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Europe Omi_ffs 
tldr: i live in germany since 2015 and i go to school here, german class (logical) so i speak german quiet good and there's a girl in my class who came from Croatia and she lives in germany since 2014 but i just can't attract to her for some reason, there was no difficulty to attract to girls before, but now i just can't catch her when she's alone and i just don't want to go to them when there is like 5-6 other girls idk if i should speak with her through whatsapp or nah , it's better in person i think
2018-10-16 17:01
i expected that tldr to be the first line lmao
2018-10-16 17:03
dont want to write a life story
2018-10-16 17:04
alright, invade croatia
2018-10-16 17:05
fair enough
2018-10-16 17:06
#2
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Finland sadmen 
find out what she thinks about u men
2018-10-16 17:03
+1 this guy knows what he says. Wouldn't say 'men' otherwise.
2018-10-16 17:18
#3
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Denmark Mah1 
thats not tldr lul
2018-10-16 17:03
still better than a book i wrote it so long because everybody can understand that xd
2018-10-16 17:04
sex her
2018-10-16 17:05
it will work for sure
2018-10-16 17:08
just speak croatian with her
2018-10-16 17:09
shit on her so no one can have her RULES OF NATURE BABY!
2018-10-16 17:13
easy overnight in a police station
2018-10-16 17:14
piss on the police officer too so you can have him too
2018-10-16 17:15
ez 5 years in prison.
2018-10-16 17:41
ha get fcked ı can piss on judge too
2018-10-16 17:52
you must have no fear dude.
2018-10-16 17:54
im in silivri prison right now it didnt worked someone must have pissed on them before
2018-10-16 17:56
#37
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Brazil TemerOmito 
piss on the jail
2018-10-16 17:52
ez way to be murdered by other criminals.
2018-10-16 17:54
#14
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Germany HRP_ls_Boring 
tl;dr
2018-10-16 17:17
bitches move in herds get used to it
2018-10-16 17:18
Just go up to here and talk to her if you are shy start texting with her But don’t just ask her like what’s up you need some topic that is interesting to her something you know she likes where you can talk about
2018-10-16 17:18
i don't really want to text her but they're moving in fucking herds so its impossible to talk to her eye to eye
2018-10-16 17:38
Have you got any friends in common if yes maybe tell him/her and he/she can help you
2018-10-16 17:39
maybe u never try to attract some balkan girl, (slavic) so, dont be surprised
2018-10-16 17:21
send her a dick pic
2018-10-16 17:22
Kidnap her in a van and then do what you want with her.
2018-10-16 17:24
say to her in croatian:Ja se tebi svidjam a ti meni(it is pronaunced like Ja=starts like yes just say ya se= send withoud nd ; tebi= te=terrifaying without rrifaying and bi= be svidjam= svi=swift without ft djam= jam a = is like first latter of annoying ti=tilted without lted meni= me=men without n ni= need without d it s charming joke it works some times maybe it will impress her that u said that in croatian..
2018-10-16 17:33
#22
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Serbia dekizh =DD 
yeah sure, great way to end up in a friendzone cuz FUNNY GUY :D
2018-10-16 17:35
deki druze daj neki bolje savjet ako imas bolje da proba nego da je gleda iz coska ko pacenik...
2018-10-16 17:40
#23
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Mexico LEWORb 
TL;DR is when you actually wrote the whole story and then you gave the brief in the TL;DR. If you want to start saying that you are only giving the basis of the story you can use "Long story short"
2018-10-16 17:37
if i write the whole story then it would be way longer, but you're right
2018-10-16 17:39
#34
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Mexico LEWORb 
Oh, yeah, I get that
2018-10-16 17:50
#29
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United States NO_BUG_NO_BIG 
Go up to her and say some wild shit like, I'm that gorilla dick daddy god, I make dyke pussy wet.
2018-10-16 17:42
lol
2018-10-16 17:43
The secret is simple. If you are attractive as a man, you don't need those "tricks" or other shitty advices about how to start your conversation. You can just come to her and say "Hello!" with a smile and she might fall in love with you. But if you are not attractive as a man, you have 0 confidence and other shit, then you can use ANY TRICKS, but they won't help you. At least they won't help you for long term. There is no need to be "bad guy" or to be a "pick-up'er" who use tricks. You might be just a man with good self-esteem. That's what they need. And please, don't act like she is a miracle or something like that. She is a girl, you are a man. Girls need men even more than men need girls so relax... Even if she won't like you, don't be upset, there are tons of other women which might fall in love with you and you might fall in love with them.
2018-10-16 17:45
thanks, but this doesn't help me , i don't need any of those tricks and tips , i have confidence , she's a human too , i just don't know how should i attract to her when they're moving in herds literally and i can't catch her outside of these herds and i don't know if i should text her or just do try to do it in person
2018-10-16 17:49
First of all, why you scare those "herds" so much? You can just come to her and her "herd", but speak ONLY with her. I mean you can say "hi everyone" if you want, but YOU ARE F*CKING MAN. You don't need to be scared of other people... You want this girl so just show that, but don't be cocky or retarded. You might show it in a beautiful way. Just come to her and her friends and speak with her... It'\s OK to speak with a girl which you like. It's more weird when you are scared af and you want typing texts and other shit. I'm 100% she will find you much more attractive if you would speak with her without any fear of her "herd". Don't be scared of her, her "herd" or their opinions. Just be a simple and confident man who does what he likes...
2018-10-16 17:53
#33
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Turkey Taylannnnn 
this is what you say: "hey guurl we are both relatively new to this new and strange environment so lets sex" and she will drop her panties immediately and you can start fucking her right then and there
2018-10-16 17:50
well the environment isn't that new, we've been here for years now
2018-10-16 17:51
#38
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Turkey Taylannnnn 
3 and 4 years isnt that long, but you both moving there is something you have in common so this is something to start a conversation
2018-10-16 17:52
try to use insect repellent on you. maybe the flies around you will eventually go and that girl will get closer to you
2018-10-16 17:54
excuse me, what the fuck
2018-10-16 17:55
you want to fuck? not my problem mate, cant help you
2018-10-16 17:55
#46
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Maldives Warslut69 
Stalk her relentlessly and then show her how much you love her when time comes dude
2018-10-16 17:58
Pretty girls are rarely alone, waiting for her to be alone could take a while. The fastest method is to go to her group, smile and say hi, give your name and ask if you can talk to her. If they laugh (which is likely, it's often due to nervousness and/or excitement, it's rarely personal, so don't take it that way), just wait patiently until they quiet down for her to give an answer. If she says yes, good for you. If she says no, just reply that it's fine, that you think she looks great and that you wanted to get to know her, but that you understand and that she knows where to find you if she changes her mind (even if she doesn't know, it's irrelevant, the point is to let her know you're still interested), wish them all a good day and leave. It's likely that she will talk to you later on. People often act a bit differently in groups, so sometimes it's hard for a girl to agree to leave their group for a 1 to 1 talk, it doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't want to she may just think too much of what her group may think of her, which is why it's useless to insist in any way on first contact, you just want her attention, and regardless of her answer, as long as you present yourself well and behave well, you will have her attention. Doesn't mean it'll work out, but it's the first step. It could go very differently based on how the group decides to interact with you, do not ignore her friends, she values them and they value her, if you ignore them you'll get both her and the group against you in the end. Treat her friends as you would treat any stranger: be cordial and genuine. If things go badly (which is unlikely), just take your leave politely and quietly, you don't want a scene. Good luck.
2018-10-16 18:18
people act differently in groups most of the times, thats what the problem is, but thanks it was helpful
2018-10-16 18:20
They do, but it's not that important for first contact, the main goal is to have her attention and that she knows you're interested. Talking to her alone is a bonus at this point, and it can come later on. If she's interested it'll happen sooner or later anyway.
2018-10-16 18:25
#48
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Russia og_loc 
Just sex her
2018-10-16 18:14
Just have sexual intercouse with her!
2018-10-16 18:22
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