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describe your perfect gf
Sweden mikeybieber 
apart from sex, i'm really happy with my gf (2 years in 15 days). she tells me everything, is very loyal, doesn't talk with other guys, doesn't party, doesn't drink, looks good, does a lot of sports (big ass), blonde hair, a lot of common things, cooks for me if i want, motivates me alot, supports my decisions, makes me small gifts all the time, tells me she loves and hangs on me daily i know it's most likely not forever since it's just normal in todays society (wish it wasn't) but i'm pretty happy with her after 2 years still.
2018-08-15 00:08
Lithuania dozzah 
you're describing her like an object rofl
2018-08-15 00:10
well, middle easterner tend to treat women as property
2018-08-15 00:10
+1 lol it's always good to appreciate and think about stuff you like in your life. just like writing down your future wishes etc.
2018-08-15 00:11
u wont have a girlfriend like you mentioned, with a nick "mikeybieber"
2018-08-15 00:12
I'm just kidding btw frendo I would be appreciative if I could get a gf who gives me morale as well
2018-08-15 00:12
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Lithuania dozzah 
he didnt get it good one though
2018-08-15 00:13
i got it, muslim from sweden blablabla. all your lithuanian/russian/polak girls move to our rich countries and marry our guys
2018-08-15 00:13
Lithuania dozzah 
good for them. our country is shit. but hey atleast we dont have immigrants
2018-08-15 00:15
why would there be any immigrants its dogshit country lol
2018-08-15 13:22
Lithuania dozzah 
exactly, less problems for us woohoo
2018-08-15 16:12
Finland Scammer 
Same as turkey, turkey is the refugees you know
2018-08-15 22:11
Woooow the savageNess rofllllllll
2018-08-15 00:36
He's not "middle easterner". He's Baltic ...
2018-08-15 00:51
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Brazil teguP 
lmao ur dumb as shit
2018-08-16 00:08
And you're battlefielder. We alll have something.
2018-08-16 00:27
Xyp9x | 
Brazil teguP 
stop making up words
2018-08-16 00:29
Denmark Xipingu 
“Battlefielder” u wot
2018-08-16 15:11
he is talking about his hand hahha
2018-08-15 04:39
Europe deVulse 
Lol, women do exactly the same thing, hell everyone fuckin does. If u actually believe this is objectifying a person, then sorry to say but you're completely brainwashed leftist retard.
2018-08-15 22:56
Lithuania dozzah 
describing your significant other like an item on amazon makes me a leftist retard, ok
2018-08-16 00:45
Ukraine kek1 
Youre lucky guy
2018-08-15 00:10
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
if you find a girl like that ur just gonna wake up all of a sudden
2018-08-15 00:11
i know it's hard to understand that some people got gfs for virgins :(((
2018-08-15 00:11
Canada mattyfinch 
Apart from sex is a major issue. Sex is a huge piece of monogamy. What about the sex isn't good? ever think that maybe she thinks the same, but like you, just hasn't said anything about it.
2018-08-15 00:11
we talk about it a lot. for her it was never a major thing, she never fingered herself or anything before the relationship and has an extremly low lipido herself. for me it's a problem because i got a lot of testosteron and could fuck 3x each day if not more. anyways she said the days will get better and once she has less stress (end of school atm) then she will want again too
2018-08-15 00:13
You need to make her want to fuck You even in relationship
2018-08-15 00:41
United States autimaticTV 
7 years old
2018-08-15 00:13
Average looks, green/blue eyes, faithful. Nothing else needed
2018-08-15 00:13
somebody | 
Ethiopia xdcc 
if eyes not blue its just 1 punch away
2018-08-15 22:51
then i slap u and u woke up
2018-08-15 00:13
nice robot
2018-08-15 00:18
ok guys this is gonna be very specific but this is what a perfect gf looks like in my brain -blonde -slim face -sporty -passionate -fun -knows about fitness and will lift with me -likes cooking -strong
2018-08-15 00:19
this is basically my girlfriend except strong
2018-08-15 01:05
You actually have the perfect gf I always wanted mikeybieber, hope I found someone like her! Nice pick bro
2018-08-16 00:47
youre a lucky man
2018-08-17 18:54
For me -loyal -wants kids in next 10 years (I’ll be 28) -likes to travel -can eat beef 7 days a week -racist -virgin -not fat -not ugly -not a nerd -preferably blonde -washes dishes :p
2018-08-15 00:24
Post on craigslist.
2018-08-15 00:40
-racist i lold
2018-08-15 00:44
Well if she isn’t racist she probably would get annoyed with me lmao
2018-08-15 00:56
MB Reflect on racism? XD
2018-08-15 01:05
Yeah you should it makes no sense to not be racist, majority of blacks only cause problems in every country they are in. The only reason we tolerate them is because they are good entertainment really think about it, who are all the famous black people you know? Sport players, musicians and actors. Nothing else really, yes there are the ~5% with an iq greater than 125 who actually contributed but other than that most are just negative for any country the are in. Why do you think there is no successful country with majority blacks?
2018-08-15 02:45
Are you special?
2018-08-15 03:08
No just not retarded
2018-08-15 03:49
Thats very special nowadays
2018-08-15 11:00
United States Potassium39 
"The only reason we tolerate them is because they are good entertainment " What a retarded. Like you and your delusional white supremacists can do anything about it.
2018-08-15 07:01
Not a white supremacist considering I think Asians are more intelligent than us, I’m more a code word for white supremacist a “race realist” I realize that blacks are on average borderline retarded so I don’t tolerate most of them, because as I said there are a small precent that are intelligent.
2018-08-15 13:30
wise guy
2018-08-16 02:56
Do you know any famous white people other than sport players, musicians and actors?
2018-08-15 11:00
Donald Trump
2018-08-15 13:19
Most famous doctors, scientists, relavant world leaders, lawyers, philosophers, etc. how many blacks can you name of those categories? Now how many whites and Asians can you name of that category? Yes there are some but not a lot mainly because they have an average iq of 80, (edit: 80 iq means you are borderline retarded) which does mean there are about 10-15% of them who have iqs greater than 115, but whites average iq is 100 meaning and Asians have 105+ average iq so that’s why East Asian and western cities are so nice and Africans still live in huts and can’t build cities without Europeans or Asians building for them.
2018-08-15 13:31
United States Potassium39 
Are you pulling these IQ numbers outta ur ass? And FYI there is no such thing as average iq, because you simply can't not average iq. And sure, Africans still live in huts and can't build cites, Like wise some of these " intelligent" Asians. Asia isn't only Japan and Korea kid, there is Nepal, Vietnam, Combodia, etc.. but still , south Africa hosted a World Cup.
2018-08-15 22:00
South Africa the only country in Africa that was good then the blacks took over and it’s in shambles now lmao. Also these iq numbers are from studies that have been done and they are fact. You live in a fiction world where everyone is equal and there is no difference between anyone grow up and learn something.
2018-08-15 22:31
You're officially an idiot, cg
2018-08-16 02:43
United States Potassium39 
name checks out btw.
2018-08-16 05:00
Poland swstk 
based and redpilled
2018-08-16 01:00
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JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Racist and virgin XDD
2018-08-15 22:08
Maybe I should look for a polish girl eh?
2018-08-15 22:31
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Ye they are fit asf shame i dont live in poland coz it would be so much easier for me to get a girl the uk is horrible kinda but ye
2018-08-15 22:36
Ok I’ll pick you up in Englando and we will go to Poland and fak beaches
2018-08-15 22:37
You seem like a fucking retarded douche, you're probably a huge white boy whimp who wouldn't be anything without a gun Have a miserable life u miserable fuck
2018-08-16 05:18
Care to explain? Btw I don’t own a gun and I’m not miserable, but you seem to be. Have you tried a doctor? That might help you.
2018-08-16 14:22
Nope not really miserable at all. Got a girl, not a racist, has all kinds of friends with different races. It's fucking rad. Go circle jerk with your other half wit kkk wannabes
2018-08-16 15:07
I too have friends of other races just not black lmao also having friends of other races doesn’t make you a better person so get off your high horse
2018-08-16 15:09
Not a bitch, not a hoe, doesnt smoke, decent looking, honest and faithful
2018-08-15 00:43
United States Potassium39 
-1 for doesn't smoke
2018-08-15 07:12
Poland sHEEYmON 
-Fan of NaVi tells all in Ukraine u can get cigarettes for less than a dollar for pack
2018-08-15 23:21
I mean, ofc you should apreciate every single minute that you spend with your girlfriend, but is HLTV the right place to share your "love story" ? You can get attention somewhere else, no one cares about you and your gf here...
2018-08-15 00:52
i ask for YOUR dream girl. are you jealous or why do you react like this
2018-08-15 01:06
Usually when people are asking that question they dont add their love story and information about their anniversary.. Thats like asking whats your favorite car and starting talking about your car that you bought 2 years ago..
2018-08-15 01:11
yes pretty much everyone on every forum does? LOL like literally every thread that is like "create ur dream team" or "whos ur favorite player/team/car/meal" has their own opinion in the topic
2018-08-15 01:13
Yes they are telling a fictional dream, not bragging about how good their lives are.
2018-08-15 11:01
2018-08-15 01:20
Poland aleks2805 
Would stop me from suicidal thoughts.
2018-08-15 00:52
Uffff that hurts me
2018-08-15 00:56
Poland aleks2805 
I'll meet one in friday cross your fingers for me borther. :3
2018-08-15 01:06
girls will only solve your depression problems in short term. u will feel good for a while but once u realize that girls dont fix ur problems, ur depressions will come back. try to find other things that you can controll better. also if ur girl will leave = u will feel worse than before
2018-08-15 01:08
Poland aleks2805 
It just depends on me I know. But I want to have someone to feel good being with.
2018-08-15 01:57
I need any girl im in bad situation i can accept every option
2018-08-15 01:03 u should contact her
2018-08-15 01:06
Lmao i love it
2018-08-15 01:10
i lold
2018-08-15 22:16
170cm cute face listens to similar music likes to watch movies
2018-08-15 01:11
i'm sorry to disappoint you gl0wen but girls with a cute face don't watch anime trash movies and play minecraft
2018-08-15 01:11
They do. I met one in Italy last summer we watched Naruto together. I didn't mention video games, nerd.
2018-08-15 01:12
dude again. normal, good looking girls laugh their asses off at anime virgins. i never met a normal good looking girl that ever mentioned anime (my gf also hates it)
2018-08-15 01:14
when you're an interesting good looking guy girls do whatever you want to just so they'll be with you. Your GF is very shallow if you even have one since you're a fucking nerd. And good looks are all preference.
2018-08-15 01:15
are u fucking retarded? >girls do whatever you want if u are good looking >your gf is shallow holy shit the logic of this kid XD looks is literally the biggest factor for shallow bitches who don't care about personality. and i'm saying that with above average looks and good personality (at least my friends and gf say so)
2018-08-15 01:19
Yes I did kinda fuck myself over with that but the point is your reply is fucking stupid cause girls are just creatures that need a hand to hold that guides them through life. and you being good looking they'll be down to do whatever you want to do. Be it playing video games, watching anime, or just skinny dipping in the river
2018-08-15 01:21
i wouldn't want a gf if she only likes me because i'm good looking. it's right that many girls need someone to guide them through some steps (making decisions for example) but if she literally only likes things all out of the sudden because of me which she either didn't give a shit about before or even hated before, then she can search someone who shares the same thoughts and opinions of her
2018-08-15 01:24
Who the fuck cares what the girl was into or wasn't. it's 2k18 you don't go searching for relationships and even if you do it's for 3-4 months max. I dont know how old you are but if you're under 25 and looking for girls that like you for who you are you're just missing out
2018-08-15 01:25
everyone has his preferences. i'm happy with my gf for 2 years now and i'm nowhere near breaking up or anything. so at 25 you look for a girl, how long does it take till you find the right one? when do you want kids if you even want some? you want to make a baby with a girl you know for 1-2 years? u can't just be 25 and take the first girl you see and say "yep, thats the girl i want kids with" it takes years to find the right one
2018-08-15 01:28
Not literally go searching for a girl to wife and have kids with at 25 wtf. But 25 would be the age you could start closing up the window and start looking for someone to settle down with. You seem like you want kids before you turn 30 which is weird as hell
2018-08-15 01:30
if i got a gf since 6-7 years, a decent job and a flat/house by 27-28 why not?
2018-08-15 01:30
If thats your case then fine but not a lot of people are in that situation
2018-08-15 01:31
NAF | 
United States Jammin800k 
In every interest there are attractive and unattractive people, your interests dont reflect your looks. You could be into hair and makeup and be ugly or into anime for example and be cute. The fact that I have to explain that is asinine
2018-08-15 01:27
people who watch anime are fucking socially awkward autists who have problems in real life. if i think about it, i realize that i know about 5-8 people who watch anime that i know of and they're all social awkward fucks who either don't have any friends or switch their friendships often because nobody likes them after a few days. just like how everyone hates weeabs online
2018-08-15 01:30
I watch anime and I've got a ton of friends and not a single problem irl, well I did have one aka picking what college to go to. See the problem is Swedes are usually autistic. Combine that with them watching anime and you get socially awkward nerds. But the rest of the normal world watching anime doesn't change a single thing about them.
2018-08-15 01:36
i'm not even swedish which makes your argument completely irrelevant. why do so many people on here, on 4chan, on reddit etc. think people who watch anime are autistic? if it was only me, okay i might've been wrong but no, so many fucking people i know think anime is for faggots. especially girls. i was at some random ts3 today and trolled people, used anime name etc. and even fucking girls said i was a faggot for watching that shitty japanese cartoons
2018-08-15 01:42
4chan is literally irrelevant same for hltv aka the place full of nerds that will do anything to fit in. Every girl I met on the internet hasn't been against anime and I've met a lot. Do you realize how many successful people movie actors fkn athletes or you tubers watch anime? Literally breaks apart your whole argument I dont get what you're trying to prove here
2018-08-15 01:43
lmao. ofc you met them on internet cuz normal girls on the street will laugh at you with ur gay little movies. do you realize that those people maybe watch dragon ball and that's it? i doubt some kanye west or so will watch fucking little girls with big breasts talking japanse with english subtitles
2018-08-15 13:01
You literally talked about girls on the internet shit talking anime.. And who said I was talking about ''big breasts talking Japanese'' Do you realize how stupid you sound? And I wouldn't be mentioning these celebrities if they only watched 1 anime.
2018-08-15 13:18
OKAY if you are so sure. please name the celebs and source. i heard of samuel l jackson, kanye west, kim kardashian etc. and i'm 100% sure the majority of them who admitted watching this shit maybe watched pokemon and dragonball and thats it
2018-08-15 14:32
Zac Efron Tobey Maguire Steven Adams RDC_World1 (Whole cast that is) XXXTentacion Travis Scott De'Aron Fox Gordon Hayward Ski mask etc.. I dont understand how you haven't seen a bunch of people on the internet accepting anime especially in 2k18. Wait I actually know. Its cause you lurk around trash low grade people in 4chan and HLTV. Try snapchat instagram or just youtube for once.
2018-08-15 16:45
zac efron has talked ONCE about anime (death note) in an interview never else you heard him talk about it before. he only watches death note, naruto and dragonballz which pretty much everyone watches when they were 12. same with travis scott and xxxtentaction. literlaly 0 proof they actually like it, not a single interview found on google or any twitter/instagram post or anything. just random people claiming they are weeabs and only because you subbed anime shit on youtube, snapchat and instagram, doesn't mean that every normal people get the same shit on their front page. i never see anime cancer on my frontpages or on my snap stories.
2018-08-15 19:02
NAF | 
United States Jammin800k 
I mean you started that with a disgustingly huge generalization followed by anecdotal evidence so I really have no reason continue this conversation.
2018-08-15 03:51
hes an idiot
2018-08-15 13:22
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Nt minecrafter
2018-08-15 22:11
+1 what does this kid think with his miencraft and anime movies XD he really thinks he can attract some woman or so
2018-08-15 22:11
I had 2 gfs. You can talk shit all you want and lie to yourself. But best believe id beat your ass IRL.
2018-08-15 22:13
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
So u play minecraft roleplay ur whole life and only had 2 gfs in there omegalul
2018-08-15 22:16
eat my ass
2018-08-15 22:16
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
I dont want to go to jail for raping a kid
2018-08-15 22:18
@ me if you ever get to Belgium in your life I'd gladly want you to believe you're meeting a kid then rob you and make sure you never leave it
2018-08-15 22:22
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Ok minecrafter
2018-08-15 22:30
holy shit i found the legendary minecraft utuber
2018-08-15 22:41
ur mom
2018-08-15 22:41
dude u are legendary
2018-08-15 22:45
LMAO you would beat my ass. ive fought guys when u were still sucking on ur moms tits. i fought around 20+ times in my life and learned from every single one of them. last time i fought was some mma fighter who fights since he is 7 years old or so and i beat his ass in 1v1. come at me
2018-08-15 22:18
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
It was mike tyson u beat so good men gj
2018-08-15 22:19
Was that supposed to mean anything lol? You talk way too much about your life for anyone to believe anything. Stop living a lie. And besides if you're in Belgium @ me.
2018-08-15 22:19
i'm just sick of fucking minecraft playing little kids who have a squeaker voice and watch anime that say they would beat me ass when i fucked up guys that are 2x the size of you. fucking weab thinks he can do anything :DDD show ur fucking face
2018-08-15 22:24
Im 191cm and 86kg. Id gladly like to see you beating me up. Cause ive had some kids just like you saying the train mma and will come to Brussels to beat me up. And never showed up. So basically stop this nonsense nerd if you're ever in Brussels @ me.
2018-08-15 22:26
like i fucking drive to brussels to beat some anime watching minecraft youtuber LMAO. i just want to open your fucking eyes that you wont do shit in real life. go watch anime faggot. im 10cm shorter than you but i promise u wouldnt hit me a single time
2018-08-15 22:27
Okay great. Keep the positive attitude. Bring that girlfriend you keep lying about as well lonely nerd. @ me when you're in Brussels.
2018-08-15 22:28
i know its hard to believe that someone has a hot gf while being a little minecraft kid that only has ugly girls :(((( maybe one day u will also get an above average girl
2018-08-15 22:42
I don't believe for a sec you have a hot gf, actually not even a gf. I had girlfriends that I found good looking. and I didn't care what scrawny nerds like you thought. @ me when you're in Brussels or stop playing
2018-08-15 22:43
why would i ever be in that muslim infested shithole like brussels?
2018-08-15 22:46
Cause it's still better than any kind of noname village you live in Sweden. And all the muslims were integrated in the culture decades ago. Most aren't even that religious anymore you'll like it here until I see you and take everything you have.
2018-08-15 22:47
dude you're the one that tries to justify and counter every single argument, whether it's troll or not. you're the one looking like an insecure weabo autist
2018-08-15 22:50
What the hell does that have to do with my last reply? Stop trying to switch topics you little hoe talks all that shit but can't pull up. You'll be the 3rd trash from hltv that didn't want to meet up.
2018-08-15 22:51
how about you come to me? u are the one who said he will beat my ass why would i come to you? in what reality do you live in? 76131 Karlsruhe Germany if you are close, you can message me on hltv :)
2018-08-15 23:00
Was in Germany in February this year was supposed to meet up with Dreck in Hamburg to beat his ass but he never showed up. Ill message you if im ever near that place.
2018-08-15 23:02
LMAO you surley only went to hamburg to meet dreck. fucking weab living in his phantasy world u are. yes come.
2018-08-15 23:03
no I went with a friend during a school break for 7 days and he happened to live close by. and never showed up even after telling him my hotel and everything. Like I said ill message you when and if im close by.
2018-08-15 23:04
ok i will come.
2018-08-15 23:18
She is black
2018-08-15 01:39
Sunny's sister.. /End
2018-08-15 01:48
Ecuador idkwhoami 
give pic pls
2018-08-15 02:09
African Union wtbx 
If she doesn't talk to other guys then I feel so fucking sorry for her
2018-08-15 02:10
Disagree. If she talks to other guys either she's extrovert (which is normal) or she is not interested in you.
2018-08-15 02:17
African Union wtbx 
If two people are in a relationship and she doesn't talk to other guys or girls because she's in a relationship then God help her
2018-08-15 10:25
dude she talks to some guys. guys who we both know would never have a chance or guys she is in friendship before we got together. its not like im some psycho guy who forbids her to go outside with friends or smth but i mean she doesnt talk to guys that are hot, she was interested in or guys she knows that love her
2018-08-15 13:03
African Union wtbx 
that's fine then, it wasn't clear in the op! hope you both continue to have a lovely relationship then :D
2018-08-15 13:06
ty men )
2018-08-15 13:07
Brazil nyz 
if this is true then you got a really nice gf, wife material.
2018-08-15 03:10
judging by how you wrote this shit, i can assure you that you're gonna be someone who's gonna dream his whole life and stay forever alone :< i feel sad for you buddy
2018-08-15 03:15
Australia t0rrent 
He said he's had his gf for 2 years already retard
2018-08-15 04:50
who the fuck is talking to you, you ugly aussie kunt
2018-08-15 07:17
Australia t0rrent 
I don't need your permission to point out that you're a retard
2018-08-15 08:47
im pretty sure you're a bigger retard than me you fucking aborigin
2018-08-15 10:04
Australia t0rrent 
that's why you're retarded
2018-08-15 10:56
being called a retard by a monkey like you is actually a compliment
2018-08-15 11:33
Australia t0rrent 
hahaha this is just like clockwork, I don't even need to say anything, you just keep making yourself look even dumber
2018-08-15 13:00
he's a dumb fuck no need to reply to this kid
2018-08-15 13:05
Poland sHEEYmON 
2018-08-15 23:36
always attached to me on my left side of body does alot of other things like uses knife and keyboard
2018-08-15 07:43
Ukraine dashbug 
She's loyal blue pegasus with Rainbow mane
2018-08-15 07:49
Russian...just Russian
2018-08-15 08:55
Korea XigNw0w 
I have my dream girlfriend already, but Loya, nice, has a good sense of humour, smart and comes along with many people.
2018-08-15 09:00
World taco__ 
I would be fine if she would even exist.
2018-08-15 10:05
white, 160-175cm, thin, blonde, cute face, kind
2018-08-15 11:38
what about faithful, loyal, trustworthy etc? u dont mind that stuff?
2018-08-15 13:04
I just want her to exist
2018-08-15 11:53
lul :D
2018-08-15 13:19
Poland sHEEYmON 
2018-08-15 23:41
perfect gf is the one im in love with
2018-08-15 13:15
2018-08-15 13:20
2018-08-15 13:28
My gf is older than me 2 yrs I look like bomb she has a few more kilograms and i forgive her for that because loyalty,honsety>looks,she is even working on her body atm love you Marija <3
2018-08-15 13:23
United Kingdom TypicalBrit 
"hangs on me daily" oof little parrot gives you blowjobs too?
2018-08-15 13:23
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2018-08-15 14:33
Sweden zeromeister 
Loyal, preferebly blonde, not ugly, gotta have similar humour and stuff
2018-08-15 16:24
ye sounds good. especially that u put loyality first. its most important imo
2018-08-15 22:09
Sweden zeromeister 
2018-08-15 22:37
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Big bob and preferably has a vagene
2018-08-15 22:14
Croatia mds818 
2018-08-15 22:17
- 5-8 years old - preferrably virgin (vagene virgin) - takes it in the ass - dick is a con, but i would get used to that - medium bobs - doesn’t stink - no watch anime - licks my toes and belly button - shaved ass and vagene
2018-08-15 22:20
Poland cGev 
- preferrably virgin (vagene virgin) - takes it in the ass Pick one
2018-08-15 22:35
yes vagene virgin but not anal virgin
2018-08-16 06:52
Brazil 16|0 
2018-08-15 23:20
yes herro how can i help you
2018-08-16 06:52
>Shorter than 170 cm >Maximum BMI of 26 >Big, deep eyes with a shine (not shallow, depressed glowless slits I have) >Talks to me when I listen and listens to me when I talk >Is objective in her decisions and firm. Not easily swayed >Respects the value of money >Hobbies not equal to nail salon, spa, shopping or partying. >Respects the sanctity of the relationship >Is joyous but pragmatic >Cares for me and does small little things like washing the plate while I slice the fruits or opening the fridge door when I am arranging the groceries >Appreciates my love and care silently and passively but loves me actively and shyly I am going to die alone
2018-08-15 22:23
you are a beautiful soul dude (no homo) some girl is gonna see what you got in you you might die alone but you r probably gonna spend most of your life with a woman by your side one advice: you need to smile more. even if you dont feel like it, just force yourself and its gonna make you feel better. believe me. cheers
2018-08-16 00:05
Cheers to you too lad
2018-08-16 06:56
Wtf man Go marry her she is a goddess and u are hardly gonna get any one like her if u r telling the truth. Coz u know what they say this bitches ain't loyal man!!!;)
2018-08-15 22:25
marrying isnt gonna reduce the chance of them breaking up though i guess, its not gonna make them stay together forever. nobody sees marriage as an unbreakable bond anymore LOL
2018-08-16 00:06
Yea ik so shitty
2018-08-16 06:47
Brazil VeryColdGuy 
to be honest, no way one perfect gf exist, btw, live without gf or have sex with a hooker, tbh i guess is the best way. a relationship its hard to take, at least for me.
2018-08-15 22:28
Poland cGev 
Just someone who thinks like me (that could include wanting to be alone more than average, doing things in her own way, if everyone goes right she would turn left), and is very loyal. *Those who consider Star Wars Prequels better than the Originals are automatically disqualified*
2018-08-15 22:33
Poland cGev 
I love it how guys on hltv make a list of requirements like it's a fucking craigslist post
2018-08-15 22:37
Poland Looopie 
yeah, I would like a girl with huge dick that's all I want
2018-08-15 22:40
United States Cherryyy 
My existing gf by farrrrr
2018-08-15 22:52
Europe deVulse 
Blonde (long hair obv) Blue eyes Slim body (not super fit but slim) Short (im quiet short myself so..wouldnt stand higher woman then me lol) Rest really depends, submissive and caring thats for sure, resourceful as well cuz i wouldnt like her to be seen as useless by others and fully dependent on me (i'd like her to be able to take care of herself when im not home), and generally very feminine. I just despise some of those modern "strong independent wahmen", not because it threatens me or anything like that lol, i dont really care to be honest but its just not natural, kinda like men attributes in women. If i'd like that, it would mean that im kinda gay or smth imo lol.
2018-08-15 23:21
i know waht u mean. on one side i want a "breakable" woman that is thin and very femine but on the other side i would be fucking annoyed if she is too lady like. if she sees a bug jump away and scream etc
2018-08-15 23:16
Europe deVulse 
Just made edit to add few thinks right before ur comment lol anyway yeah thats kinda it, im generally very aggressive person irl but when it comes to women i treat them very calmly and carefully but i'd like her to appreciate that and not think that im obligated to it just because she's a fuckin woman lol, pretty much how most western and american women think these days (thankfully im not westerner). And by saying that im "aggressive person irl" i dont mean that i walk up to random guys on the streets and beat the shit out of them, i mean that i tend to act aggressively when someone fucks up with me and when it comes to doing things i tend to push them no matter what to reach my goals etc. but women calm me down in general dunno why but yeah thats how i am
2018-08-15 23:33
yes im exactly the same. i fought a lot of times on the street but i never screamed at my gf in the 2 years relationship
2018-08-15 23:34
you basically want a slave that cooks for you and who you can fuck? well man, if you arent muslim already why not convert to islam, im sure you will find a poor woman there whose parents are gonna sell her to you for the right amount of money.
2018-08-16 00:02
Europe deVulse 
no u fuckin retard, ur just a brainwashed leftist piece of shit that dont understand shit yet dares to speak
2018-08-16 00:40
he will get cheated at
2018-08-16 00:41
Poland sHEEYmON 
Welp nowadays girls in my age are driniking, smoking and partying whole vacations for their parent's money and i need to work whole days and help my parents with their work as well, i wont accept girl who thinks only about partying and drinking and i dont think they are loyal, etc. As well im not so extrovert and confident, im not touching alcohol and cigarettes, thats why i will probably allways be alone and dickhead's like men who i know will have a lot of girls, thats how world is build.
2018-08-15 23:52
u will find ur girl dude. my gf also doesnt do any of them. its rare but u will find the one who fits to u
2018-08-15 23:52
Poland sHEEYmON 
i hope so, but what i want to say is that im embarrassed with that how people in my age behaves nowadays i allways felt like im more mature and responsible than my equals
2018-08-15 23:56
around 5 years older than me, life experience, must have some sort of humor and needs to look presentable and take care of herself. maybe its a fetish or something but ever since seeing the fat tits of a classmates sister (she was like 18 or something) in 6th grade something in my mind made me fixated on the big sis type of gal. oh and if she had a dick that would make things even better
2018-08-15 23:59
She dont annoy me when i go to club fuck some other bitches.
2018-08-16 00:00
she has to exist
2018-08-16 00:02
Portugal dabl1w 
Fuck you and go play csgo ahahahah
2018-08-16 00:29
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Argentina Nawll 
virgin between 110 and 130 IQ small tatas fairly curved hips gamer/weeb/book-nerd/comic-nerd/movies-nerd or some similar hobbies pale skin (blonde, brown or black hair) skinny introvert loyal openminded between 10 and 15 cm shorter than me can talk and argue deep and interesting things Never mind i'm just gonna go commit die
2018-08-16 00:51
how old r u
2018-08-16 02:18
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Argentina Nawll 
21 virgin LUL
2018-08-16 02:38
For me the perfect gf have : Perfect Ass , pretty face and cute , average tits not too big , blue or green eyes , brune or dark blonde , and between 1m60 and 1m75.
2018-08-16 00:54
cute not too tall since i'm quite small awsome personality prefer brown eyes blonde/purple/green/brown/black/red hair any race
2018-08-16 01:03
we are tryink to see pic of your gf brother
2018-08-16 01:19
a nice footlong with sauerkraut and dijon mustard
2018-08-16 05:02
Portugal CRMN1 
From my point of view, beauty is the whole thing, the combination of all those face features put in one. It's pointless analysing eye by eye, hair by hair, because at the end of the day you won't look at one beautiful eye or a beautiful hair, you'll look at a complete face. Perfect evidence would be Kim Kardashian having the most aesthetic face in the world, proven scientifically with the most perfectly detailed features yet far from being the best looking woman in the world. For example, in Emma Stone her ginger hair and blue eyes fit her the best, same as some other women like Scarlett Johansson look better blonde and blue eyed, just as Julia Muniz or Nina Dobrev look stunning black and brown haired/eyed. Now in terms of personality, be naturally optimistic, cheerful, independent and good in the kitchen (relax sensitive people)
2018-08-16 06:07
Germany zeolikk 
2018-08-16 06:49
Finland Ez4encehaHAA 
2018-08-16 07:11
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