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TAYLOR SWIFT IN BEDROOM
North America cake1 
>Walk into your bedroom >You find Taylor Swift standing there Wat do???
2018-08-21 01:12
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Belgium Gl0wZ 
kick that skank out
2018-08-21 01:13
Ask her to wash my legs and bring me some dinner ofc... what a stupid question
2018-08-21 01:14
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Denmark MSLTOP1 
tell her im looking for a real relationship and if she just wants a quick fuck she can go outside to one of the homeless folk
2018-08-21 01:14
#4
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United States Bill_Bait 
I would ask her nicely it were okay to engage sexual activities with her, like a gentleman.
2018-08-21 01:14
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
Amd tip your fedora
2018-08-21 23:11
Try to make her love me Enjoy it briefly Back home
2018-08-21 01:15
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Denmark MSLTOP1 
lost all respect
2018-08-21 01:22
Wouldn't get her laid tho silly homie
2018-08-21 02:39
#6
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Sweden bolognese 
wtf are you wants? if both of you not smart enought (cuz problem in fpl) and cant decide what to do,u can ban,i dont really give a fuck
2018-08-21 01:15
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Brazil L4x @.@ 
wtf are you wants? if both of you not smart enought (cuz problem in fpl) and cant decide what to do,u can ban,i dont really give a fuck
2018-08-21 03:34
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Netherlands hltv_retard 
wake up
2018-08-21 01:15
shoot her because she invaded my home
2018-08-21 01:15
da fuck are these comments?? fuck her ofcourse..
2018-08-21 01:16
i turn off the light and go to sleep
2018-08-21 01:17
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Norway rogueplayer 
she's a traitor i will never bed her again... if only she wanted to serve the aryan race... what did we doing wrong
2018-08-21 01:18
#12
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Sweden crindz 
"that sandwich aint gonna make itself, bae"
2018-08-21 01:18
name fits
2018-08-21 03:28
That's sexist you shroud be ashamed of yourself
2018-08-21 18:30
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
Tie her up and use as a sex slave, I mean she got into my property without my question, now that she is standing there, sinning, after I use her for a satanic ritual to bring back Armageddon to this world.
2018-08-21 01:19
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
>satanic ritual Expected from Finland.
2018-08-21 03:27
#34
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Finland ILoveSpeed 
CiS_CS_LUL
2018-08-21 13:11
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
>CIS >Finland Ok Communist
2018-08-21 23:01
call the police
2018-08-21 01:25
#16
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United States armada333 
Fuck her in her nipple and then make her prolapse
2018-08-21 01:26
holy shit that is specific
2018-08-21 01:33
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Japan GR8B8M8IR888 
Not specific enogh i woud say.
2018-08-21 23:12
Send her home, i have a girlfriend
2018-08-21 01:38
Your girlfriend doesn’t use HLTV, you can be honest. Also guys with girlfriend dont use HLTV, you can be honest.
2018-08-21 01:41
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2018-08-21 03:26
i'm being honest with you
2018-08-21 14:18
#27
SPUNJ | 
Australia Hythrex 
-girlfriend -HLTV user Pick one
2018-08-21 03:35
call jonathan e
2018-08-21 01:42
Who?
2018-08-21 12:58
#24
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Australia AU_CS_LUL 
Ask her why she writes so many sad songs but doesn’t use the blues format.
2018-08-21 03:28
#28
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United States Acetk 
Nothing since if I drugged and locked her in my basement people would try to find her.
2018-08-21 03:36
Fill her blank space ? (._.')
2018-08-21 03:46
get the rope!
2018-08-21 12:58
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Russia RogueDecay 
ruin her life completely, in every sense
2018-08-21 13:06
Rape her
2018-08-21 13:07
#37
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Ethiopia FootLong 
babies
2018-08-21 18:31
ask her what the fuck she wants. if she wants to fuck, which i guess is what ur implying, then ill happily oblige even tho i wouldnt personally rate her that highly.
2018-08-21 18:35
Call her an uber to get her home
2018-08-21 18:36
Man just hit her so she will be fainted and leave her tied and gagged in forest
2018-08-21 23:06
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Poland PSZ 
fuck her hard
2018-08-21 23:09
#43
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Netherlands @Deji 
Take her money
2018-08-21 23:10
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