Anyway, in regards to your idiotic hypothesis (#3)
I hold a degree in the highest honours from a top University in England, i love beer. My brother is an academic manager of a teaching centre with 100+ teachers aged just 26, he loves beer. My other brother has a confirmed IQ of 130, he loves beer.
Barack Obama, who held the the most powerful job in the world, loves beer. Tom Hanks, one of the greatest actors of all time, loves beer. The Beatles, one of the most well known bands in history, all loved beer. Martin Luther, William Shakespeare, Benjamin Franklin, Bach, Beethoven, Buzz Aldrin, Churchill, Karl Marx, Stalin, Dickens, Van Gogh, Stephen King, Picasso, all beer drinkers. Just a quick 60 second google search.
Nobel Prize Winners, Inventors, Presidents and Politicians, Actors, Musicians, Explorers, Scientists, Artists - but beer is only for the non-ambitious and those lacking intelligence? LUL
I've found that people like you, who need to state that they are intelligent out of the blue, really aren't. He who must repeatedly claim that he is smart, isn't.
Good day sir!