Imagine being Draken in that team and having to be all like "damn, flusha, you fuckin' nutty, all lurking with your epic sprays and timely flanks. I would totally hang out with you, both as teammates and real friends." When all he really wants to do is fuck another 19 year old fanboy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Draken and not only sit in that chair while krimz flaunts his useless 1.6 knowledge in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his skull tattoo and balding spot, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfects his playstyle. Not only having to tolerate his obnoxious fucking snus but his proud chuckles as everyone on the office tells him he's SO AWARE and DAMN, XIZT IS THIS GOOD AT CALLING? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his fifteenth fucking 1.6 play reference you didn't even remember before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blonde gay Fnatic fanboys and muslim friends of Maikelele for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Epsilon. You've never even heard anyone this fucking washed up before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of his baldspot as he turns his head expecting your high-five, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and play with his "Legendary (for that is what he calls himself)" playstyle, the playstyle he worked so hard for with spray training in the previous months. And then Jumpy calls for another Quick B, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Swedistan security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Draken. You're not going to lose your future Red Reserve career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
lol and if you're wrong you'll disappear from this thread. So much to lose!
16-5 16-7 max astralis will crush this noobs
dupreeh and gla1ve will put this plastic org back in their place
in the trash
nO THEY CAN'T, FAZE WILL LOOSE
any arguments to elaborate your statement?
I have this feeling too, I just remember how easily FaZe were crushing Astralis before Olof left and it'll probably make me put FaZe as the major winner in pickem
FaZe will beat Astralis. NiKo is so motivated to win major and with olof back in form it will be a stomping like in Boston(except final biggest choke in history)
Even being a faze fan
It’s not gonna happen
But let’s cheer all the way
Rain said they are trying something new and it's secret . so i wish that new strategy will help them beat astralis .
Device +79 kills in 8 maps so far this major ez gaem
Everyone can look good against a slumping G2.
Astralis will take it.
faze has a good botcamp they played 16 hrs day
but karrigan fucked up so niko is calling now that means his ratings will drop but anyway hes always choking in important games so its ok
If Niko igl they have a chance
It's entirely possible but unlikely.
Should be a good game either way. Fingers crossed it's a three-mapper.
will be hard match, Astralis usually suffers FaZe much more than any other team... even if navi and liquid looks stronger than faze right now.
the thing is:
FaZe is comfortable against Astralis
Astralis is comfortable against MIBR
MIBR is comfortable against FaZe
Astralis fans... prepare for a good match up bcs karrigan IS NOT CALLING NOW!!
ez 2-0 to astralis
Fucking idiots faze will annihilate Astralis 2-0 ez with Olof and shroud ez
i cant wait :> all this hype and speculation its going to be an interesting 1 thats for sure :D time will tell my friends time will tell :D
Well faze hasn't lost to astralis yet with olof on roster
impossible the astralis to be defeated by Shit faze
nt . ez for Astralis for sure they are looking dominant while FaZe struggle vs NaVi with 11-5 lead and 2 pistol rounds lost 12-16.
they only played vs noobs G2 xD
What a huge guess. 50/50 chance. If you are right then you are a God!
rename this thread to: FAZE LAUGH THREAD