 
sugma my ligma lol goteem
2018-08-09 00:59
Forgot penis at home didnt piss all day
2018-08-07 22:41
#32
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Iceland xijmplr 
happened to me twice
2018-08-07 22:50
#97
Cud | 
World word_exe 
Happens all the time youtu.be/XBwPIFncng0
2018-08-08 06:16
I took adderal before my finals exams. Does that count?
2018-08-07 22:42
#89
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
nt Cloud9 player
2018-08-08 06:07
hehehe
2018-08-08 11:32
#281
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Thailand beam2546 
Tbh that is normal lol Took idea from C9 btw
2018-08-10 02:21
Not really, and C9 didn't take it while playing.
2018-08-10 12:53
Multiple suicide attempts, I guess.
2018-08-07 22:44
#31
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France Gugus_Patacus 
Shit's fucked dude. DO you feel any better nowadays?
2018-08-07 22:48
Not really, thanks for asking. Tried again tonight, didn't cut deep enough, the numbness kind of helps. Have a good night.
2018-08-07 22:52
Women fail most suicide attempts. Men actually succeed when they try it...
2018-08-07 23:05
men are better than women confirmed
2018-08-07 23:10
men were better than women* FTFY The best always leave first right?
2018-08-07 23:31
respect wahmen mr ronald mc donald!! #runWOMENG #VAMOSWOMEN #WOMENGODTOP1
2018-08-08 00:08
#56
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France Gugus_Patacus 
if you ever wanna talk, messages are open and welcoming :)
2018-08-07 23:42
hope you're kidding I'll only say that if you're serious you're a hell of an ungreatful prick, if you believe death is better than life you're confused as fuck, theres nothing peaceful about death
2018-08-08 07:53
I just feel like a burden, I think it would be better for the people around me if I wasn't here.
2018-08-08 12:35
Sounds pretty stupid that you care about those people more than you care about yourself, you need to stick to the fundamentals of life, since death is out of your comprehension, living to satisfy other people is not living.
2018-08-08 13:31
Then move out and find some people that will appreciate you being around them :) please dont try to commit suicide, its not worth it. Good luck mate <3
2018-08-08 23:19
#363
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Denmark pistolen 
You will never be a burden even tho you may feel like that. People around you would be devastated even tho you do not feel that way at all. You can also move out, even move to another country in a couple of years if you save up and really mean it. You don't owe anyone anything and should not care about people around you might feel you are a burden. They wouldn't probably keep you around if that was the case in the first place.
2018-08-11 23:41
#163
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Sweden Frothiny 
What’s so great about life? You’re forced into it with no given goal and at the end you die and get forgotten like you were never there. It’s a cruel joke for you to suffer and not have it mean anything once it’s over.
2018-08-08 13:37
that's where faith makes more sense than atheists who believe we are here for no reason, and we will return to ashes for no reason, faith makes this planet make sense.
2018-08-08 13:53
#262
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Sweden Frothiny 
Yes faith gives meaning to life but it also requires people to have faith and that's the problem, not everyone is capable of having faith.
2018-08-09 17:45
as hard as it might sound, you're just ungrateful you've been given a whole lot especially in comparison to people a decade or two ago, just visit an holocaust museum or see some movies, people back then had faith, and ill add to that probably because they unlike you guys actually seen death in its eyes, i'd say stay greatful and notice what an awesome world we are in
2018-08-09 21:28
#266
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Sweden Frothiny 
Don't get me wrong, I know this is the greatest time to be alive, not having to worry about having to survive, gather food, diseases, variety in food. There's no other time period I'd want to be born into but that doesn't mean I wanted to be born at all. About people in the past having faith, Nietzsche describes it well by saying god is dead, society has evolved far beyond the need for a god and afterlife, it was a drug to numb the pain of a bad life just like alcohol or recreational drugs. People with bad lives turned to religion in hopes for a better afterlife. Religions taught that being rich was bad, having casual sex is a sin. Instead of trying to fight back and try to equalize society they instead turned it around and made it morally right to not have what the rich people have. Above is mainly projected towards the abrahamic religions, I'm not sure what the eastern religions views are on these subjects.
2018-08-09 23:17
i wouldn't say this was the greatest time to be alive. it's not like people were unhappy before technology. probably technology has made people LESS happy. mental illness in the developed world comes from not having people's needs fulfilled after satisfying their immediate and physical needs. people were probably happier in the past when there was patriarchy, everyone believed in religion, communities were smaller and more homogeneous. modernity has exacerbated people's insecurities.
2018-08-10 00:37
#300
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
+1 Technology and security has traded a set of problems for another. These ones are less obvious on how to fix though.
2018-08-11 00:17
#275
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
don't do it, if youre gonna die after all keep trying, and even if you only experience pain on your path, youre going to die eventually so it doesnt matter anyway. But there will always be light at the end of the tunnel
2018-08-10 00:32
Why tho?
2018-08-07 23:12
There is a reason you never succeeded my friend. Stay strong and find a supportive enviroment where you can be open about your problems
2018-08-08 00:12
#90
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Brazil Apol0_1705 
+1
2018-08-08 06:11
Find some help bruh, youre not the only one who was in a situation like that. Stay stronK <3
2018-08-08 11:56
#317
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Slovakia ypsylonnn 
Thats the worst u can do
2018-08-11 01:21
#42
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Croatia mds818 
nice mememememe, thats not nsfw doe
2018-08-07 23:11
teacher left classroom for one minute and we put porn rolling into his screen, he watched it for like 15 secs some guy made gun like sounds and everybody wents nuts (was like a day or two after a major school shooting) i smoked tires in school parking lot and fat mofo teacher started running like a devil towards me
2018-08-07 23:18
flag checks out
2018-08-08 15:05
graffiti'd ALF (animal liberation front) logo on the wall of my local mcdonalds during riot. poured petrol on the furniture outside and set them alight. when i was in a vegan phase of my life. tagged side of tube trains parked in a depot and tops of high rises hanging off the side.
2018-08-07 23:31
You live in France?
2018-08-07 23:35
?? uk
2018-08-07 23:36
damn,almost
2018-08-07 23:42
#301
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Do you still write?
2018-08-11 00:20
gj
2018-08-11 02:39
I was going at work when a biker felt on the safety rail in front of me. I stopped my car to call emergencies and help him. Since I know basic of emergency gesture I went to see him while emergencies were coming. His helmet was something like 20m away of him. His head still in it. He felt the neck on the safety rail, clean cut.
2018-08-07 23:30
expected from france
2018-08-07 23:45
#64
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France mintzz 
Heads rollin', we can't help it!
2018-08-08 00:03
im sure you can improve your countries road safety if you spent less money on immigrants
2018-08-08 00:21
#172
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France mintzz 
0/8 bait. Safety is in most case pretty good.
2018-08-08 14:42
which is why that guy lost his head?
2018-08-08 23:48
#251
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France mintzz 
Shit NEVER happens right? Lmao
2018-08-09 03:25
doesnt happen here
2018-08-09 03:37
#302
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Oh yes in NZ there are absolutely no people killed on the roads. It was obviously a freak occurence mate.
2018-08-11 00:21
people don't lose their heads when they fall off a bike here
2018-08-13 02:31
#376
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Oh yes because what he was talking about happens everyday.
2018-08-13 02:35
#303
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Thats fucked. How did you deal with it?
2018-08-11 00:22
Since it was my first brutal death I saw IRL, it was a week of bad sleep and nightmares. Then as I said in past threads I was part of Paris terror attacks, and I believe it helped me a lot to go thru this pile of dead or dying corpses of friends. So I wouldn't complain how I deal with. That's kind of weird to remember this story before the more recent and more bloody things I saw.
2018-08-11 00:28
#312
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Wow man that is awful I hope you're mentally ok. How long did it stay with you? (I mean obviously you'll never forget) Sorry for asking I'm just intrigued. I've never seen death in a brutal way before, I've worked with a person dying of cancer and I found that hard to deal with. (Completely different circumstances I guess) I barely slept throughout that time and was a complete wreck.
2018-08-11 00:38
To give you a scale: - I saw my grand father die of cancer. I liked him and I saw him passing away from losing weight to a coma during 2 years. I was 18 and let's say I have been sad for one month after he died. - I saw my father die in from of me (hearth attack) at 14. I didn't liked him at all, it did nothing to me (perhaps even joy, whatever). - This decapitation (at 23) of an unknown gave me trouble sleeping during one week more or less (but probably because of understanding the fragility of life you know more than the actual death of an human being). - The "bombing" (at 29) (there was no bomb, but ak47 rifling) made me depressed for 3 month, then I took pills for more than a year, so I don't know how far it stood, more than 3 month for sure. I will never forget any of these (unless Alzheimer ofc) I thought about these events here and there, but well it provoque no bad feeling in me anymore. Quite the opposite in fact : senseless violence, enjoy your life while you have it, etc.. On a side note : among the victim associations of the terrorist attacks, I saw that most of the victim (I'm not considering as one of them, since I was in the toilet of the bar so more of a witness and first responder than something else while friends were taken down on the terrace) not hating the terrorist this is more a thing for people who have nothing to do with. It is like victims = 1% hating family of victims = 30% hating other people = 90% hating
2018-08-11 00:55
#316
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Thats interesting about the victims not focusing on hating on the terrorists. It kind of makes sense to me but I wouldn't have guessed. Man you sound pretty mentally strong, props to you. I think turning it into something constructive and appreciating life shows good character. I've had a few family members and friends pass but none of it hit as hard as the guy I was working with. The guy I worked with was over the course of 6 months after he got diagnosed and I saw him get sicker and weaker. I didn't feel it so much till towards the end and had to quit. This happened end of last year and I still sometimes think about it. Its sort of distant though and I am bad at taking care of mental health so it made it worse than what it was. Thanks for sharing dude.
2018-08-11 01:03
I don't know how you can process your pain for this guy you saw vanish. I don't know your age, but on hltv I assume you are probably younger than me. You know what we say, time washes injuries. I always have been a terrible mate to support sad people, even worst with grieving ones. In fact I'm the guy in a burial you make read speech, because he is less affected and his voice will not shiver. The guy you perhaps dislike because it seems he doesn't care. I'm this kind of guy so yes, perhaps I may be stronger (more like I'm more detached, I would be destroyed the day my mom, my sister, my wife or my cat will die) than the average. I will still give you this : it is okay to be sad, but it must not break you down. Because that guy passed away wouldn't want to see you to waste your life (or part of it) because he is dead. In fact, he would probably be pissed off for not doing what you can do while he can't do it anymore. That's the two faces of a coin : you can be depressed because he can't do anything anymore, or you can move forward because you can do everything. So the best way to honor him, to show him your respect, and to make his death meaningful (if it makes sense) is to live your life. A good, happy, meaningful life. Because his life his wasted, yours can't be. For the life in general and for his memory in particular. I have no idea if this makes sense to you, but it is the kind of thought that helped me a lot. About the side note. When I talk about not hating. I meant other terrorists, even the organisation of the attacker. Not the particular guy who cut the spine of the victim with a bullet. Most victims think this guy can die in suffering.
2018-08-11 01:33
#324
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Thank you, it does make sense. I was told similar by people around me and I try and keep it mind. As I said I'm bad with dealing with my own mental regardless of death so I appreciate the words. I'm 23 and the way you're talking I'd say you probably are older haha. Well that's a pretty awful thing so fair enough a lot of people feel that way about a guy that can do that. What do you think reason lack of hate is? Like a coping mechanism to move on and not focus on it? Man, I watched my cat get put down as he had cancer too and that was the hardest thing I had done at the time, I'd known him all my life and I thought of him like an older brother. (i was 10) Suffering is not something you want to go through obviously but there's always something to learn.
2018-08-11 01:45
I not sure about the mechanism behind not hating the terrorists. Maybe because victims have to got a reason to explain their suffering and madmen fucking you up is not enough. So they go further : "Why did they attacked me? because they are terrorist." "Why are they terrorist? Because they are raised in hate." They let go the pawn hate and start to hate the recruiters. "Why are they recruited? To fight a war" They start to hate the generals of terrorist groups. "Why there is a war? Because they want to rule over the ashes of Iraq" (I'm using this particular terrorists). They start to hate the Iraqis who didn't rebuild their country. "Why there are ashes? Because america wanted that way" they start to hate Bush Jr "Why they wanted it that way? Because they wanted to mess with oil/appear strong to their voters/whatever. Etc etc. The point being, as I said, a madmen hurting them randomly is just not enough for them. They need a deeper explanation. Some might stop at the first explanation, while some might go so deep that they blame the reptilians that allowed mankind to create firearms. About your cat, sorry for your loss. Mine is a 1 year old love, more like a kid than a brother. Anyway, toxoplasmosis ftw
2018-08-11 02:05
#330
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
I hope your cat has a long happy life ahead! They are awesome companions. Peace bro and thanks for the chat
2018-08-11 02:03
how can a safety rail decapited someone?? shit is not sharp and probably neither the biker at a high speed
2018-08-11 00:25
It was a 110km/h highway. I not forensic but I guess at this kind of speed a 3mm large iron plate is sharp enough to cut a neck. Because I highly doubt he was driving his bike with his head chopped off already.
2018-08-11 00:30
#378
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Namibia banned_so 
Damn I thought for all the time when I was scrolling it that he was riding a bicycle and I couldn’t find out how fast had he been going to die like u mentioned Anyway it must be a terrifying thing to remember
2018-08-13 03:05
Yeah I wrote bike, perhaps it was not precise enough. I don't remember the model but it was more a sport motorbike like a yamaha or something.
2018-08-13 14:34
After reading some of these stories I understan that my life is boring af xD
2018-08-07 23:38
You probably had some experiences but since some of these are very shocking/edgy the bar is set really high so you can't come up with something of the same caliber/level. My point is your life probably isn't boring.
2018-08-11 02:44
#58
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Europe MpK_ 
there was a multiple condoms filled with cum or some sort of liquid in the girls changing room, apperantly a girl got gangraped during schooltime... The whole school had an assembly n shit
2018-08-07 23:45
do you live in london?
2018-08-08 00:01
#69
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Europe MpK_ 
Since 2017 yeah but i lived in sweden my whole life until i moved
2018-08-08 00:07
makes even more sense
2018-08-08 00:20
School: Every classroom had an additional small room attached so I took it upon myself to fuck a girl in there during lunch. Got cafeteria-duty and scammed it for 800-900 bucks. One of my best friend fell under the subway without the conductor noticing so he got split in half in front of me (+ 7 other friends died during that 8-10th grade period). We didn't really do that many drugs during school hours before high-school where you were baked most classes almost every day. Sold weed&coke during high-school, died a few break ins. Oh ye almost forgot, when the school rented a nightclub I had 69 with a girl at the central subway station on the way home.
2018-08-08 00:01
normal finn life
2018-08-08 00:12
Went to school in Norway.
2018-08-08 13:54
mitäs siel kellokosken puuhamaassa kalajutustellaa
2018-08-08 07:35
cafeteria duty?
2018-08-08 23:53
Yes? Meaning the cafeteria used student labor to function so the school would pick a group of students to work there for a day.
2018-08-09 00:48
(+ 7 other friends died during that 8-10th grade period) yeah i've never had any friend killed in BRAZIL so i really gotta wonder what the fuck these people were doing
2018-08-11 00:29
finland serious country super people
2018-08-11 02:41
3 suicides (2 hanging + 1 pills), 1 kidnapped and killed, 2 shot to death on Utøya (Breivik massacre), 1 car accident
2018-08-11 11:48
#65
Fiziq | 
North America Yummyboi 
yes - yummyboi
2018-08-08 00:03
#66
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Netherlands Deji 
saw a guy on a bike getting hit by a car by a refugee
2018-08-08 00:05
#379
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Namibia banned_so 
U r refugee lul
2018-08-13 03:07
#67
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Spain G3CK0 
A stand-in teacher (xd) went full psycho and started threatening studentd and end up hitting us with desks, chairs and with his bare hands. He got kicked the next day.
2018-08-08 00:06
what a pussy classroom, why didnt whole class answer him with the same?
2018-08-11 01:45
#352
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Spain G3CK0 
Because if we hit a teacher is assault against the authority.
2018-08-11 09:17
LUL
2018-08-11 23:13
#72
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United States autimaticTV 
I watched hentai where a bunch of trolls cut a girl's legs off and fucked her in the eye
2018-08-08 00:08
Why is every reply in this thread from NA about murder and gore? LUL
2018-08-08 12:52
#346
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United States gtmaniacmda 
that's normal
2018-08-11 08:05
#73
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France Qu0sT 
This is not like really savage but it shocked me a lot. I was getting home by night and two drunkass dudes walks in me. They started to yell and they wanted a fight. One was so drunk i just pushed him a bit and he fell. The other was not feeling any pain at all, i threw a really hard low kick, he almost fell off but he was laughing. Then i walked and he came back again and start to throw punches. I was fed up and I wanted to finish with him so i started fighting him. When i k.o-ed him, instead of just falling, he got some hard spasms on the ground like he was inconscient for a second then conscient. I thought he was going to die because of me so i picked his phone and call the samu (french 911). When i heard them near i left the place as fast as possible cuz i thought he was really gonna die. Hopefully, i randomly saw him three days later in the subway, he was ok and did not even approach me. Conclusion: hugs are better than drugs (and alcohol)
2018-08-08 00:11
#79
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Sweden devauor 
one of my friends pretended to commit suicide by jumping out of a window, but there was a roof underneath, the new teacher didn't know that, cried and fainted XD
2018-08-08 00:21
lmao
2018-08-08 15:13
#276
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
was the class laughing while the teacher was in despair or what lmfao
2018-08-10 00:35
#287
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Sweden devauor 
some were before we actually realised she needed some help and we when classroom next door and called for help :p
2018-08-10 13:50
School: Every classroom had an additional small room attached so I took it upon myself to fuck a girl in there during lunch. Got cafeteria-duty and scammed it for 800-900 bucks. One of my best friend fell under the subway without the conductor noticing so he got split in half in front of me (+ 7 other friends died during that 8-10th grade period). We didn't really do that many drugs during school hours before high-school where you were baked most classes almost every day. Sold weed&coke during high-school, died a few break ins. Oh ye almost forgot, when the school rented a nightclub I had 69 with a girl at the central subway station on the way home.
2018-08-08 00:22
#87
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United States ItsImpact 
Not expected from Ethiopia
2018-08-08 05:49
And you stole my comment whY?
2018-08-08 13:56
Established eye contact with a girl for 0.00000032 seconds
2018-08-08 00:22
#86
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United States ItsImpact 
Expected from weeb
2018-08-08 05:48
#91
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
Holy fuck I wish I could be a Chad like you.
2018-08-08 06:11
how did you do it? please i'll pay if you teach me
2018-08-08 13:35
I don't even know, it just happened
2018-08-08 13:39
#278
shox | 
Serbia ravi0ll1 
Just look her in the fucking eye is it fucking hard she's a fucking human made up of blood and organs like you are if u wanna approach keep the eye contact while smiling, come over and say smth like "hi, i thought you were really cute so i came over to talk with you" do this in a friendly, natural non creepy manner and be confident ofc. Its only a mental barrier thats stopping you, just dont give a fuck and go out there and talk with girls. After a few rejections/ tries you will learn and adapt and it wont be a problem anymore
2018-08-10 00:41
#306
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Why do you reply to him seriously?
2018-08-11 00:27
#83
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United States Mikeyyyy 
Not that bad but me and my friend went to study hall from lunch and then poured water down the 3rd floor stairs like idiots, and then a pregnant teacher slipped on the water and fell down the stairs
2018-08-08 00:25
#85
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United States ItsImpact 
U realize that baby prolly deformed now
2018-08-08 05:47
#347
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United States gtmaniacmda 
she probably fell on her ass, if she went tumbling hard I'm she mikey would have said so
2018-08-11 08:08
Lmao that kid is fucked😂
2018-08-08 09:29
hahahaha wtf
2018-08-08 15:15
#189
hardstyle | 
Turkey B^S 
What do you mean not that bad wtf
2018-08-08 15:22
#192
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United States Mikeyyyy 
I mean me and my friend only got Saturday school
2018-08-08 17:39
''Not that bad'' lmaoooooo
2018-08-11 00:32
Played with a cat's body when I was younger. It was not far from my house. So I took a stick and just poked at it, moving it around and stuff.
2018-08-08 06:04
#93
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
Eat it?
2018-08-08 06:12
Nah. Just went home. Other than that, when it comes to OP's main criteria, I heard two students fucking in a backroom of the Film and TV classroom at my High School. I got there early and the doors are thick enough to block sound, but not from the neighboring room. So I sat down and heard that shit and just left to the computer lab instead to play some CS.
2018-08-08 06:16
Expected from serial killer country
2018-08-08 12:51
#92
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
Not NSFW, but I singlehandedly broke up my ex's new relationship.
2018-08-08 06:12
#115
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Brazil Mentecapto 
Did it feel good?
2018-08-08 08:30
#198
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
Hell fucking yeah.
2018-08-08 23:23
there was a fight between 2 guys 3 years ago and one of them stabbed the other in the eye
2018-08-08 06:14
In 'Murica, both students would line up in the hall, in a gun duel. They drew when the bell rang to start class.
2018-08-08 06:16
#98
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
They call it a Mexican stand-off because it was in the rules to use illegals as meat shields.
2018-08-08 06:25
u runed it git out
2018-08-08 06:26
#100
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
burger humour = EleGiggle
2018-08-08 06:27
You thought that was a joke? Jesus Christ........
2018-08-08 06:29
i almost burned my classroom during 8th grade and my friend puked on it and the area had to be restricted for a week
2018-08-08 06:28
#116
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Other xrist 
I played with a knife and swung it at a chair, lost grip.of the handle and my grip shifted over the blade and cut open my hand
2018-08-08 08:58
Peed in a water gun and shot other kids with it
2018-08-08 09:35
#173
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France Static2k 
expected from usa
2018-08-08 14:43
this is pretty retarded actually. Did you get smashed?
2018-08-08 15:00
#127
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Portugal FronT3X 
No
2018-08-08 10:57
Friend started cutting himself under a table. That and one time a pipe bomb was found in our school bathroom along with some racist shit after blacklivesmattered formed.
2018-08-08 11:02
Expected from the most murder happy people in the world
2018-08-08 12:50
why are you so mad lol
2018-08-11 01:45
#133
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Europe potatomato 
I saw tits once
2018-08-08 11:53
did you look in to the mirror first time in 15years and saw your man boobs?
2018-08-08 15:01
#191
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Europe potatomato 
no
2018-08-08 15:43
My classmate sucked my dick in school toilet
2018-08-08 12:44
did the whole school clap after?
2018-08-08 12:49
yes because its not common there
2018-08-08 12:51
to be honest i think this is casual stuff in denmark, hormones go crazy there, every chick is already fucked by multiple people at 14
2018-08-08 14:11
flair does not checks out
2018-08-08 14:37
did he suck it good? Ive heard guys suck dicks better than girls. not sruprising really
2018-08-08 15:02
#155
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Czech Republic Pee_Tea 
coke & handjob in class, weed in bathrooms ( girls bathroom ofc to avoid suspicion :D :D )
2018-08-08 13:06
I was in class and my mate sent me one of them moaning videos and everyone just looked at me, and on top of that i put my headphones in after and i was listening to the misfits podcast and someone was talking about a stripper giving them a blow job in poland and my headphone cord got caught on the edge of a desk and it fucking played that part ffs
2018-08-08 14:44
did this happen long time ago? because nowadays luckily if headphones get disconnected all audio will be paused
2018-08-08 15:04
this was recent my phones fucked i’ve had it for 4 years and it’s always done it so yea
2018-08-08 15:09
rip
2018-08-08 15:20
A guy did a poo in the microwave and set it on high for two hours The guy did it because he was angry at a girl. They were at a nightclub, she took his hand and said 'can you walk me home?' well, you know what he was thinking... He walked her home to her school hostel and it took about half an hour. When they arrived at her dorm she turned around, said thanks and closed and locked the door leaving him in the corridor. I don't support what happens next. The guy was upset so he walked to the common area, took the plate out the microwave, took a dump on it, put it back in the microwave and set it on high for max time (I heard 2hrs) and walked back to his school. Apparently the smell was locked in the microwave so when a different girl woke up to heat some oats and opened the door she was attacked by a wall of stench. The building was evacuated but I doubt they got the smell out.
2018-08-08 17:43
you cant set a microwave for 2 hrs, max is 1 fyi
2018-08-08 17:48
digital
2018-08-08 17:50
first time i smoked weed was 20mins before my science gcse exam - scariest bit of my life someone pissed and put laxatives in a water fountain that people drink from not a display one
2018-08-08 17:45
#273
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Germany Lifant 
Did you even feel anything smoking for the first time?
2018-08-10 00:23
yup, was rly high, felt like the teachers kne wi was high when they walked up and down the exam room, scary shit
2018-08-10 10:32
I was on a cruise ship at the adult scavengers hunt and the announcer asked the see a tattoo on a unique spot and this lady ran up and pulled up her dress in front of 200 people to show her tramp stamp. She had no underwear on and her vag was out for everyone to see.
2018-08-08 23:25
#231
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Poor lady... Although it looks like exhibitionism from her part.
2018-08-08 23:53
#200
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Wasn't their already a thread like this? Here it is: hltv.org/forums/threads/1582138/18-most-.. I'll post my reply from that thread here:- Post #199-- "I was sexually harassed by four students in year 8 of school. That very same school had one of the classrooms being controlled entirely by kids, I actually heard through the door "We'll let you out when the lesson ends...", turns out as I had left the room to walk to the headmaster's office, they had inadvertently locked the teacher in the school cupboard, threatening to kill her in the process. The school was then placed under a hiatus forbidding any pupil to leave. Errm, I can only digress things that have happened to me in the past that is obviously "NSFW", but not sexual related. I've been stabbed and placed in hospital, had my eye attempted to be gouged out with a plastic fork, I was burnt with a lighter someone had brought to school. A petrol lighter was opened up and thrown onto my lap... I also had to go to hospital because of this. I was knocked out with a baseball someone had threw at the back of my head, I was then beaten up with sticks on the ground... Another trip to the hospital for bruises and lacerations. There are many more gruesome stories of me being bullied in the past, but that isn't really "school-related NSFW material, it's just stuff that has happened to me, so I won't digress this information further. Honestly, I envy those that had a peaceful, non-terrifying school experience... Enjoy it while you can." Have a good day.
2018-08-08 23:39
Holy shit I hope you're okay now.
2018-08-08 23:36
#206
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well this was during school, I'm okay now. :D Some of the people I use to go to school with are now in prison, though... Both reassuring and horrifying to think about.
2018-08-08 23:38
Well yes but this one is about other than school.
2018-08-09 00:07
#239
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well the OP listed anywhere, but work/school are applicable. The "NSFW" stuff is mostly related to me, so I just copied my previous reply as to not bang on about me; I'm not that interesting. xD
2018-08-09 00:09
#279
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United States ItsImpact 
Yeah but that thread died so I made a new one
2018-08-10 01:53
Drunken hookup with a girl I never saw again. At my friend's party. On the floor of her mother's office. Yeah, was pretty awkward when I met her parents and they knew about it.
2018-08-08 23:37
#214
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
In school or work? How old were you, if you do not mind me asking?
2018-08-08 23:46
pedo
2018-08-09 03:15
This was this past year. I was 16 and it was at a party, didn't read the description so I didn't realize it was limited to school or work.
2018-08-10 23:57
#373
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
That is one hell of a crazy story for a sixteen year old, friend. xD
2018-08-12 16:36
Yeah, I mean TY.
2018-08-13 18:48
Some actually retarded kid shit in a sink when I was in middle school. In high school there was a group chat with a bunch of nudes of girls in school that got busted but nothing worse really lmao
2018-08-08 23:43
#212
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Was he afraid of the lavatories... or just preferred the sink? Did he maybe watch the film "Bridesmaids"?
2018-08-08 23:45
I have no idea tbh but all I know is he shat in the sink
2018-08-08 23:46
#218
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
That is revolting... I feel sorry for the cleaners that day.
2018-08-08 23:47
Me too good thing I didn’t see it
2018-08-08 23:49
penis inspection day in middle school was rough
2018-08-08 23:45
#213
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
"Penis inspection day"? I have never been to a school that had this.
2018-08-08 23:46
regular thing in sweden
2018-08-08 23:46
#217
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
News to me...
2018-08-08 23:47
#221
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Sweden Akoulad 
They only check your balls though, so it takes like 2 seconds
2018-08-08 23:49
#227
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
This is still an experience I've only ever had at the doctors, never at school.
2018-08-08 23:52
How have you not experienced this Jonty?? I had to have that "physical" examination in Primary school! Mine was a little embarrassing...you go in, sit down and the nurse explains what she is going to do...(basically fondle your nut sack) before telling me to pull my trousers down. Without really thinking I pulled my pants down too cause, ya know, she wants to feel my nuts. I just assumed. The weirdest 1 for me, though, was at the hospital when I went to have a check up, to make sure I'd not caught something nasty from all dem hoes. They used to have to take a swab from your japs eye but you needed to have a semi-on before hand. So I go in when my name is called and there are 2 nurses, 1 is sorting out the swab while the other tells me to take off my jeans and boxers and hop on the bed. So, I'm laying on the bed half naked and the 1st nurse starts rubbing my cock (while wearing medical gloves, of course). It's kinda weird, so I attempted to make small talk. I asked, "Have you just started or have you been at work all day?" She replied, "I've been here since 6am (it was 9:30am)." I randomly and instantly replied, "Sorry, I don't like sloppy seconds!" The nurse exploded with laughter so hard that she accidentally spat on my cock! I followed up with, "I thought you were only supposed to give me a semi?" At which point, the other nurse turned around to take over and do her part and was also laughing. So, I said, "Look, it's not that bloody small!" She winked and said, "Not anymore!...ready? This might sting a little." So, I was like, "Yes, please." Anyway, long story short, I got the 2nd nurses number when she called me to say I got the all clear. I asked her, "Are you going to do that thing again that you did last time?" She replied, "only if you want me too." So, I said, "I think it would be fair if I stuck something long and hard into your genitals next time! Bring some gloves." The MOST surreal experience EVERRR!! But she was hot and I smashed it!
2018-08-11 01:35
#372
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Haha - it's my Brother from another Mother, 4Matt!! :D A pleasure to see you, once again. ^^ This was the funniest thing I think I've ever read and I have a hard time believing it to be true. xD I did not experience this in school at all, but I have that particular checkup at the doctors before. I was in the hospital a LOT over the course of the school years, so I had the regular checkups one needs when staying overnight at the hospital, basically health checks, here and there. Sufficed to say it was never a female nurse who did the health checkups for me, it was always male who had extremely cold hands. Nevertheless this is probably the best thing I've read on HLTV for a while! xD
2018-08-12 16:35
I think he means physicals to make sure you don’t have aids or cancer
2018-08-08 23:51
#228
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Well I'd assume so if it's during school time. I'm a little disturbed, but if it's all hygienic, then so be it. :D
2018-08-08 23:52
nurse takes a peek at ur package and fondles ur balls a little bit to make sure they're growing at the right pace or some shit, its super uncomfortable
2018-08-09 00:07
Make her suck it
2018-08-09 17:42
wasnt alpha enough at the time
2018-08-09 23:03
saw a man commit suicide, jump infront a train, on the the london underground a few years back
2018-08-08 23:53
Let me ask you, is london really bad? Or just completely misunderstood most of the time due to the amount of immigrants in the English capital?
2018-08-09 00:08
not great but its not as bad as steven crowder would have you believe. i dont like it tho; i live about half hours drive out and dont go unless theres something i really want in the city. and yeah theres a lot of muslims so downtown london is pretty much an islamic country so as long as you stay in SE/olympic park then its still cool.
2018-08-09 00:17
#385
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Finland alepale 
We stayed 1 week in a hotel located in Peckham London few years ago. Like 80% of people were black lol I thought we came to London not africa.
2018-08-13 11:20
didn't happen tho did it lol.. people always go on there and make shit up to make their lives sound interesting.
2018-08-09 00:18
The subreddit is for shit that DIDNT happen. All the posts are sarcastically making fun of the original posters' bullshit stories
2018-08-11 01:55
#274
ropz | 
Czech Republic rusteD 
gtfo with reddit cancer
2018-08-10 00:24
Some kid with severe asthma got face fucked with deodorant and died.
2018-08-09 00:25
#244
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Sweden captain yolo 
when i was in 10th grade my math teacher was really flirty with me so i came after hours and we ended up making out then a few weeks later we had sex at her house. worst it got was she gave me head in her classroom during lunch hour. wasnt that bad though cause the door was locked thank god
2018-08-09 00:40
#383
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United States Optimus_Bait 
some1 has watched too much porn
2018-08-13 05:27
#245
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United States lockerboit 
found an eighth grader giving head
2018-08-09 00:45
#254
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Finland ILoveWeed 
So one time I really REALLY wanted to smoke weed, and I didn't have money so the only way to smoke was to go to a friend place and get it l, expect my friend was really fucking drunk on vodka, and another friend was too, so I got my dose of weed and then was waiting for a ride to get me, we were in a guys apartment listening how he fucks his gf while they know that we are just in the next room setting up a plan to rob his place, so basically my friend breaks their medical cabinet, takes so many fuckin different pills and like 500$ in money and we book it out of there, then my friends took the pills and became vegetables and I fucked out of there and never spoke to those retards again, they're both in prison now for attempting to rob a gas station.
2018-08-09 05:55
I became a vegetable too
2018-08-09 17:43
#297
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Europe coolboii 
Lol wtf
2018-08-10 23:58
you're american, aren't you ?
2018-08-11 00:54
name and flag check out
2018-08-11 02:25
#359
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Finland ILoveWeed 
Russian born in Finland
2018-08-11 20:03
#263
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Israel MopSiLENCE 
I killed 8-)
2018-08-09 17:48
#270
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Germany Xantennn 
I, as student, snorted cocaine during class
2018-08-10 00:10
probably snorting ketamine on the school lanparty in 9th grade, and then later in the night climbed to the roof through a window to smoke weed, all of us were busted though haha Same year me and my friends went on skiing trip with school, popped 1P-LSD (rc lsd) and were high as fuuck, idk so many fucked up memories from 9th grade haha, high school was much more boring since i got my life back on track xd
2018-08-10 00:14
#282
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Thailand beam2546 
Might be because my school having extremely strict rules and most of students is fking nerd so not much thing happen in school. It happen when camping instead lol In camping. I heard that someone said guy is masturbating in bathroom then other guy try to annoying him by kick at door. He replied "stop. let me imagine" after camping is finished I heard someone said that the next day. He found semen in that bathroom...
2018-08-10 02:35
#283
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Russia Svirv 
Fucked a girl in uni. It was a pre-planned action, we found an abandoned/redundant staircase (our uni was huge) with a pieceful platform on top, almost no risk to get caught. Was a pleasure because at the time we both wanted to say "fuck you" to that place (or certain parts/manifestations of it) for different reasons. A funny rush getting downstairs after; disposing a condom in public. Later same day the two of us and our classmate discussed soft shells in uni: "soft shells" was a study matter of our "structural mechanics" course at the time, some examples of soft shells are a parachute, a balloon, a bicycle tube... The thing is, condom is also a soft shell. So it's pretty easy to be edgy in a three-people-study-conversation when a third person doesn't know what is implied/referenced and isn't supposed to know (classmate was unaware we were dating).
2018-08-10 02:59
fucked my gf: -behind a house in the forest -fingered her in flixbus, -fucked her at a party and kinda got caught (they knew but didnt see us as light was off) -fucked her later at the same party and nearly got caught again because a guy just went into our room -got caught by her mother 1x and 1x she heard us and said "we need to talk" through the door sadly my gf was my only sexual experience
2018-08-10 13:55
keep dreaming
2018-08-11 01:51
i know its hard to believe when ur a virgin
2018-08-11 12:55
Someone got slashed at my high school not too long ago
2018-08-11 00:46
#320
SpawN | 
Other sh0tta 
I was 19, working at a small time car rental agency, group of chicks down on spring break(I'm from the Cayman Islands) rent a nice SUV. Go out partying for a week come back to settle up after the extended it for 3 extra days, but their credit cards are all declined. Chick offers to; and I quote " you want me to deep throat your shit and swallow while my friends watch?" Came all over her face and then her friend kissed her. Walked out without even wiping the shit off. I win. /closethread
2018-08-11 01:33
Yea I dont think so buddy
2018-08-11 02:26
#342
SpawN | 
Other sh0tta 
True Story.
2018-08-11 07:43
#326
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Netherlands poeya 
saw grandma tits pretty traumatising
2018-08-11 01:46
pcp at school one time, was accident otherwise, smokd weds
2018-08-11 02:50
Someone shit in a garbage can in a classroom during class Someone pissed and shit in a water fountain Someone shit on the bathroom wall next to the sink Someone pissed in the sink
2018-08-11 02:59
#348
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Denmark tHm 
Nothing traumatic like some of these stories ever really happened to me. I've just done weird sex things. - Gotten blown off on a park bench near some cliffs while on vacation - Had sex at 5AM under a tree at a nerd event - Went to a hall at my old school that was empty, closed the outer doors leading into the hallway and did a 69'er during recess - Fucked in a car. Hillariously enough, a kindergarten class fucking walked by, but the body heat and such fogged the glass, so hopefully they didn't notice lmao - Had sex with someone at a friend's 15th birthday party
2018-08-11 08:24
why yall danish people like that? some sex machines already at the age of 14/15
2018-08-14 14:53
#350
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United States gtmaniacmda 
should add this for spice, even though I already made an entry pilotonline.com/news/local/crime/article.. went to high school with both, the younger sibling was in my graduation year... kind of scary how much the older brother reminds me of myself- very coddled and fearing failure. I hope to never do something this wretched and unjustified, though. sad
2018-08-11 08:26
#351
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United States gtmaniacmda 
guess I should tell a less sad one too... I was talking to my friend after class in the commons of a small building that was a part of my community college when some chick walks past and I swear she had no pants on (trousers as the UK would call them). She had a black sweater on down to the center of her ass cheeks, and no pants. I think I had seen her when walking past a classroom earlier that day... was she really allowed to be in class looking like that? I guess in retrospect the teachers didn't really give a shit about what we wore...
2018-08-11 08:48
She prob at least had panties on.
2018-08-13 03:26
#382
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United States gtmaniacmda 
she did, I'm like 90% sure
2018-08-13 04:44
Can't access because website doesn't respect GDPR and has blocked EU access
2018-08-11 13:11
#356
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United States gtmaniacmda 
yikes
2018-08-11 18:50
orgy
2018-08-11 18:55
Smoke weed , speed, drink alcohol, fuck girl 15yo when me 18
2018-08-11 23:47
bloominator?
2018-08-12 17:32
follow
2018-08-11 23:47
#366
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Denmark pistolen 
Sold weed over a period of ~7 years. Was so close to be busted in a lot of routine stops by the police because i drove around in my car and delivered while we smoked weed. But we were 18 and young and stupid and i wouldn't do that today. I still sell a bit tho but only to finance some of my own stash and only to my best friends.
2018-08-11 23:50
Isnt weed legal in denmark?
2018-08-13 03:11
it's not
2018-08-13 15:09
#389
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Denmark pistolen 
Sadly no. We have a little kinda city in the city in Copenhagen called "Christiania" where you can always buy and smoke weed, but the police comes almost once every day and close it down but they sell 1 minute after they leave again. But that's the only place where it is like that and it's a pretty small place. But no it is illegal.
2018-08-13 19:41
I dont understand my friend been to copenhagen and he smoked some weed in coffe shop or smth lol
2018-08-13 22:09
#391
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Denmark pistolen 
Not in coffee shop, but probably on Christania. But it's kinda like a small city in the city. (Copenhagen.) But it's just a very little part.
2018-08-14 01:08
So u can smoke weed there legally?Xd
2018-08-14 14:29
#395
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Denmark pistolen 
Noo not really legally.. It's hard to explain, it's like a hippie community in Copenhagen where they have their own tax system and such. But they are still with our laws but it's kinda an outlaw place where police can't do to much. It's like where all the gangs have a stand to sell their weed from, and the only place in Copenhagen where they all get along because otherwise they get their ass kicked. And that's the same reason that the police can't really do too much. As i said they are raiding almost everyday but people throw rocks and shit at them sometimes and they know the place so well as most of them can hide their weed before they reach their stands. So right in the minute they are out they start selling again. It's a very cosy place and a lot of people love it because it stands for freedom and power to the people, and thats why it's hard for the politicans to agree to really shut it down and destroy the place.
2018-08-14 16:48
So u can smoke there safely?xd
2018-08-14 16:59
#398
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Denmark pistolen 
Yeah kinda. I have been there for 7-10 years and never been cought. but im watching out when im leaving, they are mostly coming for the pushers and not the buyers/smokers
2018-08-14 17:01
My father lives in skagen or smth like that Xd
2018-08-14 17:02
#400
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Denmark pistolen 
Hehe that a small cosy place close to the ocean :-D
2018-08-14 17:02
#401
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Denmark pistolen 
#397
2018-08-14 17:02
Denmark is a cool place tho,would be even cooler if the weed would be legal Xd
2018-08-14 17:03
#403
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Denmark pistolen 
100%
2018-08-14 17:04
#397
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Denmark pistolen 
youtube.com/watch?v=u9M9MVCkDzs You can view a bit from a tourist eyes here. And here it goes down with the police, happens all the time: youtube.com/watch?v=64cS5wR-GuI
2018-08-14 17:00
For 8th of march we got our teacher an insole and a dead branch
2018-08-12 00:02
#368
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Europe BladeeCity 
my first gf used to do bj's for me in English classes not really nsfw but idk
2018-08-12 00:05
i took a hatchet and busted some goats neck with that shit, then i went to my neighbors house and murdered his 4 dogs that kept barking at my niece--- typical day in Jamaica do not worry
2018-08-15 00:21
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