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ur weirdest random boner?
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Russia adldas 
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2018-10-02 02:42
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Europe pencilvester 
404
2018-10-03 12:08
Once I was at school and my teacher was like 60yo and he was crouching and I saw her underwar, and I got a boner, I felt weird with myself
2018-10-02 02:47
#3
nike | 
Russia adldas 
> he gay !
2018-10-02 02:49
Name checks out
2018-10-02 02:50
"Once I was at school and my teacher was like 60yo and he was crouching and I saw her underwar" sounds like shemale
2018-10-03 11:25
Busted
2018-10-03 12:02
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India idi_nahui 
I was in English class (6th grade) my teacher told me to get up but I didn't. after class, she told me to stay. I thought she'd see my boner and touch it, but the miracle didn't happen. She took a look at my boner because it was impossible to miss it. I approached her covering my boner with a textbook I was supposed to give her. Then she told me to think better with my head. (we all understood what she meant.) I said that I will try and quickly left.
2018-10-02 03:11
#6
nike | 
Russia adldas 
feel ya bro it could've ended differently if she taught you the meaning of blowjob in english !
2018-10-02 17:57
#8
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India idi_nahui 
(but the miracle didn't happen) :(
2018-10-03 03:33
Feels bad man
2018-10-03 07:30
Too much my first sex teacher bro Quit porn
2018-10-03 07:34
Sometimes when i sneeze lol
2018-10-02 18:00
#9
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Germany zeolikk10years 
When my mum woke me up
2018-10-03 03:36
Flag checks out
2018-10-03 07:31
All nations have boners dude Even german flag xd
2018-10-03 07:35
Thats true
2018-10-03 11:22
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United States Benjii92 
just morning wood bro, no reason to be alarmed
2018-10-03 07:46
Yea I know, it wasn't because of my mom but it felt weird since she saw it, was a long time ago though haha
2018-10-03 10:44
Everyone has a boner in the morning,there is nothing weird about it,even if your mom waked you up
2018-10-03 12:11
when i watch batman or spiderman
2018-10-03 04:20
wtf?
2018-10-03 07:37
oops sorry didn't see this lol but i actually jerk off to them
2018-11-11 18:26
#16
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United States Benjii92 
I remember getting a boner when i was like 10 from watching this dexter's laboratory scene. youtube.com/watch?v=ZMjoMaFq0xk I think my 10 year old self wanted to see that monkey pound out that bird.
2018-10-03 07:44
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World taco__ 
when changing to PE class
2018-10-03 08:06
ok wtf
2018-10-03 11:27
It was in year 2002 when i was 12yo. There was J-Lo completly naked in my bed. I am ashamed but hltv gives me anonymity
2018-10-03 11:28
when i was watching "thor arrives in wakanda" Avengers 3 scene
2018-10-03 11:32
WORLD CUP 2014 semi finals yall know which game im talking about
2018-10-03 11:36
whitch bit** im so rich?
2018-10-03 11:43
#45
Sweden PPH 
i dont
2018-10-03 13:19
#26
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Europe amaxed83 
my mom gets me to apply tanning lotion all over her body a few times a month because she says she cant do it right on herself and needs someone else to. For some reason idk why i always get a boner and have to jerk off like 3 times before it fully goes down. its so weird idk why it happens
2018-10-03 11:40
you gonna have sex with her soon
2018-10-03 11:42
#30
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Europe amaxed83 
maybe it could happen. we go on vacation together 2-3 times every year and share a bed to save money on the hotel cost and she always gets me to spoon her even though we both only sleep with underwear on
2018-10-03 11:47
Wtf
2018-10-03 11:54
#33
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Europe amaxed83 
hmm?
2018-10-03 11:58
#35
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Bulgaria mchetvorkata 
My nikka you messed up for even making this shit up
2018-10-03 12:07
#39
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Europe amaxed83 
i'll admit i made up the part saying that i "jerk off 3 times before it goes down" but the rest of it is actually truth. its not weird to apply tanning lotion to your mom or spoon her when you remember that as a baby you got milk from her breast
2018-10-03 12:10
fucking pervert. DIS GUS TING
2018-10-03 12:14
#43
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Europe pencilvester 
Lmao Its a good laugh tho
2018-10-03 12:12
#29
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Sweden plikz 
I had boner all the the time and everywhere from the age of 12-18 so alot of awkward moments for me Q_Q
2018-10-03 11:46
I dunno what kinda dumb question is that
2018-10-03 11:57
#36
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Netherlands @Deji 
2018-10-03 12:07
#38
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Denmark VeryDanishGuy 
got one while reading a book in a bus lol
2018-10-03 12:08
#40
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United Kingdom dv-_- 
Susan Boyles Audition
2018-10-03 12:09
#42
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Norway rogueplayer 
When I was lying down prone to dry drill magazine swap I got a boner because the floor was cold, my whole unit was laughing when I stood up lmao
2018-10-03 12:11
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