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Australia plock|me 
im 16 i have a crush on someone but i usually dont talk to her much even though we are friends (classmates) from 8th grade should i tell her? pls help me o lords of hltv
2018-09-17 17:57
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
how da fuck can we help you? We know what is her opinion on you? We know how common your interests are? CMON CYKA BLET mr. plock|me, if you can see yourself together with that grill ( honestly, not in dreams) - then go on, if no, shut up and forget about her vagina
2018-09-17 17:59
angry medkit lol
2018-09-17 18:07
angry weed lol
2018-09-17 18:20
angry ladik lol
2018-09-17 18:31
angry weed lol
2018-09-17 18:51
angry m lol
2018-09-17 20:01
im not m wtf
2018-09-17 20:03
i don't want to get a 4 days ban again for calling brazils m-word p.s.: no offence, just fun
2018-09-17 20:31
oh lul but its flags we teasing for dude not stereotypes :(
2018-09-17 20:32
<3
2018-09-17 20:33
#75
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Austria chris_de_b0ng 
angry friendly USA lol
2018-09-20 10:55
#31
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
maybe kinda rude, but true i guess its better that it's me trashtalking him that it would be done by that grill he dreams about, becuz that could led him some problems with health
2018-09-17 19:48
are u gay?
2018-09-17 18:14
#16
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United States gtmaniacmda 
are you? you seem to like a woman, yet you have no balls
2018-09-17 18:46
if i like a woman how am i gay? expected from na tbh
2018-09-20 10:04
#70
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Denmark RandomDane 
Im curious. How does the school system work in Aus. When I was 16, I was already out of 9th grade.
2018-09-20 10:41
*"from 8th grade" - He is most likely in highschool by now
2018-09-20 10:56
#78
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Denmark RandomDane 
I might misunderstood the context, I just see it as, they're classmates now, in 8th grade. :p - But you might be right :)
2018-09-20 11:09
#2
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United Kingdom DJ_Nr8 
DONT, women are fraud dont ever have anything with them, avoid them at all costs. Go Gay like all true men
2018-09-17 18:03
+1 true manliness means no woman
2018-09-17 18:05
#34
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Palestine Sub3R 
lol nice joke man.
2018-09-17 20:05
#4
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Poland SqumiQ 
Not worth it.
2018-09-17 18:05
yes tell her you like her and would like to fuck her. worst case scenario u get refused.
2018-09-17 18:15
wtf? If she’s in 8th grade she won’t even have the urge to have sex yet???
2018-09-17 18:18
who cares u need to be alpha af on these bitches. they are all whores anyway
2018-09-17 18:18
true
2018-09-17 18:31
#36
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France Boryskuuu 
If ou really want to really be alpha just rape her worst case scenario she slaps, if so slap her harder until she stop then continue proving your alphaness by fucking her 😊
2018-09-17 20:19
#64
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Germany Shadyy89 
reported to FBI
2018-09-20 10:34
8th grade-->13y/o
2018-09-17 18:43
#8
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Sweden zeromeister 
Send her a dickpic, always works.
2018-09-17 18:16
Send it to me
2018-09-17 18:45
you send 1 to me ozzy
2018-09-17 18:52
why there's too much evil in this world 😖
2018-09-17 18:53
wtf is you want. send me your juicy dick pic
2018-09-17 18:54
i hate pre-marital nude sending.
2018-09-17 18:55
then i marry you but i want to see your dick
2018-09-17 18:55
I bet you tell that to all the girls you talk to Muhammed.
2018-09-17 19:00
i rather fuck boys doggystyle
2018-09-17 21:06
#58
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
lmao same
2018-09-20 10:17
#65
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Germany Shadyy89 
nt jovic
2018-09-20 10:35
#71
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
im not jovic wtf stop browsing hltv and work bich
2018-09-20 10:42
#72
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Germany Shadyy89 
:( why be so rude bro. But you are right :( I should better do that. But i'm lazy as fuck :(.
2018-09-20 10:43
#74
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
im lazy too, and i feel kinda bad when I see people around me working their asses off xD I did spend 11.5 hours at work tomorrow though, so they can cut me some slack
2018-09-20 10:45
#77
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Germany Shadyy89 
haha because you put me under pressure I fixed a guys notebook mousepad issues which he told me this morning. Job done, now a little more scrollingtime :D :D :D
2018-09-20 11:09
#79
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
i just noticed that i typed "tomorrow" instead of "yesterday" xD im still tired af i guess. im just chatting with friends via the business skype lmao
2018-09-20 11:23
#81
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
yea that typo confused me but I understood you anyways i'm at skype for business as well xD
2018-09-20 11:31
#82
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
friend at the service desk/IT dept. just told me that police raided them lmao one of the coworker was drifting in the parking lot xD
2018-09-20 11:34
#83
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Germany Shadyy89 
wait what? Who got raided? Skype for Business? :D
2018-09-20 11:36
#84
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
no my friends at the different department xD there's all sorts of shits happening there xD last time there was some guy that went to work while being on crack or some other drug lmao there was also someone who hung himself in the toilet, like wtf xD
2018-09-20 11:43
#85
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Germany Shadyy89 
holy shit imagine you wanna take a shit and find a dead body there that's insane smh
2018-09-20 11:49
#86
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
I wanted to say that at least here we have normal people, but then I remembered that someone jumped off a 12 story building.
2018-09-20 12:02
just ask "wanna fuck"
2018-09-17 18:47
you dont ask that from girls. you just do it like mohamads in swedden
2018-09-17 18:52
yah sweden super racist country, sucks to live there
2018-09-17 18:57
so you mean rape?
2018-09-17 21:14
#18
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Germany Merkelistan 
sex her
2018-09-17 18:50
sex her, but tell her u prefer that she dress like a boy
2018-09-17 18:58
#28
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United Kingdom Tsunam1 
Talk to her more and see if you connect
2018-09-17 18:58
#66
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Lithuania Sedge 
gay
2018-09-20 10:39
#30
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Brazil MommyStealer 
Dont do that, dont, she will friendzone you 100‰, dont make the things heavy serious, shes too young for that.
2018-09-17 19:00
grill threads always make me laugh. i've been in similar situations for more than u can imagine. here is what to do: follow her on instagram. waits for her to post story comment any bullshit related to her story. I.E: *she posts pic of nice landscape* - type: "wow thats awesome" or somth like that. if she answers, doors open, if she doesnt, block her immediately and never make eye contact again. cl_grill_answer 1 talk about whatever the fuck u want related to the landscape or places or whatever and in the final you say with these EXACTLY words: Maybe we could hook up there some day? trust me this works.
2018-09-17 20:16
#41
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Brazil Memes_King 
Brazilians know what they do, and here the girls are much hot, so it's much harder, believe me.
2018-09-17 20:48
im brazilian douchebag. "much harder? how is that? are u weeb skinny shitass? if u are, than its harder indeed.
2018-09-18 01:16
#47
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Brazil Memes_King 
weeb skinny shitass???what is this??
2018-09-18 12:39
basically a nerd with less than 60kg
2018-09-18 13:20
Instragam, OMEGALUL This is 2018 year?
2018-09-20 10:07
yes
2018-09-20 10:07
Instagram is only for children who think themselves funny and for women going to the "gym"
2018-09-20 10:09
nice to have your opinion, u can go back to facebook
2018-09-20 10:10
I dont use any U are very stupid
2018-09-20 10:13
Yes, it is...
2018-09-20 10:11
#37
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Spain kroosNTC 
Open up boy, FBI here, you got nowhere to go
2018-09-17 20:20
ok hltv is now a TINDER site and is now sponsered by MIBR
2018-09-18 01:18
#46
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Australia EzKK 
Lol I'm 8th grade as well, this guy as a crush on me and I'm like fuk offff xD
2018-09-18 01:20
#48
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Finland Karri 
virgin lol
2018-09-18 12:43
#67
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Lithuania Sedge 
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-09-20 10:39
#51
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Lithuania pkauf 
girls like when man are confident so just go up when u are out and say this "bitch come here and then leave it for it self
2018-09-20 10:06
Grow a pair and be man you were born as one.
2018-09-20 10:18
#60
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Denmark Leffan 
fuck her to show domianance
2018-09-20 10:23
#61
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Germany Dayjay 
suprise sex her
2018-09-20 10:24
Just don't lose your head over her, get to know her closer to >actually< get to know her, she might notice that you show interest and if you're a decent guy instead of a complete wreck she probably will want to get to know you more. Get used to the slow tempo, biggest mistake I've done at your age was actually scaring a girl away because I was emotionally instable. Just remember, any girl can be a "goddess" in your eyes if you decide to put her on the pedestal, it's a habbit that you gotta work on noticing and controling. And try to develop yourself as a person, just try new things and get out of your comfortzone because that will make you know yourself, what you want and just make you straight up confident which is the no.1 wanted in a guy. In the end (even though politicaly incorrect) we are supposed to make girls feel protected, loved and sexy. Improving yourself takes a lifetime, but it's longterm.
2018-09-20 10:28
You should tell her about your feelings / ask for a date. Don't be nervous. Relax, be calm and confident. Leave your comfort zone and approach her. I know it's not so easy to behave like this in your age. It all comes with practice and experience. P.S. Don't give her more value... work on your mindset.
2018-09-20 10:31
are you 12? If she is not into him, it will be awkward for both of them. Never ever tell a girl your feeling if you are not dating for longer than 1-2months. wtf dude
2018-09-20 10:44
Tell her about you feeling doesn't mean to say "I love you". It's about to express your attitude and sympathy towards her.
2018-09-20 11:26
#68
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Finland James Nelson 
If u got LEM+ MM rank just tell that. Her pants prolly dropping already for that
2018-09-20 10:40
#69
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Liberia weALLcheat 
Go gay. Getting dick is easier than vagina
2018-09-20 10:40
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