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Japan v0dzilla 
Actually expect 0 answers from HLTV :)
2018-10-11 13:00
First
2018-10-11 13:01
#6
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Japan v0dzilla 
shox fan=99%french french=99%not global have a nice day
2018-10-11 13:04
#13
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Faroe Islands memento_1 
global is like 1% so
2018-10-11 13:06
#154
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France LaBaNaN 
lmao u r right, he's such a tard
2018-10-12 09:07
I’m dutch.
2018-10-11 13:34
#69
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Japan v0dzilla 
dutch fan of shox? kek
2018-10-11 13:38
u must be mg1 lmao
2018-10-11 13:44
#77
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Japan v0dzilla 
better than you
2018-10-11 13:45
okay show me your faceit rank then in EU
2018-10-11 14:58
#93
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Japan v0dzilla 
I don't want
2018-10-11 15:26
okay then im better
2018-10-12 11:33
the fact that you call faceit level '' rank'' makes me doubt [x]
2018-10-12 15:27
#200
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Sweden LimeyGaming 
To be fair, noone even counts levels/ranks. Show elo. eksde.
2018-10-12 16:22
what i meant with rank is rank in EU not level
2018-10-15 12:49
He must be a teenager who hit puberty and tries to make his voice count. Feeling all cool and stuff.
2018-10-11 14:52
Yes. Why is that a problem kid?
2018-10-11 14:51
#94
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Japan v0dzilla 
Sorry, don't know the answer
2018-10-11 15:27
so then you should stfu right ?
2018-10-11 16:37
#124
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Japan v0dzilla 
you have rage issues, relax
2018-10-11 16:46
#112
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Ukraine mple 
shox overrated
2018-10-11 16:36
So you can't be fan of a player who is overrated according to people ? Nice logic
2018-10-11 16:59
he didnt say it ? he said that shox is overrated, do you have some read problem ?
2018-10-13 04:21
I guess you have some problem with reading? I asked him why it’s a problem i’m a fan of shox. Maybe read the entire thread instead of 2 comments and interfere. Mong
2018-10-13 08:38
b8ed
2018-10-13 15:20
Lol. Weak bait. Lowlife
2018-10-13 17:44
henlo
2018-10-11 14:18
so he is 0,9801% not global quick maf
2018-10-11 15:01
#113
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Ukraine mple 
+1
2018-10-11 16:37
actually this is probability without % need to multiply by 100 to get % I just noticed mistake
2018-10-11 16:50
#133
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Ukraine mple 
Oh wait you're right I'm tired af
2018-10-11 16:51
#198
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Hungary dum_BEST 
wrong, you assumed that everyone that isnt french is 100% global (also 98.01% but you seem to have corrected that)
2018-10-12 15:29
yez
2018-10-12 16:20
#215
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Macau fAKEEEE 
NAVI FAN OMEGALUL
2018-10-13 04:46
#220
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Japan v0dzilla 
at least tier 1, g2? tier 7 if they have a good day
2018-10-15 10:14
#237
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Macau fAKEEEE 
Navi it is like tier10 LOL
2018-10-15 19:19
#238
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Japan v0dzilla 
navi was never tier 10 since 2009
2018-10-16 00:21
Cs is dead
2018-10-11 13:01
#3
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Denmark Mah1 
new maps cancer
2018-10-11 13:02
#4
Sweden hoey 
dont play them then
2018-10-11 13:03
DoNt plAy tHeM tHeN
2018-10-11 13:03
#68
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Finland ebinzzi 
are you retarded or what's the problem?
2018-10-11 13:37
there is no problem officer
2018-10-11 13:41
#8
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Denmark Mah1 
i wanna play Canals my fav map since 1.5 but its in the same group as the new maps so its impossible to play it since everyone votes for the same 2 degenerate maps
2018-10-11 13:04
#10
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Japan v0dzilla 
play vs Bots at least you can get some frags Have a nice day
2018-10-11 13:06
#15
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Denmark Mah1 
if that really a case for someone then its you since u give such advice
2018-10-11 13:07
gotem
2018-10-11 13:40
this is an international site, please write your comments in english
2018-10-17 11:28
#189
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Slovakia Nemesis97 
hmmmm, do i smell something burned in here??
2018-10-12 13:54
0/8
2018-10-13 04:22
Sub zero is nice and should be added to mm. Biome is fun but maybe too big for competitive play
2018-10-11 14:53
biome is very small ?
2018-10-11 15:48
#155
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Denmark Xipingu 
Wat. Too big? It’s small af lul
2018-10-12 09:10
It seemed big somehow... Way too many ways to get to a bombsite. But subzero is awesome
2018-10-12 09:11
#159
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Denmark Xipingu 
Subzero is, yes. I think they should cut their shitty “ONLY 11 MAPS IN TOTAL COMP POOL HURR DURR LUL” attitude and give diversion a chance again by rolling in 5-6 community maps. I don’t care about operations, just the maps.
2018-10-12 09:15
I like operations. I got drops worth ~ 250€ :D
2018-10-12 09:22
#173
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Denmark Xipingu 
Bloody hell, gz! :D biggest drop I got was a hand cannon deag xD
2018-10-12 11:59
I got the ak hydroponic 2 or 3 times, m4 hot rod and some other stuff. Last week I got mp7 fade in fn for like 20€ I really hope they will release a new operation soon, I'm always lucky somehow :D
2018-10-12 12:07
What is global is it higher than silver 6
2018-10-11 13:04
#9
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Japan v0dzilla 
yes
2018-10-11 13:05
I am not global but I came anyways - rekt -
2018-10-11 13:06
#18
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Malaysia byaIi 
+1
2018-10-11 13:08
#19
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Japan v0dzilla 
I'm the only global in hltv tbh
2018-10-11 13:08
no, i am
2018-10-11 14:52
#136
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
no i am
2018-10-11 16:56
no u
2018-10-13 04:24
reset ranks pls, too many shit globls
2018-10-11 13:06
+1
2018-10-11 13:07
#16
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Japan v0dzilla 
mad cause can't get out of silver 2
2018-10-11 13:07
ye ok japanese guy nice scene u have
2018-10-11 13:08
#20
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Japan v0dzilla 
at least we have anime and robots, what do you have Moldavia?
2018-10-11 13:09
not much(
2018-10-11 13:09
#23
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Japan v0dzilla 
Damn, I said it as a joke man, don't get sad Pretty sure Moldavia has great stuff....
2018-10-11 13:10
maybe, im sorry what i said mr japan
2018-10-11 13:11
thank u
2018-10-11 13:12
thank you
2018-10-12 09:30
thank you
2018-10-12 10:23
ty you
2018-10-13 04:25
#24
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Ukraine kek1 
Atleast they have a corruption
2018-10-11 13:10
EYYYYYYYYYYYYY i'm Global it's not that rare :/
2018-10-11 13:09
#26
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Japan v0dzilla 
lie
2018-10-11 13:11
#44
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Japan v0dzilla 
keylogger
2018-10-11 13:16
You're welcome :P
2018-10-11 13:19
Stolen my virginity
2018-10-11 15:30
bitch pleeease you begged me to take it :>
2018-10-11 15:45
Stole my rank
2018-10-12 09:31
running n gunning with a deagle style... drip drip <3
2018-10-12 11:25
}{ triple x
2018-10-12 16:49
naaaaaw i had an X before XXX was a thing.. ahead of the game ;)
2018-10-13 00:43
Ahead of the game but still behind the monitor hehe
2018-10-13 04:17
#25
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Denmark AircraftPilot 
global is shit every russian kid who looks at the ground can get global people are decent if they have 2700+ elo
2018-10-11 13:10
#27
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Japan v0dzilla 
never seen ruski global, all stuck at dmg
2018-10-11 13:11
#29
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Denmark AircraftPilot 
i bet you are some ukrainian anime kid
2018-10-11 13:11
#32
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Japan v0dzilla 
fan of navi = ukrainian xD german logic working since 1941
2018-10-11 13:13
#34
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Denmark AircraftPilot 
ashamed to reveal your real flag 3rd worlder ?
2018-10-11 13:13
#53
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Germany felo 
This is why people hate NaVi fans
2018-10-11 13:22
#54
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Denmark AircraftPilot 
nobody hates navi fans what are you talking about ?
2018-10-11 13:22
you're so wrong
2018-10-11 14:18
#157
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Denmark Xipingu 
Everybody hates Na’Vi fans.
2018-10-12 09:11
Who's Navi?
2018-10-12 09:31
but why is this coming from an ENCE fan
2018-10-13 04:31
#117
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Ukraine mple 
Well I bet you're some Nazi ukrainian kid
2018-10-11 16:39
#74
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Russia skipster 
Hey there Globals are shit btw
2018-10-11 13:43
#76
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Japan v0dzilla 
says every player that never reached global xD
2018-10-11 13:45
#158
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Denmark Xipingu 
+1
2018-10-12 09:12
#168
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Russia skipster 
imgur.com/a/lBoqHFW I HAVE JUST RANKED UP HAHAHAHAHAH
2018-10-12 11:11
#172
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Japan v0dzilla 
keylogger
2018-10-12 11:55
#31
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Poland VanLiden 
All the cheaters are also globals and some of them to look more real call themselves supremes . Every time u play with a cheater they say : im global or im supreme , check my 2nd account :D
2018-10-11 13:13
#33
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Japan v0dzilla 
sorry polish friend, for you everyone is global
2018-10-11 13:13
#35
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Poland VanLiden 
For u ukrainians scene even Polish are globals , rekt af.
2018-10-11 13:20
#37
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Japan v0dzilla 
true :(
2018-10-11 13:15
#118
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Ukraine mple 
For shitsha everyone with a functioning arm is global rekt
2018-10-11 16:40
Say that in english please
2018-10-12 09:32
understandable, have a nice day
2018-10-12 13:10
That's true. I've had teammates who are rekting the enemy and they say "My main is global" and then when I spec them they are blatantly hacking. Worst part is the other teammates don't usually care because they think it's free rank for them.
2018-10-11 13:24
#101
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Poland VanLiden 
+1
2018-10-11 16:05
Hello! I play matchmaking when we have enough energy to charge laptop. After new update fps sux so much i can not play anymore : (
2018-10-11 13:14
#39
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Japan v0dzilla 
sorry to hear that
2018-10-11 13:15
#239
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Brazil knockera 
why are you replying to yourself?
2018-10-16 00:38
#245
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Japan v0dzilla 
dumb or just pretending?
2018-10-16 11:32
In Japan pro players are max dmg!
2018-10-11 13:15
#41
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Japan v0dzilla 
yugoslavia xD
2018-10-11 13:16
I ranked up again last night after trying to throw the game went 15-15 final score lmao
2018-10-11 13:15
#43
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Japan v0dzilla 
why throw? bad experience for other people
2018-10-11 13:16
I was playing with 2 premades and the 2 randoms deserved it
2018-10-11 13:16
probably true, everyone in hltv already stopped playing MM as they are faceit level 10
2018-10-11 13:17
#49
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Japan v0dzilla 
more like level 3
2018-10-11 13:20
maby yes maby no xddddddddddd
2018-10-11 13:21
#47
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Spain elskio 
MM in 2018 topkek
2018-10-11 13:19
#50
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Japan v0dzilla 
what do you mean spenis?
2018-10-11 13:20
#80
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Spain elskio 
nt fakeflagger
2018-10-11 13:50
Here we are 😎
2018-10-11 13:21
#56
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Japan v0dzilla 
NA global xD so... gn3
2018-10-11 13:23
not from NA my friend. i get MGE on my 10wins.
2018-10-11 14:39
#55
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United States Weskerz 
Im here wassup
2018-10-11 13:23
#57
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Japan v0dzilla 
another NA, guys cmon...
2018-10-11 13:24
#59
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Ukraine kek1 
Yes
2018-10-11 13:25
#60
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Japan v0dzilla 
lier
2018-10-11 13:26
#63
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Ukraine kek1 
Yes
2018-10-11 13:28
#61
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
1st
2018-10-11 13:27
#62
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Japan v0dzilla 
more like....not 1st ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
2018-10-11 13:28
#64
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
61st* mb
2018-10-11 13:29
#65
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Canada Emperor1e 
I was Global, then I stopped playing for a month, came back, now I'm LE and I don't feel like grinding the the game.
2018-10-11 13:31
#70
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Japan v0dzilla 
sure, good excuse :)
2018-10-11 13:38
#104
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Canada Emperor1e 
lol, idk what to do man. Like, I thought I was ready to get back into CS, but I'm just bored of it. Any good game recommendations? Nothing Battle Royale though.
2018-10-11 16:28
#105
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Japan v0dzilla 
Rocket league is fun
2018-10-11 16:28
#106
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Canada Emperor1e 
I've never tried it, might just pick it up thanks. Only connection I have to CS now is watching games.
2018-10-11 16:29
#107
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Japan v0dzilla 
If you pick it up it's much better with controller though, but still fun with K&M but harder
2018-10-11 16:30
#143
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Canada Emperor1e 
Alright good to know, I think I have a spare controller lying around somewhere, thanks again.
2018-10-11 17:10
rocket league is dead
2018-10-13 04:30
#219
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Japan v0dzilla 
maybe in brasiu
2018-10-15 10:13
#67
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Andorra dzr! 
yes im Global Elite 2
2018-10-11 13:36
#71
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Japan v0dzilla 
wait there is global 2 now???!?!111?
2018-10-11 13:38
Useless thread Everyone on hltv is obviously global (Also u cant cheat on vac secured servers)
2018-10-11 13:47
#79
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Japan v0dzilla 
you useless
2018-10-11 13:47
lvl 10 faceit but not global so bai
2018-10-11 14:14
#98
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Japan v0dzilla 
lier
2018-10-11 15:34
faceit.com/en/players/Slaktish- currently supreme in mm cuz i never play it unless its for warmup after not playing for 1-2 months xd
2018-10-12 09:07
#166
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Japan v0dzilla 
not even you xD
2018-10-12 10:18
changed nick from dinolinoxd to slaktish, add the steam account i can prove its me ;p even got some screens with the nick dinolinoxd on my steamxd
2018-10-12 13:07
#177
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Japan v0dzilla 
no, lier
2018-10-12 13:14
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetai.. same steam thats connected to my faceit dinolinoxd was my nick until 2017 now f u
2018-10-12 13:51
#188
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Japan v0dzilla 
will not click on that link, scammer and lier
2018-10-12 13:52
#119
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Ukraine mple 
sweden good at csgo in 2018 pick one
2018-10-11 16:42
#132
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Japan v0dzilla 
one
2018-10-11 16:50
bosnian immigrant we got nikoxd
2018-10-12 09:06
im not global but i came
2018-10-11 14:39
#97
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Japan v0dzilla 
ofc you are not global, NA..
2018-10-11 15:34
there is no tier for japan cs
2018-10-11 17:53
#146
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Japan v0dzilla 
at least when people see a trash play or flash they don't scream "japan flash" xaxa rekt
2018-10-11 17:57
#96
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Japan v0dzilla 
keylogger
2018-10-11 15:33
#121
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Ukraine mple 
best player in albania
2018-10-11 16:43
#144
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Albania blizaardy 
aww ty
2018-10-11 17:11
hello
2018-10-11 16:09
#103
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Japan v0dzilla 
LIER
2018-10-11 16:14
I was global once, it was the best time of my life but queuing up again right afterwards was my downfall.
2018-10-11 16:33
#130
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Japan v0dzilla 
scared of derank?
2018-10-11 16:49
Naaah, I was just trying to be funny.
2018-10-11 19:21
#109
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Finland G0Dteukkab 
who even plays csgo anymore? XD ded game
2018-10-11 16:35
#122
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Ukraine mple 
who even lives in finland anymore? XD ded country
2018-10-11 16:43
#123
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Finland G0Dteukkab 
lool ukraine s1mple fangay
2018-10-11 16:44
i was global 4 years ago since then i never touched any MM cuz i only play hack vs hack servers.
2018-10-11 16:35
#125
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Japan v0dzilla 
deutschland confirmed
2018-10-11 16:47
i am 50rws esea main player
2018-10-11 16:36
#129
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Japan v0dzilla 
don't know how esea works tho
2018-10-11 16:48
#115
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United States Trump2020KAG 
I should be global but only nova 3 so does that count???
2018-10-11 16:37
#126
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Japan v0dzilla 
of course bro :)
2018-10-11 16:47
#116
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Estonia Mrkruvi 
I play Minecraft
2018-10-11 16:38
#128
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Japan v0dzilla 
what about fortnite?
2018-10-11 16:48
#147
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Estonia Mrkruvi 
no, thats edgy
2018-10-11 19:03
sup
2018-10-11 16:43
#127
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Japan v0dzilla 
sup
2018-10-11 16:47
Yo
2018-10-11 16:53
#135
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Japan v0dzilla 
yo
2018-10-11 16:55
What's up
2018-10-11 16:57
#140
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Japan v0dzilla 
nothing much, you bro?
2018-10-11 16:58
I can't say anything bad
2018-10-11 16:59
#160
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Denmark muggge 
WE MAKE A STAND NOW! OR THEY WILL BE NO ONE LEFT TO GO TO THE CHOPPER
2018-10-12 09:21
#138
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Norway Hydropanic^ 
i liek ramen
2018-10-11 16:58
#139
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Japan v0dzilla 
I love it
2018-10-11 16:58
#149
Petra | 
Netherlands taorus 
hello
2018-10-11 19:23
#178
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Japan v0dzilla 
hey bae
2018-10-12 13:15
#150
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Brazil vitinhodelas 
I'm SMFC, It counts?
2018-10-11 19:28
#179
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Japan v0dzilla 
wow you are same rank as coldzera
2018-10-12 13:15
hi
2018-10-11 19:31
#180
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Japan v0dzilla 
hello beautiful
2018-10-12 13:15
#169
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Lithuania Radianas 
Global Elite 2 here plebs
2018-10-12 11:18
#181
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Japan v0dzilla 
when lithuania calls other people plebs xDXXDXDXDXd
2018-10-12 13:16
#187
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Lithuania Radianas 
when fakeflager replies in the comment xDdDAdDdDdDxD
2018-10-12 13:52
#190
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Japan v0dzilla 
konnichiwa, what do you mean?
2018-10-12 13:56
#192
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Lithuania Radianas 
NES TU DAUNAS SUPRATAI?
2018-10-12 14:01
#196
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Japan v0dzilla 
nani?
2018-10-12 15:23
#182
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Sweden Zolity 
Yo
2018-10-12 13:17
#184
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Japan v0dzilla 
waddap
2018-10-12 13:48
#193
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Sweden Zolity 
in school wbu
2018-10-12 14:11
All HLTV users are global wtf
2018-10-12 13:17
#185
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Japan v0dzilla 
no m8
2018-10-12 13:49
global aint shit i got global the 3 times i lost my rank due to inactivity. i just don't get how sometimes it takes ages and sometimes not, even though the wins/loses and performance are pretty much the same
2018-10-12 13:56
#221
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Japan v0dzilla 
lier
2018-10-15 10:14
I got global many times mostly soloQ, I can be very good player but so inconsistent
2018-10-12 14:35
#222
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Japan v0dzilla 
impossible soloQ
2018-10-15 10:14
You gotta play more, I believe that player whose reach global mostly by soloq are great player, especially when they’re ez adapt to teammate or even when joining a team
2018-10-15 12:56
> soloQ > Global pick one. U trynna say you never met derankers, rage quitters, or simply blatant cheaters, which isn't a possibility in 2k18. You kill low skilled players > get reported > face griefers/cheaters cause of trust factor > derank.
2018-10-16 12:41
Of course I met them, but I also saw the in the other team, blatant cheaters are very rare, I never met derankers. My trust factor is very high because I have many games, many skins, many hours, many mm wins, no bans anywhere it doesn't just get low because some shitter reports you.
2018-10-17 00:26
It does
2018-10-17 10:51
hi
2018-10-12 14:44
#223
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Japan v0dzilla 
privet
2018-10-15 10:14
ye
2018-10-12 16:51
#224
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Japan v0dzilla 
ez4ENCE
2018-10-15 10:15
hi
2018-10-13 04:36
#225
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Japan v0dzilla 
SALUT
2018-10-15 10:15
hi
2018-10-13 04:36
#226
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Japan v0dzilla 
EAE GALERA HUEHEUHE
2018-10-15 10:15
KK EAE MEN
2018-10-24 17:20
I'm here
2018-10-13 04:43
#236
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Japan v0dzilla 
only 5 global in denmark are in astralis
2018-10-15 18:07
+1
2018-10-16 12:38
#214
eLUSIVE | 
United States mook_ 
nt everyone on hltv is global
2018-10-13 04:45
#227
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Japan v0dzilla 
except NA
2018-10-15 10:15
#229
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Germany Xantennn 
even my mom is global lmao
2018-10-15 12:50
#234
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Japan v0dzilla 
she's not, she told me xaxaxaxaxa
2018-10-15 18:06
xaxaxaxaxa
2018-10-16 09:57
global lvl 8 faceit. cum at me fags!
2018-10-15 12:51
#233
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Japan v0dzilla 
must be f0xiris guys look here
2018-10-15 18:06
Are Japanes playing csgo too?
2018-10-15 12:55
#235
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Japan v0dzilla 
yes. anime got boring lately
2018-10-15 18:07
Wait, lemme ask you one question about anime. Is anime categorise as film too? Like tv series ??
2018-10-16 09:55
#243
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Japan v0dzilla 
yes you have TV series, movies, specials, OVA's, ONA's etc.
2018-10-16 11:31
I'm silver elite but was global before rank shift
2018-10-16 09:59
#244
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Japan v0dzilla 
no way
2018-10-16 11:31
I'm not bad but my teammates in every match
2018-10-16 12:13
#246
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Sweden SkrrSkrr1 
Faceit lvl 10 has to count right? ;)
2018-10-16 11:39
#247
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Japan v0dzilla 
95% sure you never went over lvl6
2018-10-16 11:41
#248
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Sweden SkrrSkrr1 
Im lvl 10, i promise
2018-10-16 11:41
#249
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Japan v0dzilla 
proof or didn't happen
2018-10-16 11:42
#251
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Sweden SkrrSkrr1 
faceit.com/en/players/1wez 6 loss streak doe :( Feelsbadman
2018-10-16 12:20
wrecked globals countless times, still mge lol.
2018-10-16 12:38
#259
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Japan v0dzilla 
sure bratan
2018-10-25 18:02
Not anymore lol i ranked up. Just needed a decent team.
2018-10-25 20:00
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