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"PIMP RETURNS" WHO CARES?
Happy | 
France happy_2_major_niko_0_major 
hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org yesterday DBLTAP released an article about how Jacob "Pimp" Winneche will soon be returning to the competitive seen after being teamless almost a year. Pimp last played for Team Liquid where they achieved little with him so he was benched after less than a month. lmao he giving Loba a run for his money. Pimp has been streaming regularly for a while now since the community found out that he had to sell hot dogs to get by. which is pretty shit tbf. and the community helped him get his streaming career on so he could live off that. talking of his streams he plays a lot of just random FACEIT games where he usually doesnt even top score, when you are a self proclaimed "pro" and your getting beat by level 7's in FACEIT, there is a problem. Pimp has also been analysis at a couple of LANs. my real question is, sure Pimp is coming back to the scene, but who honestly gives? people act like Pimp is retired Marcelo "coldzera" David and has just decided to return to the scene but he just isnt, he is a mediocre AWPer and an even worse rifler who never achieved anything as an active player. he reminds me of the younger brother that used to hang around with your friends who didnt like him but you didnt have the heart to tell him to go away. Pimp used to play on teams with all the big boys in the Danish scene such as Astralis and North and one day someone finally told him to go away because he was pretty useless. SO THE BIG QUESTION. what team will Pimp join? let us go through some options for him. we will start with the obvious, Danish organisations. Astralis - best team in the world by miles, trading out a solid player for a not solid player. NO North - Don Haci tweeted this: twitter.com/DonHaci/status/1029814432250.. sure its funny at first glance but its just not gonna happen. im not trying to say that Philip "aizy" Aistrup's spot is safe as he isnt the most reliable player but Pimp is definitely no threat to his spot. but as i said in my thread the other day about Mathias "MSL" Lauridsen, MSL and North are pretty poor at making decisions so i wouldnt be surprised. OpTic - Of all the possible Danish teams this one seems the most likely, a few strong players but also a lot of weaker ones who are probably in the running to be replaced. i can see OpTic giving Nicklas "gade" Gade the boot in favour of Pimp who is a lot more experienced if nothing else. Heroic - now that is pretty much all we have for Danish teams so now we move in to the EU mixes. Heroic is a pretty experimental team to be honest just a load of random players who are past their sell by date or were on the transfer list (rip Daniel "mertz" Mertz :( ) now this is where i think Pimp will strike gold is he is destined to and it comes in the form of a very washed up, slightly chubby Swede named Andreas "MODDII" Fridh. MODDII has become very inconsistent as time as gone on and is probably next to be replaced on the team if anyone, who better to replace him with than another experienced rifler such as Pimp. i think this is a solid place for him to go if anywhere in the tier 1 scene. JUST SPECULATIN' THO' i honestly think Pimp coming back is pointless as he will only end up playing for some tier 3 EU team or will give up again and just go back to streaming and analysis work. he simply is not good enough for the top and never has been. which is the sad truth because he has a lot of heart and seems like a genuine guy. im not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic tldr; Pimp is coming back, who cares hes pretty bad. if hes going anywhere decent its Heroic in favour of MODDII. but he will probably join tier 3 team, get bored and go back to streaming. -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-08-16 09:43
#1
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
omg tldr sry, have a nice day.
2018-08-16 09:44
there is tldr Mr Shadyy89 if you are interested
2018-08-16 10:37
#18
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Thanks Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major. I hope you are not too disappointed that I can't provide a high quality opinion to your topic.
2018-08-16 10:40
no that is fine, i am used to 1 sentence answers or tldr :)
2018-08-16 11:02
I read everything and agree 100%, you are very reasonable and logic person, pls keep writing on this forum
2018-08-20 12:34
#166
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Canada Angryz1000 
What do you do in real life that you have time to write all this crap?
2018-08-20 17:18
#149
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Denmark kozality 
I'm not here to defend Jacob, but are you implying he never achieved anything? He was among the very best players in 2013 when his Western Wolves beat then-Virtus Pro on multiple occasions, the team that ultimately beat NiP for the very first time. Sure, his later years haven't been great but saying he never achieved anything as a riffler is just completely mental. Oh, and he played for Liquid for more than six months. He was put in a shitty role that didn't suit him as a player, and he actually played better than what his role suggested. Atleast be factual about a column like this before you make yourself a laughingstock.
2018-08-19 23:45
he achieved nothing in terms of tournaments, he was just a solid player back in the early days
2018-08-20 10:53
#197
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Denmark kozality 
So the first edition of the VeryGames line-up didn't achieve anything either? That's just pleb mentality here. They came second at multiple LANs in a heavily dominated era, and they made one of the most epic runs to a final ever at Copenhagen Games 2013. They were also the first to ever win against NiP with more than eight rounds, as the stomped them 16-2 on Nuke (NiP's best map at the time) at DreamHack Summer 2013. Anyway, saying he never achieved anything is mental.
2018-08-22 12:54
wether he achieved anything or not he will definetly achieve nothing if he comes back, that you cannot deny
2018-08-22 13:19
#201
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Denmark kozality 
Maybe, maybe not. Definitely not at first, but the guy's only 22 or 23, so if he gets a decent team and he grinds back, it's not like it's impossible.
2018-08-22 14:06
He was good in 2013-2014, were in 2018. He’s a really good csgo player, but he just isn’t on that tier 1 level any more. He would do well on a t2 team, but he has no chance against top tier teams like NaVi Astralis Liquid And MIBR
2018-08-20 18:11
#198
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Denmark kozality 
And I've never said so. He did have business there earlier, but that isn't really relevant today. He could, with time and proper practice, come back to his old self, being 22-ish. He has the brains, and when he's motivated he goes above and beyond. The moral really is that he should eat his pride and grind his way back to the top. He should join Heroic or maybe an international line-up that could at least get him back on the map.
2018-08-22 12:56
Didn’t read
2018-08-16 09:44
there is tldr if you like :)
2018-08-16 11:19
Okay i did read tldr
2018-08-16 11:22
#3
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Finland FreeCumhur2004 
clearly you do care since you write a novel about it
2018-08-16 09:46
#10
Monkey | 
African Union ramrod 
+1
2018-08-16 10:01
#42
twist | 
Russia Shumrud 
Cumhur wtf why do u have fakepott flag and ur homeland flair
2018-08-16 12:23
#99
shox | 
Turkey FrosTPunK 
Lmao expected from 2004
2018-08-17 11:46
i care about people caring yes
2018-08-16 12:33
#48
ropz | 
Poland ThaZzuKi 
that's a weak answer, looks like you lost
2018-08-16 13:58
lol rekt
2018-08-17 16:01
+1 thank you!
2018-08-17 19:25
#200
gla1ve | 
Germany mary69 
+1
2018-08-22 13:25
#4
Russia Jovlk 
Interesting story...
2018-08-16 09:47
thank Mr Jovlk
2018-08-16 13:09
#85
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Argentina W0LFy[RushB] 
You're right. Pimp is a horrible player tbh
2018-08-16 20:18
#5
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Germany LE_N3RD 
C9
2018-08-16 09:49
#39
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United States Grabboid 
Feels bad man. Golden? WTH were they thinking?
2018-08-16 12:07
no chance
2018-08-16 13:41
Read the whole thing, nice writing skills. I agree with you, Idon't think he should return to the pro scene. Not because he is bad, but he hasn't played at a pro level in a very long time. I think he should focus on this streaming and analyst thing. He's pretty entertaining to follow.
2018-08-16 09:49
+1 thank friend
2018-08-16 13:56
"nice writing skills" Pimp making a return to the SEEN "Idon't" You guys are next level pro
2018-08-16 16:37
my english very bad :)
2018-08-16 17:01
Trust me the extent of my French is j’ai un grand penis
2018-08-16 17:22
Your English ain't bad at all, missing a space is just typ0 :) I was trolling a bit
2018-08-17 16:29
#7
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Switzerland hanniba1fade 
he could go to a tier 2/3 international squad, there's some new ones out there. tempo storm? imperial? his streams are so boring its crazy. all he does is keep saying "this is a great stream we're having a great time" for 2 hours. plus mediocre gameplay obviously
2018-08-16 09:50
lmao he is incredibly boring
2018-08-16 14:09
#86
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Argentina W0LFy[RushB] 
Plus he do stupid shit and tries to convince his audience that he is "good" but 2 mins later he gets deleted by a lvl 7 with a USP 1 tap
2018-08-16 20:21
tldr
2018-08-16 09:50
there is one
2018-08-16 14:26
Pimphype
2018-08-16 09:54
-1
2018-08-16 14:58
#75
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France Nez_Aigre 
-1
2018-08-16 17:51
-2
2018-08-16 17:51
#11
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India stiwa5k 
What if its c9?
2018-08-16 10:03
no never
2018-08-16 16:17
#12
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Netherlands duudiGOD 
pimp suck
2018-08-16 10:11
+1 Mr duudiGOD
2018-08-16 18:35
-MSL +pimp
2018-08-16 10:13
out with the old in with the old, both washed my friend, Pimp does not have the capability to IGL i dont think
2018-08-16 19:59
lol who cares north are shit anyway
2018-08-16 20:05
lmaoo +111111 my friend so wise
2018-08-16 20:07
#14
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
just give him a tier 3 team with decent salary so this. kid stops streaming. hes fucking awful, talking 24h shit about subscriptions.
2018-08-16 10:17
lmao +1
2018-08-16 23:25
#15
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Denmark dR_JaCkPoT 
mediocre player, not worth debating – not even good enough for top4 team in DK
2018-08-16 10:17
#34
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Donkey kong?
2018-08-16 11:39
+1 perfect tldr you have written
2018-08-17 00:03
Didnt read
2018-08-16 10:20
there is a tldr if you are interested :)
2018-08-17 00:28
#20
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Hong Kong lonely123 
i watch his stream sometimes and he rages when he just gets completely destroyed by level 10's. He either says he got csgod, the game is broken, or the opponent is stream sniping, when it was his own fault for bad positioning or something like that. If you were capable of competing at top level, you wouldn't have to make up such braindead excuses for being so bad at the game.
2018-08-16 11:06
+1 Mr lonely123
2018-08-17 10:46
Agreed Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major u made valid points once again. Thank you, very cool.
2018-08-16 11:06
thank for support Mr tumorinherbrain
2018-08-17 11:41
#23
AMD | 
Hungary teguP 
Who cars
2018-08-16 11:19
Well, you obviously care a lot since you write a short novel about it.
2018-08-16 11:20
#26
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Sweden KarlXII 
+1 lol
2018-08-16 11:21
#43
2018-08-17 12:38
#25
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Sweden KarlXII 
Apparently you care since you type down a text as big as the bible about him?
2018-08-16 11:21
#43
2018-08-17 13:58
#28
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Brazil m16r_0 
pimp sucks , omegalul
2018-08-16 11:22
+1
2018-08-17 14:39
always good analysis from Mr. happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-08-16 11:25
thank Mr HLTVisNotReal
2018-08-17 15:57
you are welcome Mr happy_2_major_niko_0_major I really like your posts
2018-08-17 18:41
thank you thank you :)
2018-08-17 22:44
Soon son
2018-08-16 11:26
soon what Mr VinDiesel
2018-08-17 23:47
#31
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Israel unsolid 
Pimp is a crybaby streamer i swear i watched total 30 mins of his stream and everytime he dies or his teammates die he starts crying, i don't know how some people like to watch him.. and as for him coming back he will be lucky to be signed by the worst tier 2 team in the scene.
2018-08-16 11:34
+1 lul
2018-08-18 00:23
P.I.M.P
2018-08-16 11:35
what it stand for?
2018-08-18 01:06
#33
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Sweden plikz 
he has many fans because he is a streamer so obviously all of his viewers cares
2018-08-16 11:38
i dont think streamer fans really count as they are usually casuals
2018-08-18 11:09
I care
2018-08-16 11:45
No Danish team wants him. Too toxic. Got kicked from Dignitas for that specific reason.
2018-08-16 11:46
really i didnt know this, any more info?
2018-08-18 11:40
#37
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
I care, he can be gud. Maybe join c9 or faze
2018-08-16 11:48
0/8 lol
2018-08-18 22:19
I'm not a fan of Pimp but I hope he can secure a spot on a low tier roster to help raise some new talent. I can't imagine any top teams that would want to add him to their roster. Everyone on the Optic roster has praised Gade for being a great person and good teammate with a lot of talent, so I don't think they would replace him for a washed up bot. Heroic seems like his best/most likely option, their org has been destroyed by Optic and their current talent is pretty bad. Hopefully he just decides to become a full time streamer or a desk analyst (even though I think he is one of the most unlikable analysts I hope he can find work). Maybe this is his only option after his weird beef with the faceit minor desk host. That younger brother analogy is spot on. Thanks for the interesting threads Happy :)
2018-08-16 11:50
#104
Kjaerbye | 
United Kingdom h4mm 
Bro make a report on the recent news about a new french superteam I love your writings :)
2018-08-17 15:59
I'm not Happy, but I'm sure he will do a long post about it.
2018-08-17 16:01
#113
Kjaerbye | 
United Kingdom h4mm 
Yes probs
2018-08-17 16:39
glad you enjoyed this read Miss despondency, i published my thread about the new french team earlier today if you are interested in reading
2018-08-18 23:04
pimp > aizy
2018-08-16 12:07
-1 i think
2018-08-19 10:47
#41
Kjaerbye | 
United Kingdom h4mm 
He is pretty washed up now, if you watch his streams you can see he isn't a teir 1 player' anymore
2018-08-16 12:21
he never was tbh
2018-08-16 17:03
#72
Kjaerbye | 
United Kingdom h4mm 
Ye true
2018-08-16 17:40
yh +1 lol he wasnt Mr LUZakaBeastFromPoland
2018-08-19 13:00
#45
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Rap god pimp.
2018-08-16 13:12
yh he speak hella quick Mr trump2020
2018-08-19 11:57
#49
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Germany MyDadOwnsHLTV 
Cuz he's a mf P.I.M.P
2018-08-16 14:02
so ive heard
2018-08-19 13:26
We all SEEN him tho so you are incorrect. Jokes aside, him as an analyst has been so very painful to listen to so this is good news.
2018-08-16 16:34
his analysing is just reading off cards im pretty sure
2018-08-19 13:55
#56
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United States burzeus 
pimp and tenzki to tempo storm
2018-08-16 16:38
anyone on tempo storm > pimp and tenzki
2018-08-16 17:03
anyone. > pimp
2018-08-19 15:28
i think people forgot how trash pimp used to be (and hes probably even worse now)
2018-08-16 17:02
+1 he had no era in the first place he was always ass
2018-08-19 19:21
#61
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Finland Vkims 
Well smithzz made return so I di t see why pimp couldnt do the same thing
2018-08-16 17:05
smithzz has his girlfriend in the team..
2018-08-16 17:17
#66
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Finland Vkims 
Who?
2018-08-16 17:20
#77
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France Nez_Aigre 
shox
2018-08-16 17:51
#79
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Finland Vkims 
Nt, shox has wife
2018-08-16 18:00
shox is the only reason smithzz has a career
2018-08-19 23:35
#150
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Finland Vkims 
And shox needs smithzz to lift trophies
2018-08-20 00:03
#62
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Denmark fm100 
You wasted so much time on this thread.
2018-08-16 17:07
not really Mr fm100 i enjoyed writing it :)
2018-08-20 11:53
#157
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Denmark fm100 
Its oke then. np
2018-08-20 13:55
#63
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
One of the very few threads of yours I generally disagree with. "people act like Pimp is retired Marcelo "coldzera" David and has just decided to return to the scene but he just isnt, he is a mediocre AWPer and an even worse rifler who never achieved anything as an active player." No, nobody has ever stated this or made this comparison whatsoever. His prime was during dignitas and being the carrying power of a few low-tier Danish teams previously led by MSL. "i honestly think Pimp coming back is pointless as he will only end up playing for some tier 3 EU team or will give up again and just go back to streaming and analysis work. he simply is not good enough for the top and never has been. which is the sad truth because he has a lot of heart and seems like a genuine guy. im not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic tldr; Pimp is coming back, who cares hes pretty bad. if hes going anywhere decent its Heroic in favour of MODDII. but he will probably join tier 3 team, get bored and go back to streaming." Why? You're being unnecessarily unkind to a great player and great personality of CS:GO. His analysis is great when he's participating on the desk of certain events and he knows the game more than most people in the scene today. I'm ecstatic he is joining scene again today. Why wouldn't I be thrilled to see an incredible player rejoin professional CS?
2018-08-16 17:14
the opinions of people in the cs community are childish, narrowminded, arrogant and fickle. Love a player one moment hate them the next. Its the way it is unfortunately
2018-08-16 17:21
#70
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
This could not be more true and it's truly a shame... what happens to fans of players truly relishing the core ethos of CS?
2018-08-16 17:37
+1
2018-08-17 00:17
People don't appreciate the efforts of the many who do a lot for this community
2018-08-17 00:17
hi Mr Jonty, i said i"m not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic"
2018-08-20 12:27
#187
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I saw this, but it's lost amidst the very clear disdain that is the entire piece of text, friend.
2018-08-21 12:16
Sad you dIdnt enjoy this read
2018-08-21 12:18
#192
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
I enjoy reading every single one of your pieces of text, friend. It's a shame you disregard Pimp, but I respected your opinion and will continue to do so. :) Have a good day.
2018-08-21 12:21
#64
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Russia VeryChokeGuy 
-respect, mr. happy_2_major_niko_0_major. Pimp was a great player back to Liquid times. Ofc when u stop playing on Pro lvl u will become garbage. He is only 23yo. He need some time to step up. Just watch. -VeryChokeGuy
2018-08-16 17:14
if u say so
2018-08-20 14:10
#69
Lekr0 | 
Peru synergy_ 
+1 i agree
2018-08-16 17:25
thank Mr redw0w
2018-08-20 15:02
competetive scene* pls. it hurts.
2018-08-16 17:39
sorry Mr grammar_nazi, you were just doing your job
2018-08-20 17:04
#73
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Korea ENCE|jW 
Nt budget thorin
2018-08-16 17:44
#74
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Poland FX eXpected 
played against this pimp guy in mm, rekt him on overpass 1v1 ug peaks won 7-4 in duels, very bad :D
2018-08-16 17:48
#78
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France Nez_Aigre 
OverHyped garbage streamer
2018-08-16 17:52
I think everyone realizes no one really cares, but with it being the player break and a major right after it so there's really no roster rumors either, there's really nothing else to talk about.
2018-08-16 20:07
I agree with you like I always do.
2018-08-16 23:27
+1 pimp sucks
2018-08-16 23:29
you may not know it but pimp supplies the female scene with some choice badonkadonks on a regular basis
2018-08-17 00:07
I care, and apparently you care enough, and your "little brother" analogy is pretty stupid and sounds horrible for anyone who had a younger brother, unless you're trying to say you're one of the asshole "friends" who can't stand him ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanna buy the best apples in HLTV? call me NOW: 011-1337-APPLE and get an 80% discount on your first 5 kilos!
2018-08-17 00:16
He's very skilled. He's also possibly the unluckiest pro of all time. It has to be someone
2018-08-17 10:48
Happy_TV_novela_HLTV_again
2018-08-17 16:01
#108
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Ireland lander1337 
yeah he wont accomplish anything. 100% agree.
2018-08-17 16:02
#109
byali | 
Japan KasPro 
exactly who cares pimp sucks
2018-08-17 16:04
I agree to the fullest extent. Btw i was jw_3_major_s1mple_major so you can remove him from your "clan" tab in profile description, i wanted something more OG :)
2018-08-17 19:20
nah, once a member always a member, think of us the Church of Scientology, you try to leave but we will hunt you the fuck down
2018-08-17 22:45
real talk i keep all members current and past just to flex on newfags and show them how OG i am
2018-08-17 22:46
Ok ok calm down men i molest your grandpa)))
2018-08-18 15:29
Wtf :)
2018-08-18 18:29
I camed his sock
2018-08-19 02:15
I think he will join some team as analyst or something and not a player
2018-08-17 19:29
nah, not what hes after, not that he would be good at it anyway
2018-08-20 15:40
Better be streamer then
2018-08-20 17:18
yes, that will have to do xd
2018-08-20 17:35
Or teaching some online CS course like N0thing
2018-08-20 18:03
yh sure, but we have all seen how is tips and tricks work out
2018-08-20 18:04
well I like that you consider and give explantions for each team he COULD go to, but saying he is a bad/shitty player or whatever, is not what I would do. He has played on the best level of cs go, what have you done? I know that you're probably going to say something like "its his job to be a pro, I can call him shit if I want to" etc, bla bla bla. Lets see if he can help some team out there :) personally I think its a positive thing that he is coming back, he has the experience and he has some pretty smart knowledge of the game. I'm sure some lower tier team could use his experience. And who knows, maybe he ends up fragging decently and helping with calls etc.
2018-08-17 19:31
fair enough Mr JamesLeBrawn +1
2018-08-20 16:10
2018-08-17 23:50
#132
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Canada PwnNewb 
what if he is just a genius...I mean TWO DAYS a month only wouldn't pay shit at a hotdog stand, so he prob just says that as a lie so people feel sorry and dono to him and boom ex $ for pimp
2018-08-18 15:38
he did indeed, if i may ask Mr plath - <3 wayLander, whyt dont you just become a fan of wayLander? or is your name a reference to the old "fan of" feature?
2018-08-20 17:15
i keep my name from when hltv used to display fan in that format. i used to be a fan of 2 things so i kept waylander in my nick + had another team or player. then hltv changed the fan system into flairs or whatever. but i still was a fan of waylander. my username is rare now cuz hltv no longer allows special characters such as "<" in usernames any more. so my acc is lvl 999999 contraband.
2018-08-20 17:28
very cool my friend
2018-08-20 17:35
#130
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Canada PwnNewb 
im watching a game between gosu and mith right now...of course i care
2018-08-18 15:30
who?
2018-08-20 19:42
#176
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Canada PwnNewb 
2 days later...conversation no longer relevant
2018-08-20 20:37
#131
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Canada PwnNewb 
es3tag so bad pimp would be upgrade
2018-08-18 15:36
nah hes alright i think
2018-08-20 20:24
#134
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Finland AxaFin 
Selling hotdogs? This guy needs to get a fucking life plan and not hope for a break in the CS scene. I don't remember him being a godlike player so he'll be only succesful if he gets a good team.
2018-08-18 18:35
Lmao +1 Mr AxaFin
2018-08-20 21:54
Heroic could go full Danish. Acilion, es3tag, Niko, pimp, tenzki?
2018-08-19 02:38
Probably but pimp doesn't fits well maybe kjb?
2018-08-20 10:56
Niko is on north now
2018-08-20 21:38
On a Loan..
2018-08-20 22:22
very true
2018-08-21 01:02
#142
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Denmark Skejzen 
Agree. i think he just will keep with stream and analyst.. he is far away from being as good like a long time ago.. he only playing MM with viewers and sometimes lvl 10 faceit, not even playing FPL ..
2018-08-19 13:08
+1
2018-08-20 22:54
#144
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Germany Cyasera 
Let's be real: He wont get a spot in a top 3 danish team. Small chance that he'll join Heroic/Fragsters or anything even worse but at that point I'd just ask why even return in the first place? Otherwise the most likely option in my opinion would actually be TempoStorm but would that save that team? Obviously not, really nothing can. Should just stay retired and be on the desk at some Tier 3 DH Opens and everything is fine.
2018-08-19 13:31
+111 nice thoughts my friend :)
2018-08-20 23:18
G2?????
2018-08-20 10:55
What about g2?
2018-08-21 00:20
Probably -body +pimp
2018-08-21 09:00
Lmaoo
2018-08-21 12:17
It would be better and g2 will be "happy"
2018-08-21 12:52
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE XD
2018-08-21 13:47
pimp sucks lul
2018-08-20 15:04
+1
2018-08-23 11:28
0/8
2018-08-20 17:06
#179
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Palestine Baitor69 
+1 tldr reported btw
2018-08-20 21:56
Good. At least one less annoying voice on the analyst desk. -Ynk -Pimp next -Thorin?
2018-08-21 00:43
the most contradictory nickname ever guys.. "pimp" and static.hltv.org/images/playerprofile/thu.. kudos for him for even havin the balls to use that nick xD topkek
2018-08-21 12:18
"pimp is coming back, who cares?" *proceed to write a paper about it*
2018-08-21 12:19
jw 3 major happy 2 major
2018-08-21 12:26
#196
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Poland teacandothat 
hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org yesterday DBLTAP released an article about how Jacob "Pimp" Winneche will soon be returning to the competitive seen after being teamless almost a year. Pimp last played for Team Liquid where they achieved little with him so he was benched after less than a month. lmao he giving Loba a run for his money. Pimp has been streaming regularly for a while now since the community found out that he had to sell hot dogs to get by. which is pretty shit tbf. and the community helped him get his streaming career on so he could live off that. talking of his streams he plays a lot of just random FACEIT games where he usually doesnt even top score, when you are a self proclaimed "pro" and your getting beat by level 7's in FACEIT, there is a problem. Pimp has also been analysis at a couple of LANs. my real question is, sure Pimp is coming back to the scene, but who honestly gives? people act like Pimp is retired Marcelo "coldzera" David and has just decided to return to the scene but he just isnt, he is a mediocre AWPer and an even worse rifler who never achieved anything as an active player. he reminds me of the younger brother that used to hang around with your friends who didnt like him but you didnt have the heart to tell him to go away. Pimp used to play on teams with all the big boys in the Danish scene such as Astralis and North and one day someone finally told him to go away because he was pretty useless. SO THE BIG QUESTION. what team will Pimp join? let us go through some options for him. we will start with the obvious, Danish organisations. Astralis - best team in the world by miles, trading out a solid player for a not solid player. NO North - Don Haci tweeted this: twitter.com/DonHaci/status/1029814432250.. sure its funny at first glance but its just not gonna happen. im not trying to say that Philip "aizy" Aistrup's spot is safe as he isnt the most reliable player but Pimp is definitely no threat to his spot. but as i said in my thread the other day about Mathias "MSL" Lauridsen, MSL and North are pretty poor at making decisions so i wouldnt be surprised. OpTic - Of all the possible Danish teams this one seems the most likely, a few strong players but also a lot of weaker ones who are probably in the running to be replaced. i can see OpTic giving Nicklas "gade" Gade the boot in favour of Pimp who is a lot more experienced if nothing else. Heroic - now that is pretty much all we have for Danish teams so now we move in to the EU mixes. Heroic is a pretty experimental team to be honest just a load of random players who are past their sell by date or were on the transfer list (rip Daniel "mertz" Mertz :( ) now this is where i think Pimp will strike gold is he is destined to and it comes in the form of a very washed up, slightly chubby Swede named Andreas "MODDII" Fridh. MODDII has become very inconsistent as time as gone on and is probably next to be replaced on the team if anyone, who better to replace him with than another experienced rifler such as Pimp. i think this is a solid place for him to go if anywhere in the tier 1 scene. JUST SPECULATIN' THO' i honestly think Pimp coming back is pointless as he will only end up playing for some tier 3 EU team or will give up again and just go back to streaming and analysis work. he simply is not good enough for the top and never has been. which is the sad truth because he has a lot of heart and seems like a genuine guy. im not trying to hate on him cos hes really wholesome, im just being realistic tldr; Pimp is coming back, who cares hes pretty bad. if hes going anywhere decent its Heroic in favour of MODDII. but he will probably join tier 3 team, get bored and go back to streaming. -happy_2_major_niko_0_major
2018-08-21 13:48
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