I can totally read that topic
Do you have a permit for that?
proof of registration,
what you used today
Want to make America joke but i cant :(((( I dont want ban for 5 days lol.
FREEZE COCK SUCKER HANDS IN THE AIR OR ILL BLOW UR HEAD OFF SCUMBAG
I really wait for flags with refugees and USA cause of mexicans xd
it depends on scenario, if you were speeding they tell you "do you know why i stopped you/do you know how fast u going?" if you just shot 5 people its probably "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR DROP THE FUCKING GUN GET THE FUCK DOWN MOTHERFUCKER" *shots*
police in my country when they stop u:
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Only one time, a Police stopped me last year and asked "Can I see your ID?"(because carrying your ID is compulsory if Extreme Condition is declared, thx Erdoğan) and I showed him. That's all.
never really been "stopped" by police, but they have asked me what im doing etc etc
dunno i never got stopped by police
once i was jaywalking and this bitch stopped her cop car and told me not to do that again thats it basicly.
dont like cops i always try to get lost when i see them.
suck my dick and we re quitt
ez rhyme biatches
SUKA BLYAT SHOW YOUR DOCUMENT OR I SHOOT YOU IN HEAD AND YOU DIE COCKSUCKER !
MAMBET KOTAKBAS DOKUMENT KAYDA?
we need to make a test of alcohol car documents and your id
They say that vladik69 is getting butt fucked in jail
then they ask for driving licence
Do you have any black people or muslims in the car ?
- Hi, are you drunk?
- Ok but giv sum money
- Have a good day sir
- You too
cyka show ur passport xaxaxaxaxax. how its u dont take it? ok how ar ur fullname. w8 i'll check. kk u r clean bye
Police: Allgemeine Verkehrskontrolle !
Me: English please ?
Police: ALLGEMEINE VERKEHRSKONTROLLE, fahren sie rechts ran !
Me: Sorry Officer my German is very poor, i am a refugee.
Police: Hat er gerade gesagt dass er ein Refugee ist ? Sie können weiter fahren ohne strafe.
*waves his hands signaling that i can be on my way*
Me: Thank you officer i will forgive you for offending my religion and racially profiling me, have a nice day.
police doesn't really do anything here, they play on facebook, at least the most policemen that i see just sitting in their cars ... haven't been stopped by one, haven't seen them stop anyone even when they go on red, park illegally or do stupid stuff .... i sometimes wish we had the police i saw in Ukraine.
Get down from ur vehicle and lets shit on the street.
Police: helo you from hltv ?
Police: show me your driver license
Me: i aren't think that xdd
Police: reported i call admin
Me: no pls jonathan will ban me
police: 0/8 cry is free noob
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
No badge or police-certificate shown at first, just straight to the topic.
Oh bot you have a playing cards pack? show me what's in it cuz I THINK THAT YOU HAVE CIGARETTES
Stop here your n****, put ur hands up and give me the cocaine
where is the weed where is the weed
please officer im a worker dont kill me
why is that naked baby on your lap
I was stopped 4 times by the police in my entire life (i'm 26).
The first time i was 14. I was in a bus that 4 idiot kids stole a jewellery from a old lady but those idiots entered in the bus and spread themselves to not being suspicious. So the police agents took 2 of them plus me and my friend. The policemen asked about the object, inspected us, put some terror and left.
2 times were like:
"Where are you going? Show what is inside your backpack."
In those 2 times one i was coming to my home from a friends house, there was my playstation 2 inside my backpack. Another i was going to organize a pokémon tournament in a otaku event, so i had a notebook and my 3ds in my backpack.
The fourth was the most absurd one.
Me and my girlfriend were coming home from a mountain trail in her car. And police just stopped us, spread us doing questions trying to prove that we didn't know each other, insinuating that i was kidnapping her. I had to show them our facebook accounts to prove and they left.
Yeah... I'm black and she is white.
u avin a giggle m8? freeze up sonnyboy or i'll batter ye swer on me mum
Will you pay by cash or card??
"Hur står det till här då?"
"What's the matter here then?" or something like that.
"Ingen aning, men någon la xanor i min ficka" - that's your reply, and you should be fine
I just thought of that, if you mean arresting they say: "YERE YAT LAN OROSPU ÇOCUĞU" which means "on the ground you son of a sex slave, will you please?"
FÜHRERSCHEIN UND FAHRZEUGPAPIERE BITTE
"Documents, please" i guess?
I can't say for sure, it depends on the situation. I've been approached by police in multiple countries and never had any issues. If you speak nicely and be respectful all will go well.
Edit: I do remember one situation in Portugal. I was with some friends in a car in a dark hidden spot at 5AM smoking a joint. Suddenly a police car skids in front of us and they come out with their pistols at us telling us to come out and get on the ground. One of them went to get the shotgun from the car and told us if we moved he would blow our head off. Other guy went to check the car, documents and asked a few questions (what we were doing etc, we told them the truth - just smoking a joint before going home). They told us to get up and explained some guy did a robbery and were running from the police so that's why they acted so aggressively.
wheres the invoice, pointing to my shoes
I got questioned once at 1AM when I was walking from work. They were asking me questions about if I know some locations and other shit. I think someone called me robbing my workplace or something.
they yell hands behind yo bak boi and shooted me
idk i never go out my home
drivers license pls,
come step inside our car
then i get fined
happened so many times i see nightmares about it feelsbad
"Are you black?"
"Have a good day"
The reason they have to ask is cause they pulled me over through the phone so don't question pls
Well most of the times is
ID (lichna karta) and driving license (vozachka dozvola)
Also checking if u drinked
In my case, im in a small city and my father works as an electrician and often helps ppl, so 90% of the policemen, if they happen to stop him, they just ask him som shit like hru, where u goin etc etc.. if other 10% stop him fak
Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Hello you have bmw m5 i see. Lets take that in
I am in Greece right now and i got 700 euro ticket for red light. They also got my driving license for 20 days and my registration plates for 60 days. The traffic lights here has only 2 colors red and green without orange. So i was passing the traffic light with 50 km/s and the light got red from green for half a second . Wtf should i do , i didnt have any time for reaction. Police officers stoped me after 50 meters. They siad its they word against myne and they dont have a camera record to proove my red light passing. Any thoughts on that? Perhaps Greeks can tell more. Btw for 20 mins over 3 ppl were stopped like me.
"Hello sir (with a smirking smile) do you know what mistake you just did?"
Le Me> Yeah officer I DIDN'T SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE BUSHES
"NT sir show me the money $$$"
Hello/Good Day/Evening/Morning, ask if I know why im stopped, then ask for licence and registration
Or if its a mate then hes like, whoaw, what are u doing here
they say "Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit"
Hello, License and registration please.
"Stop right there criminal scum"
Last time I was pulled over was unfortunately not that long ago. I spoke first and asked him how he was doing, he said "I'm good thanks sir, how are you?" then I commented that I was good but possibly not after this and he said "Yeah, do you have any idea what speed you were doing?" I said I thought about 105 and he said "no 99, actually you're really lucky you weren't going over 100 because it's double the fine" then he asked for my license, asked if it was my bike, went off to his car, came back and we chatted for a bit, random small talk while he wrote the ticket, then he said "ride safe mate" and we were both on our way.
I've had similar experiences in the past (sometimes with a caution instead of a fine). I once pulled a massive wheelie going over the Sturt Rd, South Rd intersection and a cop saw, so he turned onto South Rd and followed me, I slowed down (was going about 20kph over at the time) he pulled up along side me at about 70kph at the time, I looked him in the eye and he waved his finger at me gesturing like 'don't do that please mate' I nodded and he kept going on South Rd, I forked off onto Fiveash Drive.
I don't think there's a rule as to what they have to say, they're usually really friendly though.