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for 500.000$
Hong Kong oweirdo 
Would you become gay? Forever. Means you wouldn’t get attracted by women anymore. EVER.
2018-09-17 21:22
#1
Pumtac | 
Slovenia YuNOliek 
Yeah easy
2018-09-17 21:23
Only applies to males, sorry
2018-09-17 21:25
I would do reciprocal the same. Would give up guys EASILY for 500k and lick pussy till the rest of my life. That's fair I guess?
2018-09-17 21:27
Not really. It’s easier for girls to go gay. In fact it’s not even a problem for them.
2018-09-17 21:28
Why? It is coz we are more open minded? :) More loving and forgiving? :)) It also couldn't be problem for you if you really tried (to go gay at least temporary)
2018-09-17 21:32
Girls can kiss each other in public even if they’re not in a relationship and they’re straight. And it wouldn’t be a big deal for them. I’ve seen it myself several times. Now imagine the same with males.
2018-09-17 21:37
Society make us think that girls can kiss each other even they're straight and it's sexy but if mens do the same "OMG THEY'RE FUCKING GAY GET OUT OF HERE", patriarchy sucks. Please open your fucking mind and start to change this world.
2018-09-17 21:43
That’s exactly what I meant. But men themselves wouldn’t even kiss another male in public, it’s disgusting for them. While females don’t see a problem at all and can kiss just for fun.
2018-09-17 21:47
#81
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United States Idoitforlols 
I kiss your dad in public all the time.
2018-09-17 21:58
Average hltv user
2018-09-17 21:59
#84
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United States Idoitforlols 
Ty :)
2018-09-17 22:00
That’s not a compliment
2018-09-17 22:04
#94
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United States Idoitforlols 
In my world it is.
2018-09-17 22:04
#286
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Australia Ohnorepo 
I just have to comment. What kind of idiot are you? lol You're part of the reason why society is still fucked up when it comes to homosexuality. " It’s easier for girls to go gay." What? I usually try to provide counter points when people are incorrect, but you are so fundamentally wrong and stupid that I struggle to even form a reply. Finish High School, learn about the world, and leave your idiocy behind.
2018-09-19 10:51
It’s a fact and you’re simply delusional if you wanna argue. You’re just replying because you wanna act like a smartass but in fact you just tried to insult me for no reason and your whole post is worthless
2018-09-19 11:57
#336
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Australia Ohnorepo 
That makes you a hypocrite lol. Your whole post is worthless, and you incorrectly generalized an entire gender with no actual scientific proof. But nice try.
2018-09-19 14:32
#136
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Europe deVulse 
#103
2018-09-18 01:49
He’s right you mongoloid
2018-09-18 02:45
#222
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Europe deVulse 
no you're just a beta male fckin leftist cuck get a life and grow yourself a pair of balls :)
2018-09-18 15:11
Damn you’re legitly stupid
2018-09-19 02:03
0/8
2018-09-19 12:37
It's not disgusting for two guys that love eachother. They just don't go it exactly because of what #59 said
2018-09-18 07:08
#184
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Brazil Desteriction 
No shit it’s like saying “the world is not flat” If they love each other ofc it’s not disgusting for them to kiss He was talking about men in general and that’s true
2018-09-18 09:45
#306
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Canada |Frog| 
Nah I've kissed a few of my guy friends for the hell of it the same way you described for girls. None of us gave it any thought and we never really bring it up because it didn't mean anything. I don't remember if we were daring each other or whatever, but, regardless, we didn't care. I realize we're not the majority and people's reactions will vary depending on culture, but I think that it's a misconception to say that it's "easier" for girls... I get where your coming from though.
2018-09-19 12:14
"patriarchy"
2018-09-18 14:34
#223
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Europe deVulse 
XD he's a fuckin cuck LUL
2018-09-18 15:12
#270
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Finland James Nelson 
No lmao. Gays can fuck off. For minority about 1% or less they get already too much attention
2018-09-19 10:00
You should be banned from HLTV
2018-09-19 15:55
its bcz you dont get dick in your ass lmao obviously licking a pussy is fine by u
2018-09-17 23:20
Girls get dick in ass all the time and they put up with it, why would male ass be any different?
2018-09-18 07:09
#182
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Sweden Edmanis 
You sound so feminist Jesus christ
2018-09-18 09:38
not every girl takes dick in her ass most of the girls i dated with didnt want to have a dick in their ass,for a man being fucked is not the same as being fucked for a woman,theyre used for it,im not trying to be shit,its true in sex woman get fucked,not the man.
2018-09-18 10:32
#203
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Brazil Desteriction 
+1
2018-09-18 12:50
Yeah girls were born "used to" taking dick in ass. LOL best thing I've heard today. "Women get fucked not the man". You obviously are teenager. I see you haven't been with a girl where you'd feel like she's fucking you LOL. Whatever, kids
2018-09-19 09:00
Yup you’re definitely virgin
2018-09-19 09:10
---dream on kid
2018-09-19 09:15
Go back to the kitchen or go play penguin club
2018-09-19 09:50
wow resorting to desperate "jokes" now, so original. Kid indeed, you can't even argue because you can't provide any arguments. Retard
2018-09-19 09:56
ok,lemme explain u something,this whole society is built like that woman gets fucked in sex just as they get fucked in life they get paid less than the man at work and i have many more examples . Yet in the personal life when we are talking about sex aka Making Love,Im the one who is "Fucking" my girl by having my penis in her vagina simple as that,she can say fuck me harder and its will be normal for sex,i dont know whether you ever had sex but once you will (WITH A MAN) you are gonna get fucked , or you can obviously use strap on but thats not having sex with a man lol.
2018-09-19 10:08
Nah I won't get fucked. We will equally enjoy sex if we do it right, apart ofc that man can come much easier. That doesn't mean I am deprived of pleasure though. And actually with the guy I still am with, he actually said he liked me because I am the first girl where he felt like he is not fucking a wooden log, but it felt like I quote "fucked him"... Get some sexual experience before you advocate others (variability is the key).
2018-09-19 10:10
O_o you think its normal that ur bf told u that he felt being fucked by you? are you actually saying that maybe im just retarded idk once the pussy is wet i dont feel like im fucking wooden log i dont know what he means by that honestly
2018-09-19 10:11
you are just another kid stuck in his sex between age of 16-21 when most girls are so self conscious they are completely useless in bed. Grow up, get older, get some experience. Yes I think it is normal. We talk about sex like any other thing.
2018-09-19 10:12
i had sex with older woman aswell and i never EVER heard the sentence that im being fucked this is actually something new to me , im pretty shocked,might be me being primitive idk
2018-09-19 10:13
idk but that's how he felt and what he told me:)
2018-09-19 10:25
did u use strap on
2018-09-19 10:33
no :)
2018-09-19 10:48
Rekt
2018-09-19 11:45
wdym bro
2018-09-19 11:54
I mean you rekt her
2018-09-19 12:51
ez
2018-09-19 12:58
" More open minded " hahahahdyqwadahdahdahahahd8qywhdqwujqw
2018-09-19 08:27
apart ruski girls. They never heard of blowjob and anal, but ok Your moto is: "Kid at age of 22 and second time we have sex"
2018-09-19 08:57
What do you mean “they never heard of blowjob or anal” Literally the first thing russian girls do is blowjob. It’s like a prelude before the actual sex.
2018-09-19 11:49
80% are church girls ggwp rip
2018-09-19 13:28
More loving... Yea, you love way more guys than you should while being in relationship lmao
2018-09-19 12:23
im super faithful, I never cheated on anyone in my life and every of my relationships was at least 2 years :D
2018-09-19 13:26
Hahahahaha
2018-09-19 09:07
disgusting subhuman only dicks are worth to watch on the planet thats why u should go down on the knees and suck dat cock you fooking hoe
2018-09-18 18:36
Dicks are literally asthetically very ugly. Pussy is much nicer
2018-09-19 08:58
#143
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Finland iamretard 
imagine thinking thats a girl
2018-09-18 02:36
She is
2018-09-18 02:41
#152
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Finland iamretard 
HAHAHAHA
2018-09-18 03:55
#183
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Brazil Desteriction 
It is actually. But she’s a feminist scum.
2018-09-18 09:43
#226
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Finland iamretard 
lol get out of your bubble kiddo
2018-09-18 18:30
Signed up 2018-04-20 Expected from a newfag
2018-09-19 06:49
#280
smn | 
China HLTVMASTR 
blaze it
2018-09-19 10:21
What do u mean Chinaman
2018-09-19 11:42
#356
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Finland iamretard 
he means 04-20 is 420 you dumb cock
2018-09-19 17:52
wat
2018-09-19 23:40
#355
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Finland iamretard 
imagine using newfag unironically been here since 2009, fuckface.
2018-09-19 17:51
Signed up 2018-04-20 XDDDDDDDDD
2018-09-19 23:41
#378
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Finland iamretard 
been here since 2009, fuckface.
2018-09-20 18:39
Sure. And I've been here since 2000. You weren't even born back there.
2018-09-20 19:16
#381
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Finland iamretard 
I actually was. and n1 2004 was founding year fuckface
2018-09-20 19:18
You're not even smart enough that was a sarcasm
2018-09-20 19:20
#384
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Finland iamretard 
of course it was lol you just dont really know what youre talking about, but its okay. I can tell you dont.
2018-09-20 19:26
Not really. I am just not homophobe and to me girl gays or boy gays are completely the same and should be socially accepted the same way. You guys are just hypocrites, you watch lesbian porn but puke at sight of two guys kissing.
2018-09-19 08:59
That’s how the human’s nature is. Pretty sure girls get the same reaction and wouldn’t enjoy 2 guys kissing
2018-09-19 11:53
Human nature doesn't care, it is all about how we are raised up and what we are told is right/wrong.
2018-09-19 13:28
+1
2018-09-19 14:43
I'mma raise my kid with some good old fashioned gay porn. Sesamestreet before bed? Nah, you are gonna watch two guys fisting each other. You don't have to like homosexuality or not dislike gay porn. I find two men having sex repulsive and I want nothing to do with it, but they have the right to fuck each other in the ass all they want as long as I dont have to partake in it or see it.
2018-09-19 17:55
+1
2018-09-20 02:56
bs
2018-09-20 02:57
0/8
2018-09-20 19:16
yeah because you were born with prejudices right?
2018-09-20 19:36
Where's my money?
2018-09-17 21:24
Easy.
2018-09-17 21:24
#4
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Europe FliXy 
im 19 and still no gf so yes
2018-09-17 21:24
#15
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
its ok, im 19 and only fucked a hooker and im awkward unless i drink and in bar they dont like me :D
2018-09-17 21:27
#19
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
but no for 500k i wouldnt become gay
2018-09-17 21:27
incel????
2018-09-17 21:27
#26
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
not really
2018-09-17 21:29
Your only time having sex was paid for, by you. You are awkward and otherwise insociable unless you are drunk; people in bars don't like you. Shit sounds like incel to me...
2018-09-17 21:30
#34
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
no not really, i could have fucked more girls than u (just based on my looks) but i want my personal things to be my own so i dont want a relationship
2018-09-17 21:31
see, anything could happen, but it didnt. keep being an incel. Please don't kill anyone tho.
2018-09-17 21:32
#42
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
anything could happen but it wont because im a very private person. i have thought about killing to know how it feels and it would be an immigrant from my neighborhood or a guy like you who tries to piss me off for no reason but its very unlikely to going to happen and i dont want to share my whole life story with u, a fucktard, so im not going to reply anymore
2018-09-17 21:36
#64
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Finland AxaFin 
he's not an incel if he bangs a hooker.
2018-09-17 21:47
#74
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
yeah and its not involuntary if i could have had many gfs but i wont because i dont want to open up too complicated for na brain
2018-09-17 21:53
His only time fucking was a hooker.
2018-09-18 15:55
#230
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Finland AxaFin 
dunno I've hung around incel forums and none of them go to hookers so whatever.
2018-09-18 19:25
you probably would hang around those forums lmao
2018-09-18 19:56
#233
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Finland AxaFin 
hellz yea homie. It's one of the most depressing communities on the internet.
2018-09-18 21:00
#339
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
How its involuntary if i could have a gf or 1 night stands but i wont because i dont want to tell anything personal about myself to anyone
2018-09-19 14:39
Incel
2018-09-19 18:18
#366
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
its voluntary if a girl likes me but i dont do anything for it should not have expected a 13yo to understand :D
2018-09-19 18:26
These days I tend to ask everyone around me if they are having sex regularly. Can't risk having incels around me
2018-09-18 13:02
You never know
2018-09-18 15:55
somehow flag checks out :) Tho you know, you guys from finland have special charm, so... Not everything is lost :)
2018-09-17 21:27
#24
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
yeah actually girls like me but i cant do the first step
2018-09-17 21:28
Apparently girls in Finland are the ones to do the first step youtu.be/GpJophpWamY?t=31s
2018-09-17 21:31
#46
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
not on my part but they flirt and all but i dont talk a lot because i dont have any friends and i dont want to go anywhere with girls or anyone because they would ask me about my personal things which im not going to tell so its an endless circle unless i get my shit together
2018-09-17 21:38
feelsbadman but just do whatever makes you happy :)
2018-09-17 21:40
I am kinda the same x) Usually you know, those "hidden gems" are the best people though so:) I am sure you are super nice guy too, at least you sound like very nice one x
2018-09-17 21:42
#241
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Germany sleezy 
"i have thought about killing to know how it feels and it would be an immigrant from my neighborhood or a guy like you who tries to piss me off for no reason but its very unlikely to going to happen" nice guy :D
2018-09-19 07:09
Idk when he commented that, I just commented based on commenta bove (2 days ago already) xD
2018-09-19 09:03
#341
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
I posted that drunk which means its something i wouldnt normally do or say and i have had and dealt with my mental issues which lead me to not being able to open up for people which lead me to not talking at all and being socially alone (friends girls)
2018-09-19 14:44
:( Get better my little friend from Finland, and if it gets tough you can alwaysy talk to me xo
2018-09-19 14:45
no
2018-09-17 21:25
gay
2018-09-17 21:26
hi
2018-09-17 21:26
hi
2018-09-17 21:26
#6
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Spain akproxx 
If get 500k and magically became gay (i mean i get attracted by mens) if im not in a relationship yes sure, be gay is easier
2018-09-17 21:25
Yea you will get attracted by men for the rest of your life indeed
2018-09-17 21:26
#48
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Spain akproxx 
sure i do it
2018-09-17 21:38
#178
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Brazil MarieLaMary 
well, be afraid of being threatened in street just because you are gay is not that easy
2018-09-18 08:23
#199
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Spain akproxx 
not happen in spain anymore
2018-09-18 12:35
is it that way in brasil? jeez.
2018-09-19 09:37
#285
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Brazil MarieLaMary 
unfortunaly
2018-09-19 10:50
my motto is live and let live... why cant more ppl value this saying. i guess its just the nature nowdays to outrage at anything that slightly bugs you.
2018-09-19 11:50
well u have 500.000 $ go move to a better country
2018-09-19 13:23
yes, even gays sometimes fuck with girls np.
2018-09-17 21:25
No. You simply won’t have a boner for a female. No matter what she does.
2018-09-17 21:27
fine i can buy sex robot and fuck it anal
2018-09-17 21:28
Well technically you can but you won’t get any pleasure so there is no point
2018-09-17 21:32
i think he just cant comprehend what that means lol.
2018-09-19 09:38
#9
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Ukraine richUkrainian 
nope
2018-09-17 21:25
I’m not gay but 20 euro is 20 euro
2018-09-17 21:28
A hole is a hole....
2018-09-18 08:03
#261
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Romania Cuntstantin 
lul
2018-09-19 09:24
Yes 100% Gays are good for the environment, fact!
2018-09-17 21:27
You won’t be able to raise your own children tho
2018-09-17 21:29
That's why gays are better for the environment..... smh Having 1 stupid screaming attention seeking horrible offspring causes more damage to the environment than driving an entire fleet of hummers back and forth from work every day so many unwanted kids in the world, forget immigration, they need to start putting border patrol at the foot of every slags uterus.
2018-09-17 21:37
I see your point although I don’t agree fully
2018-09-17 21:49
What bit don't you agree with? out of interest
2018-09-17 21:58
well the kids arent the problem. rather their parents. if you cant prevent getting pregnant u shouldnt be allowed to have sex anyway. but otherwise ure right.
2018-09-19 09:42
#79
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Czech Republic realProkda 
rip your arshole
2018-09-17 21:56
Doesn't mean I want to fuck men or get fucked by them i'd just call myself gay, take the money, go get a vasectomy, and fuck as many slutty women as i want
2018-09-17 22:00
Then you would never have sex anymore
2018-09-17 22:54
? can you read bro? :D
2018-09-18 00:45
Are you braindead or what? The title literally says that you won’t get attracted by women and won’t be able to fuck them
2018-09-18 02:24
#25
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Germany uRaguuu 
sure i wont find love anyway in the 3d world
2018-09-17 21:28
Germany = 3rd world?
2018-09-17 21:29
#39
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Germany Brunr 
learned reading in pasha London School?
2018-09-17 21:33
Wdym? His flag is German, which implies he’s from Germany
2018-09-17 21:34
#41
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Germany Brunr 
3d =/= 3rd ...
2018-09-17 21:36
Ah yeah, I see now. I thought he meant 3rd world, my bad.
2018-09-17 21:38
#78
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United States ascendaNt_88 
Oh you don't get it do you
2018-09-17 21:54
I already realized he was talking about anime or something like that
2018-09-17 22:03
LUL
2018-09-17 22:55
#27
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Finland Headbangeri 
Wouldn't get attracted by women ever? How about prostitutes? (loophole)
2018-09-17 21:29
You simply won’t get a boner if you see a female EVER. No matter what she does. Even if she’s gonna blow you, still the same outcome.
2018-09-17 21:31
#30
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Serbia toENDallWARS 
no chance.. money is paper man made... the way i think and feel = everything to me
2018-09-17 21:30
#99
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Sweden Theo143 
nice words ynk
2018-09-17 22:17
yes
2018-09-17 21:33
Yea bro of fucking course, i will never even have to spend money on girls again I'LL BE DOUBLE RICH
2018-09-17 21:36
But in like 20 years wouldn’t you regret this decision? Because you won’t be able to have kids.
2018-09-17 21:41
It is realy important for you to have kids? I mean that is not actualy main goal in the life.
2018-09-18 07:35
#172
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Lithuania LevelUpp 
There's always the option of adoption...that rhymed :D
2018-09-18 07:52
#181
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United Kingdom Londonistan 
wp :D
2018-09-18 09:36
I am gay already, give me money bliz
2018-09-17 21:38
That only applies if you’re straight now
2018-09-17 21:41
I'm straight from this moment
2018-09-17 21:49
Nah, you just said you’re gay
2018-09-17 21:49
Easiest 0.5mil$ in my life.
2018-09-17 21:39
#51
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Malaysia byaIi 
if i would be attracted only to males i wouldnt care :) also i cna take that
2018-09-17 21:39
no ty
2018-09-17 21:40
#57
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Laos maybe_banned 
what if I'm already gae
2018-09-17 21:42
you give 500k
2018-09-17 21:47
#63
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Laos maybe_banned 
win-win
2018-09-17 21:47
Nothing would happen. This opportunity only applies for straight males.
2018-09-17 21:50
double gay = straight so you go back to being straight
2018-09-17 21:50
#104
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Laos maybe_banned 
Straight in 2018 is so gay
2018-09-17 22:51
Prokda meme in 2018 is so outdated
2018-09-17 22:55
#110
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Laos maybe_banned 
White flag in 2018 is so outdated
2018-09-17 22:56
I knew that Czech education is shit but I didn’t know you were color-blinded
2018-09-18 02:25
#154
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Laos maybe_banned 
What does colorblindness have anything to do with the education. African brain luul
2018-09-18 06:32
It has nothing to do with that indeed that’s why I wrote it as separate things you moron
2018-09-19 02:07
#239
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Laos maybe_banned 
You didn't
2018-09-19 06:45
! as a girl ! I am total IN !
2018-09-17 21:43
that shits haram though
2018-09-19 17:58
#60
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Finland AxaFin 
do u count banging trannies as being gay?
2018-09-17 21:45
You wouldn’t get attracted by them either. Imagine like you just don’t have a desire to bang female or a tranny. You wouldn’t get attracted by female’s body at all.
2018-09-17 21:52
#76
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Finland AxaFin 
if my brain just legit gets wired like that then hell yea. I get free moneyz hang out in gay clubs, turn 30 and be in the closet and make a family.
2018-09-17 21:53
What do you mean by new family? You wouldn’t be able to have your own kids.
2018-09-17 22:01
#90
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Finland AxaFin 
I would get a wife, a dog, a couple of kids and I would do cocaine and party all night at gay club hercules in the weekends when family doesn't know anything. I can ejaculate without being hard so ez babymakings.
2018-09-17 22:02
No, you can’t. You can only adopt kids, but you can’t make your own.
2018-09-17 22:53
#124
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Finland AxaFin 
you didn't specify that in your gay rules
2018-09-17 23:42
no
2018-09-17 21:46
#72
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
only 500k? cmon, ofc no
2018-09-17 21:52
If it was more, everyone would accept the deal
2018-09-17 22:02
#96
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
nah, if i wanted free money, i'd just find some rich milf and fuck her, ez monies (still better than being gay)
2018-09-17 22:06
Let me guess you’re not older than 16
2018-09-17 22:07
#98
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
nah, 12 btw (ok, irl i'm 18)
2018-09-17 22:07
Not surprising
2018-09-17 22:32
#130
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Sweden lubbev 
No, only this people on hltv that will never have girl is accepting this. 500k is not so much for lifetime
2018-09-18 01:00
Well yeah because once i was gay i would like men so I wouldn’t feel like i was missing something.
2018-09-17 21:53
First logical post
2018-09-18 07:13
ty
2018-09-18 07:35
Except his post isn’t reasonable at all
2018-09-19 07:25
well... If you were gay (not thinking from your "straight" perspective now), then you would like men, and would feel absolutely nothing exciting about girls. Therefore, you wouldn't feel like you are missing on anything and would happily take dick in ass (or other things), because you love that guy who is doing it to you :)
2018-09-19 09:02
ez 500k
2018-09-19 15:08
yeah ez 500k
2018-09-18 07:35
#82
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France HYPNO5 
no
2018-09-17 21:59
#86
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United States ImFat 
No easily
2018-09-17 22:00
#88
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Ireland lander1337 
no
2018-09-17 22:02
#93
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Turkey Dust2isBest 
oh, you dont have to pay :Dd
2018-09-17 22:04
#95
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Netherlands @Deji 
No
2018-09-17 22:04
Lol yes
2018-09-17 22:19
#102
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Europe hltv007 
no
2018-09-17 22:34
wtf you get that in a few years if you are clever about your finances..big no, lel
2018-09-17 22:52
In a few years? No way
2018-09-17 23:20
I have a job offer for when I am finished with my masters degree and I would have an annual pay of 54.000 € as job beginner, so yes in wealthy countries with proper education you can make that in 10-15 years time easily. Btw the company is Bosch.
2018-09-19 18:00
#112
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Slovakia misk0 
If that meant I would be attracted to males then why not, ez money
2018-09-17 23:02
whats wrong with being gay, guys?
2018-09-17 23:01
not even for 5000billions
2018-09-17 23:20
just the fact my father would disrespect me says no for me lmao
2018-09-17 23:21
#123
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United Kingdom Isquashua 
i mean once you were gay, you wouldn't feel sad about not being attracted to girls because you'd be gay.
2018-09-17 23:21
Stainless logic
2018-09-18 00:55
Sucked plenty of cock in my college years so might aswell become gay and get 500k bonus from it.
2018-09-17 23:44
flag checks out
2018-09-18 01:15
lmao
2018-09-18 01:30
#126
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Dominican Republic Tacred 
No
2018-09-17 23:45
#127
Twistzz | 
Korea Aik0 
one time 500k or 500k a year that's the question
2018-09-17 23:46
#132
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
I feel like my sexuality is part of my identity, so no I wouldn't do it because it would change who I am. I like who I am
2018-09-18 01:28
But you are a salad
2018-09-18 07:14
#173
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Are you implying there's something wrong with being a salad?
2018-09-18 07:56
#200
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
being salad is liberating
2018-09-18 12:45
you sound like feminazi salad
2018-09-18 13:39
#215
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
did you just assume my sociopolitical stance? stop oppressing me you alt right woman hating woman. this is my safe space.
2018-09-18 13:43
pls salad why so mad?
2018-09-18 13:54
#217
Hobbit | 
United Kingdom salad! 
it's my duty as an ultra liberal
2018-09-18 14:05
tbh being gay wouldnt be that bad right? if you were gay you wouldnt mind being gay
2018-09-18 01:32
and even if you mind, you're still not forced to actually do it ;D
2018-09-18 02:24
Except you would have to fuck someone in the ass or get fucked
2018-09-18 02:27
but youd like it
2018-09-18 09:32
No
2018-09-19 02:06
you would if you were gay. thats the definition of being gay.
2018-09-19 02:20
#324
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Brazil mrk15 
I guess people forget that if they get fucked in the ass for whatever reason they won't magically turn gay unless they happen to enjoy it. And that's why most men fear having "gay experiences". The fear of enjoying the other side. Edit.: by gay experiences I don't mean getting fucked in the ass, but small displays of affection for the same sex that should be normal for close straight people to do, however some men seem to fear it.
2018-09-19 12:52
#142
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Paraguay HighAlching 
ofc, i would then use the 500k to fix my gay mental illness, ez win
2018-09-18 02:30
Expect it’s impossible and will just just lose whole 500k$
2018-09-18 02:43
#148
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Paraguay HighAlching 
if gambot can win major, everything is possible
2018-09-18 02:45
Fan checks out
2018-09-18 02:46
#150
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Paraguay HighAlching 
not delusional fan
2018-09-18 02:48
Clown9 and Gambot are recent major champions Funny, right?
2018-09-18 02:49
#174
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
No, it's heartbreaking ;(
2018-09-18 07:57
#144
BnTeT | 
China NA_LUL 
ez bc im already gay
2018-09-18 02:39
#155
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Germany x4m81 
200 IQ
2018-09-18 06:54
I'd pay that to be gay.
2018-09-18 04:42
500k is nothing so no
2018-09-18 07:10
#161
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Europe _xrelaky_ 
Wtf
2018-09-18 07:20
Nope.
2018-09-18 07:31
Money ain't a thing for men with honor. Add numbers I won't change it. Also gays is a disgrace.
2018-09-18 07:33
Typical Jovik trashy comment trying to get more attention
2018-09-18 09:36
You give it to me though I never intended to seem that way.
2018-09-18 10:23
I guess yes if I rly need that money, nothing wrong being gay, not rly interested in it tho.
2018-09-18 07:35
arent we all gay anyway
2018-09-18 07:34
hell fucking no
2018-09-18 07:44
Do I count?
2018-09-18 07:51
For no amount of money can you make me a faggot Being gay is such a fag thing to do
2018-09-18 08:09
#205
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Brazil Desteriction 
0/8
2018-09-18 12:52
#177
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Brazil MarieLaMary 
I'm bi, and a girl. Obviously
2018-09-18 08:20
#185
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Brazil Desteriction 
Stupid af
2018-09-18 09:48
#194
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Brazil MarieLaMary 
Why exactly? Care to explain?
2018-09-18 11:09
#186
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Germany Thatguy12345 
if i take the deal twice i get to be straight and have $1 million ez money yall
2018-09-18 09:51
1 million IQ
2018-09-18 13:18
#188
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Denmark monroEski 
for 20$ i would, im sry but 20$ is 20$
2018-09-18 10:26
#190
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Germany Dayjay 
not enough money
2018-09-18 10:35
i think 500k isnt enough for life
2018-09-18 10:38
nah, not enough to shorten my average lifespan to 42 and never have a family
2018-09-18 10:42
I wouldnt do it for all money in this world, true love(woman)>>>>>>>>all money
2018-09-18 10:43
#196
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Brazil Desteriction 
xD
2018-09-18 12:01
+1
2018-09-18 13:23
i mean, some dont need cash for it lul
2018-09-18 11:10
Nah. I can get that 500k myself. The number would happy to be higher than I think I could reach in my lifetime, somewhere in the 30 mil range.
2018-09-18 12:15
#198
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World _EpiC_ 
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
2018-09-18 12:15
#204
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Brazil Desteriction 
Expected copypasta
2018-09-18 12:51
lol good one
2018-09-18 13:00
Meanwhile dota2 international 2018: 11M$
2018-09-18 12:46
#202
hzY | 
Nepal Avhy 
No.
2018-09-18 12:46
yes surely I would be gay forever. I would tell all my girls that I am gay forever
2018-09-18 12:53
#209
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
Yes what will i lose i will get the same reaction but whit guys so no big diffrence
2018-09-18 13:15
i will be gaylord for 10 000 000
2018-09-18 13:17
#212
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United States Mayor_Quimby 
Doesn’t work most people here are already gay
2018-09-18 13:19
being gay doesnt mean u cant fuck the opposite sex
2018-09-18 14:06
#219
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France KepleR82b 
I would accept for sure in a 3rd world country, but in France, 500.000$ is not that huge for this
2018-09-18 14:13
pd
2018-09-19 14:59
#345
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France KepleR82b 
on bz?
2018-09-19 15:02
nn sale pd
2018-09-19 15:02
#347
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France KepleR82b 
Mdr j'penserai à toi pendant que j'serai avec ma copine tqt
2018-09-19 15:03
c un peu gay mais trkl
2018-09-19 15:06
#350
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France KepleR82b 
J'voulais juste michtonner les 500kk à la base
2018-09-19 15:07
hell no
2018-09-18 19:05
#229
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Portugal wzin 
easy money
2018-09-18 19:08
#231
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United States VerySmartGuy 
fuck no. 500,000 is not nearly enough for that
2018-09-18 19:25
I can get that amount of money from work in 10 years so no :D
2018-09-19 02:36
#242
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Luxembourg alex24 
not enough.. maybe for 5 billion euros i make almost 8000 euros a month, that means i will reach 500.000 euros in less than 6 years
2018-09-19 07:13
“5 billion euros” lmao
2018-09-19 07:24
#246
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Luxembourg alex24 
for starting up i would not mind shares at apple and amazon also, its better than money
2018-09-19 07:25
8k a month? nt nt
2018-09-19 12:03
#334
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Luxembourg alex24 
why would i lie ? i`m a senior sysadmin at one of luxembourg biggest datacenter i have 15 juniors to supervise and 150 servers in my care, most of them are holding info about banks
2018-09-19 13:59
I would turn gay and just wouldn't get a boyfriend, easy money
2018-09-19 07:20
#278
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Sweden Unluko 
You're already gay man wtf are you trying to say?
2018-09-19 10:14
I have a gf since 4 years but I'm gay?
2018-09-19 11:18
#293
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Sweden Unluko 
I mean you're a FaZe fan
2018-09-19 11:50
I'm not a faze fan just a fan of olof because he's a legend, I don't like the org or the other players :)
2018-09-19 13:07
Isn't that every man's dream? You know, to be actually attracted by men. "Going gay" doesn't mean you're straight but you have to suck dick. You'd have a greater chance to share the same interests etc. You could watch hockey while drinking beer and each other's cum...
2018-09-19 08:26
+1
2018-09-19 10:14
#249
jaxi | 
Romania Snoui21 
Im gay
2018-09-19 08:28
No i love titties too much...besides wanna have fast money? Go do some illegal shit then
2018-09-19 08:59
you do now but if u were gay you would love cock so that argument doesnt really make sense
2018-09-19 11:55
Do you even realize what u just said?? Ofc u would love to suck dick if ur gay, ofcourse ur mum would love to suck nigga dick if she could. My point is the world does not exist with "if, if..." questions : )
2018-09-19 12:44
#264
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Australia t0rrent 
yes then use a little bit of the money to put chemicals in the water to turn myself straight
2018-09-19 09:40
#322
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Brazil mrk15 
and the rest of the money to put chemicals in rocks to turn them into diamonds
2018-09-19 12:43
#335
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Australia t0rrent 
and put chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay
2018-09-19 14:10
#266
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Europe 2257 
yes
2018-09-19 09:48
My father is a millionaire. I needn’t money XD
2018-09-19 09:50
needn’t btw
2018-09-19 12:01
Ofc yes
2018-09-19 10:13
yes then i will buy a secret island in a pacific ocean and rent girls ez
2018-09-19 10:19
500k is not enough to buy an island lol. Not even close to that amount
2018-09-19 12:08
i mean very small island. some selling for around 200k or smth. just google
2018-09-19 12:07
200k is not enough to buy even a decent mansion And What’s the point anyway the title says you won’t get attracted by girls
2018-09-19 12:11
but it not says what should i do with that money :)
2018-09-19 12:17
*facepalm*
2018-09-19 12:17
i won lol
2018-09-19 12:18
If we played the game “who’s the most stupidest” then yes
2018-09-19 12:19
umm I did not insult you, so 11 y/o school boy
2018-09-19 12:24
And did I insult you? Doubt so
2018-09-19 12:32
really facepalm, sorry but you are stupid af, bye
2018-09-19 12:35
>Means you wouldn’t get attracted by women anymore. EVER. women, not girls, ez
2018-09-19 12:19
Has the same definition as female
2018-09-19 12:21
#281
HUNDEN | 
Denmark Jehova 
i will go gay for yay everyday
2018-09-19 10:25
#287
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
Easily
2018-09-19 10:54
Do yall not use commas over there? bc here that'd mean $500 and that is not worth the gay lol
2018-09-19 10:58
EU uses dots to separate the zeros and commas for decimal. its normed in that way. would just be another imperial vs metric debate on whats right.
2018-09-19 11:54
America is such a confusing place... Truely horrific. The am and pm thing, MM/DD/YYYY instead of DD/MM/YYYY, the whole fucking imperial system and so on.
2018-09-19 18:04
#307
steel | 
New Zealand TEEZY 
"Means you wouldn’t get attracted by women anymore. EVER." does it mean that i will get attracted by men? if yes then it's the easiest choice ever, because if i get attracted to men, it's good for me because i like it then. It doesn't matter whatever that is, "being gay" or whatever, if i'm gonna like it then, why wouldnt you do it
2018-09-19 12:15
#321
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Turkey AKagNA 
I think he meant fucking by a man, being a gay different like as you said.
2018-09-19 12:41
#343
steel | 
New Zealand TEEZY 
yeah but if i take the 500k and then get turned into a gay guy, so i get fucked by a man, but that's no problem because i am a gay man then, you know what i mean?
2018-09-19 14:58
#352
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Turkey AKagNA 
yes
2018-09-19 15:45
#368
steel | 
New Zealand TEEZY 
ok good, i can't see why anyone wouldn't do it then :D
2018-09-19 20:05
#319
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Turkey AKagNA 
Hell fuck yes, i'd even do gangbang bro
2018-09-19 12:40
#320
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Brazil mrk15 
The problem would be being straight and only being able to satify sexual needs with other man, then you'd either have no sex for the rest of your life or have to rely on a gender that you're not into. But if I turned gay, then I guess I'd enjoy it like every gay person I know does. So there's really no reason why one wouldn't accept that offer, besides him/her being afraid of going to hell or something due to personal beliefs and religion
2018-09-19 12:41
#326
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Russia RogueDecay 
Dumbest challenge ever, its not even possible in reality, why the fuck would I imagine that? Most gay people are perverts, who are not attracted to their gender by birth. But acquire this kind of behavior during life. Knowing this, any person can become gay under certain circumstances, for example, forcibly.
2018-09-19 12:53
Nah i can earn that money in a short amount of time anyway. as a DJ i earn 30k $ per month
2018-09-19 13:31
Price seems too low
2018-09-19 14:36
#338
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Sweden plikz 
can i like girls with dick if im gay??
2018-09-19 14:37
Would i have to be GAY as in i'll have to fuck with other men? Or just won't be able to fuck women???
2018-09-19 15:06
#353
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World starskaj 
NEVER
2018-09-19 15:46
#358
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Portugal SKRTSAK 
pussy > money so no
2018-09-19 17:56
money = pussy
2018-09-19 23:43
Make it a million
2018-09-19 18:02
I actually used to think being gay is easier and kind of wished I was gay, but I realized that being straight is just a part of me and it is not like I am desperate for money, so no.
2018-09-19 18:02
Yes because if I was "changed" to being gay then the attraction to men would be natural, but If you mean 500k for only being able to sleep with men etc and your preferred sexuality is straight, then no.
2018-09-19 18:08
Even for all the money in the world NO !!!!!!!!!
2018-09-19 18:28
#372
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Norway rogueplayer 
Would rather fucking die than to turn into a faggot Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot. However it can NEVER take away my motivation of snorting cocaine on a hooker's ass and tits and fuck 'em right in the pussy Y'all disgusting freaks can take a dick elsewhere
2018-09-19 23:48
>Money can't buy happiness Biggest lie ever
2018-09-20 02:51
#373
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United States jitteRs 
Nope I don't want to have a mental illness
2018-09-19 23:53
xd
2018-09-20 17:12
#383
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Poland KrossOver 
no
2018-09-20 19:22
#386
nEGRo | 
Israel Zionist 
even if you give me 1$ i will accept
2018-09-20 19:39
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