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Last human on earth
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United States EVER1 
If all of a sudden you were the last human being on earth, what would be your main mission in life?
2018-10-21 17:34
survive ?
2018-10-21 17:36
#4
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United States EVER1 
surviving wouldn’t be that difficult considering there isn’t any apocalypse or danger going on. Just the idea of you waking up one morning with no one else on earth.
2018-10-21 17:38
#10
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United States boshyyy 
But if there is no one left, nuclear power plants would fail, there would be no electricity, food would go bad sooner or later and no ac or heating, no purified water, basically it would become and apocalypse within a few weeks, months.
2018-10-21 17:41
#22
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United States EVER1 
Remember since you are the last person, all those non-perishable goods and bottled water are yours for the taking. Yes, life would be harder but it’s not like there would be a fear of humans hunting you on top of everything, just have to worry about animals and weather depending on where you are.
2018-10-21 17:45
#26
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Finland Jodecast 
Nuclear power plants can pretty much shut themselfves and survive, the most critical scenario would be something like chernobly . No electricity but you could get some solar panels, food you can grow yourself easily, and there is plenty of stuff that doesnt really expire, heat you can get from wood, water you can get easily etc
2018-10-21 17:45
how about ghost and demons since your are alone all there focus is on you
2018-10-21 17:50
#40
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United Kingdom C4Golden 
good point
2018-10-21 17:57
SHEEEIIIT
2018-10-21 18:08
+1 not as easy as it sounds
2018-10-21 18:32
Ghosts xD
2018-10-21 18:43
oh heeeell naww dawg
2018-10-22 14:59
#143
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Brazil BlueLighting 
I watched supernatural and I have a good amount of salt.... ggez
2018-10-22 19:07
#173
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Malaysia byaIi 
yes and nightmare's without mommy
2018-10-23 05:56
#206
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Turkey Payynnkilla 
wow
2018-10-23 12:48
so basically survive
2018-10-22 23:54
food = go to supermarket and you will have canned food for years water = bottled water in supermarkets for years or just catch rain no ac/heating = no one needs AC, if you are cold just make a fire
2018-10-21 17:49
how do you live without mom :(((
2018-10-21 17:53
#3
2018-10-21 17:53
nice
2018-10-21 17:53
#38
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United States boshyyy 
Bottled water has an expiration date for the plastic is uses, after that date the plastic starts to release chemicals into the water that and not good for you and can harm people.
2018-10-21 17:56
water filters
2018-10-21 18:02
glass bottles
2018-10-21 18:33
precisely. There is SO MUCH STUFF in this world, enough for 8 billion people. A little creativity and you would be all good. Until you caught some sickness then rip.
2018-10-22 15:00
You'd still become insane after a while and commit suicide though
2018-10-23 12:43
I'm with you on this one, i'd probably travel around for a bit then realise how boring and shit times are so kill myself.
2018-10-21 17:58
true it'd be fun af for a short while but long term, talking years, eventually mental illness will probz kick in and a shotgun to the roof of the mouth would be quite likely after you've done all there is to do, even if it takes like 10 years it will be inevitable
2018-10-21 18:13
I'd rather try out an F-16 or something more fun like that
2018-10-22 15:01
i'd rather go high as fuck on fuck knows what...at least it would be fun, screw the shotgun! Still good point about the illness, without medical knowledge/intelligence to learn that shit while still healthy....one is pretty fucked in this scenario.
2018-10-23 07:25
kill myself
2018-10-21 17:37
#196
gabs | 
Andorra DiaRhea 
You can do it right now
2018-10-23 07:58
#236
Snax | 
Argentina Lokoxx60 
+1
2018-10-23 21:03
I could imagine doing a lot of stupid shit considering no one is there to stop me
2018-10-21 17:38
2 days in: 0 humans alive
2018-10-22 15:01
#221
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Slovakia HowToHltv 
+1
2018-10-23 16:06
#7
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Paraguay HighAlching 
go to work and say i quit
2018-10-21 17:39
Luuuuuuul
2018-10-23 06:59
im havent life beside PC, so, dont give a fuck.
2018-10-21 17:39
#12
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United States PsychoLogical 
no internet bro lmao
2018-10-21 17:41
oh shit, we have a problem. so, im start downloading all films and games was on this earth
2018-10-21 17:42
already have over 10tb of that stuff ready :D but its only a few thousand movies and a couple of hundred tv shows, idk how long it will last
2018-10-21 18:15
no electricity :D
2018-10-22 14:08
#13
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United States EVER1 
lmao good luck when there is no more electricity
2018-10-21 17:42
this needs time to disapper EVERYWHERE, after will try to make energy xd
2018-10-21 17:47
that's not a problem, just find an off-grid house with a solar power system and water tanks installed and you're all set, it should be ez in america i think it's more common there in certain parts of the country
2018-10-21 18:16
There's no sun.
2018-10-22 19:04
?wat?
2018-10-22 19:04
didnt you know humans power the sun? typical american idiot
2018-10-23 15:30
#226
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United States BLNDSPT 
another liberal pwned
2018-10-23 19:29
#9
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North America dbanodbano 
play PUBG
2018-10-21 17:39
#11
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Russia deadforest 
with who
2018-10-21 17:40
Solo matchmaking
2018-10-23 04:02
Be the last man on moon as well. Write the history of Earth again so that if aliens find it abandoned they know that Hitler was right and Communists/leftists killed our population.
2018-10-21 17:45
#109
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Germany Kuruyo 
-1
2018-10-22 14:30
Hitler was not a conservative, he was mentally deranged. He ran a dictatorship.
2018-10-22 15:03
Where exactly did I say he was?
2018-10-22 17:18
Not explicitly, it was strongly implied by how it was worded. If that's not what you meant then ok
2018-10-22 18:41
Hey National Socialist do you have steam? i want ask something steamcommunity.com/id/OMAGYARORSZAG/
2018-10-22 19:28
You can send a dm on here?
2018-10-23 12:50
#227
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United States BLNDSPT 
+1111111
2018-10-23 19:29
Shout "CSGO is now really a dead game"
2018-10-21 17:50
#41
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Germany zeolikk 
lmao
2018-10-21 17:58
#170
ropz | 
China SWhinX 
+1
2018-10-23 05:50
#181
MSL | 
China NA_LUL 
if u are the only person alive and you play csgo, doesnt that mean csgo is the most popular game in the world with 100% play rate?
2018-10-23 06:13
200 IQ expected from china
2018-10-23 07:30
hahahaha
2018-10-23 08:13
Fuck, you're right
2018-10-23 12:25
+1
2018-10-23 21:02
#33
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Brazil Eneas56 
I would go crazy probably.
2018-10-21 17:52
#39
Mexico aeR1 
It reminds of that twilight episode where he is the last man and he is finally happy because he think he has enough time to ready all the books he wants. Except his glasses fell and break LOL
2018-10-21 17:57
lmao sounds like a comedy tbh
2018-10-21 18:18
watch the sun rise and set
2018-10-21 18:03
i would eat pizza
2018-10-21 18:04
#155
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Brazil LucasPaqueta 
who would made the pizza ?
2018-10-22 20:39
supermarket pizza or something
2018-10-23 03:45
#225
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Brazil LucasPaqueta 
who would make the supermarket pizza ???
2018-10-23 18:08
#228
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United States BLNDSPT 
me
2018-10-23 19:29
#230
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Brazil LucasPaqueta 
you would be dead
2018-10-23 20:57
#238
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United States BLNDSPT 
no I would still be making pizza at my pizza shop
2018-10-24 15:52
#50
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Europe amaxed83 
to finally have some fun placing cs without getting fucking ruskis in my team every match
2018-10-21 18:06
lmao who you play with ?
2018-10-21 18:09
#54
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Europe amaxed83 
fuck i didnt think about that
2018-10-21 18:11
bots > ruskis tbh
2018-10-21 18:18
#78
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United States fatburger 
Dude BOT Adrian is nuts
2018-10-21 18:35
+1
2018-10-23 06:54
#53
NBK- | 
France _NBK_ 
ill be top 1 in cs PogChamp
2018-10-21 18:11
#55
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Europe amaxed83 
but you will also be the worst at cs xd
2018-10-21 18:12
#58
NBK- | 
France _NBK_ 
oh fak
2018-10-21 18:13
#77
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United States fatburger 
oh shit
2018-10-21 18:34
damn
2018-10-23 05:47
Find where the nukes are and detonate them all. If humans die, then may as well take out all the animals and fish with us
2018-10-21 18:12
#59
Japan rdmn 
thats the dream dude. world without retards.
2018-10-21 18:14
Yeah, there would be only 1 left
2018-10-21 22:21
megaoof
2018-10-22 17:27
absorb all the knowledge in the world and rebuild this will include mastering IVF in order to use pre-existing eggs to re-populate the earth, i will be like adam from adam and eve
2018-10-21 18:21
#69
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United States EVER1 
Finally someone is talking about gaining knowledge, I’ve been waiting for it in all these replies. I would make it my life’s work to try and gain as much knowledge as I could, including government secrets. Government secrets may or may not help me, but it would be incredible to have that knowledge
2018-10-21 18:29
this is just a very interesting topic really, ever since i was a kid i was amazed by this sort of scenario (even tho it will probably never happen, closest thing irl would be getting stranded on an island or lost in nature away from civilization but that's still very different) do you have any favorite literature on the subject? i feel like i can just spend forever on this sort of thing, atm just watching some off-grid house videos bcuz in a post-apocalyptic scenario it's the best way to go really
2018-10-21 18:36
#81
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United States EVER1 
It really is, always been intrigued by it. I don’t have any specific literature that I know off the top of my head on this topic, but I’ve been reading about alternate realties (many worlds interpration) for a while now, and I just think about it from that stand point. What if an alternate reality that’s split off from your current reality has only one human being on earth (yourself). I’m going to make another thread about that soon tbh. I live discussing these types of things
2018-10-21 18:40
What is the point? After you are gone nobody else will be left to pass the knowledge along to. Waste of time learning anything other than survival skills.
2018-10-22 14:34
Well since there is no one else alive you must learn lots of different things to increase your chances of survival. This could range from practical tasks like plumbing or construction all the way to more complex sciences, but it really depends on how you want to live. Sure you can learn the most basic primitive skills necessary but the more you learn the better your skill set, quality of life and chances of survival. Also don't forget learning is fun, at least for me, just depends on what you learn, how you learn it and for what purpose. Some examples of things (simple and complex) I would definitely learn: -Boating (ez transport+helps with the next point) -Fishing (ez food for long term after supermarket food expires) -Plumbing (make sure i can have clean + sustainable water all the time) -Electrotechnology (working with solar system for ez infinite off-grid power) -Mechanical technology (cars and other forms of transport will inevitably need repair) -Biology (try to create an artificial womb and repopulate the earth with pre-existing eggs in science labs using IVF) -Hunting (need food on land sometimes) -Cooking (ofc will try to learn things like how to properly dry food and make long-lasting jerky and pickled food that will last a long time) -Farming (fruits/veggies are important) That's just off the top of my head, but learning lots of new things is important for survival, and you may even be able to pass it down if you can repopulate with artificial wombs and IVF.
2018-10-23 07:13
U wont be able to get into government secrets tho coz u wont have an authorization in security system.
2018-10-23 08:07
I don't need government secrets.
2018-10-23 08:26
#210
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United States EVER1 
With everyone gone, you would eventually find a way to find them. Plus they aren’t even needed, just out of curiosity if you wanted to know everything they hid from you
2018-10-23 15:24
yeah makes sense.
2018-10-23 16:46
#197
gabs | 
Andorra DiaRhea 
Just eat your own sperm and you will get baby in 9 month
2018-10-23 08:00
Find a way to commit suicide without any pain or suffering.
2018-10-21 18:24
#91
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United States EVER1 
why would you want to commit suicide? There are so many things to do on an empty earth. Everything you ever dreamed of doing is possible without any interference or interruption
2018-10-21 22:16
The downside is: At a certain point, you would suffer from severe loneliness, you would start getting depressed and stressed, because every human being that is use to living in a civilisation needs human contact in some form
2018-10-22 15:19
#176
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
Bro go to the fucking pet store xD
2018-10-23 06:04
PETS DUDE
2018-10-23 15:39
#68
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United States Bill_Bait 
Try to find other people (assuming I didn't know I was the last human). Never stay at the same place for more than a week, just wander around (and protect yourself from animals)
2018-10-21 18:25
#70
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France KepleR82b 
I've seen The Last Man On Earth so I'm ready
2018-10-21 18:28
Weed garden and then something to fuck. Ez life
2018-10-21 18:29
get a dog OwO
2018-10-23 06:35
Get a GOAT (not talking about f0rest tho)
2018-10-23 15:33
#74
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Other nt_try 
run naked outside
2018-10-21 18:33
#84
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United States Pinkcow88 
I’d make my way to a real nice beach resort and just j chill
2018-10-21 19:01
Since food will expire fast, electricity will go down, I'll eat the most good things as they last, drive the most expensive cars without giving a fuck, playing PC, watching movies alone. After a couple of years where only canned food will be available, no electricity I'll probably kill myself
2018-10-21 19:06
#96
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United States EVER1 
You forgot solar panels, growing your own food, and the pretty much life time supply of non-perishable food and bottled water in hundreds of thousands of stores
2018-10-22 13:59
Solar panels don't live forever
2018-10-22 14:01
#99
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United States EVER1 
Bro how long do you think you will live for lmao
2018-10-22 14:02
A solar panel live for about 30 years. You have to consider battiers at night. You won't find enough batteries for solar panels and what's the point of electricity at day?
2018-10-22 14:03
"A solar panel live for about 30 years." If you learn electrotechnology you can easily install new ones if needed, it's not that hard and you can learn it rather easily. Alternatively you can use hydro-powered systems which can last over 100 years, so that should set you up for life. This is the least of your worries. "You have to consider battiers at night.You won't find enough batteries for solar panels" Actually batteries are easy to attain and install with the right know-how. A good solar system with a 10kW battery will be more than any one individual can use. If you really wanted you could go hardcore and even install 50kW worth of batteries, at this point you should get an electric car because of all that power you've got to spare. "What's the point of electricity at day?" Same as at night minus the lighting. Needed for cooking, heating/cooling, electrical appliances such as a computer or kettle. The list never ends.
2018-10-23 07:30
steal stores and banks proudly.
2018-10-21 22:18
#95
Twistzz | 
United Kingdom Sh4dez 
Do every single drug on planet earth
2018-10-21 22:25
#98
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Switzerland AlexTenebrae 
ResidentSleeper till death
2018-10-22 14:02
#103
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United States Paulius_CS 
Find a storage of those 2018 high quality sex dolls and robots. Explore USA nature, and live in the south during winter. Read books on how to drive an ocean liner and get my self to Europe.
2018-10-22 14:08
good points bro. i feel it
2018-10-22 19:19
Watch hentai naked
2018-10-22 14:11
Make an AMA topic on hltv, Jonaylthan wouldn't be on here to ban me
2018-10-22 14:16
1. Create AI 2. make AI work for me 3. AI creates a sex robot for me 4. I have everything I need 5. Since I'm the only human on earth AI takes over and kills me.
2018-10-22 14:26
to become a tier1 cs player
2018-10-22 14:27
#108
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India alex_gupta 
run around naked
2018-10-22 14:27
Play CS:GO with bots
2018-10-22 14:30
find the least painful way to die
2018-10-22 14:35
it will take a lifetime to do
2018-10-22 14:35
#114
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Estonia MC_Ride 
write down a summary of who we are and what has happened then kys
2018-10-22 14:37
#115
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United States EVER1 
I would write a book of life as the last human, and keep daily video logs
2018-10-22 14:45
#135
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
+1 I think i would try to document human life
2018-10-22 15:25
#177
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
Make a video pointing out that you have the biggest dick out of all the humans in the world lul
2018-10-23 06:06
jack off
2018-10-22 14:46
#118
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
overdose
2018-10-22 14:59
#122
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Norway Str1mp 
It would be as the same mission as always, die.
2018-10-22 15:00
Try to save astronauts on space stations + company + brains + human race can't die IQ 137
2018-10-22 15:03
#128
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United States EVER1 
+1 brother I would dedicate my life to knowledge
2018-10-22 15:07
#134
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
But how i doubt many here knoww about rockets
2018-10-22 15:24
Imagine this: The same exact scenario as you described, but you only have 24 hours until everyone will come back in an instant What you think? :D
2018-10-22 15:15
#131
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United States EVER1 
Well in that case that would be very different. Instead of wanting to gain knowledge (which is what I would do if everyone was gone, permanently) I’d just steal a bunch of shit, rob banks, etc
2018-10-22 15:27
#133
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
Dont waste time on opening the vault it would probably take the whole day
2018-10-22 15:23
Yeah just go into rich neighborhood, get a few millions of gold, retire in peace
2018-10-22 19:18
Expected from favela
2018-10-23 08:11
i would robb banks as much as i can.
2018-10-22 19:31
Kill myself
2018-10-22 15:22
+1 tbh
2018-10-22 19:11
I would like to learn how 2 drift, smoke some stuff and have a chill. But it must be so depressing when u are one and only on the earth
2018-10-22 19:13
#146
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Sweden plikz 
just me and all the animals in the world would be kinda cool
2018-10-22 19:16
#149
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Estonia grigorj4n 
im the last human in this fucking world. you are all indian bots and baiters (AI) ty for attention
2018-10-22 19:20
after some time i def. would try to reproduce myself but not sure how to do. is it possible in a technical way? hard task i guess
2018-10-22 19:22
i would look around to another people for a while, if i can't find anyone i would kill myself probably. There is no point to live after this kind of situation. Eat, sleep, shit, masturbate; looks boring.
2018-10-22 19:25
#160
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Europe amaxed83 
"Eat, sleep, shit, masturbate; looks boring." This is my life for 2 years. Its pretty good.
2018-10-22 23:51
Lol
2018-10-22 23:55
Lol
2018-10-23 05:51
Getting knowledge is never boring.
2018-10-23 08:13
#156
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Brazil LucasPaqueta 
i would smoke weed af, and fuck myself, get pregnant of myself, carry a myself kid and repopulate the world
2018-10-22 20:42
go to walmart and steal shit
2018-10-22 20:44
At first i would probably just fuck around, steal shit like expensive fast cars and cause unnecessary chaos by myself. After that id probably just focus on surviving. Finding a nice house and stacking it with food and water from the market. Id probably have to learn how to farm. Getting a gun from a gun store would be essential also so i can hunt animals. Would have to get some books from the library about farming and skinning animals so i can survive alot longer. Would be cool
2018-10-22 20:50
#164
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United States EVER1 
It would be very interesting to live like that, only man on earth. Some people say they will go crazy but i think I would thrive in an environment like that. No interruption.
2018-10-23 00:58
#178
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
True it would be fine if you have a dog and old videos of people to keep you sane.
2018-10-23 06:08
i'd embrace that
2018-10-22 23:53
play csgo with bots
2018-10-23 00:59
I AM LEGEND
2018-10-23 04:15
#171
ropz | 
China SWhinX 
Jerk off Now no one would say it’s harmful to my body
2018-10-23 05:51
#174
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Australia t0rrent 
Play cs against bots
2018-10-23 05:56
#175
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Malaysia byaIi 
human is a social animal, so it would be very hard to just live alone also i'm 11 so i would die so fast
2018-10-23 05:57
#179
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United Kingdom warpspider4 
lol you would be the biggest dicked kid though xD
2018-10-23 06:09
#185
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Malaysia byaIi 
lol
2018-10-23 06:48
#180
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Canada haroonscape 
make a really big fort out of twinkies
2018-10-23 06:11
I would rob a bank so I can buy everything I've ever wanted
2018-10-23 06:15
#189
Kane | 
Other UknowY 
sound logic
2018-10-23 07:03
#195
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
Literally 0 point to rob a bank when money won't do shit for you.
2018-10-23 07:49
wat you mean
2018-10-23 15:52
#229
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
tf would you buy with money when noone is there to take it? Everything is free when you're the last person on the planet.
2018-10-23 20:55
r/woooosh
2018-10-23 16:05
#235
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
#229
2018-10-23 21:03
#231
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Argentina roulettesoad 
200 iq
2018-10-23 20:57
#183
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Brazil TEUS1 
suicide
2018-10-23 06:18
#188
Kane | 
Other UknowY 
delete HLTV
2018-10-23 07:03
Who cares i am not last on earth so its not my problem
2018-10-23 07:31
#204
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Finland BOMBDOGE 
get my dick sucked by animals
2018-10-23 12:36
find all the money and take a snap!
2018-10-23 13:17
probably kill myself because of boredom eventually
2018-10-23 13:22
smoke weed, fuck corpses. kill myself when (if) i get bored.
2018-10-23 15:36
my main goal would be creating new life
2018-10-23 15:37
This would be so much easier if a girl was the last human alive, just go get some sperm from the lab, create a new civilization.
2018-10-23 15:49
yeah would be so easy to give birth alone and carry trough pregnancy alone
2018-10-23 16:05
Well it ain't impossible
2018-10-23 17:11
play cs with bots
2018-10-23 15:52
#224
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Netherlands @Deji 
I would break in a supermarkt. Close it so because cold wind coming in. Make a comfortable bed from All the stuff found. And live there
2018-10-23 17:17
#232
apEX | 
France insxnity 
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
2018-10-23 21:01
get something to eat and a large soda
2018-10-23 21:02
I pray for this day everyday
2018-10-23 21:21
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