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Girl pickup lines
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Hi guys, today I wanted to ask a girl out, can you give me your best pickup lines/starting words? Thank you! -ILoveSpeed
2018-08-16 16:18
do you want have sex with me I am xgod
2018-08-16 16:19
Say- “Your legs are pretty what’s the opening time?” Works 10/10 Or, “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass again?”
2018-08-16 17:00
If she is a nerd, use this one Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you CuTe
2018-08-16 16:56
hahha
2018-08-16 17:01
A couple more: 1.Did, it hurt when you fell from heaven? 2. Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams. 😂
2018-08-16 18:43
#95
SpawN | 
Latvia Einarslv 
1st wont work because its overused and will most likely ruin your chances . As for 2nd pick up line might work ,if she wont freak out and does not think you as stalker and i liked your nerdy one a lot and i might use it XD
2018-08-16 19:37
Dude of course these are troll pickup lines only weirdos, construction workers use them, and usually as an insult/harassment towards women
2018-08-17 18:03
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you CuTe" is pretty nice pick up line tough.And if she understands it ,at least you know she is not some kinda brainless bimbo .
2018-08-17 20:30
Hahahahhhaaha
2018-08-16 17:11
#68
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United States ryugak 
Lol
2018-08-16 17:35
#69
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
You're a genius where are you getting these from
2018-08-16 18:04
dark web
2018-08-16 18:43
#85
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Sweden aer1aL 
They open the same time as i pull the trigger, want me to open them? - Gal Gadot, 2011.
2018-08-16 19:19
If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my dick out 😏 💯 😎 🍆
2018-08-16 19:33
#120
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Turkey rumpis 
cringe
2018-08-17 17:24
#3
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
i'm arab let's fuck
2018-08-16 16:20
Works in Sweden
2018-08-16 17:11
#84
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
works in eu
2018-08-16 19:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2018-08-17 17:23
i'm global elite
2018-08-16 16:20
#59
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United Kingdom Deadadventure 
worked with my gf wp.
2018-08-16 17:23
#66
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Austria grammar_nazi 
imagine what happens when you say ure in fpl D: instant 2x gf
2018-08-16 17:31
yeah ill go polymarous
2018-08-17 17:44
#5
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I aren't think that nt prokda
2018-08-16 16:20
im not prokda WTF
2018-08-16 16:21
#7
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Denmark oskarsports 
Just say I have a HLTV account
2018-08-16 16:22
#8
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
You cannot post more than 150 replies per day - ILoveSpeed You guys will have to help out the finnish lockerboy tomorrow :) ty anyways
2018-08-16 16:23
Just be yourself, and don't panic, remember that everythin' is okay. Even if she will refuse you, remember, it doesn't end there. Good luck, my friend! - The director of the funeral agency of wifi, wifisfuneral.
2018-08-16 16:24
Yeah if she refuses you, it doesn't end. That's why you have to go to see her with a rope and a roll of duct tape.
2018-08-16 19:25
Yo girl, wanna have sex and have some chips? If she says no: you don't like chips? If she says yes: mount the woman. Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up. Could I touch your belly button…from the inside? Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
2018-08-16 16:35
ahahahahahaha
2018-08-16 16:37
#17
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Which flavour chips should I buy
2018-08-16 16:44
Salt & pepper, bitches love salt & pepper
2018-08-16 16:53
#36
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Fuuuck we don't have salt and pepper flavour, this country is so weird...
2018-08-16 16:56
#12
woxic | 
Turkey willZy 
Baby turn around cuz imma flash and bang (i saw it in reddit)
2018-08-16 16:37
just printscreen your global elite and print it on a tshirt.
2018-08-16 16:39
There was a global elite jacket you could buy before, don't know if it's still available
2018-08-16 16:47
#39
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
They don't :(
2018-08-16 16:58
RIP in peace
2018-08-16 17:12
#14
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
LMAO this post is hilarious, keep it coming, if we reach 100 I will make a video about this.
2018-08-16 16:40
#88
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
+1000
2018-08-16 19:22
#103
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
:D
2018-08-16 19:43
show your vageena
2018-08-16 16:40
#16
woxic | 
Turkey willZy 
boi:How tall are you? girl:1 65, you? Boi:30 cm Girl:ok lets fuck then
2018-08-16 16:44
#25
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
What if she doesn't ask my tallness
2018-08-16 16:48
#28
woxic | 
Turkey willZy 
Say ma dik is 30
2018-08-16 16:49
If i werent so socially inept id try to have a conversation with you
2018-08-16 16:45
#21
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
How does it translate to in Finnish?
2018-08-16 16:47
"Jos en olis nii sosiaalisesti rajoittunu, koittaisin puhuu sulle" or something similar
2018-08-16 16:53
reported
2018-08-16 16:56
#54
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Voi vittu :DD
2018-08-16 17:17
xDD works 10/10 times
2018-08-16 18:42
man what are doink?
2018-08-16 16:45
#23
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
you fakin bish why you bully me everyone askin?
2018-08-16 16:48
#26
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
LMAO IM DEAD
2018-08-16 16:49
#67
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Austria grammar_nazi 
i read that in simples voice.
2018-08-16 17:33
#72
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Bulgaria Pixeland 
me too
2018-08-16 18:18
#76
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
tim likvid askin you why u bully me fakin retart
2018-08-16 18:46
#99
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
Same XD
2018-08-16 19:40
#24
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United States SmokaDaWeEDs 
Just like this. I've wanted to ask you out for a while but I've been a total pussy. Last night my balls dropped and I think I'm ready. So u wanna go get some dinner? Then boom she will say yes while laughing. Don't be cheap. Go somewhere nice
2018-08-16 16:48
#30
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
This one is great, expect in Finnish pussy a.k.a Vittu and Pillu doesn't mean the same in English, unfortunately :(
2018-08-16 16:51
Then tell her in english everyone in Finland speaks it lmao
2018-08-16 17:23
#108
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United States SmokaDaWeEDs 
Well something along those lines. If u can make a woman laugh ur 80% there. Never be afraid to poke fun at yourself
2018-08-16 20:39
#27
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX)
2018-08-16 16:49
I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX)
2018-08-16 17:03
#50
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
she will instantly realize his an alpha and give him her number
2018-08-16 17:06
#100
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
+1
2018-08-16 19:41
#29
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
This could also work, tho it has never been tested: USP-S in hand... and executes shox! (Ohhhhhhh!) Next in line.. SMITHZZ GOES DOWN f0rest!!! (AHHHHH!) He's looking for more; he's charging; UNREAL!!!! (OOOOAHHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!) HE TAKES DOWN NBK as well and it's Happy and k1oshima, he turns 180; he takes the fight; he's got one bullet left, but backup is shown up as well!
2018-08-16 16:50
+1
2018-08-16 16:52
#35
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Do I say this in English or Finnish
2018-08-16 16:55
#47
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Ah fuck I didn’t think about the language stuff Lol this will turn to something so weird if you go up and say hltv memes in Finnish XD
2018-08-16 17:04
Guy: Did you know that 85% of girls sing in the shower and 15% masturbate? Girl: No I didnt know that Guy: Yeah, do you know what the 85% sing about? Girl: No Guy: You must be one of the 15% then Girl: Hopefully she laughs I used this in my single days and it was a great opener. Saw it on the pick up artist, good stuff.
2018-08-16 16:53
#40
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
What are the signs of the girl being single or in a relationship? Also if they are, hopefully I'll get a laugh from them at least.
2018-08-16 16:59
im stealin this fior tindr
2018-08-16 17:02
Do it! Try it at a bar too, it actually works most of the time. You just have to say it right, be fun. :)
2018-08-16 17:29
wtf is that pickup line going to do? Especially if you're a random guy to the girl. 95% times that would just end up in awkward laugh
2018-08-16 19:41
The pick up line as an intro to a conversation, a way to 'break the ice'. And yes, you are either going to get an awkward laugh or an actual laugh. So its a risk, but then again, you risk rejection taking to her anyway right? And trust me on this, if it is delivered correctly (It also helps if you are decent looking and not creepy in general), they react well to it.
2018-08-16 19:49
this one !
2018-08-17 17:26
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
2018-08-16 17:00
*presses post, while tipping fedora and scratching neckbeard*
2018-08-16 17:05
#109
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United States SmokaDaWeEDs 
How high are u?
2018-08-16 21:03
190cm
2018-08-17 05:07
#115
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Australia t0rrent 
Epic post
2018-08-17 05:24
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
2018-08-16 17:00
tell her that you cant cheat on vac secured servers
2018-08-16 17:02
#49
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lmfaoooo
2018-08-16 17:05
wow wow wow calm down bro he just wanna hook up with some gril not marry her..
2018-08-16 17:21
you are right i think, i apologize mr BiggestPenisHLTV (8/8 name)
2018-08-16 17:22
Hi girl can i pick you up? Ye sure Thank
2018-08-16 17:20
#61
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Dude this guy is actually going to do it rn (he pm’d me) lmao I think he is using the hltv lines
2018-08-16 17:26
Careful for my dog vlad1m1r
2018-08-16 17:27
#63
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lmfao what? XD
2018-08-16 17:28
I've been to many places I've met different races I've seen so many faces But it's you I can't forget I've been through high & low Till I got no where to go I got this funny feeling That it's you who I'm still missing So baby c'mon Don't let this go You know I love you so! Don't throw away Let our love grow I can't let you go!
2018-08-16 17:30
#77
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
This lmao
2018-08-16 18:47
#58
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Switzerland zero_hoes 
you forgot my birthday bitch i will never forgive you :(((( thats how i got my last gf
2018-08-16 17:22
#70
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Not far from #100, guys!
2018-08-16 18:13
#78
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
#65 xD
2018-08-16 18:47
#80
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Yes nice song
2018-08-16 18:51
#82
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
You’re waiting for a 100 replies or? xD
2018-08-16 19:08
#86
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
#14
2018-08-16 19:20
#87
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
the feel when you on the phone and need to look for it XDDD
2018-08-16 19:21
#90
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
If you use google chrome on phone --> Top right (three dots) ----> Scroll down and click find in page ----> #Numbers or text
2018-08-16 19:26
#93
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I’m actually using the app xD I suppose chrome would be just as efficient
2018-08-16 19:28
#71
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Poland Banan_IDK 
ask her if shes down for some haram
2018-08-16 18:14
#79
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Did you say that because of my flag lol
2018-08-16 18:49
#81
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Poland Banan_IDK 
no maybe probably yes
2018-08-16 18:58
#105
JD | 
Poland HooDlesxd 
XD
2018-08-16 19:47
Pick up lines do not work. Be normal and talk normal. You want her to think you do this every fucking night and she's nothing special at all.
2018-08-16 19:11
#92
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Finnish girls like cheesy pick up lines, especially if It's a stranger, maybe, idk really..n
2018-08-16 19:28
#111
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
If you wanna do a cs related one you should take Uff ... you almost gave me earth attack ... I think a fox vac Lmfao
2018-08-17 00:05
#125
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
I already though of thus yesterday
2018-08-17 18:10
#91
cyx | 
Canada CyxDEADLOL 
Ello my queen
2018-08-16 19:27
#96
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CIS C9_Nikoldzera 
Respecc whamen Works with soyboys...
2018-08-16 19:36
"You dropped something!" - She looks at the ground Then you say "Your smile" EZ make her smile with that line
2018-08-16 19:38
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb. Should be good for swedistan
2018-08-16 19:40
#102
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
It's for my friend ILoveSpeed, check out his recent threads!
2018-08-16 19:42
do u have 78 chromosomes? cuz you look like a dog
2018-08-16 19:45
#107
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Iran Manelos 
GUCCI GANG
2018-08-16 19:53
You: Want to eat pizza then have sex? Her: NO?!?!? You: You dont like pizza!?
2018-08-16 21:29
#116
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
this is same as chips lol
2018-08-17 17:09
Did you grow up on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a cock?
2018-08-17 00:07
#114
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Australia t0rrent 
Roses are red violets are blue when I pull it out of your ass I'd like to see poo
2018-08-17 05:19
#117
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Turkey rumpis 
Ask if she wants an ice cream She would say yes 90% Then go buy her a nice ice cream and that’s a beginning Then use imagination
2018-08-17 17:18
Those shit you’re talking about, are you sober? or is it just after you make love to your boyfriend?
2018-08-17 17:22
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2018-08-17 17:27
#128
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
One of the funniest lmao
2018-08-19 14:17
#127
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
Bring in some more hltv users
2018-08-19 14:17
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