you're describing her like an object rofl
if you find a girl like that ur just gonna wake up all of a sudden
Apart from sex is a major issue. Sex is a huge piece of monogamy. What about the sex isn't good? ever think that maybe she thinks the same, but like you, just hasn't said anything about it.
Average looks, green/blue eyes, faithful.
Nothing else needed
then i slap u and u woke up
ok guys this is gonna be very specific but this is what a perfect gf looks like in my brain
-knows about fitness and will lift with me
-wants kids in next 10 years (I’ll be 28)
-likes to travel
-can eat beef 7 days a week
-not a nerd
-washes dishes :p
Not a bitch, not a hoe, doesnt smoke, decent looking, honest and faithful
I mean, ofc you should apreciate every single minute that you spend with your girlfriend, but is HLTV the right place to share your "love story" ? You can get attention somewhere else, no one cares about you and your gf here...
Would stop me from suicidal thoughts.
I need any girl im in bad situation i can accept every option
If she doesn't talk to other guys then I feel so fucking sorry for her
if this is true then you got a really nice gf, wife material.
judging by how you wrote this shit, i can assure you that you're gonna be someone who's gonna dream his whole life and stay forever alone :< i feel sad for you buddy
always attached to me on my left side of body
does alot of other things like uses knife and keyboard
She's loyal blue pegasus with Rainbow mane
I have my dream girlfriend already, but
Loya, nice, has a good sense of humour, smart and comes along with many people.
I would be fine if she would even exist.
white, 160-175cm, thin, blonde, cute face, kind
perfect gf is the one im in love with
My gf is older than me 2 yrs I look like bomb she has a few more kilograms and i forgive her for that
because loyalty,honsety>looks,she is even working on her body atm love you Marija <3
"hangs on me daily"
oof little parrot gives you blowjobs too?
Loyal, preferebly blonde, not ugly, gotta have similar humour and stuff
Big bob and preferably has a vagene
- 5-8 years old
- preferrably virgin (vagene virgin)
- takes it in the ass
- dick is a con, but i would get used to that
- medium bobs
- doesn’t stink
- no watch anime
- licks my toes and belly button
- shaved ass and vagene
>Shorter than 170 cm
>Maximum BMI of 26
>Big, deep eyes with a shine (not shallow, depressed glowless slits I have)
>Talks to me when I listen and listens to me when I talk
>Is objective in her decisions and firm. Not easily swayed
>Respects the value of money
>Hobbies not equal to nail salon, spa, shopping or partying.
>Respects the sanctity of the relationship
>Is joyous but pragmatic
>Cares for me and does small little things like washing the plate while I slice the fruits or opening the fridge door when I am arranging the groceries
>Appreciates my love and care silently and passively but loves me actively and shyly
I am going to die alone
Go marry her she is a goddess and u are hardly gonna get any one like her if u r telling the truth.
Coz u know what they say this bitches ain't loyal man!!!;)
to be honest, no way one perfect gf exist, btw, live without gf or have sex with a hooker, tbh i guess is the best way. a relationship its hard to take, at least for me.
Just someone who thinks like me (that could include wanting to be alone more than average, doing things in her own way, if everyone goes right she would turn left), and is very loyal.
*Those who consider Star Wars Prequels better than the Originals are automatically disqualified*
I love it how guys on hltv make a list of requirements like it's a fucking craigslist post
My existing gf by farrrrr
Blonde (long hair obv)
Slim body (not super fit but slim)
Short (im quiet short myself so..wouldnt stand higher woman then me lol)
Rest really depends, submissive and caring thats for sure, resourceful as well cuz i wouldnt like her to be seen as useless by others and fully dependent on me (i'd like her to be able to take care of herself when im not home), and generally very feminine.
I just despise some of those modern "strong independent wahmen", not because it threatens me or anything like that lol, i dont really care to be honest but its just not natural, kinda like men attributes in women. If i'd like that, it would mean that im kinda gay or smth imo lol.
Welp nowadays girls in my age are driniking, smoking and partying whole vacations for their parent's money and i need to work whole days and help my parents with their work as well, i wont accept girl who thinks only about partying and drinking and i dont think they are loyal, etc. As well im not so extrovert and confident, im not touching alcohol and cigarettes, thats why i will probably allways be alone and dickhead's like men who i know will have a lot of girls, thats how world is build.
around 5 years older than me, life experience, must have some sort of humor and needs to look presentable and take care of herself. maybe its a fetish or something but ever since seeing the fat tits of a classmates sister (she was like 18 or something) in 6th grade something in my mind made me fixated on the big sis type of gal. oh and if she had a dick that would make things even better
She dont annoy me when i go to club fuck some other bitches.
Fuck you and go play csgo ahahahah
between 110 and 130 IQ
fairly curved hips
gamer/weeb/book-nerd/comic-nerd/movies-nerd or some similar hobbies
pale skin (blonde, brown or black hair)
between 10 and 15 cm shorter than me
can talk and argue deep and interesting things
Never mind i'm just gonna go commit die
For me the perfect gf have : Perfect Ass , pretty face and cute , average tits not too big , blue or green eyes , brune or dark blonde , and between 1m60 and 1m75.
not too tall since i'm quite small
prefer brown eyes
we are tryink to see pic of your gf brother
a nice footlong with sauerkraut and dijon mustard
From my point of view, beauty is the whole thing, the combination of all those face features put in one. It's pointless analysing eye by eye, hair by hair, because at the end of the day you won't look at one beautiful eye or a beautiful hair, you'll look at a complete face.
Perfect evidence would be Kim Kardashian having the most aesthetic face in the world, proven scientifically with the most perfectly detailed features yet far from being the best looking woman in the world.
For example, in Emma Stone her ginger hair and blue eyes fit her the best, same as some other women like Scarlett Johansson look better blonde and blue eyed, just as Julia Muniz or Nina Dobrev look stunning black and brown haired/eyed.
Now in terms of personality, be naturally optimistic, cheerful, independent and good in the kitchen (relax sensitive people)