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Andorra DiaRhea 
Fuck any girl you want on the earth whenever you want OR Instantly teleport to wherever you want on earth. Imagine having sex with anyone you find sexy, 10 times a day, every twitch streamer, youtuber, hollywood, college girl, stranger in supermarket. Or boring teleportation superpower?
2018-09-18 06:39
Teleport
2018-09-18 06:40
+1, if you are able to teleport, you'd be able to get any girl anyway, I aint gay but I'd fuck a teleporting dude
2018-09-25 10:57
lol
2018-09-25 13:27
Have sex definitely
2018-09-18 06:41
virgin af
2018-09-18 06:41
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 06:43
Exactly a virgin would say.
2018-09-18 06:46
i lost virginity when i was 6 unfortunately
2018-09-18 06:47
Did you call cops on your dad??
2018-09-18 06:48
my dad is cop
2018-09-18 06:48
Atleast he bought you new pokemon cards.
2018-09-18 06:49
#61
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Kyrgyzstan XcmlX 
priest*
2018-09-18 08:30
#116
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Germany RobiDable 
LMAO nailed it
2018-09-19 00:16
#165
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Other 100iqzero 
+1
2018-09-25 10:54
#117
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Dominican Republic Tacred 
feelsbadman
2018-09-19 00:19
#36
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Netherlands Daan312 
sure mate
2018-09-18 07:29
#68
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Romania SkipLD 
You still talk with your sister about it or nah?
2018-09-18 12:39
#69
ruuit | 
Serbia Wule123 
hahaha +1000
2018-09-18 12:39
At least now we know who sponsors booby streamers
2018-09-18 07:17
#63
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World ZMDR 
gross
2018-09-18 12:30
#76
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Finland Karri 
>pokimane, sssniperwolf virgin spotted
2018-09-18 12:48
Those are your top picks. Must be a kid. Pokimane isn't even attractive and sssniperwolf is ugly but nice body. Don't even know about Kylie Jenner.
2018-09-18 14:46
#3
tarik | 
United States Crowen25 
Teleport yourself to girl, and just teleport fuck her by teleporting in and out easy peasy
2018-09-18 06:41
but she press charges and you in jail, you teleport yourself outside and in few days or months police shoot you
2018-09-18 06:42
#7
tarik | 
United States Crowen25 
You just keep teleporting so she can’t see you or wear mask, and you can always escape with teleportation
2018-09-18 06:43
sex is not fun that way
2018-09-18 06:44
have you tried?
2018-09-18 13:31
Lmfao
2018-09-19 00:07
lol facts
2018-09-25 04:00
XDDDDDDDD
2018-09-25 05:31
#174
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Malaysia byaIi 
lol
2018-09-25 13:29
200iq
2018-09-25 05:34
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 06:44
+1 me too
2018-09-18 06:44
You want him to have sex with you?
2018-09-18 06:45
yes but only if he says
2018-09-18 06:45
Lmao this nibba is gay
2018-09-18 06:46
+1
2018-09-18 06:45
Sex
2018-09-18 06:47
teleport i can fuck my gf any time i want
2018-09-18 07:05
+1 Actually nice guy on hltv, who'd have thought
2018-09-18 07:17
#57
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Canada Timings 
Let's better hope he isn't 14 years old with that 2004 in his name.
2018-09-18 08:15
#138
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Sweden lubbev 
Read his name again
2018-09-25 04:29
LOL
2018-09-25 05:28
#149
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Sweden lubbev 
Reply needs to have actual content
2018-09-25 05:32
#169
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Canada Timings 
I mean if you actually got what I said lmao
2018-09-25 13:15
> can fuck my gf any time i want > nice guy but he doesn't respect wahmen and thinks it doesn't matter if SHE wants to fuck
2018-09-18 14:29
#153
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Indonesia linekerrr 
> can > will Pick one.
2018-09-25 06:14
#119
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United States archlon 
nt virgin
2018-09-25 03:52
Teleport I would teleport to your mom and bang her.
2018-09-18 07:13
#163
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Finland James Nelson 
+1
2018-09-25 10:53
2nd of course since I have a gf
2018-09-18 07:20
nice. i have gf too still i choose 1
2018-09-18 07:56
#28
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World taco__ 
whats so fun about teleporting anywhere i want?
2018-09-18 07:20
#74
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Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
You dont need to walk to work or to the school
2018-09-18 12:45
#79
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World taco__ 
thats it? you would choose to have some more time before work/school instead of boinking any girl you want? what the hell dude????
2018-09-18 12:49
#96
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Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
i didn't choose teleporting, just tried to give a positive point about it, I would defintily rather smash all the schoolgirls
2018-09-18 14:10
Just Watch Jumper. I know the movie was 5/10 at max, but you can see a few of the opportunities
2018-09-25 09:52
What's so fun about fucking anyone u want? = STDs Teleporting anywhere u want = Exploring the whole world in one life time.
2018-09-18 14:32
Fuck ofc. Would teleport to yunoliek and bang her
2018-09-18 07:20
#33
fruit | 
Canada sunriser 
shes a vile roast not worth it
2018-09-18 07:25
#84
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Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
sheisfuckingbitch
2018-09-18 12:52
#84
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Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
sheisfuckingbitch
2018-09-18 12:52
nice, u can go and teleport to aids clinic after that shitfest
2018-09-18 08:20
+1
2018-09-18 14:27
lmao
2018-09-18 14:38
+1
2018-09-25 04:22
U can be rich with teleport skill. Money = girls With teleport you can have both options.
2018-09-18 07:20
#31
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Australia t0rrent 
Teleport anywhere you want = teleport into any pussy you want Op is dumb
2018-09-18 07:22
#5
2018-09-18 07:55
#62
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Australia t0rrent 
dude how will she be able to press charges if you have the power to teleport, also you could just wear a mask and she wont even know who you are
2018-09-18 12:27
do your clothes teleport with you, or only your body though?
2018-09-18 14:31
#109
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Australia t0rrent 
i think a fair definition would be yourself + anything that you are touching and want to transport with you
2018-09-18 14:43
First one is more realistic and does it mean I could still look at someone else when being married? If my wife wouldn't mind, we'd do threesome then, ye.
2018-09-18 07:24
wtf why would you marry if you choose 1st option
2018-09-18 07:55
If skipping this silly choice be the option I'd pick it but a loving wife is the ultimate stop of love, everyone has to have one.
2018-09-18 08:00
nice. i have gf of 5 yrs so im very bored so i would prefer not to have wife
2018-09-18 08:01
You don't love her much enough and looks like your feelings haven't evolved nor escalated through the years. You do something wrong or she's just not for you.
2018-09-18 08:02
maybe. it was good first 3 yrs then it became same old boring shit
2018-09-18 08:04
You should change it, make a baby, marry her, take a pledge and find common intetests. Spend more time with her aside of bed.
2018-09-18 08:05
no marriage or baby yet we both are young
2018-09-18 08:05
5 years together, you can't be that young. And child is a blessing that always comes timely. You better not plan it out, just let it be.
2018-09-18 08:07
we are both each others 1st everything. been dating since we were 15 and took some break in between. pretty young for baby and marriage lol
2018-09-18 08:08
Not at all. You're 20, ain't it? You should give birth at this age and you couldhave sooner, there's one limit once you feel the love. Don't do it and never know true happiness.
2018-09-18 08:11
you trolling now
2018-09-18 08:13
It's up to you but early love is good for things you can do much earlier than others and surround your baby with real love. Miss this opportunity and you might never have it again.
2018-09-18 08:13
ok i will have baby tonight
2018-09-18 08:13
You didn't get it, I thought you wouldn't and it is. Have a good time.
2018-09-18 08:14
"You're 20, ain't it? You should give birth at this age and you couldhave sooner" you lost me here bcs you feel one should have baby before they're 20 yrs old. You too have a good time
2018-09-18 08:16
#91
shroud | 
United States HowToK 
My cousin's dating a 21 year old and she's about to give birth in a few weeks I believe. It might be a bit young for today's standards but it's fine
2018-09-18 13:29
i'm happy you didn't fall for his "go make a baby asap" bullshit lmao. you're definitely too young for this. "You better not plan it out, just let it be." what the fuck is this hahaha, just a recipe for broken childhood for your children
2018-09-18 14:34
teleport more fun, just sex would get boring after a while. Teleportation has almost unlimited possibilities
2018-09-18 07:26
lol that is weird
2018-09-18 07:28
Teleport
2018-09-18 07:57
#47
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United States NA_BEST 
Teleport ez choice because sex is overrated, virgins will def pick sex, and having sex even with hot girls gets boring after a while. Once you reach a certain age, sex just does not appeal as much anymore, and interest in girls goes down, trust me
2018-09-18 08:07
#65
NEO | 
Poland BartoloNEO 
So you're 35yo pedo gay.
2018-09-18 12:35
#87
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United States NA_BEST 
virgin detected
2018-09-18 12:53
#90
NEO | 
Poland BartoloNEO 
Actually 26 and have beautiful and sexy wife so nt.
2018-09-18 13:22
Does she work as a toilet scrubber too?
2018-09-18 14:48
#113
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United States NA_BEST 
xD
2018-09-19 00:00
Sounds to me like rape. But I'd go for the first one as long as she consents.
2018-09-18 08:11
RESPECT WOMEN
2018-09-25 04:22
#59
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United States Cherryyy 
teleportation, mainly because if you find a girl you actually wanna have sex with (girlfriend/so) then there wouldn't be any point in fucking whoever you wanted. if you could teleport, you could do whatever you wanted whenever you want, including fucking and being with your gf c: then with teleportation, you could also go to other countries on vacation for free whenever which is fun. fucking any girl would get boring sooooo fast and its honestly overrated
2018-09-18 08:17
Yeah it actually is :(
2018-09-19 00:06
#64
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World ZMDR 
teleport wtf is that even a question if you're that desperate for pussy you can still teleport into pussy
2018-09-18 12:31
#66
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
OFC TELEPORT, CMON YOU CAN TELEPORT INTO BANKS AND STEAL ALL THE MONEY LMAO
2018-09-18 12:36
#67
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Macau Bent0 
Instantly teleport to wherever you want on earth.
2018-09-18 12:38
#70
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Israel unsolid 
obviously teleport
2018-09-18 12:39
teleport into any girl i want
2018-09-18 12:40
I would teleport into theirs holes EZ
2018-09-18 12:40
Teleport -> Easy to steal money -> Rich as Sheikh -> Haram with all your stupid youtubers and twitch thots...
2018-09-18 12:42
#75
hzY | 
Nepal Avhy 
Fuck any girl I want.
2018-09-18 12:47
Low-testo soyboy vegan betas going for teleport LUL
2018-09-18 12:48
#81
fer | 
Brazil HLTVmarker 
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 12:50
Desperate virgin losers going for getting laid LUL
2018-09-18 12:51
This point was already iterated hundreds of times, congrats for falling for it.
2018-09-18 12:53
#88
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United States NA_BEST 
virgin beta-cuck detected
2018-09-18 12:54
Another parroting monkey with no awareness of their surroundings
2018-09-18 12:55
#95
swag | 
United States armada333 
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 13:49
#80
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United States AproximateCS 
If you teleport the government will dissect you, if you fuck they will be jealous and afraid for their wives
2018-09-18 12:50
#82
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France KepleR82b 
If you can teleport, you will be attractive af so teleport for me
2018-09-18 12:50
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 13:31
#94
swag | 
United States armada333 
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-18 13:45
Only a virgin would choose first option.
2018-09-18 14:33
#103
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United States Mikeyyyy 
first option(virgin btw)
2018-09-18 14:34
teleport obviously wtf is this question
2018-09-18 14:36
#105
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Croatia mds818 
teleport to early 90s japan
2018-09-18 14:36
#106
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World DygL 
teleport, no brainer. unless u want to fuck some bitchy bimbos for the rest of your life
2018-09-18 14:36
#108
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Sweden Akoulad 
Instantly teleport to wherever you want on earth. > teleport into any pussy I want xD
2018-09-18 14:38
Teleport of course
2018-09-18 14:45
#118
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Germany RobiDable 
Yo, Teleport for course. Dont you think you get everylady you want just with the fact you can teleport? I mean who the fuck would not be interested in you when you can fucking teleport lmao.
2018-09-19 00:20
wtf?? Teleport ofc
2018-09-25 03:57
#121
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Europe deVulse 
Teleport obviously not rly choice here
2018-09-25 03:58
Always teleport save so much money on gas and plane rides
2018-09-25 03:59
teleportation easily
2018-09-25 04:01
teleportation lol easy virgin
2018-09-25 04:03
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-25 04:06
sex
2018-09-25 04:08
#128
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Peru vaniIIa 
teleport bc then you can rob banks ez pz. Women love money so by doing that, you can theoretically fuck any girl u want
2018-09-25 04:11
i mean, what if you really want some authentic horschata but you’re just lying in bed with the most beautiful woman on earth. you begin to regret your choice
2018-09-25 04:15
#130
nike | 
Russia adldas 
if it works like the movie jumper ofc teleport going to all swing houses then fucking cuck's wives then getting out without paying shit #ezlife
2018-09-25 04:20
#131
ALEX | 
Spain ezivnisi 
teleport, whores are whores and if you teleport you wilf fuck anyone
2018-09-25 04:22
teleport ez
2018-09-25 04:24
Chicks will be so impressed with your teleportation they all wanna fuck. Problem solved
2018-09-25 04:24
LOL but not all of them :/
2018-09-25 05:16
#136
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Brazil BoaPaNois 
not virgin but i really wna have sex with kylie jenner, pokimane, sssniperwolf and few others
2018-09-25 04:26
but kylie jenner has husband?
2018-09-25 05:13
#137
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Europe accardi 
Definitely teleport. I would rather fuck my own girl which i truly love than those bitches bro
2018-09-25 04:28
teleport to a bank, steal al his money and fuck girls with that money
2018-09-25 04:32
#140
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Brazil hugoooo 
That's a very complex question, actually. It comes all down to money. Teleportation means I would sell my car, and would never spent a single cent with gas again. That's awesome. But, by fucking any girl in the world, anytime, it means I could turn into a sex symbol and international celebrity, because I would for sure fuck tons of celebrities and would make it 'leak' somehow. By that, I would be famous and would be able to make money from it (interviews, generic 'guides' on how to be a real 'Don Juan', etc). By the other side, teleportation open doors for lots of jobs that nobody would be able to do as fast as me, so it could definitely be a source of money too. I think the one that would be easier to achieve (and faster), is the option to turn myself into a world class celebrity, a man known by his abilities to fuck dozens of the hottest celebrities in the planet, I would be famous, rich, envied... that would be a great life for sure.
2018-09-25 04:45
#141
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World necessvry 
teleport ez
2018-09-25 05:08
obviously the fuck
2018-09-25 05:11
def teleport
2018-09-25 05:30
#147
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Canada Surzz 
teleport. what kind of question is this, such an obvious answer.
2018-09-25 05:30
#151
FalleN | 
Germany dzynK 
hard decision tbh I'd say have sex with everyone i want
2018-09-25 05:41
#152
fnx | 
Portugal lovessd 
teleport so i can steal gold & money from usa to make poortugal n°1 country in europe
2018-09-25 05:48
Good luck. The US got rid of the gold in the 70's. Everyone thinks America has gold stockpiled backing the dollar. They don't.
2018-09-25 06:30
#154
EliGE | 
Argentina lucif 
I already have sex with the person I want, son.
2018-09-25 06:25
#155
Brazil nyz 
teleport. i wouldn't need special powers to have sex
2018-09-25 06:27
I would take the teleport then teleport in to their showers and sex them. So I get both.
2018-09-25 06:28
1st ofc I would find rich chicks and record them on a video while having sex, then blackmail and extort them for money Then I will be rich as fuck and I could fly anywhere I want
2018-09-25 06:30
#160
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Finland FinYuna 
Teleport Fucking is overrated, just fap.
2018-09-25 10:35
#161
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Europe Sunny2k 
Pffff who needs sex lets fucking teleport to the majors and shit that's for me the real sex Kappa
2018-09-25 10:39
"10 times a day, every twitch streamer, youtuber" wtf, who would want that kind of torture? Besides with teleportation if I wanted I could just teleport to your mom's bedroom.
2018-09-25 10:46
Teleport and fuck them afterwards haha scrubs i smart
2018-09-25 10:53
Teleport
2018-09-25 13:16
#171
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Poland morosek 
Teleport all day.
2018-09-25 13:20
#172
tabseN | 
Germany Ntasu 
I would chose to be superman without Krypton weakness. And I can move like a teleporter. Do every crime I want and so on. There are no boundaries
2018-09-25 13:25
#175
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Malaysia byaIi 
teleport i would survive everything
2018-09-25 13:31
#176
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Denmark dev1cetop1 
Instantly teleport to wherever you want on earth.
2018-09-25 13:31
#177
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Lithuania arnas467 
ez Instantly teleport
2018-09-25 13:33
#178
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Cyprus Jardeet 
Teleport eZ I'd teleport into banks for cash or teleport to avoid airport queue and teleport to see the world Shit would be gr8 U don't need to spend any money to go on holiday either u don't pay for planes and since u can teleport instantly u can just TP home to bed
2018-09-25 13:38
#179
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Europe pawlosek888 
teleport, that way i can make money and fuck any girl i want. imagine this, you put on a mask, teleport next to sleeping trump, do your thing, 2 s later you are back. no one has a clue who did it. i bet russians or chinese would pay billions for your service
2018-09-25 13:40
the fact that people overrate sex so much is mindblowing. Obviously teleport.
2018-09-25 13:53
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