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hltv world
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
say elon musks sends all hltv users to mars how would we build up our new world? who will be president? Jonty? f0rest in jail?
2018-08-09 14:25
#1
Laz | 
Denmark i_am_mental 
first thing we should do is make FaZe fans our slaves
2018-08-09 14:26
#2
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-09 14:27
#72
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Stop ageeing with this
2018-08-10 09:00
#6
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Brazil coldzinNTC 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-09 14:32
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-09 14:35
#26
Germany k1rv 
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-09 16:48
#27
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Germany zeolikk 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-09 16:50
I do have to agree with this +1
2018-08-10 07:45
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 08:18
#53
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Indonesia evilpoland0 
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 08:18
#63
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Canada Emperor1e 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 08:38
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 08:46
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 08:49
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 08:51
#79
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Israel TheLoveGuy 
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 09:24
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 09:38
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 09:55
#99
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 12:20
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 13:31
#104
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 13:33
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 13:33
#114
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Russia Dreammy09 
i broke it
2018-08-10 13:55
#116
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Jesus Christ why the fuck did you guys spam this much lmao
2018-08-10 14:01
ye its fucking up my notifications lmao
2018-08-10 14:04
President basim
2018-08-09 14:29
#4
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
he will be a fit candidate the very least
2018-08-09 14:29
wtf im famous on this site?
2018-08-10 07:53
#41
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
are you basim wtf?
2018-08-10 07:56
#54
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United States ImFat 
are you basim wtf?
2018-08-10 08:20
#58
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
im not basim wtf
2018-08-10 08:33
who else has 17k comments on this site
2018-08-10 08:33
#60
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
You look fresh
2018-08-10 08:36
yes I started getting impersonated on this site so I had to change my name :(
2018-08-10 08:39
17k comments but I still hear about you the first time
2018-08-10 13:33
My name used to be 'basim' for 95% of those comments. It could just be timezones, I live in Australia so it's possible you were just asleep while I was spending all day shitposting.
2018-08-10 13:35
yeah maybe
2018-08-10 13:54
Or u really just didn't remember me because I didn't stand out. I only shitposted half the time and was serious the other half
2018-08-10 13:55
maybe you were just never relevant even with 17k comments
2018-08-10 13:57
Jovik for president
2018-08-09 14:32
#7
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
he would open up camps and put homosexuals there so nah
2018-08-09 14:32
-1
2018-08-09 14:33
#17
JJ | 
Nepal Besto 
So? They aren't valuable anyway.
2018-08-09 14:36
#36
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United States gtmaniacmda 
no homosexuals on hltv dude
2018-08-10 07:44
#38
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
But fuck jovik, let’s put him in chains
2018-08-10 07:45
#98
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Mongolia AfRiCaNnIgErO 
nt fag
2018-08-10 12:19
+143
2018-08-10 08:07
LUL jovik exposed
2018-08-10 09:36
#92
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Denmark Twikzera 
Jovik exposed
2018-08-10 11:31
#8
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Brazil coldzinNTC 
mibr fans = elites
2018-08-09 14:33
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-09 14:34
#23
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-09 16:35
#10
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Ukraine Kyiv 
U know no girls on hltv?
2018-08-09 14:33
#11
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
ah fuck no reproducing we all die out
2018-08-09 14:33
Guess thats the goal of mr musk
2018-08-09 14:35
#35
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Rip hltv masterrace
2018-08-10 07:43
#19
JJ | 
Nepal Besto 
YunOliek?
2018-08-09 14:37
He's a male, good luck lmaoo
2018-08-09 16:40
#84
JJ | 
Nepal Besto 
Show proof?
2018-08-10 09:54
Lmao did you really expect that he is a girl?
2018-08-10 11:20
#93
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Finland IFK 
Hasn’t she proved herself many times already? With time stamps etc.
2018-08-10 11:34
I didn't even know that she already show proofs, I'm just interested in men not women.
2018-08-10 11:42
Even better
2018-08-10 09:56
nt Mark Ruffalo
2018-08-10 11:29
Who
2018-08-10 11:38
1.6 player
2018-08-10 11:40
Source?
2018-08-10 12:18
Condition Zero
2018-08-10 13:25
#39
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United States gtmaniacmda 
there's probably a few... but I bet they would skip the trip :)
2018-08-10 07:45
all weebs WILL be executed
2018-08-09 14:34
+ infinity very true
2018-08-09 14:35
#20
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Not under Jonty's command
2018-08-09 14:37
+1
2018-08-10 08:11
I do have to agree with this
2018-08-10 09:56
#100
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 12:20
#106
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
I do have to agree with this.
2018-08-10 13:33
Weebs to slaves furries to prison Me as president
2018-08-09 14:36
#21
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xD
2018-08-09 14:37
#108
ropz | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
I do have to disagree with this.
2018-08-10 13:34
It's fun cuz everyone will go gay cuz we don't have any females.
2018-08-09 16:43
Thanks Kanye, very cool
2018-08-09 16:52
YOU DONT GIVE ME ANY ADVICE
2018-08-09 16:52
#29
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Germany zeolikk 
I guess no one would survive because people want to attack different nationalities like Russians, turks, Brazilians and ppl want to attack some fanbases like FaZe fans or anime fans
2018-08-09 16:51
+1
2018-08-09 16:53
#34
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Lmfao it would make an epic series
2018-08-10 07:42
#82
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Brazil coldzinNTC 
who would win afterall? this would be more popular than GoT for sure
2018-08-10 09:40
#88
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lmao it would, I can just imagine how much you can come up with different stories of how this kind of world would turn out xD tho only we would understand it An army led by Jonty would probably win in the end
2018-08-10 10:13
TheoTonin for president
2018-08-09 17:09
Bolognese=leader Admins=Commanders for the army 100000-900000 ID users = CIVS 99999-200 ID USERS = soldiers 200-1 users = gods
2018-08-10 08:12
#45
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
hahah this +1
2018-08-10 08:11
i'm a fag i forgot leader
2018-08-10 08:11
#47
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Jonty? If we want a peaceful world lul lockerboy would easily become the leader if he wanted too
2018-08-10 08:12
lockerboy fans= no food in 20000 years
2018-08-10 08:13
jonty=Ecomany Wtf did i just say he would bait us all Till we got no money
2018-08-10 08:15
#50
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lmfao Jovik has a good mind for war probably, he can be the commander of the army
2018-08-10 08:16
then Admins=hostages form office
2018-08-10 08:17
#55
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United States ImFat 
We all die and there will be no more HLTV cause no one can live on mars yet. Why you kill all hltv wtf?
2018-08-10 08:23
*lol*
2018-08-10 08:25
#61
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
We will make it Everyone on hltv = 200 iq alpha males, we got this
2018-08-10 08:37
this!
2018-08-10 09:12
stop lying
2018-08-10 08:50
#56
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Hungary Starwi 
We would have to ban all religions at first , so that we all may live in peace. Arguments instead of killing each other. Then we will decide the social status based on skills, since everyone will be at first poor. We will vote prokda as our leader only for the sake of people morale, build him statues and name cities after him and his might; meanwhile Jonty will rule from shadows since he actually has a well functioning brain. In the end we should build a Colosseum where we must fight with our counter strike skills for womens , since hltv girls are so low in number. Victorious is considered of superior quality and have the right to reproduce. Also , everyone who shows the slightest liking in kids must be feed to martian dogs as pedophile and weeb. Later on , our story continue.. We'll build our own hltv like website and then THE REICH WILL RISE !
2018-08-10 08:27
#62
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
OMG this +1111 This is exactly how we should have it!
2018-08-10 08:38
#67
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Hungary Starwi 
btw what would be our primary source of food since mars is load of crap? Although i'm against cannibalism , i believe there are some inferior species between hltv users,who shouldn't be considered humans. american pigs or romanian thieves would sure be considered nutritive if roasted well but in the end we could just kill them and use them as fertilizer or food for underwater species of mars.
2018-08-10 08:51
i like you, but it would be better no arguments, but killing each other anyway
2018-08-10 08:51
#73
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Hungary Starwi 
I just made this account and it seems to be a restriction on how much comments i can make in a day , i used to read but never had an account of my own to express my thoughts with you fellow users. Unfortunately i can't continue this discussion for much longer but please understand that everything i say and do is for the people and for the glory of humankind. I know sometimes is hard , we must make rough choices and give up on our beliefs and even our happiness in order to move forward; such is the fate of our poor species in this big, cold world. I am sure they would be happy to help mankind to survive, proud of their heroic deeds in the last seconds of breath, even if we burn them alive for food. There is need for evil so people could treasure the good and we must sacrifice ourselves so the others shouldn't suffer the same fate. It's the only way that , someday , we might end the circle of sacrifice, i believe ! We must not fight each other , because each of us is weak and pathetic by himself but together we are strong enough to pack up a good fist against anything, be it a collapsing star or black hole or alien invasion. The only thing in this life worse than death is solitude , for those who kill have the same desire to die. But fear nothing my dear kinsmen , harsh times will always pass, we'll prevail.
2018-08-10 09:11
#77
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Welcome new jontyV2!
2018-08-10 09:19
#71
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Dude your imagination is 10/10 xDD I have no idea, never considered the food. Might as well end up like the hunger games
2018-08-10 08:58
americans are too fat. not a healthy food source. we will all die due to high colesterol
2018-08-10 09:18
#78
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
LMFAO
2018-08-10 09:19
you wanna give the right to reproduce the winner of a combat? are you fucking crazy? how about you let the chick decide who she wanna fucks with. we might be on mars, but we are still civilised and not fucking animals XD
2018-08-10 09:17
+1 hahahaha
2018-08-10 13:39
bump for the best Topic this year
2018-08-10 09:42
#89
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xD If it only was reality
2018-08-10 10:14
+1
2018-08-10 13:55
I'll take over, fam
2018-08-10 13:29
It would probably be a normal society since no one here (including me) have the balls to do and say half of the things we say and do on the internet.
2018-08-10 14:12
#119
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
most real answer of today XD
2018-08-10 14:38
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