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describe your perfect gf
Sweden mikeybieber 
apart from sex, i'm really happy with my gf (2 years in 15 days). she tells me everything, is very loyal, doesn't talk with other guys, doesn't party, doesn't drink, looks good, does a lot of sports (big ass), blonde hair, a lot of common things, cooks for me if i want, motivates me alot, supports my decisions, makes me small gifts all the time, tells me she loves and hangs on me daily i know it's most likely not forever since it's just normal in todays society (wish it wasn't) but i'm pretty happy with her after 2 years still.
2018-08-15 00:08
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Lithuania dozzah 
you're describing her like an object rofl
2018-08-15 00:10
he is talking about his hand hahha
2018-08-15 04:39
#166
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Europe deVulse 
Lol, women do exactly the same thing, hell everyone fuckin does. If u actually believe this is objectifying a person, then sorry to say but you're completely brainwashed leftist retard.
2018-08-15 22:56
#195
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Lithuania dozzah 
describing your significant other like an item on amazon makes me a leftist retard, ok
2018-08-16 00:45
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Ukraine kek1 
Youre lucky guy
2018-08-15 00:10
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Norway fen0m 
if you find a girl like that ur just gonna wake up all of a sudden
2018-08-15 00:11
i know it's hard to understand that some people got gfs for virgins :(((
2018-08-15 00:11
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Canada mattyfinch 
Apart from sex is a major issue. Sex is a huge piece of monogamy. What about the sex isn't good? ever think that maybe she thinks the same, but like you, just hasn't said anything about it.
2018-08-15 00:11
we talk about it a lot. for her it was never a major thing, she never fingered herself or anything before the relationship and has an extremly low lipido herself. for me it's a problem because i got a lot of testosteron and could fuck 3x each day if not more. anyways she said the days will get better and once she has less stress (end of school atm) then she will want again too
2018-08-15 00:13
You need to make her want to fuck You even in relationship
2018-08-15 00:41
#13
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United States autimaticTV 
7 years old
2018-08-15 00:13
Average looks, green/blue eyes, faithful. Nothing else needed
2018-08-15 00:13
#162
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Myanmar xdcc 
if eyes not blue its just 1 punch away
2018-08-15 22:51
then i slap u and u woke up
2018-08-15 00:13
nice robot
2018-08-15 00:18
ok guys this is gonna be very specific but this is what a perfect gf looks like in my brain -blonde -slim face -sporty -passionate -fun -knows about fitness and will lift with me -likes cooking -strong
2018-08-15 00:19
this is basically my girlfriend except strong
2018-08-15 01:05
You actually have the perfect gf I always wanted mikeybieber, hope I found someone like her! Nice pick bro
2018-08-16 00:47
youre a lucky man
2018-08-17 18:54
For me -loyal -wants kids in next 10 years (I’ll be 28) -likes to travel -can eat beef 7 days a week -racist -virgin -not fat -not ugly -not a nerd -preferably blonde -washes dishes :p
2018-08-15 00:24
Post on craigslist.
2018-08-15 00:40
-racist i lold
2018-08-15 00:44
Well if she isn’t racist she probably would get annoyed with me lmao
2018-08-15 00:56
MB Reflect on racism? XD
2018-08-15 01:05
Yeah you should it makes no sense to not be racist, majority of blacks only cause problems in every country they are in. The only reason we tolerate them is because they are good entertainment really think about it, who are all the famous black people you know? Sport players, musicians and actors. Nothing else really, yes there are the ~5% with an iq greater than 125 who actually contributed but other than that most are just negative for any country the are in. Why do you think there is no successful country with majority blacks?
2018-08-15 02:45
Are you special?
2018-08-15 03:08
No just not retarded
2018-08-15 03:49
Thats very special nowadays
2018-08-15 11:00
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United States Potassium39 
"The only reason we tolerate them is because they are good entertainment " What a retarded. Like you and your delusional white supremacists can do anything about it.
2018-08-15 07:01
Not a white supremacist considering I think Asians are more intelligent than us, I’m more a code word for white supremacist a “race realist” I realize that blacks are on average borderline retarded so I don’t tolerate most of them, because as I said there are a small precent that are intelligent.
2018-08-15 13:30
wise guy
2018-08-16 02:56
Do you know any famous white people other than sport players, musicians and actors?
2018-08-15 11:00
Donald Trump
2018-08-15 13:19
Most famous doctors, scientists, relavant world leaders, lawyers, philosophers, etc. how many blacks can you name of those categories? Now how many whites and Asians can you name of that category? Yes there are some but not a lot mainly because they have an average iq of 80, (edit: 80 iq means you are borderline retarded) which does mean there are about 10-15% of them who have iqs greater than 115, but whites average iq is 100 meaning and Asians have 105+ average iq so that’s why East Asian and western cities are so nice and Africans still live in huts and can’t build cities without Europeans or Asians building for them.
2018-08-15 13:31
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United States Potassium39 
Are you pulling these IQ numbers outta ur ass? And FYI there is no such thing as average iq, because you simply can't not average iq. And sure, Africans still live in huts and can't build cites, Like wise some of these " intelligent" Asians. Asia isn't only Japan and Korea kid, there is Nepal, Vietnam, Combodia, etc.. but still , south Africa hosted a World Cup.
2018-08-15 22:00
South Africa the only country in Africa that was good then the blacks took over and it’s in shambles now lmao. Also these iq numbers are from studies that have been done and they are fact. You live in a fiction world where everyone is equal and there is no difference between anyone grow up and learn something.
2018-08-15 22:31
You're officially an idiot, cg
2018-08-16 02:43
#207
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United States Potassium39 
name checks out btw.
2018-08-16 05:00
#199
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Poland swstk 
based and redpilled
2018-08-16 01:00
Feelsmartman
2018-08-16 01:17
#121
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Poland HooDlesxd 
Racist and virgin XDD
2018-08-15 22:08
Maybe I should look for a polish girl eh?
2018-08-15 22:31
#150
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Poland HooDlesxd 
Ye they are fit asf shame i dont live in poland coz it would be so much easier for me to get a girl the uk is horrible kinda but ye
2018-08-15 22:36
Ok I’ll pick you up in Englando and we will go to Poland and fak beaches
2018-08-15 22:37
You seem like a fucking retarded douche, you're probably a huge white boy whimp who wouldn't be anything without a gun Have a miserable life u miserable fuck
2018-08-16 05:18
Care to explain? Btw I don’t own a gun and I’m not miserable, but you seem to be. Have you tried a doctor? That might help you.
2018-08-16 14:22
Nope not really miserable at all. Got a girl, not a racist, has all kinds of friends with different races. It's fucking rad. Go circle jerk with your other half wit kkk wannabes
2018-08-16 15:07
I too have friends of other races just not black lmao also having friends of other races doesn’t make you a better person so get off your high horse
2018-08-16 15:09
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Belarus diehartz 
Not a bitch, not a hoe, doesnt smoke, decent looking, honest and faithful
2018-08-15 00:43
#77
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United States Potassium39 
-1 for doesn't smoke
2018-08-15 07:12
#175
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Poland sHEEYmON 
-Fan of NaVi tells all in Ukraine u can get cigarettes for less than a dollar for pack
2018-08-15 23:21
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Lithuania SiTyGas 
I mean, ofc you should apreciate every single minute that you spend with your girlfriend, but is HLTV the right place to share your "love story" ? You can get attention somewhere else, no one cares about you and your gf here...
2018-08-15 00:52
i ask for YOUR dream girl. are you jealous or why do you react like this
2018-08-15 01:06
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Lithuania SiTyGas 
Usually when people are asking that question they dont add their love story and information about their anniversary.. Thats like asking whats your favorite car and starting talking about your car that you bought 2 years ago..
2018-08-15 01:11
yes pretty much everyone on every forum does? LOL like literally every thread that is like "create ur dream team" or "whos ur favorite player/team/car/meal" has their own opinion in the topic
2018-08-15 01:13
Yes they are telling a fictional dream, not bragging about how good their lives are.
2018-08-15 11:01
+1
2018-08-15 01:20
Would stop me from suicidal thoughts.
2018-08-15 00:52
Uffff that hurts me
2018-08-15 00:56
I'll meet one in friday cross your fingers for me borther. :3
2018-08-15 01:06
girls will only solve your depression problems in short term. u will feel good for a while but once u realize that girls dont fix ur problems, ur depressions will come back. try to find other things that you can controll better. also if ur girl will leave = u will feel worse than before
2018-08-15 01:08
It just depends on me I know. But I want to have someone to feel good being with.
2018-08-15 01:57
I need any girl im in bad situation i can accept every option
2018-08-15 01:03
i.imgur.com/T3X4Lfs.jpg u should contact her
2018-08-15 01:06
Lmao i love it
2018-08-15 01:10
i lold
2018-08-15 22:16
She is black
2018-08-15 01:39
Sunny's sister.. /End
2018-08-15 01:48
give pic pls
2018-08-15 02:09
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African Union wtbx 
If she doesn't talk to other guys then I feel so fucking sorry for her
2018-08-15 02:10
Disagree. If she talks to other guys either she's extrovert (which is normal) or she is not interested in you.
2018-08-15 02:17
#86
African Union wtbx 
If two people are in a relationship and she doesn't talk to other guys or girls because she's in a relationship then God help her
2018-08-15 10:25
dude she talks to some guys. guys who we both know would never have a chance or guys she is in friendship before we got together. its not like im some psycho guy who forbids her to go outside with friends or smth but i mean she doesnt talk to guys that are hot, she was interested in or guys she knows that love her
2018-08-15 13:03
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African Union wtbx 
that's fine then, it wasn't clear in the op! hope you both continue to have a lovely relationship then :D
2018-08-15 13:06
ty men )
2018-08-15 13:07
#70
Brazil nyz 
if this is true then you got a really nice gf, wife material.
2018-08-15 03:10
judging by how you wrote this shit, i can assure you that you're gonna be someone who's gonna dream his whole life and stay forever alone :< i feel sad for you buddy
2018-08-15 03:15
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Australia t0rrent 
He said he's had his gf for 2 years already retard
2018-08-15 04:50
who the fuck is talking to you, you ugly aussie kunt
2018-08-15 07:17
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Australia t0rrent 
I don't need your permission to point out that you're a retard
2018-08-15 08:47
im pretty sure you're a bigger retard than me you fucking aborigin
2018-08-15 10:04
#87
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Australia t0rrent 
that's why you're retarded
2018-08-15 10:56
being called a retard by a monkey like you is actually a compliment
2018-08-15 11:33
#94
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Australia t0rrent 
hahaha this is just like clockwork, I don't even need to say anything, you just keep making yourself look even dumber
2018-08-15 13:00
he's a dumb fuck no need to reply to this kid
2018-08-15 13:05
#178
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Poland sHEEYmON 
XDDDD
2018-08-15 23:36
#79
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United States Optimus_Bait 
always attached to me on my left side of body does alot of other things like uses knife and keyboard
2018-08-15 07:43
#80
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Ukraine dashbug 
She's loyal blue pegasus with Rainbow mane
2018-08-15 07:49
Russian...just Russian
2018-08-15 08:55
#83
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Korea XigNw0w 
I have my dream girlfriend already, but Loya, nice, has a good sense of humour, smart and comes along with many people.
2018-08-15 09:00
#85
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World taco__ 
I would be fine if she would even exist.
2018-08-15 10:05
white, 160-175cm, thin, blonde, cute face, kind
2018-08-15 11:38
what about faithful, loyal, trustworthy etc? u dont mind that stuff?
2018-08-15 13:04
I just want her to exist
2018-08-15 11:53
lul :D
2018-08-15 13:19
#179
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Poland sHEEYmON 
+2
2018-08-15 23:41
perfect gf is the one im in love with
2018-08-15 13:15
alive
2018-08-15 13:20
saddening
2018-08-15 13:28
My gf is older than me 2 yrs I look like bomb she has a few more kilograms and i forgive her for that because loyalty,honsety>looks,she is even working on her body atm love you Marija <3
2018-08-15 13:23
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United Kingdom TypicalBrit 
"hangs on me daily" oof little parrot gives you blowjobs too?
2018-08-15 13:23
xd
2018-08-15 13:27
yes
2018-08-15 14:33
#117
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Sweden zeromeister 
Loyal, preferebly blonde, not ugly, gotta have similar humour and stuff
2018-08-15 16:24
ye sounds good. especially that u put loyality first. its most important imo
2018-08-15 22:09
#153
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Sweden zeromeister 
yup
2018-08-15 22:37
#127
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Poland HooDlesxd 
Big bob and preferably has a vagene
2018-08-15 22:14
#131
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Croatia mds818 
cant
2018-08-15 22:17
- 5-8 years old - preferrably virgin (vagene virgin) - takes it in the ass - dick is a con, but i would get used to that - medium bobs - doesn’t stink - no watch anime - licks my toes and belly button - shaved ass and vagene
2018-08-15 22:20
#149
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Poland cGev 
- preferrably virgin (vagene virgin) - takes it in the ass Pick one
2018-08-15 22:35
yes vagene virgin but not anal virgin
2018-08-16 06:52
#174
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Brazil 16|0 
FBI OPEN DOOR
2018-08-15 23:20
yes herro how can i help you
2018-08-16 06:52
>Shorter than 170 cm >Maximum BMI of 26 >Big, deep eyes with a shine (not shallow, depressed glowless slits I have) >Talks to me when I listen and listens to me when I talk >Is objective in her decisions and firm. Not easily swayed >Respects the value of money >Hobbies not equal to nail salon, spa, shopping or partying. >Respects the sanctity of the relationship >Is joyous but pragmatic >Cares for me and does small little things like washing the plate while I slice the fruits or opening the fridge door when I am arranging the groceries >Appreciates my love and care silently and passively but loves me actively and shyly I am going to die alone
2018-08-15 22:23
you are a beautiful soul dude (no homo) some girl is gonna see what you got in you you might die alone but you r probably gonna spend most of your life with a woman by your side one advice: you need to smile more. even if you dont feel like it, just force yourself and its gonna make you feel better. believe me. cheers
2018-08-16 00:05
Cheers to you too lad
2018-08-16 06:56
Wtf man Go marry her she is a goddess and u are hardly gonna get any one like her if u r telling the truth. Coz u know what they say this bitches ain't loyal man!!!;)
2018-08-15 22:25
marrying isnt gonna reduce the chance of them breaking up though i guess, its not gonna make them stay together forever. nobody sees marriage as an unbreakable bond anymore LOL
2018-08-16 00:06
Yea ik so shitty
2018-08-16 06:47
to be honest, no way one perfect gf exist, btw, live without gf or have sex with a hooker, tbh i guess is the best way. a relationship its hard to take, at least for me.
2018-08-15 22:28
#148
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Poland cGev 
Just someone who thinks like me (that could include wanting to be alone more than average, doing things in her own way, if everyone goes right she would turn left), and is very loyal. *Those who consider Star Wars Prequels better than the Originals are automatically disqualified*
2018-08-15 22:33
#151
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Poland cGev 
I love it how guys on hltv make a list of requirements like it's a fucking craigslist post
2018-08-15 22:37
#154
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Poland Looopie 
yeah, I would like a girl with huge dick that's all I want
2018-08-15 22:40
#165
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United States Cherryyy 
My existing gf by farrrrr
2018-08-15 22:52
#171
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Europe deVulse 
Blonde (long hair obv) Blue eyes Slim body (not super fit but slim) Short (im quiet short myself so..wouldnt stand higher woman then me lol) Rest really depends, submissive and caring thats for sure, resourceful as well cuz i wouldnt like her to be seen as useless by others and fully dependent on me (i'd like her to be able to take care of herself when im not home), and generally very feminine. I just despise some of those modern "strong independent wahmen", not because it threatens me or anything like that lol, i dont really care to be honest but its just not natural, kinda like men attributes in women. If i'd like that, it would mean that im kinda gay or smth imo lol.
2018-08-15 23:21
i know waht u mean. on one side i want a "breakable" woman that is thin and very femine but on the other side i would be fucking annoyed if she is too lady like. if she sees a bug jump away and scream etc
2018-08-15 23:16
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Europe deVulse 
Just made edit to add few thinks right before ur comment lol anyway yeah thats kinda it, im generally very aggressive person irl but when it comes to women i treat them very calmly and carefully but i'd like her to appreciate that and not think that im obligated to it just because she's a fuckin woman lol, pretty much how most western and american women think these days (thankfully im not westerner). And by saying that im "aggressive person irl" i dont mean that i walk up to random guys on the streets and beat the shit out of them, i mean that i tend to act aggressively when someone fucks up with me and when it comes to doing things i tend to push them no matter what to reach my goals etc. but women calm me down in general dunno why but yeah thats how i am
2018-08-15 23:33
yes im exactly the same. i fought a lot of times on the street but i never screamed at my gf in the 2 years relationship
2018-08-15 23:34
you basically want a slave that cooks for you and who you can fuck? well man, if you arent muslim already why not convert to islam, im sure you will find a poor woman there whose parents are gonna sell her to you for the right amount of money.
2018-08-16 00:02
#193
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Europe deVulse 
no u fuckin retard, ur just a brainwashed leftist piece of shit that dont understand shit yet dares to speak
2018-08-16 00:40
he will get cheated at
2018-08-16 00:41
#180
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Poland sHEEYmON 
Welp nowadays girls in my age are driniking, smoking and partying whole vacations for their parent's money and i need to work whole days and help my parents with their work as well, i wont accept girl who thinks only about partying and drinking and i dont think they are loyal, etc. As well im not so extrovert and confident, im not touching alcohol and cigarettes, thats why i will probably allways be alone and dickhead's like men who i know will have a lot of girls, thats how world is build.
2018-08-15 23:52
u will find ur girl dude. my gf also doesnt do any of them. its rare but u will find the one who fits to u
2018-08-15 23:52
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Poland sHEEYmON 
i hope so, but what i want to say is that im embarrassed with that how people in my age behaves nowadays i allways felt like im more mature and responsible than my equals
2018-08-15 23:56
around 5 years older than me, life experience, must have some sort of humor and needs to look presentable and take care of herself. maybe its a fetish or something but ever since seeing the fat tits of a classmates sister (she was like 18 or something) in 6th grade something in my mind made me fixated on the big sis type of gal. oh and if she had a dick that would make things even better
2018-08-15 23:59
She dont annoy me when i go to club fuck some other bitches.
2018-08-16 00:00
she has to exist
2018-08-16 00:02
#192
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Portugal dabl1w 
Fuck you and go play csgo ahahahah
2018-08-16 00:29
#197
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Argentina Nawll 
virgin between 110 and 130 IQ small tatas fairly curved hips gamer/weeb/book-nerd/comic-nerd/movies-nerd or some similar hobbies pale skin (blonde, brown or black hair) skinny introvert loyal openminded between 10 and 15 cm shorter than me can talk and argue deep and interesting things Never mind i'm just gonna go commit die
2018-08-16 00:51
how old r u
2018-08-16 02:18
#204
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Argentina Nawll 
21 virgin LUL
2018-08-16 02:38
#198
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France LanaRhoades 
For me the perfect gf have : Perfect Ass , pretty face and cute , average tits not too big , blue or green eyes , brune or dark blonde , and between 1m60 and 1m75.
2018-08-16 00:54
cute not too tall since i'm quite small awsome personality prefer brown eyes blonde/purple/green/brown/black/red hair any race
2018-08-16 01:03
we are tryink to see pic of your gf brother
2018-08-16 01:19
a nice footlong with sauerkraut and dijon mustard
2018-08-16 05:02
#210
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Portugal CRMN1 
From my point of view, beauty is the whole thing, the combination of all those face features put in one. It's pointless analysing eye by eye, hair by hair, because at the end of the day you won't look at one beautiful eye or a beautiful hair, you'll look at a complete face. Perfect evidence would be Kim Kardashian having the most aesthetic face in the world, proven scientifically with the most perfectly detailed features yet far from being the best looking woman in the world. For example, in Emma Stone her ginger hair and blue eyes fit her the best, same as some other women like Scarlett Johansson look better blonde and blue eyed, just as Julia Muniz or Nina Dobrev look stunning black and brown haired/eyed. Now in terms of personality, be naturally optimistic, cheerful, independent and good in the kitchen (relax sensitive people)
2018-08-16 06:07
Yes
2018-08-16 06:49
#216
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Finland Ez4encehaHAA 
Nigga
2018-08-16 07:11
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