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23 yo german police lt
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Albania randomguywitha$500haircut 
ama (still in training though)
2018-10-17 21:15
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2018-10-17 21:16
#2
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New Zealand onelover11 
xd
2018-10-17 21:17
Xd
2018-10-18 13:05
xd
2018-10-18 15:41
xdddd
2018-10-18 17:31
#186
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Poland dailyy 
xd
2018-10-18 17:34
#208
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Czech Republic fnx_2_majors 
xd
2018-10-22 12:59
comet hyakutake was seen in March 1996
2019-04-01 18:18
xd
2019-04-01 20:00
xd
2019-04-01 20:01
#243
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Iceland Arag0rn 
xd
2019-04-01 20:01
xd
2019-04-01 20:31
#262
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Germany Dicrome 
xd
2019-04-06 15:13
#4
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Czech Republic maybe_banned 
whats lt
2018-10-17 21:19
#209
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Czech Republic fnx_2_majors 
+1
2018-10-22 12:59
Maybe puget
2019-04-01 18:19
#231
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Czech Republic maybe_banned 
Who
2019-04-01 19:36
A lost legend
2019-04-01 19:38
#234
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Czech Republic maybe_banned 
I see, I'm a newfag
2019-04-01 19:40
I know very well.
2019-04-01 20:29
lieutenant
2019-04-06 14:57
what's your salary rn? (netto) how do you got into it?
2018-10-17 21:20
1160€ first year, in march 2. year Polizeikommissaranwärter bayern applied, wrote lpa test for 3rd qualification stage will be around 1800 in march and 2300 after I finished studying.. with normal promotions around 3500-4000€ in a couple years
2018-10-17 21:28
#19
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Norway Maximilianmus 
is that full time???
2018-10-17 21:28
yep.
2018-10-17 21:30
#39
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Sweden meistr0 
LOL, thats garbage? 3500-4000eu to protect Gercuckmany and Ahmeds? No thanks.
2018-10-17 21:42
one of the biggest bullshit in Germany: Economy is thriving but wages are low af
2018-10-17 21:47
compare western wages to eastern wages
2018-10-17 22:43
western wages are also shit. there are so many People who have to take a Minijob besides their 8h/day Job just to pay their rents.
2018-10-17 22:46
i am a car mechanic on Apprentice and when im finished i will earn around 1.3k after taxes a month. thats not much if u knew the Prices for Apartments, Food etc. here
2018-10-17 22:47
where i am from (not venezuela) 86% of people are owners 350euros minimum wage 2 bedroom apartment in a big city + good zone around 70k rents - 100e for 1bedroom to 1k for one with 4 bedrooms basically if you're young and you wanna get a house you'll either pay loans your whole life or go in some western countries work few years get some savings come back.... and i bet that your 1.3k wage will be like 5/6k after few years bc my uncle gets like 2k as a mechanic here
2018-10-17 22:56
no as a car mechanic you wont earn 5/6k after some yerars.. and as i said in my Opening Statement; Germanys economy is very good and if u take that into consideration(and compare it with other countries) then u find out that the wages are very low here
2018-10-17 22:58
You need to organise and form unions, support pro-worker politicians etc
2018-10-18 17:27
This is some anti-migration propaganda. People wouldnt go over to Germany for <300EUR plus considering you have to spend more ( travels + more expensive living ). Minimum wage is 1500EUR in Germany according to Google. Stop bullshitting people.
2019-04-06 16:00
ROMANIA or Bulgaria? :D
2018-10-18 10:51
My uncle works part time as a car mechanic and he earns more than that lol. Oh, and hes in Romania.
2018-10-18 10:02
Fake flagger
2018-10-18 10:51
ofc but still im not romanian thanks god
2018-10-21 18:47
No way. You would have been paid better than that, even if you lived in some shithole like Russia... Ever consider moving?
2018-10-18 10:45
1,3 k in germany ? WTF U working for trabant ? axaxaxaxa
2018-10-18 15:37
yes thats the hypocrisy im Talking about
2018-10-18 17:38
what the hell? i used to work in construction before uni and i got a job with 3500€-4000€ before taxes. no experience (only 3 months) or education
2018-10-18 15:43
yes thats Germany. 4th largest economy in the world but shitty wages
2018-10-18 17:39
Not married,no kids, entry level car mechanic at sum shit company? What did u expect 2 live in a mansion?
2019-04-01 18:22
apparently the rich keeps getting richer but the poor and average stall
2018-10-18 17:27
Jewish capitalism explained in 1 sentence
2018-10-18 17:39
#195
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Germany GiiGa88 
Exactly
2018-10-18 17:54
#224
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Germany bre4king 
wa ge
2019-04-01 18:26
pretty much no taxes on those 4k though so ain't that bad
2018-10-17 22:26
#58
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Sweden meistr0 
"Since 2009-01-01 Germany levies a flat rate tax on private income from capital and capital gains called the Abgeltungsteuer. The tax rate is 25% plus 5.5% solidarity surcharge. The tax is levied at German sources as capital yields tax." Ehm...
2018-10-17 22:44
people who work for the federal states pay basically no income tax my friend.
2018-10-17 22:46
#75
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Sweden meistr0 
Ehm.... Police officers etc gets their salary through taxes m8. So you basically take money out of the taxes and pay a smaller amount back into the "pool" of taxes.
2018-10-17 22:50
I think you misunderstood me I just wanted to say that I don't have to pay income taxes. Obviously I know where my salary is coming from.
2018-10-17 22:51
#71
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Sweden meistr0 
AAY there is the Polish flagging HLTV user i was waiting for :D Welcome.
2018-10-17 22:49
#76
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Sweden meistr0 
Yes, will support MiBR and Fragsters to death bruv.
2018-10-17 22:51
#169
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Slovakia johank0 
In Slovakia cops earn about 600€ :)
2018-10-18 16:06
#170
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Sweden meistr0 
LOL But thats because everything is cheap AF in Slovakia, same with the Balkan countries. I would never in my life risk my life for 600eu lol.
2018-10-18 16:07
#171
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Slovakia johank0 
It aint that cheap.. but of course its cheaper than in Germany or somewhere. But Higher wages Higher price
2018-10-18 16:09
Dude that's the most fun jobs to beat some ahmeds
2019-04-01 19:56
nice :) a good friend of mine did the same education as you i guess at Landespolizei NRW but failed at the "Zwischentest" i guess i would call it like this. :( GL <3
2018-10-17 21:30
Why fakeflag??????
2018-10-17 21:23
he is albanian Living in germany
2018-10-17 23:00
he needs German passport to become a cop
2019-04-01 18:21
#14
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Norway PeteZz 
how long is the german police education? Is it more than the ridiculous 21 weeks american training?
2018-10-17 21:25
3 years studying officer career path
2018-10-17 21:29
#29
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Norway PeteZz 
Like Norway. I felt German police where really solid. Not pussies, but fair. And most of them knew how to talk to people. Me and my friends got beaten attacked by some random holigans one day, and we went with the police in an awesome car chase. cool af.
2018-10-17 21:33
#121
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Police brutality is kind of rare over here I can confirm.
2018-10-18 09:54
in bayern its pretty common lol
2018-10-18 15:41
#165
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Can't tell, im from germany ;)
2018-10-18 15:54
your experience? because I'm from bavaria.
2018-10-18 17:24
i saw a docu about police brutality, there is some but it never gets prosecuted. they all cover their backs
2018-10-18 17:32
#261
f0rest | 
Germany _187_ 
hhahahhaahhaha stop talking bullshit please in germany our police cant do shit, even if they just protect themselves they have to be carefull sadly lol
2019-04-06 15:12
No its not
2019-04-01 18:19
nt enver hoxha
2018-10-17 21:26
you mean you play ct in cs go?
2018-10-17 21:29
#26
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Other UknowY 
He does. But only on maps where GSG9 is the CT faction.
2018-10-17 21:31
I don't have time to play cs anymore tbh
2018-10-17 21:31
yes he will be one of the guys defusing on overpass
2019-04-01 20:00
#30
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Poland MAGA2020 
do you go on patrol yet?
2018-10-17 21:35
soon I will have an internship but not yet
2018-10-17 21:36
#33
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Poland MAGA2020 
nice gl brother
2018-10-17 21:37
like 60% of all police men in germany quit before their study even ended. u will also quit
2018-10-17 21:39
sick stat
2018-10-17 21:41
stop lieing pls
2018-10-17 22:27
>pretends to be policeman >doesn't know simple english
2018-10-18 15:22
stop lying pls
2018-10-18 17:25
#258
k0nfig | 
Liechtenstein mary69 
crybaby
2019-04-06 15:04
nice statistic xD also still studying 06.04.2019
2019-04-06 15:05
what are you most afraid of?
2018-10-17 21:42
regretting when I'm old.
2018-10-17 22:27
#61
s1mple | 
Bulgaria Frict 
that hit deep. dont think like that bro, you can always choose a different way in your life. ure young ;)
2018-10-17 22:46
no, I'm on a good path and I love my job but sometimes you really have to seize the moments and take the offers life gives to you. I'm more happy than I've ever been but the fear of regret is something I always had.
2018-10-17 22:48
look at it this way: at any moment in time everyone does the best choice possible for him/herself. Sure later on you might regret stuff because of new information you did not have when you made that choice. I'd bet anything that everyone would make exactly the same choices if he went back in the past with no additional knowledge
2018-10-17 23:21
I think that’s not what he meant. I have pretty much the same fear, and I don’t regret things I tried and failed. I regret about stuff I didn’t do because of my laziness, fears or w/e.
2018-10-18 10:51
this
2019-04-06 15:06
#48
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Germany NiceC 
Y u no join Unterstützungskommando to punch Women, Elderly People, Leftists, Footballfans and others in the Face with your Mehrzweckeinsatzstock?
2018-10-17 22:33
usk is certainly interesting for me but if wanna go down that route you have to stay there for at least 5 years.
2018-10-17 22:40
what do you think about the drug law in germany? in my opinion they should legalize everything to destroy the black market and to relieve the court and the police.
2018-10-17 22:37
you won't destroy the black market and the commercial stuff will be to expensive and trash but would be nice if they didn't put you 1-2 years in jail for every kg of weed
2018-10-17 22:46
#196
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Germany GiiGa88 
Ahahaha, sure thats how you destroy the black market, keep believing your drug propaganda you methhead
2018-10-18 17:59
I have a bad feeling about this
2018-10-17 22:41
some people are just immature unfortunately..
2018-10-17 22:43
What do you mean by that?
2018-10-17 22:43
f. e. the amount of racist and xenophobic posts in this thread already.
2018-10-17 22:50
Yea true, it's just sad that you want to have a talk with people and they directly come with racist prejudices
2018-10-17 22:58
Sounds like my thread when I asked about information for my trip to London lmao. Retards be like "read quran" "he french he knows it" "londonistan" "dont go to muslim shithole" lmao. I didn't even bother, I guess I'll get my info somewhere else.
2018-10-18 12:05
Yea hltv is filled with racists / far right supporters
2018-10-18 13:04
Aka braindead people. It's so stupid.
2018-10-18 13:08
#197
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Germany GiiGa88 
Well London is a muslim shithole, how are we stupid for stating facts
2018-10-18 18:00
Been there, haven't seen such a "muslim shithole" :D
2018-10-19 00:37
#193
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Poland MAGA2020 
that's not racist that's just reality
2018-10-18 17:45
Name checks out.
2018-10-19 00:37
read quran is kind of funny lol
2019-04-01 20:03
well one more reason to hate and disrespect the police
2018-10-17 22:45
sry to hear that.
2018-10-17 22:49
are you going to take bribes? corruped? if no youre stupid
2018-10-17 22:48
nope, never cause of ethics.
2018-10-17 22:49
you spend 500 on a haircut, you will be the biggest bribe taker ever
2018-10-18 15:43
#166
k0nfig | 
Liechtenstein mary69 
LOL albanien
2018-10-18 15:57
nope, I won't. pension way too good to risk it/also ethics.
2018-10-18 17:27
#92
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
How fast you go on autobahn?
2018-10-17 23:00
if there is a concrete danger for someone's life I could drive as fast as the wheels turn
2018-10-17 23:10
#100
rain | 
Estonia Turittu 
How fast do the police cars go?
2018-10-17 23:13
250 BMW 3series or 5 series
2018-10-18 08:57
fuck da police coming staight from albania a young gypsy stealing phones cuz im poor
2018-10-17 23:15
Ur rap carier have strong future like my englando axaxaxaxa
2018-10-18 15:39
i hope so
2018-10-18 18:28
LMAO xDDDD
2018-10-18 16:04
Nobody Needs to be a cop. Every where Police no where justice
2018-10-18 09:00
there are also cool cops rare but they are out there. i remember i was 15 on the way to school with my scooter which was supposed to go only 50 but i made it go 120 :p and he said get me a sandwich and i will forget about this situation and u will be right on time at school.
2018-10-18 09:08
That corrupt bastard next time you Need 2 succ his d1ck
2018-10-18 09:42
dutch cops are chill af. i remember few years ago i was in maastricht with my cousin and we went shopping in every coffeeshop. after sitting in my car and having all our weed on our lap, a random cop on a bike appears on my window and asked wtf we are doing with all this stuff and were surely not gonna drive home to germany. ofc we said " naahh we are here for a week" and he was aight
2018-10-18 09:52
#198
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Germany GiiGa88 
Haha nice i was driving 20 kmh over the limit while watching on phone (on a road with no traffic), police stopped me and i asked them if they have nothing better to do, for example watching the refugee-home, then they said they already were there and now just drive around because their is so much trouble with the refugees and they need to cool off :) Then they said i can go but i should go normal speed now
2018-10-18 18:05
whats the worst with ur job sir?
2018-10-18 09:01
getting up early and night shifts...
2018-10-18 09:56
what makes u want to keep on going to ur job?
2018-10-18 09:56
colleagues, discipline and variety of tasks. you can become pretty much everything after you finished studying... f. e. helicopter pilot, special task force....
2018-10-18 11:51
I would go to be police but then i couldnt do drugs, shit world
2018-10-18 09:02
how does it feel like being despised by everyone?
2018-10-18 09:14
xD
2018-10-18 09:50
3. Höchstes Berufsansehen in Bayern, also eher nicht.
2018-10-18 17:28
Ach bayern, noch besser :D wo man bei nem joint handschellen angelegt bekommt. Glhf und ich hoffe du wirst nicht einer von diesen bastarden die sich durch ihren beruf ihr ego pushen müssen.
2018-10-18 17:33
Bin ursprünglich aus NRW und Drogen sind hier in Bayern ein echt heikles Thema (womit ich prinzipiell aber auch kein Problem habe). Ne da wird extrem Wert drauf gelegt, dass wir unter der Uniform Mensch bleiben.
2018-10-18 17:37
are u poor?
2018-10-18 09:50
#133
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Netherlands NEEFBROERMAN 
is it/will it be difficult for you to be truely objective in the heat of the moment?
2018-10-18 10:52
scenario? I don't think you can be 100% objective but I'll try my best.
2018-10-18 11:51
#137
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Netherlands NEEFBROERMAN 
idk man i just wonder when personal affects come in to play, wish u goodluck
2018-10-18 11:57
I'll never work where I live and rather chose a police station somewhere else.
2018-10-18 17:29
He means when you have to arrest other immigrants
2018-10-18 15:49
cya new years even cologne trainstation fam. i hope u can stay calm when i throw fireworks infront you cuz ur not allowed to harm me hahah
2018-10-18 12:11
I'm from bavaria.
2018-10-18 17:30
im joining next year, currently in 5th year in army to join Police with reduced studying time in Hamburg. How's the work Overall? decent? many People with stock im arsch?
2018-10-18 15:30
id rather have stuck up people than people of the new generation who listen to rap and probably have some bad cop fetish. who in their right mind goes to the police in 2k18? can only be jerks anyways
2018-10-18 15:38
fcuk the police ,,/,,
2018-10-18 15:33
"Im a police lieutenant, just kidding in just training..."
2018-10-18 15:35
police lieutenant in training, which means after I finished 2 more years of studying I'm a lieutenant.
2018-10-18 17:31
how much money u wanna make on the side by smuggling your own drugs and taking cash from drug dealers you protect?
2018-10-18 15:39
Flag checks out, immigrant....
2018-10-18 15:44
If you were to catch me doing some sort of minor crime and i tell you I'm hltv user, would you let me go? And would my haircut influence your decision?
2018-10-18 15:45
#163
Sosa | 
Europe Wtfmenn) 
Wtf dood
2018-10-18 15:46
we have some latitude regarding minor crimes so I would probably do nothing especially if your are an hltv user but the haircut gotta be fresh :P
2018-10-18 17:33
Hello, can you please take a look at the email I sent to bans@hltv.org regarding my unwarranted ban? Thank you in advance.
2019-04-01 18:17
Laughable if not a bait. Probably another corrupt cop with gang connection
2018-10-18 15:46
laugh as much as you want :)
2018-10-18 17:34
#200
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Germany GiiGa88 
Siehst du doch schon an der flagge
2018-10-18 18:08
do you like hurting people ? cuz i do
2018-10-18 15:58
not at all tbh.
2018-10-18 17:38
would you do it if your superiors asked ?
2018-10-18 17:38
if I think it is correct to execute the police activity, yes otherwise no. there has to be a valid reason.
2018-10-18 23:25
#194
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Germany Payynnkilla 
voting for afd and being a police officer is very weird but best of luck
2018-10-18 17:51
germany = albanians and turkish no real german nowadays
2018-10-18 18:06
cry is free
2018-10-18 23:23
Wow you get to beat up muslims and pepper spray leftist
2018-10-22 12:57
#220
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Germany Payynnkilla 
hello fakepott
2019-04-01 18:22
#210
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
Are u going to take bribe?
2018-10-22 13:00
#211
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Czech Republic LIFTY! 
Sturmbannführer Kozlowski.. never mind just reminded me one movie :D gl in action.
2018-10-22 13:19
"german" fuck outta here you're not german
2019-04-01 18:18
#221
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Germany Payynnkilla 
WTF maybe hes a german citizen??
2019-04-01 18:23
that shouldn't be a rule, if he was born in albania then he should stay in his shithole no matter what now look at germany I bet you live in berlin aswell you fuck
2019-04-01 18:26
#225
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Germany Payynnkilla 
i dont live in berlin lol calm down
2019-04-01 18:28
many turkish people do and it gets scary that in some areas you can't go outside after 22:00
2019-04-01 18:31
that's not the turks but illegal immigrants (aka refugees) from arab countries, north africa and afghanistan
2019-04-01 20:00
they all look the same, I honestly can't see a difference
2019-04-01 20:01
german citizen, passport and birthplace.
2019-04-06 15:00
and still using 3rd world flag ??????
2019-04-06 15:01
flag checks out
2019-04-01 18:22
German police is a wimpy joke. Send you in prison for dont paying GEZ but if a real criminal comes they run away and hide.
2019-04-01 18:23
#263
f0rest | 
Germany _187_ 
sad but true
2019-04-06 15:13
#226
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Germany notBaitland 
Hope u fail because of flag
2019-04-01 18:29
what do you mean?
2019-04-06 15:01
haha they even take ur police jkobs
2019-04-06 15:21
why you didnt become a prison guard instead? salary is little less but you only have to talk shit and sniff colleagues farts
2019-04-01 18:30
sounds boring af
2019-04-06 15:01
do you take orders from female collegues?
2019-04-01 18:31
why not?
2019-04-06 15:02
police who lmaoo
2019-04-01 19:37
#236
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Israel OKOptimistic 
do you deal with a lot of hoodrats?
2019-04-01 19:57
yep, never seen so much stupidty before :D but funny af tbh
2019-04-06 15:02
#240
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Greenland xen_ 
are you actually from albania?
2019-04-01 20:01
parents
2019-04-06 15:03
#245
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Brazil de_lite 
cya in 3 days
2019-04-01 20:03
#249
Lucky | 
France Daniska 
shame on u
2019-04-01 20:33
Wish you good luck on your road mate! Would you consider yourself German even tho your roots are from Albania?
2019-04-06 16:06
Why don't you move to Albania?
2019-04-06 16:11
I like living in Germany.
2019-04-06 17:12
Change your flag.
2019-04-06 17:13
What do you think about cannabis laws? Im from Bavaria and it's just laughable how police handles the situation.
2019-04-06 16:12
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