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Imagine that you met yourself 15 years old.
kissmyass | 
Germany b4db0xeR 
Imagine that you went to the past and met yourself 15 years old. You can only tell him 5 words. What kind of words will they be? P.S dont play counter-strike GO, 4sure)
2018-08-17 11:18
#1
jkaem | 
Lithuania GayPride 
bet allin lg, ez money
2018-08-17 11:19
XDDDD LOL'D HARD +++++11111
2018-08-17 11:20
#112
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Germany ´kamiii 
xdd
2018-08-19 20:14
how is the future going?
2018-08-17 11:19
#12
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Malaysia byaIi 
+1
2018-08-17 11:21
LMAO
2018-08-19 11:00
expected from 2003
2018-08-20 16:33
#4
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Buy fucking bitcoins stupid kid
2018-08-17 11:20
+1
2018-08-17 11:32
#116
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Poland SzyszakTv 
+1
2018-08-19 20:20
#131
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Romania Apophis22 
+1
2018-08-19 21:05
why would you want to put yourself in poverty ?
2018-08-19 21:23
#152
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Maybe being 15 was only a few months ago for you. Anyway I was 15 in Year 2004-2005. So I could tell myself to buy them when they where new and cost a few cents per bitcoin. So no poverty but fucking richness for me if I bought like 1000 then.
2018-08-20 07:38
i mean yeah if everything went the same but then there's that butterfly effect when u change something small and it becomes something big like you could do that but what if instead of going to 20k will be instead 20$ anyway it's pointless investing in crypto no one can control it you'll lose most of the times just like bets and slot machines
2018-08-20 11:07
start playing CS!
2018-08-17 11:20
#81
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Australia JingleBells 
-1
2018-08-18 04:54
-1
2018-08-20 01:04
-1
2018-08-20 02:52
-1
2018-10-07 13:43
stay the fuck away from hltv
2018-08-17 11:20
*stay the fuck away from... and he be asking himself for years what he should be staying away from ://
2018-08-17 11:21
no because he will realize as soon as he makes hltv account
2018-08-17 11:40
did u realize?
2018-08-17 11:42
only after it was too late :(
2018-08-17 22:40
u cant get rid of this addiction either, can u
2018-08-17 23:07
#58
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United States ImFat 
Will probably make a HLTV thread asking what the last word would be, that would be ironic.
2018-08-17 23:13
reply to me when u do, dont wanna miss that
2018-08-17 23:31
+1
2018-08-19 04:37
dont love wrong person pls
2018-08-17 11:20
#66
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
+1
2018-08-17 23:47
For most of people here that means that they would meet future themselves.
2018-08-17 11:20
Lmao
2018-08-17 11:31
#9
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Malaysia byaIi 
if i met my 15yo version he should talk first
2018-08-17 11:20
xDSSs
2018-08-17 22:45
sugma deeek ahahahahaa fukin kiddo
2018-08-17 11:21
lol +1
2018-08-19 23:51
stop eating unnecessary unhealthy shit
2018-08-17 11:21
#14
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Do not turn left there...
2018-08-17 11:21
Imagine only having 5 words and you waste a word by not using a contraction.
2018-08-20 08:54
Your sister is porn actress
2018-08-17 11:26
Dont be afraid to fail
2018-08-17 11:29
Oh, such a good line. I dare presume you're a good person!
2018-08-17 11:31
Your dreams will come true.
2018-08-17 11:30
What dreams? Banging a 13yo? Lmao
2018-08-17 11:45
None of your business buddy guy, I don't care about yours so do me a favor to follow.
2018-08-17 11:46
How is that none of my bussiness? Its illegal you disgusting pedo.
2018-08-17 11:48
I didn't say that your guess was right? Please...
2018-08-17 11:49
I hope its not
2018-08-17 11:50
Do you understand that it's not real Jovik? The real one is TheSingerWhoNeverSung with italian flag.
2018-08-19 20:17
If the screenshots are real then im seriously disgusted by you. Not good. Hope you were joking in that conversation, but even then its not funny to joke about such things.
2018-08-17 11:49
I was for real with that I've taken the responsibility for the words I've said. I can assure you, I'm not sick in any way, the things I said were performed before, it's naturally acceptable and my intentions are all good.
2018-08-17 11:54
Jovik, are 12yo girls that attractive? What about 10y ones?
2018-08-17 22:44
wtf you guys talkin about
2018-08-17 22:50
just pedo things report em' and go away
2018-08-17 22:56
2018-08-17 23:46
what the actual fuck
2018-08-17 23:48
This is not real Jovik anyway
2018-08-19 11:03
He's asking me silly questions.
2018-08-18 04:50
Search help.
2018-08-18 19:23
Could say same.
2018-08-19 03:35
No you couldn't.
2018-10-07 13:41
Xa xa xa, you're a laughing object now.
2018-10-07 13:49
Better than pedo by any means. xa xa xa You should be ashamed TheSingerWhoHasNeverSung. You are such a pathetic person.
2018-10-07 13:50
Children attempted at adult and fell ashame as always. What a failure!
2018-10-07 13:51
Funny that you are describing yourself as a child. You definitely have the mentality of one.
2018-10-07 13:52
This idiot won't ever stop entertaining me, failure.
2018-10-07 13:52
Not real jovik dude
2018-08-19 20:22
Fake Jovik uk
2018-08-19 23:50
Ah what?
2018-08-20 02:01
u r fake jovik wtf
2018-08-20 02:48
No-no, the real one.
2018-08-20 08:32
That's some unoriginal fuck not the original fuck aka Jovik.
2018-08-17 22:46
This is his fake acc, I think. Thesingerwhowhatfuckingever seems to be his new acc. It isn't confirmed yet, but they are almost exactly the same.
2018-08-19 11:04
Yeah, it is. I had 100% concrete proves but jonathan E fucking removed the thread. Here is one of them: hltv.org/forums/threads/1693142/music-pl.. hltv.org/forums/threads/1632370/rate-thi.. ------------------------- hltv.org/forums/threads/1817991/current-.. hltv.org/forums/threads/1817991/current-..
2018-08-19 19:43
It’s quite obvious for anyone who’s held a conversation with both accs... They are both the most annoying pieces of shit you could possibly imagine. I don't think there could be two of those.
2018-08-19 20:03
How fucking dumb do you have to actually be to try and clear your record by creating a new acc and saying THE EXACT SAME SHIT. I’m just waiting for an italian to finally pop up on hltv (that’s gotta happen at some point, right?) and expose this shithead for being unable to comprehend italian.
2018-08-19 20:19
He actually tried to convice me that he's an italian by calling me "fucking russian" and putting some short text on Italian, but the problem is that he actually copypasted Welsh xD
2018-08-19 20:28
AHHAHAHA What the actual fuck? Welsh? I fucking beg you to tell me you’re lying.
2018-08-19 20:30
I actually don't know why he did it, either he meant that he's a Welshman that lives in Italia, or he just fucked up and copypasted wrong text. It was a thread about Putin when he was defending him as always. I accused him that he repeats typical arguments from russian tv and that everybody knows that he's a russian, so he responded me with an "Italian" text.
2018-08-19 20:34
Do you still have that thread? I really want to see this shit with my own eyes
2018-08-19 20:51
its not alive cuz all political threads live for a day or two, the thread was a week or two ago and was created by some guy with japanese flag. It's ok if you don't believe me, I would doubt too.
2018-08-19 20:55
#135
2018-08-19 21:24
hltv.org/forums/threads/1850809/real-fla.. Take a look at this, "amerikan" isn't even an expression which correlates to Italian-English pronounce, sounds a lot more like slavic, not to mention some sentences which sound a lot more spanish :)
2018-08-19 21:22
yeah, "por favor" is not Italian. Italians say "per favore". But even if it was a typo, it seems that he tried to say "you're welcome" on Italian, but he did it in wrong context, he should be sayed "prego" instead of "per favore". imgur.com/a/pCQDQPu The guy is clearly fakeflagging. I won't say that he's Jovik, because there are no direct evidences, but he looks like him and is extremely stupid.
2018-08-20 08:35
You're goddamn right, i do really think he's Jovik and that's it, he exposed himself a thousand times, maybe it's going to be interesting to you: hltv.org/forums/threads/1819275/thesinge..
2018-08-20 16:32
hltv.org/forums/threads/1817991/current-.. By the way, a english fluent speaker would not mistake "this" with "these" like this, don't you think that is a lot weird?
2018-08-19 21:24
read #153, it seems we don't even need a native speaker like you did mention in #115, someone with A1/2 in Italian would be enough.
2018-08-20 08:32
2018-08-19 21:21
Yeah. I guess it's not the most typical thing for italians to trigger af when someone says bad about Putin. He always says that he's not Jovik, but one time I saw how he replied "No, he's not" to someone who said that Jovik is pedophile. Why would someone defend a pedo if he's not this pedo?
2018-08-19 20:29
be more social/ fuck fakefriends
2018-08-17 11:35
#22
LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Go outside and workout
2018-08-17 11:39
Keep grinding you'll be pro.
2018-08-17 11:42
#56
Lekr0 | 
Peru synergy_ 
nt allu
2018-08-17 23:09
Keep doing what u doing.
2018-08-17 11:44
Oh, a very good wish. I wish I have said that.
2018-08-17 11:47
#28
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Albania blizaardy 
I would fap him
2018-08-17 11:45
#32
kissa | 
Finland kissa 
Same thing when i look mirror?
2018-08-17 11:48
i'd like to go even more back to meet my loli form
2018-08-17 11:52
5 words yes? Buybitcoin, buyethereum, betgermany7brazil1 I still have 2 left
2018-08-17 12:23
#74
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Germany Fabbsen 
+1
2018-08-18 01:48
Dont smoke gay weed
2018-08-17 12:25
Why you in my room?
2018-08-17 12:32
that's only last year :/
2018-08-17 12:34
buy btc and then sell them in 2017 when 1 btc was 20k
2018-08-17 12:38
#48
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New Zealand NoBudy_ 
most people on HLTV are 15
2018-08-17 22:47
Have fun while you can.
2018-08-17 22:52
dont fall in love with..
2018-08-17 22:55
do math school homework please
2018-08-17 22:57
buy nano, sell at 30$
2018-08-17 23:02
I would kill 2 birds with one stone and take away both of our virginity.
2018-08-17 23:11
Hol' up
2018-08-17 23:22
Buy bitcoin not cs skins
2018-08-17 23:41
"Imagine that you went to the PAST and met yourself 15 years old." hltv users are only 12 so nt schnitzel
2018-08-17 23:44
buy bitcoin sell at 18000
2018-08-17 23:44
buy iBP katowice holo stickers
2018-08-17 23:46
+1
2018-08-19 04:06
#67
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United States Paulius_CS 
I had that thought a few times. But do you care about your self in a different reality, and how things work out there? Then you just come back to current time and so what... or you somehow become younger again but with thoughts from the future.
2018-08-17 23:48
#69
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Go commit not feeling alive
2018-08-17 23:52
i would say: "that hoe ain't worth it."
2018-08-18 01:31
Idk, the 15 yo old me would probably be wondering to who this old cunt is and why he's not talking much.
2018-08-18 01:33
#72
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United States ItsImpact 
I’m 15 so I would tell myself to type this
2018-08-18 01:34
#73
ShahZaM | 
Russia cnd2mn 
Practice what you like
2018-08-18 01:37
#75
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France ponche 
Do not stop doing sport.
2018-08-18 02:09
#76
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Germany PeKay 
Stay strong
2018-08-18 02:11
watch out for gravity bong
2018-08-18 04:50
#80
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France iNolake 
Refuse what the priest said
2018-08-18 04:53
#82
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
check the condom for holes
2018-08-18 05:04
unluko
2018-08-20 02:06
#83
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Europe Staley 
Buybitcoinandethereum,sellwhenyouare912%+causethenitwilldrop go outta home sometimes
2018-08-18 05:17
#84
cyx | 
Canada CyxDEADLOL 
I only 12 so I can’t do that
2018-08-18 05:20
be a tier 5 pro, move to asia and bet against self every match
2018-08-19 03:57
you will always be a loser
2018-08-19 04:00
#93
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Germany ropzGOD 
Im not even 15
2018-08-19 04:14
#94
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United States Idoitforlols 
Have sex with me please.
2018-08-19 04:14
#95
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Denmark fyhn 
Buy bitcoin, hold until $19k
2018-08-19 04:20
#96
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Portugal R0cketOG 
Don't watch the world cup (2002, what a disgrace) Portugal is not winning euro (2004, would save me from the disillusion) Twin towers are gonna fall (save a couple thousand people) Enjoy school biatch, it's great (if you compare with 9am 6pm job) Follow your nerd friends advice (they were mining bitcoins using University campus pcs) That girl isnt gonna work (obviously) Tomorrow's lottery number is "xxxxxxxxx"
2018-08-19 04:20
#97
nitr0 | 
Canada Surzz 
think before you act kid.
2018-08-19 04:26
Buy many katowice 2014 stickers
2018-08-19 04:30
#101
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Norway JorgyZ 
I honestly have nothing to say
2018-08-19 10:56
Buy Bitcoin, lots of Bitcoin.
2018-08-19 19:31
That bitch aint good dawg
2018-08-19 19:42
#113
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Germany ´kamiii 
Fuck off scum
2018-08-19 20:15
Dont worry and be happy
2018-08-19 20:23
buy bitcoin. twitch.tv, start streaming.
2018-08-19 20:24
bet iBuyPower Throw, then quit
2018-08-19 20:27
She is the wrong one.
2018-08-19 20:28
#126
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United Kingdom galaxzy 
alot more than 5 words
2018-08-19 20:39
Take care bout ur stomach :(
2018-08-19 20:59
#130
allu | 
Sweden Dguyg 
Burn in hell you sinner!
2018-08-19 21:04
go gym and take roids
2018-08-19 21:24
Damn you a sexy motherfucker
2018-08-20 01:32
Keep doing what you do
2018-08-20 02:10
You will get fat soon
2018-08-20 02:11
ALL IN ON GERMANY-BRAZIL
2018-08-20 02:11
#150
.PhP | 
Czech Republic wellbi 
"Study 1 school. Not 3."
2018-08-20 02:56
stock up on ibuypower holos
2018-08-20 02:58
#156
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Poland dreamShow 
you fucking dumb little idiot
2018-08-20 08:37
i am gonna rape you
2018-08-20 08:46
Would give him the name of the girl I almost got with, so I would be there earlier. And invest in crypto
2018-08-20 11:10
#161
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Ukraine kek1 
im 15 y.o wtf But still gonna say that i had to socialise more back then
2018-08-20 11:14
#162
Prochas | 
Lithuania iNs6 
im 14
2018-08-20 11:15
Lakad matataag normalin normalin
2018-08-20 11:16
u defending ancients?
2018-08-20 11:28
years before deciding killing terrorists
2018-08-27 03:37
Do not go study cars
2018-08-20 11:41
Buy bitcoins. Bet 7-1 for Germany. Thats it
2018-08-20 16:34
#170
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United States NoriZ 
Yeeeah, see, I wasn't a boy when I was 15 years old, soooo... I guess I can't say anything to him, he doesn't exist.
2018-08-27 03:47
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