omg tldr sry, have a nice day.
clearly you do care since you write a novel about it
Read the whole thing, nice writing skills.
I agree with you, Idon't think he should return to the pro scene. Not because he is bad, but he hasn't played at a pro level in a very long time. I think he should focus on this streaming and analyst thing. He's pretty entertaining to follow.
he could go to a tier 2/3 international squad, there's some new ones out there. tempo storm? imperial?
his streams are so boring its crazy. all he does is keep saying "this is a great stream we're having a great time" for 2 hours. plus mediocre gameplay obviously
just give him a tier 3 team with decent salary so this. kid stops streaming.
hes fucking awful, talking 24h shit about subscriptions.
mediocre player, not worth debating – not even good enough for top4 team in DK
i watch his stream sometimes and he rages when he just gets completely destroyed by level 10's. He either says he got csgod, the game is broken, or the opponent is stream sniping, when it was his own fault for bad positioning or something like that. If you were capable of competing at top level, you wouldn't have to make up such braindead excuses for being so bad at the game.
Agreed Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major u made valid points once again. Thank you, very cool.
Well, you obviously care a lot since you write a short novel about it.
Apparently you care since you type down a text as big as the bible about him?
always good analysis from Mr. happy_2_major_niko_0_major
Pimp is a crybaby streamer i swear i watched total 30 mins of his stream and everytime he dies or his teammates die he starts crying, i don't know how some people like to watch him.. and as for him coming back he will be lucky to be signed by the worst tier 2 team in the scene.
he has many fans because he is a streamer so obviously all of his viewers cares
No Danish team wants him. Too toxic. Got kicked from Dignitas for that specific reason.
I care, he can be gud.
Maybe join c9 or faze
I'm not a fan of Pimp but I hope he can secure a spot on a low tier roster to help raise some new talent. I can't imagine any top teams that would want to add him to their roster. Everyone on the Optic roster has praised Gade for being a great person and good teammate with a lot of talent, so I don't think they would replace him for a washed up bot. Heroic seems like his best/most likely option, their org has been destroyed by Optic and their current talent is pretty bad. Hopefully he just decides to become a full time streamer or a desk analyst (even though I think he is one of the most unlikable analysts I hope he can find work). Maybe this is his only option after his weird beef with the faceit minor desk host.
That younger brother analogy is spot on.
Thanks for the interesting threads Happy :)
He is pretty washed up now, if you watch his streams you can see he isn't a teir 1 player' anymore
We all SEEN him tho so you are incorrect.
Jokes aside, him as an analyst has been so very painful to listen to so this is good news.
pimp and tenzki to tempo storm
i think people forgot how trash pimp used to be (and hes probably even worse now)
Well smithzz made return so I di t see why pimp couldnt do the same thing
You wasted so much time on this thread.
One of the very few threads of yours I generally disagree with.
"people act like Pimp is retired Marcelo "coldzera" David and has just decided to return to the scene but he just isnt, he is a mediocre AWPer and an even worse rifler who never achieved anything as an active player."
No, nobody has ever stated this or made this comparison whatsoever. His prime was during dignitas and being the carrying power of a few low-tier Danish teams previously led by MSL.
"i honestly think Pimp coming back is pointless as he will only end up playing for some tier 3 EU team or will give up again and just go back to streaming and analysis work. he simply is not good enough for the top and never has been. which is the sad truth because he has a lot of heart and seems like a genuine guy. im not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic
tldr; Pimp is coming back, who cares hes pretty bad. if hes going anywhere decent its Heroic in favour of MODDII. but he will probably join tier 3 team, get bored and go back to streaming."
Why? You're being unnecessarily unkind to a great player and great personality of CS:GO. His analysis is great when he's participating on the desk of certain events and he knows the game more than most people in the scene today.
I'm ecstatic he is joining scene again today. Why wouldn't I be thrilled to see an incredible player rejoin professional CS?
-respect, mr. happy_2_major_niko_0_major. Pimp was a great player back to Liquid times. Ofc when u stop playing on Pro lvl u will become garbage. He is only 23yo. He need some time to step up. Just watch.
pls. it hurts.
played against this pimp guy in mm, rekt him on overpass 1v1 ug peaks won 7-4 in duels, very bad :D
OverHyped garbage streamer
I think everyone realizes no one really cares, but with it being the player break and a major right after it so there's really no roster rumors either, there's really nothing else to talk about.
I agree with you like I always do.
you may not know it but pimp supplies the female scene with some choice badonkadonks on a regular basis
I care, and apparently you care enough, and your "little brother" analogy is pretty stupid and sounds horrible for anyone who had a younger brother, unless you're trying to say you're one of the asshole "friends" who can't stand him
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He's very skilled. He's also possibly the unluckiest pro of all time. It has to be someone
yeah he wont accomplish anything. 100% agree.
exactly who cares pimp sucks
I agree to the fullest extent. Btw i was jw_3_major_s1mple_major so you can remove him from your "clan" tab in profile description, i wanted something more OG :)
I think he will join some team as analyst or something and not a player
well I like that you consider and give explantions for each team he COULD go to, but saying he is a bad/shitty player or whatever, is not what I would do. He has played on the best level of cs go, what have you done? I know that you're probably going to say something like "its his job to be a pro, I can call him shit if I want to" etc, bla bla bla. Lets see if he can help some team out there :) personally I think its a positive thing that he is coming back, he has the experience and he has some pretty smart knowledge of the game. I'm sure some lower tier team could use his experience. And who knows, maybe he ends up fragging decently and helping with calls etc.
im watching a game between gosu and mith right now...of course i care
es3tag so bad pimp would be upgrade
Selling hotdogs? This guy needs to get a fucking life plan and not hope for a break in the CS scene.
I don't remember him being a godlike player so he'll be only succesful if he gets a good team.
Heroic could go full Danish.
Acilion, es3tag, Niko, pimp, tenzki?
Agree. i think he just will keep with stream and analyst.. he is far away from being as good like a long time ago.. he only playing MM with viewers and sometimes lvl 10 faceit, not even playing FPL ..
Let's be real: He wont get a spot in a top 3 danish team. Small chance that he'll join Heroic/Fragsters or anything even worse but at that point I'd just ask why even return in the first place?
Otherwise the most likely option in my opinion would actually be TempoStorm but would that save that team? Obviously not, really nothing can.
Should just stay retired and be on the desk at some Tier 3 DH Opens and everything is fine.
Good. At least one less annoying voice on the analyst desk.
"pimp is coming back, who cares?"
*proceed to write a paper about it*
hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org
yesterday DBLTAP released an article about how Jacob "Pimp" Winneche will soon be returning to the competitive seen after being teamless almost a year. Pimp last played for Team Liquid where they achieved little with him so he was benched after less than a month. lmao he giving Loba a run for his money.
Pimp has been streaming regularly for a while now since the community found out that he had to sell hot dogs to get by. which is pretty shit tbf. and the community helped him get his streaming career on so he could live off that. talking of his streams he plays a lot of just random FACEIT games where he usually doesnt even top score, when you are a self proclaimed "pro" and your getting beat by level 7's in FACEIT, there is a problem. Pimp has also been analysis at a couple of LANs.
my real question is, sure Pimp is coming back to the scene, but who honestly gives? people act like Pimp is retired Marcelo "coldzera" David and has just decided to return to the scene but he just isnt, he is a mediocre AWPer and an even worse rifler who never achieved anything as an active player.
he reminds me of the younger brother that used to hang around with your friends who didnt like him but you didnt have the heart to tell him to go away. Pimp used to play on teams with all the big boys in the Danish scene such as Astralis and North and one day someone finally told him to go away because he was pretty useless.
SO THE BIG QUESTION.
what team will Pimp join? let us go through some options for him. we will start with the obvious, Danish organisations.
Astralis - best team in the world by miles, trading out a solid player for a not solid player. NO
North - Don Haci tweeted this: twitter.com/DonHaci/status/1029814432250.. sure its funny at first glance but its just not gonna happen. im not trying to say that Philip "aizy" Aistrup's spot is safe as he isnt the most reliable player but Pimp is definitely no threat to his spot. but as i said in my thread the other day about Mathias "MSL" Lauridsen, MSL and North are pretty poor at making decisions so i wouldnt be surprised.
OpTic - Of all the possible Danish teams this one seems the most likely, a few strong players but also a lot of weaker ones who are probably in the running to be replaced. i can see OpTic giving Nicklas "gade" Gade the boot in favour of Pimp who is a lot more experienced if nothing else.
Heroic - now that is pretty much all we have for Danish teams so now we move in to the EU mixes. Heroic is a pretty experimental team to be honest just a load of random players who are past their sell by date or were on the transfer list (rip Daniel "mertz" Mertz :( ) now this is where i think Pimp will strike gold is he is destined to and it comes in the form of a very washed up, slightly chubby Swede named Andreas "MODDII" Fridh. MODDII has become very inconsistent as time as gone on and is probably next to be replaced on the team if anyone, who better to replace him with than another experienced rifler such as Pimp. i think this is a solid place for him to go if anywhere in the tier 1 scene.
JUST SPECULATIN' THO'
i honestly think Pimp coming back is pointless as he will only end up playing for some tier 3 EU team or will give up again and just go back to streaming and analysis work. he simply is not good enough for the top and never has been. which is the sad truth because he has a lot of heart and seems like a genuine guy. im not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic
tldr; Pimp is coming back, who cares hes pretty bad. if hes going anywhere decent its Heroic in favour of MODDII. but he will probably join tier 3 team, get bored and go back to streaming.