i expected that tldr to be the first line lmao
find out what she thinks about u men
just speak croatian with her
shit on her so no one can have her
RULES OF NATURE BABY!
bitches move in herds get used to it
Just go up to here and talk to her if you are shy start texting with her
But don’t just ask her like what’s up you need some topic that is interesting to her something you know she likes where you can talk about
maybe u never try to attract some balkan girl, (slavic) so, dont be surprised
Kidnap her in a van and then do what you want with her.
say to her in croatian:Ja se tebi svidjam a ti meni(it is pronaunced like Ja=starts like yes just say ya
se= send withoud nd ;
tebi= te=terrifaying without rrifaying and bi= be
svidjam= svi=swift without ft djam= jam
a = is like first latter of annoying
ti=tilted without lted
meni= me=men without n ni= need without d
it s charming joke it works some times maybe it will impress her that u said that in croatian..
TL;DR is when you actually wrote the whole story and then you gave the brief in the TL;DR.
If you want to start saying that you are only giving the basis of the story you can use "Long story short"
Go up to her and say some wild shit like, I'm that gorilla dick daddy god, I make dyke pussy wet.
The secret is simple. If you are attractive as a man, you don't need those "tricks" or other shitty advices about how to start your conversation. You can just come to her and say "Hello!" with a smile and she might fall in love with you. But if you are not attractive as a man, you have 0 confidence and other shit, then you can use ANY TRICKS, but they won't help you. At least they won't help you for long term.
There is no need to be "bad guy" or to be a "pick-up'er" who use tricks. You might be just a man with good self-esteem. That's what they need.
And please, don't act like she is a miracle or something like that. She is a girl, you are a man. Girls need men even more than men need girls so relax... Even if she won't like you, don't be upset, there are tons of other women which might fall in love with you and you might fall in love with them.
this is what you say: "hey guurl we are both relatively new to this new and strange environment so lets sex" and she will drop her panties immediately and you can start fucking her right then and there
try to use insect repellent on you. maybe the flies around you will eventually go and that girl will get closer to you
Stalk her relentlessly and then show her how much you love her when time comes dude
Pretty girls are rarely alone, waiting for her to be alone could take a while.
The fastest method is to go to her group, smile and say hi, give your name and ask if you can talk to her. If they laugh (which is likely, it's often due to nervousness and/or excitement, it's rarely personal, so don't take it that way), just wait patiently until they quiet down for her to give an answer.
If she says yes, good for you.
If she says no, just reply that it's fine, that you think she looks great and that you wanted to get to know her, but that you understand and that she knows where to find you if she changes her mind (even if she doesn't know, it's irrelevant, the point is to let her know you're still interested), wish them all a good day and leave. It's likely that she will talk to you later on.
People often act a bit differently in groups, so sometimes it's hard for a girl to agree to leave their group for a 1 to 1 talk, it doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't want to she may just think too much of what her group may think of her, which is why it's useless to insist in any way on first contact, you just want her attention, and regardless of her answer, as long as you present yourself well and behave well, you will have her attention. Doesn't mean it'll work out, but it's the first step.
It could go very differently based on how the group decides to interact with you, do not ignore her friends, she values them and they value her, if you ignore them you'll get both her and the group against you in the end. Treat her friends as you would treat any stranger: be cordial and genuine.
If things go badly (which is unlikely), just take your leave politely and quietly, you don't want a scene.
Just have sexual intercouse with her!