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Girl problem [18+]
MrFuckYou | 
Ukraine FerrariPeek 
It's not really 18+ but w/e. So i really like girl but she doesn't give a fly f*ck about my attention. I need advice(s) hltv alfas <3
2018-10-08 21:57
#1
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
sex her
2018-10-08 21:58
+1 worked for me
2018-10-08 21:58
thanks but unreal rn
2018-10-08 21:58
#9
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
Show dick and sexer her promise me biggest playboy in estonia
2018-10-08 21:59
#38
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Norway Stpenguino 
no no no. drunk her then sex her ;)
2018-10-08 22:10
+1
2018-10-08 22:23
#66
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Germany RobiDable 
Drug* her then sex her ;) Aka Bill Cosplay tactic
2018-10-08 22:25
#71
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
-1 retarded tactic makes women retarded
2018-10-08 22:34
cosby
2018-10-10 16:50
#155
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Germany RobiDable 
LMAO what a stupid typo from me xd ty
2018-10-10 21:35
#70
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
Both work but don't drug cuz women can go crazy
2018-10-08 22:34
#75
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Germany RobiDable 
Yo, i meant it to be a joke. But i think you sir have a bit too much experience with it?
2018-10-08 22:46
#79
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
Ye just a bit u know bro
2018-10-08 22:51
#82
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Germany RobiDable 
Didnt know that Bill hangs on HLTV but hello
2018-10-08 22:52
#83
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
I don't own McDonalds
2018-10-08 22:54
#112
cR4zY | 
Myanmar xdcc 
Talking from experience? xaxaxa
2018-10-09 22:21
#115
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
Why do everyone think that is it that obvious ?
2018-10-09 22:29
#116
cR4zY | 
Myanmar xdcc 
1. Advice on a dodgy subject. Bonus points for writing informally (makes it seem like a joke on a downside). 2. "Both work" "cuz woman can go crazy" imply personal experience. 3. "cuz woman can go crazy" implies that you don't care. As opposed to "it's morally wrong and you will go to jail" If you need more consultations feel free to contact psychologist Mathias "MSL" Lauridsen.
2018-10-09 22:39
#125
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
3rd one didn't mean it like that but yeah i get it :D
2018-10-10 13:41
they are even crazy without drugs
2018-10-10 16:55
#156
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
If you can handle them no worries ;)
2018-10-11 13:58
jesss
2018-10-10 16:46
#14
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Slovakia VladO.  
+1
2018-10-08 22:00
#77
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Syria SyrianViking 
Solution nr 1 HLTV
2018-10-08 22:49
#80
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
always
2018-10-08 22:51
#101
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Poland HTMFS 
It's not rape if she won't refuse.
2018-10-09 22:07
#114
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
This man knows stuff.
2018-10-09 22:29
hltv and girl lol
2018-10-08 21:58
how don't you get banned? Srsly :D
2018-10-08 21:58
lol wtf
2018-10-08 21:59
Sweden boys doesnt like girls
2018-10-08 22:24
#129
Nans | 
Europe IANpUk 
DAMN
2018-10-10 14:45
#5
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Poland FitPolak 
>Get along with her female friends >Don't be needy And if you're shy, you just need to improve your personality
2018-10-08 21:58
I mean, i'm pretty sure i'm smart enough overall, not genius but you know :D And i'm pretty shy when it come to girls, feelsbadman. Thanks btw my Poland friend <3
2018-10-08 22:00
#22
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Poland FitPolak 
Just talk to as many people as you can, say hi to everyone. Its a good start man, I was shy too as a youngster, put in work and you gonna make it. Cheers
2018-10-08 22:02
Thanks. Good luck btw :D
2018-10-08 22:04
Don't do that, you'll look like a creep and it's useless advice.
2018-10-10 16:49
How did you manage to overcome it?
2018-10-08 22:05
#58
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Poland FitPolak 
That was a gradual process. Back in the days when I was 16, I couldn't say a word to a girl without stuttering, basically spend whole day nerding on PC. One day when I watched Youtube this video of Ukrainian Calisthenic guy poped up: youtube.com/watch?v=NYhfvgiJ5fg and I just wanted to be like him. Started my first year of training with Calisthenics and learned a lot of dieting. My muscles became more sharper and visible, so people noticed it too. Then get obsessed with improvements, attended a lot of school events, started to say hi to everyone, hold conversation for a bit longer than 2 minutes. So in summary: Find passion to enjoy your life Be happy and approachable Just talk to as many people as you can Say hi to everyone you know Understand you won't beat your shyness overnight it took me a 3 solid years to overcome it.
2018-10-08 22:22
Thanks for the long answer, appreciate it man. Dzieki wielkie, mieszkam zagranica i okropnie od wtedy mi spadla pewnosc siebie. Jestem troche w podobnej sytuacji jakiej byles. Sprobuje, dzieki wielkie jeszcze raz <3
2018-10-08 22:36
#105
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Poland HTMFS 
Yeah... But if I would be popular, get hobby, my body would look better and overall I would be awesome person, why I should talking to some girls?
2018-10-09 22:11
#128
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Poland FitPolak 
I don't understand what you mean
2018-10-10 14:41
#130
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Poland HTMFS 
If you're quite awesome you don't need girl any more.
2018-10-10 15:03
#131
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Poland FitPolak 
Matter of preference
2018-10-10 16:39
did you say hi to everyone? like you go to bus and started hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi ,hi??? explain
2018-10-08 22:15
Hi to all of his acquaintances, like if he sees them on the road or in a hallway or at a party he’ll casually say hi or start a conversation with them
2018-10-08 22:19
#60
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Poland FitPolak 
This ^
2018-10-08 22:22
#154
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Poland HTMFS 
Fuck this I always wait until they say hi to me.
2018-10-10 17:49
#7
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Finland mrboombasticXD 
Not worth your time
2018-10-08 21:59
#8
arT | 
Brazil s1ng 
If she doesn't care about you, why bother?
2018-10-08 21:59
+1
2018-10-10 16:51
#10
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Portugal RKO23 
i love how much insight you give us.
2018-10-08 21:59
#12
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Ukraine kek1 
Just gave up,and find other one which will give you more attention.
2018-10-08 22:00
But i don't want to, i mean, it's not like i can just switch between girls, hope you got my point
2018-10-08 22:01
#37
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Ukraine kek1 
Then why you need someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you?
2018-10-08 22:10
i don't want to means i don't want to switch this girl and if i have chance try to make it out :D
2018-10-08 22:12
#42
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Ukraine kek1 
Then try to speak with her maybe you will be lucky and everything will be ok Btw gl
2018-10-08 22:13
thanks, you too mate :D ti otkuda kstati? xd
2018-10-08 22:16
#76
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Ukraine kek1 
C kyiva
2018-10-08 22:48
ya s poznyakov, a ti? xd
2018-10-08 22:54
#88
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Ukraine kek1 
c goloseevki
2018-10-09 09:03
Ya shas Na vasilkovskoy, priezjay kappa
2018-10-09 09:42
#93
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Ukraine kek1 
lol
2018-10-09 10:53
kek, pivka pop'ete, nauchish ego kak devok ceplyat' :)
2018-10-10 16:43
#134
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Ukraine kek1 
mojno xd
2018-10-10 16:44
dont go, he looks forward to sex you
2018-10-10 16:58
xD
2018-10-10 16:52
#15
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Slovakia VladO.  
#1
2018-10-08 22:00
#16
oskar | 
Czech Republic grabasz 
Dont give a fuck
2018-10-08 22:00
As great future said in his famous ballad mask off "Chase a cheque never chase a bitch"
2018-10-08 22:00
+12003430259
2018-10-10 16:52
great ballad
2018-10-10 16:55
#18
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France France98123 
get money + muslces + inteligence, ez girl, thank me later
2018-10-08 22:01
so i need first and second, thanks xd
2018-10-08 22:02
all you actually need is respect and confidence, that french guy only believes in myths
2018-10-09 22:05
just joking xd
2018-10-09 22:08
#110
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Poland HTMFS 
It's way much easier to get a girl, so don't worry you need only rope and hammer. It's good if you have some basement then you can have girlfriend. And who knows maybe she will get Stockholm syndrome and you will become marriage.
2018-10-09 22:16
Well i don't have basement, i mean, i had no idea what 'love' means. When i say love i mean hormones and other stuff. I never had smth like that before and i'm not shy overall, it's pretty easy to communicate til i stay infront of her ;D
2018-10-09 23:28
#120
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Poland HTMFS 
Yeah... it's better to be behind her, cause you won't damage her face with hammer, also she doesn't see u so u can take her by surprise. U know how to strike with hammer properly?
2018-10-09 23:33
yes i learned it 6 y.o when i punched other kid when he stealed my car toy
2018-10-09 23:34
#123
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Poland HTMFS 
just try not to make hole in her head, cause the brain is everywhere and its get messy, also you wont be able to show her to your parents with that hole. they figure it out, and you will be forced to do something with them, i keep main also in basement. But that kinda shitty cause my cellar is kinda small i can get there max 4 people.
2018-10-09 23:37
#20
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Bulgaria Jaganci 
know ur limits i mean if u look like peter dinklage she is the selena gomez kind just give up but if u actually thing there is an actual chance then try to impress her or smtn or just rape her already
2018-10-08 22:01
last advice is good but i'm too shy for it, unlukko. I mean i obv can't rate her objectively, but what about me, i'm pretty medium, not perfect for sure but not ugly so idk, for me she looks amazing, unlukko
2018-10-08 22:03
money should work aswell
2018-10-08 22:03
Ronaldo didn't pay enough seemsl like.
2018-10-10 16:53
#158
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Argentina Lokoxx60 
+8
2018-10-11 14:11
#32
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Spain VIKTORAL 
wtf man girls dont care about aspect they want strong, protective man who can assure their children its in their dna FACE ISNT IMPORTANT
2018-10-08 22:07
#39
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Bulgaria Jaganci 
Wtf r u living in communism
2018-10-08 22:11
#45
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Spain VIKTORAL 
im living in real world, where biology is far more important than feelings or face its real facts real life as soon as u realize this better chance to live an easy life
2018-10-08 22:15
He's actually right. One girl from my class who is 9/10 had a boyfriend who looked like the typical man - short hair, pretty average face and appearence overall. He looked dumb to me and by different sources he really is kinda dumb but she still found something attractive in him.
2018-10-10 16:56
$$$ = girl attention
2018-10-08 22:04
attention to $, always have to end your thought :D
2018-10-08 22:05
Not always, i can tell you right now with money you will also gain other things, like confidence and power ( more freedom). And remember money does not buy Happyness but without money u cant buy shit.
2018-10-08 22:37
#27
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Netherlands AntiGrease 
Give up on her, if she doesn’t want your attention, she doesn’t deserve any more attention from you. Instead you should spend that on someone who’s actually interested in you.
2018-10-08 22:07
+1
2018-10-08 22:06
#30
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nah man philosophy of life by VIKTORAL: Get urself an average 6-7/10 girl, who is kind and good with u, also with a decent personality this way u will find happiness not always models are the best girls
2018-10-08 22:06
I mean, my taste is pretty specific, i don't really try to find model you know, i just don't know how to explain it, like, everyone have some kind of girls he like but for me somehow it's so rare to find girl i really like, not model or whore, just taste xd
2018-10-08 22:08
#43
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Spain VIKTORAL 
man if u like that girl just go talk to her girls are made for reproduction man search ass, tits and face in girls (each one of this parts, the betyer we think it looks, it means the easier it is to have kids with) girls search in man strength, confidence and overall alpha who can assure their kids by instinct she will go with that male human biology is ez go to talk with her, try to spend time with her and know her go to a date talk even more bullshit and go to the real part, where u both love each other if step 1 doesnt work, u are fckin alpha male, go find another female u like
2018-10-08 22:14
lol last part sounds so funny from first read :D but thanks for advice, good luck bro
2018-10-08 22:17
#52
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Spain VIKTORAL 
yea man BE THE MAN ALPHA
2018-10-08 22:19
can't agree more, on the other hand, it's hard to find that 7\10 girl that fits your perfectly :S
2018-10-10 16:45
#147
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nah it isnt as long as u search well, and get a little bit of luck, u are gonna find a person u can spend ur life with
2018-10-10 16:54
just bet on north
2018-10-08 22:07
kkk
2018-10-08 22:08
#62
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Belarus c0mmi3 
against*
2018-10-08 22:24
tell her ur lesbian
2018-10-08 22:09
gay*
2018-10-08 22:13
gey*
2018-10-09 22:07
#44
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Russia Praeter 
pay to her for the sex
2018-10-08 22:14
k, but probably won't work
2018-10-08 22:18
#56
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Russia Praeter 
i'm sure it will, 5-6k hryvnias will be enough
2018-10-08 22:21
nu ya bomj((
2018-10-08 22:22
#64
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Belarus c0mmi3 
go skinems9 togda xD
2018-10-08 22:24
#65
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Russia Praeter 
porabotay nemnogo i pitaysya mivinoy tol'ko
2018-10-08 22:25
ponyal, spasibo za edvaysi))
2018-10-08 22:55
no girl no problem
2018-10-08 22:17
yea tbh i really know it but still can't do shit with myself, feelsbadman
2018-10-08 22:18
just find another girl. be a man and stop "cry" about girl. "You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
2018-10-08 22:26
#68
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Canada TorontoSucks 
grab her arm, pull her into the male washroom, show her your dick. Half the time it will work if your dick is big
2018-10-08 22:30
Do something spectacular to get her attention :)
2018-10-08 22:31
why would she care about your attention if she isn't even moderately interested. You need to get her to be interested and the easiest way to do so is simply by not wasting time and trying to ask her out face-to-face. Might advise you first figure out whether she is single or not.
2018-10-08 22:40
this is what I was about to suggest, but u stole my brain or something?
2018-10-08 22:50
Step 1: Be bold ask her out Step 2: Get ur ass kicked Step 3: Go on the server Step 4: Find a game Step 5: Get 4 ruskies Step 6: Get cancer and rip
2018-10-08 22:51
Error 404; You're one of this russians Error 404
2018-10-09 09:43
Nope, I am not. But wish I were. Their natashas are better than our geishas
2018-10-09 21:43
I said it about myself ;D
2018-10-09 21:50
#86
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Lithuania rohall 
Just go straight up and ask her. No point of chasing a girl for ages just to find out that she doesn't like you. Get the shit over with quickly, you'll feel better in the end.
2018-10-08 22:56
#87
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Norway namsayin 
you want her attention? easy. take a loan and flash some money in her face, and there you got her attetion super fast.
2018-10-08 22:58
Reported.
2018-10-09 09:15
no girl - no problem
2018-10-09 09:48
#96
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United States hellboy^ 
rape
2018-10-09 21:51
are u friends already or not ? if you never really talked where do you know her from need some more informations ma friend to help you ? if you are already friends just ask her out eitehr it will be a yes or a no if she says yes just be yourself because wehn she said yes she likes to spend time with you just like you are if she says no there are other girls man you will get over her just dont be afraid to ask
2018-10-09 21:59
#98
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Ukraine mortydefiled 
y oxymirona ne buvaet problem s telkami, takwo ne pizdi
2018-10-09 22:00
blyat hayp na hltv delayu vse ok
2018-10-09 22:08
#107
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Ukraine mortydefiled 
ladno-ladno, yda4i
2018-10-09 22:14
no voobwe ya feyk, ti tok ne rasstraivaysa
2018-10-09 23:23
#124
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Ukraine mortydefiled 
da 9 znau, on je ne s ukrainu, tak 4to 9 srazy pon9l
2018-10-10 01:29
krasava dadya!
2018-10-10 14:03
#99
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Russia ttteaser 
ignore her yourself, be a man !
2018-10-09 22:03
#106
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Portugal YANRAZA 
Rape her. worked for Ronaldo lul
2018-10-09 22:12
#113
cR4zY | 
Myanmar xdcc 
I'm struggling on step 2 with paying $375,000. Can you help out?
2018-10-09 22:24
#160
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Portugal YANRAZA 
You don't need to pay her if you kill her
2018-10-11 18:00
is she single? if not, dont expect anything good
2018-10-09 22:14
#109
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Poland MokSu 
You just need to be talkative and have interesting stories... If u want to go on some parties good on you will be if u could dance. Just by yourself, don't act person who u ain't be. Good if u will smooth speak , that also + + + . That's all really. Hope you will get from this situation with happy end :)
2018-10-09 22:16
thanks my friend, kinda easy when you read it til some moment, and worst thing is that it's easy to communicate for me overall, i had no problem with it before, but when i stay infront of her somehow it leaves, unlukko
2018-10-09 23:30
#111
zorte | 
Russia yuko^^ 
come to her and say i will rekt u in MM, worked 4 my bf
2018-10-09 22:17
fuck her dad
2018-10-09 23:33
#127
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France uNLmofo 
asking advice about a girl on HLTV...
2018-10-10 14:06
Dont give her any attention and move on. Obviously she isnt interested/you are trying too hard
2018-10-10 16:40
You are Oxxxymiron, just fuck her.
2018-10-10 16:46
don't listen russkyboy they just know how to beat women :o
2018-10-10 16:49
haHAA
2018-10-10 16:52
#145
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Lithuania arres 
post a pictures of her and you so that people would know if it's even worth giving advice
2018-10-10 16:53
#152
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China bigvoe 
dont be a sucker man , there r fxkin alot of girls!
2018-10-10 17:00
dont force it
2018-10-10 17:00
#157
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Mexico LEWORb 
She's not into you, move on
2018-10-11 14:00
#159
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United States BLNDSPT 
she isnt into you, nothing you can do bro :DD
2018-10-11 14:43
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