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Last human on earth
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United States EVER1 
If all of a sudden you were the last human being on earth, what would be your main mission in life?
2018-10-21 17:34
survive ?
2018-10-21 17:36
#4
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United States EVER1 
surviving wouldn’t be that difficult considering there isn’t any apocalypse or danger going on. Just the idea of you waking up one morning with no one else on earth.
2018-10-21 17:38
#10
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United States boshyyy 
But if there is no one left, nuclear power plants would fail, there would be no electricity, food would go bad sooner or later and no ac or heating, no purified water, basically it would become and apocalypse within a few weeks, months.
2018-10-21 17:41
#22
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United States EVER1 
Remember since you are the last person, all those non-perishable goods and bottled water are yours for the taking. Yes, life would be harder but it’s not like there would be a fear of humans hunting you on top of everything, just have to worry about animals and weather depending on where you are.
2018-10-21 17:45
#305
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Indonesia linekerrr 
yes but then the dinosaurs will come out since the electricity is ded
2018-11-26 11:53
#398
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Poland Fanowskyy 
+1
2018-11-26 13:22
+1 thanks for blowing my mind
2018-11-27 09:25
#26
allu | 
Finland Jodecast 
Nuclear power plants can pretty much shut themselfves and survive, the most critical scenario would be something like chernobly . No electricity but you could get some solar panels, food you can grow yourself easily, and there is plenty of stuff that doesnt really expire, heat you can get from wood, water you can get easily etc
2018-10-21 17:45
how about ghost and demons since your are alone all there focus is on you
2018-10-21 17:50
#40
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United Kingdom C4Golden 
good point
2018-10-21 17:57
SHEEEIIIT
2018-10-21 18:08
+1 not as easy as it sounds
2018-10-21 18:32
Ghosts xD
2018-10-21 18:43
oh heeeell naww dawg
2018-10-22 14:59
#143
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Brazil BlueLighting 
I watched supernatural and I have a good amount of salt.... ggez
2018-10-22 19:07
#173
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Malaysia byaIi 
yes and nightmare's without mommy
2018-10-23 05:56
wow
2018-10-23 12:48
I would draw an face to an football and speak whit him or make animal friends so i dont go insane
2018-11-26 07:49
#244
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Denmark JustYes 
You've seen the last man on earth haven't you? :D
2018-11-26 07:58
No it was this youtu.be/QspAEdwDeQs
2018-11-26 08:00
Incredible video i liked it!
2018-11-26 12:04
You will probably like their other videos aswell
2018-11-26 12:18
Thanks 4 your advise bruh i'm lookin ;)
2018-11-26 22:31
Incredible video i liked it!
2018-11-26 12:04
It can help alot
2018-11-26 08:01
I don't know why but imagining that made me feel a bit anxious..
2018-11-26 08:05
so basically survive
2018-10-22 23:54
food = go to supermarket and you will have canned food for years water = bottled water in supermarkets for years or just catch rain no ac/heating = no one needs AC, if you are cold just make a fire
2018-10-21 17:49
how do you live without mom :(((
2018-10-21 17:53
#3
2018-10-21 17:53
nice
2018-10-21 17:53
#38
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United States boshyyy 
Bottled water has an expiration date for the plastic is uses, after that date the plastic starts to release chemicals into the water that and not good for you and can harm people.
2018-10-21 17:56
water filters
2018-10-21 18:02
glass bottles
2018-10-21 18:33
precisely. There is SO MUCH STUFF in this world, enough for 8 billion people. A little creativity and you would be all good. Until you caught some sickness then rip.
2018-10-22 15:00
You'd still become insane after a while and commit suicide though
2018-10-23 12:43
I'm with you on this one, i'd probably travel around for a bit then realise how boring and shit times are so kill myself.
2018-10-21 17:58
true it'd be fun af for a short while but long term, talking years, eventually mental illness will probz kick in and a shotgun to the roof of the mouth would be quite likely after you've done all there is to do, even if it takes like 10 years it will be inevitable
2018-10-21 18:13
I'd rather try out an F-16 or something more fun like that
2018-10-22 15:01
i'd rather go high as fuck on fuck knows what...at least it would be fun, screw the shotgun! Still good point about the illness, without medical knowledge/intelligence to learn that shit while still healthy....one is pretty fucked in this scenario.
2018-10-23 07:25
Purified water lol usa wtf..... are u 3rd world even Serbia water is not bad that u need to purify it..
2018-11-26 12:27
In that case i would enjoy all good food on the earth, have free cars, houses, etc.
2018-11-26 08:09
if you are alone that's because you already survived to a random occurrence.
2018-11-26 13:30
kill myself
2018-10-21 17:37
#196
gabs | 
Faroe Islands DiaRhea 
You can do it right now
2018-10-23 07:58
#236
Snax | 
Argentina Lokoxx60 
+1
2018-10-23 21:03
thanks! im doing it!
2018-11-26 08:04
I'm with you!
2018-11-26 08:39
I could imagine doing a lot of stupid shit considering no one is there to stop me
2018-10-21 17:38
2 days in: 0 humans alive
2018-10-22 15:01
#221
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Slovakia HowToHltv 
+1
2018-10-23 16:06
#7
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Paraguay HighAlching 
go to work and say i quit
2018-10-21 17:39
Luuuuuuul
2018-10-23 06:59
#8
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Russia wutendZZZ 
im havent life beside PC, so, dont give a fuck.
2018-10-21 17:39
#12
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United States PsychoLogical 
no internet bro lmao
2018-10-21 17:41
#14
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Russia wutendZZZ 
oh shit, we have a problem. so, im start downloading all films and games was on this earth
2018-10-21 17:42
already have over 10tb of that stuff ready :D but its only a few thousand movies and a couple of hundred tv shows, idk how long it will last
2018-10-21 18:15
no electricity :D
2018-10-22 14:08
#13
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United States EVER1 
lmao good luck when there is no more electricity
2018-10-21 17:42
#28
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Russia wutendZZZ 
this needs time to disapper EVERYWHERE, after will try to make energy xd
2018-10-21 17:47
that's not a problem, just find an off-grid house with a solar power system and water tanks installed and you're all set, it should be ez in america i think it's more common there in certain parts of the country
2018-10-21 18:16
There's no sun.
2018-10-22 19:04
?wat?
2018-10-22 19:04
didnt you know humans power the sun? typical american idiot
2018-10-23 15:30
#226
ropz | 
United States BLNDSPT 
another liberal pwned
2018-10-23 19:29
#272
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United States ferric 
another libtard pwned with facts and knowledge
2018-11-26 08:39
how'd you figure out im ben shapiro?
2018-11-26 13:52
#411
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United States ferric 
Because you absolutely destroyed that libtard using facts and knowledge
2018-11-26 14:31
thank you my dear friend and supporter, for your support in this EPIC escapade.
2018-11-26 20:21
#9
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Europe dbanodbano 
play PUBG
2018-10-21 17:39
#11
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Russia deadforest 
with who
2018-10-21 17:40
Solo matchmaking
2018-10-23 04:02
Be the last man on moon as well. Write the history of Earth again so that if aliens find it abandoned they know that Hitler was right and Communists/leftists killed our population.
2018-10-21 17:45
#109
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Germany Kuruyo 
-1
2018-10-22 14:30
Hitler was not a conservative, he was mentally deranged. He ran a dictatorship.
2018-10-22 15:03
Where exactly did I say he was?
2018-10-22 17:18
Not explicitly, it was strongly implied by how it was worded. If that's not what you meant then ok
2018-10-22 18:41
Hey National Socialist do you have steam? i want ask something steamcommunity.com/id/OMAGYARORSZAG/
2018-10-22 19:28
You can send a dm on here?
2018-10-23 12:50
#227
ropz | 
United States BLNDSPT 
+1111111
2018-10-23 19:29
Shout "CSGO is now really a dead game"
2018-10-21 17:50
#41
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Germany zeolikk 
lmao
2018-10-21 17:58
#170
ropz | 
China SWhinX 
+1
2018-10-23 05:50
#271
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United States ferric 
it would however be doing better than fortnite at that point
2018-11-26 08:37
#33
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Brazil Eneas56 
I would go crazy probably.
2018-10-21 17:52
#39
Mexico aeR1 
It reminds of that twilight episode where he is the last man and he is finally happy because he think he has enough time to ready all the books he wants. Except his glasses fell and break LOL
2018-10-21 17:57
lmao sounds like a comedy tbh
2018-10-21 18:18
watch the sun rise and set
2018-10-21 18:03
i would eat pizza
2018-10-21 18:04
who would made the pizza ?
2018-10-22 20:39
supermarket pizza or something
2018-10-23 03:45
who would make the supermarket pizza ???
2018-10-23 18:08
#228
ropz | 
United States BLNDSPT 
me
2018-10-23 19:29
you would be dead
2018-10-23 20:57
#238
ropz | 
United States BLNDSPT 
no I would still be making pizza at my pizza shop
2018-10-24 15:52
#50
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Europe amaxed83 
to finally have some fun placing cs without getting fucking ruskis in my team every match
2018-10-21 18:06
lmao who you play with ?
2018-10-21 18:09
#54
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Europe amaxed83 
fuck i didnt think about that
2018-10-21 18:11
bots > ruskis tbh
2018-10-21 18:18
+1
2018-10-23 06:54
#53
Pogba | 
France uria64 
ill be top 1 in cs PogChamp
2018-10-21 18:11
#55
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Europe amaxed83 
but you will also be the worst at cs xd
2018-10-21 18:12
#58
Pogba | 
France uria64 
oh fak
2018-10-21 18:13
damn
2018-10-23 05:47
Find where the nukes are and detonate them all. If humans die, then may as well take out all the animals and fish with us
2018-10-21 18:12
Yeah life is terrible so.
2018-11-26 08:35
#270
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United States ferric 
meh worst one I've seen. Why shoudl the other species suffer for one species going extinct? humans dont suffer for other species today that go extinct
2018-11-26 08:36
In my opinion eliminating life is good for all species.
2018-11-26 08:51
#59
Japan rdmn 
thats the dream dude. world without retards.
2018-10-21 18:14
Yeah, there would be only 1 left
2018-10-21 22:21
megaoof
2018-10-22 17:27
megaoof2
2018-11-26 08:06
megaoof3
2018-11-26 12:31
absorb all the knowledge in the world and rebuild this will include mastering IVF in order to use pre-existing eggs to re-populate the earth, i will be like adam from adam and eve
2018-10-21 18:21
#69
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United States EVER1 
Finally someone is talking about gaining knowledge, I’ve been waiting for it in all these replies. I would make it my life’s work to try and gain as much knowledge as I could, including government secrets. Government secrets may or may not help me, but it would be incredible to have that knowledge
2018-10-21 18:29
this is just a very interesting topic really, ever since i was a kid i was amazed by this sort of scenario (even tho it will probably never happen, closest thing irl would be getting stranded on an island or lost in nature away from civilization but that's still very different) do you have any favorite literature on the subject? i feel like i can just spend forever on this sort of thing, atm just watching some off-grid house videos bcuz in a post-apocalyptic scenario it's the best way to go really
2018-10-21 18:36
#81
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United States EVER1 
It really is, always been intrigued by it. I don’t have any specific literature that I know off the top of my head on this topic, but I’ve been reading about alternate realties (many worlds interpration) for a while now, and I just think about it from that stand point. What if an alternate reality that’s split off from your current reality has only one human being on earth (yourself). I’m going to make another thread about that soon tbh. I live discussing these types of things
2018-10-21 18:40
#284
smooya | 
Sweden jackir 
all u need is 1 girl
2018-11-26 09:19
What is the point? After you are gone nobody else will be left to pass the knowledge along to. Waste of time learning anything other than survival skills.
2018-10-22 14:34
Well since there is no one else alive you must learn lots of different things to increase your chances of survival. This could range from practical tasks like plumbing or construction all the way to more complex sciences, but it really depends on how you want to live. Sure you can learn the most basic primitive skills necessary but the more you learn the better your skill set, quality of life and chances of survival. Also don't forget learning is fun, at least for me, just depends on what you learn, how you learn it and for what purpose. Some examples of things (simple and complex) I would definitely learn: -Boating (ez transport+helps with the next point) -Fishing (ez food for long term after supermarket food expires) -Plumbing (make sure i can have clean + sustainable water all the time) -Electrotechnology (working with solar system for ez infinite off-grid power) -Mechanical technology (cars and other forms of transport will inevitably need repair) -Biology (try to create an artificial womb and repopulate the earth with pre-existing eggs in science labs using IVF) -Hunting (need food on land sometimes) -Cooking (ofc will try to learn things like how to properly dry food and make long-lasting jerky and pickled food that will last a long time) -Farming (fruits/veggies are important) That's just off the top of my head, but learning lots of new things is important for survival, and you may even be able to pass it down if you can repopulate with artificial wombs and IVF.
2018-10-23 07:13
U wont be able to get into government secrets tho coz u wont have an authorization in security system.
2018-10-23 08:07
I don't need government secrets.
2018-10-23 08:26
#210
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United States EVER1 
With everyone gone, you would eventually find a way to find them. Plus they aren’t even needed, just out of curiosity if you wanted to know everything they hid from you
2018-10-23 15:24
yeah makes sense.
2018-10-23 16:46
#197
gabs | 
Faroe Islands DiaRhea 
Just eat your own sperm and you will get baby in 9 month
2018-10-23 08:00
Find a way to commit suicide without any pain or suffering.
2018-10-21 18:24
#91
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United States EVER1 
why would you want to commit suicide? There are so many things to do on an empty earth. Everything you ever dreamed of doing is possible without any interference or interruption
2018-10-21 22:16
The downside is: At a certain point, you would suffer from severe loneliness, you would start getting depressed and stressed, because every human being that is use to living in a civilisation needs human contact in some form
2018-10-22 15:19
#176
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
Bro go to the fucking pet store xD
2018-10-23 06:04
Then remember noone fed them.
2018-11-26 12:22
PETS DUDE
2018-10-23 15:39
#269
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United States ferric 
you can get pets and try everything first before giving up
2018-11-26 08:35
#68
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United States Bill_Bait 
Try to find other people (assuming I didn't know I was the last human). Never stay at the same place for more than a week, just wander around (and protect yourself from animals)
2018-10-21 18:25
I've seen The Last Man On Earth so I'm ready
2018-10-21 18:28
Weed garden and then something to fuck. Ez life
2018-10-21 18:29
get a dog OwO
2018-10-23 06:35
Get a GOAT (not talking about f0rest tho)
2018-10-23 15:33
run naked outside
2018-10-21 18:33
#84
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United States Rod0lfo 
I’d make my way to a real nice beach resort and just j chill
2018-10-21 19:01
Since food will expire fast, electricity will go down, I'll eat the most good things as they last, drive the most expensive cars without giving a fuck, playing PC, watching movies alone. After a couple of years where only canned food will be available, no electricity I'll probably kill myself
2018-10-21 19:06
#96
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United States EVER1 
You forgot solar panels, growing your own food, and the pretty much life time supply of non-perishable food and bottled water in hundreds of thousands of stores
2018-10-22 13:59
Solar panels don't live forever
2018-10-22 14:01
#99
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United States EVER1 
Bro how long do you think you will live for lmao
2018-10-22 14:02
A solar panel live for about 30 years. You have to consider battiers at night. You won't find enough batteries for solar panels and what's the point of electricity at day?
2018-10-22 14:03
"A solar panel live for about 30 years." If you learn electrotechnology you can easily install new ones if needed, it's not that hard and you can learn it rather easily. Alternatively you can use hydro-powered systems which can last over 100 years, so that should set you up for life. This is the least of your worries. "You have to consider battiers at night.You won't find enough batteries for solar panels" Actually batteries are easy to attain and install with the right know-how. A good solar system with a 10kW battery will be more than any one individual can use. If you really wanted you could go hardcore and even install 50kW worth of batteries, at this point you should get an electric car because of all that power you've got to spare. "What's the point of electricity at day?" Same as at night minus the lighting. Needed for cooking, heating/cooling, electrical appliances such as a computer or kettle. The list never ends.
2018-10-23 07:30
#267
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United States ferric 
You can raise animals and grow your own food too to keep it fres
2018-11-26 08:34
steal stores and banks proudly.
2018-10-21 22:18
#95
Twistzz | 
United Kingdom Sh4dez 
Do every single drug on planet earth
2018-10-21 22:25
#98
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
ResidentSleeper till death
2018-10-22 14:02
#103
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Find a storage of those 2018 high quality sex dolls and robots. Explore USA nature, and live in the south during winter. Read books on how to drive an ocean liner and get my self to Europe.
2018-10-22 14:08
good points bro. i feel it
2018-10-22 19:19
Watch hentai naked
2018-10-22 14:11
Make an AMA topic on hltv, Jonaylthan wouldn't be on here to ban me
2018-10-22 14:16
1. Create AI 2. make AI work for me 3. AI creates a sex robot for me 4. I have everything I need 5. Since I'm the only human on earth AI takes over and kills me.
2018-10-22 14:26
to become a tier1 cs player
2018-10-22 14:27
run around naked
2018-10-22 14:27
Play CS:GO with bots
2018-10-22 14:30
find the least painful way to die
2018-10-22 14:35
it will take a lifetime to do
2018-10-22 14:35
#114
acid | 
Estonia MC_Ride 
write down a summary of who we are and what has happened then kys
2018-10-22 14:37
#115
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United States EVER1 
I would write a book of life as the last human, and keep daily video logs
2018-10-22 14:45
#135
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
+1 I think i would try to document human life
2018-10-22 15:25
#177
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
Make a video pointing out that you have the biggest dick out of all the humans in the world lul
2018-10-23 06:06
jack off
2018-10-22 14:46
#118
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
overdose
2018-10-22 14:59
#122
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Norway Str1mp 
It would be as the same mission as always, die.
2018-10-22 15:00
Try to save astronauts on space stations + company + brains + human race can't die IQ 137
2018-10-22 15:03
#128
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United States EVER1 
+1 brother I would dedicate my life to knowledge
2018-10-22 15:07
#134
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
But how i doubt many here knoww about rockets
2018-10-22 15:24
#266
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United States ferric 
Yeah but with everyone gone, no one is stopping you from robbing universities or hacking the internet and gaining info to protected documents on getting the knowledge to do all that,.
2018-11-26 08:33
Imagine this: The same exact scenario as you described, but you only have 24 hours until everyone will come back in an instant What you think? :D
2018-10-22 15:15
#131
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United States EVER1 
Well in that case that would be very different. Instead of wanting to gain knowledge (which is what I would do if everyone was gone, permanently) I’d just steal a bunch of shit, rob banks, etc
2018-10-22 15:27
#133
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
Dont waste time on opening the vault it would probably take the whole day
2018-10-22 15:23
Yeah just go into rich neighborhood, get a few millions of gold, retire in peace
2018-10-22 19:18
Expected from favela
2018-10-23 08:11
i would robb banks as much as i can.
2018-10-22 19:31
#264
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United States ferric 
Get every materialistic thing I ever wanted without getting in trouble for it when everyone comes back
2018-11-26 08:33
Kill myself
2018-10-22 15:22
+1 tbh
2018-10-22 19:11
#145
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World VeilSideRR 
I would like to learn how 2 drift, smoke some stuff and have a chill. But it must be so depressing when u are one and only on the earth
2018-10-22 19:13
#146
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Sweden plikz 
just me and all the animals in the world would be kinda cool
2018-10-22 19:16
#149
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Estonia grigorj4n 
im the last human in this fucking world. you are all indian bots and baiters (AI) ty for attention
2018-10-22 19:20
after some time i def. would try to reproduce myself but not sure how to do. is it possible in a technical way? hard task i guess
2018-10-22 19:22
If you are female you can rob an sperm bank
2018-11-26 07:57
#263
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United States ferric 
Yeah and then deliver a baby yourself? I guess it's worth a try...
2018-11-26 08:32
i would look around to another people for a while, if i can't find anyone i would kill myself probably. There is no point to live after this kind of situation. Eat, sleep, shit, masturbate; looks boring.
2018-10-22 19:25
#160
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Europe amaxed83 
"Eat, sleep, shit, masturbate; looks boring." This is my life for 2 years. Its pretty good.
2018-10-22 23:51
Lol
2018-10-22 23:55
Lol
2018-10-23 05:51
lol same
2018-11-26 08:33
Getting knowledge is never boring.
2018-10-23 08:13
i would smoke weed af, and fuck myself, get pregnant of myself, carry a myself kid and repopulate the world
2018-10-22 20:42
go to walmart and steal shit
2018-10-22 20:44
At first i would probably just fuck around, steal shit like expensive fast cars and cause unnecessary chaos by myself. After that id probably just focus on surviving. Finding a nice house and stacking it with food and water from the market. Id probably have to learn how to farm. Getting a gun from a gun store would be essential also so i can hunt animals. Would have to get some books from the library about farming and skinning animals so i can survive alot longer. Would be cool
2018-10-22 20:50
#164
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United States EVER1 
It would be very interesting to live like that, only man on earth. Some people say they will go crazy but i think I would thrive in an environment like that. No interruption.
2018-10-23 00:58
#178
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
True it would be fine if you have a dog and old videos of people to keep you sane.
2018-10-23 06:08
What is the point of living if you don't have anyone to share your experiences with? I give myself max 5 years before going full mental.
2018-11-26 08:14
i'd embrace that
2018-10-22 23:53
play csgo with bots
2018-10-23 00:59
I AM LEGEND
2018-10-23 04:15
But without this stupid zombies, life would be hard with them.
2018-11-26 09:07
#171
ropz | 
China SWhinX 
Jerk off Now no one would say it’s harmful to my body
2018-10-23 05:51
#174
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Australia t0rrent 
Play cs against bots
2018-10-23 05:56
#175
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Malaysia byaIi 
human is a social animal, so it would be very hard to just live alone also i'm 11 so i would die so fast
2018-10-23 05:57
#179
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
lol you would be the biggest dicked kid though xD
2018-10-23 06:09
#185
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Malaysia byaIi 
lol
2018-10-23 06:48
make a really big fort out of twinkies
2018-10-23 06:11
I would rob a bank so I can buy everything I've ever wanted
2018-10-23 06:15
#189
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Other UknowY 
sound logic
2018-10-23 07:03
#195
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Literally 0 point to rob a bank when money won't do shit for you.
2018-10-23 07:49
wat you mean
2018-10-23 15:52
#229
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
tf would you buy with money when noone is there to take it? Everything is free when you're the last person on the planet.
2018-10-23 20:55
#219
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North America nastyadeadly 
r/woooosh
2018-10-23 16:05
#235
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
#229
2018-10-23 21:03
#259
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United States ferric 
again, you missed the point. r/woooosh
2018-11-26 08:29
#231
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Argentina roulettesoad 
200 iq
2018-10-23 20:57
#183
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Brazil TEUS1 
suicide
2018-10-23 06:18
#188
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Other UknowY 
delete HLTV
2018-10-23 07:03
Who cares i am not last on earth so its not my problem
2018-10-23 07:31
get my dick sucked by animals
2018-10-23 12:36
#208
rain | 
Brazil idt_fgt 
find all the money and take a snap!
2018-10-23 13:17
probably kill myself because of boredom eventually
2018-10-23 13:22
Single player games, Movies, Anime, great food, Cars, cool houses, Hentai, hunting animals, pet a dog, books, creative things, etc.
2018-11-26 09:10
its fucking embarrassing that weebs like you dont feel shame when you say in public that you jerk off to cartoons. stop doing that please. just keep your weird fetish to yourself.
2018-11-26 11:42
It was joke actually, i never actually fap to hentai or at least from what i remember but in others hands i don't see anything shameful in it to be honest.
2018-11-26 11:42
its so shameful i cant even
2018-11-26 11:43
Why tho? or you are trolling, i mean i really don't understand.
2018-11-26 11:43
its jerking off to cartoon girls. how do you not understand how embarrassing that is. its literally the most loser thing ive ever seen in my life. same level of loser as bronies.
2018-11-26 11:44
Come on people have weirder fetishes, at least carttons girls look hot.
2018-11-26 11:45
if drawings made by other dudes look hot to you, there is something wrong with you.
2018-11-26 11:46
How do you know that it is drawn by other dudes at the first place and you can always draw it for yourself if you want, i mean true some people are weird but still that is not that weird, anime girls are sort of unique.
2018-11-26 11:49
its just a bunch of weird guys drawing fantasies about fucking underage girls. how can you think thats hot.
2018-11-26 11:47
I'm not talking about underages, really i hate pedos psychos like jovik but i mean big boobs and booty, etc.
2018-11-26 11:49
im pretty sure most of it is about underage girls though. they draw them with big heads and eyes for a reason.
2018-11-26 11:50
Well at least they don't look underage to me, better than child porn think about it.
2018-11-26 11:58
anyway disgerading the hentai remark, i would not have any joy from entertainment, good food, or anything else, because theres no one to share it with or talk to. so id still kill myself after a couple days.
2018-11-26 11:45
What about dog, would he make you want to live more in that situation? i personally would live long, isolation sort of fits me, i would go and experience nature and stuff like that.
2018-11-26 11:50
nope, dogs are fucking mentally handicapped. theyre literally retarded mutated wolves. id feel bad.
2018-11-26 11:51
Dogs are good, they'll love you like you love them.
2018-11-26 11:51
i dont love them.
2018-11-26 11:51
Maybe now but soon you will fall in love with one, trust me, give it a try.
2018-11-26 11:52
theyre too dumb. i cant.
2018-11-26 11:52
I mean they are not humans but some of the dogs are pretty smart, you can teach them couple of tricks.
2018-11-26 11:53
like running after a stick you never throw
2018-11-26 11:54
At least something to do. :D
2018-11-26 11:55
most modern breeds of dog are way too dependent on humans to feed them and give them attention and they will literally die if you dont. useless animals. id probably eat them.
2018-11-26 11:52
Not that usless, look they will defend you for sure, they can smell food.
2018-11-26 11:53
lots of modern dog breeds cant smell that well at all, they just look weird.
2018-11-26 11:54
They look cute and most important part is that they will defend you.
2018-11-26 11:54
against what? dogs are literally the most dangerous animal in my country.
2018-11-26 11:55
From your spiritual isolation, you'll have a soul with you.
2018-11-26 11:58
i guess thats true, but id prefer a smarter animal, a pig, big cat, idk.
2018-11-26 11:59
Pig is samrter than Dog? i aren't think that but in anyway pigs are sort of evil they just want to eat they don't share evolutionary history with us like dogs do.
2018-11-26 12:01
pigs are really smart zooportraits.com/animal-intelligence-sma.. they can solve pretty complex puzzles to get food.
2018-11-26 12:03
Okay but do they are smart as some dogs? i really don't think so.
2018-11-26 12:04
Okay there is no dogs in that list, so that makes sense.
2018-11-26 12:05
dogs are honestly fucking stupid you can like them but they are dumb
2018-11-26 12:05
Not really, come on they are smart enough to love you and that's what matters.
2018-11-26 12:06
you dont have to be smart to feel something, it has very little to do with each other. i just really dont like dogs. sorry.
2018-11-26 12:07
They are smart enough to help you as well, see when you'll be alone, try to pet a dog and you will fall in love with him.
2018-11-26 12:08
maybe if i found a bunch of sheep and a useful breed like a shepherd dog i wouldnt eat it.
2018-11-26 11:53
You don't have to eat dogs, you'll have a planty of food because you'll be only human left.
2018-11-26 11:54
but i could if i wanted to
2018-11-26 11:54
That's evil. lol
2018-11-26 11:55
theres no one to tell you about morality when youre the last person alive.
2018-11-26 11:55
But dogs have personallity too and they feel pain and they are alive just like humans.
2018-11-26 11:57
every mammal has personality and emotions, anyone who denies this has never had a pet or lived on a farm or something like that.
2018-11-26 12:05
I never said that they don't
2018-11-26 12:05
okay so would you become a veganist then and be friends with all the woodland creatures
2018-11-26 12:06
Not really yet, thing about dogs is we sort of share evolutionary past with them, they are close to us like other humans are.
2018-11-26 12:07
yes because we bred them to be retarded and dependent on humans for survival.
2018-11-26 12:07
In the past and in many cases as of now, they are very useful to us.
2018-11-26 12:08
who cares about useful when there is no one left to be useful for.
2018-11-26 12:10
You guys can hunt other animals, birds and most importantly they are best animal for human to be around.
2018-11-26 12:10
but why would you want to do any of that if you will die alone and then there will be no one left. whats the point.
2018-11-26 12:11
Enjoyment, when there is nothing more left,
2018-11-26 12:16
Okay dude you can have a cat if you want but they don't like to travel a lot as far as i'm concern?
2018-11-26 11:59
neither do i haha
2018-11-26 12:00
Why? when you are alone in the world at least you would want to see the whole world and than die?
2018-11-26 12:02
nope i would just want to die
2018-11-26 12:05
I think when there will be no one around, you will feel kind of very free because world is yours and you can do whatever you want, it will excting for sometime.
2018-11-26 12:09
nope i would feel very sad and kill myself
2018-11-26 12:10
Try at least to find out secrets of your goverment or something like that, secrets of the states and you will find out that world war 3 was about to start.
2018-11-26 12:11
it doesnt matter any more what other people planned or kept a secret, theyre all dead, fuck em.
2018-11-26 12:12
It will be existing turst me, to find out what other people planed to do, especially people around you, you can unlock their facebook or whatever they used.
2018-11-26 12:13
i already dont care about social media right now while there are billions of other ppl alive. why should i care when theyre all dead.
2018-11-26 12:13
I'm talking about your friends and familly members, find out something about their pasts, present.
2018-11-26 12:14
theyre dead who gives a fuck
2018-11-26 12:14
Our ancestors are dead too but we are still interested in their ideas what kind of poeple they were, what they thought, etc.
2018-11-26 12:15
yeah but if you are last person on earth there will be no one to be interested in anything any more in at most 100 years.
2018-11-26 12:17
Maybe when you are last person you can somehow think about creating life or something that lul but that is still interesting.
2018-11-26 12:21
knowledge has no value if you cant give it to anyone.
2018-11-26 12:12
You can give it to yourself.
2018-11-26 12:13
but why?
2018-11-26 12:13
Can ask that question just about anything.
2018-11-26 12:14
as long as there are other ppl, you can give them things to make them happy or be useful to them, so that they survive, your tribe survives. if you are alone, no chance for the tribe to survive, whats the point of gathering knowledge? it will be lost when you die.
2018-11-26 12:17
What i said before, gather knowledge for yourself, you have to survive.
2018-11-26 12:17
you cant survive forever, you will die eventually, there is no reason to even try.
2018-11-26 12:18
But same is true now when people are around, when smart poeple talk about how sun is gonna die off and later whole life in universe as well, we just enjoy our time here as long as we can and that's the point.
2018-11-26 12:20
thats different because of the scale. it will take many billions of years for anything like that to happen. how many people can live a good life in the time we have? uncountable numbers. thats a lot different from it just being you left, with a couple decades to live at best and no one to talk to.
2018-11-26 12:22
I still don't and can't understand the difference, let many live good lifes but what about you?
2018-11-26 12:23
i cant have a good life anyway, being the only human left in existence.
2018-11-26 12:24
I guess that's very subjective, give to yourself what you want to give to others, respect yourself, if this life is only one we have, let's enjoy it and let others enjoy it as well.
2018-11-26 12:25
theres literally no point in living, you cant reproduce, just skip all the effort and end it fast.
2018-11-26 12:11
What about your dog? JK
2018-11-26 12:12
Why even reproduction matters, world is a cruel place anyways.
2018-11-26 12:16
its literally the entire point of your existence.
2018-11-26 12:17
True but in that case that does not matter, you can still enjoy your time.
2018-11-26 12:18
i couldnt
2018-11-26 12:18
Why if you would think about it from the rational stand point that would be only reasonable think to do, why die, that's never the asnwer well only sometimes.
2018-11-26 12:20
killing yourself is the only thing you can do when you are the last of your species. if the question was, what if you and some girl were the last 2 people on earth, well that would not be so bad at all. inbreeding would be an issue.
2018-11-26 12:23
As far as i know animals don't commit suicide, i guess this is the meaning that there is always a hope but if you don't have hope wait until you die when you still can enjoy things.
2018-11-26 12:26
i would not have hope if i was the only human left. that would be a very very depressing thing. that its pointless and you will die eventually and there will be no one left.
2018-11-26 12:39
Yeah i guess it've very subjective and i can't convice you otherwise to me peronally it would be a cool thing to know that i am the last human being on the planet.
2018-11-26 12:40
Let's say two of you left, you and one very hot and pretty woman, do you think there would be still point in resurrection of mankind after so much horrible things commited by us and life for us was very very hard what we have now is greater than ever.
2018-11-26 12:35
Imagine how things around us are amazing, beautiful, etc. You will still have it, there is still something to live for at least in my opinion.
2018-11-26 12:30
smoke weed, fuck corpses. kill myself when (if) i get bored.
2018-10-23 15:36
my main goal would be creating new life
2018-10-23 15:37
This would be so much easier if a girl was the last human alive, just go get some sperm from the lab, create a new civilization.
2018-10-23 15:49
yeah would be so easy to give birth alone and carry trough pregnancy alone
2018-10-23 16:05
Well it ain't impossible
2018-10-23 17:11
#253
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Kyrgyzstan KNEEGGER 
Incest?
2018-11-26 08:15
Research the Mitochondrial Eve
2018-11-26 15:34
play cs with bots
2018-10-23 15:52
#224
D0cC | 
Netherlands @Deji 
I would break in a supermarkt. Close it so because cold wind coming in. Make a comfortable bed from All the stuff found. And live there
2018-10-23 17:17
#232
apEX | 
France insxnity 
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
2018-10-23 21:01
get something to eat and a large soda
2018-10-23 21:02
I pray for this day everyday
2018-10-23 21:21
#239
God | 
United States Trik 
One word: knowledge
2018-11-26 02:20
Manage to survive like what Robinson did!
2018-11-26 03:25
#242
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Greenland Jardeet 
Max my runescape account
2018-11-26 07:52
Go to Jagex, make new skill. Now you are highest lvl.
2018-11-26 12:16
I think I would travel a bit and then kill myself. What is the point of doing.. anything really when you don't have anyone to share your experiences with? What interests me the most in these kind of scenarios (being the last man anywhere) is how much time does every individual have before they go mental.
2018-11-26 08:12
Drink a fuck ton of fancy scotch, go see the pyramids, go destroy every confederate monument
2018-11-26 08:15
Then destroy all trump properties, Fox News HQ, and a lot more, when I feel done I would drink myself to death
2018-11-26 08:18
Go to the highland park distillery in Orkney, crack open a barrel of scotch, and drink until I died
2018-11-26 08:19
#257
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United States ferric 
I'd try to move on and realize that I am alone and there is nothing I can do about it, so I'd just survive as long as possible until I die by natural causes or something. I'd loot every store around my area first and make sure I can travel easily. Edit: also i'd try to get to the nearest Earth-to-International space station communications hub and tell those people to come down and rebuild human civilization
2018-11-26 08:31
#258
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United States ferric 
Then again, I'd have to play 10 mans with bots, so it would be a boring life indeed.
2018-11-26 08:28
Making perfect clone(-s) is a mission, but I think I would end up wankin' around
2018-11-26 08:29
#262
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United States ferric 
or since OP said humans on earth you could tell the people floating above the Earth to come down :)
2018-11-26 08:31
Find a way to contact them and tell them help will come if they land in ocean axaxa
2018-11-26 12:12
#388
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United States ferric 
axaxaxaxa
2018-11-26 12:28
xaxaxaxax
2018-11-26 12:30
Eat a lots of tasty food from restaurants, play single player games like the witcher 3, etc, watch anime and old movies, pet a dog. Oh wait.........................
2018-11-26 08:44
Go sleep in an IKEA
2018-11-26 08:39
#275
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Denmark muggge 
this is one of the best bids
2018-11-26 08:46
yep... have u seen all the stuff they have. Why would u want to own a house in a world where u are alone when u can fkin live in IKEA
2018-11-26 08:47
#278
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Denmark muggge 
i dont know if u have been to ikea my friend. but the food there is AMAZING !
2018-11-26 08:48
Ofc i have been to IKEA. If it wasn't for my mom, i would stay there during the night. Yeah ik they have nie hotdogs
2018-11-26 08:48
#276
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Denmark muggge 
do no noot november alone
2018-11-26 08:46
robbing a bank easy money
2018-11-26 08:57
If you get yourself locked noone is there to save you axaxa
2018-11-26 12:10
why would I lock myself while robbing a bank man??? ))
2018-11-26 12:14
#417
dupreeh | 
Denmark nab69 
lol youre actually stupid
2018-11-26 22:37
#314
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Turkey nt_forsaken 
wtf this is my dream but i cant tell what do i because i dont want to get banned
2018-11-26 11:54
suicide
2018-11-26 12:23
Find all the good weed
2018-11-26 12:26
Maybe someone else survived like me, so I'd search for hoomans
2018-11-26 12:40
"last human on earth" you aren't very good at reading my friend
2018-11-26 13:19
Can't expect much from a s1mple fan from Vietnam
2018-11-26 13:25
can't expect much from a stupid baguette who goes looking for other humans when clearly the situation was being the last human on earth.
2018-11-27 04:39
will go crazy without other people like everyone would do?
2018-11-26 12:41
I'd set up a good survival environment (I'd probably move somewhere warmer where plants can grow better, get some pets to keep me company, set up a solar electricity system etc.) and then I'd try to find a way to recreate human life. Assuming there's no natural disaster or the like survival would be pretty trivial, so I would just designate all of my time towards that one goal, since it would be the only meaningful thing left to do. If I eventually got close to recreating human life I would need to start preparing for the rebuild. I'd need plenty of things, like food, water and medication to keep the people alive, books and any possible information (the internet might still be up) of how different things in our society used to function, that sort of stuff. Would be one hell of a job for one person, but what else would there be to do?
2018-11-26 13:25
Doing shit like in "The last man on Earth"
2018-11-26 13:26
The TV-series or something else? Haven't seen that.
2018-11-26 13:33
It's indeed a tv series :)
2018-11-26 13:34
A quick Google-search revealed that there are actually other people left in that series. But leaving signs of my existence would indeed be a good idea.
2018-11-26 13:37
You can't be sure to be the last man on earth :)
2018-11-26 13:39
You're right, I guess the first thing would be to try and find other people.
2018-11-26 13:47
I've thought about this before and my elaborate plan is as follows; Get home and Pack the essentials (water, food, clothes) Get my dog and we drive in my dad's car to the nearest luxurious car dealership. I take the nicest car i can get and we drive to the mall to eat shitloads of candy and dog food (i eat the candy) After that i would probably watch a bunch of movies and sleep. The next day after i'm fully rested i would begin my journey to drive through Europe starting with Germany and then towards Italy. I would enjoy all of the cheeses which are available and drink the wine that hasn't gone bad. My dog should also get the opportunity to explore and we can find him another dog to be friends with. After Italy i would probably go towards Greece and then Asian. It probably wouldn't be worth to sail to the US because i would most likely die on the way cos i would have no clue how to operate such a big vessel.
2018-11-26 13:32
#415
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United States ferric 
Just fly a plane, it's easier and faster :D
2018-11-26 20:42
I would eat fast food instead of candy.
2018-11-27 08:26
Travel around the world, do the supidest things i want to do, get high and drunk h/24 then kill myself
2018-11-26 13:49
Im an Aussie, we call this camping.
2018-11-26 15:37
#419
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Argentina ivanpb 
kill myself so I'd be doing a favour for the world.
2018-11-27 05:00
#420
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Brazil Baian0 
no grills left then id go to hollywood to bang all these wax actress clones then go to Japan to find more realists dolls and finally go to Brazil to find monkeys and try to save earth forming a new hybrid race
2018-11-27 05:10
#421
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Malta aidsss 
I would just kill myself
2018-11-27 05:34
Come on there is so many cool things to do and no one is going to stop you.
2018-11-27 09:24
find a womans
2018-11-27 09:26
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