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Your countries "bitch"
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Europe MIBR_NEVER_WON_AGAINST_BIG_LUL 
What country does your country destroy in sports or are famous for rekting them? For Germany its brazil (7-1 and BIG always beating mibr)
2018-10-16 18:34
canada
2018-10-16 18:35
wtf why?
2018-10-16 18:35
*country's
2018-10-18 06:01
#574
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Norway SaltySausage 
everyone in skiing and everyone (except france) in handball. big yeet
2018-10-20 13:28
handball OMEGALUL
2018-10-20 13:30
#577
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Norway SaltySausage 
isnt that what its called? or do you just not like the sport
2018-10-20 13:51
#646
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Poland Vissi 
handball? XDDD
2018-10-21 11:08
#647
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Poland Vissi 
2018-10-21 11:09
#689
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Norway SaltySausage 
homo
2018-10-22 11:31
NT everybody knows Austria is best at skiing. Jansrud gonna get rekt this year by Hirscher again :)
2018-10-21 11:11
#688
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Norway SaltySausage 
kristoffersen way better than hirscher. and overall norway is the best at skiing with cross country and shit included
2018-10-22 11:31
This is BS. Norway only have 1 silver medal in handball world championship for men. They are good on the female side but their male handball is crap...
2018-10-21 11:12
#652
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Norway SaltySausage 
i know :L
2018-10-21 14:22
Danish handball >
2018-10-22 02:22
CANADA.
2018-10-17 14:03
not in hockey tho lol
2018-10-18 23:44
who the fuck cares about tier 1000 sport. it's all about that football.
2018-10-19 13:52
lol ok
2018-10-19 16:09
Go drink some beer and start a riot after your team wins or loses in the playoffs
2018-10-19 17:33
#457
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Malta REKT4ngle 
why? Is USA good in football?
2018-10-19 18:19
how many superbowls does eu have? right 0.
2018-10-19 18:26
#462
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Malta REKT4ngle 
what does superbowl have to do with football?
2018-10-19 18:28
how many superbowls? 0. so nt eutard.
2018-10-19 18:30
#469
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Malta REKT4ngle 
there is no superbowl in football wtf r u talking about??
2018-10-19 18:32
yea there is. but maybe in soccer there isn't soz pansy. keep pushing the ball and act like you've been kickdropped in the balls when you get gently touched.
2018-10-19 18:33
#474
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Malta REKT4ngle 
ah so you are talking about pussy rugby.
2018-10-19 18:34
pussy? you mean soccer. cuz real men play football and rugby. weaklings play soccer.
2018-10-19 18:35
#479
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Malta REKT4ngle 
pussy rugby cause ur a bunch of pussies afraid of getting hurt. look at the way you talk, no wonder everyone hates american shits
2018-10-19 18:36
pussies afraid of getting hurt? u wot. you mean soccer right? where they pretend they got kneecapped by a shotgun when touched by an opponent. people get fucking dropped to the floor and stepped on in rugby. retarded arab
2018-10-19 18:39
#485
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Malta REKT4ngle 
arab? hahahahaha
2018-10-19 18:40
#491
SZPERO | 
Poland PUL53 
he is typical fat, mad american... who thinks that you can take a bus to Europe. word harm ... ///end
2018-10-19 18:55
#504
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United States f00bar 
I apologize for this retard and his felonball
2018-10-20 00:25
#533
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Finland Pikkun0va 
See you in 10 years. Dumb dum bai bai
2018-10-20 10:19
Murican blame europe xD fkin dog brain
2018-10-20 10:46
gypsy talking?
2018-10-20 12:41
#459
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Germany de_nostromo 
You got Pulisic and no one else, my man. You guys are fucking tier 1000.
2018-10-19 18:22
OMEGALUL how many superbowls?
2018-10-19 18:26
#463
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Germany de_nostromo 
Ah, I see. You meant that whacky version of rugby. Murican football is not to be confused with real football.
2018-10-19 18:29
REAL FOOTBALL? nt we invented football and you stole it. keep your pansy sports. we have real FOOTBALL for real MEN
2018-10-19 18:30
#466
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Germany de_nostromo 
LUL at this burger.
2018-10-19 18:30
this burger can nuke your whole country.
2018-10-19 18:31
#471
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Germany de_nostromo 
Congrats so could Iran, North Korea, Russia, etc. You want to associate with them?
2018-10-19 18:33
iran? OMEGALUL IRAN HAS NO WATER AND WE ARE STEALING THEIR PETROLEUM
2018-10-19 18:33
#473
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Germany de_nostromo 
That’s mean af.
2018-10-19 18:34
cool.
2018-10-19 18:35
#481
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Germany de_nostromo 
What‘s cool about being mean? Geez, you Americans take the cake. Look at us Germans; we are driven and reliable, maybe a bit boring, but never mean. You need to man up and stop acting like an edgy 14-year old
2018-10-19 18:39
germans most retarded country that got manipulated by adolf hitler. always wants to wage war and gets fucked hard. how many wars did your country win?
2018-10-19 18:44
#488
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Germany de_nostromo 
Open a compendium of European history and you will know. 0/8 btw.
2018-10-19 18:48
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_inv.. Pretty good streak before WW 1 Your nukes btw propably wouldnt have been developed without a german scientist called einstein
2018-10-20 11:57
How would any EU contries ever win a superbowl? Its a national championship??? Its like saying, how many Danish championship titles in curling does american teams have? You are literally the dumbest person
2018-10-20 10:22
#503
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United States f00bar 
Imagine having this garbage of an opinion
2018-10-20 00:24
expected from gertard.
2018-10-20 09:58
#617
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Germany de_nostromo 
Lol you don’t even know what you’re talking about.
2018-10-20 21:35
forgot to switch the account eh?
2018-10-21 10:07
#650
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Germany de_nostromo 
You need help, bro.
2018-10-21 12:24
no cuz i'm not a gertard.
2018-10-21 18:01
#423
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Canada Emperor1e 
1812 :D
2018-10-19 03:26
xD
2018-10-19 16:09
Hard L in our attempted invasion but it was still a stalemate so I say It's still 0-0
2018-10-19 17:35
No it‘s israel
2018-10-21 10:28
#2
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Denmark Holo3 
I guess M16R is pretty self explanatory
2018-10-16 18:35
#113
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Germany zeolikk 
Lol
2018-10-17 07:05
#149
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Ireland lander1337 
noice
2018-10-17 08:56
Almighty martial arts, Destroy everyone!
2018-10-16 18:40
urusai omae
2018-10-17 14:01
lol
2018-10-20 00:22
Belgium come at me bitches
2018-10-16 18:36
#36
ScreaM | 
Brazil HLTVolt 
No!
2018-10-16 18:43
#116
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
+1
2018-10-17 07:10
+1 South Netherlands should be ours
2018-10-17 10:49
#342
cyx | 
Germany MichaH 
All should be Germany
2018-10-17 20:21
nope, while ur at it, please give us back the eastern part of our border that you stole, plus make sure we get the northern part of france and Luxembourg as well thanks
2018-10-17 20:59
#452
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-19 17:52
yes
2018-10-19 17:54
#456
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-19 18:18
yes
2018-10-19 19:36
#500
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-20 00:17
#540
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
yes
2018-10-20 10:37
#566
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-20 12:33
#572
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
yes
2018-10-20 13:24
#580
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-20 16:29
#598
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
yes
2018-10-20 17:54
#610
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-20 19:49
yes
2018-10-21 13:57
#653
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-21 14:54
yes
2018-10-21 14:58
#656
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Germany mansmodi 
no
2018-10-21 15:59
yes
2018-10-21 16:48
#664
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-21 17:15
yes man sorry
2018-10-21 17:31
#666
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Germany mansmodi 
No
2018-10-21 17:32
ok sorry man you win you can keep it
2018-10-21 17:35
#668
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Germany mansmodi 
I know
2018-10-21 17:58
vuile kankerlijer :*
2018-10-21 18:03
#599
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
Btw Netherlands 3-0 Germany
2018-10-20 17:55
#611
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Germany mansmodi 
Idc about football except the legendary 7-1 Germany-Brazil
2018-10-20 19:50
#615
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
That was the last good big match of Germany LUL
2018-10-20 20:49
#628
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Germany mansmodi 
Idk cause idc about football
2018-10-20 23:46
#425
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Netherlands Critycal 
angelsaksische valsvlag
2018-10-19 03:29
#184
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Netherlands @Deji 
+1
2018-10-17 11:07
#562
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Belgium jorneiro 
hahahaha nice world cup performance btw
2018-10-20 12:03
#573
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Netherlands ZoMilan 
History in 90% of sports including football > 1 tournament
2018-10-20 13:25
+1
2018-10-20 22:00
Germany lost the final in 2002 at home vs Brazil 2x0 so just because they won one game doesnt make Brazil their bitch. Also MIBR 2 majors and BIG is a big joke
2018-10-16 18:37
they will be their eternal bitch after that 7-1
2018-10-16 18:37
France got raped by Hitler so wtf you talkin about white flag
2018-10-16 18:39
changing to a different topic to get something to say, expected from no repartee burger USA wouldn't even exist without France, so don't try to act smartass
2018-10-16 18:42
#355
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United States Jammin800k 
You got rekt
2018-10-18 00:16
on which point? you're just helping a fellow yankee, without pointing anything no link, just using an overused joke but I feel you wanted to feel special, nt
2018-10-18 01:53
#412
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United States Jammin800k 
On the point that if Brazil is Germanys eternal bitch forever because of 1 world cup final than France must be Germanys bitch as well because of what happened during ww2
2018-10-18 15:50
still, what's the link? we're talking about sports here, and the fact they got their ass spanked like never. He automatically had to switch to the old "lmao surrender France" to get something to say....clearly triggered, he felt like he had to defend himself Or maybe you want another comparaison with 'Nam? Because difference is France won in the end, unlike you getting owned by peasants hidden in trees.
2018-10-18 17:27
#417
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United States Jammin800k 
Nah we lost Vietnam. The link is that your country lost and Brazil lost. The thread is about getting destroyed at something by another country. Both are accurate however one is a soccer match and one was the biggest war to date so if you're going to say that brazil got destroyed than you must think France got absolutely demolished.
2018-10-18 23:44
#509
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North America Foxaika 
France pulled out of Vietnam first though. The US took France's place. I don't think that's a place you ought to be chucking stones. Of course, Vietnam itself is more complex than that, but HLTV
2018-10-20 01:35
Same for USA vietnam? Or USA that has been literally created by france? But yeah i doubt you know your own history son
2018-10-20 11:06
#552
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United States Jammin800k 
Yeah bro pretty much every country at one point has lost a war (or a soccer match) which was my original point. Its moronic to say a country is another countries "eternal bitch" for lack of a better term because that's simply not how it works. I was just using your fellow frenchman's logic against him
2018-10-20 11:12
Whole thread is retarded, and admins are even more retarded for letting this thread alive.
2018-10-20 11:12
#554
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United States Jammin800k 
Pretty much
2018-10-20 11:13
You got rekt in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Irak, Chile, Cuba :D Last war won was WW ii.
2018-10-18 06:26
#411
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United States Jammin800k 
Eh at least I'm not afraid to show my flag. Also most of that is untrue
2018-10-18 15:49
So what war do you consider was won? WWII was a success both in Germany and Japan. After Korea every war has been completely pointless and USA has backed countless dictators around the globe.
2018-10-18 23:18
#416
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United States Jammin800k 
Getting rekt =/= being ahead and backing out. Also you're right, the US has kept some people in power that probably shouldnt have been.
2018-10-18 23:41
GOT REKT SO HARD LMAO
2018-10-20 19:01
Dont mind the frenchie
2018-10-17 07:31
Nothing to add but wants to be part of the thing typical swedistan lul
2018-10-18 01:51
Yeah typical sweden stuff, ya know?
2018-10-18 07:29
#421
twist | 
Sweden theoce 
your terror worse than ours :(
2018-10-19 00:20
At least we dont have a feminist gov LOL
2018-10-20 11:06
neither do we, that's just what they say
2018-10-20 17:14
#182
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Bulgaria mchetvorkata 
Lmaooo ladies and gentlemen...
2018-10-17 11:06
true
2018-10-17 19:55
+1
2018-10-16 18:43
#219
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Portugal luK,ws 
Then after euro 2016 final France is portugal?....
2018-10-17 14:17
#220
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Portugal luK,ws 
Btw im just trolling
2018-10-17 14:18
it would be funny it there was an actual link with my comment
2018-10-17 17:05
#357
fer | 
Brazil jmarcelo 
lmao that brazil squad that germany beat was so bad, neymar (our best attacker) and thiago silva(our best defender) werent even playing that game. Try beating brazil now that coutinho is a beast and neymar and thiago silva are actually playing lol... germany got so lucky cause they faced brazil when we were at our worse in that world cup.
2018-10-18 00:22
luck ofc lmao like M16R
2018-10-18 01:50
#403
fer | 
Brazil jmarcelo 
was i talking about cs:go? lmao u originally made a comment about football which i then replied to with a comment about football, and then u reply with a comment about cs. make up your mind on what ur gonna try to roast brazil about mr baguette
2018-10-18 09:03
The final 2002 was in Yokohama which isn't in Germany
2018-10-16 18:42
#442
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Germany Benjir_V1 
Moin matze wie gehts
2018-10-19 16:22
2002 was not in germany wtf are you talking about also 7-1 >>> 2-0 mibr still NEVER beat BIG and its not about brazils achievements xddddddd
2018-10-16 18:43
#59
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Mexico Ch4vez 
>mibr still NEVER beat BIG and its not about brazils achievements xddddddd ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2018-10-17 03:15
And? Immortals beat BIG in that PGL major. And about that Major when big fucked SK up, they were using that bug. But BIG is a good team and they really play well against Brazilian teams. Brazil won Olympics vs Germany Yeah, that 7-1 was pretty bad, but Brazil isn't Germany bitch, that's the point.
2018-10-19 17:47
+33544435
2018-10-17 16:07
#569
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Germany KAZUMES 
world cup final 2002 was in japan you moron.. however the 7-1 was in brazil hahaha pls na stop talking about football
2018-10-20 12:50
#8
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Turkey pr0xy^v^ 
orospu
2018-10-16 18:36
Pakistan. Yet to defeat India in a world cup.
2018-10-16 18:37
#74
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India alex_gupta 
+1
2018-10-17 03:57
And War
2018-10-17 07:55
+1 Every time they attack they get their own ass kicked. Pakistan is a terorist factory. It will be taken over by terrorists one day
2018-10-17 09:08
#15
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Turkey b0wsette 
We're well known for fucking ourselves over
2018-10-16 18:38
lol
2018-10-16 19:00
lol
2018-10-17 07:15
+1111 you made my day, but it's sad and true
2018-10-17 08:17
#262
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Turkey b0wsette 
trajicomic ^^
2018-10-17 15:50
asfafasf
2018-10-17 08:56
#607
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Canada Matomoto 
your bitch is Armenia y'all fucked them up lmao
2018-10-20 18:55
#16
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Sweden HoIger 
Denmark maybe? not sure tbh
2018-10-16 18:38
You're right, you get beaten by Denmark all the time
2018-10-17 07:52
in CS? irrelevant
2018-10-20 17:14
More like finland They even teach swedish in school
2018-10-17 09:52
Nobydy learns nothing tho.
2018-10-19 17:52
#613
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World ///fuck 
because they have two official languages, swedish and finnish
2018-10-20 20:31
#171
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Sweden FocuseD 
Come on dude Sweden vs Finland Ice Hockey, Sweden ALWAYS win ez pez =P
2018-10-17 09:59
#210
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Sweden lubbev 
Finland >>>>> sweden
2018-10-17 14:03
#487
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Sweden deadvein 
2 world cup golds in a row
2018-10-19 18:47
EZ4ENCE
2018-10-20 09:54
#489
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Sweden Bangs 
Titles tells a completely different story but aight
2018-10-19 18:49
#190
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United Kingdom C4Golden 
I thought all Swedes hated Norway and all Scandinavian countries hated Sweden XD
2018-10-17 11:14
#199
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Sweden HoIger 
They're all jealous.
2018-10-17 12:32
#205
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United Kingdom C4Golden 
XD
2018-10-17 13:56
#222
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Norway SkaMathias 
More like Sweden is jealous on our petroleum and that we are best in winter sports
2018-10-17 14:18
You mean those athletes who uses "asthma medication"?
2018-10-17 14:38
#245
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
no he means the swiss chocolate u put up ur ass before bed and then u drink the sugar water and dead the n next morning scohool bye
2018-10-17 15:29
#252
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
0 to 100 real quick
2018-10-17 15:38
wat
2018-10-17 16:14
i know that the truth hurts but you dont have to be mad
2018-10-17 17:26
#328
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
lol stfu medkit
2018-10-17 17:54
lol, Mr MyCountryCheatsCuzWeSucksAtEverySport is mad. But its understandble.
2018-10-17 18:47
#271
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Denmark JustYes 
if it was 50 years ago, maybe. now? hahaha keep ur isis warriors and feminazis to yourself
2018-10-17 15:59
#302
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Sweden HoIger 
Sorry, can't hear you, take out the potato that's stuck in your mouth, keep being jealous, peasant :)
2018-10-17 16:27
who would be jealous of isis warriors or feminazis? nt malmö
2018-10-17 16:40
#313
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Sweden HoIger 
nt alcoholic
2018-10-17 16:57
wooow what a comeback :DD
2018-10-17 17:03
#326
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United Kingdom C4Golden 
All the Scandinavians fighting then there's me like "fight fight fight!" XD
2018-10-17 17:26
look whos talking; the most depressed country in the world
2018-10-17 18:35
id like to see some proof on this :)
2018-10-17 18:36
?? literaly just search on google, finland has the highest percentage of suicide
2018-10-17 18:46
>posts accusation >search google >???
2018-10-17 22:02
if youre so interested in it you might aswell jsut google im not gonna babysit you stupid perkele
2018-10-17 23:25
the problem is i dont give a fk so no im not going to google
2018-10-18 08:04
Just ignore him, hes just mad that his country is trash
2018-10-19 18:36
+1
2018-10-19 18:36
as trash as ur mother hf with cancer
2018-10-19 20:52
OMEGALUL. Soft spot huh??
2018-10-19 20:55
says the pussy who's too scared to put his own flag lmao
2018-10-20 17:15
#691
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Hungary Shaperz 
this thread on its own convinced me that swedish people are fucking retarded, i'm not surprised if every other scandinavian country hate you :'DD yea come at me boi, yes I live in Hungary, yes I am poor, yes it is a 3rd world.. got anything else to say?
2018-10-22 13:23
higher IQ than Hungrians though
2018-10-22 16:58
LMFAOOO ofc disabled people (hungarians) take hltv serious, cus they have 60 iq :D
2018-10-24 19:42
#697
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Hungary Shaperz 
disabled people :DDDD 60 iq :DDDDDDD holy shit, is that all you can say? thanks for proving my point kiddo, now get back to your homework, cya
2018-10-24 19:44
still one of the happiest countries in the world tho :)
2018-10-21 14:56
#329
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Denmark JustYes 
sorry cant hear you, that african accent is killing me not jealous of your shithole to a country
2018-10-17 18:30
#330
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Sweden HoIger 
Awh, nt :)
2018-10-17 18:33
#402
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Denmark Holo3 
I dare you to cross Øresund, homsegutt.
2018-10-18 09:00
U
2018-10-16 18:38
we dont have any one i guess im gonna leave HLTV one day just because im alone lmao
2018-10-16 18:38
Cuba? Venezuela?
2018-10-17 09:54
They have Che and Maduro..
2018-10-17 10:50
Eh pendejo, your bitch is your own country. When I visit everywhere guns and I see 5 dead bodies. It's beautiful country, but you guys make it like shit.
2018-10-17 11:04
I was to say Brazil, but now that I have seen that it is not a flag of Argentina, it is El Salvador, so you has no enemies
2018-10-17 14:06
#516
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
whats happen to your bf?
2018-10-20 09:29
we did sexchat that day but we never talked about later..
2018-10-20 09:39
#523
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
feelsbadman
2018-10-20 09:49
yeah bro im sad
2018-10-20 09:50
#525
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
me2
2018-10-20 09:54
#23
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
Sweden
2018-10-16 18:40
why
2018-10-16 18:43
#48
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
Look at how many times Na'Vi played fnatic and nip over the last year. Almost all of them ez wins.
2018-10-16 18:47
#273
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Denmark JustYes 
its not just about cs...
2018-10-17 15:59
Lmao Ukraine talking, you better defend your country from the greatest country in the world after Latvia...
2018-10-17 09:14
#367
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France SpooceCooke 
lmao nice one, you're talking about Estonia amirite
2018-10-18 01:56
#159
Sweden PPH 
We created your country, be thankful.
2018-10-17 09:22
+1
2018-10-17 14:35
#234
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
2018-10-17 14:42
Nt fake russia
2018-10-17 14:43
#237
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
oof
2018-10-17 14:43
#233
s1 | 
Ukraine mple 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden#The_Kingdom.. "A unified Swedish kingdom established By the early 12th century" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus%27 "Established - 882" nt swedistan
2018-10-17 14:41
#239
Sweden PPH 
Did I say "the swedish kingdom created kiev"? No. I said we, as in scandinavians living in what is today called Sweden. bunews.com.ua/society/item/ancient-ukrai.. Nt our retarded offspring
2018-10-17 15:20
#25
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Canada GRTman12 
I love is when we kick the shit out of U.S.A in hockey.
2018-10-16 18:40
sbnation.com/2018/2/21/17038678/usa-cana.. lul gold medals in hockey in 2018 Canada - 0 USA - 1
2018-10-17 03:16
#62
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Canada GRTman12 
Women OMEGALUL
2018-10-17 03:18
Silly to think of Canadians as men, I know xd
2018-10-17 03:19
#65
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Canada GRTman12 
That doesn’t even make sense..... ?
2018-10-17 03:20
no u Canadian brain 4head
2018-10-17 03:22
#67
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Canada GRTman12 
You are clearly incompetent. Goodbye
2018-10-17 03:24
No, I'm impotent.
2018-10-17 03:33
#78
 | 
Germany HRP_ls_Boring 
expected from usa small dick
2018-10-17 04:00
+1
2018-10-17 11:21
cry ahmed
2018-10-18 04:26
Im german. What are you? USA is just a mix of countries and cultures, without having their own. nt
2018-10-18 16:04
Germanistan LOOOL
2018-10-18 04:26
Lol trudeau made it so all of ya arr women
2018-10-17 12:48
#315
 | 
Canada GRTman12 
I didn’t vote for that idiot and he is getting the boot ASAP
2018-10-17 17:02
I hope he will leave too retarded feminist . I hope the far left dies with him
2018-10-17 20:38
#296
 | 
Czech Republic Pee_Tea 
he's just a typical 'murican what do you expect
2018-10-17 16:18
Number of World Championships won: US - 2 Canada - 26 OMEGALUL
2018-10-18 23:51
no one really cares btw
2018-10-19 07:25
#me2
2018-10-19 16:09
K
2018-10-17 14:39
so when was the last time a canadian team won the stanley cup
2018-10-17 14:42
#314
 | 
Canada GRTman12 
Almost all core players on American teams are from Canada. Or other countries such as Finland, Sweden Russia Czech Republic, Norway . Most player on American teams aren’t even from USA
2018-10-17 17:01
same for canada lmfao
2018-10-17 17:44
#340
 | 
Canada GRTman12 
what?
2018-10-17 20:06
0/8
2018-10-18 23:47
why aren't they playing in canada?
2018-10-20 12:51
#29
Twistzz | 
Ireland IX! 
Ourselves
2018-10-16 18:41
#30
 | 
United Kingdom Kimble_ 
Sweden
2018-10-16 18:41
#39
 | 
Sweden Bangs 
Finland in hockey
2018-10-16 18:43
#46
 | 
Finland dotto 
6-1
2018-10-16 18:45
#52
 | 
Sweden Bangs 
6-5
2018-10-16 23:44
6-1
2018-10-17 04:22
11-2 maailmanmestaruudet ja 2-0 olympiakullat. pojat ehkä meidän kannattaa olla hiljaa jääkiekossa
2018-10-17 08:52
#274
 | 
Denmark JustYes 
Are you sure you wish to report this post?
2018-10-17 16:00
#359
fer | 
Brazil jmarcelo 
lmao same
2018-10-18 00:28
+1 and he's probably fakeflagger with that grammar
2018-10-20 16:40
#40
 | 
Germany PROUDGERMAN 
brasil ez
2018-10-16 18:43
#41
 | 
Germany PROUDGERMAN 
in csgo and football
2018-10-16 18:43
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2018-10-17 02:56
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2018-10-17 14:31
+1
2018-10-16 18:44
#44
 | 
Finland dotto 
Estonia
2018-10-16 18:44
suomi my bitch
2018-10-17 09:22
#173
 | 
Finland dotto 
Estonia is like the bitch we love :D You give us cheap alcohol.
2018-10-17 10:00
same thing with latvia
2018-10-17 10:02
#49
 | 
Lithuania andy_ 
France, basketball
2018-10-16 18:48
wtf only countries beside usa play basketball since when
2018-10-17 04:08
Balkans, many other places too but those are tier 2
2018-10-17 06:25
bump
2018-10-16 18:59
+1
2018-10-17 00:29
We are Russia's bitch but Ukraine is our common bitch lmao
2018-10-17 00:30
Ukraine might be Russia's bitch but Belarus... XD I can't stop laughing
2018-10-20 10:17
australia literally any pacific island
2018-10-17 03:09
You wanna fkin go cunt LOL
2018-10-17 03:16
Don't forget we rek everyone in rugby too
2018-10-17 04:10
#90
 | 
Australia BigDickRick 
lmao rugby
2018-10-17 04:20
#94
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Thats why heaps of you cunts immigrate here is it?
2018-10-17 04:23
Yes because people immigrate for good sport, dumb bogan. They immigrate because we have a dumb fuck government, your one isn't exactly much better either you have it worse than us honestly
2018-10-17 06:15
#102
Bewgz | 
Australia g00sey 
Australia is actually famous for sport you fuckin idiot. "You have it worse than us" then fuck off back to your own country
2018-10-17 06:30
and people immigrate for it other than athletes? i do live in my own country
2018-10-17 07:21
#154
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
2018-10-17 09:09
you cant even win a war vs emus
2018-10-18 00:14
#374
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
0/0 is undefined
2018-10-18 04:10
how can you say that when you lose a war against a fookin bird
2018-10-17 14:18
australia lost the war against emus not us
2018-10-18 00:13
#679
 | 
United Kingdom NiF3 
I mean all I see in New Zealand and Australia's flags are 1/4 my flag in the corner, does that make you guys 1/4 British xD
2018-10-22 02:15
Austria.
2018-10-17 03:14
LUL,how?
2018-10-17 08:17
joke
2018-10-17 16:21
#63
 | 
United States Sea_Of_Tea 
[The minds of] Our own populace.
2018-10-17 03:18
+1
2018-10-17 08:39
#68
 | 
Brazil zVIN1 
argentina
2018-10-17 03:24
#70
 | 
Australia AU_CS_LUL 
New Zealand, entire of SEA, any pacific island.
2018-10-17 03:38
+1 its true
2018-10-17 06:33
#71
 | 
Brazil BlueLighting 
Italy is our bit** in football world cup finals and in Volleyball finals
2018-10-17 03:42
#77
 | 
Germany HRP_ls_Boring 
hi
2018-10-17 03:58
buona serata
2018-10-17 04:26
#110
 | 
Brazil BlueLighting 
2002 final :)
2018-10-17 07:02
#231
 | 
Brazil digozamaral 
+1
2018-10-17 14:40
#72
 | 
Chile TheInF3rNuS 
Argentina lmao
2018-10-17 03:46
? XD wtf you talking about mapuche
2018-10-19 18:38
#73
 | 
Australia sad_faze_fan 
American Samoa I guess.
2018-10-17 03:54
#76
 | 
Germany HRP_ls_Boring 
Brazil
2018-10-17 03:58
#79
 | 
India alex_gupta 
Pakistan
2018-10-17 04:00
Argentina LUL
2018-10-17 04:02
Messi always fucks argentina
2018-10-17 04:03
I'm from the UK so basically we're beaten everyone at war
2018-10-17 04:03
1783 and 1812
2018-10-17 04:16
+1 ooof
2018-10-17 04:29
You guys were a colony to begin with, so we win :) Also youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0
2018-10-19 17:31
well this colony already surpassed you, and thank you France even if they always hold up the white flag ;P
2018-10-20 19:57
You were a colony, that's an instant win for us. End of. ;P
2018-10-21 23:30
well the colony beat you in war not only once but twice plus the Olympics so end of.;P
2018-10-22 01:59
My dear sir I think you're failing to see the point of this. The examples you're giving are happening after the end of I have stated, and since the foundations of your nation are from mine I have jurisdiction in this situation. Now I do understand that as an American grammar structures are a hard concept to understand but I hope this was explained in a simple enough way :) Also about the Olympics...America spends more dollars per medal than the UK. Vastly more. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd those wars weren't our finest hour, too busy running a 1/3 of the world you see haha.
2018-10-22 16:36
My dear sir I think you're failing to see the point of this. The examples you're giving are happening after the end of I have stated, and since the foundations of your nation are from mine I have jurisdiction in this situation. Now I do understand that as an American grammar structures are a hard concept to understand but I hope this was explained in a simple enough way :) Also about the Olympics...America spends more dollars per medal than the UK. Vastly more. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd those wars weren't our finest hour, too busy running a 1/3 of the world you see haha.
2018-10-22 16:36
Thanks France.
2018-10-20 11:07
What about USA?
2018-10-17 04:29
There is a reason there's a place called New England.
2018-10-17 07:38
Saved by the USA and the eastern front. Wow
2018-10-17 11:24
#254
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
lul, you were too pussy to invade us in 1940, before you were even at war with us or ussr don't blame you, royal navy would have destroyed your whole army
2018-10-17 15:42
Everbody knows that no country would have had a chance in a 1v1 vs nazi germany in ww2. If you dont think so you are delusional
2018-10-17 15:45
#259
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
Why didn't you invade then? I'll make it easy for you Germany had no military invasion fleet, being forced to use wooden river barges, which were collected in rivers of northern France, where they were bombed repeatedly by the RAF. For the seaborne invasion to have crossed the English Channel, Germany needed to sink the Royal Navy, a feat it never looked liked being able to accomplish. To have crossed the Channel and maintained logistics, Germany also needed to defeat the RAF, so after Germany had lost the Battle of Britain by 11 October, 1940, such an invasion was doomed to failure. TL;DR - WE FAKKED U AND U HAD TO FLEE TO TRY AND BEAT USSR, WHICH U COULDNT, LUL
2018-10-17 15:47
Are you just acting like you are braindead? Learn history
2018-10-17 15:48
#261
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
I have a history degree with highest honours :)
2018-10-17 15:49
Yeah of course. You wouldnt talk like a braindead idiot then. And nice edit btw
2018-10-17 15:50
#264
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
What do you think happened in 1940 then? Enlighten me.
2018-10-17 15:52
"Everbody knows that no country would have had a chance in a 1v1 vs nazi germany in ww2. If you dont think so you are delusional" This. You are just braindead. Germany just lost because they had to fight the whole world In 1940 Nazi Germany invaded a lot of other european countrys and didnt even try to invade GB. Thats it. Also they prepared for invading the rest of europe they did after 1940. If you really think your shitty GB would have had a chance in a 1v1 in ww2 vs nazi germany you are just braindead and 99% would think that
2018-10-17 15:56
#269
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
Let me pick apart what you just said. '"Everbody knows that no country would have had a chance in a 1v1 vs nazi germany in ww2. If you dont think so you are delusional" This. You are just braindead. Germany just lost because they had to fight the whole world' -In July 1940, you were only at war with the united kingdom. Frace, poland, netherlands, belgium had all fallen. You had a non aggression pact with USSR until operation barbarossa and weren't at war with usa until pearl harbour in late 1941. If no country stood a chance, why didn't you invade after dunkirk and finish the conquest of western europe? You couldn't, go pick up a history book idiot. Read about the battle of britain
2018-10-17 15:59
2018-10-17 15:59
#272
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
are you broken? like mentally? re-read what i said. july 1940.
2018-10-17 15:59
Because stragic wise it was more important to invade other european countries first. You have to prepare for this and use the sources right. Dont act like a 12 year old moron. They would have attacked GB after USSR would have fallen
2018-10-17 16:02
#278
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
HAHAHAHAHAH you are hilarious. im legit crying with laughter at ur stupidity.
2018-10-17 16:03
You just cant accept the fact that nazi germany had by far the strongest army in ww2 and would have beaten every country
2018-10-17 16:03
#282
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
I don't doubt the Wehrmacht was the strongest land force in the world. At least until the USSR achieved total war mobilisation. What I'm saying is you wouldn't have been able to defeat Britain. Both our sea and air forces were stronger, so it doesn't even matter what your land force is like, we're an island. Deal with it, you failed. Realised you failed, tried to invade ussr ONE YEAR LATER, and failed there too. next you're gonna say something like german navy was stronger than the royal navy
2018-10-17 16:05
Ofc nazi germany would have used their ressources in another way if they would have a war only vs britain. They would have build more and better air and sea forces. And GB wouldnt have stand a chance in this case. Dont act like a retard
2018-10-17 16:07
#289
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
So now you're starting to talk hypothetically. In 1938/39 the Royal Navy could quite literally have taken on the entire world at sea and stood a chance at success, that's how powerful it was. You think we would have just let you build ships in the North Sea if it was a 1v1 war? Even with all of Netherlands/Belgium/France and Polands ships which you took after defeating them you couldn't invade LUL. Germany had 2 and a half good years of war. That's because you spent a long time building up an army when no one else did, hence the easy and early victories. After that, USA, UK and USSR begin to mobilise and then fuck you. USSR could have defeated you by themselves. If UK / France / USSR had also prepared for 7 years in advance explicitly for war, you would have been defeated in a few months. Stop living in a deluded world and pick up a book.
2018-10-17 16:13
So there were no war preperations by the allies before the war? Lmao USA: 4,3 bn USSR: 12.5 bn GB: 4.8 bn France: 3.7 bn Nazi Germany: 15.9 bn They only reason why the german number is so high, is that the germans had no army before because of ww1. The allies already had. Stop talking nonsense shit "So now you're starting to talk hypothetically. " Hypocrite
2018-10-17 16:20
#322
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
You're not a very good reader.
2018-10-17 17:15
#276
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
The Battle of Britain (German: Luftschlacht um England, literally "The Air Battle for England") was a military campaign of the Second World War, in which the Royal Air Force (RAF) defended the United Kingdom (UK) against large-scale attacks by Nazi Germany's air force, the Luftwaffe. Result: British victory - planned invasion of Britain terminated.
2018-10-17 16:01
Still no 1v1 from germany vs UK you braindead fuck
2018-10-17 16:02
YOU LOST THIS ARGUMENT UK JUST SURRENDER
2018-10-18 06:24
#422
 | 
United States Jammin800k 
No... no he didnt
2018-10-19 03:25
yes, he did you can't argue with a true statement noone could beat nazis 1v1
2018-10-20 10:21
#547
 | 
United States Jammin800k 
The thing about that is the nazis needed to be able to take on 1 country and be immediately ready to fight others. So while the UK or US may not have been able to 1v1 Germany at the time and win there was no possible way Germany could take one of them on and continue their conquest because they would have been way too weak. Also Germany could have invaded the UK at any time and didnt so...
2018-10-20 11:06
#659
device | 
Yugoslavia mrmojo 
Except USSR obviouslly, they rekt you hard =O
2018-10-21 16:56
#642
 | 
Denmark AdvisorEd 
Back in the day, all we had to do was show up, and then you'd instantly pay us to leave. :)
2018-10-21 10:26
And now look at you... You come over here...win our tournaments... XD
2018-10-21 23:36
#690
 | 
Denmark AdvisorEd 
Haha yeah not much have changed, I guess :D
2018-10-22 13:12
San Mariono
2018-10-17 04:16
San Marian Paździoch
2018-10-20 09:58
#559
 | 
Poland Brtek 
SIekiera Motyka baba goła , Marian Paździoch to pierdoła
2018-10-20 11:59
Panie ja Panu coś powiem wez się Pan odpierdziel od Pazdziocha.
2018-10-20 23:36
The world is ours
2018-10-17 04:20
+1
2018-10-18 04:27
#93
Snax | 
Poland Emmson 
Brazil in volleyball
2018-10-17 04:23
America Crushes Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan. War is a sport for the rich so that counts.
2018-10-17 04:29
new zealand
2018-10-17 06:30
#105
 | 
World ///fuck 
Trump
2018-10-17 06:35
#106
EAZY | 
Czech Republic prokda 
Slovakia
2018-10-17 06:51
#107
 | 
Kazakhstan Tarob 
We suck
2018-10-17 06:57
#109
 | 
Lithuania a2kas 
Polska
2018-10-17 07:02
I would respond but I don't know where are you from, strangeflagger
2018-10-17 07:10
wtf
2018-10-17 16:09
#290
 | 
Lithuania a2kas 
Our people go to Poland for spending their money
2018-10-17 16:12
We too in every eastern european country
2018-10-17 16:31
#538
flusha | 
Lithuania fbhx 
we love you guys dont worry
2018-10-20 10:27
USA bcuz war of 1812
2018-10-17 07:03
British army isn’t Canadian
2018-10-18 04:27
#424
 | 
Canada Emperor1e 
Read a book bud.
2018-10-19 03:27
Everyone knows..
2018-10-17 07:05
#114
 | 
Germany zeolikk 
Brazil ofc
2018-10-17 07:07
As Poland we beat our beaches San Marino. Ez win every time played football, unluko they don't play cs so can't compare.
2018-10-17 07:12
xD
2018-10-17 10:47
XDD
2018-10-17 16:09
#626
 | 
Poland bialy_byali 
+1
2018-10-20 23:41
#119
nitr0 | 
Canada Surzz 
none
2018-10-17 07:16
#120
 | 
Sweden Akoulad 
Norway, Denmark, Finland
2018-10-17 07:20
#247
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
yeah my ass. We're not the ones getting ass raped by immigrants daily
2018-10-17 15:30
#251
 | 
Sweden Akoulad 
Tells much about Norway doesn't it
2018-10-17 15:37
#281
 | 
Denmark JustYes 
norway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweden
2018-10-17 16:04
pretty much the rest of the world expect China and Russia
2018-10-17 07:45
Nah not really. We dont really respect u anyways...
2018-10-17 07:57
"respect" LMFAO no one gives a shit
2018-10-20 12:58
every other nation in the ski worldcup imgur.com/rxkYM2m
2018-10-17 07:55
#143
Summer | 
China ezpz95 
Amazing
2018-10-17 08:47
+1
2018-10-17 16:56
#698
 | 
Switzerland hanniba1fade 
:( fu
2018-10-24 19:51
Tasmania
2018-10-17 07:55
#131
 | 
Australia Not_One 
Was about to say fuck off but realised I moved out of that shithole a long while back
2018-10-17 08:01
Hopefully before you started breeding
2018-10-17 08:05
#134
 | 
United Kingdom Jeremy_Kyle 
the french
2018-10-17 08:16
#585
RpK | 
France Medeilos 
2018-10-20 17:12
#619
 | 
United Kingdom Jeremy_Kyle 
Easiest trigger of my life
2018-10-20 21:59
Sweden, obviously. Norway is our brother
2018-10-17 08:17
#175
 | 
Sweden FocuseD 
Heyyyy Denmark you want to have skåne back i am tired of their language.....
2018-10-17 10:02
That will happen when you import the middle east to your country......
2018-10-17 15:18
#256
 | 
Sweden FocuseD 
Ohh you mean Småland. Yeah thats not happening
2018-10-17 15:44
#242
 | 
Denmark CompactDisc 
nah lmao, you can keep that infested shit for yourself
2018-10-17 15:27
#283
 | 
Denmark JustYes 
no please you can keep it we dont want your immigrants and feminazis
2018-10-17 16:05
India in cricket Any team in rugby world cup
2018-10-17 08:18
Australia in 2018 omegalul
2018-10-17 08:42
India in cricket? This isn’t 2003
2018-10-17 11:09
#443
 | 
India alex_gupta 
India in cricket? maybe some years ago
2018-10-19 16:24
that's a nice democratically elected government you have there, *south american country*, would be a shame if a little freedom came your way
2018-10-17 08:31
lmao
2018-10-19 03:40
#151
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
new zealand, they're like the small younger brother that you bully all the time youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI
2018-10-17 09:08
Fuck off cunt i'll smack you. Your country cheats in sports.
2018-10-17 09:37
#191
 | 
Australia t0rrent 
like watching your little baby brother get angry
2018-10-17 11:17
Pretty much New Zealand. And they can have the tiny shitty islands scattered everyone because we don't give a fuck about them.
2018-10-17 09:19
Ever heard of Winter sports? We rekt everyone
2018-10-17 09:21
they are just afraid that if they would beat you you would stop selling oil lmao
2018-10-17 14:16
#248
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
go work ur 10$ month job
2018-10-17 15:30
btw living in 5 roomed apartments in a house built on the river's shore but nt
2018-10-20 09:31
Austria and Hungary
2018-10-17 09:23
Name checks out
2018-10-17 09:43
Poland
2018-10-17 09:34
I think of Australia as our brother we fought Gallipoli together. They are the better nation but i see us and them united. Our bitch is England is rugby.
2018-10-17 09:43
<3 You are still our bitch but like a little brother so we still love you.
2018-10-18 07:42
"They are the better nation" wtf is that bullshit lmfao, dont be a pussy. also NZ > Tarantulaia
2018-10-19 16:18
I think they are though.
2018-10-20 07:30
stop being pathetic.
2018-10-20 08:55
stop being pathetic.
2018-10-20 09:59
Im not the one who claims any other nation is superior to me.
2018-10-20 10:02
Im not the one who claims any other nation is superior to me.
2018-10-20 11:52
#167
Styx | 
Turkey Styyx 
Every country in kebab eating contest
2018-10-17 09:51
#170
 | 
Ukraine hukutka94 
Ukraine > Egypt xDDD
2018-10-17 09:57
#172
allu | 
Finland samje 
null
2018-10-17 09:59
Pakistan and now Bangladesh too
2018-10-17 10:04
Argentina is our lil pumpy
2018-10-17 11:06
#183
 | 
Other KyLu4k 
Take a guess
2018-10-17 11:07
#186
 | 
Albania Mamluku 
malta and luxembourg in football XD
2018-10-17 11:10
San Marino and Gambia
2018-10-17 11:13
#631
 | 
Italy NathaNN 
Why gambia?
2018-10-20 23:52
ALL COUNTRIES EZ4DENMARK
2018-10-17 11:25
#196
 | 
Netherlands Funtobedavid 
Netherlands last weekend against Germany 3-0
2018-10-17 11:26
#201
HUNDEN | 
Denmark Jehova 
Greenland and Faroe islands
2018-10-17 12:55
Argentina in football Denmark in CS xD Na in CS Italy, Japan, USA in volleyball
2018-10-17 12:57
ez4Brazil #mito17
2018-10-17 14:33
Shitheadnaro 17
2018-10-17 15:24
lula criminal
2018-10-17 15:39
Yes, I don't get your point, you think only because I disagree with your ideas I'm leftist? Lol
2018-10-17 15:43
only regret, bolsonaro president, be the part of the country that will oppose him
2018-10-17 16:08
16-0
2018-10-18 04:28
Fluke
2018-10-18 04:30
no one
2018-10-17 13:04
Lithuania = europe's bitch ...
2018-10-17 13:14
join Russia comrad
2018-10-17 14:15
USA in arms race, bestest sport ksdee
2018-10-17 14:14
#249
shox | 
Norway fen0m 
usa beat ur ass in the arms race knee ga
2018-10-17 15:31
Russian army stronkest*
2018-10-20 09:29
We kicked your asses
2018-10-18 04:28
517
2018-10-20 09:30
#223
 | 
Germany Delf1n 
Must be austria lmao. I mean we Just walk in there with a couple of tanks and they immdediatly give us all of their country.
2018-10-17 14:19
Zambia. My country beats them on every aspect
2018-10-17 14:19
Spain probably
2018-10-17 15:28
thx for tourism money poop head
2018-10-20 09:48
#244
 | 
Denmark CompactDisc 
everyone in cs lmao
2018-10-17 15:28
#257
 | 
United Kingdom OBLewis 
of 13 majors, denmark have only won 2 of them ???
2018-10-17 15:44
come back when you have 4 majors in CS:GO
2018-10-17 20:24
comeback when fnatic is in top20 of hltv ranking
2018-10-18 01:50
2018-10-17 15:29
and the US
2018-10-17 15:53
Wouldn’t call it the US our bitch, more like our child
2018-10-17 16:00
oh they definitely are your bitch. no one is that dumb to still support you that much, lol
2018-10-17 19:52
Cry ahmed
2018-10-18 04:29
No one tbh
2018-10-17 15:53
#268
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Finland Jodecast 
Russia we Destroy them in every single thing
2018-10-17 15:57
#294
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France comenToFaZe 
champion du monde in football and pétanque
2018-10-17 16:15
#306
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France iNolake 
+ 1 for pétanque
2018-10-17 16:30
Actually i need sugestions but if i had to say one either spain or brazil (maybe france because of the euro?)
2018-10-17 16:17
lul´d
2018-10-17 17:17
Doubt We won 2 wc
2018-10-20 11:04
Still mad bro??? It was 2 years ago. Get over it...
2018-10-20 16:38
Im not mad we are world champion winners lol
2018-10-20 17:14
Get over it ... Come on it was a long time ago
2018-10-21 00:33
#300
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Russia JShepard 
Russian Empire lost just a single war, an unfair war against Turkey and her friends.
2018-10-17 16:28
#304
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Spain Arnau_Sil 
Spain in sports >
2018-10-17 16:29
Excuse me?
2018-10-17 17:15
we rekt some asian and arabic guys at "army games"
2018-10-17 16:30
Belgium
2018-10-17 16:33
USA but mexico is trumps bitch but i fucked trumps wife and daughter so its all a cycle. any caribbean country too like cuba they fkin suck ass
2018-10-17 16:33
chrimea
2018-10-17 16:38
Suka
2018-10-17 17:04
#320
jkaem | 
Norway Wern3r 
Norway is everyones bitch in everything who has nothing to do with snow
2018-10-17 17:05
#333
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Netherlands stevelul 
Belgium
2018-10-17 18:37
pretty much, they even use your language in some areas xDD
2018-10-17 20:23
Poland
2018-10-17 18:51
youtube.com/watch?v=OXl013qGM8w BUG IN A NUTSHELL LUL
2018-10-17 20:20
Norway used to be our bitch, and Finland, but now we're the bitches :/ edit: actually no, Finland is still our bitch cuz you still have Swedish as an official language ;)
2018-10-17 20:23
Id rather have swedish speaking people than thousands of 3rd worlders
2018-10-19 18:39
Finland’s also got thousands of third worlders
2018-10-19 18:50
Maybe but u got hundreds of thousands of em so enjoy
2018-10-19 19:13
show your flag, pussy
2018-10-20 17:24
Its sweden Omegalul
2018-10-21 11:06
#541
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Finland ta9239487234 
The Swedish language in Finland is more pure than your "Rinkeby" Swedish. :-)
2018-10-20 10:40
ofc
2018-10-20 15:21
We beat Hungry at everything lul
2018-10-17 20:25
The rest of the world
2018-10-17 20:26
#352
Xeno | 
Netherlands Xenoo 
South-africa, suriname, Indonesia.
2018-10-17 23:28
reported
2018-10-19 08:01
Sweden because we're better and we don't let jihad boom boom in our country
2018-10-18 00:23
you will never be better than us, little brother
2018-10-20 17:23
stfu bitch
2018-10-20 19:35
Germany, 1914-18 1939-45
2018-10-18 01:51
#365
rain | 
Norway Norsk 
Iceland we use them as soldiers in our military
2018-10-18 01:54
Belgium, they even think they're better now but still can't even reach the final
2018-10-18 01:56
#369
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United States jcv999 
All of the above
2018-10-18 01:57
#370
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Brazil Capi___ 
Germany... Just search " smoking snakes " XD
2018-10-18 02:03
US in hockey
2018-10-18 02:10
#375
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Canada TorontoSucks 
US in hockey and also weed
2018-10-18 04:18
#383
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Chile nachooww 
Perú and Bolivia xdd
2018-10-18 04:28
#389
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New Zealand Triggehhz 
New Zealand famous for Rugby is Gratisfaction xD
2018-10-18 04:32
#390
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Australia SugDig 
Pakistan our bitch at cricket
2018-10-18 04:36
#391
ropz | 
Argentina rawe1337 
Mexico at World Cups
2018-10-18 04:41
#394
BnTeT | 
Australia reeeee 
New Zealand & PNG I guess..?
2018-10-18 05:01
pro100 40% Latvian
2018-10-18 07:36
#404
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Italy CHEBBOxxx 
germany is our lil bitch in world cup matches
2018-10-18 09:08
#407
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Germany Lifant 
Can't be your bitch if you don't qualify
2018-10-18 12:58
#494
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Sweden Bangs 
OOOF
2018-10-19 19:31
lol
2018-10-19 20:57
#632
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Italy NathaNN 
You re already in league b in nations league,enjoy it
2018-10-20 23:54
Armenia (they literally suck at every sport we play them)
2018-10-18 12:48
#406
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Spain Ferbo 
spain crocia 6-0
2018-10-18 12:54
germany
2018-10-18 13:00
#409
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United States Stanislav1k 
canada
2018-10-18 13:03
#426
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Canada Emperor1e 
rofl, remember 1812?
2018-10-19 03:29
#433
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United States Stanislav1k 
remember 1776-1811 and 1813-present?
2018-10-19 13:49
#444
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Canada Emperor1e 
Your White House must have looked great on fire :)
2018-10-19 16:39
#448
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United States Stanislav1k 
nigga what are u trynna say
2018-10-19 17:38
#449
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United States Stanislav1k 
ur still our bitch
2018-10-19 17:38
sweden
2018-10-18 13:03
how?
2018-10-20 17:21
#431
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Brazil Hefesto 
Argentina and Italy
2018-10-19 08:10
#432
Psy | 
India Fluxie^ 
Porkistan xD Whenever India faces Pakistan in cricket, we are 80-90% sure that we ez rekt them. If its an ODI then its more like 100% LUL
2018-10-19 08:13
184
2018-10-20 23:51
I'm from BR, so its argentina argentina cant win against BR in football. I remember one "america cup" that arg played with whole squad, and BR played only with youngsters, and still BR rekted then lol so theres no hope, sorry boludos, reality check xd and +1 for germany and us(br), it sucks but there 0 arguments I can make against you guys in terms of the 7x1 LUL, not even the 2x0 in 2002 finals
2018-10-19 16:12
The 7x1 was really bad...
2018-10-19 17:50
+1
2018-10-20 09:19
depends...
2018-10-20 09:25
#440
Dosia | 
Poland DaTreiN 
we're shit at everything expect for volleyball. But even in volleyball we cant rekt anyone really hard
2018-10-19 16:20
everyone
2018-10-19 16:20
we rape EU/SA countries in women football. then we get raped by them in men football.
2018-10-19 18:01
#458
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Czech Republic VeryCzechGuy 
germany in hockey
2018-10-19 18:22
Russia at everything xaxaxaxxaxaxax
2018-10-19 18:31
+1 xaxaxa
2018-10-19 18:39
yeah like when they took all your land LMFAO
2018-10-20 17:22
That was thanks to you guys
2018-10-24 19:58
#492
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Hungary Shiron212 
In football we always lose, other than football idk because I barely watch any sport
2018-10-19 18:58
In football (or soccer, whatever): the entire world. -5 world cups -Participated in all world cups (100%) -Best player ever. -Out of the 50 best players ever, 10 are brazilians. We may lose sometimes, as no team is unbeatable. But we will always be the GOAT.
2018-10-19 20:13
Afganistán: Kabul. Albania: Tirana. Alemania: Berlín. Andorra: Andorra la Vieja. Angola: Luanda. Antigua y Barbuda: Saint John’s. Arabia Saudita: Riad. Argelia: Argel. Argentina: Buenos Aires. Armenia: Ereván. Australia: Camberra. Austria: Viena. Azerbaiyán: Bakú. Bahamas: Nasáu. Bangladés: Daca. Barbados: Bridgetown. Baréin: Manama. Bélgica: Bruselas. Belice: Belmopán. Benín: Porto Novo y Cotonú. Bielorrusia: Minsk. Birmania: Naipyidó. Bolivia: Sucre. (*) Bosnia y Herzegovina: Sarajevo. Botsuana: Gaborone. Brasil: Brasilia. Brunéi: Bandar Seri Begawan. Bulgaria: Sofía. Burkina Faso: Uagadugú. Burundi: Buyumbura. Bután: Timbu. Cabo Verde: Praia. Camboya: Nom Pen. Camerún: Yaundé. Canadá: Ottawa. Catar: Doha. Chad: Yamena. Chile: Santiago de Chile. China: Pekín. Chipre: Nicosia. Ciudad del Vaticano: Ciudad del Vaticano. Colombia: Bogotá. Comoras: Moroni. Corea del Norte: Pionyang. Corea del Sur: Seúl. Costa de Marfil: Yamusukro. Costa Rica: San José. Croacia: Zagreb. Cuba: La Habana. Dinamarca: Copenhague. Dominica: Roseau. Ecuador: Quito. Egipto: El Cairo. El Salvador: San Salvador. Emiratos Árabes Unidos: Abu Dabi. Eritrea: Asmara. Eslovaquia: Bratislava. Eslovenia: Liubliana. España: Madrid. Estados Unidos: Washington D. C. Estonia: Tallin. Etiopía: Adís Abeba. Filipinas: Manila. Finlandia: Helsinki. Fiyi: Suva. Francia: París. Gabón: Libreville. Gambia: Banjul. Georgia: Tiflis. Ghana: Acra. Granada: Saint George. Grecia: Atenas. Guatemala: Ciudad de Guatemala. Guyana: Georgetown. Guinea: Conakri. Guinea-Bisáu: Bisáu. Guinea Ecuatorial: Malabo. Haití: Puerto Príncipe. Honduras: Tegucigalpa. Hungría: Budapest. India: Nueva Delhi. Indonesia: Yakarta. Irak: Bagdad. Irán: Teherán. Irlanda: Dublín. Islandia: Reikiavik. Islas Marshall: Majuro. Islas Salomón: Honiara. Israel: Jerusalén. Italia: Roma. Jamaica: Kingston. Japón: Tokio. Jordania: Amán. Kazajistán: Astaná. Kenia: Nairobi. Kirguistán: Biskek. Kiribati: Tarawa. Kuwait: Kuwait. Laos: Vientián. Lesoto: Maseru. Letonia: Riga. Líbano: Beirut. Liberia: Monrovia. Libia: Trípoli. Liechtenstein: Vaduz. Lituania: Vilna. Luxemburgo: Luxemburgo. Madagascar: Antananarivo. Malasia: Kuala Lumpur. Malaui: Lilongüe. Maldivas: Malé. Malí: Bamako. Malta: La Valeta. Marruecos: Rabat. Mauricio: Port-Louis. Mauritania: Nuakchot. México: Ciudad de México. (*) Micronesia: Palikir. Moldavia: Chisináu. Mónaco: Mónaco. Mongolia: Ulán Bator. Montenegro: Podgorica. Mozambique: Maputo. Namibia: Windhoek. Nauru: Yaren. Nepal: Katmandú. Nicaragua: Managua. Níger: Niamey. Nigeria: Abuya. Noruega: Oslo. Nueva Zelanda: Wellington. Omán: Mascate. Países Bajos: Ámsterdam. (*) Pakistán: Islamabad. Palaos: Melekeok. Panamá: Panamá. Papúa Nueva Guinea: Port Moresby. Paraguay: Asunción. Perú: Lima. Polonia: Varsovia. Portugal: Lisboa. Reino Unido de Gran Bretaña e Irlanda del Norte: Londres. (*) República Centroafricana: Bangui. República Checa: Praga. República de Macedonia: Skopie. República del Congo: Brazzaville. República Democrática del Congo: Kinsasa. República Dominicana: Santo Domingo. República Sudafricana: Bloemfontein, Ciudad Del Cabo y Pretoria. (*) Ruanda: Kigali. Rumanía: Bucarest. Rusia: Moscú. Samoa: Apia. San Cristóbal y Nieves: Basseterre. San Marino: San Marino. San Vicente y las Granadinas: Kingstown. Santa Lucía: Castries. Santo Tomé y Príncipe: Santo Tomé. Senegal: Dakar. Serbia: Belgrado. Seychelles: Victoria. Sierra Leona: Freetown. Singapur: Singapur. Siria: Damasco. Somalia: Mogadiscio. Sri Lanka: Sri Jayewardenepura (capital administrativa) y Colombo (capital comercial). (*) Suazilandia: Babane y Lobamba. Sudán: Jartum. Sudán del Sur: Yuba. Suecia: Estocolmo. Suiza: Berna. Surinam: Paramaribo. Tailandia: Bangkok. Tanzania: Dodoma. Tayikistán: Dusambé. Timor Oriental: Dili. Togo: Lomé. Tonga: Nukualofa. Trinidad y Tobago: Puerto España. Túnez: Túnez. Turkmenistán: Asjabad. Turquía: Ankara. Tuvalu: Fongafale. Ucrania: Kiev. Uganda: Kampala. Uruguay: Montevideo. Uzbekistán: Taskent. Vanuatu: Port Vila. Venezuela: Caracas. Vietnam: Hanói. Yemen: Saná. Yibuti: Yibuti. Zambia: Lusaka. Zimbabue: Harare.
2018-10-20 00:22
#505
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Brazil EWRO 
thank you Maduro, very cool
2018-10-20 00:32
Imperial Japan South east Asia including Mongols, Koreans, China, Philpines.
2018-10-20 00:33
#508
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Portugal MEDEIRINHOS 
Messi is our bitch
2018-10-20 01:18
I dont wanna say who is Ronaldo's bitch cuz jail is coming
2018-10-20 10:43
#623
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Portugal MEDEIRINHOS 
xDD nice one
2018-10-20 23:36
Nice joke
2018-10-20 20:52
Russia will forever be our bitch
2018-10-20 07:31
Romania. To be honest the sport we are good at (kayak, water polo) we obviouslybbeating most of the countries. But in football we are the bitch
2018-10-20 07:38
#521
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Israel soprendo 
Palestine! xD
2018-10-20 09:44
Oof
2018-10-20 18:52
#530
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United States Mayor_Quimby 
Every country that is not USA
2018-10-20 10:01
#590
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Israel soprendo 
You got rekt by viet nam!
2018-10-20 17:14
Every country that is not Russia
2018-10-20 10:22
#537
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Latvia sw1pe 
we are beating Sweden, cuz Cold Dry doesnt even get us dizzy
2018-10-20 10:26
what?
2018-10-20 17:18
#601
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Latvia sw1pe 
*facepalm* *ugh*
2018-10-20 18:45
what?
2018-10-20 18:47
#603
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Latvia sw1pe 
i was talking about snus
2018-10-20 18:48
22mg/g is pretty heavy dude you're bullshitting
2018-10-20 20:45
#618
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Latvia sw1pe 
naah, not having a buzz i really want, so i use, Corvus.... well, siberia is cool aswell, but i prefer others
2018-10-20 21:52
India In Wars :D and Cs
2018-10-20 10:34
Ukraine - they might not count cuz Ukraine is not a real country
2018-10-20 10:41
why do you think so?
2018-10-20 11:13
becouse he is retarded. /close
2018-10-20 12:01
/open Sad there is a lot of that kind of disrespectful ppl, i mean, i like polish ppl, but i know a lot of ukrainians and polish which hate each other...I know, history, bla bla bla, but you have to think about future instead of past... /close
2018-10-20 23:52
/open i 100% agree with you my friend /close
2018-10-21 00:31
Poland - ERROR 404
2018-10-20 11:59
france - everyone
2018-10-20 12:04
Germany the best bitch in the world? ww1 and ww2 xaxaxaxaxx
2018-10-20 12:08
#565
KRIMZ | 
Romania moetxxx 
hungary
2018-10-20 12:09
In what sport exactly??? We rekt you in everything, except football, but even in it we dominated in the 50s and 60s
2018-10-21 16:11
#671
KRIMZ | 
Romania moetxxx 
check who is in the first place in ereste league idk any sport in you are better, mb in stole transylvania :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-10-21 19:36
Lmfao you delusional tool
2018-10-21 20:44
#576
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Switzerland Maxiking6 
Austria
2018-10-20 13:34
#699
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Switzerland hanniba1fade 
not really though.. liechtenstein would be correct they even use our currency
2018-10-24 19:53
#579
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Lithuania human_kebab 
USA
2018-10-20 16:09
#581
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United States (Fr0st) 
I would say Japan but our nukes were retaliated with Anime, so they have our number.
2018-10-20 16:36
#583
f0rest | 
Argentina leeo^^ 
idk Chile?
2018-10-20 16:40
Finland is our bitch in hockey, inb4 6-1.
2018-10-20 17:13
#592
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Russia V0RTEXXX 
Spain #Neverforget
2018-10-20 17:17
Deutschland...in 1994
2018-10-20 18:03
Belgium, even more since that Umtiti goal at the world cup that destroy the only opotunity they had to be better than us in something
2018-10-20 18:51
#606
woxic | 
Turkey anymor3 
Cyprus
2018-10-20 18:54
Germany.. our little bitch, we do whatever we want with them
2018-10-20 22:00
#637
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Ukraine kek1 
not belgium?
2018-10-20 23:59
Gaza
2018-10-20 22:01
Switzerland
2018-10-20 23:37
#627
fox | 
Portugal GoDtK 
I mean, who isn't the Portugal bitch? When isn't Portugal itself, is the portuguese guys that stay in south america, so...when isn't a portuguese that live in Portugal, is a portuguese that live in Brazil, so, it's always a portuguese, EU or SA, but still, a portuguese xD It's a joke brothers, peace ;)
2018-10-20 23:45
France
2018-10-20 23:54
#634
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Denmark KeyziiN 
Every country in the world. Only in CS tho
2018-10-20 23:55
#635
NAF | 
Bangladesh Ligma_ 
japan
2018-10-20 23:57
#636
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Italy NathaNN 
Our bitch is germany,but there is also france,but we re still in the same "floor"
2018-10-20 23:57
BRAZIL EZ WORLD CUPS BACK TO BACK VOLEYBALL
2018-10-21 00:05
#644
Xizt | 
Italy HeSY 
italy pizza, pasta, mandolino, and so on
2018-10-21 10:34
#660
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Israel unsolid 
scotland :D
2018-10-21 16:59
Ez
2018-10-21 16:59
Go
2018-10-21 16:59
Road2700
2018-10-21 16:59
Basically the whole world
2018-10-21 23:36
Brazil
2018-10-22 02:00
female us soccer, deadass everyone
2018-10-22 02:01
germany
2018-10-22 02:18
he asked for your bitch not for your rapist
2018-10-22 02:23
germany is my bitch such as austria is
2018-10-22 02:39
#682
2018-10-22 02:40
#683
2018-10-22 02:41
#686
Xyp9x | 
United States MPrime 
That would be ourselves. As a country, we dgaf about sports other countries like.
2018-10-22 02:44
This threads never die
2018-10-22 02:44
#692
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Netherlands Suchknife 
Netherlands 3-0 Germany, 13th October. Have a nice day!
2018-10-22 13:24
Ukraine. Especially a little slut called S1mple.
2018-10-24 19:56
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