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FAST GIRL HELP
African Union YoYoYoNiqqas 
okay fast pls. I want to meet with girl on Monday but she wants to meet tommorow. Tommorrow i already made plans to go to club with friends and maybe spend time with any thot. How to convince her to meet at monday pls hltv help fast fast fast!! :D
2018-09-21 19:05
bump pls help asap
2018-09-21 19:07
is she going to another planet? tell her the truth and just throw other days as meeting proposals, if she dumb and don't like it then she ain't worth it
2018-09-21 19:58
story is i wanted to meet on monday but she asked about today. I said i was coming back from training and was really tired(which is true). And she said that we can meet saturday. This day i have plans like u know so i said monday. at the moment i asked about saturday but before evning. (around 14-15) but she didnt replied for around 40 minutes already and iam scared.
2018-09-21 20:04
#122
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United Kingdom XacoHades 
Just say you already had plans organised on Saturday and that you're really sorry. But would love to meet on monday? Not that hard
2018-09-22 00:08
#2
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Yugoslavia broccket 
say you play major tomorrow
2018-09-21 19:08
+1
2018-09-21 20:05
Go meet her and then go to club if you wont bang her.
2018-09-21 19:08
thats not stupid i'd give it a shot and yes i want bang her so i cant make any stupid exuces.
2018-09-21 19:10
GO meet her, bang her, go to club an bang another girl after.
2018-09-21 19:10
no way ill bang her this saturday its way too early.
2018-09-21 19:17
then i don't see a problem to meet her and join your friends later at the club.
2018-09-21 19:18
yea thank to you for advice i will meet with her tommorow earlier but i still need some excuse for that club thing. Like i cant say to girl i date that after meeting with her i go to club.
2018-09-21 19:19
Go both to the club and maybe you will get into her panties? Get her some drinks and shit.
2018-09-21 19:20
Thats the problem. I would do it but i go to club with my friends and iam hyped for it. Those who have GFs dont take theirs so i will not take my date.
2018-09-21 19:23
Then just text her tmr that u dont feel good or you need to go to see someone of your family out of town or some shit. :D
2018-09-21 19:24
yea that family exuses are best. Like i dont know her enough thanks so much <3
2018-09-21 19:27
Hope it will work for you. Have fun.
2018-09-21 19:28
ill write it only if she asks more questions rn iam fine :D
2018-09-21 19:28
#82
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Bulgaria Pixeland 
what if she goes to the club too and sees you
2018-09-21 19:43
that was what I was thinking
2018-09-21 19:52
easy just tell her you are here to bang women
2018-09-21 19:54
oh shit. i didnt thought about that. If yes guess i'll just end our friendship
2018-09-21 19:59
if u can bang her u can forget about banging any stupid thots so whats the problem missing out on the club
2018-09-21 19:11
no way ill bang her this saturday its way too early.
2018-09-21 19:17
#34
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Israel Wetsss 
ROFL
2018-09-21 19:18
LFOR
2018-09-21 19:23
#49
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Israel Wetsss 
8/8
2018-09-21 19:23
#79
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
if she is worth it you meet her tomorrow. cuz you seem like the one who isnt worth it
2018-09-21 19:41
say you play major tomorrow
2018-09-21 19:08
#5
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Europe smasherrr 
say you play major tomorrow
2018-09-21 19:09
#6
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United States Idoitforlols 
Tell her you are busy tomorrow? Honestly it is that simple.
2018-09-21 19:09
omg. Thats the point. i need excuse if i say iam just busy she will ask about my plans.
2018-09-21 19:11
#16
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United States Idoitforlols 
Then don't tell her because it is none of her business. Now quit lying on hltv for attention.
2018-09-21 19:12
oh yes iam lying for attention. i already texted her so i will met her tommorow earlier before going to club. Shes okay rn but she might text me what iam doing when i will be in club so i need some good excuses.
2018-09-21 19:16
#29
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United States Idoitforlols 
Tell her you are jerking off. She will find it disgusting for the whole day and not want to hangout with you then realize it is natural the next day and she will meet then.
2018-09-21 19:17
10/10 advice. I pls tell me do you have gf ? XD
2018-09-21 19:18
and why do u need to make excuses for? be honest dude, u won't have a healthy relationship if u systematically lie to her
2018-09-21 19:59
its gonna be first and hopefully last lie i will say to her. Sometimes its better
2018-09-21 20:00
#107
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United Kingdom oMallo 
+1
2018-09-21 19:55
#8
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Slovakia Pepo_ 
going to club over watching major? not gonna help u
2018-09-21 19:10
#10
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
+1
2018-09-21 19:10
i dont watch cs even if iam bored. I play it alot (faceit 2400elo) but i cant stand watching idk why.
2018-09-21 19:11
#9
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France best_weeb_2k18 
tell her the truth if your friends are really god friends dodge the party if they are not true friends good luck
2018-09-21 19:10
i want to go to club and i dont feel like meeting her at saturday.
2018-09-21 19:13
#14
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Ukraine Edddddd 
say tomorrow you will visit your grandfather's grave alone EZ
2018-09-21 19:11
for 6 hours?
2018-09-21 19:12
#19
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Ukraine Edddddd 
yes say you need some time to feel better after this
2018-09-21 19:12
my grandfather is alive and second one was already dead when i was born soo ripperino exuserino
2018-09-21 19:14
kill he ?
2018-09-21 19:18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-09-21 19:27
if youre so unsure and insecure about your own decisions, you do not deserve a girl
2018-09-21 19:12
whaaat? i dont deserve girl. Bro i would charm your mother and she will leave your family just so i can fuck her. Dont say anything if u dont know me.
2018-09-21 19:13
you are probably the most insecure degenerate in hltv
2018-09-21 19:15
yeye iam idc XD
2018-09-21 19:16
btw i made decision but idk how to say it soft way.
2018-09-21 19:14
#30
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Denmark VeryDanishGuy 
I've got your back. Give me her number, and we'll sort it out. Jokes aside, tell her that you've gotta work or smth. Works almost every time.
2018-09-21 19:17
fak iam on my summer break right now and she knows it :D so maybe some specific examples i start school in 10 days. Shes too btw.
2018-09-21 19:21
#44
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Denmark VeryDanishGuy 
Tell her you have some family reunion then, works aswell. xD
2018-09-21 19:22
thats not stupid man! ur genius i dont know her enough to take her to that kind of meeting. Damnnn man i love u
2018-09-21 19:26
#35
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Sweden naturen 
meet at the club?
2018-09-21 19:18
Nots gonna work i go there with friends and iam really hyped for that.
2018-09-21 19:22
#45
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Sweden naturen 
then it's your loss
2018-09-21 19:22
Meet with her early to find out if she is worth the time. Ask her what does she think of clubs. Invite her if she likes to club.
2018-09-21 19:18
club part not gonna work. I go there with friends and iam hyped for it. :/
2018-09-21 19:22
You can still meet up with her early and tell her straight up that you and your friends planned going to the club for a while. If she doesn't understand then she is not worth your time.
2018-09-21 19:41
#37
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Brazil FaelEz 
Instagram her
2018-09-21 19:19
ofc iam going to IG girl i date so some horny nerd will text her that i do that stupid shit on this forum XDDD 10/10
2018-09-21 19:20
#66
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Sweden bolognese 
nerds? think again, kid we are jacked af and alpha af, or are you too? I hope, since you do browse hltv afterall
2018-09-21 19:33
its best forum i've ever seen. Thats only option on this site i use.
2018-09-21 19:35
you want to meet girl on monday but you want to spend time with thoths.. like wtf are you want doode? Why even go for a girl who could be something more serious if you actually want thoths
2018-09-21 19:23
u understood it wrong. I already made plans to go to club before i even met girl i want to date. We with friends are preety hyped for that night. Am sure u know all u do with those girls in club Is hugging dancing maybe kissing rare something more(which i obviously dont want lyl) sooo that "one night stands" are not soo bad.
2018-09-21 19:25
why would you go for onenight stand with a girl days before you are meeting a girl with who you actually agreed to go on date with (means you have to like her a bit or consider something more serious with her). Legit makes no sense.
2018-09-21 19:34
I just want have fun this saturday night. Dont say u dont understand it. Its not cheating cus we are not toghether yet
2018-09-21 19:36
nah i don't understand it. If i like guy enough to consider dating him, I won't go fucking some other dude few days before. It makes no sense for me.
2018-09-21 19:40
ur a girl. so it dont make sense to you. It makes sense to me tho. Tell me what excuse works best for girls.
2018-09-21 19:39
When a girl who you like enough to date is suggesting to move a date to some other day, I would have accepted it in heartbeat. What do you want? Her? Or you prefer fun with boys? You behave like little immature guy/boy that wants to have it all. Well tough shit, sometimes in life you have to make choices on what matters to you more. If you'd rather have fun with guys, I really hope she doesn't go on date with you on monday. She is unknowingly saving herself from an idiot
2018-09-21 19:40
Btw she wanted it today. but i was on training at the time so it was impossible. I know i act immature. But if she would be my gf i wouldnt even think about anything else not her. But it will be our first date we know eachother from small talks and things can dont work out.
2018-09-21 19:42
tell her like you told us by telling the truth: "I would like to go out with my mates and have some fun, since we already planned it some time ago, and I am hoping to hook up with some girls, but we can go on date on monday". Then wait for her reaction.
2018-09-21 19:42
i would see something like: You are blocked from communicating with this user.
2018-09-21 19:43
#88
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
THEN YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DISGUSTING IT IS legit if she ever finds out she dumps you that instances
2018-09-21 19:44
wonder if she finds out this thread. oh shit :D
2018-09-21 19:46
#95
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
well you deserve it, you might learn something from it
2018-09-21 19:49
why ur so mad at me
2018-09-21 19:50
#100
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
because you're a douchebag, and you asked for randoms peoples opinion on an online forum and when they give it to you, you don't fucking accept it ajnd can't see why people would call you disgusting
2018-09-21 19:52
#101
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Paraguay HighAlching 
she cant dump him if they arent together
2018-09-21 19:52
#105
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
uw0t
2018-09-21 19:54
exactly. her reaction alone should confirm and be reality check for you, how disgusting this is actually.
2018-09-21 19:47
pls dont overemphasize it. I said i want to hang out with friends that evning and maybe hug,dance,kiss other girl not to fuck her or something.
2018-09-21 19:49
tell her like this then. if you are so morally convinced in it, then she should not have any problem with it, right?
2018-09-21 19:50
#102
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
+1
2018-09-21 19:52
#87
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
you mean wait for a. either the girl is a thot or b. get dumped
2018-09-21 19:44
#83
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
as a guy, i'd beat you the fuck up cuz you don't deserve the girl
2018-09-21 19:43
yea u can beat your meat. Iam not here so people judge me.
2018-09-21 19:44
#89
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
you're an idiot
2018-09-21 19:45
and u love smooya. where this conversation is going?
2018-09-21 19:45
#93
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
and you ripablo escobar.. like what?? you said you don't wanna be judged, so you go onto an online forum where every motherfucker who sees it will judge you, because they are human you are an idiot, the fact i have to explain this to you is fucking amazing
2018-09-21 19:48
Every human judge everything what other human makes. Dont judge means dont say it out loud. btw why ur so mad at me?
2018-09-21 19:50
#103
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
i'm not saying it out loud "FAST GIRL HELP RIPablo Escobar | African Union WasNeverBrokeTho okay fast pls. I want to meet with girl on Monday but she wants to meet tommorow. Tommorrow i already made plans to go to club with friends and maybe spend time with any thot. How to convince her to meet at monday pls hltv help fast fast fast!! :D" nowhere did you even say don't judge, and even if you did, no one gives a fuck, what you gonna do? get judged just like i get judged for posting my opinion mfa
2018-09-21 19:53
its not like it was command i just asked fo it.
2018-09-21 19:58
#114
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
welcome to truth bitch
2018-09-21 20:05
chill dude what u want? Like u curse on me all the time. What i did to you??
2018-09-21 20:05
#117
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
lol
2018-09-21 20:06
some girl broke your heart? right? cmon man thats life
2018-09-21 20:06
#119
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
you are missing the entire point lmao
2018-09-21 20:09
explain it to me then
2018-09-21 20:10
#121
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
i have
2018-09-21 20:11
Just tell that ur hanging out with hot dudes in a club wearing the freshest clothes etc... Dont lie you pussy.
2018-09-21 19:24
i have gucci shoes btw.
2018-09-21 19:26
Say you have to go meet your grandma or something
2018-09-21 19:26
yea thats good idea <3
2018-09-21 19:28
diarrhea is the answer
2018-09-21 19:29
disgusting.
2018-09-21 19:30
but you won't meet her at that day
2018-09-21 19:31
you sound unfaithful, hope things don't work out between you 2 xD she probably deserves better
2018-09-21 19:31
wow u really wish bad for HLTV BROTHER? u prefer some random girl? cmon u dont belong here. GUYS TAKE HIM OUT!
2018-09-21 19:33
what
2018-09-21 19:36
*takes nnkaei out*
2018-09-21 19:37
Don't be a beta pussy and rush for it tomorrow. Meet up when YOU wanted it.
2018-09-21 19:31
I want to be sensitive cus i dont want to lose her u know. I say "I want monday and fuck you fucking bitch" and she says "i cant i have to eat breakfest at monday sorry". Yea i dont want that situation. I want that first "official" date to finally end..
2018-09-21 19:34
I didn't want you to act like a caveman, just act with a bit of integrity. She will only think higher of you believe me. If she is interested she will accept monday don't worry. But feel free to do as you like, and good luck.
2018-09-21 19:38
Virgin detected
2018-09-21 19:44
say you play major tomorrow
2018-09-21 19:54
#123
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
say u want to fuck other bitches in the club that day. but your dick would be hard and for her on monday
2018-09-22 00:10
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