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WHAT POLICE SAYS IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU'RE STOPPED BY THEM
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
translate to english ofc
2018-08-20 19:59
I can totally read that topic
2018-08-20 20:01
#67
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Europe Nagardien 
+1
2018-08-20 20:21
#99
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
nt prokda
2018-08-20 20:55
I'm not prokda WTF
2018-08-20 21:12
#191
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Malta aidsss 
Nt prokda
2018-08-21 07:36
I'm not prokda WTF
2018-08-21 07:41
#199
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Malta aidsss 
Nt prokda
2018-08-21 08:48
I'm not prokda WTF 🍆
2018-08-21 08:49
#203
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Malta aidsss 
Nt prokda wtf
2018-08-21 09:51
I'm not prokda WTF 🍆
2018-08-21 09:51
#116
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United Kingdom galaxzy 
Off Topic > WHAT POLICE SAYS IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU'RE STOPPED BY THEM
2018-08-20 21:56
#117
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
thanks, that happens when prokda comments first
2018-08-20 21:58
Cheers mate This is what I see: "WHAT POLICE SAYS IN YOUR ... <3 ... SentiineL " Pretty much GG lol On the topic, they ask for the ID and all the other papers and when you broke the law, they sometimes ask whether you know why you were stopped, like speeding or your lights might be broken.
2018-08-20 22:41
#186
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Norway AleXeiCS 
Always say "No officer, what is wrong?", because you can get away with smaller to no punishment over minor incidents. Atleast in Norway.
2018-08-21 06:30
Yeah I know, but here it mostly depends on the cop and whether he/she had a good day lol, when they are chill then they don't even fine you
2018-08-21 07:40
Lol me neither sir prokda
2018-08-21 07:16
I'm not prokda WTF
2018-08-21 07:38
#209
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Correct - you are "not" prokda... Bait less and engage in the topic at hand.
2018-08-21 12:23
I did, starts from #147
2018-08-21 14:03
#218
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
My apologies, maybe_puget. The "prokda" game annoys me greatly because you are unique as you are, but the post you made is good. :) Have a good day.
2018-08-21 14:05
flag checks out
2018-08-20 20:02
#3
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
hello
2018-08-20 20:02
#4
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Do you have a permit for that?
2018-08-20 20:02
oi you have a license for that comment m8? btw flag checks out
2018-08-20 20:05
#20
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Do you have a permit for that joke? Its not within freedom of speech my friend.
2018-08-20 20:08
#121
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United Kingdom _P2K 
discussing permits on the internet i see lad? our boys on on their way to your door now your lookin at 6 months ere'
2018-08-20 22:03
#143
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
dont be silly, serious offences here in cheery old england only carry 2 months in a relaxed prison. That way the chavs reoffend to impress eachother!
2018-08-20 22:22
#149
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United Kingdom _P2K 
Memes aside tho, The absolute fucking state of our country and the prisons, the other day a prison was completely overrun and the govt had to shut it down and restore order
2018-08-20 23:07
#151
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
My thoughts; longer sentences for serious offenses (rape, murder, acid). But also a reduction in sentences involving prison time for stupid crimes (use of cannabis, vandalism) use community service or something
2018-08-20 23:13
#166
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United Kingdom _P2K 
absolutely, infact legalise cannabis and that takes away multiple problems, it stops massive gang income from illegal trafficking as licensed companies grow it, as well as vastly reducing the prison population
2018-08-21 00:44
#5
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Driving license, proof of registration, what you used today
2018-08-20 20:02
#107
somebody | 
Myanmar xdcc 
indonesian cops speak in english to you??? wtf
2018-08-20 21:01
#164
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Nepal hpbaxx 
read op >translate to english ofc
2018-08-21 00:13
#6
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Sweden KarlXII 
Want to make America joke but i cant :(((( I dont want ban for 5 days lol.
2018-08-20 20:02
#9
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Americans don’t report people it’s the liberal feminist from Sweden that report everything. Say all the jokes u want about us buddy.
2018-08-20 20:04
#13
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Sweden KarlXII 
Yeah right lol. I was gonna joke about your police being corrupt pigs that gun people(with people i guess you understand) down if they step out of the car or just move a finger.
2018-08-20 20:05
#24
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
not trying to insult but i saw a lot of short movies with disappointing actions from police is it tru that your police sucks or those films are just prank?
2018-08-20 20:09
#25
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United States Trump2020KAG 
When u don’t listen to what they say and act fishy u get shot. Other wise u will be just fine. Watch every vid on police shootings n u will see they all have one thing in common. The suspect DIDNT LISTEN
2018-08-20 20:09
#29
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Sweden KarlXII 
The police is not Gestapo lol. Why is it always a black man/person getting killed as well lol. Obv the police are "scared" or instantly think "Oh yeah he is black i better watch out" lol
2018-08-20 20:10
#40
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
youtube.com/watch?v=3EG5Nl37RsE im talking about that film
2018-08-20 20:13
#51
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Sweden KarlXII 
"film". And you are watching 1 clip with 3 female idiot officers lol. In NA they would have put 3 clips in that guy. As you can see here, a better video of Swedish police: youtube.com/watch?v=APHBQXRTev8
2018-08-20 20:16
they are not even refugees wtf is this kind of racism lmao
2018-08-21 08:59
#45
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United States Trump2020KAG 
No that’s what the libtard media wants u to see n think more white people get shot by cops then blacks. But look at u a perfect example of how fake the media really is and what a lie it all really is.
2018-08-20 20:15
0/8 LUL
2018-08-21 05:45
#205
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United States Trump2020KAG 
statista.com/statistics/585152/people-sh.. Do some homework libtard instead of being a sheep and believing EVERYTHING the liberal media tells u. More then DOUBLE white people get killed by cops but u never hear it on news. A black gets killed and its in the news for month long with outrage and protests across America. Get real get smart and get logic and u will see how corrupt biased and fake the news really is.
2018-08-21 10:08
shooting more people in 1 month than spain in this century LMAO NA LUL 3rd worlder
2018-08-21 12:19
#210
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Got over 200million more people then Spain. A country so 3rd world they have bulls running around on its roads n 90% of its people can’t afford shoes so walk around bare foot. Yea nice logic fakeflagget
2018-08-21 12:28
Using "libtard" in 2018 LUL Conservatives make me laugh, go back to blowing your lobbyis- wait sorry "president".
2018-08-21 13:12
#215
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Hahahaha so dumb libtards are the ones that get millions from lobbyists not Trump. He took ZERO$$$ from lobbyists big companies. He ran for the people and won by the people.
2018-08-21 13:16
Right so when he paid people to prove that CO2 and climate change aren't related it wasn't for the companies that he owns or that support him, it was for the people. Also I'm not American so I honestly don't know what you mean when you say >libtards are the ones that get millions from lobbyists Care to explain? It doesn't seem logical to me, who would pay millions for leftist ideas? How would they gain from it? I'm guessing the ones that wanted war in the middle East. Please enlighten me.
2018-08-21 13:23
#229
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United States Trump2020KAG 
A huge problem in America is pharmacy drug costs. Democrats get billions from big pharma. Student loans big problem democrats got the government involved in student loans also universities support dems a long with unions which run public schools and so on so on. U get what I’m mean now?
2018-08-21 14:50
I thought the student loan thing was more a consequence of a failed plan than lobbyism (which still puts Democrats at fault don't get me wrong) but I get what you mean now. I think left ideas need to be implemented by the people not by the politicians (which I believe is one of the reasons why communism can never really work) In France most of the leftist stuff was gained through demonstrations etc...
2018-08-21 16:38
#239
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Dems want big government which means the government puts hands in everything. Republicans support small government. Which means let companies handle health care collage loans mail etc.
2018-08-21 17:15
#7
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United States Trump2020KAG 
FREEZE COCK SUCKER HANDS IN THE AIR OR ILL BLOW UR HEAD OFF SCUMBAG
2018-08-20 20:03
#14
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Sweden KarlXII 
+1
2018-08-20 20:05
#16
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
I respect that
2018-08-20 20:06
#185
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Australia t0rrent 
Funny and original
2018-08-21 06:24
Probably
2018-08-21 09:05
hi
2018-08-20 20:03
#11
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
I really wait for flags with refugees and USA cause of mexicans xd
2018-08-20 20:04
it depends on scenario, if you were speeding they tell you "do you know why i stopped you/do you know how fast u going?" if you just shot 5 people its probably "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR DROP THE FUCKING GUN GET THE FUCK DOWN MOTHERFUCKER" *shots*
2018-08-20 20:05
#18
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
I respect that
2018-08-20 20:07
police in my country when they stop u: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk caralho marcelo 'coldzera' david kkkkkkkkkkkk filho da puta
2018-08-20 20:08
#26
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
cold has hard times in his country :(
2018-08-20 20:10
no they try to confirm if u fan of cold or not but they say it in a rude way, so if ur not a fan of cold instant jail
2018-08-20 20:10
#33
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
#prayforcold or fuck him
2018-08-20 20:11
fuck for cold
2018-08-20 20:12
#78
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Russia Sur10n 
what gonna happen to me,if i say i'm a Taco fan and cold is 0 without Taco and fnx?Insta headshot?
2018-08-20 20:37
yeah 1 tap and if u have head kevlar u go to jail:/
2018-08-20 20:38
#82
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i guess u r gonna get money from policeman
2018-08-20 20:39
#197
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France Qu0sT 
But you can't be hard when it's cold
2018-08-21 07:45
+1 xd
2018-08-21 06:37
Hello
2018-08-20 20:08
#28
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
only that? and type of situation please
2018-08-20 20:10
When I was to fast they asked me: Do you know why I stopped you ? If they just wanna see my driver license they say: Good day sir. Can I see your documents pls
2018-08-20 20:12
Only one time, a Police stopped me last year and asked "Can I see your ID?"(because carrying your ID is compulsory if Extreme Condition is declared, thx Erdoğan) and I showed him. That's all.
2018-08-20 20:08
#30
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
what was the reason of stopping? routine?
2018-08-20 20:11
Routine. If you don't have ID then they say: "Next time bring it bla bla extreme condition bla bla or you'll get penalty bla bla daddy erdoğan bla bla"
2018-08-20 20:13
carrying an ID is compulsory in most countries my turkish friend
2018-08-20 20:12
It's not if you are not in Extreme Condition in Turkey.
2018-08-20 20:13
In UK it’s not, and you don’t even have to tell police your name unless they suspect you of a crime.
2018-08-21 16:28
never really been "stopped" by police, but they have asked me what im doing etc etc
2018-08-20 20:11
dunno i never got stopped by police once i was jaywalking and this bitch stopped her cop car and told me not to do that again thats it basicly. dont like cops i always try to get lost when i see them.
2018-08-20 20:12
#46
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw good ghetto boy respect
2018-08-20 20:15
why do u call me ghetto boy when u go around posting that type of ear cancer
2018-08-20 20:17
#60
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
it was about type of artist and type of music (gangsta rap im not listening american rap only polish)
2018-08-20 20:19
yes
2018-08-20 20:12
#42
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Germany robiNi0^^ 
suck my dick and we re quitt ez rhyme biatches
2018-08-20 20:14
#50
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
nice good job thats my boiii
2018-08-20 20:16
SUKA BLYAT SHOW YOUR DOCUMENT OR I SHOOT YOU IN HEAD AND YOU DIE COCKSUCKER ! MAMBET KOTAKBAS DOKUMENT KAYDA?
2018-08-20 20:14
#47
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i expect that your not displayed flag is russian?
2018-08-20 20:16
No I am not from Russia
2018-08-20 20:20
My country is last sentence
2018-08-20 20:20
What the fuck is ,,kayda,, and where it is xD
2018-08-20 21:11
i think Kazakhstan
2018-08-21 17:18
are you from like kazakhstan, krygzstan?
2018-08-21 16:16
Yes
2018-08-22 07:16
we need to make a test of alcohol car documents and your id
2018-08-20 20:14
They say that vladik69 is getting butt fucked in jail then they ask for driving licence
2018-08-20 20:16
#53
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i respect that, but why they asking for driving license?
2018-08-20 20:17
idk man, they ask so much questions all the time you meet them so annoying jesus.
2018-08-20 20:18
#66
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i hope you at least feel safe #nohomo
2018-08-20 20:31
Do you have any black people or muslims in the car ?
2018-08-20 20:16
#55
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
keep going i want to know both endings
2018-08-20 20:17
I tell them no and they let me off with a warning. If you're white its 20 warnings before they give you a ticket. If you're dark skinned they give you 1 warning to not move or they will shoot you. Chances are they will shoot you anyways. liveleak.com/view?t=CrODG_1533855022 [ Warning : Graphic Content 18+ ]
2018-08-20 20:25
#72
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i have a lot of respect for police in USA. my dad have to go to so much countries around the world and he speaks nice of you. there was only one things he was sad and it was that steak is better in canada ;)
2018-08-20 20:29
Good job by the police
2018-08-20 20:35
Name checks out. Honestly if they didn't have a taser on hand and they werent trained to disarm people with knives then shooting him was kind of the only option besides running. They just should of disarmed him beforehand and put him in cuffs. They weren't handling the situation right imo
2018-08-20 20:37
Low test betamale virgin soyboy spotted ,there's no point of arguing with libtards like you so all I'm going to say is this and after that I'm done with you. -they asked him multiple times to let the knife go -they tried to negotiate with him -they tased him first instead of shooting him on sight -he did not do what he was told by the police -he ran towards a cop with a knife in his hand -no sane person would ever try to "unarm a man with a knife" and I am soldier, I know what I'm talking about. It's extremely risky.
2018-08-20 20:44
I'm not a libtard. I was just saying you don't argue with mentally insane people like that. If talking doesn't work disarm his ass and cuff him before he gets the chance to run at you. Everything is avoided.
2018-08-20 22:04
How dumb can a person be to be asked by 5 guys with guns to drop his knife, denies to do that then attack. Did you even watch the video mate? I understand your point of view but the guy didn't collaborate AT ALL
2018-08-20 21:56
If he doesn't cooperate with guys aiming guns at him he's obviously insane. Its 5v1 if you can't safely disarm a man 5v1 when you're all bigger than him then oh well. Obviously while he is running at them his only choice is to shoot but anything before that should have just been cuff the freak.
2018-08-20 22:06
#52
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United States TriHardSeven 
STOP RESISTING gets shot
2018-08-20 20:17
#56
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i like that style respect
2018-08-20 20:18
DOKUMENTIKI POJALUYSTA
2018-08-20 20:18
#62
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
instantly?
2018-08-20 20:20
#59
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Portugal barret0 
SURPRISE MOTHERFOCKER
2018-08-20 20:18
#64
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i have to meet portugal police respect
2018-08-20 20:20
#65
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Bulgaria squezzi 
- Hi, are you drunk? - No - Ok but giv sum money - Ok - Have a good day sir - You too
2018-08-20 20:21
#69
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
oh my fooking good warlord. i respect that type of doing business
2018-08-20 20:23
#68
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Russia sneakyboy 
cyka show ur passport xaxaxaxaxax. how its u dont take it? ok how ar ur fullname. w8 i'll check. kk u r clean bye
2018-08-20 20:23
#70
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
is there any payment or negotiations involved?
2018-08-20 20:24
#100
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Russia sneakyboy 
yeah. if u drink in a park and they come to u so u can gib them money and they should fak out.
2018-08-20 20:55
Police: Allgemeine Verkehrskontrolle ! Me: English please ? Police: ALLGEMEINE VERKEHRSKONTROLLE, fahren sie rechts ran ! Me: Sorry Officer my German is very poor, i am a refugee. Police: Hat er gerade gesagt dass er ein Refugee ist ? Sie können weiter fahren ohne strafe. *waves his hands signaling that i can be on my way* Me: Thank you officer i will forgive you for offending my religion and racially profiling me, have a nice day.
2018-08-20 20:29
+1
2018-08-20 20:30
#75
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i hope you are not fake flagger cause it is very nice comment with distance. if u not fake flagging u have +10
2018-08-20 20:30
Not fake flagging ofc :) ty
2018-08-20 20:39
police doesn't really do anything here, they play on facebook, at least the most policemen that i see just sitting in their cars ... haven't been stopped by one, haven't seen them stop anyone even when they go on red, park illegally or do stupid stuff .... i sometimes wish we had the police i saw in Ukraine.
2018-08-20 20:38
#84
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
why are things going in this way? what is wrong with police?
2018-08-20 20:40
no idea .. they just don't care i suppose or corruption is too big. They always have the excuse of either - they need more people (probably for 'lan' parties on candy crush) or they got or didn't get orders to do something (so if you don't get orders it's ok to don't do anything)
2018-08-21 05:38
#162
Romania tr$ 
I've been identified once (there was almost a fight, security didn't let us leave and called the police). I was respectful and spoke well with them, they went to speak with the other guy and he was clearly drunk. Police came back and told me I could go and to be careful cuz at night there's a lot of drunks and bad romanians in the city center. I was like wtf?! (I'm not romanian btw).
2018-08-21 00:07
yeah and i suppose they 'did' what they always do, aka ... yeah we got some data but .. we won't do anything else, time to go back to facebook in our car hahaha
2018-08-21 05:40
#242
Romania tr$ 
At least they had something to do that night :))
2018-08-21 18:55
#85
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Europe aNCIOn 
are you drunk sir ?
2018-08-20 20:41
#86
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
and your country is?
2018-08-20 20:41
#91
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Europe aNCIOn 
europe
2018-08-20 20:43
#98
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
its stupid but its brave to speak about that u have my respect
2018-08-20 20:53
sou trabalhador sinhor
2018-08-20 20:42
#92
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
and if u could translate
2018-08-20 20:43
"Am a worker, "sor" " sor = sir.
2018-08-20 23:43
Get down from ur vehicle and lets shit on the street.
2018-08-20 20:42
#89
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
Police: helo you from hltv ? Me: yes))) Police: show me your driver license Me: i aren't think that xdd Police: reported i call admin Me: no pls jonathan will ban me police: 0/8 cry is free noob
2018-08-20 20:43
#94
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
impressive but seems u get out of that with luck if u posting comments +1
2018-08-20 20:44
#96
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Switzerland Nikon_user 
i gave him blowjob because he is so delicate and cute he like a flower
2018-08-20 20:46
#97
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i hope u didnt get whole in floral dust
2018-08-20 20:52
+1
2018-08-21 05:49
Living in hltv world must be be beautiful
2018-08-21 12:51
Shshwhwvshegahwgahw lol that's insane.
2018-08-21 20:15
"Do you know why I stopped you?" No badge or police-certificate shown at first, just straight to the topic.
2018-08-20 20:44
#95
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
quite original style
2018-08-20 20:45
Oh bot you have a playing cards pack? show me what's in it cuz I THINK THAT YOU HAVE CIGARETTES
2018-08-20 20:56
#108
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
that is original, i like it
2018-08-20 21:06
#102
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Brazil BoluditoBR 
Stop here your n****, put ur hands up and give me the cocaine
2018-08-20 20:59
#103
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Brazil BoluditoBR 
where is the weed where is the weed punch*
2018-08-20 21:00
#104
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Brazil BoluditoBR 
give me your id
2018-08-20 21:00
#105
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Brazil BoluditoBR 
please officer im a worker dont kill me
2018-08-20 21:00
#106
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Brazil BoluditoBR 
and u go to jail
2018-08-20 21:01
#109
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i might be wrong but i smell fake flagger but its still sad anyway :(
2018-08-20 21:08
#111
f0rest | 
Portugal physt 
why is that naked baby on your lap
2018-08-20 21:11
I was stopped 4 times by the police in my entire life (i'm 26). The first time i was 14. I was in a bus that 4 idiot kids stole a jewellery from a old lady but those idiots entered in the bus and spread themselves to not being suspicious. So the police agents took 2 of them plus me and my friend. The policemen asked about the object, inspected us, put some terror and left. 2 times were like: "Where are you going? Show what is inside your backpack." In those 2 times one i was coming to my home from a friends house, there was my playstation 2 inside my backpack. Another i was going to organize a pokémon tournament in a otaku event, so i had a notebook and my 3ds in my backpack. The fourth was the most absurd one. Me and my girlfriend were coming home from a mountain trail in her car. And police just stopped us, spread us doing questions trying to prove that we didn't know each other, insinuating that i was kidnapping her. I had to show them our facebook accounts to prove and they left. Yeah... I'm black and she is white.
2018-08-20 21:22
#114
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
what country was that 4?
2018-08-20 21:49
Brazil?
2018-08-20 23:13
What city you live in?
2018-08-20 23:44
Rio de Janeiro
2018-08-20 23:46
where do u live in rio de janeiro ? i'm from here as well
2018-08-21 16:11
Meier
2018-08-21 20:11
pertinho, sou de bento ribeiro
2018-08-21 21:24
Viva a Zona Norte
2018-08-21 21:36
kkk, viva ZN ate na hltv
2018-08-21 21:37
#119
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Brazil Smeagol_RP 
"I was going to organize a pokémon tournament in a otaku event"... Too bad he didn't shoot you.
2018-08-20 22:02
#123
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
baits dont work when u have SK on favourite
2018-08-20 22:03
Actually pokemon games are pretty cool competitively
2018-08-20 23:14
Dude, in first case, had those guys been arrested?
2018-08-20 23:45
If you're talking about the 4 kids from 12 years ago: no. Probably they threw away the jewells from bus' window and nobody saw it.
2018-08-20 23:52
u avin a giggle m8? freeze up sonnyboy or i'll batter ye swer on me mum
2018-08-20 22:00
#120
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
they dont tell you to do yoga or some clearing mind?
2018-08-20 22:02
vietnam undefeated
2018-08-20 22:05
#132
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
hell yeah is it hard to get your citizenship?
2018-08-20 22:12
#122
LEGIJA | 
Serbia MoOoN 
BANG BANG
2018-08-20 22:03
#126
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
my baby shot me down
2018-08-20 22:03
''jail time, bitch!''
2018-08-20 22:03
#129
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
that is very sad i hope for objective trail and sentence cheers
2018-08-20 22:06
Will you pay by cash or card??
2018-08-20 22:07
Thank you come again!
2018-08-21 10:46
#131
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Sweden crindz 
"Hur står det till här då?" "What's the matter here then?" or something like that. "Ingen aning, men någon la xanor i min ficka" - that's your reply, and you should be fine
2018-08-20 22:11
#134
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
and replay in english means?
2018-08-20 22:13
#140
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Sweden crindz 
"No clue, but someone put xanax in my pocket"
2018-08-20 22:20
#142
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
catching
2018-08-20 22:22
#144
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Sweden crindz 
yea, gotta give em a reason why your pockets are filled with funny pills, and stuff
2018-08-20 22:24
Depends on skin color
2018-08-20 22:13
#137
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
i love comments from USA on this thread +!
2018-08-20 22:17
Yeah that’s probably the only reason you wrote the thread
2018-08-20 22:18
#141
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
usa and countries with too much refugees (if there is a country with just enough) but after 140 comments im happy that so much other countries spoke. i have nice comparison
2018-08-20 22:21
I just thought of that, if you mean arresting they say: "YERE YAT LAN OROSPU ÇOCUĞU" which means "on the ground you son of a sex slave, will you please?"
2018-08-20 22:14
#139
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
"son of a sex slave" i already like your police nice police, nice national kitchen
2018-08-20 22:19
nice Presiden....wait that's not true
2018-08-20 22:24
Swedish police institution video youtube.com/watch?v=ws4abPriQkU
2018-08-20 22:38
#148
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Germany Delf1n 
FÜHRERSCHEIN UND FAHRZEUGPAPIERE BITTE
2018-08-20 22:45
Sounds so good compared to english
2018-08-21 07:39
Führer monkaS
2018-08-21 10:44
#219
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Thanks for reading topic
2018-08-21 14:40
"Documents, please" i guess?
2018-08-20 23:16
#154
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
halt scoundrel
2018-08-20 23:19
nothing
2018-08-20 23:45
Gleba kurwa gnoju
2018-08-20 23:56
#163
Romania tr$ 
I can't say for sure, it depends on the situation. I've been approached by police in multiple countries and never had any issues. If you speak nicely and be respectful all will go well. Edit: I do remember one situation in Portugal. I was with some friends in a car in a dark hidden spot at 5AM smoking a joint. Suddenly a police car skids in front of us and they come out with their pistols at us telling us to come out and get on the ground. One of them went to get the shotgun from the car and told us if we moved he would blow our head off. Other guy went to check the car, documents and asked a few questions (what we were doing etc, we told them the truth - just smoking a joint before going home). They told us to get up and explained some guy did a robbery and were running from the police so that's why they acted so aggressively.
2018-08-21 00:15
#220
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Seems they are friendly especially with seeing someone smoking joint. What was your age while story was going on?
2018-08-21 14:43
#241
Romania tr$ 
I can't say exactly, but I think around 22. Drugs are decriminalized in Portugal for over 10 years so for small things police don't bother to fill in the paperwork.
2018-08-21 18:54
#165
NAF | 
United States EZIBP 
never been pulled over
2018-08-21 00:25
#221
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Cheers for trying
2018-08-21 14:43
#169
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Portugal Atruemaster 
bend over
2018-08-21 05:42
#172
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Brazil chococaine 
wheres the invoice, pointing to my shoes
2018-08-21 05:49
2018-08-21 06:11
#222
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Helpful guys, thanks
2018-08-21 14:44
#254
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Brazil chococaine 
lmao, thought none would get that reference, thx buddy
2018-08-22 04:23
#173
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Finland AxaFin 
I got questioned once at 1AM when I was walking from work. They were asking me questions about if I know some locations and other shit. I think someone called me robbing my workplace or something.
2018-08-21 05:54
#223
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
That had to be a hard day
2018-08-21 14:45
Click
2018-08-21 05:57
#175
kissa | 
Finland kissa 
pois sieltä
2018-08-21 05:59
#176
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United States Optimus_Bait 
they yell hands behind yo bak boi and shooted me
2018-08-21 06:07
#224
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Full respect, and sorry for your lose
2018-08-21 14:46
idk i never go out my home
2018-08-21 06:12
NEET?
2018-08-21 06:13
kinda
2018-08-21 06:14
I avoid going outside since its pretty easy getting killed in Brazil.
2018-08-21 06:18
kkkkkk i know well haha but is nice go outside sometimes.
2018-08-21 06:22
#225
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
These are my boiiiizz, cool calm collected and helpful Cheers
2018-08-21 14:47
drivers license pls, come step inside our car then i get fined happened so many times i see nightmares about it feelsbad
2018-08-21 06:19
#226
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Jizzz that wasnt playing yet, sad accident :(
2018-08-21 14:48
huh?
2018-08-21 14:51
#232
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
It means that 230 comments and noone said he was fined by someone
2018-08-21 14:57
"Are you black?" "no" "Have a good day" The reason they have to ask is cause they pulled me over through the phone so don't question pls
2018-08-21 06:25
#227
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
A bit not appropriate but thanks for posting
2018-08-21 14:49
Well most of the times is ID (lichna karta) and driving license (vozachka dozvola) Also checking if u drinked In my case, im in a small city and my father works as an electrician and often helps ppl, so 90% of the policemen, if they happen to stop him, they just ask him som shit like hru, where u goin etc etc.. if other 10% stop him fak
2018-08-21 07:19
#190
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United States stephcurry30 
Year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm, Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case So I, pull over to the side of the road I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? "Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh "License and registration and step out of the car "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? "Somebody important or something?" Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come" I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
2018-08-21 07:34
#228
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
That is impressive post +10
2018-08-21 14:50
#196
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Other flynttt 
perdeu
2018-08-21 07:44
#198
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Netherlands @Deji 
Hello you have bmw m5 i see. Lets take that in
2018-08-21 07:50
jogosítványt,forgalmit
2018-08-21 12:29
I am in Greece right now and i got 700 euro ticket for red light. They also got my driving license for 20 days and my registration plates for 60 days. The traffic lights here has only 2 colors red and green without orange. So i was passing the traffic light with 50 km/s and the light got red from green for half a second . Wtf should i do , i didnt have any time for reaction. Police officers stoped me after 50 meters. They siad its they word against myne and they dont have a camera record to proove my red light passing. Any thoughts on that? Perhaps Greeks can tell more. Btw for 20 mins over 3 ppl were stopped like me.
2018-08-21 13:04
#231
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Jesus this actually sad
2018-08-21 14:56
#233
fnx | 
Indonesia hackv1n 
"Hello sir (with a smirking smile) do you know what mistake you just did?" Le Me> Yeah officer I DIDN'T SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE BUSHES "NT sir show me the money $$$"
2018-08-21 15:08
#234
TaZ | 
Poland SentiineL 
Haha +1
2018-08-21 16:05
Hello/Good Day/Evening/Morning, ask if I know why im stopped, then ask for licence and registration Or if its a mate then hes like, whoaw, what are u doing here
2018-08-21 18:56
#249
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
they say "Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit"
2018-08-21 21:37
you beat me to it... gg
2018-08-21 21:51
Hello, License and registration please.
2018-08-21 21:42
"Stop right there criminal scum"
2018-08-21 21:50
#253
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World word_exe 
Last time I was pulled over was unfortunately not that long ago. I spoke first and asked him how he was doing, he said "I'm good thanks sir, how are you?" then I commented that I was good but possibly not after this and he said "Yeah, do you have any idea what speed you were doing?" I said I thought about 105 and he said "no 99, actually you're really lucky you weren't going over 100 because it's double the fine" then he asked for my license, asked if it was my bike, went off to his car, came back and we chatted for a bit, random small talk while he wrote the ticket, then he said "ride safe mate" and we were both on our way. I've had similar experiences in the past (sometimes with a caution instead of a fine). I once pulled a massive wheelie going over the Sturt Rd, South Rd intersection and a cop saw, so he turned onto South Rd and followed me, I slowed down (was going about 20kph over at the time) he pulled up along side me at about 70kph at the time, I looked him in the eye and he waved his finger at me gesturing like 'don't do that please mate' I nodded and he kept going on South Rd, I forked off onto Fiveash Drive. I don't think there's a rule as to what they have to say, they're usually really friendly though.
2018-08-21 21:55
#256
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Europe Staley 
Documents please.
2018-08-22 07:30
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